/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

Yes.

>>345088

That would be the best package because of you move in together you could possibly travel the world depending on which branch they are in.

I used to date a veteran who wanted me to move in with him and be his housewife and take up drag more.

He was kinda loco tho.

>>345088

Yes, why wouldn't I? I don't see how it's relevant tbh.

>>345141

Many people find being away from someone for long periods of time, or being forced to travel, or having the chance of their loved one dying too strenuous to get into a relationship with that sort of person in the first place. Others just have a moral issue.

I wouldn't be opposed to it. It could be a tough relationship (given what's mentioned in >>345148 ), but I have a lot of respect for people in the military.

>>345088

>dating someone dense enough to die for israel

Nah. My father was a military man for 7 years. South African military man at that and at the time they were taught how to kill in EVERY WAY. Long story short this has completely tainted my view of the military and the people who participate. I'm not saying I don't appreciate what the people do, simply that i couldn't bring myself to be with one of them.

>>345161

….being able to kill a crowd of 100 people is constitutional right where I live

>>345209

as you can see, grammar school isn't on the list of rights.

>>345088

Probably not. I'd worry too much that he was going to get killed or injured and I also wouldn't want him having to go fight some fucking war caused by incompetent bureaucrats who don't give a shit about the people they send over. I'd be too much of a clingly boi wife and if he got deployed I'd probably be devastated, I can't even imagine what it would be like to lose a partner to war. I don't think I could handle that so no, I probably wouldn't

>>345213

…ain't got no time fer words boy: only got time for iron and steel u know,

As a current military wannabe /cuteboy/, it's a pretty big hassle to be in a relationship with someone, doubly so if you're not married.

>Can never hang out on weekdays because of long work-hours unless they live super close to base.

>Hard for civilian BF's to understand what the military lifestyle is like which can be difficult because you're surrounded by people who get it 24/7.

>Even if you do have time off, there's always the chance that for some inexplicable reason they'll call you back because someone did something stupid.

>There's just so many levels of bullshit that has to be dealt with throughout the week that even when you jump past all the hurdles to get to the weekend, you're usually either so tired you're not in a super great mood or so fed-up with work all you wanna do is get absolutely fucking smashed at barracks parties.

>While deployments are pretty fucking rare for like 90% of units in the military, you still have to go to field problems semi-frequently (if you're not apart of a super pog unit) which can be a short two weeks to a long fucking month or two where cell service is spotty to not accessible at all.

>You can always date within the military to make it easier but that shit always felt weird to me personally. There are a fuckton of gay people in the military though and most people are cool with open homosexuals because most people only care about if you're a decent dude who does his job, and the people who still hate the gays can't be open about it or they'll get fucked sideways a million times over because of equal opportunity or sexual harassment policies.

Military guys aren't brainwashed or crazy though, some civilians I met are crazy stubborn about seeing that. Just like any demographic of people, there are retards/bad people, but for the most part some of the coolest dudes I've known have been in the military and there's something special about that magical brand of military stupid that is both confusing and awesome. Like shit, some of my BF's friends keep trying to convince me I'm a brainwashed, pr-conditioned killing machine that'd gun down a crowd of brown people at a moments notice and that shit's annoying as fuck.

>Will be an LDR if he ever gets deployed

>Has been brainwashed into accepted dying for the State

>Has been brainwashed into respecting authority

>Will be in denial about his sexuality because, even if DADT no longer exists legally, the military is still NOT a gay-friendly environment

>If he gets deployed and comes back alive and all in one piece, will likely be a fucking basketcase of PTSD

>Guaranteed anger issues

>Guaranteed drinking issues

It's like you took all the shit I don't like and compressed it into one person.

>>345157

since when is /cuteboys/ so redpilled.

Why does everyone on cb think all people in the military are in combat roles? Lots of people in the military just have normal jobs that don't involve killing people.

>>345240

>Like shit, some of my BF's friends keep trying to convince me I'm a brainwashed, pr-conditioned killing machine that'd gun down a crowd of brown people at a moments notice

Ummm…Is that a bad thing?

>>345305

*braindead

and i think it was rather harmless meming

>>345240

>There are a fuckton of gay people in the military though and most people are cool with open homosexuals because most people only care about if you're a decent dude who does his job, and the people who still hate the gays can't be open about it or they'll get fucked sideways a million times over because of equal opportunity or sexual harassment policies.

absolutely civilized, best ally

>>345088

that depends

would you wear a dress

i have a list of people i would never date

.veterans or current military personnel who have not acknowledged that the us military has done horrible thing

.cops

.security officers

.anyone right of liberal

.upper management

>>345232

The Canadian military is relatively safe. Also what if the guy is an engineering officer? He will never see the front lines

>>345088

Probably not, or at least not the US military anyway. Everyone I've met so far in the military has been a bit too "rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty 'murica fuck yeah" and tbh that's not attractive at all :/ and even if I did find someone who's OK, I'd start to worry that something might happen to them or something.

>>345410

you just sound like an excellent source of progressive tears.

>>345161

>South African military man at that and at the time they were taught how to kill in EVERY WAY

Except for how to necklace. That's what would have been taught to his enemies.

