No.309959
Seeing as the old thread "won't bump no' mo", we need to create a new one.
ITT we post cute pictures of Richard Stallman and discuss if he is a qt or not, discuss if Go is a meme or worth learning, if cute thigh-high rainbow socks enhance coding and such.
No.309999
>>309959
I normally wear leggings. :) Are short shorts/high socks a better combo?
No.310008
>>310000
> tf still fail to see the point of ssh
So what's it good for?
All I can see is if you have a server running at home, say a raspberry pi, and you wanted to connect to it to take advantage of something (vpn).
No.310012
>>309959
How do I find a qt pair programming boy to sit with and post lewd kneesock pictures with?
No.310014
>>310008
That's right. ssh is a way to access any kind of resource on other machines. Say you had some servers running some service - such as a website. You can browse to the website through the web (that is, with the HTTP protocol). But to do arbitrary things to that website service (restart the service, check that it's running, and so on) you need ssh. The same applies for any kind of service. Specific protocols like HTTP allow specific kinds of interaction; but for maintenance and development, you need to be able to do anything you need to a remote machine, and ssh gives you that. Does that make sense?
No.310023
>>310012
Firstly, it would imply you post what your interests are. It doesn't matter if you're a beginner or are advanced, this thread is welcoming of all! Even non-CS people
No.310024
>>310014
Yeah, totally, I can see that being useful in that context! Thank you
No.310028
Heh, outside of the panties/stockings/hormones I pretty much live like this already.
No.310036
Ohh, doesn't a cute programmer need a cute laptop, too?
Is my XPS 13 cute enough?
No.310037
>>310036
>laptop
Desktops are much cuter. The desktop I built is cute as fuck with the purple LED's I put in. Plus it lets you have a mechanical keyboard that changes colors. Mmmm…
No.310038
>>310037
Ohh I have all that, too. But being able to work at Panara on my 2lb laptop with a 4k display seems extra cute :3
No.310040
http://pastebin.com/kwk30edi
Is my test base class cute enough?
No.310050
>>310040
Seems like it would be cuter if test_get_entry_or_add_from_crest and test_is_crest_object_in_db called out to a common method.
No.310052
>>310050
The classes that use those tests require those methods to be implemented differently, leading to the similar looking tests.
No.310058
I feel like I should put on my long socks…
No.310067
>>310066
Highthon best Python
No.310069
>>310066
Man I really like getting stoned and writing code.
No.310070
>>310069
>>310067
Whoops I didn't notice that previous post went through
No.310076
So I'm already cute I think, have the clothes and socks and all. What's a good language to start with? I will already will need to learn R for statistics to be more marketable before I start a PhD, is that decent?
No.310078
>>310076
Learn Python, specifically the Anaconda (https://www.continuum.io/downloads) distro, which has all of the numeric libraries built in.
No.310090
>>310082
>narcissistic
Buddy I just read textbook for funsies.
No.310094
No.310095
>>310093
I like how you wanted to change the phrasing but were still a-okay with the smiley.
No.310111
I will soon be doing programming with my hot straight friend who has already rejected me.
The power of Golang will guide me.
No.310115
>no cute bf for hand holding and educating as my computer programming disciple
Life is so sad.
No.310130
No.310138
No.310140
how about rizon #cutecoder
No.310142
No.310156
so i am working on an interpreter for prolog in python
No.310160
>>310156
make a good metamodel
No.310184
>>310076
If we're specifically talking PhD context (though depending what kind), outside of R, python definitely.
It's a general-purpose language and extremely popular in academia.
MIT uses Python as introduction language.
So does Berkeley. And Carnegie.
No.310195
>>310156
wow that's very cool, I like prolog!
No.310199
>>310116
It's okay anon. I also have smash melee and alcohol. I'll make this work!!
No.310231
>>310156
>elif items == str(items)
Is that your typechecking? Do this instead:
elif type(items) is str
No.310236
>>310235
"is" and "==" do separate things in python. In this instance, a comparison between two objects, "is" would be the correct syntax.
No.310239
>>310236
*two types, not objects. Derp.
No.310269
>>310240
so many colors, my eyes ;;
No.310353
>>310269
Yeah, I guess it is pretty colorful. I'm used to it now, though.
No.310355
No.310356
>>310076
Agree with the python advice, but set yourself up with Python 3 specifically, and Jupyter, and the scipy stack.
No.310380
>>310240
What theme are you using?
No.310382
No.310383
Should I be sad that green unit tests are about my only joy anymore?
No.310385
>>310024
Another context it's useful in is to create a consistent environment for a team. I work at a company where I and 5 other people ssh into a unix server from our local machines. Only one person is able to add/remove dependencies. This way the state is consistent for everyone; you don't have an issue where some installs some 3rd party software, does a push, and then the build breaks for everyone else.
It also means that if my physical machine dies or is otherwise lost I don't lose anything.
No.310393
>>310383
Yes. Creating new features is also important.
No.310408
>>310393
Well I mean I'm writing new tests, then implementing features to make the new tests pass.
No.310411
for entry in data_set.x_data:
self.assertIs(type(entry), datetime)
I don't know if this tag works, but look, more "is"
No.310458
>>310453
I'm loving these, are there any more?
No.310486
>>310453
>Linux only gaming is a perfect complement to an anal-only lifestyle.
Ha
No.310487
>>310355
what's wrong with using regex?
No.310488
>>310236
they are both correct syntax actually, but they do different things
No.310489
>>310488
I think I should have said "proper".
It will give you the same result, but comparing identity should be faster than comparing value.
No.310504
Does anyone here know of any good forums to help and teach (especially java)?
No.310528
No.310719
So what are all the cuties programming this weekend?
No.310757
>>310719
I'm experimenting with static page generators and specifically one that uses node.js
I think the concept is pretty cool (no DB).
