No.965140
The comics are better than the CW show.
No.965142
this was a point of contention?
No.965151
>>965144
These are very sexist, I'm not even kidding. OP's all right though, it is okay and fun, is not like I'm offended because they apply feminine stereotypes to a man's game, I get the joke but there's something about how absolute retarded they have to make the characters to make the joke, secondly, they wouldn't pick such scrawny girls for Baseball, those women need to take their protein shakes and do their exercises, really.
No.965154
>>965140
>>965144
Wow. These comics made me a full blown feminist.
No.965228
>>965227
>selling kisses
Absolutley haram.
No.965294
>>965151
Very well put. I honestly can't tell if you're baiting or not.
No.965498
I'd pay 'em a dollar each to kiss each other.
No.965507
>>965319
But who was maniac?
No.965711
Good misogyny, but the jokes are super lame and childish. Wasn't one of the artists a lewder in his free time?
Also, wasn't this a Christian comic for a while?
No.965717
>>965711
Ah Yes! Dan DeCarlo! I think he did some things for Penthouse comics
No.965745
>>965742
> Dude decks his best friend in the face for telling a corny joke
what the fuck
No.965746
>>965745
The way characters behave in Archie comics gets really bizarre sometimes. And it's not because of when they were written, there's plenty of other media from back then where people behave normally.
No.965753
>>965151
>>965154
its a joke guys, come on now
No.965761
>>965745
It's the only way they'll learn not to tell shitty jokes.
No.965765
>>965762
>2nd pic
Even for a comic, the physics involved to make that punchline are just head-scratching
No.965768
>>965765
But it's not wrong, right? I mean, if you're lighter than the thing, that could happen.
No.965815
betty and veronica canonically have big bushes
No.965832
Those jokes are amazing in a way. Si lame.
How's the current TV show?
No.965856
>>965144
>mfw i have lost all hope in humanity that i almost read about a sexual harassment in pic related
thanks op, for reminding me of better times.
No.965978
>>965962
Jughead is a good guy.
No.965983
>>965962
I'd mock Jughead for being a virgin, but they're all virgins in that universe. Even the ones chasing after girls and getting their attention are virgins.
It's a fucked-up universe, that one.
No.966001
So any pantsu shots of the girls?
No.966010
>>966001
There are cheesecake pictures that look just like Archie stuff drawn by the artist himself.
No.966037
>>965746
>>965745
No kidding, Archie can get pretty bizarre. I love the comic where Jughead tries to weasel in on Archie and Betty's date when she makes a home-cooked meal, and Archie and Jughead literally end up in a fist fight on the front lawn, with a dramatic sunset behind them.
Then Archie literally kicks his ass and sends him home only to find out the fighting killed his appetite so Betty ends up calling Jughead anyway so the meal doesn't go to waste.
Archie is weird man
No.966048
Reminder that Archie has existed on both extremes, so it has been propaganda nonsense for the Christfags and the Commiefags.
Both equally deserving of mockery.
No.966052
>>966048
what's funny is I had a huge collection of Archies when I was younger and literally only ever saw one story mention christianity.
No.966062
>>966052
The Christian Archie comics are hard to come by because even those comics triggered the bible thumpers back when they had the power the SJWs have today.
No.966126
>>965983
Does Archie ever get his dick wet?
No.966324
>>966048
>triggered by one excess of zeal
*tip*
No.966435
No.966741
>>966677
Is Big Moose the Ur-weeb?
No.966793
No.967069
looking at all these faded scans makes me wish for a complete remastering of all archie comics. A huge collection in order of creation date. The random-picks collections they put out right now fucking suck.
No.967292
I never knew this comic was so unfunny and corny. A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962 and it's also about teens, but it's about fun teens. Why couln't Archie have been more like that?
No.967303
>>967292
>Droogs
>fun
Only if you are a Droog, and even then not after you get out of prison.
No.967304
>>967292
Look pal, all I need are those full lips and those hourglass curves.
I appreciate the dump OP.
No.967309
>>967304
But the jokes are so lame.
No.967310
>>967303
"Droog" just means "friend". They're better called "Nadsats", which means "teenager", roughly, in their pidgin Slav.
Russians count like, odin, dva, tree, and when it clocks over into the tweens it becomes odin-nadsat, dva-nadsat, tree-nadsat. See?
No.967703
>>967352
Because it's incorrect.
No.968247
>>968212
Wait. So Archie is the master of all reality?
No.968534
No.968549
>>968469
Why he wear the mask?
