No.985128
> This was written by a woman
No.985131
It was written by a French woman.
No.985136
>>985128
The art is confusing. It looks like the men are subserviantly bowing to her in the second panel, but immediately prove that this is not the case. Then the cower before her wrath like she has the power to execute them, and the last panel has words when none of the others do.
No.985142
No.985145
J'ai bien ri sur celle là!
No.985147
No.985148
You have no fucking idea
Pénélope Jolicoeur is what got Pénélope Bagieu famous. This french artist is basically the first one to have somewhat professionally popularized the usual garbage facebook comics you see all the time : talentless, effortless, preachy and oftentimes full-on dumb, masturbatory content meant to stroke your ego in terms of "you're right, you're so right in how you feel, really, really".
She is terrible, unfunny, uncreative and incompetent.
Joséphine, an absolute obvious self-insert, is a vapid, selfish, mean-spirited, idiotic girl who manages to be the worst thing you could find in a woman. Basically, watch the show Girls and you have the american version of Joséphine. I watched the movie adaptation and I genuinely actually was livid. Had a nicer time watching Saw and no I am not kidding. There's a scene where Joséphine's sister gets married to a perfect hunk; the sister is the best daughter, getting money, success, love, beauty, whereas Joséphine is the unloved girl, yet totally deserves it. Anyway, the sister is getting married, and out of pure, vapid jealousy, Joséphine invents out of nowhere an even better future husband and says his is lots better than her sister's and outright steals the spotlight to her DURING THE FUCKING WEDDING
So she now has only a few months to find this faggy spanish or italian or whatever hunk of a surgeon and marry him and that's basically a story of how she's a failure. I don't know how it ends because I fell asleep in front of it.
This is the kind of stories women these days like, all over the world apparently. This is the kind of horrendous cruel, horrid, narcissistic shittiness women find enjoyable and attractive in art now. "I hurt everyone around me, but I'm totally doing it because I'm a poor helpless woman !"
I fucking hate Bagieu with a passion.
No.985149
>>985148
Cool story bro.
If you've got the energy you could do a Ben Garrison/Sarah Andersen job on her comics.
No.985154
lol thread?
No I'm dead serious every time I see one of these comics in the op I can't tell where he wants to take the thread.
No.985157
>>985128
These catcalling comics have been done to death, the only funny version I've seen of this joke is that one with the fat ugly lesbian walking back and forth pass the builders, and end up getting mad because they haven't notice her
No.985158
>>985145
Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This comic is genuinely funny. Good find.
No.985162
>>985161
So she responds to the catcalling but when it turns sexual she is repulsed? Why did she think they were calling out to her?
No.985163
>>985128
I don't get it, what's the joke?
No.985164
>>985161
>posting the tumblr edit
No.985165
>>985162
>Why did she think they were calling out to her?
She's dumb?
No.985167
>>985161
>I complain about sexualization so I specifically drew the character friggin hot on the first panels
No.985170
>>985128
so am i to understand that the punchline of this comic is that she doesn't actually care that much about getting whistled at and she just wanted to exercise her ill-gotten, undeserved, gynocentric power over them for no reason?
that's not a joke, that's just an accurate illustration of reality.
No.985177
>>985148
I've met plenty of women who like this shitty comic. As far as the film, there are a disturbing amount of French comedy films with that kind of content. Not to say other countries' films are any better.
No.985183
Post Crocodile City or whatever that dog shit was called.
No.985192
>>985190
Was this how Hotline Miami 2 should've ended?
No.985194
>>985190
>tfw erin will never eat stuff out of your mouth
No.985199
>>985190
>that third one
Why didn't they just go to her room? Especially if this shit has happened before
No.985204
>>985199
When it is a handsome/buff/rich guy he's 'eccentric,' not nerdy.
No.985225
>>985204
Nah, it's more of a "shame he's a fucking nerd, but maybe I can turn him into normie".
No.985242
>>985241
Autism does have a typical facial typology though.
No.985252
>>985242
As demonstrated in the last panel
No.985255
>>985241
She actually does look autistic.
No.985258
>>985145
>even the dog laughs
Good comic.
No.985264
>>985163
>expecting women to know how to be funny
No.985274
>>985163
>>985264
That even when anti-feminist/right wing, women can only social signal instead of communicate.
No.985275
>>985145
>>985264
Should have ended with her blowing him though.
No.985294
>>985149
Wouldn't take much effort to "Garrison"
>>985145
No.985317
>>985241
>eating pizza with "dip"
Wtf
No.985319
>>985275
While he's laughing still I assume
No.985322
>>985161
>>985241
have you had your healthy dose of autism today?
I screwed up a bit with the 4th one's edges
No.985323
No.985330
No.985332
>>985322
These are hilarious
No.985353
>>985162
>>985165
>>985167
Contextually, the characters a scientific genius, socially hopeless. The artist does fanservice all the time. It's just a joke.
That is the sister character of the monster-amazon, right?
No.985356
>>985278
>>985275
>>985288
Accidentally in the wrong thread.
No.985379
>>985356
You're welcome. I'm glad you found your way back here.