No.310768
No.310899
>>310719
Making a vim plugin for using templates. I know that others exist already but I want to take a crack at it. I should have it up in a little bit.
No.310901
>>310899
What kinds of templates?
No.310903
>>310899
right now i just have a basic html template going ,but the way i'm implementing it will allow for any template to be made
No.310915
>>310903
Coolio! Yay, programming.
No.311130
$('.purposeselect').on('hidden.bs.select', function(event) {
if($(this).selectpicker('val') == "Select Purpose") {
console.log("Hello");
}
$(this).find('button').trigger('click');
});
Log hello, and clicks on the button
$('.purposeselect').on('hidden.bs.select', function(event) {
if($(this).selectpicker('val') == "Select Purpose") {
console.log("Hello");
$(this).find('button').trigger('click');
}
});
Logs hello, but does NOT click on the button.
What in the world is going on?
No.311191
>>311130
I reckon that code is getting called multiple times, possibly with a different $(this).
try putting another log message outside of your if statement and see how many times it prints.
No.311266
Hauu….
Got my Networking final in a few days. Why's multithreading gotta be so difficult…
Hauu…
No.311268
No.311290
>>311268
Pretty good for the most part, I've enjoyed the coursework so far. Distributed and parallel computing are very interesting to me.
Unfortunately, I'm just prepping for finals now. I just want today to end as it's my worst day, two finals to take.
No.311446
>>311130
Why use a shit language instead of a statically typed language?
I mean, JS is already a slow piece of shit, same as all the shitty libraries everyone uses, so it seems the best thing is compiling static languages to dynamic ones.
No.311524
>tfw interview with Apple tomorrow
wat do?
No.311544
>>311524
>he wants to work for Apple
No.311609
>>311588
>ubuntu
Thats beyond gay.
No.311618
>>311544
Kinda hard to turn down an interview when the biggest tech company in the world comes knocking.
No.311644
>>311588
>spironolactone
get the fuck out
No.311649
No.311665
No.311735
No.311822
>>311735
As an engineer at a top tech company, dont let it get you down. Chance is always a multiplier given how big the companies are. Nobody has a 1.000 batting average at coding interviews.
No.311853
>tfw no self-taught assembly code writer to write you a love letter in ascii in cs class and who crossdresses since he was young and programs embedded systems in C
No.311875
Got into a kind of silly argument with my bf about how mdn handles depreciation.
What does /cuteprogrammers/ think about https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Using_the_application_cache?
The issue is it marks it as depreciation even though the thing that's meant to replace it, service workers, is neither ratified nor fully implemented. I think it's okay because they're just warning people. But my bf thinks they should be more conservative and either A. not tell people until they're ready to remove it and then give a minimum timeframe for removal, or give them a minimum window right now. Giving a window sounds like a good idea, but I think the issue is it's impossible to find a window at this point which wouldn't be too restrictive.
Whats your opinion?
No.311876
>>311822
Thanks bro ;3
I'm actually pretty happy with my job right now. I do well when I meet in person, but phone interviews are just the bane in my existence.
>>311853
I do like half of those things.
No.312029
>>311875
>Develop new methods
>Prove that they are 'better' than the ones they intend to replace
>Release stable version of new methods
>Mark old methods as depreciated
>Leave functionality in place but give warning and advise against it for a few years
>Remove old functionality completely after three years to reduce bloat
Shouldn't mark it as depreciated until there's a stable version of it to replace it, otherwise it just reduces the overall stability. Especially when something is marked as 'experimental', the project may well be suddenly scrapped in a few months times as it gets mothballed.
No.312161
I wanna learn programming but i have a horrid attention span :< does anyone wanna add me on kik so that they can teach me some of the basics?
its just.some.body
No.312183
>>312161
I teach people programming for fun sometimes. It's not that hard, to be honest.
What would you like to make? What kinda programs?
No.312340
>>312183
I'm sure this is stereotypical but, with the advent of more and more destructive forms of hacking and the digitization of everything from pacemakers to cars to fucking televisions, I'd love to be able to create more and more ways to protect our new technology, especially since it'll be such a lucrative market what with the rapid integraton of technology into everything else.
No.312346
>>312183
And I'd certainly love to learn a few programming languages for fun, but to be completely honest, I don't know enough to know completely what I want to do for a job!
No.312357
>>311524
making gay jokes is useless i guess
No.312365
I have a fetish for golang developers, especially if younger than me
No.312368
i like to read disassembly and write exploits
No.312370
>>312365
I have a fetish for :
- selft-taught embedded systems programmers who are crossdressers
- artificial intelligence / ML
- golang / rust / clojure
- hackers
mostly I just really like people much smarter than myself. I like socially awkward also
No.312375
>>312370
i don't know much about AI / ML , but i'm self-taught system programmer who writes java software and web dev for living, but i love my company and they pay me well so i'm ok with that,
No.312420
>>312370
I bring up linux on boards and am learning TensorFlow.
No.312501
>>312340
Exploit everything. Leave no stone unturned. It's the only way to make shit secure.
The only way to make corporations care about security is to get them to care by incurring losses due to publishing exploits or informing consumers about the shit products they buy.
Time and time again, corps don't do anything about security. AT ALL.
>>312346
I never asked you what you wanted as a job. I just asked what you wanted to make.
No.312528
>>312501
Oh sorry, but thank you! c:
No.312731
>>311446
If I could use gopherjs at work, I would.
>>311191
I got it in the end, the bootstrap2 selectpicker was mutating $(this) to point to another DOM element, invalidating the find(), but the mutation was reverted when it dropped out of the if scope, which is why it worked in the prior example. I don't know how or why, I've long since stopped trying to make sense of javascript. Webassembly soon, I hope.
No.313086
> tf you want to learn a cute language like Lua but no CS grad partner to learn from :<
No.313093
>>309959
Holy shit, where does an idiot like me start towards this lifestyle?
