/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>I'm a good guy now because the writer wants me to be

This doesn't sound like much of an improvement.

This would be like forgiving Star Trek Discovery for using a handful of original sound effects

>>965422

>Bendis is based guys hes being back the old shit

>he a gud boi

and you wonder why capeshit is shit

>>965422

>forgiving bendis at all

He ruined every single part of Marvel he touched.

This is no different.

>>965433

>implying daredevil's strongest character outside of daredevil wasn't vincent d'onofrio's portrayal of kingpin

The bumbling autistic man was great.

Bendis is going to have her swallow Luke Cage's big shit dick, and you know it.

>>965512

Didn't Luke Cage already bang the Black Cat, though? She's one of the biggest sluts in the Marvel Universe, they keep going on about Spider-Man being her one and only yet she's gotten fucked by nearly as many guys as Black Widow.

>>965502

>The bumbling autistic man was great.

I think his point was they'll put him back in the spotlight to try and make it as good again, thus tainting his previously great season.

>>965531

You do not capitalize and

>>965550

You do when it begins a sentence.

>>965559

he a gud boi and you wonder why capeshit is shit

That's not a sentence, that's forgetting to put a full stop as the end of the first sentence.

>>965427

Gotta love how fucking SUPER HEROES are completely okay with a criminal just switching sides. It's fine you did crimes and shit completely aware of your actions, your a "good guy" now.

>>965556

You're not supposed to begin a sentence with 'and' you uneducated faggot

>>965521

>Didn't Luke Cage already bang the Black Cat, though?

She was in the Heroes for Hire post-Civil War but I doubt she actually banged Luke Cage. This was around the time Bendis was trying to push his self-insert OC Jessica Jones

>She's one of the biggest sluts in the Marvel Universe

Not even close. Black Widow's fucked everybody. Daredevil, Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye.

I don't know what they've done with Black Cat since I stopped reading Marvel Comics, but as far as I know she's only fucked Peter, Flash Thompson (mainly to get back at Peter) and Puma. Oh and Kevin Smith made her a rape victim because he's a hack

>>965522

I thought he was going to become more like the old school Kingpin?

>>965619

>Luke Cage banging Black Cat

I thought it was some offhand comment Cage said when his couch got destroyed and he said he fucked Felicia on that couch.

Well after Superior Spiderman Black Cat decided to become a mob boss because SpOck punched her out and made her lose a tooth. That and they tried to pull some "she can play bad with the male mobsters too!" Even though it makes her look overcompensating and ridiculously psychotic to the point even Kingpin never went that psychotic.

>>965619

Like >>965620 said, Luke mentioned it and no-one's really refuted it since, so it's still there.

Felicia also got banged by Daredevil and Wolverine last I checked and they also had her mention in one of the issues that she screws sailors for fun during their shore leave though I can't for the life of me remember the name of the comic that was from.

>>965635

I'm surprised she hasn't caught any STD's.

>>965619

>Oh and Kevin Smith made her a rape victim because he's a hack

It just occurred to me that before Smith's shitty retcon, Felicia actually lost her virginity to Peter since she never, ever mentions having a boyfriend before Spider-Man. It also explains her near stalker-ish obsession with Peter if you know anything about how clingy girls get to guys who pop their cherry.

Meanwhile, Mary Jane is implied to have had many boyfriends before Peter, so in an ironic twist, the "bad girl" turned out to be more pure than the "good girl". But no, that fat faggot had to mess all of it up.

>>965622

>biting on bite

Annnnd reported.

There's nothing salvaged here, that shit still happened and unless she's part of actual good stories, this isn't a good thing, just a neutral thing.

Bendis can still suck nigger dick, the only thing he did was to not further spread the cancer (this time). Wow, good job.

>bendis is around

>black cat is bad

Can't have that goyim. After all she is blackcat and we all know blacks cant be bad

>>965635

It's still far fewer than Black Widow, who's probably fucked the entire Marvel Universe at this point.

>>965638

I'm generally grateful that Smith is a lazy piece of shit who very rarely finishes a book, because if he weren't he'd probably fuck up comics worse than Bendis.

>>965705

Is Black Widow a bigger slut than She Hulk?

>>965422

>based Bendis

u fuckin wot, m8

>>976212

Are we talking Byrne's She-Hulk or Slott's?

>>976293

I guess Byrne?

>>976565

Before Slott, She-Hulk had one confirmed lover, Wyatt Wingfoot. She flirted with Hercules, and Steve Gerber gave her an ex-boyfriend from college. THAT WAS IT. Especially no Juggernaut.

It's like the shitheads who wrote her afterwards only knew her from the porn.

>>976567

>It's like the shitheads who wrote her afterwards only knew her from the porn.

They're fanboys. It doesn't surprise me that a sexually repressed troll like Dan Slott would make her the Marvel Universe equivalent of the town pump

>>978333

>Bendis takes over Superman

>the first thing he does is break up their family

I wish I had screencapped all of the posts calling it. Is that thread still up?

>>978333

Fucking writers, always have to break couples up for cheap drama.

>>978333

On the one hand a divorce arc would be fucking horrible. On the other it'd get Jon further away from Bendis

>>978395

You mean fanboys. Fanboys have two modes:

1) Undo the stuff I don't like

2) Do the stuff I've always wanted to see

Bendis and Geoff Johns fit the mould perfectly

>>978398

And now we have an amazing meta-narrative of a wife divorcing her husband to keep her son away from and abusive man

>>978336

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