No.968614
>>965155
>last pic
>go to my dad university to pick up some papers
>for some strange reason i see a bunch of papers when he was a student
>read a letter sent to his parents saying he was a lazy fucking faggot that needed to study more
>mfw bullying my dad
>later i told my little nerd brother about it who got bullied by my dad for getting a fucking 9 in a test
fun times
No.968619
>>966126
he does get married
to both of them
at the same time
so maybe?
fucking parallel universe storyline
No.968631
No.968643
>>968631
Son, it would take days to post all the cheesecake Dan DeCarlo produced.
No.968646
>>968643
>4th one
>original and revised caption
nice
No.968653
>>968643
got a mega link with all his stuff?
No.968906
>>968617
Jughead Jones the worlds first weeb and MGTOW.
No.968918
>archie was considered wholesome despite half of the comics just sexualizing high schoolers
really makes me think
No.968928
>>968674
>ywn dance with sabrina
No.969152
>>965140
>The older comics were better than the CW show.
FTFY. The new comics are basically indistinguishable from the CW show.
No.969157
>>969152
>First image
Tess the mess fowler strikes again.
No.969217
No.969220
>>969092
>kissed a boy
>purely for her own pleasure
No.969295
Is Sabrina supposed to be a villain in the old comics?
No.969332
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>>969217
official art, bruh
No.969355
>>969332
>all that bush
i was born too late.
No.969399
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>>969217
IT'S ALL OFFICIAL!!!
No.969405
>>965724
If I pulled her in close, would he cry?
No.969470
>>969295
she had a hard life.
>>969332
>>969399
im confused
anon, you do know you can put up to 10 pictures in each post right?
No.969506
>>969470
doesn't work on this browser
No.969581
>>969503
IT'S INCREDIB-B-B-
Welp, that's another reaction image.
No.969582
I never realised Sabrina used to look like Devon Aoki.
No.969706
>>969672
I'm going to regret asking, but did Riverdale do some bullshit like this where Veronica's dad has a grudge against Archie and plots killing him?
No.969804
>>969738
>Archie cucking Moose
No.969936
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Has anyone got that strip where Archie drives his car into the lake, and he and Betty get a hotel room, and her father bursts in on them while they're both just wearing towels?
No.970073
Question: were there any comics that had a plunger gun in them?
Or any comics of Little Archie that had a plunger gun as well?
No.970186
Is there a story time of Afterlife with Archie? I remember reading a long time ago, and the last I read of it had Sabrina about to marry Cthulu or something.
No.970187
>>970041
>women be shoppin' baby! Women be shoppin'! You can't stop a woman from shoppin'!
No.970214
>>969738
Just like in my NTR anime!
No.971592
>>971588
NOTICE ME, SABRINA!
No.972075
>>972052
>Archie literally shills
No.972575
No.972589
No.973047
>>972898
Best girl in order.
Sabrina
Veronica
Betty
Midge
Big Ethel
Miss Grundy
Archie
No.973052
>>972589
Cool, so you might have seen the kids get caught by a plunger gun?
No.973388
No.973562
>>973047
>Rosalind isn't best girl
Nice list, Sabrina.
No.973621
>>973047
>Betty over Veronica
No.973790
>>973621
veronica is a huge selfish cunt who would just as soon suck reggie's dick behind your back
betty would never do that
No.974187
>>973621
Wait you mean he's putting Sabrina at the bottom? What a bastard
No.974190
>>974187
He's not, the anon you're replying to is retarded. I really don't see how people can have a hard time with the concept of making a list of things in order from best to worst.
No.974671
>>969355
I know that feel anon
>>969400
>>969399
>>969332
God damn anon thats some good shit
No.974695
>>973052
probably anon, why? is it your fetish?
No.974896
>>974695
Well, it's more of a gag, I like seeing in cartoons.
Do you recall, who was caught?
Like Betty, Veronica or any of the others?
No.975010
>>974896
you're fucking weird, dude
No.975160
No.975363
>>969152
So when the does the old comics era stop?
I'm looking to buy some Archie comics and i dont want to get anything show related.
No.975477
>>975363
Anything printed between the 1940's and 2003 are worth reading.
No.975872
I hated these.
Mainly because I only had the shitty Christian ones.
No.975896
>>975872
Wasn't the Christian ones where Big Ethel was transformed from a derp to a hottie?
No.975908
>>975896
YES.
>>975872
Preach it, brother. I spent part of my childhood in the Mount Warning caravan park (trailer trash lol), and the park owner was a God bag, so the park shop only had Spire comics. The Cross and The Switchblade, There's a New World Coming, that kind of thing. Archie's Clean Slate was the one I had, and it sucked, except, as noted, Ethel was suddenly a QT.
No.975985
>>975363
>>975477
Where I work has a book called "Archie Jumboree" kicking about, with a full thousand pages in it. That ought to keep you busy
No.976044
>>975908
>Big Ethel as a QT
This I gotta see.