>>345410

Dating a people's reappropriation commissar would be perfectly fine though, right? That way when the revolution comes if he doesn't get killed in a purge first you'll get to live in a mansion instead of having to share a communal flat.

>>345416

Maybe you're right. My main concern is him dying/being injured/suffering from ptsd or something. My poor grandfather was in ww2 and although he came back alive and well he never talked about it and definitely had some psychological damage from it, I think it's unfair because you don't really know what you're fighting for and either way you're expected to just do whatever you're told no matter how fucked up it is.

>>345471

Awe, I'd be a pain in your ass tho anon, I'd constantly ask when you're gonna quit and leave and try to convince you to get a different job/career and I'd probably call you more than I should even though I know it's a hassle. I'd probably bribe you with sexual stuff a lot too if you have/get a qt please try to think of them and what it's like to worry about you

>>345531

people dont like talking about getting shot at or shooting people

everybody has their "story" from the war

>>345440

we must embrace pain and use it as fuel for our journey

-sanic the hedhog

>>345471

what is a libtard?

>>345473

everyone will get an equal share of housing

>>345594

>what is a libtard?

A bluepilled cuckold who falls on the "left" spectrum of politics. They are a pathetic excuse for human beings.

>>345088

why would you date someone who willingly goes to other countries to kill people for the globalists?

>>345597

I'll bite.

Nice virtue signalling. How's your cognitive dissonance?

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>>345594

You'll still have to give up your MacBook Pro, though.

>>345635

It is on topic, though. It's also going exactly how everyone should have expected it. We all knew the people who would say "no" to OP's question would be the ones with some dumbass "moral issue" or some stupid shit with it.

I'm in the Navy, so tbh I probably wouldn't date anyone else in the service just because I don't want to end up bringing work home and we could be deployed at different times making it a permanent LDR.

And what you guys have said about weekdays and hard for civilians to understand military lifestyle is 100% true. I have civilian friends who don't understand how working 12+ hours a day doing some menial shit, standing watch and taking logs, studying for quals and other shit while trying to find time to eat, sleep and "me time" is difficult.

But I digress. I'd love to get into an LDR with a cuteboy while I'm in the Navy, I get to travel all over and I can homeport basically anywhere in the world. But moving around on the Government's dime and stuff like that only really works if you're married otherwise it's all out of pocket so if you are a cuteboy hoping to hook up with a sailor or other service member just to see the world you're gonna have to get hitched or hope he makes enough to keep moving you around every 2-4 years.

If anyone wants to talk more add me on discord Brownsville369#8503 or on skype Scalariform (profile pic is cirno)

>>345644

>some dumbass "moral issue"

It's not a dumbass moral issue to not want to be with someone who will be away for several months at a time, will likely cheat on you when away because fucking EVERYONE does in an LDR, and who might get shot in some shithole desert somewhere because our country has committed itself to eliminating brown people.

>>345690

>EVERYONE

You are not everyone.

>>345644

>dating someone willingly signing up to serve in the military that gets sent to places to die over outright lies like gulf of tonkin, weapons of mass destruction, and assad using chemical weapons

>>345531

>I'd constantly ask when you're gonna quit and leave and try to convince you to get a different job/career and I'd probably call you more than I should even though I know it's a hassle. I'd probably bribe you with sexual stuff a lot too

Marry me you lil slut :DD I wouldn't mind a cutie like you calling me all the time, It would not be a hassle to me, just the opposite. You sound so adorable!

>>345690

They are called shit skins, and they are not people.

>>345744

some just do it for the money and benefits

Guess if your a libtard with everything handed to you without any work or effort it's hard to imagine some ppl actually have to work to live.

>>345746

>working for the Jew

>>345746

Lmao I work on reactors and shit with the navy, plus I got paid to go to school for a Nuclear Engineering degree. And I get full pay, advance super fast, full medical and dental coverage.

It's a sweet gig, so even after I get out I still make fucking shit tons of money.

>>345690

>because fucking EVERYONE does in an LDR

Wrong.

>>345774

I agree with you personally, but I haven't had many (serious) LDR's

>>345690

Just because your a slut doesn't mean we all are. I never cheated on any of my bf's.

>>345788

Well you're about to, slut.

>>345700

>>345788

>Thinking I've ever been in an LDR

Sorry guys, I won't join your club of morons thinking it's a "relationship" when you can't even touch.

>>345599

no leftist even uses the term globalist. that's something made up by conspiracy theorist. globalization is the word used to describe multinational corporations spreading their brand across the globe. globalism is a conspiracy theory.

>>345597

cuck cuck cukc cuck.

i just love it when my wife dominates me. that's why i go on a internet for gay/bisexual/bicurious and feminine men.

>>345611

i certainly loved getting raped by the nsaaiughbqiabasdaopaoghyta when i use my windows 30

>>345628

hey loser. i know all the cool minecraft tricks and you don't. i'm in with all the cool memes and inside phrases loser.

>>345821

>You realize that the snowden & vault 7 leaks still qualify as conspiracy theory, right?

now you are just arguing semantics.

