No.334654
What kind of partner do you want, /cuteboys/?
Describe the kind of person you'd want to date, yourself, or both. Please be descriptive and not just "someone that will tolerate me."
No.334655
Someone who'll love me and kiss me before and after work and pet me and fuck me in the ass as I dress up like Momiji, and cuddle me and let me cook for them
No.334659
cute white femboy with a huge cock who is extremely dominant
No.334660
>>334659
Gee, anon, could you be less specific? I think almost everyone here wants that.
No.334661
No.334667
No.334668
i don't want a partner, i just want to ruin normie lives and sabotage their couples
when i hear you arguing then crying over the breakup i'll be right there, staring smugly from the shadows
none of you are safe, none
No.334670
Someone who loves me and that I love. Someone that I can support and who will support me, that I can trust and who will trust me. Someone that can give me the strength to become a better man, to overcome my flaws, for them. Someone that is passionate about something, who will at least try to take interest in my hobbies and is willing to let me discover theirs. Education isn't too important, as long as that someone is willing to learn and discover new things.
Ideally I'd like someone more outgoing, more lively than me. I'm a somewhat reserved, stoic guy, though I am quite affectionate with the people I care about in private, so someone who is willing to put up with that when we're alone together.
Looks are secondary, but I like cute, somewhat feminine guys. Like everyone else here, I guess.
No.334671
I'm not really looking to find someone in this thread to be honest, but I'll just describe my dream bf anyway because I'm bored.
First of all, I'd want someone gentle and patient, because if they weren't they wouldn't be able to handle me in all my overemotional awfulness. I'd want them to be caring and considerate, but also kinda dominant and able to take initiative. I'd like someone who's able to help me take big decisions that I have a hard time with without outright telling me what I should do, and someone who is going to let me stay me. I'd also like someone creative and with some kind of drive. He doesn't need to make big money, but I just don't want someone whose sum of ambitions is slumping around in a chair waiting for his next shipment of money to come in. I couldn't handle being with someone who has no ambitions or anything. I'd also like someone able to take care of himself. I don't want a bf who needs to be asked to not be unhygienic. Other than that I'm also not really attracted to feminine guys (despite being one myself) so I'd like for him to be masculine and sort of confident in his masculinity.
Bonus round: shallow appearance-related things edition
-Average-height-tall
-Broad shouldered
-somewhat decent dress sense
Bonus bonus round for lewd things:
-Dominant in bed but not sadistic
-Willing to try new stuff every now and then
-OK with me never wanting to top
-Interested in light kinky stuff, but doesn't demand a 24/7 bdsm relationship. I'd just like to be someone's petboy in bed sometimes but his equal outside of those sessions
>tfw I'm way too picky
No.334672
>>334671
> picky
Honestly it's not that demanding. You've basically described any decent human being plus some modifiers.
I'd match up except not very confident, dress like a boring person, and possibly 20% switchy? :o
No.334673
>>334672
I don't think you understand how patient you have to be to deal with me.
Also I'll add "passionate and romantic" to the bonus round.
No.334674
>>334671
>>334673
That's not too picky, anon. You've just said in a lot of words that you want a good, ambitious, romantic, masculine guy. The only particularity is really that he'd have to deal with you, but someone that loves should be willing to do that anyway.
If that's high standards, 90% of people have high standards. Hell, I think I fit most of your standards and I don't think I'm a particularly great guy.
No.334675
>>334673
I agree with france-anon, unless you're like abusive I don't think someone would have problems dealing with someone they love.
No.334678
As far as describing myself goes, I just did this.
No.334684
>>334674
Well there were a few more things but I guess fair enough. I don't know though, I'm definitely not the easiest person to deal with… Probably also not the hardest, but I've got my peculiarities. Also compared to the rest of the posts in this thread, who mostly just want people willing to have sex with them or people who love them, mine sort of stood out as pretty long and specific.
>>334675
I'm also definitely not abusive. I like to think I'm pretty considerate in general. Everyone says I'm too soft actually.
No.334688
>>334678
t-that's a pretty lewd pokemon
No.334691
I want him to hold me and kiss me. I want him to hold me when I need him. I want someone that can break my walls down. A person a can trust that won't break it. I care about that more than anything. he also needs to be a top
No.334692
>>334678
Million Dollar EXTREME
No.334706
>>334654
I just want a cute rough/tough country boy to live with inna woods. I'd be a loving boi wife who cleans the house and does the laundry etc. He would be gentle but firm and love teasing me and dominating me but also take me seriously when I offer my opinion. Maybe he'd teach me about different things like engines and guns and i could be his lewd romantic distraction when I wander into the garage. I imagine something where I sit on the porch watching him cut grass with a glass of lemonade and a sandwich ready for him while he looks at me and smiles every now and then. Ideally we live where I can frolic around in the yard in dresses with no one but him watching. Maybe we have a cute porch swing in the backyard that we fall asleep on together watching the clouds go by with our two dogs next to usthis turned into a daydream fantasy post pretty fast sorry
I honestly don't know what the fuck I want sometimes but I'm prone to day dreaming. I don't think something like this could last or be attainable but holy shit it gets me going. Most of my fantasies/ideals are being a submissive to a loving dominant guy probably similar to most of the subs on this board
No.334707
>>334678
Have a template? Maybe I should fill one out just to see if someone matched my tastes.
No.334708
Someone who is really feminine, young looking and crossdresses a lot with long dark hair.
Must be non hairy and not fat but not too fit, shy, maybe awkward and sexually inexperienced.
Average height, (shouldn't be too tall, i'm around 5'10) uncut cock, no tattoos, no piercings, non smoker and prefferably smooth and clear skin.
They should be introverted who doesn't go out much. Kinky and horny is a plus, (i'm both) ideally we'd be crossdressing and doing lewd stuff together.
I don't really care if they are a NEET, live with their parents, or a dom or a sub, or a trans.
I'm somewhat submissive though, and still a virgin… but i don't mind taking control sometimes.
Other than this, they should like video games, and not be a total weeb.
I'm somewhat picky tbh
No.334709
>>334708
Sounds like you'd want someone like me. Well, i mean I'm skinny, own a wig that is long and has dark hair instead of actually having that, 5'6" height, and not trans, just like looking like a girl, but other than that I think we'd get along nicely. I'm not too picky on type of guys, as long as they aren't disgusting or fat or act like a real piece of shit.
No.334711
>>334708
I can grow my hair out and I'm 5ft 7
No.334713
My ideal Bf would simply just be a top tier bromance. He'd be up to be my model for an impromptu photo shoot, ready for a random night drive just to talk, happy to go explore some random abandoned lot I found perusing, roughhouse while we play some dumb co-op game, lewd cuddle while we share our favorite shows and movies, be down to try and bake some random recipe I found, etc. Most importantly they'd have as much passion for their hobbies as I'd do, and be willing to share them with me. There's nothing cuter than a boy passionately explaining why they love something.
