No.979222
Previous thread: >>973326
Yesterday was the 18th Anniversary of Sonichu's Creation!
Let's celebrate by enjoying the latest issue of SONICHU!
No.979224
>>979222
In this issue, Sonichu's son, Robert Sonichu decides that he wants to be a girl.
This is upsetting, not because of trannys, but because Robert is named after Chris's dead dad, who on his death bed told Chris he knew about his cross-dressing and was shamed by it.
No.979226
>>979224
In the previous issue, Chris completely reversed his decision on gays, and now it's clear they're allowed in CWCville schools.
Robert, now Roberta, announces his decision to the supportive cries of his big-breasted gal-pals.
No.979227
>>979224
Jesus, what a horrible way to go… infested by bugs, in horrible pain, and finding out you were a complete failure to your autistic son and snorlax wife.
No.979228
>>979226
With his new identity comes new changes. Magi-Chan gives Roberta a CD that will use sound waves to change him into a girl.
This is a reference to Chris's current belief in the transformation powers of subliminal frequency hypnosis. He'd listen to videos like "Penis to Vagina Transformation Level 2" and genuine think that he was growing a uterus and changing into a girl.
This line of thinking led to an infamous incident in July 2016 where Chris drunkenly cut his taint open with a knife to "free the vagina growing inside of him".
No.979229
>>979227
But at least you'll be memorialized in his best selling comic.
No.979233
>>979228
Roberta becomes a full fledged female. I think that since CWCville has access to magic cds that change your gender, can it really be said that there are transsexuals in CWCville?
After Roberta recounts her first girlfriend who turned out to be the creation of a troll, we meet Chris at the mall who talks to Roberta about "girl things". Then Chris excuses himself correct the horrible insult that is Sonic with blue arms. In real life, this lead to him macing a gamestop employee and earning a misdemeanor assault charge.
Then we meed some green lesbian sonichu for Roberta to bang.
No.979234
>>979233
Roberta runs around and makes a bunch of Pride Rainbows, which I think is her shtick as a sonichu.
No.979235
You know what’s kind of fucked up? This really isn’t all that different from current year Marvel writing.
No.979243
>>979234
The chapter ends with Roberta claiming she was never a tranny, but just a female soul who turned her body into that of a woman and loves pussy. To top it all off, Chris includes a quote from the Micheal Jackson song "Man in the Mirror".
We also get some art of his character's in Halloween costumes, and all of them are dressed like My Little Pony Characters. So we can just check the "My Little Pony" box on the "Loathsome Fandoms that Chris-Chan is a part of" list.
No.979246
>>979243
Oh boy, we're going to see some new faces and some old foes!
At the CWCville SLBGTQ Pride Festival, we're introduced to a character named Danial Steckle. He's a real-life person, a youtube reviewer named DStecks. The reason he features prominently is because he donated $1000 to Chris-Chan, with every $10 dollars going to one page of Sonichu #11. Unfortunately for DSteks, his donation was seen as a gift by Chris, and he promptly never made good on his promise. It also planted the erroneous idea in Chris's head that his "fans" will just give him money for nothing.
Nothing interesting happens after that, except for Chris casually mentioning how he's gaining psychic powers. Remember the "subliminal frequency hypnosis" videos I mentioned earlier? Well Chris believes that shit is making him Professor X.
No.979247
>>979246
RELDNAHC IS BACK!
Yes, the evil gay version of Chris has returned! What evils does he have in store for Chris now that Chris is a woman?!
No.979248
>>979247
Oh … he gets an apology from Chris for injecting him with his pure straight blood.
Chris you just set me up and then let me down.
No.979249
>>979248
Looks like we get an actual antagonist this time, because in addition to Reldnahc, someone else has also returned.
FUCKING COUNT GRADUON IN METAL SONICHU'S BODY ON THE MOON!
Yeah lose me but then you win me right back, Chris.
Count Graduon summons Reldnahc to his presence to tell him that not only is he still alive, but that he wants Reldnahc to cause chaos in preparation for his return to CWCville! Reldnahc jumps at the offer because what the fuck else is he going to do?
No.979251
>>979249
Chris and Crystal transform into their furry forms, and now I'm starting to think Crystal is a little redundant seeing as Chris is a woman now.
No.979253
>>979251
Reldnahc shows up with an army of Jerkops to fucking wreck the shit out of Chris's alternative life-style jerk-off fest.
No.979255
>>979253
Unfortunately for Reldnahc and Count Graduon, Chris and his Mary Sue's are way too OP for them.
No.979256
>>979255
This chapter ends with the forces of evil defeated and Chris honors his late father by going on a two page spiel about how he's the reincarnation of a lesbian hippie who went to Woodstock
No.979258
>>979256
The next chapter is Sonichu talking to Silvania Rosechu pretending to be Sonic about his wedding to Rosechu. This comic incorporates elements from his infamous "Ivy Wedding" comic ( >>976486) and a complete rip-off of a fan comic.