No.985461
>>985306
>3rd image
You made me literally lol during a rather hard time of my life, gratz.
No.985466
>>985165
>She's dumb?
It is kinda stated in the comic…
No.985511
>>985159
>2nd pic
Is that a loss I see?
No.985519
>>985513
Is the second one a rare Mark/Ginger?
No.985534
No.985667
And now, our feature presentation.
No.985684
>>985328
>eating soggy donuts
What is this faggot's problem?
No.985688
>>985684
He's an amputee fetishist whose art style is "hallucinated anime." He has many problems.
No.985690
>>985684
Are you more of a fries in bed kind of guy?
No.985700
>>985690
>>985683
I prefer the version where Max just stares without saying anything.
No.985706
>>985688
What does "hallucinated anime" mean? Btw, is he British or do his characters just talk that way because he thinks it's cool?
No.985707
>>985706
Brit. He pulled all his stuff when the European VAT MOSS tax hit him. Now he's been "working" on a kickstarted VN for a couple of years.
No.985762
On seeing this thread >>980906 (What are the Best European Comics) I googled "Swedish comics" and found http://www. kulturradet.se/sv/publikationer_/Swedish-Comics/.
I'm dumping the pdf in this thread, because it's too funny not to.
No.985764
>>985763
I don't know why, but 8chan is acting strange when I try to upload, so hopefully there wont' be any double posts.
No.985766
>>985764
Entartete Kunst!
Degenerate Art!
Urartad Konst!
The images I got from the original pdf are so different in size that I had to shrink some of them to not take up too much space. I don't know if it's my fault or that of the Swedish "Council of Culture" (Kulturrådet). They are the ones who uploaded it, by the way.
No.985767
>>985766
The other Nordics need to do something about their faggot neighbor.
No.985769
>>985762
>>985763
>>985764
>>985766
I thought that maybe I could salvage at least a few okay reaction images, but even that was barely possible.
For those wondering, the last one says
>"If I fake a nervous breakdown, I won't have to help!"
>>985767
Agreed, although the other countries are pretty bad as well. Also, if you're talking about military intervention, Sweden would wipe the floor with them if they tried it.
No.985787
>>985769
>Agreed, although the other countries are pretty bad as well
Largely due to imitating Sweden.
No.985789
>>985766
TOO DEEP 4 U FAGGOT
No.985836
>>985534
Monster-amazon, anon, keep up will you.
No.985841
>>985128
> This was written by a woman
So what?
No.985844
>>985706
By "hallucinated anime" I meant to imply what anime would look like filtered through the hallucinations of a drug-induced fever dream, that kind of warped "recognizable but not right" kind of visual "off" because all his characters, to me, look like anime designs but with proportions and features tweaked in all the wrong directions.
No.985846
>>985844
I thought you were referencing the CIA grade LSD ghost hallucination from his porn comic.
No.985848
>>985762
>>985763
>>985764
>>985766
This looks like the bullshit a large segment of the British small press is putting out. And no doubt the likes of the BBC and Arts Council would happily choose said shit to "showcase British comics" over Dan Dare, Dredd and The Beano. Sweden probably does have good shit too, though I'd suspect it's at least 30 years old.
No.985849
>>985846
I have no idea what that is and I'm a mix of unpleasantly surprised and unsurprisingly disappointed at hearing about it.
No.985850
>>985839
These women and their silly fetishes.
No.985852
>>985148
Why are you namefagging?
don't answer that
>>985690
Wufei just wasn't the same after Frozen Teardrop
No.985868
>>985836
>you're not what most men would want
>such a cucked faggot he doesn't like a strong amazonian with a gigarack and wide child-bearing hips
that guy is just a fucking liar.
No.985869
>>985868
He's too autistic to process his own fetishes.
No.985875
>>985869
>autistic
it all makes sense now.
No.985899
>>985868
>implying he's not teasing her to make her chase after him and flip the script
the only autist here is you.
No.985909
>>985849
Probably for the best.
No.985912
>>985836
I'm up if you know what I'm saying.
No.985943
>>985909
>finally draws someone with arms
>still doesn't need to use them to hold a cup and drink
No.986101
>>985869
>>985868
>>985875
Calm down anons, he's just taking her down a peg for not getting him a gift.
No.986116
>>986101
>he's just taking her down a peg for not getting him a gift.
That is substantially gayer than the other option.
No.986117
>>985915
I still wonder why that """game""" didn't spark something simlar to Uncommon Time. Both had oodles of shit to make fun of.
No.986119
>>985944
Her arms are hanging to her sides while the cup floats in midair.
No.986126
>>986119
You can see her left arm going up above her boob with the cup.
No.986143
>>986126
I see it now, but that's still not how arms work.
No.986147
>>986143
Yeah, I think hes trying to do the upper arm down, lower arm up like what she's doing in the second image, last panel but her elbow should be peeking under her boob and her hand is too perfectly hidden.
No.986167
>>986101
The fuck is this shit?
Is there porn of this?