No.976058
>>976044
Not sure, but this might be it
No.976083
>>975896
Ethel stopped being ugly around the early 2000's strips
she looks like a female jughead now
No.976085
>>976083
forgot my pic shit
No.976178
>>976058
I told you, Spire Comics' "Archie's Clean Slate", 1973.
She kind of looked like pre-potato Squirrel girl just this one time. After that it was back to Frankenstein. The sad thing is this is probably the most characterisation she ever had.
No.976191
>>976085
How is this "stopped being ugly"?
No.976207
>>975477
>>975985
thank you, anons.
No.976230
>>976191
Nigger this is how she used to look!
That IS fucking pretty.
No.976325
>>976230
The two styles look different, but they are equally unattractive.
No.976407
>>976263
I can't believe no one saw that typo before publication
No.976420
>>976407
Maybe I'm just not seeing it, but I cant find any typos you might be referring to
No.976531
>>976325
you need your eyes checked
No.976632
>>976531
I'm not the one that thinks Jughead in drag is attractive.
No.976990
>>976632
dissing Jughead? that's low.
No.977002
>>976632
TBH he looked pretty cute in that dress in Archie v.s. Predator.
No.977035
>>976260
This shit's good, wish there was more of it. Still, I'd definitely have picked that Veronica
No.977062
>>977002
Do not fug the Jug!
No.977076
>>977062
He totally had that Jaimie Lee Curtis thing going on…
No.977092
>>976420
first page, last panel, they wrote then instead of than
No.977149
>>976178
Well it's not the worse version of her I've seen.
No.979195
No.980035
No.980062
it's really annoying how they draw betty and veronica the exact same, yet in universe everyone considers veronica to be more attractive
No.980078
>>980062
She's considered more attractive because she has lods of emone.
No.980081
>>980078
but i thought only women can be gold diggers?!
No.980086
>>980081
Arguably Archie is a clamdigger.
But you know the funny thing? I never realised that Veronica is Archie's girlfriend, Betty is the stalker. She lived next door to him all their lives, and was never interested in him romantically, or in any way, until Veronica got him.
No.980099
>>969355
I know that feeling. At least it feels good knowing that I'm not the only one here with good taste.
No.980805
No.980851
>>980086
she was just playing hard to get, and then veronica moved in and ruined the momentum she was building up
No.982293
>>981500
Can't wait for more.
No.982522
>>981499
>>981500
I don't even like Veronica and I feel like the writers made her overly bitchy for this comic.
No.984064
No.984609
>>984608
Is this assuming that he is gay?
No.984612
>>984609
The joke is that Jughead only love burgers, not people and he wants to fuck the burger lady.
No.984623
No.984642
>>984622
While Jughead could probably be described as "asexual" and be entirely accurate, it also ruins the entire joke by giving him that label.
No.984774
>>984642
He's not asexual. He's anti-women. A true member of the classic woman haters club. Unlike ow where he acts like a pussy and gets mad at a student for being sexist.
No.984785
>>984774
Jughead's aversion to women also makes sense when you see the kind of shit he puts up by association with Archie. All the women in Riverdale are fucking psychos and Jughead is the only one smart enough to say, "Fuck that noise. I'm going to go get a burger."
No.984789
>>984785
Exactly. He knows better and it always gave him an aura of inner wisom when he realizes there are better things in life to enjoy than being a slave to girls with high standards. Like being your own man free of weights to chain you down.
No.984812
Just gonna post some superior Jughead pics.
No.984813
And the one that killed him.
No.984829
>>984812
Jughead is a faggot.
No.984838
>>984829
Stop taking panels out of context, faggot. Batman and Robin were the actual super queers of that era. Even within context (and the period) that shit was weird as fuck.
No.984839
>>984829
>wanting to see a disgusting 3DPD naked in full view
You're gross m8.
No.984846
>>984829
At this point it's so hard to tell the difference between a fag and an incel.
No.984852
>>984846
Un incel no besa. Nenas y maricones son asquerosos
No.984854
>>965782
>>965915
>>965782
>>965856
I honestly feel like the comics were better off ending back in the 60s or 80s. If a media goes on for too long its bound to go through a sort of quality decay or entropy. Despite that they can fool you into thinking that cartoon/comic characters are forever young, they actually age horribly on the inside.
>>984608
>>984813
>>984622
Case in point.
No.984855
>>983113
I don't remember Ethel having such a nice figure.
No.984923
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>984846
>>984852
you gotta see this
No.985325
>>984855
we already talked about this above.She got significantly more attractive in the late 70's-onward
>tfw no tall, flat-chested buck-toothed waifu
No.985816
>>985739
You might want to start a new thread Anon.
No.986222
remember when comics were fun?
No.986290
>>985738
>how many panels of betty showering can we fit into one story?