Not super picky when it comes to physicality, they'd just be have in shape enough to go for day-long hikes. And preferably lean more towards the boy side of being a cuteboy.
No.334714
>>334713
I hope you get your bromance lover anon, it sounds cute af
No.334716
>>334714
Me too Anon, I feel it's the only thing I need to feel complete in life right now.
No.334717
>>334713
you sound amazing
why can't u be closer fuck
No.334718
>>334711
I'm not really that fussy on long hair but i can't stand really short hair.
Where do you live
No.334719
This is probably super unrealistic, but here we go.
I want someone to laugh along with while watching dumb stuff like Tim and Eric, who'll dedicate a weekend to a LoTR extended edition marathon, and someone who gets captivated by the non-stop action in The Raid. I want us to cuddle while Anomalisa makes us feel lonely and Calvary fills us with gloom. I want someone whose heart races during that one scene in Sicario but is calmed by the cuteness of Song of the Sea.
My ideal bf is driven in his career or hobbies but likes to relax after a long day. He has his own desires and passions but enjoys doing things together too. He likes to travel but can't pick between a resort in Taiwan and a dude ranch in Wyoming.
While we might disagree on the small things like who has the best taste in music, we agree on the big picture, like maybe it's better to just use headphones. He likes more masculine guys and enjoys being the cute one in the relationship but sometimes is in the mood for being a top.
No.334729
>>334719
Sicario, Anomalisa, and The Raid, great taste! You seem like the kind of guy I'd want to kick back and finally watch the LoTR with. Hope you can find your bf anon!
No.334738
Some guy around my age, around my looks (which are rather average), cuddly, into bondage, with whom i can talk nonstop about stuff. Must have some values he could articulate.
Like, he must be the kind of person I never reach an awkward silence with because there is so much you want to show each other or that springs up your mind to discuss. I know of people I can talk shit with endlessy but they are few. Of the kind that can formulate and speculate about ridiculous scenarios and daydreams. Still I hope I find one, would be neat.
No.334743
>>334729
Thanks anon! When I do, you're invited to our LoTR marathon :3
No.334744
>>334654
I need to do whole lot of things first before I bring another person into my shitty life
No.334756
i just want a chubby NEET with excellent taste in vidya and anime and a thick dick to top me
is that too much to ask for?
No.334757
>>334655
You can't just make a post like that and not say where you are, anon.
No.334760
An actual introvert for one. By that, I don't mean some antisocial, emotionless guy who hates everyone (even though most of my friends joke about me being exactly that). A lot of people attach a bunch of extra traits to being introverted that don't really need to be there. Sure, I need time away from people since constant social interaction drains me after a while, but that doesn't mean I don't like it. I want someone who wouldn't get bored just cuddling/watching a movie/tv show/playing games/whatever in silence, someone who doesn't NEED to constantly talk or do stuff to enjoy each other, but at the same time also enjoys talking enough to have actual conversations.
As for sexually, I feel like the best and shortest way to put it is that I'm a sub looking for a sub, even though on the map I describe myself as a dom-leaning switch. I just don't want someone who expects me to either be super masculine or a super fruity flamboyant faggot.
Physically, it really depends. Average I guess? Really depends on the person. I could go for a smooth hairless twink or a /fit/ hairy guy. I don't like fat.
>tfw going to die alone
No.334762
>>334760
feminine dom-leaning introverted switch that could be into masc guys. where does one find such an amazing person :o
No.334763
>>334707
Here you go, anon!
>>334688
Well, he's my spirit pokemon~
>>334713
Ah, damn, that'd be great.
No.334766
>>334762
Sorry anon, but I didn't say I was feminine. Of course, I'm not exactly the most manly guy either. I'm within twink territory at least I think. Not much hair. Couldn't grow a beard if I wanted to.
Where are you?
No.334768
No.334771
I'm looking for a respectable relationship. I don't like promiscuity, nor being showy in public. Lovey-dovey scenes should be reserved for two people who mean a lot to each other. I know that disqualifies me from 99% of the dating pool, but I know I won't be happy if I don't stand by my principles.
So that's what I'm looking for. Someone who might be intimidated by the generally hyper-sexualized nature of homo relationships and wants to take it slow. Someone who wants to find, dare I say, a life partner. Said someone's hobbies and career aspirations aren't a large part of the equation for me. If we have chemistry then we will grow to enjoy or tolerate each-other's interests. We can share our passions as time goes on…
As for me, I'm socially conservative, restrained in public. In private, I could be described as a bit eccentric. My restraint melts away as I get to know someone. I keep up to date on current events, am going to college, live in south US, not really set on living anywhere specific long term. Physically, I'm short and skinny.
Though I find it unlikely that anyone will respond, please do if you're interested.
No.334772
>>334768
Sorry, I'm nowhere near there. We could be friends if you want to leave an email, though. Always nice to know more like-minded people.
No.334774
>>334772
Aww, bummer. Yeah reach out if you wanna :3
No.334775
>>334771
This sounds great, and I live in the south too.
No.334777
>>334678
Am doing one of these but holy shit am I pleb tier normie scum
No.334787
>>334763
Thanks anon.
>>334713
This is me btw
No.334789
Want someone who's straight edge, hard right, only wants a committed relationship, and isn't afraid to get kinky in bed. No vegans, niggers, or heavy drinkers. I can accept mild drinking at best but never drugs or cigarettes.
No.334794
>>334667
>i don't want a partner, i just want to ruin normie lives and sabotage their couples
No.334795
No.334797
No.334798
>>334708
>They should be introverted who doesn't go out much. Kinky and horny is a plus, (i'm both) ideally we'd be crossdressing and doing lewd stuff together.
I'm SE UK
No.334800
>whole bunch of guys who all seem like they'd be perfect for you
>all of them are overseas
No.334801
No.334802
>>334800
*like any one of them would be perfect for you
No.334803
>>334800
haha joke's on you i'm fat anyways
No.334805
I got to go to bed as I have work tomorrow, but I will read this thread tomorrow.
But before I go to bed I will put mine too! This is all I can think of what I would want in a partner. I don't think this is really all that particular.
I want a cute guy/boy who genuinely is interested in me. I mean I guess that is a given, but I've had some bad experiences. Hopefully he could understand I'm slightly uncomfortable with PDA, but that I'm start to get over my weird reaction to it. But, I want him to be lovey dovey with me in private. Being able to play video games, watch anime together, enjoy the entertainment, and being around each other would be good. Dressing cute together would be fun too. Doesn't matter if it is cute things for men or women. Even if that is a no go at least be able to enjoy me dressing cute a little. Shoot I almost forgot about naked time. And I'm not talking about having sex. Not that I don't want to as I'm a virgin, but just time spent naked. Best would be playing a game naked. Someone who is at least kind of nice. Not overwhelmingly nice. Maybe a pretty neutral personality on the nice/asshole scale. I think I'm pretty that way. Brutally honest when it is need, but either way I will at least try to encourage people when I feel it is needed. Something like that. I hate fake kindness. I'm only really into cute dudes. I mean rarely I like a manly dude, but it happens. Don't back down now haha.
