No.992089
https://archive.is/oUiLm
Season 3 was shit and it's only going to get worse.
No.992090
inb4 pickle rick spinoff annouced after the 70 episodes end
No.992093
>70 fucking episodes
Oh boy, I sure hope you weren't one of the hundreds of thousands of people who were starting to think the show was getting stale or even obnoxious, because wait until you see what happens now.
No.992094
and leddit is gonna lap up every last bit of it
No.992095
The people who said that reddit and memey is the new family goy were right in the end.
No.992097
>100 episodes total
just to put that in perspective, Spongebob, a show that was actually good for its first few seasons, was already well into zombie territory after 100 episodes. A show like R&M will probably hit zombie Simpsons tier within 2-3 years.
No.992102
>>992097
You mean months because the show wasn't that good to begin with
No.992110
>They weren't joking about the 9 seasons
Why have you forsaken us God.
No.992113
>show starts to stagnate after ~15 episodes
>runs for about 30 total
>people are pretty sick of it
>studio renews for more than twice as many episodes as already got made
Studios really don't understand what they're working with do they?
No.992117
>This cancer is getting 70 episodes
>Seventy. Fucking. Episodes.
>Meanwhile Genndy struggled to wrap up Samurai Jack's ending in 12 episodes because "we don't have that much money to even spare for a few more"
Adult Swim can go fuck themselves in hell for all I care.
No.992118
>>992117
Sorry, I mean 10 episodes.
Jesus fucking christ, that's even more infuriating
No.992120
>>992097
Rick and Morty was there after first season. Adult swim is dumb thinking that ordering 70 episodes of Rick and Morty won't backfire. Almost nothing stays popular forever, especially when Harmon is involved. Not to mention the McDonald's debacle, which made normalfags see what a shitshow Ricks and Morty fanbase is.
No.992121
>>992120
The szechuan sauce incident was the beginning of the end for reddit and memey and the boring divorce drama was the final nail in the coffin for the show's popularity. You barely hear about it these days outside of mocking the retards who think it's a smart show for smart people.
No.992130
>>992089
Harmon and Roiland are more like to murder-suicide each other than actually finish out all 70 potential episodes.
No.992132
>>992130
Anon, please, don't get my hopes up.
No.992139
>>992130
Harmon's too narcissistic to do that.
No.992143
>>992117
>Adult swim is a business
>They have a product that now has the same cult following of a small religion
>It is Adult Swim's fault that people are making this profitable
>Adult Swim should not fund it because I don't like it
Does Adult Swim need to also fund shows about Gender-queer niggers fighting against racist Trump supporters because making a stand is more important than making a profit?
No.992144
So either it Flanderises into Zombie Simpsons, or Harmon and Roiland go nuts like Hewlett and Martin, or John Campbell, or the KLF, and destroy everything they've built in an orgy of self-loathing, trying to chase their fans away, and end up living under a bridge somewhere when it finally works. Except, you know, rich.
No.992145
>>992143
Why should we care about Adult Swim's profits, all that matters to us is a shitty show is getting more episodes, it's going to suck, and the fanbase is going to get even worse.
No.992147
>>992130
Fucking this.
>ITT: Post Justin Roiland's face knowing that he'll be contractually obligated to work alongside Harmon for 7 years more at least.
>ITT: Post Justin Roiland's face knowing that your own shitposting has been absorbed by Dan Harmon and turned into unironic faggotry.
>ITT: Post Justin Roiland's face knowing that your name is still being dragged into this.
No.992158
All i see on twitter is people hyping about this shit, saying its the best thing ever since the holocaust.
Isn't already stale at this point? Whats there to add? More random stuff? Don't people grow up?
No.992161
There's no way Harmon doesn't have a serious melt down, freakout, or actually gets "metoo"ed (not just "he was being creepy" like last time) before finishing 70 episodes. It's only a matter of time for that asshole.
No.992168
> 70 episodes
I like to think Dan Harmon literally put a gun to the head of the Adult Swim CEO. What do you think he said to him?
No.992169
>>992161
There was someone who tried to #Metoo him but he said he was drunk or sad some shit and everyone including the accuser forgave him. I'll look for a source when I wake up.
No.992173
>>992169
>he said he was drunk or sad some shit and everyone including the accuser forgave him
Now I know who Jerry is based on.
No.992174
>>992168
Adult Swim probably hopes for syndication money. Rick and Morty has slightly over 30 episodes right now. Additional 70 will put it right beyond syndication threshold of 100. From then on, they will sell syndication rights to Comedy Central or TBS and will just have some passive income rolling in. Another benefit is that they will be able to use Rick and Morty to plug hose in their schedule and be less reliant on Fox properties.
>>992169
It was Megan Gantz. She was a writer on few of Harmon's projects.
No.992180
Well it's terrible, so it was only a matter of time before it got renewed.
No.992181
>70 episodes
>mfw every other show premiering onwards on adult swim is gonna be overshadowed by this shit
>mfw this will continue on for the next 5 years
>mfw pickle rick will still be a meme
No.992184
>>992118
>>992117
Don't forget Big O.
No.992186
>>992169
Yeah, but that was just that he was being creepy because he had a crush on her and so he'd assign her to work with him or something along those lines. I've heard this dude used to get drunk and just yell at his wife that she's a cunt, apologize in a way that made it sound like her fault, only to go on and do it again. Classic abusive behavior. There's no way that's the worst thing he's done. He's too much of a try hard male feminist.
