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File: 404e7045235be50⋯.jpg (165.2 KB, 810x1200, 27:40, DQtsoYZWAAAwFnM.jpg)

File: 60e7abab4688d98⋯.jpg (83.97 KB, 970x545, 194:109, iron-giant-ready-player-on….jpg)

 No.982301

The film might be a stretch when it comes to /co/ related stuff, but its definitely there.

Anyone else see it? How bad was it?

 No.982306

Or you could not make threads about shit films based on shit books that will only make money because people will whoop and cheer when they get some hamfisted reference.


 No.982308

>>982306

Gotta keep up the board activity somehow.


 No.982311

>>982308

Making threads that aren't about cynicism and shitposting?


 No.982314

>>982301

Read the book a couple years ago. Read the summary for the movie on wikipedia yesterday. The book unironically is the better story with a more coherent plot and a better arc. It's still a piece of shit and not at all worth reading, but the movie sounds worse in every way, because it removes every single thing that made the book remotely entertaining.


 No.982315

File: b4cf6c03d40b15a⋯.png (52.44 KB, 1234x273, 1234:273, 1522094378229[1].png)

http://readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Ready_Player_One_(film)#List_of_References

I CLAPPED

I CLAPPED BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE


 No.982333

>>982315

that image gave me onigiri-shaped cancer.


 No.982334

File: 0dd1c4f83991651⋯.jpeg (112.94 KB, 1221x768, 407:256, 6a09adabe4631bb810e790e7d….jpeg)

>>982315

Jesus fuck this is more cancerous then that fucking pickle reddit shit


 No.982342

>>982334

Isn't Ready Player One pure reddit to begin with?


 No.982343

>>982342

>Miley Cyrus: "Wrecking Ball" The wrecking balls can be seen on the Oasis racetrack as one of the hazards.

That's a reference?


 No.982344

>>982343

Shit I didn't know about that. I thought they were talking about all the anime and video game references.


 No.982367

File: 358b2eee592113a⋯.png (535.72 KB, 2668x2412, 667:603, 358b2eee592113a68a9846edeb….png)

>>982315

>Not posting the full version


 No.982369

>>982367

I want to die.


 No.982371

File: 92c370d79c4ee10⋯.jpg (59.96 KB, 620x670, 62:67, 1430577563084.jpg)

>>982367

>Battleborn

christ, i wonder how much randy paid for that placement?


 No.982372

>>982367

This is why postmodernism failed. You can only reference other works so much before people start to wonder why they're not just enjoying the stuff you're referencing instead


 No.982388

>>982343

What? I though it was just a bunch of wrecking balls as obstacle for the race


 No.982389

File: f2ebbc1de928cee⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 325x283, 325:283, 4715da798d80a8c2c2d0645486….gif)

File: 3103186c53afd8f⋯.gif (904.07 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 1370809547577.gif)


 No.982391

File: 675a7f623b19751⋯.webm (1.22 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Ready Player One in 20 se….webm)


 No.982407

>>982391

Not completely accurate.


 No.982498

>>982367

Saddest thing. I think this still may be shorter than the Steven Universe reference list.

Well, if Moviebob's twitter is something to go by, is far better than the book because they ironed all the problematic details.


 No.982499

File: 171bed274f94969⋯.webm (1.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Give_me_a_break.webm)


 No.982500

File: 2ccc6e9fcdcff5f⋯.png (167.05 KB, 500x737, 500:737, feels bad.png)

>>982367

>Battletoads

>Kirby

>Captain Commando

>Gordon Freeman

>NiGHTS

>Okami

We live in the worst possible time-line.


 No.982501

Does his Looooong leg factor into the plot?


 No.982509

>>982498

>following su reference list and movieblob to begin with

Anon, you need to go back.


 No.982511

File: 88d868b1d6c799c⋯.jpg (37.13 KB, 600x777, 200:259, 88d868b1d6c799ccf0eb66acc1….jpg)

>>982509

I followed SU reference list in the SU thread and Movieblob on the /cow/ thread you newfag.


 No.982512

>>982498

>better than the book because they ironed all the problematic details.

Like a plot and coherent story flow.


 No.982516

File: 91ff7a6e37f2a7f⋯.png (848.78 KB, 750x1249, 750:1249, ClipboardImage.png)

>>982498

>because they ironed all the problematic details.

What did he meme by this?


 No.982518

File: 0654d5e354cd232⋯.jpg (130.95 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, tywin.jpg)

>>982367

>Ivy from Soul Calibur

I've seen her in a lot of hentai and nothing will make her as filthy as being in this movie.


 No.982520

Wow, not a single dwarf fortress reference. What the fuck?