I would add more shit, but this is getting long and I gotta go to bed!
No.334806
>>334805
>just time spent naked
yeeeeeesss. being naked around/for your so is the best~
No.334807
>>334763
I'd fill this in if I didn't get extreme compression distortion when shrinking images down to fit these boxes in MS paint and if GIMP wasn't such a piece of steaming shit that loses half the colors in every single image I try to add to the template image.
No.334808
>>334807
>I'd fill this in if I didn't get extreme compression distortion when shrinking images down to fit these boxes in MS paint and if GIMP wasn't such a piece of steaming shit that loses half the colors in every single image I try to add to the template image.
paint.net
No.334811
>>334800
Where you at man? Brisbane here.
No.334818
>>334718
I'm down south, below london. This is my ideal hair length and sort of style tbh
No.334820
I'm not super picky on how you look, but I'd prefer if you were fit/thin/average (please not ripped).
Being in Canada is ideal since I'd like to move there but US and Europe are fine.
I'm really into mtg, so you probably should be too; but I also like computers, nature, guns, and cooking.
I'd like someone that's caring but not afraid to tease me.
Please be dominant and into big butts.
Some of my favorite games are paper mario, FTL, dark souls 1, rocket league, and eu4. As for music, I'll give most things a shot but don't usually like metal or country.
Basically tfw no Exo bf
No.334826
>>334818
I am too, what area?
No.334827
No.334833
>>334827
EEEEWWWWW. I'm in the Tunbridge Wells area.
No.334836
>>334706
You sound pretty much like the perfect wifu you lil slut, now find that manly hunter guy and marry each other sheesh.
No.334838
>>334833
Yeah it's a bit naff here tbh
No.334840
No.334843
>>334840
Yeah, what's yours?
No.334844
No.334845
No.334853
>>334775
Tell me a lil about u…
No.334863
>>334805
>>334806
I feel like I would just end up getting a boner all the time spending naked ime together and ruin it
No.334873
>>334863
Actually I think I would be the same way. I really would like to be able to do it, but I get to a point where I precum really easily and just I think I get lots of boners. I just would hope at some point I would get past it.
No.334874
>>334873
>but I get to a point where I precum really easily
Yeah we couldn't be platonic naked buddies anon. I'd be all over you
No.334875
>>334874
I mean it isn't like it has to be strictly like no sexy shit. I wouldn't be against that.
No.334877
>>334807
Same, gimp was making me wanna slit my throat yesterday. Is there a setting or something that fixes it? Gimp bros help us out
>>334875
I completely misread that part of your post anon. We'd get along really well except that I'm in maple land and I feel I might be a little old for you at 23. I would be game for dressing cute and girly together at home and trying different things out. For the PDA thing I picture being "those two guys everyone maybe thinks is gay but aren't quite sure" but when we get into the car I'd start kissing your neck to make you get embarrassed even though no one can see. Stuff like that. I hope you find a qt bf to do that with
No.334878
>>334877
I'm actually 22 so I don't think so. The maple land thing is a nuisance though at least at first. I would so be into that last bit though. That sounds awesome.
No.334879
>>334763
Thank you.
Here's mine at the moment, my opinions change depending on my mood.
No.334882
>>334878
>I'm actually 22 so I don't think so
So literally perfect then. ;-;
It does doesn't it. I'm also a virgin so I'm always imagining scenarios like that and playing them out in my head. Where in the states are you? I'm southern Ontario
No.334913
>>334853
I'm a generic shut-in who spends most of my time at home on the computer.
No.334924
>>334882
I live in Montana. Oh and I don't know if I mentioned it (or if it matters), but I'm black. It matters to some.
No.334931
Alright, I'll bite.
-feminine
-submsisive
-willing to be dressed up in female clothes. This is appropriate, as you will are the girl in the relationship and will be treated as such.
-Doesn't act faggy in public, but still has a bit of a charmish personality that gives their faggotry away
–Willing to suck dick on command. To the point that I really shouldn't ever need to masturbate myself.
As for hobbies, I couldn't really care tbh. As long as you're faithful. satisfy me sexually, and are willing to follow my lead we should be golden. In return, I'll take care of you and be an immovable rock that you will always be able to hold on to, no matter how hard the tide may hit.
No.334933
>take the time to write out a post
>it gets deleted
WELL
No.334936
No.334939
No.334940
>>334936
I could be your mum. On a scale of 1 to lumberjack, how manly is she?
No.334942
>>334931
You sound pretty great anon.. I'm just not feminine.
No.334947
>>334907
>x-com
[pleased thinking face]
No.334949
>>334931
OP of post here. If you're interested in contacting me, here's my email. (because what's the point of this thread, if all else)
alternativeanon223@gmail.com
No.334951
>>334799
>type of girl
>zombo
wut
No.334953
I'm not really fussy, looks, interests, income and all that other shit people care about don't really phase me, like sure it's nice to have common interests but they don't mean anything short term which is all I'm used to since I'm a throwaway object in terms of relationships.
I just want someone I can cuddle at night, who can look past my insecurities and lack of a self-esteem, is faithful, likes same vidya and isn't 'slutty'. I sound like I'm listing off common traits but finding someone who isn't a douche or fake is hard nowadays, maybe it's just me and my shallow ass or its just genuinely too hard, I'll never know.
Posting here because I'm a lonely faggot who'd try anything to find someone, even if its just the most basic of friendships. I know it's only a post on a thread out hundreds but man who knows.
I feel like I should leave contact info but people here don't give you a chance unless you attach a lewd of yourself and are a solid 9/10.
No.334954
My dream partner needs somewhat similar interest in video games and movies, an understanding and appreciation of the fact that I watch very very few anime and don't intend to start catching up and most importantly an understanding and appreciation of the fact that I'm not an incredibly physical or particularly affectionate person.
This kind of person does not exist.
No.334955
>>334953
>since I'm a throwaway object in terms of relationships
Right in the feels, anon.
Personally I've conditioned myself for so long now being single and kissless I'm to the point where I think I'm my own worst enemy with relationships. I'd probably turn down my perfect qt if he was staring me in the face with a smile and a milkshake with two straws in it out of some personal insecurity and mental gymnastics. I hope you find someone to show you you're valuable
No.334957
>>334953
Aww anon, you're not a throwaway object! Like netherlands anon, I genuinely hope you find someone who can love you like you deserve
No.334963
>>334953
Before I sleep here's that thing everyone else has been doing, I spent way longer doing this than I should've.
No.334968
Posting this, cause it seemed fun to do so.
No.334970
>>334963
This made me chuckle, tbh.
No.334980
hello
i don't even care about a relationship at this point, I just want someone to talk to
No.334984
>>334852
State? Interests? Age?
No.335011
>>334963
>literally nothing
smh fam what the fuck do you live under a rock???????????????
No.335014
>>334970
Aye good I guess.
