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File: c159290bef7e8c8⋯.jpg (383.57 KB, 994x1426, 497:713, how-lois-lane-became-a-fur….jpg)

 No.952668

>Lois Lane somehow can hold her own alongside the Female Furies

>Lois Lane ends up beating the Female Furies because muh wife power

>despite the Furies being trained from fucking birth to be lethal killing machines

>while Lois has some shit-tier military brat training at best

Has DC completely lost their fucking minds? Who the fuck approved this? Why is Tomasi continuing to churn out mediocre shit with barely a peep from anyone?

 No.952670

She survived fucking Superman.


 No.952672

>>952670

That's… actually kinda a good point.


 No.952673

>>952670

>Implying that Superman isn't a gentle love-maker


 No.952674

>>952673

>Implying that Superman can actually control it when he plows Lois…every night.


 No.952677

>>952670

Memes aside, this was pretty fucking stupid. I don't understand why Superman writers keep making Lois into some kind of female Batman. She's a decent reporter and that's about it. Stick to that.


 No.952692

File: 701a18615fba0ca⋯.jpg (48.22 KB, 500x356, 125:89, DC sandman's queer experie….jpg)

>>952668

>Has DC completely lost their fucking minds?

Going on ten or twenty years, now.


 No.952726

>>952670

She probably makes him wear a kryptonite cockring to make sure she doesn´t break.


 No.952746

File: 689036a13f00e67⋯.jpg (44.18 KB, 231x178, 231:178, supermanbecause.jpg)

>>952670

>She survived fucking Superman.


 No.952752

>>952670

Lois Lane: Vag of Steel.


 No.952755

File: 1a43d5b46229d51⋯.jpg (569.93 KB, 1600x908, 400:227, Michael Turner.jpg)

>>952668

>Reminder that Big Barda and Wonder Woman teamed up would've lost to the Furies, if it weren't for Granny Goodness being retarded.

>Lois is now canonically a better trained fighter than them, because "muh daddy was a black belt"

I expected better from Tomasi.


 No.952756

I'm angry about this, therefore we should start a religious sex cult based around iDubbz and Filthy Frank, and latex body suits, and wearing a snuggy during sex because goddammit Karen my ass is way too comfy to get undressed for what you and I both know amounts to 10 minutes of activity.


 No.952780

>>952677

Because they are idiots who think they must make the same mistakes done by Marvel


 No.952781

>>952756

Hey /tv/.:^)


 No.952783

>>952781

And that's another thing, Karen. Turn down the damn TV so I can actually hear it when you and Tyrone are going at it. That's part of the deal, remember?


 No.952785

>>952677

I was fine with how "badass" Lois was up to this point. They made her competent enough in dangerous situations, but at this point she's getting pretty ridiculous.


 No.952791

>>952668

Should have seen this coming when at the start of his run Lois got into Batmech and turned into bat-mom.


 No.952801

In retrospect, it's easy to see why DC was so against Lois and Clark marrying to the point that they tried to hitch Superman up with Wonder Woman years ago. There's not a lot you can do with someone who's supposed to be a damsel-in-distress if she marries the main character and has a sidekick kid. She's a third wheel at that point.

>Why is Tomasi continuing to churn out mediocre shit with barely a peep from anyone?

Because they're too distracted by Jon Kent and "comfy" writing to care?


 No.953012

>>952791

>Hellbat Lois

Yeah, that was retarded. It was also stupid that everyone and their mom could somehow break into Batman's top-secret moon base.

>>952785

The thing is, Lois was never really supposed to be a fighter. People point to the Golden Age, but they forget that version of Lois was always on the verge of getting her ass kicked if it weren't for Superman saving her or distracting the bad guys so that she could get a sucker-punch in. Same as every other "badass female" character of the era, including Torchy Blane, whom Lois' character ripped off in the first place.

>>952801

>In retrospect, it's easy to see why DC was so against Lois and Clark marrying to the point that they tried to hitch Superman up with Wonder Woman years ago. There's not a lot you can do with someone who's supposed to be a damsel-in-distress if she marries the main character and has a sidekick kid. She's a third wheel at that point.

The issue is that DC places excessive importance on Lois' character, sometimes to the detriment of Superman. If there's one thing I kind of liked about the New 52, it's that Lois was treated as what she was - a supporting character and potential love interest - rather than some super-important foundation of the Superman mythos. Combine that with Lois' fanbase, who go nuts anytime she's even slightly sidelined and DC is pretty much forced to take every shortcut possible to keep her front and center.

>Because they're too distracted by Jon Kent and "comfy" writing to care?

Jurgens' stuff is pretty OK (which is ironic, because I normally loathe Jurgens' writing) and he actually tried to add a bit of character to Jon unlike Tomasi. I'm almost hoping the rumors of Bendis taking over Superman are true, at least I'd get some laughs out of his writing.


 No.953019

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>>952755

>I expected better from Tomasi.

<still having positive expectations of the comic industry

Anon, I…


 No.953033

File: 67d875bc27514c4⋯.jpg (772.95 KB, 689x1021, 689:1021, Fuck Lana Shippers.jpg)

I miss crazy Lois.


 No.953036

>>952668

>muh wife power

Are yoiu triggered Tumblr?


 No.953043

>>952668

That's some bullshit. They need to realize that Lois being a brave and competent reporter lol makes her strong enough. She doesn't need to be a physical badass.

>>952670

>>952674

Supes practiced restraint for years so that he wouldn't go around accidentally killing humans!


 No.953107

Hack writing.


 No.953111

>>952668

its american superhero-comic logic, what do you expect?


 No.953250

>>953036

>implying that tumblr isn't creaming their pants over stronk independent womyn Lois

Nice try, cuckchan.


 No.953253

>>952668

Isnt Bendis working for DC now?


 No.953257

>>953012

>The thing is, Lois was never really supposed to be a fighter. People point to the Golden Age, but they forget that version of Lois was always on the verge of getting her ass kicked if it weren't for Superman saving her or distracting the bad guys so that she could get a sucker-punch in. Same as every other "badass female" character of the era, including Torchy Blane, whom Lois' character ripped off in the first place.

There are plenty moments before this one where she shows herself as physically competent enough to get out of trouble, but not necessarily win fights. She knows how to kick some security guards to create an opening to run, and stuff like that. And she knows that the only way to distract the Eradicator was to jump in the fucking Hellbat armor. But now, with no extenuating circumstances, she's fighting on the same level as the Furies, which is just retarded.


 No.953269

>>953250

Nigger, they are hating it and even the commie media bash it. Where were you half-year ago when /co/ laughed on them? Oh right, on tumblr…

Nice fit in, but you wont deceive anyone here!


 No.953281

>>952668

Don't the furies have super strength as well?


 No.953282

>>953269

>making shit up this blatantly

Yeah, the mainstream media totally hate Rebirth and the Super-family and super-journalist Lois and want the New 52 ba…oh, wait.


 No.953354




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