No.986172
>>986101
>>986102
>we could get cute snu snu couple stuff with teasing and potentially legal /ss/
>instead we get "but maybe they'll fuck" trash and this shit
>this shit being shonenshit faggotry where there's a lesson at the end and everyone acts like a huge cunt except the sister who is just the voice of reason
This sucks.
No.986176
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>>986167
I've only seen one piece.
No.986187
>>985306
>He wasn't alone
Uh….
No.986199
>>986187
>we're not my friends
No.986213
>>986199
>Don't worry you get a $5 discount goyim
No.986218
>>986117
Life Is Strange was just a design-by-committee "game" to appeal to stupid hipsters. Uncommon Time however is 100% delusional Kool-Aid-chugging madness where the deeper you dug, the more insanity you unearthed.
No.986250
>>986213
>And why would I want that?
No.986251
>>986250
>they were trying to grab some lunch
>they work for the cuckold
>the stabbed hand
No.987687
>>985848
You mean like Bamse?
No.987695
>>985183
Ask and ye shall receive.
(Disclaimer: I don't speak frog)
No.987698
>>987696
Fucking hell, this piece of shit is so long.
No.987700
>>985306
>no baneposting
Admirable, but mistaken. Pic 3 is just a hair's breadth from true perfection.
No.987701
>>985159
where is the one with that old fat guy who runs over everyone and shits on the rich and poor alike?
No.987702
>>985252
>people with Asperger's often take things literally
Often to fuck with you. Often because of incredibly poor communication that has no prior context to establish meaning. I swear, normie scum are quick to throw out the "autist" label just to cover their stupid asses.
No.987703
>>985836
Fucking faggot. I WANT MY BOMANGO MUSCLE GIRL PORN GODDAMMIT. ILL FUCKING GET SHADMAN TO DO IT IF I HAVE TO.
No.987715
Isnt it funny how women claim to hate cat calls but all they do on social media is post attention whore photos of themselves for strangers to comment on and tell them how pretty they are. Its really fucking bizarre, essentially the same shit but one is called harassment/misogyny and the other is getting likes.
No.987731
>>987695
>>987696
>>987698
Could someone tell me what it's about? What's the ethnicity of the crocodile who attacked her? Did he rape her or just strangle her? Was it part of some Arab-Muslim or Negro knockout games? Probably just some feminist garbage, right?
No.987739
>>987731
Notice how all the men are crocodiles.
She gets beaten up by some dude, not raped but kicked in the cunt and the thighs. She goes to class, then to the police to file a complaint and they don't do shit, after that a lot of shit about victim shaming happens. She's scared shitless to walk the street because everyone is potientally a crocodile who's out to get her
There's a shadow of a crocodile behind the police woman who receive her complaint, but in the last panel, it's another police woman and she isn't a crocodile, so I don't know what's her point? ALL the men are crocodiles but some women with internalized misogyny are? Fuck if I know
No.987764
>>987731
>>987739
The point in the series is just for every male to be depicted as a crocodile, if I remember right.
There should be a spin-off where every female is one
No.987789
>>985909
>3rd pic
How the fuck is she holding the cup?
>>987770
>Petting heads is sexual harassment
<Unless WE do it
No.987821
>>987770
There is nothing in these fucking comics that makes sense any more. This shit is beyond parody, first of all, these people who claim to be asexual are full of shit, they either
>A) never had sex
>B) based their opinion of sex on their first time being awful
>C) wear it on their sleeve for diversity points
secondly, what the fuck is an asexual going to a sex party for if they're not interested in sex?
thirdly, who the fuck calls a sex party a "play party"? it's like they're trying to make something explicit sound PG to emphasize the fact that they're all mentally children
oh yeah and let's not forget that little miss asexual in this comic is also a lesbian with depression
this shit, just, how fucked up does the wiring in someone's brain need to be to end up with such a self contradicting identity? it's no wonder they're all fucking depressed when they have to spend all day convincing themselves that's normal
No.987831
>>987821
I'm at a super liberal college. I'm considering making the most subtle parody I can that follows all the tropes with my cutesy Genndy inspired art style. I'm already a "none gendered" student because I figured I'd put it down for points.
Can someone give me a list of tropes or things I should put in? Are there any perfect examples outside of Leith?
No.987836
>>987831
If story driven make the villain Ozymandias and Rosarch's child,a white male with power who only acts on paranoia. Make sure the characters have at least chin length hair so no one can tell their gender make the main character a race mixed mulatto Jewish woman, and have her get crippled halfway through the story, write it in a very poor fashion and if any one questions you ask them why they're being so bigoted.
No.987838
>>987789
>How the fuck is she holding the cup?
Gondola holding technique.
No.987842
>>987836
I've got something planned but I want this to get to a level where I get SJW fans. I may have to leave it at I'll give 8ch a nod here and there but I'll go hard. I'm thinking I'll reread hellcat, squirrel girl and others if anyone can suggest some cancer
No.987845
>>987842
Bittersweet Candy Bowl
No.987847
No.987848
No.987849
>>987770
So she has a dyke girlfriend, but even so she still "miss being held and touched". I know dyke relationships are pretty awful, but this is just weird.
>"Yeah! I can't wait to tell Mel about it!"