>>992173
I've gotten the vibe that Rick is who Harmon thinks he is. Burdened by how smart he is, he's supremely cynical due to said genius, and his alcoholism is a charming trait to those around him. But really he's Jerry. A spineless asshole that makes everything worse, no one wants to be around, and grovels about how pathetic he is when he's in the wrong hoping to trick people into thinking he's sorry without ever really showing remorse or changing.
No.992188
>>992174
>syndication
This actually brings up an interesting point, why are TV networks still inking syndication deals when the streaming meme has caught everybody's fever? The time when they reached their highest nominal value was a few years ago, sure, and (((Jerry Seinfeld))) shows us how filthy rich you can be off these deals in their prime, but if the normalfags keep it up TV will be dead in no time. So why this mindset with the risk of it becoming antiquated?
Does this board think that streaming will eventually eclipse TV and streaming licenses would just get renewed every few years or something or will the (((old guard))) choke everything web-related by its throat and twist it towards its own goals?
No.992210
>>992110
>The new Simpsons, but Abe is a wacky old man
No.992220
>70 episodes
I'd be expecting 11 minute shorts, not full length episodes.
No.992245
>>992188 (heil'd)
>Does this board think that streaming will eventually eclipse TV and streaming licenses would just get renewed every few years or something
Anybody with two functioning brain cells knows that this'll be th case, even the TV studios know this, but their turboautism doesn't let them see the opportunity to farm more shekels and they'll keep screeching at streaming services.
Either they adapt to this new market, or they can go the same road old grandpa radio took and fade into stagnation.
No.992247
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No.992248
>>992245
This. New younger kikes realized a healthy amount of symbiosis is necessary between them and goys so they survive longer, besides streaming services at cheap prices allows them to compete with torrents at a more realistic level but kikery increases as jews get older so expect more HBO kind of steaming were you'll have to pay 3 different streaming services to watch all your shit despite how self destructive that is.
No.992249
>>992093
Has this ever happened before, getting that many episodes greenlit at once?
No.992250
No.992252
>>992089
Jeez…I wouldn't mind if it's 70 episode of Bushland Adventures.
No.992257
>>992256
Because at least Bushland Adventures doesn't feel bloody pretentious, ya know?
No.992316
>>992139
Who did you think was going to do the homicide->suicide?
No.992334
>>992252
I'd love more bushland adventures tbh
No.992362
>>992257
thats because Yotta is dope and whoever makes R&M is uhh, NOT, dope
No.992366
>>992168
>thinking back at how much drama, delay, and hiatus there was over season 3
>thinking Dan Harmon will put a gun to himself more than another individual
>thinking they can handle this much work
No.992369
So how long until they do that "Rick & Morty are in a gay incest relationship" story that Roiland suggested?
No.992370
>>992369
500 of every 10,000 multi-verses are literally this
No.992374
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>992120
>Not to mention the McDonald's debacle, which made normalfags see what a shitshow Rick and Morty's fanbase is.
Which is funny considering the Pickle REE video most people refer to regarding the sauce incident was acted. (see embed) Full interview if anyone cares: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=tXQUzoj4OjU
I know outside of that video the issues with sauce shortages was real. Why did people go nuts for the shitty sauce again? Even Pickle REE got sick of it shortly after.
No.992402
>>992374
>Why did people go nuts for the shitty sauce again?
Because Rick did, and (man)children like to imitate their heroes.
No.992434
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>992402
A fact a lot of people tend to ignore about the Szechuan incident that a lot of those people are normalfags. Not saying there weren't autists, but the amount is grossly overestimated.
No.992521
>>992117
TTGO, besides the flick, has more than 300 episodes left
No.992530
>>992188
>>992245
>>992248
Streaming will probably end up in a cable-like situation, but you will have to pay for streaming service owned by one particular studio. That's where things seem to be going, with Disney pulling their shit off of Netflix and other companies experimenting with streaming on alternative platforms. It is still better than cable, since there will no longer be a need to pay premium prices for time gated content interrupted by advertisements.
However, having a series that has 100+ episodes might make it an easier sell at a better price for streaming platforms as well. Streaming services want their customers to stick around as long as possible, and watching over 100 episodes will take a while even for people who marathon shows.
>>992374
>>992434
There were also incidents of people buying sauce for obscene amounts of money on eBay, licking it off the ground, and some idiot trading his car for few packets.
No.992985
No.993017
>>992343
This is why good parenting is important. If you don't beat the shit out of your children when they misbehave, you're letting them become future redditors, tumblrites or a mixture of both.
No.993021
>>992374
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting, even IRL
No.993044
>>992147
Justin Roiland kind of cucked out a while ago when he ignored the constant spergouts of Dan Harmon, Dan defending that one guy who posted his ass and pictures of him shitting at people, Dan Harmon defending pedos, etc. Then you had Justin sperg out about GG.
No.993057
>>992118
Also, Symbiotic Titan. That never got a resolution. Genndy could start working towards that next.
Yeah. They cut the show 2 episodes shorter when it could have really needed those 2 episodes. One definitely for the last episode which should have been an hour long finale instead of cramming it within 30 minutes.
I try to give Rick and Morty a chance to make me laugh and at best I might chuckle or think, that's a clever idea or premise but the joke for it was terrible. I don't think I could stand another 70 episodes of a show which I find mildly average at it's best and insultingly dumb at its worst. It's already going stale at this point (in the eyes of normalfags), it can't possible bounce back at this point.
Speaking of things dying a slow death. I see hardly anyone is talking about new Archer in it's 9th season on Danger island. Still in a dream sequence from what I'm seeing. This was a show that started about spies, right?