I'd love to be someone's neet housewife/supplementary income from home, and wear panties and such all day long.
No.313106
>>310487
There's this joke where if you use regex to fix a problem it makes one more problem.
No.313117
>>313093
If you really don't have any background :
Start with the basics :
1. HTML and CSS
HTML is the language that gives websites their structure : for example, where does the text go, where does the menu go, etc.
CSS is what you use to style those elements : what color is the background, what font-family should the text be.
Spend about 2/3 weeks on this. I recommend "HTML and CSS" by Jon Duckett.
But feel free to look up the source code from any website and take inspiration from that. w3cschools.com is a nice resource additionally.
2. Learn Javascript / jQuery
codeacademy.com
Javascript is the programming language of the web and jQuery a framework for it (essentially, it's easier, it's like a collection of pre-built Javascript code that you can use).
JS (Javascript) is what gives a website interactivity, such as the fancy menus on your phone for instance that pop out or slide.
3. Start building a portofolio
4. Apply to web agencies saying you are willing to work really hard (get ready to work for minimum wage at first) and learn. Be nice, hygienic and on time.
So draft a CV and resume and send literally 100 / 200 of them.
===
the better way : if you can afford it, go to community / college to study for it.
If you're weak in math, go for one of those vocational or "media" degrees.
No.316111
One of my last guides… I feel like I'm repeating myself unfortunately
so merry christmas and all
No.316233
>>316111
I started the original thread, and i love your stuff. Maybe some more specific stuff, like for cryptonerds, assembly, etc… Also, if you need any info or anything, just ask. I think i qualify as gut.
No.316375
>>316233
thanks a lot! I actually was working on a "hacker" edition - so C lang and assembly and that stuff - but kinda lost motivation
If you want to contact me :
8E674C269C09D45C24C640E133092C5D5B8E114DC94CDDB81E95A57BAFE63108F84534C546D0 (anyone can add me, hey I don't discriminate !)
I've sent you an email just in case
No.317140
99A23D4436FA14BEACF124F151811B89D78246BAAEEEB2C47A15612F4E1498406A1FAFC8C101
Am I even doing this right?
No.324556
>>316233
>>316446
>>324555
I understand none of this. Autistic as fuck but somehow feels informative.
No.324565
>>324556
Thanks.
Here are all
No.324587
So I made a really cheesy script. Figure out how to compile it to get the secret message! Or "reverse engineer" the cipher
.intel_syntax noprefix
.text
.globl _start
_start:
mov eax, 4
mov ebx, 1
lea ecx, buf
mov edx, 16
int 0x80
exit:
mov eax, 1
xor ebx, ebx
int 0x80
.data
buf: .long 0x20756f59, 0x20657261, 0x65747563, 0x0a333c20
No.324598
>>324587
>>324587
I'm not very familiar with Assembly. This is Assembly, right?
Compiling with as does nothing, so I guess something is working. What do I do then?
Compiling with gcc fails :
/tmp/ccGtTaPo.o: In function `_start':
(.text+0x0): multiple definition of `_start'
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-linux-gnu/6/../../../x86_64-linux-gnu/Scrt1.o:(.text+0x0): first defined here
/usr/bin/ld: /tmp/ccGtTaPo.o: relocation R_X86_64_32S against `.data' can not be used when making a shared object; recompile with -fPIC
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-linux-gnu/6/../../../x86_64-linux-gnu/Scrt1.o: In function `_start':
(.text+0x20): undefined reference to `main'
/usr/bin/ld: final link failed: Nonrepresentable section on output
collect2: error: ld returned 1 exit status
Compiling with nasm also :
cb.s:1: error: attempt to define a local label before any non-local labels
cb.s:1: error: parser: instruction expected
cb.s:3: error: attempt to define a local label before any non-local labels
cb.s:4: error: attempt to define a local label before any non-local labels
cb.s:4: error: parser: instruction expected
cb.s:18: error: parser: instruction expected
> tf qt wrote me a letter finally and I can't decode it.
No.324599
>>324598
Okay, some hints: If you use as by itself, you'll still have to link it if you want the program to run. You can use gcc by itself, but you need to get rid of standard libraries. In both cases, tell it to compile for the right architecture (32 or 64 bits).
No.324603
>>324599
I did it!
Well, thank you! :3
Are you studying CS?
No.324604
>>324599
Just to expand :
> mov edx, 16
That makes sense because the message has 16 characters.
No.324607
>>324603
>>324604
Yeah, focusing on OS/Kernels and Security. Pretty excited to be getting in the field soon too (hopefully). I'm not a qt though :/. Hopefully something I can focus on after college
Yep! And it turns out you actually didn't need to specify 32 vs 64 bits, but if you did a general rule of thumb / hint is e registers and int 0x80 means 32 where r registers and syscall is 64 bit.
No.324613
>>324607
That's a really cool path! And explains the assembly.
I only started becoming a qt after college, because it's only then that I was able to have some time for myself to think about life and my future.
I regret not doing efforts before. I'm a qt, but everything could have been better had I started earlier. Oh well! I can always wear a wig maybe.
The program only compiles with the -m32 attribute for me, weirdly. OS is 64 bits.
Good luck on the job search. But you should be fine I think. Maybe a tip : I think that Texas or around that area specialize in a lot of low-level stuff. So apply to places like Dallas or Austin perhaps?
No.324624
>>324613
Thanks, I should be decent at the job search hopefully. Just need to actually do interviews and stuff, which is always a pain :O. I've actually interned in Austin twice already haha. Definitely can be low-level focused like you said.
No.324625
>>324613
Any tips for someone starting the journey relatively late btw? I just may have to go with that wig idea too :0
No.324629
I used to work in a small security company after graduating CS in college but had to quit because of shitty life reasons.
I begin to look at the vulnerability market to earn some money at home in the meantime; does anyone have some experience with this kind of work? looking at the ZDI in particular
No.324679
wait, whats the most effective way to learn c# for game development?