>>345824

i didn't say Globalization isn't real. i said Globalism is garbage. Yes you are right that is more complicated to brand spreading. Globalism is just something appropriate from the left in their struggle against neo-imperialism (globalization for short).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELZZy6y9-4k

>>345835

youre a fucking moron, fringe conservatives have always hated global expansion of government powers

>>345824

>EU

>Mutual protectionism against communism, and symbiotic economic gain

>Trying to be more than an entire planet of squabbling babies seeing who can rape the world of its resources fastest, because we've just realized: "oh fuck, literally all the resources are running out"

>Nah, it's just the Jews trying to get richer!

Here's your friendly reminder that the richest and most corrupt politician in the history of this country is both right-wing, and currently in power.

>>345874

Nice bait

>>345860

why do i care what fringe conservatives have to say. they are the biggest morons on the planet earth.

Wouldn't date a military boy because I don't want to bring work home.

>>345882

So far your posts suggest otherwise

>>345884

>>345880

meant for, guess I'm the retard now

>>345088

Actually I wouldn't mind. I would prefer for him to be in some kind of intelligence division, those who crunch data at home, though.

A battlefield is no place for a cute boy.

>>345900

News to me, I've never cheated on anyone.

>>345874

>because we've just realized: "oh fuck, literally all the resources are running out"

Actually, with the invention of things like fracking, we've learned we have much more fuel available than we previously thought.

>>345874

I didn't realize merkel was considered right wing tbh

>>345088

Hell yeah I would, heck I'd prefer it.

>>345929

fracking isn't more resources you idiot. that's like saying you have more soda because you licked the cup clean.

>>345874

>another lecture about the environment from someone who buys a new $1000 chinese phone and laptop/tablet every 6 months and a new crossover every 2 years

>>345880

you said globalism is a "buzzword" for neo-imperalism, yet the kind of people who say globalism have been bitching about it since the 19th century

>>345930

Neoliberalism is a right wing position

>>345966

>yet every democrat candidate is neolibreal

>>345932

Might I ask why?

>>345989

>this means neoliberalism is left rather than democrats being right

america was a mistake

>>346005

>getting bent our of shape over someone getting the terms wrong to your kike bread and circus game

>>346005

Last I checked UKs concept of right and left were pretty comical and inaccurate so not sure if your opinion really holds water here tbqfah famalam

>>345995

Why wouldnt I want a strong, hardworking man who's capable of protecting me and would share hobbies with me?

>>345938

>another lecture about the environment from someone who buys a new $1000 chinese phone and laptop/tablet every 6 months and a new crossover every 2 years

If you strawmanned any fucking harder, you'd be in a cornfield in Oz.

>>346027

Wise choice

Why? If they're in the military it shows they have no ambition in life or are complete failures academically abd only seek to reap rewards I'm fine with people who like weapons and simulating ops as well as self train and have determination but actual military fags are annoying

>>346033

>as je says on his new samsung galaxy

>>345346

They all go on /pol/ and or watch movies.

I don't think I could date someone that would be away from me for unknown periods of time, but if it was a non-combat role I might be more inclined. It would just be too hard. Oddly I'd still date a cop. If I can be his shining light at the end of a hard day of dealing with assholes than It would be worth it. As long as those commies and blacks leave him alone!

No wonder why some of you guys are alone, you despise and treat people that you dont even know like shit, go buy yourselfs some friends ya cunts.

I dated a guy in the army for 7 months, nice enough guy, but he was a bit boring. Sort of stereotypical sports jock who had no other hobbies/interests. He was a quartermaster

>>345346

Because getting to kill people is the only interesting thing about the military.

Even if you can be gay in the military now, isnt it still technically illegal?

having sex outside of missionary is illegal under UCJ

>>348505

DADT got repealed years ago.

You can be gay and in the military.

Technically Sodomy is against the UCMJ but it's not enforced anymore and I'd imagine it'll be amended soon enough.

>>348492

no

you get emotional by visions of inhumane events

>>348492

Only if the tears were released in a dignified manner.

>>348592

>europe collapsing from refugees like straight out of a bad 60s french novel

>donald trump is fucking president

>democrats demonizing the Russian Federation as if they dont have nuclear weapons

>the military doing sensible things

I think I might be dead or something

>>348615

Are you trying to say they can do one with at a time? These are unrelated issues.

It's wonderful that they're trying to eliminate discrimination of homosexuals in the army, a weird spasm of irrationality and homophobia from someone at least bisexual

>>348649

>with

*thing of course

>>348601

I fucking love you people. You're so cold externally and I'm desperately attracted to that.

>>348190

And we barely get to so that anymore sadly :c so it is quite boring… (On the infantry side anyway….)

>>349874

You know this is a place where boys take pictures of their butts right?

>>348615

>>europe collapsing from refugees like straight out of a bad 60s french novel

>American flag

I'm not really that suprised

>>348615

President Trump. Say it with me ~ President Trump~! :3c

>>345929

>fracking

>good

I mean, being able to light tap water on fire is a cool party trick, but I wouldn't want to shower in that shit.

>>349874

This anon is correct but need to chill out and play with his vibrator for a few hours.