No.993069
>>993057
Symbiotic Titan can never legally get more episodes, it's best to give up hope on that one.
No.993074
Hedging their bets a little? People are already getting tired of the show.
No.993076
>season 5 done
>literally no one left watching by this point
>the production staff give up and just let Michael Cusack make the rest of the episodes
No.993195
I don't know why Redditors worship Dan Harmon, considering his politics are so different from theirs.
No.993264
>>993228
in 30 years that person will look at that tattoo, and into the eyes of everyone who doesn't get the joke, and will deeply, deeply regret their choices
No.993266
>>993264
It will age as bad as those Blair Witch symbol tattoos idiots got back in the day.
No.993276
>>993266
At least you can watch Blair Witch without feeling like you're embarrassing yourself.
No.993299
>>993264
Whatever happened to pure amusement at idiots who make poor life choices? Lulz, I think it's called?
No.993322
I liked season 3 and I don't understand why it's apparently bad.
No.993377
>>993299
It used to be funny but it's just so common now can feel nothing but pity.
No.993385
>>993322
I thought Bushworld Adventures was funnier than the entirety of season 3 of Dick and Dorty.
No.993447
>>993322
More than anything, season 3 was just dull. Hardly any episodes stand out.
>season opener
>citadel episode
>Pickle Rick (mostly for the memes)
Everything else is a blur. Remember the episode where Summer's boyfriend turns into a monster or something? Remember when Jerry dated an alien woman?
No.993449
>>993447
Morty, check it out. I did some science to my portal gun and now it's also a real gun. I've got a real gun Morty!
No.993450
>>993449
Now, that episode was good, but that's not season 3.
No.993480
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Friendly reminder that Dan Harmon is a literal cuckold fetishist
No.993502
>>993264
These dumbass memetastic tattoos make me feel better about having a giant tribal design down my arm
No.993568
>>992117
Us Metalocalypse fans are still waiting for a proper endings, but Brendon can't get funding and AS own the rights, which is BS.
No.993588
>>993568
I've always been curious about situations like this, when a project that is clearly the baby of it's creator is shitcanned why don't the creators share what they were intending the ending to be?
Do the production companies own the rights of the IP to the point where the creator isn't even allowed to talk about project plans, or do they just eternally hold out the planned details in hope that they'll be able to get funding to complete it?
No.993623
>>993447
Yes I remember those, mostly because the season was short as heck. My only issue episode-wise was last episode and not bringing (back) some good characters from earlier seasons. Overall I liked how Ricks relationship with Morty developed. Slightly disliked the creators showing Summer into my face because I don't care about her, but I know others might and she doesn't bother me too much. I like what they did with Jerry (up until last episode but it's hardly his fault). Disliked Beth (but I always did). I dunno, the season was more family drama than it needed when it should have moved on from that in my opinion but then again that's a critique to the whole show rather than one episode. I don't think it was as boring as others say. Which is not to say it was amazing. It felt like a 6-7. but by no means horrible like everyone here says. I think most people here hate RnM because that's the cool thing to do right now.
No.993637
>>993588
>I've always been curious about situations like this, when a project that is clearly the baby of it's creator is shitcanned why don't the creators share what they were intending the ending to be?
NDAs and similar kikery.
No.993668
>>993447
disappointed that more porn wasn't made from the episode with the size changing machine tbh
No.993680
>>993668
See, I actually forgot about that.
No.993682
No.993728
>>992143
>cult following
Oh gee, those always go so well! Now if you excuse me, i'll go watch my favorite tv channel, Hub
No.993763
>>993728
>Cult following
>>993752
Well that first picture sure seems like the sort of thing made by a guy who could happily lead hundreds of others to suicide.
No.993774
>>993752
Finally I understand what Reddit means.
No.993775
>>993752
>first pic
>spends ample amounts of time butchering a raccoon and splicing it to an expired pickle with toothpicks
>can't even draw Rick's face halfway decently onto the pickle
lazy as fuck.
No.993795
>>992161
>There's no way Harmon doesn't have a serious melt down
I wanna bet that he's like Mark Waid, he throws stuff at walls, brakes shit etc. and the staff doesn't care because it happens every fucking day.
No.993796
>>993752
Where did he get the rats and racoon?
No.993820
No.993825
>>993195
Why didn't this guy make more
No.993987
No.994032
>>993775
Huntcucks lack souls.
No.994513
>>992143
Nice false dichotomy lolberg.
No.994577
>>994513
Oh so you're just shitposting.
No.994712
>>993752
>the amount of animals he killed and tossed aside just for a shitty, forced, unfunny meme
>"gonna keep him in my room with my pop art figures"
>xD
My will to die has now been replaced with the desire to inflict unimaginable pain to these kind of people.
No.994821
>>992113
I don't think the executives running TV networks watch any of their own programming
No.994834
>>994821
Just the toy sales.
No.995767
>>992097
>implying it hasn't already hit zombie tier
No.995769
>>994712
>My will to die has now been replaced with the desire to inflict unimaginable pain to these kind of people.
If everyone thought this way, most anons would probably be a lot healthier.
No.995775
>>993752
>first pic
what the fug?
No.995801
>>994712
Good. Remember - above all else - evil exists, and when good men do nothing, it flourishes.
No.997590
>>993752
I want to know how his facebook friends reacted to that, no way in hell would normalfags think something that deranged is cool.
No.997645
>>997590
I hope they keep their daughters and little sisters away.
No.997651
>>992089
WE WANT MDE
What the fuck happened? This is not funny!
No.997820
>>992089
All i really want to see is if Rick is going to use his 200IQ to shit on his fanbase.