Could you imagine going up to your boyfriend or girlfriend saying
>"Hi, Darling, unlike you someone finally wanted to touch me."
and if that is completely normal, what does that say about your relationship?
No.987875
>a LOL thread outside of /v/
No.987882
>>987875
We've had LOL threads for years, newfriend.
No.989471
>>987821
Does anyone have the porn version of the last panel? I know it exists I've seen it.
No.989474
>>985839
>>985836
>>986101
>>986102
So when women fuck with guy's emotions it's alright. When a man does it, it's the most horrible thing ever. Also, what a shitty gift in the first place.
>You can look at me. It's a gift.
<Wow, thanks cunt.
No.989475
No.989797
>>987687
>Bamse
Bamse is a commie piece of shit. Check out these pics.
Translations:
feelings.jpg
Board:
>Feelings
Skalman (the turtle):
>Many asylum seeking children have experienced things that have made them afraid. It is not the fault of the children that they have experienced scary things.
>Things that happen in life create emotions in your body. It is natural with feelings, the body needs them. Feelings like happy, sad, and angry are the body's way to work with what you have experienced.
taxation.jpg
Sign:
>About taxes
Skalman (the turtle):
>Everyone who earns money pays a part of them in taxes. It's also a kind of insurence.
Lille Skutt (the rabbit):
>How?
Skalman:
>With the money, hospitals, daycare, schools, pensions to the elderly, child support and other things we all will need at some point is payed for.
The wolf in the red hat (I don't know his name):
>My dad says that they pay very little tax in some countries.
Skalman:
>Yes, but there only the rich can afford good schools, good hospitals, and such.
Bamse:
>To pay taxes is a way to help one another!
No, if you want a non-POZed Swedish comic book character, you'd do better with 91:an Karlsson. Not only is the comic quite traditional, but the main character is of course one of the brave Boys in Blue, guarding the Fatherland against foreign threats. Heck, I haven't read it in quite a while, and of course I've missed a lot (I think the comic started almost 60 years before I was born), but it wouldn't surprise me if the comic book had not once featured a single non-white character.
No.989800
>>989797
Meanwhile in Murrica, the average 30 year old wouldn't even understand that shit for kids.
No.989806
>>989797
>pensions to the elderly
>implying the Swedish government gives a shit about old people
(((Skalman))) must be living in some alternate reality version of Sweden. I'll check out 91:n Karlsson.
>>989800
What does this have to do with anything?
No.989809
>>987703
>ILL FUCKING GET SHADMAN TO DO IT IF I HAVE TO.
>Not pestilenceSFM
No.989827
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>989806
>I'll check out 91:n Karlsson.
91:an Karlsson (he's known after his army designation, 91:st in his unit, last name Karlsson) is fairly nostalgic for me. I don't however think it's very widely spread. The main reason I even know about it is that I spent a lot of time with my grandmother when I was little, and one of the magazines she subscribed to (with pensioners as a target demographic) ran it as a strip. Unfortunately, I don't even think it exists in English.
>What does this have to do with anything?
From my reading of his comment, >>989800 is a self-hating American commie, saying
<"The propaganda in Bamse is obviously true, and in Sweden even children realise that after reading the comics. Meanwhile, in America, not even the adults, let alone the children, are smart enough to realise how good it would be if we destroyed the economic system."
No.989849
>>989827
Oh look, its the crazed political Anon.
No.989862
>>989849
>A commie
>Calling anyone else crazed
No.989865
>>985148
watching a movie lady "getting away" with being a stuck up egotist, not getting caught in lies, etc, is the female equivalent of a boy projecting onto a superhero, its a power fantasy. succesful manipulation. the reason it looks so dumb is that the manipulation is not earned/doesnt make logical sense, in the same way blockbuster action logic doesnt (to them), but this is exactly why it is a power fantasy and not a drama. its basicly just having your cake and eating it too, which is also a female power fantasy
No.989981
>>989849
>post retarded unrelated shit and get asked to explain yourself
>lol you're crazy for trying to interpret what I say
>>989827
Many Americans legit think that Sweden is a paradise because Bernie Sanders told them so, so your interpretation seems correct to me.
As for 91:an Karlsson, my local comic shop is pretty good, so I could see if it's been translated into a language I can read.
No.990622
>>987695
>>987696
>>987698
A translation would help. Any frogs in the room?
No.990658
>>987698
MY STAND, 「BAYOU PON PON」
No.990662
>>990658
I would have gone for "Crocodile Rock." Good on you for not taking the easy route.
No.990675
>>990622
Say no more, famille.
My English is poor, but I think the meaning has been conveyed accurately.
No.990679
>>990675
>We are the same age
What did she mean by this?
No.990714
>>990677
>Today I am confident that the police is useless to protect me
no shit you have to protect yourself.
Why do women try and claim equality when they can't protect themselves?
No.990738
>>990679
The same thing someone means when they say that they're a Malcolm X Scholar.
No.990744
>>990679
>>990738
Something to unsettle her aggressor, then?
No.990746
>>990677
So was she raped?
No.990748
>>990675
Is this a dark reboot of In Between?