 No.982540

>>982516

>male dominated

It is.

>elitist

Kind of the point of competition


 No.982561

Does it have Rick and Morty references?


 No.982563

>>982516

It's been pretty clear lately that journos have been dropping the facade. They don't hate GamerGate as much as they hate games. They hate everything that they are and everything they represent. A movie about video games that glorifies gamers and nerd culture as something fun and engaging, and not as something for misogynerds who need to die for not accepting the word of their glorious journo saviors, would obviously piss off these elitist snobs who think they are the true arbiters of culture and civilization.


 No.982574

File: ae713e9577db724⋯.jpg (544.07 KB, 1280x1620, 64:81, 80s.jpg)

>>982561

it does but you won't get it


 No.982585

>>982563

> A movie about video games that glorifies gamers and nerd culture

I wouldn't call this movie "glorifying". The message is "grow up and go outside, see the real world". Besides, this faggot also wrote an article saying games are fueling the rise of the alt-right… While trying to defend them from Trump's accusations that they cause violence.


 No.982632

>>982512

From what I hear, they got rid of an element where the main character was kind of creeper, almost stalkerish, in the book for the girl Art3mis. I hear a lot of people often compare they way this movie references things like how Roger Rabbit did it. Ready Player One just lacks the heart to be just as good as Who Frame Roger Rabbit. It also does amateur stuff, since this is suppose to be a love letter to those who are a fan of pop culture, to say loudly what the character name is— in case you just didn't get who Mecha Godzilla or Chucky were when they showed up.


 No.982665

>>982563

This is about marketing shitty new things like Overwatch as "culturally important" as shitty old things like Back to the Future and Star Wars. It's just a jew trying to get you to associate their new products with the "joy" you got from their old products. Skip it and read a book from before the world was ruined.


 No.982690

>>982665

> it and read a book from before the world was ruined.

But the epic of Gilgamesh is incomplete.


 No.982694

>>982500

NOT CAPTAIN COMMANDO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.982700

Just saw it, it was pretty ok. Removed a lot of the dumber shit from the books. Most of the references are either peripheral or done fairly tastefully. I kind of liked it.


 No.982701

>>982700

that's book, singular. oh well, whatever


 No.982705

Wait, this isn't Zoe Quinn's biopic?


 No.982737

>>982705

No, it isnt numbnuts.


 No.982764

File: bb8f6d9578b825f⋯.webm (13.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, agony eternal.webm)


 No.982781

>>982511

>i go to su threads and follow a board filled with retards that have as much julay as the cows they milk

Not proving me wrong, fag.


 No.982799

File: b82793e47f815ac⋯.mp4 (6.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ono Dos.mp4)

The bootleg I watched made it barely tolerable, only because I could see half of the REFERENCES.


 No.982809

File: 0efd59ae3d36f38⋯.jpeg (45.77 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 0ef.png.jpeg)

>>982301

What's wrong with his leg?


 No.982847

File: bed915ab3195af2⋯.png (78.12 KB, 1045x922, 1045:922, Gilgamesh gay.PNG)

File: bd4eaa936358942⋯.png (15.34 KB, 1750x94, 875:47, Gayo Gilgamesho.PNG)

>>982690

>Thinking gay Jewish academics would let the first bromance remain untainted by "modern values"

ishygddt

https://web.archive.org/web/20170916051240/http://lgbthistoryproject.blogspot.com/2012/02/worlds-first-gay-love-story.html


 No.982848

File: 8d4eb21359259c8⋯.jpg (31.65 KB, 436x336, 109:84, usagious.jpg)

>>982367

This image is why Hollywood is failing. It has that special mixture of shallowness, obliviousness, cynicism, and lack of risk I've come to expect from modern movies.

You can almost here the executive dismissing the need for a good plot.

>"It don't need to make sense. It'll have tons of CGI and references! It'll do great!"

It gets me all excited for the upcoming Wreck It Ralph 2 and the needless Matrix reboot. I can't wait.


 No.982850

>>982847

You think these people know that they're no better than the fangirls who see two fictional men standing next to each other and assume that they must be gay?


 No.982852

>>982850

You misunderstand what they're doing. They're simply trying to destroy masculinity, which means destroying all prior role models.


 No.982853

File: 8913862e1e90711⋯.png (3.33 MB, 1390x1449, 1390:1449, Trap apologists.PNG)

>>982848

>matrix reboot

I really hoped you were pulling my leg.

I bet it will be the same story, the only difference is "Neo" will be a woman in the matrix, but a man in the real world.

Think about it:

>In-universe justification for recasting the character as a woman (We need more female representation in films).