>>335011
fam wym literally nothing i was too lazy to fill it all up, that alone took half asleep me an hour to do smhsmh????
No.335015
>>334678
Upload a picture of yourself.
I like all these things.
No.335038
>>334924
>I live in Montana
Missoula?
No.335039
>>334984
Texas
Model building, figure collecting, reading, movies, anime, and butts.
18
No.335044
I spent way too much time on this…
No.335045
>>335038
Nope. The main B town if ya know what I mean.
No.335046
>>335044
>linkin park
>ricky gervais
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
No.335047
>>335046
I listen to basically anything now, but LP was the first thing that came to me when thinking of albums. Music today is shite, 90's-00's is where its at.
No.335048
>>335044
> Runescape classic, IHE, FMA, South Park, Ramsay
Please marry me
No.335049
>>335048
Also SoaD and Korn!!! I had trouble and missed them 1st pass
No.335050
>>335047
Yeah but not that music tbh
>>335014
I managed to wack this out in less than an hour smh smh smh smh
No.335051
>>335045
Belgrade? :^)
In all seriousness, is Billings as big of a shithole as people in the western-half of the state make it out to be?
No.335052
>>335051
Eh I don't know what people say about billings, but probably. Ever since I started living here about 8 years ago it wasn't all that bad, but I am not surprised when some fucked up shit happens now. Not like it is super regular, but you know. Bad shit happens enough for me to get used to hearing about it.
No.335054
>>335052
Interesting. If you don't mind me asking, what provoked you to move all the way out here (to Billings nonetheless)? Most of the housing-boom money is in Missoula and Bozeman.
No.335056
>>335054
Back when I moved I was around 14 or whatever. I lived with my dad down south, but ended up moving in with my mother up here.
No.335059
>>334924
A lot of the boys around here seem to be racist against brown guys I don't mind at all I am honestly sheltered though and where I live is basically all white so you'd be the odd one out and it could be awkward at times in public just because of where I am. As long as you could handle that I think we could have a fun time. Although travel would be very difficult
No.335061
>>334879
sad more people didn't pick shia lakek as their celeb
No.335064
Regarding the looks, taste in music, and other interests, I might have my preferences and expectations like him beeing a qt and kind of feminine and/or fit but in the end things always tend to turn out different than you might have thought.
I want someone I can talk about all sorts of things with and maybe him introducing me to new movies, books, music, hobbies,philosophy the universe isn't even vast enough to contain all the different topics one could talk about, but even I need some sort of cool down sometimes(which I sort of think everyone does) so sometihing like awkward silence does not exist for me because there is also something beatiful in the silent moment while lying on the field and watching the firnament slowly move above us.
And if he'd be into bondage and wont stop talking I would gag him and tie him up nicely so I can hold him in my arms and cuddle him and both of us enjoying a calm and relaxing evening infront of the TV. Idc if he's exclusively a sub or not. I'd love to fight with him over things, be it who is better at video games or physically wrestling so the winner can win arguments or decides all sorts of stuff.
I want him to satisfy my inner beast the same way as I want him to be able to tame it.
I want to protect him in anyway possible and hold him as dear as a dragon does with its hoard. I want to carry him in my arms like he'd be a princess.
Even if I had to carry him barefeet through a sea of broken glass in order to shield him from the shards, I'd gladly do so.
I'd love to take him on hiking trips, going on our own little adventures and do sports with him lying on top of me so I could benchpress him upwards and everytime I let him down I'd kiss him. I'd care for for all of his opinions and want him to be as loyal as I would be.
I'd always encourage him to never let go of his dreams and see every situation no matter how hard it seems to get through as nothing but a whether small or huge challenge which he is able to overcome.
>>334738 Scheinst mir ein angenehmer Typ zu sein. Alter? Bundesland?
No.335065
>>335064
Anon, that's beautiful… I've got tears in my eyes just reading it
No.335067
>>335059
That doesn't sound all that difficult. Well except the travel thing for sure.
No.335068
>>335039
Hey, same state! Of course, you're probably still not close to me considering saying you're both in Texas is like saying you're both in the same country. praisekekthemerciefulgod@cock.li
>>334947
The original was such a great game, but NU-COM is fucking garbage. I don't get how people responded well to that shit heap of a game.
No.335070
I am hipster trash holy shit
No.335072
>>335070
Holy shit, I remember reading Hatchet in middle school. Think I brought in a hatchet for the book report and got yelled at too
No.335074
>>335072
Same I loved the story and read it again every once in a while. Something about being stranded in the woods by yourself seemed pretty cool
No.335076
>>335070
>hipster trash
>cowboy bebop
>The dark knight
ahahahahahahahhahahahah
No.335077
>>335074
It's rather alluring :3
No.335078
>>335076
Pretty mainstream I guess you're right, both were so good though sheet
No.335079
>>335078
You're not hipster if those are your absolute favourites in their respective mediums. The G34 is cool tho
No.335082
>>335079
Maybe I'm normie scum then ahaha
No.335083
>>335082
i dunno hipsters are pretty normo dude
No.335086
>>335083
Idk man fuck it then, I like what I like. I may as well forget the labels
No.335087
>>335086
good job anon, now you can accept yourself for who you are. Now if you wanna be a real hipster, take a look at my post.
>>335050
No.335088
>>335087
I can't identify with much of it anon, but age of empires 2 is godly, italian food is amazing, and I dig your hobbies. I wish I had a friend to go camping with it's so fun and makes you feel so alive. I'd also play gamecube with you any day
No.335091
>>335088
tbh it's timesplitters 2 that i love, I had it on PS2 not gamecube, but both versions are great. But yeah some of my shit is just too obscure for dudes
No.335140
∞ Looks natural, preferably androgynous with long hair
∞ Loving (pyari), loves to cuddle and stay in bed the whole day
∞ Will do long nightly walks in the elven forest and hold my hand
∞ I can look into his eyes and see true devotion (bhakti)
∞ Shares my fascination with interstellar and ancient cultures
∞ Understands the metaphysical existance and seeks for spiritual unity
∞ Isn't afraid of 'non-human' beings and comes with me once the time is given
∞ Wants to understand matter-controlling (dematerialization) technology and drives and everything connected to this
∞ Desires living in the emptiness between the stars like I do
If these things apply to you we should get in contact. I am not 'normal' and my way to think is abstract.
I also LOVE Mass Effect and play both ME3 and MEAMP. Ask me about it (Having a partner to duo carry lowbobs through Platinum would be a dream). I like (Oldschool) Goa Trance and other kinds of abstract music like Ambient, to mention a few of my favorites: Chi-A.D., Etnica, U. X., E-Mantra, Ra, Sound Pollution, Miranda, Dimension 5, Blue Planet Corporation, Sirius, Biosphere. Feel free to ask or share your favorite tracks with me.
No.335141
>>335140
also skype "r}]ash]dfa[h]irk[ar]u"
remove the symbols
No.335153
>>334713
Are you in california, I fit that pretty well :3
No.335160
>>335068
I'm in the Alamo part.