No.990772
>>990746
I don't think so. There's no mention of it anywhere. But then why the assault? The guy just wanted to strangle a girl for kicks?
No.990773
>>990746
No, she was culturally enriched.
No.990813
>>990772
>But then why the assault? The guy just wanted to strangle a girl for kicks?
Ever heard of the Knock-Out Game? Shitskins love to hurt people for no reason.
No.990913
>Oh no men find me attractive
I bet if they ignored her all together she'd be offended
No.990921
>>985841
why the fuck does everyone try to be a devils advocate. their is not much females out their who disagree with dumb shit like this, thats why he pointed it out.
No.990957
>>989797
>Teaching kids about fake news
That's a good idea considering the tumblr outrage generation or crazy stuff people believed during the 2016 election (Trumps's gonna send all the blacks back to Africa type of stuff) though I could easily see it getting twisted into a "only trust us, no one else" and "take your words out of context" situations.
No.990993
>>990748
>Man knitting
Of course he had to be french.
No.991094
>>990744
Why would her age being the same as the aggressor's unsettle him?
No.991132
>>991094
I'd see that as an attempt to involve the aggressor's empathy and remind him that she's human/he could be the one being strangled.
No.991165
>>990675
>>990676
>>990677
So, the reason she has to complain is that they didn't take her suggestions about how they should do their job seriously. Should she really rely on the assumptions 1) that her contributions while high were useful and 2) that her recollection of the events she experienced while high are accurate. Even if she wasn't high, would these assumptions really be safe, especially coming from a woman who is so emotional that she sees half of humanity as monsters?
Also, if the police officer who mocked her was a woman, why are only the men crocodiles.
Also,
>"Right now, I have an unwaverign faith for the police."
>Implying the police is there to protect white people
This is why you don't give up your guns.
No.991166
>>991165
>why are only the men crocodiles.
That's the whole shtick behind the series of comics: all men are drawn as crocodiles. Even the author
http://crocodilesproject.tumblr.com/about
No.991167
>>991165
>>991166
After perusing the blog, it appears he's answered the question a while ago:
http://projetcrocodiles.tumblr.com/post/69577822377/
>Q: I love this site, the drawings and the idea behind the project. One question though: why do you draw systematically every man as a crocodile and not just the ones with uncalled-for behavior?
>A: Thank you very much! Actually, the crocodiles aren't a metaphor. It's a choice to underline the difference in how men and women are treated, which I hope makes it uncomfortable. I took the stance a bit at random in the beginning, and now I'm quite happy with it. A metaphor is somewhat limited. If I only drew the assholes as crocodiles, I would have to draw from my own judgement every time, whether one man is good, the other bad, which would be a bit stupid. Here, the reader can make up their own mind.
No.991171
>>989474
woulda asked her to take off her shirt tbh
No.991172
>>991166
>Even the author
But … wasn't the author a woman in >>990675 >>990676 >>990677 ? Was it just a made-up story? If so, there's no point and it proves nothing.
>>991167
That's almost MRAesque. Men are seen like monsters by society. Strange, since the comic seems very feminist.
The about page reads:
>Crocodiles Project
>Real Stories of sexism and harassment ( TW : sexual violence )
>
>Crocodiles Project is drawn by Thomas Mathieu, the stories were sent from France and Belgium. The men are replaced by crocodiles as a way to question gender roles, and their implication in sexist harassment.
No.991175
>>991166
Because this is a blatant ripoff from a french short cartoon.
No.991197
>>991141
>not posting the original
No.991199
>>991172
Thomas Mathieu was the author, until he handed over the reins to Juliette Boutant in 2015.
http://projetcrocodiles.tumblr.com/post/124173395518
As far as I understand, people sent him stories for him to illustrate:
http://projetcrocodiles.tumblr.com/post/63498310613
>Q: Hi Thomas (or Mathieu, I don't know?…), can we send happy stories? I've got an idea for you but I don't know if you just want to highlight problems and incomprehension between men and women or if you're also trying to illustrate on the contrary stories where the protagonists are on the same wavelength, even if despite their best intentions, things happen to them that they hadn't seen coming. Well, that's all, kisses.
>A: Hi! Yes, I'll gladly take cute stories or even stories with a happy ending. This tumblr isn't only about harassment, I wanted to get a fairly large sample of experiences, on the woes and difficulties of flirting, relationships, and everything related to that.
BUT, there has to be something that happens!
>You can also email me and I'll answer!
As you can imagine, they haven't illustrated a lot of happy stories, or even stories that aren't about harassment.
No.991240
>>991141
It's amazing how he tries really hard to make cuckolding not seem totally pathetic and utterly fails.
No.991369
>>991165
>mug police is worst than a gun
This is your brain on burger mentality, let me guess you have a water well becasue it’s better than firefighters?
No.991372
>>991369
>water well
Fire sprinklers.
No.991381
No.991386
>>991369
If the firefighters took exponentially more time to arrive than the time it took for my house to burn down, absolutely.
No.991387
>>991369
>not having a household fire extinguisher
No.991455
No.991475
>>991138
Good point.