>Man fighting a virtual woman is a partial justification to fill the film with "Whedon scenes", or a 100 lb stronk womyn beating up men twice her size.

>Insert some lines about how the matrix "projecting the human's inner gender, he was actually a man trapped in a woman's body", for maximum transgender talking points.

>The main character, once he realizes he was always a man, has several scenes where he still acts like a woman, either played for laughs or reinforcing the lie that "gender is a social construct".

>Have a character fall in love with the protagonist as a woman in the matrix for additional drama revolving around struggling to love someone for who they are, rather than their physical appearance. Bonus points for a new Neo-Trinity gay sex scene.

It will make bank based on brand recognition, while inundating a new generation of matrix fans with trans acceptance propaganda. After the film releases, the number of kids getting hormone replacement treatments will skyrocket, and the Wachowskis will justify their existence for a few more years before they kill themselves.


 No.982855

Haha you just lost the Game


 No.982877

File: 980f7d9982e3659⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 176x244, 44:61, 'girl'laughsderisivelyatyo….gif)

>>982853

>TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES

What is with 8chan's fixation on dick chicks? It's like your go-to thing for everything.


 No.982881

>>982877

You probably meant to ask him what is with the Liberals and Hollywood fixating on dick chicks and constantly injecting it into media.


 No.982883

>>982764

What a faggot, holy shit.


 No.982885

File: 857c308d52e89cf⋯.jpg (37.67 KB, 172x114, 86:57, facinating.jpg)

>>982881

I haven't seen anything about trannies except in 8chan hate fiction, m8.

Just because you're obsessed with cock doesn't mean everyone is.


 No.982891

>>982885

you're pretty bad at this, anon


 No.982896

>>982853

The Watchowskis wanted that in the original film. Switch was supposed to be a man in the Matrix, hence the name.


 No.982897

File: c240405fa2e183d⋯.png (618.3 KB, 1024x671, 1024:671, THE VEXING QUESTION.png)

>>982891

No, it's actually interesting. The default position I see here is "THEY'LL MAKE THEM TRANNYS" when there hasn't been any significant media trend toward trannys to justify that assumption. No major movies about trannys, no cartoons about trannys, no big comics about trannys. There's no reason to immediately assume that something by default will include trannys.

It makes it seem like you've got some kind of obsession with trannys.


 No.982899

>>982877

I was going to say you were completely wrong but then i saw the Questionable content general.


 No.982900

>>982897

The Watchowskis are literally trannies.


 No.982901

File: e9b72cfb6eac2ce⋯.gif (3.97 MB, 600x338, 300:169, ready player one.gif)

The Fur Community


 No.982904

File: 403f5fed00b2b35⋯.jpg (116.8 KB, 256x379, 256:379, The_Danish_Girl_(film)_pos….jpg)

>>982897

>No major movies about trannys

http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/list/10-great-transgender-films

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_transgender_characters_in_film_and_television

>no cartoons about trannys

Gen Zed I hope it's dead

>no big comics about trannys

You got me there, I can't recall anybody from teh top of my head

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_portrayals_of_transgender_people

It's about assuming the worst possible outcome. That way it hurts less when it comes out as something not as bad.


 No.982905

>>982897

>>982904

>no cartoons about trannys

There is a "genderqueer" kid in the "Twelve forever" cartoon thats coming out and there is all that shit in steven universe.

>no big comics about trannys

It exists but I cant remember the name of it right now because I barely read comics as it is since they are so trash.


 No.982906

File: 548bb47e691e7de⋯.png (6.25 KB, 492x328, 3:2, look at those boobs.png)


 No.982907

>>982906

Yeah I posted it for the furry joke but if there ends up being a ton of porn of that fur chick i'm not going to be complaining


 No.982909

File: 7f09eeaa42403ee⋯.jpg (19.38 KB, 340x364, 85:91, Noteddy.jpg)

>>982905

>There is a "genderqueer" kid in the "Twelve forever" cartoon thats coming out

I literally can't find anything about this.

>there is all that shit in steven universe.

Isn't most of that shit coming from tumblr?


 No.982911

File: 343d79832d61d96⋯.jpg (47.48 KB, 675x815, 135:163, 1460063694237.jpg)

>>982909

>I literally can't find anything about this.

a tweet from the creator or tumblr I guess, had to do some digging to bring it back up, see link and pic

http://12-forever.wikia.com/wiki/The_Butt_Witch

>Isn't most of that shit coming from tumblr?

the entire show is tumblr, have you not watched it?

I have and continue to keep up with it just so I can continue trash talking it.


 No.982914

>>982904

Thankfully the movie link is kill.