No.324680
>>324679
Same as any other language probably. Courses and/or books followed by lots of practical projects where you're forced to expand what you know about the language you're trying to use in order to progress.
No.324682
>>324625
I don't know how far you will take this.
But… for me hormones helped a lot. But this isn't something to take lightly. I've had problems myself.
Basically, I grew my hair out and shave once a week (face-body).
I've also stopped repressing things so much and am much more queer acting than before. It's not something I can help, sometimes it bothers me.
Churrostrap wears a wig and it looks really good although he's a guy, and so does Bailey Jay apparently (and Nathalie Mars also?)
And basically look at my guides for extra tips. Good luck with it !
No.324694
>>324682
Yeah, I'm not sure how much hormones are an option for me :\. Thanks though, I'll definitely go through guides and make an honest effort of it!
>>324629
Finding zero-days is hard man~
No.324758
My best since the one on cryptography !
No.324768
>>324758
> Python 3
Yes, take me now <3. No reason to be sticking to Python 2 other than workplace enforcement :(
No.324795
tfw you can't decide between buying cute clothes for the first time in your life or getting a Unicomp keyboard ;-;
No.324970
>>324758
>KILL EVERY COP IN SIGHT AGAINST THE LAW AGAINST THE LAW
I wonder how Sam would feel if he saw that.
No.324974
>>324970
Well, personally I like Sam a lot. I think he's one of the few comedians working today that have any sort of relevancy.
The rest is all mushy and soft and wack to be quite honest. I think that his real opinions are somewhat different than people assume but it wouldn't be as funny if he were to say "Hey, it was all a joke", now would it?
But apart from that everything he's saying about gays, the worst is it's just plain facts. The stand-up he did in front of a crowd of Williamsburg hipsters was a nuclear bomb. They just didn't want to hear the truth huh
All the statistics he mentioned can be looked up on the internet on such known ultra-right sights as the BBC or CBS
No.324975
>>324974
I no longer have mixed feelings about the fact I just added you on tox to tease you anon.
No.324993
>>324758
>>324768
Python and JS programmers deserve some discipline and a good spanking.
I would happily deliver, in the sole interests of computer science of course.
No.325027
>>324587
Very simple…
It just calls the syscall write(1, buf, 16) then exit(0) via interrupt vector 0x80.
buf is just an array of 16 characters containing the string:
You are cute <3
followed by a newline.
Wouldn't really describe it as a cipher at all. Cute hello world though.
No.325036
>>325027
Yeah, the "cypher" was just if you pulled out the bytestring and fixed the endianness before appending words. Just meant to be fun, but I'll come up with a trickier one for you ;)
No.325094
>>325036
Cheers. Looking forward to seeing what you manage to come up with.
No.325116
>>311130
Not entirely sure but the "this" inside your if statement might be pointing to the global object. If you want try console.logging the "this" inside the if function and it'll probably say undefined.
If this is actually the case and you want a fix just add a line above the if statement with something like var _this = this; and replace this with _this in your code and see if it works then.
No.325351
As fun as these guides are, you could do with improving your fashion sense a little, op. Girl fashion doesn't start and end at thigh high socks, as neat as they are sometimes.
No.325359
>>325351
Guide 10, 11 and 12 have 3 different outfits?
I enjoy fashion to an extent so I'm definitely not opposed/closed to it or anything !
No.325521
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I want a trap programmer gf (male)
No.325528
>>325521
How about you become the trap programmer gf you've always wanted?
No.325529
>>325528
This right here is my goal
No.325565
>>325564
Swed-anon, I feel like we're kindred spirits~ Keep up the good work!
No.325663
No.326277
I'm a network engineer… Am I welcome here too?
No.326392
>>325094
It's tough without just providing a binary or a vps somewhere, hmm :(
>>326277
SYN-ACK! Definitely :)
No.326454
I feel super incapable seeing the shit you talk about. I even have a programming job, but I just feel inadequate.
No.326459
>>326454
Don't feel that way, anon! We all have specialties and places we just don't know things. I can't do anything at all related to UIs, webdev, distributed computing, theory, and much more
No.326468
>>326392
uh yeah that's a tough one
No.327607
>>327567
>women in STEM
>lesbians
What the actual fuck?!
Why is that relevant to programing and cuteBOYS?
No.327608
>>327567
I liked your first guides, swed anon, but now that one's just putting cuteness over efficiency. Being a cute boy is nice and all, it's what this board is for and it's what I feel comfortable on being, but let's not forget that programming is about solving problems using computer logic, and it should always remain that way.
>don't use this language! It's not cute!
Use whatever language your project requires you to. That's also the role of a Software Architect, deciding what programming language is good for a certain project.
The image makes me have the impression that it's not about coding as much as it is about "being cute". If this is true, then that's no better than Kode with Karlie.
And… What about all that lesbian sex and woman stuff? Aren't we cute[b]boys[/b]?
No.327656
huh, I'd never thought that one of my guides would be censored.
I wrote it for trans girls who like girls. I'm posting it again in the hopes that it will stay! It's spoilered
The next one is the final
No.327657
>>327608
Well, firstly, the guides aren't meant to be super serious.
I agree with what you're saying, but in the case of C#, saying choose a language that's cute (like lua) is because I don't wish to support languages that are so strongly connected to a certain ecosystem that's close source… So, people should look into C++ or lua for scripting.
I don't know what to answer to your last comment.
No.327660
>>327657
>I don't know what to answer to your last comment.
Then why did you put that on the image?
No.327664
>>327656
>I'd never thought that one of my guides would be censored.
>I wrote it for trans girls who like girls
Maybe because this trans thing is out of place? Is cute boys and trans the same in other languages or something, because it's strange how this board is trannys now.