No.979260
>>979259
So, if you've read Sonichu before, then you know it's weird. Well … this shit opens a whole new chapter on that.
Sonichu gets real disgusting real fast.
No.979262
>>979261
C…Chris, why are you doing this?
No.979266
>>979264
So…right…that….happened. I feel violated.
No.979270
>>979266
Sonichu #12 ends with a trip to meet My Little Pony characters, introduced by a Chris-Chan little pony.
You know, I went into this thinking Chris had sold out. To my surprise, and later abject horror, it turned out he did not.
No.979318
>>979246
>his "fans" will just give him money for nothing.
>erroneous
No.979323
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>You were born to witness Chris-chan to become an actual celebrity with a fanbase
Fucking hell, could you imagine just 8-10 years ago that people were willing to have photos with him? Let alone have a con dedicating his life
No.979326
>>979318
Every cent "fans" send him are based on the condition that they get something in return. Those "fans" usually ride his ass about getting them the commissions, medallions, or other crappy products that they purchased from him.
The $1000 was different, because even though it was for Chris to make more comics, Chris saw it as free money. It was that donation that gave him the idea that he could just beg for money without all the work of actually producing anything.
>>979323
That was a panel on Chris-Chan that Chris happened to crash. It's actually rather heart-warming.
Too bad it was hot off the heels of Chris creeping on DoopieDoOver so hard that she was forced to block him. Which is why we're probably not going to get that Sonichu/ Planet Dolan cross-over we were promised.
No.979417
No.979435
>>979417
No, he's a "lesbian".
No.979443
>>979435
>lesbians aren't homosexuals
No.979451
>>979443
>a cross-dressing man with a penis wanting to have sex with women is homosexual
You apparently missed the quotation marks, friend.
No.979452
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>979323
Things change.
I'm sure back in 2008, people thought destroying the original Sonichu medallion was "LULZ".
Now we mourn the loss of an important piece of Christory.
No.979453
>>979451
Is he actually trans or is this a "clever" ploy to get china?
No.979833
>>979453
He seems pretty dead-set on people calling him "Christine" and "she". If he's in it for a con, it's one hell of a con (not even factoring in the festering wound he gave himself as part of his """transition""").
No.979870
Now that he's all trans, tolerant and sheeeiit, could he be trolled further by giving him the Garrison treatment?
No.979876
>>979453
He got effectively trolled into trannydom.
No.979879
>>979876
If Chris had been discovered today, in his current state, SJWs would surely come to his defense against the bigots that dare mock him.
No.979901
>>979833
>(not even factoring in the festering wound he gave himself as part of his """transition""").
He was drunk and sad when that happened. Lesbians were mocking him for not having a vagina.
No.979956
>>979879
Nah, some of his ealiest and most persistent trolls have always been (proto)-SJWs who justified their trolling because Chris was such a racist, sexist, homophobic WHITE FUCKING MALE.
>>979901
And said "lesbians"? Inner circle trolls.
No.979972
>>979876
>Chris trolled into trannydom
Chris becoming a tranny was a surprise to the trolls, and it's really one of the big mysteries in Chris's life.
>>979956
>trolls in 2006 justified their actions with memes from 2016
Why are you such a newfag?
Also, do you fucking have proof that the lesbians were inner circle trolls? Because I can't find shit to back that up.
No.980079
>>979956
>Nah, some of his ealiest and most persistent trolls have always been (proto)-SJWs who justified their trolling because Chris was such a racist, sexist, homophobic WHITE FUCKING MALE.
Many of his earlier and more persistent trolls are also worse than he is at being normal human beings. They are also massive hypocrites when it comes to how Chris is treated.
You might be interested in these threads about PVCC. I don't have the first one, but I have parts 2 and 3.
https://archive.is/RDSOp
https://archive.is/ChmzT
No.980278
I actually enjoyed reading this. Am I a pervert?
No.980418
>>979972
Uh the whole TomGirl of Virginia forum thing was all trolls, that seems pretty premeditated a push towards the tranny thing.
No.980430
>>980418
That was founded a month after Chris came out as a "tomgirl". A dead giveaway is "tomgirl", a term Chris came up with.
No.980483
>>979972
>the sjw mentality doesn't predate sjw memes
No.980507
>>980278
It's nice to see a TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fan.
No.980510
So which troll got Chris to do a weight gain episode anyway?
No.980513
>>979972
>Why are you such a newfag?
Nigga, you were either born after 9/11 or spent most of your life as an obvious brainlet if you think crying crocodile tears over muh sexism/racism/homophobia to harass imagined "bigots" is a fucking meme from 2016.
The current CWC wiki pages telling the story of horrible thoughtcrimes against the GloboHomo order commited by autistic manchild from eight years ago ffs.