>>991141
Just realized something subtle about this, other OJST comics seems to have a couple who have different skin tone (or race) but in this the cucksband, wife and the lover are all white.
>>987695
>>991166 (Nice digits)
>>991167
They look less like bipedal crocodiles and more cartoony reptilians or dinosaurs.
No.992044
>>991169
the style and subject reminds me of Hotdiggetydemon
No.992074
>>992052
<I want to see my body in my natural state
>dying any hair is natural
>thinking being obese fat fuck is natural
And on top of that
>my dnd oc donut is based on this popular non dnd character
Absolute cancer
No.992076
>>992052
>Gimli is a legendary bisexual icon
>nigladriel
No.992078
>>992052
>half dwarf half elf
FUCKING
WEW
couldnt even get a white knight to proofread your shit so you could pretend you played a stupidly popular game with ever simpler rules
No.992083
>>992076
Didn't you know that in the current year +3 every friendship between two men has to be sexual.
In all seriousness, it's kind of sad when you realize these people don't understand how friendship works because they've never had a real friend.
No.992211
>>985145
That made me happy like a comic hasn't in ages. Hilarious.
No.992216
>>985353
Yes. She's also a lesbian.
No.992217
>>985667
first one should have had curly on the bed he died first
No.992219
>>992217
It should also add another side character instead of using Moe twice.
No.992223
>>986251
fucking shit thats good
No.992224
>>992219
last one is shep bud
No.992225
>>992219
>>992224
I meant shemp, the last one is shemp
No.992226
>>987849
I wonder if she's blocking out a desire for actual sex so the only thing she can actually express is a need to be touched.
No.992233
>>992052
I fucking hate these people.
RPGs can be so much fun until some retard needs to shoehorn their personal issues into character.
No.992240
>>992207
>pre-ordering a video game
Who is this subhuman?
No.992241
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No.992246
>>985128
I'd love to hear the shit those construction guys would say to her irl when she started bitching
No.992258
>>992241
>>992052
I swear, the more I see these fucking comics, the less degenerate I want to be.
This shit has the exact opposite effect of what it's preaching, and the thought that some people may actually be encouraged by these comics is mortifying.
No.992265
>>992241
>When everyone is weird there's nothing to be ashamed about!
Except ALL of it. Degenerates don't fucking understand that not everybody is fucked in the head. Even if they were right, and literally every human being has some weird fetish or kink, then they're completely ignoring that not all of those are equal. "Anon A likes girls' feet, and Anon B likes drawings of rubber inflatable dogs shitting in eachother's mouths", not exactly fucking comparable are they?
And even beyond everything there, just because it would be a shared thing across all people, doesn't mean we want to fucking see/hear about it. Every single person on this Earth shits, but I don't want to know about it, and people rarely talk about it (especially not in polite company). Why? Because it's fucking gross, disgusting, and rude. Nobody needs to know about your shit. That's why it's done in private, that's why these things are considered private manners. You should be fucking ashamed of them, because then you won't fucking make degenerate retard shit like these comics you stunted cunt. Holy fucking Christ, this is basic human interaction you learn when you're a child.
No.992267
>>992265
Confirmed for liking girls' feet :^)
No.992270
>>992216
>your buddy thinks im attractive? give him my number SO HE CAN BE MY FRIEND
No.992313
>>992216
This just keeps getting further and further from what it was supposed to be. I just want some fucking snu snu with teasing and cute couple stuff, not moral of the day garbage provided by a tumblr affiliate. Fuck this.
No.992315
>>992258
We're all gonna make it, bro.
going nofap, and ditching alcohol do I can stop failing in that and in all my other strivings.
No.992344
>>992233
>RPGs can be so much fun until some retard needs to shoehorn their personal issues into character.
Way I see it, there's 3 ways to make your character:
>1. Make you, but with a sword or bow or whatever. For the unimaginative.
>2. Make someone completely unlike you. For the narrative-lovers or people playing for escapism.
<3. Make an idealized version of yourself. Usually still retains all the shitty personal qualities of the player in question. Usually done by attention whores and virtue-signalers.
>>992258
>I swear, the more I see these fucking comics, the less degenerate I want to be.
All it's teaching me is how important it is to keep all my sick shit in the closet where it belongs and won't hurt anyone except me. Basically what >>992265 said.
"Kink-shame" is one of my favorite terms that Tumblr has made up, because it absolutely needs to exist, and it needs to happen, all the time. Letting your kink out in public is like dropping your pants in the middle of the wall, you deserve to be laughed at for it, especially if you're wearing really ugly underwear.
No.992345
>>992344
>dropping your pants in the middle of the *MALL
im dumb
No.992361
No.992363
>>992241
THIS FUCKING COMICS SOME HOW MAKE SEX LESS APPEALING WITH EVERY PAGE THEY WRITE AND DRAW. CHRIST ALMIGHTY AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIRGINS- BECAUSE OF THIS DEGENERATE FUCK TRYING TO PUSH THEIR DISGUSTING FETISHES AS NORMAL THING THAT A SANE PERSON ENGAGES IN.
No.992364
>>992363
You never read "Incontinent Student Bodies", did you?