No.327668
>>327664
This. The same thing happened in /lgbt/ over at halfchan. Lesbians and gay guys pretty much lived in peace, now it's *all* trannys.
No.327674
>>327668
Yeah same happened to /femgen/ which used to be traps and crossdressing. Now it's a copy of /mtfg/ and if you aren't on hormones you can't post.
No.328013
>>327671
>MD5 hashes
You moron. MD5 has been spoofable for literally years now. Don't fucking use MD5 for anything!
No.328015
>>328013
Yeah, everyone knows you should be using SHA1 nowadays. I had a pdf talking about it somewhere…
No.328058
>>328051
Yes, that was the joke… Hence the reference to pdfs. Google generated two pdfs of differing contents with the same sha1 hash using the chosen-prefix collision attack described in their paper
No.328086
>>328013
I didn't feel that the nature of the material required more, here are SHA512 checksums :
Guide 1
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No.328095
>>328091
Yeah, but can I have the base64 encoding of that image to make sure it's legit?
No.329146
>tfw you actually code better when you crossdress
Holy shit, this shit isn't a meme.
You guys, you ACTUALLY code better when cross dressing.
No.329149
>>329146
I don't believe it, post pics for proof :3
No.329154
>>329152
> windows classic theme
:O
Is that C++. What are you coding?
No.329157
>>329154
Window classic is lewd.
But a home written lisp implementation is the lewdest.
No.329158
>>329157
is that regex for grammar parsing / the lexer? :O
No.329159
>>329158
Yeah, but I have yet to implement it.
I'm sort of using 'Make a Lisp' as a tutorial/guide.
No.329211
>>329152
> not Linux?
> not even UNIX
You've got some explaining to do
No.329212
>>329211
Also : wouldn't mind cumming on your stockinged feet :3
No.329214
>>329211
>>329212
It's because I play videogames and am too inconvenienced by dual booting.
A month ago, I went further than any of you guys ever have to figure out this weird issue of slowdowns and jittery performance in my windows 7 install. Suffice to say that I correctly diagnosed the problem down to a faulty driver causing DPC slowdown and thus shitty real-time performance while CPU load is normal.
No.329217
>>329211
Overhyped, as long as you have access to a UNIX-like system when needed (cygwin, msys, linux vms, etc) it's fine. Use whatever is most efficient for you.
No.329220
>>329217
>>329214
Though my solution is to run windows in a VM with GPU passthrough. No dual boot inconvenience there :p
No.329309
Pic related, what the world is turning into. Many speaking about how they're 'coding' and 'changing the face of technology', and few actually programming.
Daily reminder when you're programming, you're a programmer above everything, and not just a /cuteboy/. You worry about what's the most effective way to solve a problem, not about…
>baww don't use X it's not cute
>do this because it's cute
That's Kode with Karlie level BS.
No.329346
>>329152
I program too but I'm way too manly to ever try it.
No.329604
>>329309
This, so much. Programming is a fucking popularity contest because of web design hipsters and marketers buying into the latest fads. Meanwhile, end users get monochrome user interfaces colored with flatuicolorpicker.com/the same god damn washed out colors everywhere, UI widgets that don't hint one bit at what is and isn't clickable, most of the web 'apps' running like shit on high-end PCs and then there's still the left-pad fiasco. kek
I think that maybe people are calling things like python "cute" because it's supposedly a "good" language for beginners and thus easy. They think this because whatever they write magically works, like PHP. Yet doesn't have all those complicated brackets and parens, oh god so hard! Somehow PHP accepts practically anything as valid code, sorta like perl. At least the perl and (C++ guys) for that matter acknowledge they're ugly languages and don't try to hide it.
Just don't put me in with the hordes of design hipsters like that when I say that lisp truly is a cute language. It's definition is small, builds language complexity from a small amount of 'parallel' features (not to be confused with 'parallel programming'). Lisp was/is used in AI stuff. All in all, pretty cute. But you're still right, though. A lot of those guides are for design hipsters.
>>329346
Gewoon doen, man. Je leeft maar een keer, en er zijn zat mensen dood die onze leeftijd nog niet eens bereikt hebben. Ik ben zelf wat zwaar en mannelijk, en toch wordt ik 'qt' genoemt op /lievejongens/ als ik me scheer en de juiste kleertjes aan hebt. :3
No.329621
>>329604
Senpai here. Stop being grumpy and show some of those hormones-fueled breasts of yours.
"Designers" only exist because some people are excellent programmers or computer scientists but can't make things pretty
I'll be watching you from now on
No.329906
I love writing assembly while being cute.
No.329912
>>329906
Ohh, can I hax your code and exploit my way into your heart :3
No.329924
Dis me btw >>326454
I just feel ill equipped. I mean I kind of realized my program in college wasn't good enough. I bought a lot of long socks though because of my current job. So I guess i twas a plus. I just don't wear them. Sucks having a mentality that because I'm black I can't be cute man. At least it is fun reading this thread sometimes.
No.330039
>>329912
I'd certainly give you the decryption key into my pants c:
No.330043
>>330039
UwU, but once I'm inside I'll compromise your system and insert a backdoor or was it put you in compromising positions and insert something in your backdoor? ;P
No.330057
>>329912
You may :3. Got an email or kik?
No.330059
>>330057
Yeah :x. Here's my email ;) ODc2ODdqaGdqaGdAY29jay5saQ==
No.330063
>>330059
Please a-anon, we just want your love :c
No.330066
>>330043
You can backdoor me anytime you want sweetheart :3
No.330068
>>330063
Oh no, didn't mean to drive you away :O. It's base64 encoding to keep away the bots but I guess it's kinda a temp email anyway so here it is plaintext: 87687jhgjhg@cock.li
No.330070
>>330068
Oh clever, I'll that too next time, thanks for the tip c:
No.330079
>Python
>Arch
>Gentoo (implying the anon who created this even managed to install it)
>Coke (diet one too)
>Cherry blossom tea (Terrible tastes in tea)
>Stockings (not knee highs)
Fuck me so much shit tastes
No.330080
>>330079
Python is great for quickly developing scripts/ideas.