No.997835
>>994712
>My will to die has now been replaced with the desire to inflict unimaginable pain to these kind of people.
>Implying this isn't the only real lulz Rick & Morty have brought us since episode 5.
Shit taste fam.
No.997852
>>997835
>Why shouldn't we shit in public? That's just a made up societal norm
Because of disease
No.997879
>>992256
The bush dimension bit was funny as fuck
No.997880
>>997835
You arent a chad unless you are voluntarily homeless
No.997881
>>997835
Diogenes was captured by pirates and sold into slavery, landing him in Corinth. There he passed his philosophy of Cynicism to Crates, who taught it to Zeno of Citium, who turned it into the school of Stoicism fyi
No.997919
No.997920
>>994577
>Waaah someone disagrees with me they must be a shitposter and all the same person!
No.997937
>>992089
I'm far enough aling on the spectrum to have mostly enjoyed season 3, but I absolutely want to see Dan Harmon penniless and ruined for his "I am not a nazi!" spergout. The Trump Curse hasn't gotten around to him yet, but I hope we're aware of it when it happens.
No.997971
>>993763
Yeah but i don't think there's any sort of contract with the dark forces of the underworld to increase TV shows ratings. Any effective one at least
No.998403
no worry the show probably still has 3 or 4 LE EBIGG!!! XDDD ebisodes left :D
No.998436
No.998634
>>997835
>Plug a chicken
It's PLUCK a chicken, what fucking tard made this?
No.998640
>>992143
I'm not allowed to lament that this is the state of the world we live in, where a garbage show like Rick and Morty is profitable, and something well-made is not?
No.998651
No.998653
>>998640
Well made cartoons getting shafted in favor of garbage has always been a thing anon, it's not new to this decade, or the previous one.
No.998693
>>998653
It's unfortunate no matter how many times it happens.
No.998748
>Reminder that Metalocalypse died for this
No.998766
>>998748
There was multiple reason why metalocalyse was cancelled.
No.999422
>>998403
Wow, I made that 7 years ago on Krautchan. thanks for re-uploading it. I thought it was lost in time
No.1002404
No.1003002
>stop at game store to pick up something really quick
>at register paying for my game
>tall, acne riddled faggot approaches me
>wearing hipster glasses, a flat brimmed hat with weed leaves printed on it, acne like fucking crazy, screechy awkward autism voice, wearing a rick and morty sleeveless shirt
>starts telling me how he's totally gotta pick up an xbox one
>tell him I'm not really interested in that system and try to go back to buying my game
>he gets closer to me, like practically standing shoulder to shoulder, even though we're the only customers in the store
>UHHH HALO AND GEARS OF WAR AND FORZA??
>tell him I don't play those
>Out of fucking no where
>70 NEW EPISODES OF RICK AND MORTY MAN
>Launches right into an awful Rick impression followed by an even more awful Morty impression
>Then he starts complaining that they didn't bring back the szechaun sauce
>guy at the register who has been trying to upsell me on shit mentions that they did bring it back a second time, but people didn't really like it
>Autist insists that shit was great
>I expected him to scream "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" but he didn't
>Autist brings up DBZ for some reason, mentioning that Dragon Ball GT isn't canon because the creators said it wasn't
>immediately jumps back to telling me how the creators of Rick and Morty hate time travel and they refuse to use it in their stories
>Tell them I've got to get going and hurry out of the store
It was like some bizarre teleportation experiment went horribly wrong and a reddit soyboy got spliced with an early 00's dude bro… Even retelling this story, I'm not entirely sure that it even happened. It was like a heat-induced hallucination. I didn't think Rick and Morty fans were actually like that. I've watched the show. One of my friends really enjoys it, but this was borderline Chris-chan autism.
No.1003007
>>1003002
Why didn't you call him a soyboy and bully him, anon? Golden opportunity right there.
No.1003011
>>1003007
Memes should stay on the internet.
No.1003012
>>1002961
God Lord the Rick and Morty fandom was a big mistake.
>Tumblr
I'm not surprised.
No.1003146
>>1003002
This really happened :^)
No.1003156
>>1003146
> :^)
Hey Truthseeker.
No.1004576
>>1003002
>early 00's dudebros
early 10's you mean, and boy do I miss them.
No.1004582
But Rick and Morty is so funny and random why wouldn't you want as many episodes made as possible?
No.1004590
>>1004582
The only reason people don't think it's shit is because it's kinda clever. Unlike all other friggin comedy cartoons ever except maybe *insert cartoon name which /co/ hates because /co/ is a faggot who can't handle emotional shit*
No.1004595
>>1004590
>/co is one person
>Haha, I'm making a blanket statement. If you disagree your wrong!
>"friggin"
It sure is summer here, hello fellow channer!
Read the threads and learn some tricks on how to not be a newfag normal nigger, our moderating team isn't full of assholes like on cuckchan. But being a gigantic faggot that can't read a few threads threads and lurk isn't good for anyone.
No.1004600
>>1004595
Newfags always need to lurk before posting.
No.1004624
>>1004576
>and boy do I miss them
why?
No.1004739
>>993752
can someone explain to me how pickle Rick is funny?
I could never find out why and my coworkers who love the show couldn't either, jst say "duuude, it's just so funny"
is Pickle Rick something I'm not understating?
No.1004745
>>1004739
It isn't, it's just a stupid meme.
No.1004746
>>1004739
It's lolsorandom but for adults who think they're intelligent.
No.1004774
>>1003795
Ok that made me laugh. Well by laugh I mean a slight smile, but its more than the show got out of me.