 No.982915

File: 4bf080ee0dda31e⋯.webm (1.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I'm gay.webm)

>>982914

huh, what a coincedink


 No.982918

File: 07185faf86671d4⋯.jpg (134.92 KB, 655x491, 655:491, 07185faf86671d4ead0e84259e….jpg)

>>982915

how rude of me, I meant to say (((pure coincidence)))

What strikes me most is the speed with which it was taken down only because it was mentioned here.

I thought (((you people))) wanted to normalize the whole tranny illness by exposing dumbass masses to it as much as possible.


 No.982921

>>982897

I know you're baitin', but as far as trannies relate to the Matrix, the Wachowski brothers directed the Matrix films, and have transitioned. Larry transitioned to Lana in 2008, then won a number of diversity awards for transitioning. Andy followed his brother's example in 2016, transitioning to Lilly.

They wanted to have an ambiguously gendered character in the original 1999 film, before it became fashionable to pretend trannys are people.

There is no way the brothers will be able to resist putting LGBTQIA+ shit in this situation


 No.982924

File: ef5e8182c0c78d0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.49 MB, 1832x2444, 458:611, 1604639 - Butt_Witch Twelv….jpg)

>>982911

>Bad guy is an confusing jumble of adult expectations

I don't see the offense here. She represents an abstract concept.

The porn artists don't seem to mind it either.

>the entire show is tumblr, have you not watched it?

1. That doesn't mean jack. That's like saying chan posts of slave Korra are canon. Give me facts.

2. No. I don't watch things I don't enjoy.


 No.982928

File: 29f77300fd6a731⋯.gif (730.16 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_muw0xi86Fn1ri3guxo1….gif)

File: 3ab7b274ef06748⋯.gif (233.4 KB, 400x225, 16:9, tumblr_naxj1fLOLg1s03lrno3….gif)

>>982924

>facts

fact: fusing is pretty much sex in crystal lore as admitted by the show creator / lead ukelele player

fact: steven and his indian girlfriend fused into a teenaged looking mess of a person (as well as pic related, looks like steven and pearl fusion)

fact: if something is pretty much tumblr incarnate and it is featured on the biggest cartoon channel on the planet, that's still mainstream push, tumblr or not


 No.982937

>>982877

Fuck off /tv/


 No.982939

File: 87c6282d4b4a76c⋯.jpg (134.87 KB, 989x689, 989:689, Capture.JPG)

File: 3aeceac6ec24394⋯.jpg (125.13 KB, 1098x722, 549:361, (((wow))).JPG)

File: d50c03123ee5a56⋯.jpg (69.33 KB, 644x599, 644:599, josh berger.JPG)

File: 36f210c67a2ca73⋯.png (936.36 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, bfi front page.png)

File: 814f2699d89661b⋯.jpg (75.29 KB, 677x431, 677:431, bfi.JPG)

disgostan'


 No.982945

File: a211bd74f9fb5f0⋯.png (84.11 KB, 336x420, 4:5, Stevonnie transmonster.PNG)

>>982928

I AM THE ULTIMATE, I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA OF NONBINARY, WORSHIP MY FEMININE PENI!


 No.982948

File: 08521896554ba12⋯.jpg (13.68 KB, 163x155, 163:155, Horror beyond words.jpg)

>>982945

>the goal of all trannys is to become the rebis, the sacred hermaphrodite theorized in ancient alchemical texts

>the rebis is the end product of a great work of alchemy

>a great work of alchemy such as the philosopher's stone


 No.982956

>>982948

>becoming nothing is in the same league as turning shit into gold

wut


 No.982978

>>982883

Who?

>the video maker

>the band ween

>the poster

>the writer

>everyone involved with the film


 No.982979

>>982948

You've got that backwards. Jews have profaned the hermetic and try to externalize and literalize it.


 No.982989

File: 5edbdb182efa365⋯.jpg (75.02 KB, 564x662, 282:331, DZmOcVjV4AAlnIh.jpg)

File: 743328f813e0e02⋯.jpg (114.47 KB, 1200x716, 300:179, DZmOd7qVMAAIN9_.jpg)

File: e258c218c6df499⋯.jpg (84.12 KB, 864x655, 864:655, DZmQOZwU8AEYM9C.jpg)

File: 5c1ae4f66f5bf89⋯.png (32.4 KB, 591x275, 591:275, nightmare vision.png)

>>982367

Every day we stray further from the light of God.

>>982516

If this movie drives all these faggots away from vidya, I'd take it as a silver lining.

>>982518

It doesn't matter if they are not made of flesh and bone, Hollywood will find a way to get them BAGELED. You don't worship their fridge-bodied skanks, they'll soil what you do hold dear.