Arch is great if you want to install up to date software really easily.
Gentoo is a mess.
Diet coke is okay.
I prefer Oolong but at least it's tea.
Stockings aren't that much worse that thigh-highs (but thigh-highs > knee-highs)
No.330081
>>330080
I'm an alien who makes games in Unity.
No.330082
>>330081
> gamedev
Woah, this thread is about programming, not witchcraft.
No.330100
>>330082
I thought it was about cryptography and SHA-1 vs MD5 and some Linux variant elitism mixed in for good measure. Looks great in my cauldron, legit witchcraft is pretty fun too! I love boiling children!
No.330102
>>330100
So true lol. Be careful to remove the butthurt before you add them to the pot though, you don't want anything spoiling the magic~
No.330281
Sup /cuteboy/s? I'm bored, drunk, maybe a bit horny, and working on my media library organizer.
_Tags are the future._
No.330432
Does anyone else get really excited working on a new personal project but then get pretty worn down and want to give up?
No.330463
>>330432
Yeah I get burnout too. Just got friendzoned by a qt and that has just killed all motivation I have to work on my projects ;_;
No.330467
>>330463
I was talking more just randomly losing interest. But I'm sorry anon I know that feel too :|
No.330481
>>330432
It really depends. I lose interest on web projects really fast, because I always underestimate how much I hate JavaScript. As a counterpoint: I always think hardware/microcontroller projects aren't going to work out because I don't have the skills, and I end up staying awake an entire weekend and having a blast.
My enjoyment of programming is really dependent on mood, music, the number of drugs/cocks available, etc. It's hard to stay focused, but I find that the projects that really matter to me manage to sort of "infect" all walks of life and I can't get them out of my head.
No.330490
>>330481
Ah yeah, I've got a love-hate relationship with Javascript haha. Microcontrollers are pretty cool, but go any lower and it's back to tedium (Verilog is not that fun in large projects: "random_signal_bus_2_q3 <= random_signal_bus_2_q2 & pass_signal_q2_q3_en").
Trying to reimplement Youtube collections right now as a userscript (do people even use userscripts anymore?) which may be why I'm so worn out.
No.332809
Interviews are pretty exhausting :o. Anyone else in job-hunting mode rn?
No.332818
I'm gonna do it guys, I'm gonna learn how to program. I have no idea how to do it, how to start, or what any of these things mean, but I'm going to do it.
No.332871
I just found this thread, and I think this is the best thread I've ever seen!
I like programming even though I'm not good at it…
No.332879
>>332818
There are tons of tutorials online. It's just a matter of getting started and sticking to something. Find something that interests you like websites, games, apps, etc
>>332871
The secret is that nobody is good at programming! Impostor syndrome ramps up faster than programming ability, so there is no way to feel like you are good at it. :)
No.332903
No.332908
>>332903
He's quite the weirdo
No.332916
I want to make a rhythm game for ios/android but have no clue on where I should start
My research told me to practice java & c+ but I feel like there's more to it
No.332918
>>332916
for a beginner C++ would be difficult and confusing. Try Love2D/Lua or Gamemaker. Unity/C# is also a good choice.
But whatever you do;
DONT LEARN JAVA
No.332919
>>332916
I think iOS uses Swift now. Previously it was ObjectiveC (not C++).
>>332918
> don't learn java
Nice meme m8, java is so cancer wow.
No.332920
>>332919
>I think iOS uses Swift now
I believe Swift is the native language or something like that. You can make iOS apps with just about any language with compilation support.
>defending Java
C# is a better alternative, tbh. Sorry if I offended you <3
No.332921
>>332920
If the point is to make Android apps, I think Java is pretty apropos…
Anyway, I'm just sick of the "X language is bad" attitude. There are appropriate uses and contexts for all of the popular languages, as they each fulfill unique (though somewhat overlapping) goals.
No.332925
>>332921
10 minutes of tinkering with android studio will allow you to make apps in C++, and for games, gamemaker and Unity allow of iOS and android exportation
Java runtime has only ever caused me pain. It's syntactically similar to a variety of languages that do better in a multitude of categories.
>speed
C++
>Applications
C++ again
>desktop aplications
gtk and binding to any language, Chromium embedded framework, angular, literally anything
but I can think of one use for Java
Completing a computer science class
No.332927
>>332925
Yeah, if targeting both iOS and Android, a write-one deploy-anywhere solution will be best.
I'm not gonna argue with you about Java as I don't really care that much.
No.332966
>>332871
I actually have a job programming and I have felt like I'm not good at it besides having a lot of fun in college. I've recently decided after my current irritating contract I will find something to read that is for not good programmers. Oh and work on cute more things that go with my non-trap body.
No.332998
>>329604
>en toch wordt ik 'qt' genoemt op /lievejongens/
Heb je niet in de gaten dat alles wat los en vast zit "schatting" genoemd wordt hier?
No.333000
>>332998
Nou, /lievejongens/ heeft wel redelijk een standaard, hoor. Maar ik begrijp je punt. Al zeg ik het zelf, zie er wel redelijk goed uit als ik wat werk in mezelf stop.
Doe jezelf nou een plezier een probeer het eens. Als pik-gerelateerd weg komt als vrouw, zou jij ook weg komen als vrouw.