No.1006789
>>1003795
Do japs like R&M?
70eps will take until 2050 to finish. Hahaha
No.1008305
>>1002961
>>1003795
This is actually amusing.
No.1008655
>>1008305
People forget how good Ghastly was.
No.1008934
>>1002961
isn't the image at the top left from that anime face generator?
No.1008935
>>1008664
pitch is off, your voice is too high pitch
No.1008941
>>1008934
Yeah, he did a whole series of Drunken Anime Girls based on that generator making the girls seem a little tipsy.
No.1008966
I really like the shows concepts and unusual plot lines, however; the humor is very lacking. I wish it was far more like Bushworld Adventures. That does the Rick and Morty dynamic right.
No.1008979
>>993588
>Do the production companies own the rights of the IP to the point where the creator isn't even allowed to talk about project plans
Pretty much. He cant even make deathklok songs anymore. You owe nothing, goim.
No.1011802
Since I don't want to start another thread and further pollute the board with R&M trash, I'll toss it in here as it could affect 70 EPISODES potentially. Apparent a video of Harmon surfaced where he's sticking his dick into a baby onahole, presumably another "comedy" routine. Gonna be real interesting to see how CN handles this.
No.1011823
>>1011802
>Apparent a video of Harmon surfaced where he's sticking his dick into a baby onahole, presumably another "comedy" routine.
Post it.
No.1011824
>>1011823
Apparently someone from cuckchan uploaded it first according to /pol/
No.1011825
>>1011824
>10 seconds in
>already has his pants down
Jesus fucking Christ.
No.1011829
>>1011802
>/pol/ tries to pick a fight with the most autistic fanbase in recent history
Oh boy.
No.1011831
>>1011802
>>1011823
>>1011824
>>1011825
A smart man would say "leave it alone" and let the Rick & Morty fags discover it themselves.
But we're not dealing with smart men, and the ass beating /pol/ is going to receive will be legendary.
No.1011836
>>1011824
>>1011823
>>1011802
>>1011825
This is Rick and Morty we're talking about, it's /b/ incarnate, Justin Royland made jokes about child rape, gore porn with children of course, and child murder.
Do you morons really think any of that is incriminating?! Reddit will celebrate it and as much as I hate to admit
>>1011829
>>1011831
This guys right. When they find out about it all they'll do is turn on /pol/ call them moral fags, and Right wing SJW's "Stepping on their fun"
No.1011838
>>1011836
You would think that /pol/ would've learned from Gamergate. You don't mess with autists and their hobbies.
No.1011840
>>1011831
>the ass beating /pol/ is going to receive
explain yourself
No.1011841
>>1011840
>Hey guys look here's some degenerate humor
>So
>That's no good.webm
>Incessant anti right wing screaming because "Muh favorite show."
No.1011842
>>1011836
>Do you morons really think any of that is incriminating?!
No you dipshit, I just find the whole thing pathetic yet hilarious and look forward to the eventual autistic slapfight between 4chan/pol/ and the R&M fandom.
No.1011843
>>1011840
Gladly.
From what I understand, cuckchan /pol/are really pushing to this Dan Harmon thing in hopes of getting Harmon fired and getting Rick and Morty cancelled. It's part of the ongoing campaign to silence Trump critics and keep alt-right fags inflamed going into midterms.
The problem with their plan is that they vastly under-estimate the sheer autism of the Rick and Morty fanbase. They think "Pickle Rick" fags are a soft target with their meme sauce and non-stop cringe. They couldn't be more wrong. Once they mess with their meme-show, /pol/ going to have the full weight of the Rick and Morty fanbase thrown at them.
Remember what happened with Gamergate. It doesn't take much for a bunch of shit-head autists to turn into a force to be reckoned with once their hobby is threatened, and Gamergate didn't have the mainstream support that the Rick and Morty fags will.
No.1011844
>>1011838
pol turned on GamerGate since girls don't care about vidya and pol back then was infested with tradcucks/white knights/thirst cucks.
No.1011849
>>1011843
/pol/ DUN GOOFED.
Consequences will never be the same.
They used to picking on liberals, libertarians, lefties, and the occasional anarchist.
Now they're messing with nihilists. Nihilists! Jesus. Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's a goddamn ethos.
/pol/ gonna get MULAN SAUCED.
No.1011851
>>1011849
You know that's actually not as bad of an analysis, no clue why you had to deliver it in a shitpost style. /pol/ is picking on the wrong enemy if they're going to try and piss off Reddit and Memey fans who are smart enough to see through the bait and not care about it enough to take it.
No.1011852
>>1011842
>/pol/ messes with Rick and Morty fans
>Rick and Morty fans galvanize and push back
>advertising gets pulled, sites start going down
>/pol/ is flooded with "WUBALUBADUBDUB!" and shit memes
>/pol/ abandons ship, leaving only the kekistanis to die in pools of szechuan sauce
>Cernovich dies of a GABA overdose in an attempt to understand the intellectual depth of Rick and Morty
>Cohen, a secret fan of Rick and Morty, unbuttons his shirt to reveal a Rick tattoo on his chest, and drops evidence that leads to Trump getting impeached
>tfw the alt-right dies to the sounds of autists screaming " PICKLE RICK!"
No.1011856
>>1011852
/pol/ abandoned the ship long ago, only the alt right tries fighting anymore, /pol/'s just waiting for them to die so that they can get the underdog position again. At this point the only thing I have left to look forward to is watching the world burn and by the looks of it it'll happen in my life time.