 No.982993

>>982989

I read that second article, it spends 75% of the time slurping on Black Panther cock than actually talking about Reddit player one.


 No.983000

>>982301

>>982367

I can't believe they made a movie about VR Chat. Part of me thinks this is just going to be felt as an advertisement for VR Chat.


 No.983002

>>982989

>why are these references to a time when the country was 90% white focsuing on white people?

Also, implying blacks have culture.


 No.983003

>>983002

Well the ones in Africa and the Carribean do at least.


 No.983011

>>983003

Nope, just dragging around the corpse of the culture of their colonizers. Ask yourself why blacks in their actual habitats primary dress in old polo shirts? Because they don't create and live off advanced civilization's trash.


 No.983015

File: 3f90d664a6ec157⋯.jpeg (68.2 KB, 574x583, 574:583, 5E818FC6-176C-4932-A2F1-B….jpeg)

>>982853

Stop it anon. Stop it.

STOP IT


 No.983026

>>982945

That's the two of them fused? It looks like the ugly and mean red haring character you'd see in 90's cartoons. I suppose that's accurate to real trannies though.


 No.983049

>>982367

So how much did they pay for all these fucking cameos, or did people pay to get their products placed? I don't fucking get it either way because LOL REFERENCES really shouldn't sell considering these are all just fucking bit parts.


 No.983063

File: 007b544f41ab076⋯.png (88.33 KB, 336x420, 4:5, 007b544f41ab0762087bd10e92….png)

>>983026

tbh thats an edit, but this is the original


 No.983120

>>983063

Did they ever comment on this, or is it just out there with no explanation. I could think it would make sense that the original form would be when Connie was the more domminant mindset, while this fugly mug is Steven Dominant.


 No.983122

>>983120

its from one of the most recent episodes I think

they fuse to pilot a fighter and end up crash landing on an alien planet, and live fused for days until rescued


 No.983139

>>983122

Ah, so maybe It still holds true, Steven feeling he has to protect Connie took over so the masculine version of the combination took precedence.


 No.983152

File: c354dee7b527dc4⋯.png (45.94 KB, 940x300, 47:15, food-diversity-comic[1].png)

>>982989

>erasure of black culture

that's funny, because based on the futuristic setting of the movie it actually makes sense


 No.983153

>>982989

I hate to be that guy, but isn't a coincidence how all those articles are written about a Warner Bros property… Meanwhile A Wrinkle in Time, which is a infinitely worse movie gets articles praising the fuck out of it while it being Disney? Really makes u think.


 No.983154

>>982978

The video maker is a faggot.


 No.983159

>>983153

A Wrinkle in Time is only raping a single book. This movie is raping the entire low-brow "culture" of modernity.


 No.983161

>>983153

Well, in addition to being Disney, Wrinkle in Time was directed by an overrated and overhyped 'stunning and brave' black wymyn director and features several prominent black people, like Oprah. Basically, the critics didn't criticise it too hard because 'muh diversity' and they said as much

>>983159

>This movie is raping the entire low-brow "culture" of modernity

It's not raping it any worse than an episode of Big Bang Theory, which they love. They should be sucking this movie off


 No.983162

>>983161

The Big Bang theory is about how a bunch of jews are much smarter than the dirty shiksa whore. Of course they love it.


 No.983164

>>983162

There's only one Jew on Big Bang Theory and, in any case, RPO was made by Spielberg, King Jew, so again they should be sucking it off.


 No.983165

>>983164

>There's only one Jew on Big Bang Theory

The three main nerds are played by jews. The fake neuroscientist bitch is also a jew.


 No.983166

>>983165

>The three main nerds are played by jews

Only the Jewish one, funnily enough, is Jewish. The other two aren't

>The fake neuroscientist bitch is also a jew

Yentas don't count


 No.983167

>>983159

>This movie is raping the entire low-brow "culture" of modernity.

And why is this bad again?


 No.983168

>>983166

>those jews are jews, goy

>>983167

It's not, but it is casting a wider net.


 No.983169

>>983168

>those jews are jews, goy

What?


 No.983170

>>983154

My friend made that video. Fuck you.


 No.983175

>>983170

Your friend is a faggot.


 No.983176

>>983175

Butthurt RP1 marketer.


 No.983180

>>983176

Butthurt faggot buttbuddy.