No.335161
>>334969
i love hardstyle and am in california hehe
No.335163
>>335050
Not my fault I'm a cuck who had to centre everything or else I'd get pissed and the fact I was awake for like 20hrs smhsmh no bully
No.335166
>>335153
I am! Bay Area resident.
No.335173
No.335178
>>335140
batshit/10, would join cult with
No.335182
>>335173
Not terribly out of the way. Plus I'll be heading down south a lot over the summer for friends and family.
No.335187
>>335182
do you have a kik or telegram :o
No.335189
>>334980
State? email?
pls
No.335192
>>335187
yes I do, my kik is hot_olives.
No.335202
>>335189
victoria, email is in the field
No.335205
>>334863
b-boners can be good… they're a way of showing your love for someone~!
No.335207
>>334772
>>334760
Do you live in California by any chance? You really sound a lot like me.
No.335217
>>335061
A celebrity is supposed to entertain, he does his job really well.
A bit ashamed more people didn't comment on my tastes, but then again, it's not the thread to do so I guess.
No.335232
>>335059
>>335067
Talking would be nice either way. I don't know how we should talk though.
No.335240
>>335207
No, but I will be moving to the west coast soon-ish for a while, and I still haven't decided where I'll end up settling down. Want to leave an email?
No.335262
Check out how this loser with no game spent only 30 minutes working to get no responses!
If something so shallow as a list of my likes has caught your eye, pls dont hesitate to (you) me.
No.335263
>>335262
> Idubbz
Good tastes ;). Haven't seen courage the cowardly dog in a while, but that shit messed me up as a kid
No.335265
>>335262
High Tier fetish Low Tier drink and sport choice
Strong 6.5/10 would shallow again
No.335266
>>335265
Lemme collect my dubs real quick whilst I'm at it
No.335284
>>335232
I don't want to lead you on or anything anon because honestly I couldn't travel any time soon and i wouldn't expect you to either, housing you would be difficult anyway. But if you want a fag leaf friend to talk with about stuff maybe email me?
No.335285
>>335284
That sounds good to me.
No.335295
Spent way too much time on this, pls no bully.
No.335296
>>334787
Streetlight manifesto is top tier music~
No.335305
>>335296
Right, not even a huge fan of punk or ska!
No.335308
>>335305
Me neither, but I do like that band a whole lot.
Here's my like thing for favorites figured why not, right?
No.335311
Thread seems kind of dead but w/e.
and no im not a /cuteboy/
No.335316
>>335163
Smh smh lad I sized everything just so it was sorta readable and go to bed you gotta get your sleep tbh smh fam
No.335317
Cute little MtF girl here, looking for a cuddly and dominant partner that would buy me gay clothes and fuck my ass while I dress up in cute girly outfits. See pic related.
Can post selfie if asked.
No.335318
No.335325
>>335317
Can you post a link to the quiz thing you did?
No.335337
>>335317
>Can post selfie if asked
No thanks, not into girls
No.335338
Taller than me, thing, effeminate and petite man who's interested in fashion and wears mostly women's clothes. Not expecting skirt or dresses or anything, but women's fashion in general. Is passionate about something and like's to talk about it. Mid- or long hair, likes taking care of themselves. Relationship pretty much like >>334713 this, we would just play/watch something together and sometimes cuddle. Also I'd love to do something overly romantic and sappy for them, and then we'd both laugh at it. Also someone who's interested in girls my age, my best friend is just like I described but while he's interested in women, he doesn't really like girls my age ;__; Feels bad having the person you dream of as your friend and they're not interested in you
Oh and flat chest that I can rest my head against, and a lap that I can lower my head on after a hard day ;__; For some reason I've always expected that the person I end up with doesn't have/isn't willing/comfortable with their penis, so not expecting much on that front. Sex would be nice tho.
No.335339
Maybe I should include this with my chart thing. >>334907
Vanilla is cool too.
No.335340
>>335338
> interested in girls my age
Anon you sound adorable but are you on the wrong board? i mean I think there's bisexuals here but idk… how old if you don't mind sharing?
No.335342
>>335340
Nah I've accepted the cruel fate that most cuteboys are not into women so I'm mostly just lurking. 20
No.335344
>>335311
Jack and Coffee, anon I'd love to brew some Tennessee Coffees and shoot the shit while out on a hike.
No.335346
>>335342
While all of my fantasies/daydreams about not being alone involve having a bf, I'd probably go for a girl if I got along with her really well.
No.335347
>>335342
Well with your description you could get lucky here maybe. I meet your criteria pretty well except I cut my hair recently and don't like girls unfortunately, i'd shop with you though I thought you were going to be really old like 30+ or something, how old is your friend, what's he usually after?
No.335351
>>335338
Women like cuteboys and cds/traps? News to me.
No.335352
>>335347
Thanks, nice to know that there are other people like I described. He's about 25 and going for girls under 18. Which I'm usually against, but as long as nothing bad happens to anyone I'm not interfering. And I've known him for long enough to know that I can trust him.
>>335346 I have this situation kinda reversed, I'm usually interested in females (and a small group of males, why I browse this board) but if I met a nice guy and we got along great, I wouldn't mind.
No.335353
>>335352
That sounds kind of creepy to be completely honest. It sucks that he isn't into you, I mean you're 20 so you're really young still, has the romantic topic ever come up between you two before? How did he react? I am nosey as fuck you don't have to go into any of this if you don't want to
No.335354
>>335352
>He's about 25 and going for girls under 18.
The fuck? I was really hoping when you said you were 20 that meant he was like 40 and going for women his age. That's creepy as fuck.
No.335355
>>335352
>I'm usually interested in females
But males are the superior sex in every way.
No.335357
>>335353
It's ok, nice that someone is interested, even if it's some anon on 8chan. I've told him about my feeling for him and, well, he didn't react but I understood that he's not interested. It was a complicated situation and him not giving any reaction was something that I expected. We're still close friends and we sometimes talk about how he's doing with whoever he's currently with (for obvious reasons their relationships aren't public and he doesn't really have anyone else to talk with about these things.) and I sometimes jokingly send him pics of celebrities that I think are hot. I've reminded him of my feelings a couple of times, mainly when he has asked for advice w/ relationships, and I've had to remind that I can't really give an honest, unbiased opinion as a friend because I still have feelings for him.
>>335354
Kinda creepy, yes, and I've toldl him that I don't really approve this thing that he does. He understands and sees (and knows) that what he's doing is wrong, but "heart does what heart does" which is bullshit, and I often give him shit for his lack of self-discipline and differences between his morals and actions
No.335358
>>335355
True, but
>boobs
>more likely to find females that are interested in me -> not eternal loneliness, than finding males that fit my criteria and are interested in me
>and boobs
No.335359
>>335357
Awe that sucks. I feel like that kind of dynamic happens way too often. I sort of know how you feel because I've had straight friends I've crushed on but wouldn't dare bring it up to them because I know how it would go. I hope you find your qt girly boy, anon
No.335360
>>335358
Boobs are gross. Cocks are life.
