No.340727
>tfw this is my fetish
who wants to live under my bed?
No.340729
>who wants to live under my bed?
No.340739
No.340743
>>340727
this
>>340738
tbh I'm a skinnyfat gayboy but I've got the mindset. I wanna live in a little den of sin with another colossal pervert and just get dirty every day. Had no luck so far
No.340745
>>340738
I am still a student though.
>>340743
>tbh I'm a skinnyfat gayboy but I've got the mindset. I wanna live in a little den of sin with another colossal pervert and just get dirty every day. Had no luck so far
you are perfect bb
No.340751
No.340753
>>340745
For a filthy nazi, you're not too bad
No.340754
>>340743
show face bbgrill
No.340756
Now I expect someone else to post their face. ;)
>>340753
already falling in love with me, eh?
No.340758
>>340745
listen you nazi cunt, if you want this shit you gotta show me the dolla dolla or at least tell me what you're gonna do k babe?
No.340759
>>340753
>>340758
>modern kraut
>nazi
I wish.
tfw when no nazi master to be beaten by
polite sage
No.340761
>>340757
what the fuck?
>>340758
Well, I'll keep you under my bed. Make you dress up in cute clothes, but have your butt exposed at all times.
And instead of masturbating every day like I do usually, I will pump my seed in your butt.
>>340759
I am voting AfD, does that count as Nazi?
No.340763
>>340761
ok but i want a car and the cutest clothes
No.340764
>>340763
and a constant supply of thigh highs
No.340766
>>340763
>>340764
why would you want a car?
you are never going to leave me anyway, no need for you to even leave the house, except when I carry you out in my arms
>>340764
Oh, you are always going to be wearing at least one pair, I'll make sure of that.
Now post face/butt.
No.340767
>>340761
>I am voting AfD, does that count as Nazi?
I'm sure to some people, but probably not most people on this board.
No.340768
No.340770
>>340768
shut up and just be my qt bf
No.340771
No.340772
>>340745
I'd prefer someone in full time work so we could afford things like outfits, toys, restraints, machines, lubricants etc outside of basic amenities
>>340754
Not here. Chat first and see where it goes. Like I say I'm not cute but then I'm not looking for a 10/10 just someone committed and good personality. Gotta go to bed now but I'll be online tomorrow
No.340773
I don't wanna live, but you can keep me under your bed if you like.
No.340776
>>340773
are you a vampire?
>>340771
I still see no one posting face here besides me.
>>340772
>I'd prefer someone in full time work so we could afford things like outfits, toys, restraints, machines, lubricants etc outside of basic amenities
dont be such a baby
No.340777
>>340776
Yuss!
A vampire who feeds only on large doses of fentanyl. Give this to me, and I shall stay beneath your bed willingly. For I am a spooky creature of the night!
No.340778
>>340777
hmm, are you pale too?
No.340779
No.340781
>>340779
alright, I … accept
what now?
No.340785
>>340781
Huh. I didn't expect it.
We've kind of hit a dead end. Wish I'd talked to you earlier - literally hanging myself tonight. Not something I can cancel.
No.340787
>>340785
Why not anon? Death doesn't exactly give a shit when you die. You could just spend all your money on a 1 way trip to germany and live with the kraut, and if it doesn't work out, then commit seppoku
No.340788
>>340787
>Death doesn't exactly give a shit when you die.
Yeah, but I'm 25, and I can't stand having waited so long.
No.340789
>>340788
>>340785
just prove that you are at least passable in terms of cuteness or I am just going to bully you
No.340792
No.340793
>>340785
Just go try and live as a sex slave for a while. Hanging yourself is the most universally applicable form of suicide, just buy a one way ticket and give it a shot. Go do some cool shit before you off yourself.
No.340794
>>340793
Don't tell me what to do you dick, how could I ever be a sex slave if I can't set priorities and follow through with existing goals?
No.340796
>>340794
Well I guess you wouldn't really have any responsibilities except to follow through with simple things that someone else wants? You wouldn't have to worry about the more complicated demands of life, just enjoy the simple things. Worst thing that happens is you get a worry free trip to Germany, you can do whatever you want since you don't care about living. Go hike up a mountain and die with a nice view, or party it up all day and night, just pretend like nothing you do can possibly matter (since it doesn't). Being perfectly ready to kill yourself whenever you want can be a freeing experience. Sell all your shit in America, take all your cash and spend it all on booze and hookers in Europe. Literally no reason to worry about AIDS since you can just kill yourself. Might as well go out on a high note, live like a king for a few days, try being a sex slave. Then if you don't like being a sex slave and your a hobo in a foreign country, go kill yourself before the buzz wears off.
No.340797
>>340794
How can you ever do anything if you kill yourself?
No.340798
>>340796
Why don't you do it? Do you have an appointment to keep, too?
No.340801
>>340798
I'm just not particularly interested in killing myself right now. Maybe someday I will do something like that, but for now I'm happy with the way things are. You're free from all that though, if you're seriously planning to kill yourself soon.