 No.983182

>>983180

>this is the absolute state of paid shillry


 No.983183

>>983139

>Ah, so maybe It still holds true, Steven feeling he has to protect Connie took over so the masculine version of the combination took precedence.

nope, she is the aggressive masculine one


 No.983314

File: 41b7a69fba7c5ca⋯.jpg (46.13 KB, 650x466, 325:233, the homoerotic community.jpg)

>>983182

>this is the absolute state of the gay community


 No.983318


 No.983359

File: 15f810d3749a3ce⋯.png (194.68 KB, 494x358, 247:179, 1403577339954.png)

>>982367

>The Neverending Story

>Ferris Bueller's Day Off

>The Breakfast Club

>The Iron Giant

>King Kong

>Godzilla

>Conan the Barbarian

It goes on and on, I don't know if I'll be able to see any of this shit the same way again if I watch that movie.

Also, how much of a clusterfuck is the final battle scene? Half the fucking list is just characters that show up at that point in the movie.


 No.983385

>>983318

I'm only >>983170 and >>982978 , some other faggot is addressing the other faggot after that point.


 No.983409

File: 7e8eb19e0809140⋯.jpg (77.08 KB, 1000x1250, 4:5, inflatable-penis-costume-w.jpg)

>>982367

>22 Jump Street: Jeff can be seen in the final battle.

what a funny joke x d


 No.983415

File: 9af23088ff77a9c⋯.jpg (89.62 KB, 512x384, 4:3, Fuck♂You.jpg)

>>983385

Who are you calling a faggot, faggot?


 No.983440

Is Sonichu in it?


 No.983441

>>982301

DAE see Ready Player One™?? so cringe amirite xDD I had to see it right away, on the big screen (in IMAX®, of course!) :))

die


 No.983460

>>983415

Fuck you leatherman, I'll show you who's boss of this thread.


 No.983468

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983476

File: e758fa6c100ff80⋯.png (19.35 KB, 446x412, 223:206, 1397153043310.png)

The fact that they shoved the Iron Giant in just for "HEY YOU REMEMBER THIS HUH ONLY 90S KIDS AMIRITE" pisses me off so fucking much that is the single biggest thing I hate about that shit show

I will never stop being mad

They could have picked any mecha from LE EBIN 90S LMAO DUDE but NO they had to pick him and shove him in a a cheap cash grab

His whole thing was being innocent and hanging out with the kid and then making things right, but now, where's the kid? Lmao fuck Hogarth amirite he's not cool but you know who's cool is this dumb fuckin character nobody likes but you're forced to look at the whole movie

Let the poor thing stay in dignified peace, instead of dragging him in for le epik references

It pisses me off so much, just hate, hate is all I feel for this movie


 No.983491

>>983092

>white

He's a kike.


 No.983499

File: 301f575ed1bbbbf⋯.jpg (27.91 KB, 482x307, 482:307, kleber.jpg)

>>983476

>movie about nonviolence and solving issues without the threat of conflict

>lol lets put him in the big war scene where he fucking shoots lasers and punches shit


 No.983512

File: 9185bf5de2cc4b9⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, beyond_mad.jpg)

>>983476

It really is just the most vapid thing ever written/filmed. The book and the movie both. Seeing something you love in it is supposed to be the selling point, that's the pandering. But I just can't help but feel insulted at every reference I understand or every time they include something I like. It's as though they're taking the source material and sucking all life out of it to use as the most soulless, dead cash-grab and it disgusts me. When something I really love appears in it, I feel somewhat hurt. Like it's being used as a cheap whore.


 No.983519

File: d771e3ce4a336cd⋯.jpg (13.04 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images.jpg)

>>982700

Just saw it with some friends. The IRL parts kinda dragged on but the OASIS parts were pretty damn good. Final fight had a Gundam Vs Mecha Godzilla, which is of course what the Japanese guy picked. Best part I think was the guy driving the Deloren with the door open doing drivebys on 101 grunts and being chucked different weapons like a Railgun and Halo rocket launcher.

I was expecting something worse but as an entertainment flick like marvel movies, it's not bad.


 No.983525

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

it's a loot crate

this whole movie is a visual loot crate


 No.983526

File: 3a2338cdc654560⋯.webm (59.92 KB, 326x184, 163:92, absolutley_loud.webm)

File: 3a2338cdc654560⋯.webm (59.92 KB, 326x184, 163:92, absolutley_loud.webm)

File: 3a2338cdc654560⋯.webm (59.92 KB, 326x184, 163:92, absolutley_loud.webm)

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>>983519

>Just saw it with some friends.

kill yourself and your friends


 No.983527

File: 951559485940640⋯.gif (233.53 KB, 650x560, 65:56, vomit.gif)

>>983476

>>983512

I think that's why this movie was made. Nobody liked the book, but it still gets adapted into a movie with a huge budget because it's the perfect vehicle for Hollywood to say "FUCK YOU".

>You don't care about movies and like videogames instead? FUCK YOU, videogame publishers still bend the knee to us and we can shit on their brands by including their characters in this trash.