No.1011858
>>1011856
>/pol/'s just waiting for them to die so that they can get the underdog position again
Faggots need to man up and do what needs to be done.
No.1011859
>>1011852
To think that we were born in the right time to see the rise of the Alt-Rick lobby.
No.1011861
>>1011859
>You weren't born in time to witness the exploration of the world
>You weren't born in time to witness the stars
>You were born just at the right time to witness Rick and Morty morph into Alt-Nazbol-proto Anarcho Sols.
No.1011862
>>1011859
>>1011861
>you were born at the right time and at the right place to watch a powerful political movement die at the hands of a fucking cartoon
The world is a magical place.
No.1011864
>>1011852
>Cohen, a secret fan of Rick and Morty, unbuttons his shirt to reveal a Rick tattoo on his chest, and drops evidence that leads to Trump getting impeached
You mean like how Clinton and Obongo were impeached?
No.1011872
>>1011852
Then Trump plays his (ahem) trump card. He slowly unzips his pants, and produces his penis, which has been tattooed green, with a tiny face and cyan wig. It's Pickle Rick Trump's Dick! The Don is unanimously voted God-Emperor of Mankind, and so begins the conquest of the stars.
No.1011878
>>1011872
>white house press conference
>the president reacts to Rick and Morty fans attacking the alt-right
>by dropping his drawers and showing everyone his penis
>he's colored it with a green sharpie and there's cut up blue post-it note on the tip
>"Look, I'm a YUGE fan of the Rick and …er.. Marty. I wouldn't be up here showing you this if I weren't a yuge fan. Believe me when I say those fakers out there, attacking innocent citizens, are enemies to our country the enemies of the people!"
>the room is quite in stunned silence
>seasoned reporters sitting in the front row as the leader of the free world dangles his green penis inches away from them
No.1011881
>>1011843
>>1011849
>>1011852
>they think a fanbase of normalfags that followed a shitty show for a couple of years is the same thing as a hobby that lasted a century
>they think normalfags and low energy autists can do anything but screech and whine
>they think leftists or SJWs of all people are capable of doing anything at all but threaten people in impotent rage
/co/, my man, have you been hanging out with /leftypol/ again?
Or is all that (((media))) you consume finally getting to you?
No.1011883
>>1011881
Pride before the fall.
No.1011887
>>1011883
>pride before the fall
/co/ as a whole is representative of the length you people will go to stop people from ruining your hobby.
That is to say, you will go as far as complaining about it.
There was never a "Comicgate" or "Toongate" or any of that shit when the hundred of loved franchised ended up being raped and exploited.
Even though this board comes back from halfchan, even though you latched onto us when we left to 8chan, you guys aren't capable of doing fucking anything for yourself, not as individuals, not as a community… and you want to make me think someone that is exactly like you is capable of doing anything worthy to people that literally had the person they trusted the most betray them and take away their home from them?
Enlighten me, then.
How can 8chan be destroyed?
How can /pol/ be destroyed?
By reporting their wrong thinking to the masses?
Too late for that, they already do it.
Maybe by pulling advertisement?
But let's be honest, 8chan is already considered the worst place on the internet, the ads we have are probably the ones that don't care about who we are.
Then what?
Spam the board?
Like… everyone else?
Make memes?
Like /leftypol/ tries to?
You have no fangs, no claws, you can't even fling your shit because it's diarrhea and the people watching Rick and Morty are even less threatening than you, the average user of this board.
There is nothing they can do to us that the rest aren't doing already.
No.1011890
>>1011887
>How can /pol/ be destroyed?
Didn't codemonkey make /pol/ a global board after getting enough emails from users?
If autists hate you enough, they'll find a way to hurt you. Which is shit you should've learned from Gamergate.
No.1011894
>>1011890
>Didn't codemonkey make /pol/ a global board after getting enough emails from users?
No, he removed the turkroach from turning /pol/ into a hugbox.
Which is exactly why /pol/ and /v/ manage to do shit, while /co/ does nothing as their shows get cucked.
Maybe you shouldn't buy in the leftists agenda that being autistic somehow makes you a better person, it's starting to warp your view on reality.
No.1011896
>>1011844
>/pol/ back then was
Anon….they still are
No.1011898
>>1011896
He ain't an anon, he's a shill.
How do I know?
Notice how he spelled /pol/.
No.1011913
>>1011852
>This was unironically posted somewhere but reddit
Holy shit how pathetic.
No.1011914
>all these childfucker shills
No.1011954
>>992089
> believing this has anything to do with ideology.
You fucking faggots forgot the natural state of anons is to fuck with social media fags like redditor or namefags.
No.1011968
>>1011954
>fags go after Rick & Morty
>instead of Stephen fucking Universe or the fucking She-Ra reboot
That's more than enough to tell me this shit's ideological. There are better targets, but they don't bitch about Trump on twitter.
No.1011969
>>1011968
Anon, Steven Universe is basically dead at this point.
No.1011971
>>1011969
My point still stands. It's only vocal critics of Trump on twitter that seem to be getting this treatment, calling the whole "it's just trolling" argument into question.
No.1011988
>>1011852
>>1011849
>Rick and Morty fanbase
>Capable of anything but cringey impotence
Reddit pls go you're embarrassing yourself.
No.1011993
>>1011890
>If autists hate you enough, they'll find a way to hurt you. Which is shit you should've learned from Gamergate.
These aren't normies you're talking about these are shitposting aspie veterans. They've seen every play in the book. They are THE autists and you think a group of redditors are going to go on their turf and out sperg them? Get real faggot.