No.335361
>>335357
It's more than "kinda creepy," it's fucked up and you really shouldn't just be sitting by and letting this fucker do this.
No.335362
>>335361
You know AoC consent it 16 in most countries out of the US, right?
No.335363
>>335362
That doesn't make a 25 year old preying on grade school girls any less disgusting.
No.335364
>>335363
We've talked about this, if things go worse/he goes on with this, he knows that I won't tolerate it and I will do something. Be it contacting the girls parents/authorities, I can't just do nothing while this goes on. I've also talked to some of the girls and they know if they're having trouble with anything, they can come and talk to me about anything. I don't know how I ended up being my crushes' girlfriends big sister but here we are.
No.335377
>>335364
Better than nothing.
No.335404
An older guy, strong but not very muscular. Kinky, open-minded and firm but with a heart of gold underneath to remind me that he owns me
that's the short version
No.335414
>>335404
How much older? This may be me, anon~
No.335415
this turned into one of "those" threads
just pissing away time until western civilization collapses
No.335418
>>335338
>>335342
Hey there, i'm (apparently) one of the few 'guys' on here that is bi but i'm trans (completely comfortable with my penis though, not planning to get rid of it either). I don't personally think i'm that cute but others have said otherwise. I'm working towards being more petite and my interest in fashion is limited but I do like girls clothes outside of a sexual context. I also have a few interests and hobbies that i'm pretty passionate about, wouldn't mind talking if you are interested in any way :o?
No.335419
>>334969
Could you post the template for this?
No.335427
>>335286
My Ex was into Bjork and Maynard's bands. I can't say Bjork isn't cool as fuck though.
No.335430
>>335427
She's the best <3 Also, yus, finally a human connection. Here you go, you can do this: "I can be your next Ex if you want". Shit, messed it up again
No.335460
No.335464
>>335460
Which one was yours? I'll respond
No.335480
Me: Los Angeles area. 27, 5'10" 165lbs, blonde hair, green eyes.
I INCLUDE TOO MANY DETAILS IN EVERYTHING.
Hardcore-Casual gamer.
Mostly non-moeshit weeb.
I love to sing and I'm told I'm great at it. Big into rock and metal.
My body and mind both crave for intimate non-sexual contact - long hugs, spooning, hand holding, nuzzling, and shit like that.
I'm definitely a pitcher, but I can appreciate my own pooper every once in a while
I cuss like a pirate.
I judge and criticize myself harshly, and try to be lenient with others.
I will sarcastically talk shit when I'm watching you do things, and I think I'm a cheeky cunt with my shit-eating grins when I do it.
Who I'd want:
physically: slender or trap body, and no more than 5' 8". The shorter the better. I like the idea of being eye-to-eye when they sit on my lap. Dick doesn't matter, but saggy balls gross me out.
Not super important, but I'm really attracted to pristine, unmarked pale skin.
A fellow weeb or gamer is a must.
Some degree of crossdresser. I'd love to go on dates and to conventions with you CDing, but I'd settle for just in the bedroom.
Someone scientific, politically more moderate, with healthy scepticism. Intelligence matters to me. You don't have to be a genius, just willing to debate instead of argue.
No vegans. Vegetarians are cool though. I would be okay adopting a mostly vegetarian diet myself too as long as I can have a steak or burger a few times a month.
I need someone decisive to counter my indecision.
I need someone who isn't afraid to call me out on my bullshit.
I need someone to cheer me up when I'm being hard on myself.
Dom/sub doesn't matter, but sexual enthusiasm is important. Its really enticing if you come asking me for it as much as I ask you.
Being bi and open to 3rd party involvement would be great.
No.335491
>>335480
>blond hair, green eyes
post pic nao, cover the rest of your face if you want.
No.335494
tfw i'm pretty sure the person i'm dating posted in this thread, whelp
No.335497
rrrrr
don't know what i'm looking for, i just think that i'll know when i find it.
hello.
No.335501
>>335050
tfw no one likes my obscure shit
No.335502
>>335501
i like x files, bowie and the chameleons.
that's something, right?
No.335505
>>335502
I fucking love the Chameleons. Not as much as Japan and David Sylvian, but Script of the Bridge is honestly one of the best albums I''ve ever listened to.
No.335510
>>335501
Totally like your fetish and epee fencing/shooting.
I'm quite glad that I can store my own guns at home now except I first need this overpriced gun cabinet.
Regarding your intrument, do you follow the NewRetroWave channel on yt? I actually somehow started digging synthmusic
No.335511
>>335497
steam/skype/discord?
No.335512
>>335510
I need a bf to spar with, and then spar with in the changing rooms. What guns do you have anon? Oh I love that stuff, it's not an actual instrument I own, but it's featured predominantly on lots of old synth music, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
No.335513
>>335511
post some contact info and i'll add you.
No.335514
>>335512
I always wanted to get into fencing. A distant friend friend of mine visits those medival festivals in germany every year and he once lent me his 15th or 16th century great sword (Kind of big compared to épées) and both of us used the free area to fight against others who brought their swords with, was really awesome. I wish I could do that more often.
Ive got a .22 long rifle and a air rifle. Both nothing special but it is always the shooter, not the gun that hits the target. Last year I managed to get up to the top4 sports riflemen in germany (my age class), got beaten by a friend tho
No.335515
>>335514
Oooh nice, I'm fairly decent with my air rifle, and from the stuff I've shot on holiday (9mm glock 19, .44 Ruger Super Redhawk, 5.56 m4gery, MP5, and 12 gauge shotgun) as well as the .22s at my club I'm pretty good :P
I'd love to try HEMA, but I've always preferred sport fencing, but epee is the closest to the old French duelling swords and also the hardest hitting of the sports blades~
No.335516
>>335515
Sounds awesome. Thing with HEMA is finding a nice spot to practise and be able to afford all the stuff needed tho…
Also the Music you sent is quite nice
I'd love to chat/talk more about this sort of stuff but i've got the feeling I would spam the whole thread, do you have discord/skype?
No.335517
>>335516
Oh yeah I have a discord, what's yours?
No.335521
No.335522
No.335556
>>335491
>>335480
TBH I can't tell if i have green eyes or steel blue / gray with a yellow ring. you be the judge. My mother's ancestors are all German immigrants from the turn of last century, and they married into other german families for 4-5 generations, so I'm half german/nordic.
Sorry for the delay, I posted and went straight to bed :(
No.335557
>>334763
I can't just pick one thing. I like too many things
No.335567
>>335430
I don't think you would want to deal with a cynical cunt like me. Also I'm not really CB material. 26 years old and plus we're probably 4+ states away from each other.
Just wanted to comment on your taste a bit.
No.335568
>>335567
That's cool, well thanks for the comment anyways. At least someone else out there has similar tastes as me :3
No.335580
I'm rather new at posting on /cuteboys/ but I figured I should give it a shot.