>You think new movies are garbage and just watch old ones instead? FUCK YOU, we put a bunch of old movies mixed up in this garbage!

>You'd rather watch cartoons or read comics than pay us shekels to see our movies? Well we already made plenty of movies to shit on comic books but FUCK YOU the Iron Giant is our bitch now too.

>You like anime rather than our movies? FUCK YOU! We're coming for it, fucker, and we're going to shit it up just to spite you. Ghost in the Shell was barely even the beginning.

>You like BOOKS, faggot?! We COULD adapt the book you like into a shitty movie if we wanted to, but hipster faggots who "read books" like you aren't a profitable demographic so instead we're adapting the worst garbage we could find. Fuck you on principle, though.

The whole seems like a power play from Warner Brothers. It's like they're trying to prove that they're still rich enough to make other kinds of media their bitches. Hollywood is so creatively dead that their new marketing strategy is trying to damage other forms of media so that you'll have to watch movies because, when everything else is a corporate cash-grab that's as devoid of talent or imagination as movies are, Hollywood still has the biggest budget.


 No.983549

>>983512

I already feel like that seeing the trailer.

What's with the love for this garbage but the hate for the Emoji movie? It's the same shit. And soon Ralph 2. Ugh.

This is the decade of commercials disguised as movies.


 No.983550

>>983519

Reading this makes me sick.


 No.983559

So, 'memberberries, the Motion Picture?


 No.983561

I think I'd have to agree with RLM, who the fuck is this movie for?


 No.983564

>>982367

>Oasis is Oasis band reference

>Player One is Player1 like in vidya you know reference

>gorilla is a Booyega reference

>Spielberg is a pol-merchant meme reference

NOW I GET IT! :-0


 No.983565

>>983561

Millenials who pretend to have nostalgia for things their parents liked. Same as Star Wars. Alternatively, literally anyone dumb enough to enter a cinema in [Current Year+3]


 No.983566

>>982928

>pic2

There is a portal in her vagina?

What is the sauce?


 No.983570

>>983565

>Millenials who pretend to have nostalgia for things their parents liked

Nobody under 38 is gonna get all the references and nobody over 38 is gonna sit still for this nearly three hour long movie that has barely any plot beyond POP CULTURE REFERENCE

So, again, who is this movie for?


 No.983608

>>983566

That's from the show. The les–GENDERLESS space rocks fuse together by dancing and doing blatantly sexual actions. Brought to you by the choseness who made smut of a crying Double D being fucked by Eddy.


 No.983635

>>983165

To be fair, all of you americans are jews, or at least you have been tainted with jewish blood.


 No.983639

>>983561

hipsters


 No.983640

>>983639

>>983635

The people which is right now calling it sexist and problematic.


 No.983641

File: d48f410f8b93635⋯.jpg (62.89 KB, 800x648, 100:81, 4a79ddc7779c5b74fae9edb3dc….jpg)

>>983640

Which would be hilarious, but I'm still too mad this movie (and book) exists in the first place.


 No.983642

>>983635

yeah and Hitler was jewish too, right?


 No.983644

>>983642

That's the only explanation I see to find so many leftist faggots in your country.


 No.983645

File: aabba689ed16e74⋯.webm (7.83 MB, 480x270, 16:9, Yuri telling it like it i….webm)

>>983644

>what are useful idiots for 500?


 No.983646

>>983645

>what are useful idiots for 500?

People tainted with jewish blood yet they are not aware of it.


 No.983647

File: 54871e7fc1a2031⋯.gif (3 MB, 498x451, 498:451, b_1_q_0_p_0.jpg.gif)


 No.983648

>>983647

Just look at them, at their noses, at their bone structure, at their failure of beards. They are jews LARPing as white men like that shlomo in that webm.


 No.983649

File: 926e8eff306d0b4⋯.jpg (80.69 KB, 474x497, 474:497, 926e8eff306d0b4f71fc686a35….jpg)

>>983648

anon, that's fucking retarded, go back to /leftypol/


 No.983650

File: 2ab0f34459a961f⋯.png (18.63 KB, 255x255, 1:1, hold on.png)

>>983649

>Mentioning /leftypol/ at all

Are you /leftypol/ by any chance reflecting your shittiness on others?


 No.983651

>>983650

no, you're the one spouting such bullshit even extreme /pol/acks wouldn't take you seriously.

>jews are shit

<all amercians are jews

>they're not all jewish, most of them are useful idiots

<useful idiots are jews

>get the fuck out of here, retard

<you are jews


 No.983652

>>982897

I recall there being a shitty Canadian cartoon where the main guy dressed up as a dominatrix by night and fought frankenstein.