No.980522
>>980513
>I've lived long enough to see /pol/ paint Chris-Chan as the victim of the jews
Your post speaks volumes.
No.980537
OP, when you run out of Sonichu, you should post the adventures of Sonichu's joyboy, Asperchu the Electric/Aspergers Hedgehog Pokemon.
No.980540
>>980537
Or we could do Lazerbot's Tails Gets Trolled.
No.980541
>>980537
Fuck that noise. Moon Pals.
Chris believed it was worth killing a man over.
No.980555
>>980554
And that's the last of Moon-Pals.
No.980577
>>980541
Moon Pals is also acceptable.
No.980578
>>980540
Make a thread for it, B. It deserves it's own. I'd like to read it again.
No.980599
So I just happened upon this drawing by Chris. A letter from himself to himself.
I am concerned.
No.980602
>>980599
Huh. I actually feel kind of bad for old chris. Gods, these transthings, I'll never understand them. Now he's angry at his past self for being… well, himself! I don't think Chris really understands what he's doing here to himself. I mean, he's angry at himself for things he did himself, but he treats it like he's a new and DIFFERENT person now, somehow removed from the "old" Chris-chan. He believes himself to be a woman now (like so many other stupid fucking fags), so by kicking his past self in the nuts, he probably thinks he frees himself from his past sins. It's stupid and I'm rambling.
No.980619
>>980602
I hope the next troll convinces Chris his male self has teamed up with Reldnahc and is trying to take over CWCville.
No.980630
>>980599
Oh God, why does each individual ball need its own sound effect to crack?
No.980665
>>979253
Weird. I drew similar storylines back then, where an alternate, more badass version of my self-insert protagonist tries to take over his life/ replace him. He keeps coming back until he realizes all battles ending in a draw wastes his time, so he hides and resigns with the last of his surviving minions.
I guess that's one way to handle your massive insecurities. Putting the shit I drew together would be a feast for any therapist.
You can see all psychological developments over the years in it. First silly, then perverted, then angry/ hopeless conflict/ edgy, then resigned, then mocking myself and my work.
No.980666
>>979264
What the hell is even going on, it's turning into a fetish diary. "Here's my weekly fetish, time to put it in the comics."
No.980673
>>980599
Let's also not forget this gem.
No.980684
>>979452
It wouldn't be history without loss
No.980712
>>979263
That weird correction note….I mean why doesn't he just redraw things? I never quite understand it. I'm sure he has a logic but I'd love to hear him explain it
No.980721
>>980712
I'm more curious how Chris can regularly draw for over a decade and yet somehow not even slightly improve by sheer accident or random chance. It's a fucking gift.
No.980722
>>980541
I thought he killed all of the Asperpedia Four?
No.980723
>>980721
He improved a little bit. I mean, now you can actually tell what he was trying to draw. The first issue took a lot of squinting before you could figure out what was going on.
And now the proportions are still fucked up but stay more or less consistent.
No.980770
No.980793
>>980555
Thanks for the cancer OP.
No.981074
>>980278
No but you might want to visit a doctor.
No.981116
Asperchu is actually a pretty good parody of CWC's life and Sonichu. It's also funny. Moon Pals is just edgy bullshit, just like Sonichu is Dead by the same cartoonist. It may have annoyed Chris, but it's not entertaining.
No.981147
>>981116
I found it amusing.
No.981152
>>979453
Chris is better than most trannies, he just directly wants to a woman and that's it. His autism and low IQ shields him from the SJW sophistry that usually goes with trannies.
No.981174
>>981152
I think he's just more successful.
No.981220
>>981152
What's funny is that despite being a tranny, Chris is incredibly prejudiced toward other trannies.
No.981250
No.981322
>>979228
Wow. Chris really manage to capture how fucking ugly trannies are. Also holy shit magi-chans dialogue is fucking killing me.
No.981365
>>981152
It's not so much he wants to be a woman, it's his failure to woo any woman, ever and his conclusion, from being told "I have a boyfriend", that all the pretty girls are taken by selfish men. So he hates men, to the point he doesn't want to be one, and wants to be a lesbian.
It's an artefact of his autistic habit of taking things completely literally.
No.982368
One of the things that I find amusing about the CWC phenomenon is that he has an entire wiki devoted to documenting everything he does, he has recieved calls and emails from trolls (some posing as famous people) on an almost daily basis for a decade, has had fake internet forums created just to fuck with him, and has gone on dates irl with women who were later revealed to be trolling him.
Then he gets called stupid for being paranoid, believing that there is a conspiracy against him, and believing that he is special and important to thousands of strangers.
No.982494
Thanks for the easter cancer.
No.984378
This entire thread, but especially Chris-chan
No.984424
>>984378
It's "high-functioning autism". YOU! DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARD!
No.984433
>>982368
Well, he did believe that even before his life turned into a real Truman's Show.
No.984573
I think I found the source of #4's cover.