No.992368
>>992364
Oh wow, I had put that in the back burner of my memory, thank you for reminding me that god hung himself after seeing what we're capable of.
No.992373
>>992361
That was the artist.
No.992377
>>992216
>I'm a lesbian
>what? a guy is interested in me
>give me his phone number, NOW!
>I-I just want to be friends with him
No.992383
>>992216
>prefer
All lesbians have at least one exception.
No.992385
>>992377
Just like there is really no such thing as a "straight" chick, there is not a single lesbian who doesn't occasionally want to indulge in a little dicking.
No.992391
>>992083
Friendship is superior to romance
No.992398
>>992052
>Artist doesn't even draw body hair on herself in the comic that showcases and praises her body hair.
I get the feeling that she's not as accepting of it as she claims to be but is putting up a front of confidence and self-acceptance to cover up for what is just sheer laziness.
<"Hey," I thought, "if I can try to accept my rolls and cellulite and Hank Hill butt, I can accept my body hair, too!"
>try
Why not just -try- losing weight so you don't have to delude yourself into thinking that being obese is your natural state?
No.992403
>>992401
My gut says ugly woman.
No.992413
>>992207
> Middle comic
Read it right to left.
No.992603
>>992276
this isnt /e/, stop posting images of marshmallows
No.992635
>>992241
>he only has one leg
No.992696
>>992241
These are the same people who shit on Donald Trump.
>>992345
>in the middle of the *WALL Street
ftfy
No.993179
>>992241
mother fucker i lost my damn post
I was going to be witty, but to hell with it. I wasn't aware of the health risks of anal sex and the degeneracy inherent in the gay lifestyle until recently, so here's a laundry list for those of you who were in a similar situation:
>shitdick, as our heroes learned the hard way instead of spending 10 minutes on /b/
>needing to spend an entire fucking day preparing for a sex act
>you prepare by shoving multiple feet of hose up your ass, through a muscle that is supposed to remain clenched your entire life
>then you wash your insides with saline solution, which destroys the lining of your colon and makes you more susceptible to disease
>after you're done and you had a giant watery shit due to the laxatives you took in the morning, you are finally ready
>the act in question will satisfy neither of you, but be extraordinarily painful for both because dicks are not meant to go in asses
>afterwards, you develop anal tearing and scarring
>hemorrhoids, pustules, constant colds/flus, AIDS, and other assorted afflictions the rest of the population has been avoiding for thousands of years
>you become incontinent, and confined to adult diapers
>at this point, you would require surgery to undo the damage you have done to yourself for an act you could have simply avoided
>even if you do, your anus will leak for the rest of your life and your bowel movements will cause internal bleeding
Have some good comics so I'm not completely off-topic.
No.993197
>>993179
>a muscle that is supposed to remain clenched your entire life
KEEP A TIGHT ASSHOLE, WHITEMAN!
No.993198
>>993179
What if you just use your fingers softly?
No.993203
>>993198
Would you get married and settle for your wife just giving you handjobs for the rest of your life?
No.993209
>>993179
I fucked my ostensibly straight friend, and all we did was use a condom and some lube and after a couple of false starts it went right in and he was fine. You make it sound like all buttsex is fists and traffic cones.
You sound like my martial arts instructor, who thought based on one conversation with a gay who was probably just trying to shock him, thought all gays had to use poppers and wear a buttplug to stop shitting themselves.
No.993216
>>993179
Is there a TL;DR for first pic?
No.993218
>>993209
>pencil dick faggot tries defending his degeneracy
>>993216
No, but it's a good read. The latter two columns are the most interesting if you want to know what the health effects of being anally ravaged are.
No.993235
>>993218
>redneck shitkicker tries defending his propaganda
If every buttsex went down like Mr. Hands, no-one would do it. Haven't you ever fucked a girl in the ass? What kind of virgin are you?
No.993237
>>985836
Isn't the creator of this series a huge faggot?
No.993248
>>992642
Scat is a shit fetish and scatfags deserve to get bullied.
No.993251
>>993179
>being this bad at gay sex
No.993261
>>993248
>Scat is a shit fetish
No.993289
>>993235
>he uses redneck as an insult
>y-you're just a virgin
Lol.
No.993312
>>993289
What, compared to "pencil dick faggot"?
Please die. You're under-qualified to live on this planet.
No.993395
>>993235
>Haven't you ever fucked a girl in the ass
Sodomy is sinful, shameful, and thoroughly disgusting. Your kind was quietly executed throughout history for a reason.
No.993413
>>993412
I used a condom! Guy was a ho, anyway.
No.993416
>>993395
And your kind is best executed loud and messy, because it's fun. Squeal piggy squeal!
No.993418
>>993209
>You sound like my martial arts instructor, who thought based on one conversation with a gay who was probably just trying to shock him, thought all gays had to use poppers and wear a buttplug to stop shitting themselves.
How did that even come up in conversation?
No.993421
>>993413
You sure it was a "guy" and not a boy, faggot?
No.993465
>>993416
>implying your aids-enriched body could even lift an executioner's tool of any kind
It's a mercy when we sink you into the bog.