 No.983659

>>983491

Read the book a few weeks ago in preparation for the movie. Wade Watts is not jewish. In fact his ethnicity isn't discussed - even in the footnotes of the book.


 No.983661

File: 4f474781dae9820⋯.gif (1021.49 KB, 540x360, 3:2, Cybersix gif.gif)

>>983652

You're talking about Cybersix. The cartoon aired in Canada, and was partially produced in Canada, but it's based off a comic book that was originally created in Argentina, published in an Italian comic book magazine in the Spanish language, then imported to France where it was translated into French (the French version was imported to Canada, and is what the cartoon is based off of). It was later translated in English for England distribution.

You also got the character backward. The main character, Cybersix, is female, and fights bad guys and monsters at night. By day, she cross dresses into a male named Adrian and teaches English at a highschool while trying not to crush on the science teacher. One of Adrian's students crushes on him so it leads to some peculiar love triangle shenanigans.

Cross dressing as the opposite gender is a pretty good way to hide your identity if you are a super hero, all things considered. Shame you thought it was terrible; then again everyone here seems to think everything is terrible. Good thing our opinions don't really matter.


 No.983678

>>983661

I guess I just assumed it was shitty because it was a Canadian cartoon and those are usually shitty.


 No.983681

>>982367

The Warcraft one has me convinced this is fake.


 No.983684

>>983527

The book was viraled actually more than the movie if you can believe it. Even had a Will Wheaton audiobook day one and everything.


 No.983685

>>983570

Do you understand the concept of secondaries, anon? There are people out there who will skin the official wiki for every reference in preparation before watching the movie just so they can say "oh, I get that one" more than their friends.


 No.983688

>>983678

Considering how far we (Canada) have fallen from the days of Mainframe entertainment, I honestly cannot fucking blame you for that assumption. That said, someone has uploaded all the original episodes on youtube. The sound quality can be potato sometimes but since no one has ripped the DVD release yet it's the best we have.


 No.983691

>>983681

And don't forget "Yeah Yeah Beepiss I", which is a misspelling of a game that doesn't even exist in the first place.


 No.983696

>>983526

>>983550

What is up with you negative nellies?


 No.983745

>>982311

>there are still these kinds of people too deluded to see how bad things really are


 No.983746

>>983661

Wasn't there also the plot point of her having Not!Aids so she disguised herself as some stuffy male dweeb to avoid having to deal with that problem?


 No.983756

File: 97eab46aadee8d7⋯.png (591.54 KB, 1203x392, 1203:392, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983827

>>983525

i cannot stand the normalizing of nerd culture


 No.983828

File: 0d4e96439e8e6bd⋯.jpg (15.39 KB, 631x403, 631:403, shezow1.jpg)

>>983652

>>983661

the show you are thinking of is called SheZow


 No.983829

>>983828

wait. im retarted. kill me plz


 No.983845

>>983659

He meant the actor, smart one.


 No.983846

File: 8a4dbf023503841⋯.png (526.81 KB, 839x582, 839:582, Chameleon.PNG)

>>983651

America has the most Jews in the world, even more than israel. Approximately more than 10 million. Even that number is an understatement.


 No.983932

>>983828

Was that any good?


 No.983942

>>983932

Got some porn out of it

Guy (thats his name) inherits the mantle of the superheroine Shezow from his dead aunt when he mockingly puts on the transformation ring and spouts some shit

He has to keep it a secret from his dad not because he's afraid of his dad's reaction to his son bring a crossdressing superheroine trap faggot, but because his dad's a cop and already hates the previous Shezow for grandstanding vigilantism

Notable for having the worst superhero fashion coordination ever (not matching your boots and gloves? Tres lame)


 No.983947

>>983846

Please send help.

-t. burger


 No.984051

File: 96818e7b30b9f85⋯.png (13.3 KB, 229x219, 229:219, 1444146633300.png)

>>982367

This movie could've been a merchandise goldmine if it focused on original ideas. They missed the opportunity for a star wars sized action figure/toy line. Hollywood needs to fucking burn.


 No.984056

>>984051

>This movie could've been a merchandise goldmine

No it wouldn't have, they tried something similar to what you said with The Last Action movie but it still failed.


 No.984703

>>983942

I never liked the cheetah print on that outfit. Honestly, I wonder if there are any other trap super heroes out there that are lewd but also fun super hero stuff in general.


 No.984779

>>982924

Are you an idiot? Have you even bothered to check the creator's social media? Its nothing but tumblriffic hashtags and talking about how she hopes to push the envelope on diversity. Hell have you seen what she looks like? Like a tumblr stereotype straight from one of their self portraits.




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