>>960475
But can you insert a cucumber into your ass and spread it apart so wide Proxy Paige would be jealous?
Have you ever rubbed Watermelon and fried chicken breading on your dick so that your pet nigger will bite it off and you die of blood loss as you type nonsense onto a kyrgyzstan toilet paper painting forum?
Have you allowed the slow, creeping monster on your back this is your loneliness and depression slowly take hold over your life so all you have left is shitposting relentlesssly on an image board hoping to receive some sort of social validation from people you will never meet, but instead all you get is nihilism(the real shit, none of the Rick & Morty corn syrup and artificial flavoring nonsense) and cynicism, which you have let seep into your everyday thoughts and speech until the only people you're capable of interacting with are the ones on the image board, creating a vicious cycle that will inevitably end with you dying alone in your studio apartment with your dog?