>Now Douglas, we've been neighbors for a long time right? Don't I always let you come over and try out all of my very expensive gizmos? Don't I always give you the kind of great life advice that you wish your dad was giving you? Tell me Douglas, what have you given back? You think it's all free, don't you? Oh no, no no no, Douglas, you see I've had my eye on you since you moved to Bluffington, yes I've been watching you and your chubby little body and your effeminate demeanor, and it does things to me, Douglas. Now here's what's going to happen, you're going to tell your family that you're going to Skeeter's for the night, and you're going to come to my basement and we're going to have a sleepover, just a little thing between friends. We're going to get to know each other a lot better, Douglas. Oh don't worry about bringing a sleeping bag, or pajamas, I have something for you to wear. Hey… HEY! Listen to me Douglas! LISTEN TO ME! You're going to come over and you're going to lie to your family because if you don't I swear to God I will tell that little Mayonnaise tramp that you like her! Do you want me to do that? Is that what you want you little faggot? I didn't think so! So what's it gonna be, Douglas? Are you going to be a good friend and come over so I can play with you, or are you going to be a snitch? Answer me you little shit, are you going to be my newest plaything or are you going to be a fucking snitch? ANSWER ME DOUGLAS!