I'm looking for someone feminine and submissive that wants a long lasting relationship. I don't agree with promiscuity and I expect that my partner remains faithful to me as I will remain faithful to them. I would like someone who is clingy and obsessive, someone I can focus my entire attention on everyday. I find extreme clinginess very adorable and a way to express ones love and desire for the other. Looks aren't entirely important to me, preferably I would like someone smaller than me but that's not a make or break if they end up being taller. Regarding interests, I believe that it's best to learn from one another sharing what we like and dislike and learning to branch out and accept new things. As for myself I'm about 5'8 and I'm dominate, but I can appreciate a good power bottom. I try to be understanding towards problems and I'm willing to work with you if something happens to get in the way. I don't mind long distance relationships and I'm willing to put the time, work, effort and money to make living together possible. I'm not super masculine nor am I ripped, I don't want to force myself to be something I'm not. I try to retain an open mind to all things, I'm very sexually active with my partner and I expect that you will please me in any way I want and follow orders. If you're interested in getting to know me here is my discord.
riki#3887
If I'm not your type it's fine to remove me I wouldn't hold it against anyone.
No.335584
>>335064
Hey, that was really cute omg
Do you have discord? I wanna get to know you
No.335608
>>335584
Sure send me your contact info and I'm going to add you^^
No.335625
>desperate for human contact
>all of my sexual kinks are either violent, illegal, or both
I'm a 6'2" white guy with a deep voice and a decent dick. You'd think it'd be easier to find someone who I could regularly torture, bully, and publicly humiliate.
No.335628
The kind I'm probably going to lose tonight. Beyond perfect for someone as autistic and cynical as me but I think I scared him off somehow.
Long distance can't work with someone that cute, they're bound to find someone else.
No.335636
>>335628
Awe what happened?
No.335637
No.335638
No.335643
>>335636
>>335637
I got too excited when we got to know eachother and I think I rushed things. I probably bother him too much when he's gone and he's too popular. I don't want to say much more because it would be identifying as he lurks here.
I just don't trust pretty people, I feel like a lot of them get off on hurting others. Anxiety makes me catastrophize but him saying we need to talk then disappearing for the night is worrying.
Pretty dumb of me to get this worked up over it lol. I like this boy a lot.
No.335644
>>335642
>and he's too popular
Sounds like he gets off on attention anon. I think that's a common thing around here. I notice a lot of the same posters cross posting on other boards and chans. It's why I'm hesitant to post myself because I don't want to become really needy for attention like that.
No.335646
>>335644
I feel bad saying that about him but he's always out and telling me about how cute he is/others think he is. My first crush was like that too but that person was less obvious about it. tfw
Entirely understand you on that, I think that's a smart move not posting pics here.
No.335647
>>335646
>telling me about how cute he is/others think he is
Sounds like an attention whore to me anon, I'd be careful with your feelings if I was you. My sister is like this and she's constantly bragging about shit like that to the rest of my family. Becomes a drag really fast
No.335648
>>335646
>telling me about how cute he is/others think he is
Huge red flag, anon.
Look for a boy that is cute to semi-cute that doesn't go flaunting it around.
No.335649
>>335648
>>335647
That's a really good point. I broke my own rule in falling for another Hot Topic type (shit taste but I can't help it), most of them are like this.
Thanks for the advice anons ily.
No.335657
>>335015
>>335211
>no response
What >>335460 said. I-I'll leave a contact detail dealio - it's just a throwaway email address, just in case, but email me if you're interested, anon, and I'll send you my Discord or my Steam or my proper email address or something.
Oh, essential information that I've left out so far: I'm in Melbourne, in an inner suburb, and I'm twenty, turning twenty-one this year.
No.335658
>>335657
Oh, the email address might have gotten eaten by this email protection thing. Here it is in my actual post instead: findapartnerthread@cock.lu
No.335665
>post what a i want
>get two responses
>neither gives any other response after giving location
I fucking hate living in texas…
No.335703
I tried to make the likes page as quickly as I could but it still took over 3 hours… >//>
Anyways:
Me: Southern UK, 19, 6'0", dark brown hair/blue eyes, bi. I'm 75% boy, 25% cute (slender build, cute face but body hair is definitely a thing… I keep trim where I need to and I can shave the easy parts, but if it just icks you in general then, well :c)
Super into gaming, pretty big weeb, love music (mainly Rock/Alt/Indie and Electronic). I also have my own YouTube and Twitch channels and I'm a speedrunner! don't ask me for my channel on here I am NOT gonna say lmao
I do a bit of running and I would have a lot more hobbies but I focus on my favourites. I'm open to doing a lot of stuff though. I'm also studying Computer Science at a University, but I live at home.
I'm as kind and gentle as the earth, and my love as boundless as the sea ^^ I always support the people I care about and put their needs above my own when they need help or comfort. I hate letting friends down. In a relationship, I will try hard to surprise you, read deeply into what you like and try to amaze you. I'm an ambivert, so I can occasionally go on nights out with mates but I don't like getting wasted. I love going to different places, but I just as much love staying in, cuddling, playing a game or watching a film/anime with pizza or ice cream.
Sexually I'm the kinkiest motherfudger on earth, but slow, gentle love-making would always be my favourite <3 I am a virgin tho so I mean er, that's just a guess
I'd like:
Physically, definitely the cuter the better tbh as long as you're not super macho or super fat I'm not too picky, but tbh when it comes to cuteboys the attraction is almost entirely dependant on the face. If I like your face, ily but it just depends. even if my brain decides not to be into your face though we can still be buddies (:
Ideally you'd be at least a LITTLE nerdy. I'm down to support a sports jock but if we have nothing in common then well, fuck me pls
I don't mind if you aren't confident in yourself, I would want to help change that. But when I'm not feeling happy, I'd need to be able to fall into your arms. I'd need you to be a good friend too, someone who's good at listening.
You'd need to be at least a little interesting! Have your own independent hobbies and friends, and take the lead sometimes. And then sometimes I can take the lead (:
And I guess last, monogamy is essential. I HAVE to be exclusive.
So that's me! I prefer Discord, but I can do Skype/Steam too ^_^
No.335711
>>335703
Where in the south are you?
No.335717
>>335703
ya got a discord?
No.335727
>>335703
could you post your steam or send it to me?
No.335730
>>335703
ayyy someone used my post as a loose stencil :p
Thanks for being the only other bi guy in the thread so i dont' feel as dumb for posting carmelina as type of girl in a board of all boys lol.
No.335764
>>335711
Kinda close to Brighton! wbu?
>>335703
It's thaLewdOne#8545, mind it's a secondary Discord so I only check it 1-2 times a day. Any other cuties feel free to add me too ;)
>>335727
Sent! I would post it, but it's the same as my YT/Twitch and I don't really wanna risk getting shamed or brigaded while I'm streaming lmao
>>335730
Yeah, I was gonna say type of girl is kinda dumb and ppl could have changed it to type of boy instead, but either works for me ;p
No.335766
>>335764
Same. I'm just North of Brighton.