No.993481
>>993475
>You're the best expert on you
That's just plain untrue. If it were true then none of these trannies would be seeing psychologist telling them about their lasted failed suicide attempt.
No.993518
>>993472
This is the most decadent insecurity porn I've seen in quite some time.
No.993521
>>993472
Why do people like this never worry "what if I'd been raised slightly differently?"
No.993564
>>993521
Because that would imply they were actually raised.
No.993766
>>993179
thanks, I'm glad you like my work
No.993771
This entire thread makes me want to puke
No.996687
>>985909
This is unreadable
No.996701
>>985252
Every time I read these, it makes me feel like I have aspergers. I know I fucking don't, but holy shit.
No.996945
>>996701
I know the feeling. I was once told that cocooning yourself in your blanket in bed is a symptom of autism and it's nagged me in the back of my mind every night since.
No.996959
>>996945
Huh. Well, I have autism, and while I'm sure I have done that a some point or more, I really don't make a habit of it.
No.996979
>>996701
Anon.
You like Aspe-chan?
No.996987
>>996945
Yeah, I'm kind of the same, I sometimes remember weird shit (especially advice given here) even if the person has no sources or anything. For example, I think somebody on /b/ mentioned something about people being able to turn on your computer remotely even if it's already off so I always unplug my comp when I'm done using it. Like I remember the person made a 1 line text post, why do i believe them?
>>996979
I've read this thread like 5 or 6 times over the last month.
No.997175
>>985252
You think with the last one, couldn't just learn that "grab few = grab 5" or something?
>>992207
>>992373
The infamous Laser Cheese. How lazy do you have to be to represent a crowd as a yellow block with a bunch of circles to represent heads? Even a wall of copy pasted pallet swapped background characters could have worked better, or even a camera angle from behind the crowd (facing the back of their heads looking at her) is another simple way to show a crowd staring at her.
>>996945
Your just cold, Anon.
Who doesn't like a freshly made bed with nice tight sheets? Who doesn't like being in a nice warm bed? Who doesn't find it hard to leave the warm bed in the morning to have transition into the cold bedroom air to get dressed?
I swear the many symptoms of autism/Asperger are so damn vague you could apply some of them to any "normal" individual.
No.997186
>>997175
>How lazy do you have to be to represent a crowd as a yellow block with a bunch of circles to represent heads?
That's what that is? I just thought it was something hanging from the wall. If it really is a crowd of people, why would it be 2D and pressed against the wall?
No.997190
>>985128
>those were all written by a woman
looks like that thing about nice guys finishing last isn't just a meme
No.997193
>>997191
>>997190
btw the orange haired girl probably is her self insert
No.997198
>>993179
The one with Pinochet would be funnier without the last panel
No.997201
>>997039
We need another war. A Great War.
No.997206
>>985252
The first comic actually happened to me. Except it was directed at the whole class and the teacher was so stunned someone actually got up and left she didn't stop me. It was only after half the class followed me that she tried to call everyone back.
No.997209
>>997207
Got the "Nice try" version of the second image?
No.997211
>>997039
wtf is that red thing on his neck in the cartoon version
No.997216
>>997211
Additional warning colors. Life always comes back to imitate nature, after all.
No.997233
>>997207
>getting rid of your tits
If I was a guy in a woman's body I'd fondle those all the time.
No.997250
>>997233
or you could just get fat
No.997266
>>985252
Okay, I resized those with a program so I did 1% of the work. Just for you, >>996701
>>997206
But did you do it because you didn't understand her request? Doesn't count, anon.
No.997270
>>997259
and people still say the switch isn't the chad console choice
No.997308
>>997275
So they can all get naked, do some indecent exposure and disorderly conduct because they're protesting against murders and imaginary genocides? There is no female genocide, just a lot of murders unrelated to each other. And of course the cunts only protest the murders of their own gender.
No.997453
>>997450
>>997452
>more self-deprecating comics about how having emotions is hard and stuff from a neurotic idiot whose only talent is poorly drawing self-deprecating comics about how having emotions is hard and stuff.
No.997457
>>997450
>>997452
Shen is the best girl
No.997461
>>997270
Keep telling yourself that.
No.997472
>>997471
She probably went to the same artschool as shadman
or she actually is Shadman's alter ego
No.997473
>>997472
I actually find funny those shadman comic. Not for the muh darkcomedy instead how edgy and memetic that guy is.
No.997475
>>997472
That second one gets me everytime
No.997487
>>997472
That first one always irks me. I get it, its fictional and just a dumb dark joke, but it just doesn't sit well with me.
>in b4 "moralfag"
No.997489
>>997487
the fact that people like you react to it like this is the proof that dark humor works
No.997627
>>997452
Why split thanks into t hanks?
No.997653
No.997885
>>997653
Tom Hanks God[…]?
No.998714
>>997487
>in b4 "moralfag"
No don't worry, Shad is a moralfag too. He won't draw Earth-chan getting fucked by pollution or people in sweat shops. A paraplegic child being prostituted by her father after a car accident is for some reason okay though. Shadman's morals a mystery.