No.340802
>>340798
I'm also not very attractive.
No.340803
>>340798
prolly 'cause he isn't suicidal.
From my perspective, the main dangers for most in committing suicide would be
>hell (if you're christian)
>never being able to do [thing]
>fucking up your friends and family
If you're a gay drug-head like you say, you prolly don't give a fuck about hell, and if you're going to actually do it, then you don't care about JUST-ing your family, so the worst possible scenario is never being able to do [thing], therefore, you should do as many fun things before strangling yourself as you listen to On GP/what have you.
You should prolly call the suicide hotline if you're not just shitposting, 1-800-273-8255 , seriously m8.
No.340805
>>340803
I was asking why they weren't doing the sex slave thing, not suicide. They answered both tho.
Not a drug-head - the fentanyl thing was just because it's less effort.
I'm both serious and shitposting - I just didn't realize it when I started, but I actually am shitting up this thread so I think it qualifies. Will cease.
No.340806
>>340803
If you do decide to call a suicide hotline, make sure it's one that has a firm policy against reporting you to the police. A lot of them do trace the call and report you, and that's just a shitty experience. If you feel like you actually might benefit from some psychiatric treatment you can always go to a hospital and tell them you're thinking about suicide, I find it kind of scummy to talk to someone who makes you think it's all private and then calls the cops on you.
No.340808
I definitely have a thing for objectification but there's no way I could actually live that role.
No.340811
What the fuck is this thread lol.
To the suicidal guy, I've been in and out of depression my whole life, but the one thing I've been stalwart about is that no matter how shit I feel, there's always some use for me that's better than me being dead. I assure you 25 is not too old, you're not already a foot in the grave. Even if Germanon isn't serious about making you his bed goblin trap, there will be someone out there who is.
That said, that someone is not me. I'm too worried about other people's comfort. I could never put someone in a tiny box like OP's reference without a constant overwhelming sense of guilt.
No.340820
>>340811
>I'm too worried about other people's comfort. I could never put someone in a tiny box like OP's reference without a constant overwhelming sense of guilt.
Generally I'd say the same, but if the box resident is into it, then I don't see the problem since it'd be comfortable for him. I think that's sort of the whole point of BDSM relationships, that no one really wants to be an actual sex slave or sex slave owner, but they like to be able to pretend they are and still have both parties enjoying it. Of course it's still totally cool if you're not into that kind of thing.
No.340865
>>340805
Fellow /suicide/ crossposter I assume. I'm looking at a ligature myself, but I don't know if I'll manage it just yet. Also considering just walking into the sea when it gets cold enough. I say that, but I'll probably end up being stopped, so whatever really.
I hope you find peace either way anon. The people here are mostly not suicidal, and I doubt they'll fully comprehend why you can't just pick yourself up and try everything they've ever wanted to. But if you do want to talk to someone I'm around this board occasionally.
Sage for blog post
No.340882
>>340808
for me the biggest concern is being locked in that tiny cage and getting injections like every week (which hurt like a motherfucker) only for things to go south.
I mean I know my parents would have me back any time no matter what and would help me get my life back on track but who knows whats down the line in 5 years.
No.340968
What do you want out of ya boy, Mr. Kraut?
No.340998
PS I won't wuss out on you like suicide anon.
No.341032
There is a very special anon that I might submit to, he knows who he is ;)
No.341122
>>341032
Hehe, you've already given in~
No.341165
>>341122
Connected really well. Guess I have given in.
No.349532
If anyone wants a live in slave, I'm available
Totally serious too, although it might not be forever (people change and grow, needs change, perhaps you'll want to move on, or I will, who knows)
But right now I'm totally willing to try for at least a year
Kik: ndkdo
No.350252
I'd love to be a live in slave, for as long as anyone would have me, and I'd do anything for a rich guy to take me in and make me his trophy boywife.
No.350294
No.364336
>>340727
Tfw you dream of getting that chance…
No.364339
TIL plenty of people are fine with becoming a slave but very few actually want to own said slave.
I have to wonder how many want to be a slave just so they don't have to work or worry about their own finances.
That and the fetish is my reason, but I'm too fat for it
No.364340
>>364339
That's probably the case for most, I'm okay with money but having someone else make decisions for you is very appealing. I'd imagine being a sex slave is pretty work intensive in it self though.
No.364343
>>364340
Its work I'd be ok with doing. Something about doing work for someone directly makes everything a lot easier for me.
Lost like 20lbs over a few months even when I had a short lived dom ordering me around. I got no drive like that normally.
No.364445
>>340727
tfw no money so I'll never have a cutie living under my bed
No.364482
>>364445
You can pay them with love and orgasms.
No.364484
>>364482
i dont think those can pay for their hobbies
No.364625
>>340761
>I am voting AfD, does that count as Nazi?
Worse. Your voting for Jews
No.365236
>>340738
all gay people are degenerate, greedy, self-absorbed whores, some of which believe they can hide their true vapid intentions through ostensible joke posts like this one. This board never fails to sicken me