No.335784
>>335665
Are you >>335160 ? I kind of missed your reply, but I DID give an email but never got anything sent to it. I'm not really near there, though. I'm way east.
No.335787
>>335703
>dw I'm bi
But that's a reason TO worry.
No.335797
>>335766
Wow, that's close :o
>>335787
Why would you be worried about that :( I might be bi but all I want is one cute just to myself
No.335799
>>335797
Because dating someone who's bi runs a very high risk of it turning out that you're dating a prison gay or someone who will decide to swap you out for a woman once you start getting a 5 o'clock shadow.
No.335808
>>335799
that's an interesting point, but at the same time i think most cuteboy chasers probably are bi. A lot of the things cuteboys do to try to be cute mimics girls, and the reason, well, ONE of the reasons they're appealing is because of their femeninity. I'm kinda new here but I'd imagine the reason this is CUTEboys is because being normal boys doesn't appeal to "half" the members, and dating normal boys doesn't appeal to the other "half". It exists to differentiate from boards/sites that normal gay couples form on.
in other words "i'm not like that, and i don't think most guys are like that, but I see your point and recognize that it is a solid possibility"
No.335822
>>335797
I can't speak for other people, but I would NEVER cheat on a partner. The thought of cheating on someone I care about makes me physically sick. I'm attracted to cuteboys because I'm attracted to feminine traits, and I just don't mind what they've got between their legs. Have you ever been cheated on by a bi guy before then? I wouldn't rule out dating a bi guy just because of a bad experience :/
No.335825
>>335822
Sorry that last one was meant for >>335799
No.335834
Mey, may as well throw mine on here. I'm mainly looking for someone who is just chill about life tbh.
No.335888
>>335703
Nigga, reading through your post, you seem pretty chill, i'd love to get to know you more, mind dropping your skype/discord? The one you posted already doesn't seem to be working for me.
No.335904
>>335888
Oops my bad, the settings for that account weren't set up right, it was blocking reqs from people not in a shared server. Try adding the Discord again now (:
No.335940
>>335318
Sorry for late answer, here's a me.
I'm not on hormones or anything yet but I look alright I guess. I have a few cuter pics if y'all want that.
No.335975
>>335834
Rip nujabes :(. Oneyng is pretty funny though, him an psychicpebbles are my favorite animators :3
No.336098
>>335975
Dude, do you have discord or somethi g we could talk on?
No.336463
>>335064
Everything I ever wanted but too far away.
No.336683
I'd like a bf with a cat, plus they hopefully wouldn't detest me for being filthy neet .
No.336763
>>336683
I'm >>335703, also do live with a gorgeous 9yo cat called Bloopy <3 If you wan chat you can find my info on here if you look hard enough
No.336951
>tfw noone in the UK lives near me
No.336980
>>336951
Where you at? Tried checking the map? If so have you put your own marker down?
No.337148
>>334678
Monomania is such a special album anon
No.337563
>met no one through this thread
>thread is already dead
fuck
No.337881
No.337883
Looking for relatively feminine guy, submissive for sure bonus points if you're into cross dressing. Not a slut, that's gross, looking for a serious relationship or just a friend honestly I'm pretty lonely, I'm not super masculine but I'm not super feminine either just a middle ground, 6ft blue eyes and I've been told I'm attractive but I'm a KV due to being such a recluse, if you're an introvert like myself great! I'm a huge fan of games music and anime, favorite anime are Clannad, Welcome to the NHK, and Gantz, favorite musicians are probably Cream, The Doors, The Beatles and The Kinks. For games I love Dark Souls, The Witcher and Monster Hunter, also most FPS games and competitive fighting games. I'm going into construction so I'll be able to support someone else if necessary. Pretty young by the way I'm 19, doubt anyone cares but I never post and Im tired of strictly lurking, reply and I'll post discord I guess, thanks for your time!
No.338695
>>337883
Same interests and age Anon just different countries.
Shoot me an email some time.
No.338735
I mean, I'd like somebody who would let me experiment. I'm bisexual and how much I'm in to a guy comes in waves and phases. I own a dildo and there'll be weeks where I'll use it every day, sometimes multiple times a day. And then it'll get locked in a box for six weeks or more.
I guess, really, I'm just looking for someone to fool around with. Long term probably wouldn't work, but just somebody who was willing to let me touch their dick when the mood struck me.
Among them, I guess I'd prefer somebody with a slender figure with wide hips. I tend to prefer more fem-looking boys, especially cute crossdressers.
Unfortunately this post was all a ruse for the "someone who would put up with me." I'm not cute at all; unless you think a hairer, more reclusive George Costanza is cute. I gave up looking for anyone, either male, female or something in between, a long time ago. I will probably die alone.
No.339404
>>334800
I know that feel so well, it's enough to make a guy stop trying almost.
>>334879
is……. is that cr1tikal as your type of girl?
>pugs are adorable but also a really sad creature with all the problems they have just by being alive
>>334931
sounds actually perfect if I was blessed with feminine genes
>>334980
ace attorney is amazing but the ending case of trials and tribulations really pissed me off with how shitty their reasoning was, and soul mates is g8 m8.
I don't know what I look for in a guy besides gamer, animer, T.Ver, and I like someone who knows what they want and can take the lead
No.341826
No.342634
>>341826
I am a sydney verse bottom, can't tell if you're asking me or telling about yourself
No.342989
>>334879
>Nier Automata
We'd get along.
No.343284
>>335480
I mean you seem cool lol, if you want to chat my discord is Stephen#4132
No.355924
Reviving this thread.
I'm not really sure what I want as a perfect partner. Just someone handsome and feminine. Reliable, loves to talk but knows when to be quiet, loves to cuddle, likes to go out to cozy places, loves animals, has the means to travel, and doesn't have any harmful vices. No trannies either.
No.358848
How do you all even find anyone anywhere…
No.364047
I'll try
-girly/feminine look
-likes fashion and dressing up (liking girlish and boyish styles are a huge bonus)
-clingy or dependent, i think it's cute and it makes me feel liked/loved
-possibly have similar interests (computer hardware, technology, languages, video games maybe, anime) or passionate about a hobby
-doesn't mind distance (i don't feel comfortable saying why but i can tell you if you're interested in a message)
-doesn't mind being complimented a lot or messaged throughout the day or talking
-loves cute stuff
I'm just a person who likes fashion and some other things, I like to help people when they need it so I'm always open to venting and counseling. My biggest flaw I think is that I'm insecure and I doubt myself a lot, so it's nice to feel liked or get compliments.
No.366392
Might aswell give it a whack
-Am big boy so want someone who can make me feel like a smol boi (so dom pref)
-Someone ok with a big boy thats also a total bottom fag
-Supports dressing up and girly fashion
-Sorta clingy and lovey
-Plays vidya (tabletop/card games would be a bonus)
-being lewd would be nice c:
Basically am semi-innocent boi who wants to be smol. Discord is Ash#8179 and Steam is Quigsy if you wanna chat!