No.1011997
>>992374
>Why did people go nuts for the shitty sauce again?
Rick liked something that exited IRL for once, and McDonalds knew it could be a PR opportunity if they announced releasing it again and then supplied stores with like 20 packets max.
No.1012002
>>1011988
>a fanbase that's a million strong
>much of which are introverted autists who live predominately on the internet and whose only socializing is through groups formed around the show
>a fanbase that caused a major fast food chain to re-release a novelty dipping sauce and later caused a fucking riot and damaged the brand when they ran out
>a fanbase that enjoys mainstream acceptance
I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong should /pol/ succeed in getting the meme show off the air.
No.1012031
>>1012002
>million strong
Million of normalfags, that is.
Like you.
Because I can't imagine someone stupid enough to believe the fanbase of R&M to be capable of doing jackshit without them being a normalfag themselves.
>much of which are introverted autists who live predominately on the internet and whose only socializing is through groups formed around the show
Yeah, except that time you retards went out of your way to McDonald to get the sauce, caused a mess of things and are constantly surrounded by ECelebrities.
Your show is a honeypot for attentionwhores, there is nothing "introvert" about you subhumans.
>a fanbase that caused a major fast food chain to re-release a novelty dipping sauce and later caused a fucking riot and damaged the brand when they ran out
First of all, no, it's not the "fanbase" that caused the food chain to release a novelty dipping sauce, it was clearly a publicity stunt that you guys followed like the pigs you are.
Second, the "damage" you caused is an inconvenience, you didn't riot, you didn't break down shops, you were just so bloated with mcnuggets your bodies kept bouncing off places and people.
>a fanbase that enjoys mainstream acceptance
And this is why you are worth nothing.
Because you're attentionwhores.
And you rely on the mainstream acceptance.
If R&M turns out to be made by a pedo and if liking R&M turns to be socially unnacceptable you guys will crumble and shy away from it, because it would otherwise tarnish your oh so precious standing among your peers.
You're nothing but normalfags swallowing corporate cock while thinking you're breaking the system, while in truth you're just doing exactly what it is expected of you.
Wubba lubba please kill yourself.
No.1012040
So uh, one of my friends spread around a video of Dan Harmon raping a child doll a while ago or something. This caught fire and now Dan has deleted his twitter account in shame. I don't really know the details; he just told me about it. There's nobody talking about it here.
No.1012041
>>1012040
LOOK MORTY
I TURNED MYSELF *BUUURP* INTO CHILD RAPIST
CHILD RAPIST RICK, MORTY!
BURP LICK MY BALLS, MORTY!
No.1012165
Rick and Morty's Dan Harmon apologizes for baby doll video, Adult Swim forgives him
https://archive.fo/KOYXb
>At Adult Swim, we seek out and encourage creative freedom and look to push the envelope in many ways, particularly around comedy. The offensive content of Dan's 2009 video that recently surfaced demonstrates poor judgement and does not reflect the type of content we seek out," an Adult Swim spokesperson told CNET by email. "Dan recognized his mistake at the time and has apologized. He understands there is no place for this type of content here at Adult Swim."
/pol/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
No.1012168
>>1012165
Remember:
making a creepy video where you rub you junk on a baby doll portraying the rape of an infant= A OK!
Making "right wing" comedy= black listed from the industry
good to know.
No.1012170
>>1012168
>Making "right wing" comedy= black listed from the industry
Is there such a thing?
No.1012175
>>1012168
Wait, were you expecting the world to be fair?
No.1012176
>>1012168
>>1012171
>Sam Hyde gets a show on Adult Swim
>show is quickly overshadowed by Hyde's connection to the alt-right and white supremacist groups
>Brett Gelman leaves the network in protest
>in the face of numerous employees threatening to quit and the ongoing controversy surrounding the show, Adult Swim decides to drop it
Majority rules.
No.1012183
>>1012165
>/pol/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Wasn't being "blown the fuck out" having R&M autists coming down on their board and destroying 8chan?
Or was that too hard?
No.1012185
>>1012176
The majority sure has a lot of forgiveness for baby rape
No.1012186
>>1012185
Are dolls living things?
No.1012189
>>1012186
would you want a guy who fucks a living doll that looks like a little girl around your child?
No.1012190
>>1012189
Anon living dolls aren't real.
No.1012198
>>1012175
>>1012176
Oh, so if the majority agrees with non-leftists getting banned and fired, you're cool with that. Well, consider me infinitely less sympathetic to your argument.
No.1012205
>>1012198
Welcome to democracy.
No.1012215
> cringy rape tape with no humor or point
> Adult Swim to be BTFO
No.1012246
>>1012190
>>1012186
That's kind of naive.
If you had a guy that constantly fucked stuffed dogs, you wouldn't let him get anywhere nearby your own actual living dog.
It's not as grave, granted, it is however a clear symptom of something that can escalate.
Same thing with torturing bugs, technically bugs don't really have rights but if they catch you systematically torturing bugs (especially as a kid) people may test you for being a psychopath or will generally become worried about being near you.
Also, these type people constantly spout off opinions as if they have a moral standing of any sort, the simple fact the fag was caught is enough to warrant some public shaming.
No.1012253
>>1012246
>It's not as grave, granted, it is however a clear symptom of something that can escalate.
>muh slippery slope
No.1012256
>>992158
>spoiler
That made me chuckle, thanks.
No.1012537
>>1012253
>all posts replying to this one got deleted
Alright, let's rephrase in a way that doesn't trigger mods then.
The slippery slope isn't a fallacy, it's something very real and it is exactly why the comic industry got infiltrated, alongside any other industry, by SJWs.
