/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

Not really into it, but for some reason I find this really cute.

Would like to get more into it to supplement my cooking hobby. Probably not something I will put too much work into until I get my own place though.

My parents on the other hand put an insane amount of time into their garden. You'd almost think it was a botanical garden just from entering it. Plenty of fruit, herbs, and some veggies to use in cooking too.

>>325895

I love growing herbs (actual herbs, gtfo ayylmaos) to use in cooking. Especially herbs that only work fresh/can't be bought in stores, like chervil. However, I don't have the time nor the space while in college.

>>325911

if you have them money they sell mini hydroponic gardens on amazon,there kinda pricey but they work and can go anywhere

Not into horticulture as I have no own place but the idea of having a fridge sized hydroponiv farm at home as a hobby is endearing.

That's the most adorable thing. That's the stuff that would make me like someone even if I didn't know them. Much more important than good looks but they are important

>>325962

isint ginseng herbaceous though thus making it unsuitable for bonsai?

im confused how one would do bonsai on a herbaceous plant.

>>326000

too bad its all I have thats cute about me ;-;

>>326009

This feel I know it ;~;

so,what are you qts growing anyway?I mostly sppecialyise in orchids and other various tropicals.will be picking up two of my dream orchids later this week(a Maxillaria tenuifolia and a psycopsis menderhall) at an orchid show,wish i had more money though for a few other but 2poor ;-;

how to into plant growing

>>326053

its easy,i recommend starting small and easy,herbs are a great way to start,also if your REALLY REALLY bad sansevieria is LITERALLY impossible to kill.

>>326009

you're calling it asociality instead of antisociality, though. that's a plus.

>>326009

>intelligent, cunning, devious, and insane…

>>326065

what things do i need to buy to start? im totally new to any of this stuff it just seems cool to me

>>326087

a bag of good potting soil,a well draining planter and some herb seeds are all you need,possibly some fertilizer if you wanna get them super big

fell free to contact me on skype if you want some more advice(in the namefeild)

>cook decently

>really like using spices creatively

>lately preferring salads to meat

>but afraid of plants

>can't grow, can't wash, can't chop, can't handle

>have to ask someone else to do it

>can't ever fully and freely integrate vegetables in my cooking

>won't ever be able to grow my own herbs

>won't ever be able to have my qt farm

Gardening is really cute, though.

>>326213

> blaming one's own taste for luxury's shortcomings onto others

That's because you're eating out of season! Sweden makes really delicious apples for instance and such other things but obviously if you want bananas in the middle of winter those are going to come from the other side of the planet, but whose fault is this?

Just google for a season chart and follow it (what grows when).

>>326218

you want a see a season chart for sweden? here it is:

winter: kale, onions, potatoes, beets, 7 kinds of cabbage

spring: cabbage beet, beets, onions, carrots, potatoes, 4 kinds of cabbage

summer: beans. cucumber, onions, broccoli, celery, 6 kinds of cabbage, carrots

etc.

i shit really good but i want something more than cabbage and beets

>>326219

I thought cauliflower was common here too.

>>326221

Here meaning Sweden, I'm from Sweden.

>>326221

counted it as cabbage, and only grows half the year

>>326219

Sweden has access to the common EU market so you need to take this into account.

Your list is not complete. As I said, Sweden is a big maker of apples. For other fruits, see Netherlands, Germany, Spain.

I love it!

I have a tent which I use to grow rare stuff. Do both hydroponics and soil gardening. Also have a worm farm as well.

boop

>>325895

my apartment complex threatened to not renew my lease if I didnt get rid of my tahitian gardenias I planted in front of my window

>>326542

that incredibly mean of them ;-;

>>326682

oh,forgot to mention the viridiflava is only a tiny baby plant,the big ones were upwards of a hundred so i got a baby seedling to start.

so cute.

>>326589

all the somalians and H!B chinks take up all the community garden spots growing crappy vegetables and improperly supported tomatoes that destroy themselves

boop

anyone?

>>327985

It smells good enough for me to turn into a bee and draw nectar from it for the rest of my short bee life.

>>327974

those are great!

boop

breath of life

>>330098

>>330097

thats hella prety

god damn ive totally forgotten about this thread

I want a cute little banzai tree.

>>330097

>>330098

That's pretty gay tbqh.

>>330098

Whoa, they are so cute!

So, I guess you're mostly into succulent plants? Try out dioscorea elephantipes (it's a cute caudex plant with vines) as a standalone, and certainly one of the following:

- faucaria tigrina (it's cute due to how it's leaves resemble tiger jaws)

- euphoribia obessa (it grows as this roundish green ball without thorns)

- titanopsis calcarea

- Euphorbia inermis - it's small and cute at first, but in years, it can grow expontentialy and it's an investment for live - and it has tentacles~

On the offhand, anyone else got into banana plants? Recently I got several seedlings - mostly musa ornata, musa dwarf cavendish, musa yunnanensis and two of musa velutina. It's fun how fast they grow and change. The only issue is additional light source, but thanks to Ikea, I have that figured out.