No.333001
>>332998
>>333000
Peeps, this is a programming thread, we only use English here or at least pick a language we can all learn easily, like Python ;p
No.333004
>>333001
Python sucks, mate.
def mult( x, y ):
return x*y;
mult("fuck", 7);
No.333005
>>333004
Hahaha, I just used string multiplication in an interview question. It went well. Nice semicolons btw ;)
No.333008
>>333004
>>333005
But also:
def mult2(y):
return "fuck"*y
mutl2(1)
> "fuck"
mult2.__code__ = types.CodeType(co.co_argcount, co.co_kwonlyargcount, co.co_nlocals, co.co_stacksize, co.co_flags, co.co_code, (None, ''.join(x+y for x,y in zip('Pto satal rtyco huh', 'yhni culypet oltog!'))), co.co_names, co.co_varnames, co.co_filename, co.co_name, co.co_firstlineno, co.co_lnotab, co.co_freevars, co.co_cellvars)
mult2(1)
> "Python is actually pretty cool though!"
No.333031
>>333005
Allow me to elaborate my point beyond a simple \[code\] block.
>dynamic typing is shit, introduces bugs that are only found at run-time, and only if that particular section of code is ran
>it's considered an "easy" language due to the lack of brackets/semi colons and simply because Python function definitions seem 'easier' to the untrained eye over a C function definition for instance.
By that kind of analysis, haskell must be a really easy language!
>there still is a clear need for typing checking in Python, hence the mypy project
>large projects become slow, buggy, unmaintainable pieces of shit
>for that matter, compiled lisps are faster than python
>FIOC forces new comers to indent (a good practice!) for the wrong reasons (get code to actually work), FIOC was introduced to make learning Python easier and not a way to improve the language. And it's a worse language for it.
>The entirety of the rest of the language is focused on serving the newcomer and making things "easier" for some measure of 'easy' by a newcomer.
When was the last time you nerfed a tool to make it easier to use for newcomers?
Meanwhile, Python has plenty of sharp corners you can cut yourself on.
>>333008 demonstrates this to some degree.
You know, just because you can do some trickery/hackery in a language doesn't make it a better language. It makes it a worse language.
At least the experienced C/C++ boys know their language is fucked up and try to steer clear of bug-making material like that.
No.333045
>>333031
Alright, well if I sound like I'm repeating myself, it's because I am. "There are appropriate uses and contexts for all of the popular languages, as they each fulfill unique (though somewhat overlapping) goals."
> dynamic typing is shit; people think python is easy because it doesn't have semicolons, etc
Python is a great scripting language and excellent to develop PoC/MVPs in. It's easy because it's less verbose and allows for rapid prototyping. Many companies even choose to ultimately develop their product in Python just for the ease-of-development trade-offs there (Dropbox, Instagram, etc). It has a good standard library and some very nice convenience features (lists, dictionaries, and sets "just work"). It also has excellent bindings to scientific computing and graphing libraries (NumPy, SciPy, Pandas, Matplotlib) which undoubtedly speed up research and analysis in tandem with tools like the Jupyter notebook.
> need type checking
Maybe for huge projects, but once again I'm a big proponent of using the right tool for the right job.
> compiled lisp is faster
Right, but Python is not slow because it's dynamic, it is slow because it's interpreted… You can get speedups from JIT with PyPy or other implementations.
> forced indentation for the wrong reasons
You can read Guido's reasoning here[1], but it wasn't to make the language easier to learn. It was to make code blocks more visibly explicit and consistent with code execution (Apple SSL bug).
> When was the last time you nerfed a tool to make it easier to use for newcomers?
I don't really see how Python is "nerfed".
> hackery makes it a worse language
That was kinda just a joke response, I could do similar things in C, Java, or any language with enough flexibility.
> Experienced C/C++ coders steer clear of bug-making material
I'd argue that's not true. There is plenty of double-pointer juggling that confuses programmers all the time, and people can't seem to even bound inputs written to the heap or stack (and don't get me started on memory leaks, even experienced programmers consistently mess up scope and lifetime of dynamic memory leading to memory leaks). Even simpler things like indentation and code blocks trip coders up (again Apple SSL bug).
Memes like dynamic typing is bad, interpreted languages are slow, and required whitespace is bad are a tad trifling. Don't get me wrong, there are valid points against Python, like that the GIL is a implementation detail that massively restrains the language or that argument defaults are confusingly evaluated at definition instead of on function call (def blah(arg1=[])), but in my opinion your points aren't quite valid.
[1] https://docs.python.org/2/faq/design.html#why-does-python-use-indentation-for-grouping-of-statements
No.333855
Attempting to revive thread
No.333928
> tfw your employer wont let you work remotely so can't be qt while working
Also what window managers do people use and why is it not i3?
No.333937
>>333928
Just be cute and go to work all cute-ed up!
Herbstluftwm… jk Muffin b/c I'm a filthy Cinnamon pleb. Too lazy to learn key commands for tiling WMs :o
No.334192
Excuse me, I am a programmer and i am also a crossdresser but i dont understand what those two things has to do with each other?
it doesnt make any sense to me
No.334227
>>334192
Well there's the common thread of you ;p.
This is just for peeps who like programming idk, what's not to like?
No.334676
bool isProgrammingThreadDead() {
return true;
}
No.335027
function decode(data, fucked = true) {
var log = console.log;
if (fucked) log = alert;
var str = "";
for (var d of data) {
str += $(document.getElementById(d[0])).text().split(" ")[d[1]] + " ";
}
log(str);
}
decode([["reply_326454",26],["reply_324598",175],["reply_329211",33],["reply_310036",27],["reply_324624",31],["reply_325116",52],["reply_324607",42],["reply_326454",28],["reply_324607",32],["reply_324758",53]]);
Trying to revive in a fun way…
No.336300
No.339354
Bumpidy bump bump. Graduating soon, got a decent cs job.
No.339726
>>339588
I use dwm too, it's the best!
No.340149
>>332921
>Anyway, I'm just sick of the "X language is bad" attitude. There are appropriate uses and contexts for all of the popular languages, as they each fulfill unique (though somewhat overlapping) goals.
People say this like VB doesn't exist. There are some languages which should never be used for anything.
No.340156
>>340149
Shushh!! I've never heard of this VB you're speaking up :^)
No.340473
>>340156
Trust me anon. Some things are just plain bad.