Otherwise, see pic related, that is literally a slippery slope: things don't just suddenly happen.
No.1012539
>>1012537
>The slippery slope isn't a fallacy, it's something very real and it is exactly why the comic industry got infiltrated, alongside any other industry, by SJWs.
First, the comic industry was never "infiltrated". Nearly all of the sjws in mainstream comics (Marvel and DC) were hired as freelancers with some getting assistant editor jobs. Most of those freelancers aren't working for Marvel anymore, and the assistant editors have decided to keep their politics personal.
Second, and to address your point, you have no proof that Dan Harmon fucking a baby doll will lead to him fucking actual babies. What you have is an extreme hypothetical that you're using to avoid discussing the actual fucking issue. You're resorting to fear tactics instead of arguing a sound reason to have Dan Harmon fired.
No.1012541
>>1012031
>nuh u you are just fat, stupid and fat
Wow, you know there are other fallacies of logic than ad hominem?
No.1012543
>>1012165
How disappointing, given the volatility between the two groups I was hoping for there to be some kind of shitstorm.
However this opens up 2 possibilites, either…
>/pol/ in an autistic fit of rage starts doubling down on saying Dam Harmon and to an extent the network executives themselves are jewish pedophile vampires and starts concocting another plan to get him fired or to fuck with the fanbase
OR
>/pol/ loses interest and goes back to their typical shitflinging on their containment board and the R&M fucks still continue to jerk off to their Pickle Rick idol.
It's more than likely going to be the latter though.
At least now everybody knows that Harmon has a gross, flabby ass.
No.1012551
>>1012543
>It's more than likely going to be the latter though.
Nope, the former.
>>>/pol/11911674
No.1012574
>>1012539
>you have no proof that Dan Harmon fucking a baby doll will lead to him fucking actual babies
I have proof that someone like Dan Harmon is comfortable enough with pedophilia to get himself recorded fucking a doll of an infant.
It isn't fear tactics, it is a fact: he is a degenerate and degeneracy begets degeneracy, he doesn't dislike pedophilia as much as he should and the only reason he is apologizing for simulating raping a toddler it's because he was caught in the act, otherwise he would have never realized why pretending to rape a toddler is wrong.
Also, he made Rick & Morty, that alone should be enough to get anyone fired and sent to jail without even a trial but maybe that's just me not liking to eat shit.
No.1012575
>>1012551
>558 replies and still going
Oh shit I stand corrected.
Thank you for bringing this to light anon.
No.1012580
>>1012575
The latest is that they found a quote with the pedo actually saying he fucks children.
No.1012582
>>1012574
Oh boy, now we're getting to "fuck context", which was the same argument that got Count Dankula arrested.
No.1012584
>>1012580
First off, fuck you. I had to download this shit just to understand what the fuck I was looking at.
Second, after reading it, I now know why /pol/ made sure it looked like the rantings of a crazy person. They're taking shit out of context again.
No.1012589
>morty, we've got to empower the females morty
>the only character flaw they can have now is trusting me, ol grandpa rick
>also there were too many dicks and balls jokes in there
>they reinforce the patriarchy morty
>I I… *burp* I think we should spend two years making season 3 morty
>think of all the privilege checks we run morty
>w-we could check it all morty
>we could live privilege free after that morty
>rick and morty adventures and none of the fuck womplets to hold us back morty
>more pickles and more animators, more sezchuan sauce
>I'll be king, king of the family I care about for those women writers now morty
>fuckin rick and morty 5000
>I'm talkin wit-crammed shit morty
>rick and morty poop jokes forever morty
No.1012591
>>1012582
>Count Dankula
Communists get the rope.
No.1012597
>>1012590
>jpg
>not an animated gif
>not a webm with sound
How fucking lazy can you get?
No.1012598
I was a huge Channel 101 fan. The forums got nuked around the time Community started, I’m sure because Dan didn’t want his new fans finding out he used to say nigger and faggot on the internet. I bet a lot of old 101 content that isn’t up to current-year specs is going to start disappearing if it hasn’t already.
No.1012620
>>1012616
>doesn't even have the balls to post the image
I can't tell if that's a penis. It looks too much like the fingers.
No.1012622
>>1012616
>>1012620
>@psychicpebbles
Well then it looks like I officially will never watch Reddit and Memey ever again, not even as a form of self torture.
No.1012626
So was szechujuan sauce CP codespeak for something?
No.1012627
>>1012626
Under age Asian American creampie porn.
No.1012636
>>1012616
>>1012620
Wait a minute, that dick looks familiar ….
Mother of God
GET THEM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
No.1012717
>>1012584
Look at
>>1012616
Degenerates and accessories to degeneracy.
No.1012722
>>1012620
>drawthread_requests.jpg
No.1012861
>>1012855
>assuming Dan Harmon
>not thinking John K
No.1012944
>>992256
>thinking you can get the public to take Dan Harmon seriously as a pedo
>after he helped produce this
No.1012962
>>1012855
Does he mean CP or just loli? I can't imagine it was the real stuff without whoever it was getting v&.
>>1012861
As long as it isn't Savino.
No.1013912
>>992143
>nothing else on Adult Swim has a following similar to a small religion
>pandering to FOTM Redditshit is gonna keep ratings up for 70 fucking episodes
No.1013914
>>992147
>his face when he isn't contractually obligated to do a good job
No.1013936
>>992093
It's gonna be Simpson's guy tier
No.1014186
>>992147
>7 more years
There's ways around it. Like shortening the episodes to 11 minutes a pop.