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This is something we've known for months, man.

>>962382

Great news but archive ya lazy piece of shit.

>>962383

>>962386

Its only confirmed now, and that thread saying Slott was off was posted by a NeoFAG whose uncle works for Nintendo.

>>962382

>189 issues

Fuck me. He's been on longer than Stan and David Michelinie, and he's worse than both of them

>>962388

>Its only confirmed now

It's been confirmed for a while. You're late as fuck

>Its only confirmed now, and that thread saying Slott was off was posted by a NeoFAG whose uncle works for Nintendo

There were numerous other threads mentioning it, like the thread on CB Cebulski

>will write Iron Man

Not sure how to feel about this.

>>962391

Depends.. Are they still running the Iron Negress under the 'Iron Man' title, or has she been quietly shuffled off to the side into narrative limbo?

>>962391

I don't really see what's different. He already turned Peter into Tony Stark for part of his run

>>962394

Ergo, now he's going to turn Tony Stark into Peter.

>>962447

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>962447

I thought Tony was in a coma?

>>962809

>Dan "Women Shouldn't Be Conventionally Attractive" Slott

I can imagine what his wife look like, if he has one

>>962391

Iron Man fans have a had a rough run.

>Matt Fraction: hipster faggot who tried to make Pepper Tony's equal

>Kieron Gillen: the soyest of soyboys helped make America Chavez in super lesbo and created Dr. Aphra in Star Wars comics

>Tom Taylor: faggot aussie who fucked up X-23 with All-new Wolverine and said he didn't feel safe traveling the US because Trump

>Bendis: Who somehow fagged up the book more than those who came before him

>now Slott

>>962393

They've said the book with star Tony Stark, but nothing rules out Slott keeping the nigglet around to show up Tony at every turn.

>>962810

I doubt it. But even if he tricked some hambeast to marry him, he'll always be the sad sack who made sock puppets to attack his critics on message boards.

>>962809

Okay now I'm curious: what the hell did he do?

>>962827

>>962833

This was from a short-lived gimmick where Tony Stark stayed evil after the Axis event (all the good guys turned evil, all the bad guys turned good) and he used his super smarts to distribute a phone app that allowed people to make themselves beautiful and healthy.. and then revealed that it was temporary and that you needed to keep paying thousands of dollars to keep it work, effectively making everyone in the city junkies (somehow) who turned to crime and other stupid shit because, something something social commentary.

They never even really explained why he did it. He's already one of the richest people in the world, and turning the city into a warzone where fat women attack people for another sweet taste of the app, or some shit, doesn't make any sense.

>>962839

>turning the city into a warzone where fat women attack people for another sweet taste of the app

I think this is the reason: pure schadenfreude.

>>962839

The sad thing is this would actually be a fun bit of backstory for an actual bad guy to explain where he gets all his henchmen and money.

>>962839

>They never even really explained why he did it

Because the story just kinda abruptly stops on account of the incoming Secret Wars/Incursion stuff. The only carryover for the line-wide relaunch was Happy Hogan's bastard son Teen Abomination, who got shunted off to a Howling Commandos comic that nobody remembers because it got canned.

>>962809

What did Tron Hercules do?

take all their virginities?

>>962862

>Tony Stark is a villain now

do I even want to know?

>>962899

You don't, because they just kind of fudged it out of existence and pretended it never happened.

>>962910

what comics do you like then ?

>>962913

>le "all comics are capeshit lol" meme

I hate burgers and the remnants of their commie code of authority so bad.

>>962839

Is it possible to enjoy this just to see Tony fuck with people?

>>962916

Sauce? I wanna storytime that shitshow.

>>963041

It might be "Is This Tomorrow?"