No.340475
>>340473
I'll concede that. To be quite honest, I blocked VB out of my mind and erased those memories lol. I still think JS and PHP have their place though…
No.341052
>>340475
JS is a necessary evil for the oment, but with golang stable I don't think PHP needs to exist anymore.
No.341075
>>341052
PHP and Golang are very different beasts though. I agree PHP should go, but Golang alone can't replace it. Some people would turn to Perl or Ruby, which I don't think is that much better :/
No.341081
>>341075
They're different beasts, but what are some projects that you could solve with PHP that you can't solve with Golang?
No.341082
>>341081
For one, any object oriented code would be a massive pain to port over. Companies like Facebook created PHP accelerators instead of choosing to rewrite their OOP PHP code.
No.341265
>>341082
>>341082
>PHP accelerators instead of choosing to rewrite their OOP PHP code
I guess, I mean I think that's more out of a desire to not have to rebuild their whole damn thing, and also not have to deal with trying to retool and reskill their entire development team and infrastructure.
No.343674
>/cuteboys/ tier
>go study comp sci at university
>put on 4 stone by the end of it from noexercise and a lot of sweet and caffeinated things to meet deadlines
t-thanks, /g/
>>329146
>tfw someone actually posts your edit from years ago
No.348023
is it worth going to college for cs if you're bad at math? ;w;
im not very confident in my own skills but computers are the only thing im interested in so i dont mind buckling down and studying, i just dont want to waste my parents money if its really hard stuff
No.348026
>>348023
depends, can you brave 3 solid years of tedious applications programming in java with class structures out of the arse, or do you want to do the interesting stuff like AI? because in AI it really does help you understand whats being said if you can read the expressions and the related notation in the diagrams.
No.351089
I code in Python and PHP, but not good enough. There are simple things that I need to google. I'm also pretty bad at math. Can some anon point me in the right direction? Is there a guide that one can follow which at the end makes you a very good programmer?
No.361600
Anyone do freelance work in college?
What was your experience? Any tips? I'm looking to embark on freelancing soon, which means I'm probably going to have to focus on web dev.
No.365058
>>348023
I think a lot of people have the wrong idea about computer science at college level.
Depending on your country it's either going to be an applied maths / maths degree at worst and at best you will still have at the very least calculus, but mostly 2 maths classes (calculus 1 and 2 or calculus 1 and linear algebra).
Now, this isn't to discourage anyone. CS is awesome and anyone can do math as long as they find a way to it (ie. make it enjoyable and wanting to do it).
Make sure to have a good foundation in algebra and geometry / trigonometry. There are a lot of really good online videos.
No.365059
>>348023
>interested in so i dont mind buckling down and studying, i just dont want to waste my parents money if its really hard stuf
I forgot to add that an IT degree might be something for you : less math, but you'll still have a lot of opportunities out of college to do almost everything you want as long as you can actually prove your skills (eg. through relevant projects, be it code, sec stuff or whatever).
No.365060
>>348026
basically the most interesting jobs are in ML thesedays but for that you really need a PHD or MSD in CS or preferably AI / Math.
No.365071
>>365060
yeah, i failed my ML course because i had no fucking clue about derivatives, and that basically made it impossible to implement or really properly understand backpropagation
too bad really, i quite enjoyed my time dicking about in prolog
No.366974
What the fuck I'm going to uni next year for cs this is the best thread ever
No.371646
No.371719
>>371646
>tfw nearly 2 months without a reply
All the cuteboy-programmers have been eaten alive by the barbaric pajeet
No.371831
>>371719
The real question is, why does this stay at the bottom of the catalog though?
I couldn't find it till I scrolled all the way down.
No.372678
>>324974
Lol, the stats he used for the Williamsburg set have been discredited so many times. I remember one of his main points was that the vast majority of child molestation cases were male-male, ergo the vast majority of child molesters were gay.
See : http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/rainbow/html/facts_molestation.html
TL;DR:
– "The important point is that many child molesters cannot be meaningfully described as homosexuals, heterosexuals, or bisexuals (in the usual sense of those terms) because they are not really capable of a relationship with an adult man or woman. Instead of gender, their sexual attractions are based primarily on age. These individuals – who are often characterized as fixated – are attracted to children, not to men or women." Their victims end up being boys due to exposure, but, ceteris paribus, most would be equally attracted to young girls as to young boys. The ultimate discriminating variable is age.
This doesn't make any comment about how difficult it is to study the statistics of child molestation due to a fundamental sample bias in that can we only study those that get caught. Who knows how more savvy molesters behave, and in what proportion?
He made a few other points that I don't remember, but a lot of it was just sheer rhetoric backing crumbling arguments, like trying to link high partner counts with increased sexual aggression. But an equally satisfying conclusion about high partner counts for homosexual men is that it's due to a lack of a bottleneck : in heterosexual relationships, partner counts are low because women are not as horny as men are; they act as a bottleneck for partner counts for both genders. But homosexual relationships don't have that, so it's much more about a lack of bottleneck than it is about higher sexual aggression. His anecdotal evidence about prison rape is also pretty weak considering prison rape isn't actually as prevalent as people think (still higher than the out-of-prison rape stats, but not as high as people think). Again, it also doesn't explain the typological difference between a male-male rapist who doesn't identify as homosexual but rapes out of sheer desire for dominance and power (very common in war situations), and a male-male rapist who rapes out of a sense of entitlement for a body he finds physically attractive.
There's more I could go into but I probably should eat something. The point is, whenever you bring up the set to him Sam will agree that he was just trying to be edgy and 'trigger' an audience of frankly annoying Brooklyn lefty shitheads, but won't really go to bat for the actual facts and arguments that he made. I fucking love Sam, too, and I love World Peace, but he's not a prophet of right-wing wisdom, he's a comedian.