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No.952079
Will a Porgs cartoon happen?
No.952080
No. There's no god, but I have to believe there is some kind of basic goodness in then world.
No.952082
>>952079
No, it'll be a Disney Channel Micro-show, each episode the length of a commercial, and it'll be slices of Chewy and Porgs on the Falcon.
No.952083
>>952082
Oh, and it'll be done in lineless pasteboard animation, like South Park, except with a "My First Reading Book" aesthetic. Basically like Emoji Zootopia.
No.952085
>>952079
Only with 3D calarts potatoface
No.952088
Somehow doesn’t seem like Kathy would approve
No.952107
You missed the "when" off the front of your question, OP
No.952108
Are these the new ewoks? Do they appear before Kylo Ren kills Snoke and Luke?
No.952137
>>952080
Shows what you know
No.952154
>>952093
Reminder that one of the first things Chewie does when he's hanging out is eat one of Porgs.
No.952221
>>952154
But then he gets guilt tripped into not eating them when a bunch show up with puppy dog eyes.
>>952108
Not really ewoks since they serve no purpose. They infest the millennium falcon after Chewie's act of mercy. They appear every now and then but are there to sell the idea of merchandise. The crystal wolf served more of a purpose than porgs.
I think I can safely say there will be no toys of the 4 tit milk monster that Luke drinks from. You will not see little boy drinking out of sippy cups of they milk monster that is for damn sure.
No.952226
>>952221
They had that Jar Jar tongue lolipop, so maybe they'll have green seamonster milk.
No.952235
>>952079
No but the next Star Wars cartoon according to sources have said that they dont want to do Clone Wars era cartoons anymore and since the current cartoon is about the Galactic Civil War they wont be doing another cartoon in that era anymore either
The next Star Wars Cartoon is gonna be the new move trilogy era
No.952236
>>952235
Will the cartoons be able to redeem ST era like they did for the Prequels?
No.952237
>>952236
Now you made me want to both play Battlefront 2 and watch the Clone War saga again.
No.952238
>>952226
>the Jar Jar tongue lolipop
No.952239
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>>952236
I doubt it Star Wars Rebels sucks dick
Clone Wars 2008 is god tier though
No.952240
>>952236
Considering how much of a control freak Kennedy and Abrams are, no. They won't even get a chance to because the movies must stay on top and they will no doubt go as far as to sabotage all other works to keep it that way.
No.952241
>>952240
And by "the movies" I mean their movies of course. The spinoffs/interquels/whatever will always play second fiddle at best.
No.952242
>>952240
They are going to get a rude wake up call when they face Darth Lukas's apprentice Darth Filoni.
No.952243
>>952242
who is this faggot and why should I care
No.952246
>>952244
What you described is what Rebels could be since 2 of the MCs do not need to be fucking jedis but disney meddles with it alot and their budget is pitiful
No.952250
>>952248
>>952248
Yeah it will be in 2D animation ANIMATED IN FLASH
No.952251
COMMANDER NECKBEARD
EXECUTE ORDER 56
No.952296
>>952241
Which is why the supposed purging of the EU didn’t mean jackshit
No.952297
>>952243
The new Seth Green
No.952365
>>952251
>still defending George Lucas in 2017
No.952471
>>952370
>>952325
>>952264
Shut up, /co/.
No.952527
>>952365
How's that defending him?
No.952540
>>952527
I and II got slightly higher AS
No.952548
>>952221
>Not really ewoks since they serve no purpose. They infest the millennium falcon after Chewie's act of mercy.
you make them sound like the new mynocks
No.952661
>>952221
>But then he gets guilt tripped into not eating them when a bunch show up with puppy dog eyes.
That just sounds like a missed opportunity for him to not bash their heads in and eat a few more while scaring off the rest.
No.952679
>>952676
In A Galaxy Far Far Away, lollipop tastes YOU!
No.952691
>>952093
That book disgusts me.
>>952079
>Porgs
They're nothing more than Open Season abuse-rabbits. Chewie eats one and proceeds to do a barrel roll and slap his new buddy into a window on the Falcon to another.
>https://www.hooktube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=IFgElZMSH50
By the way, look for fucking "suction-cup Garfield" porgs in the very near future.
No.952713
>>952548
Or the Tribbles of Wars
No.952738
>>952676
Now I imagine it being put somewhere else than the mouth.
No.952739
>>952691
Why are we still discussing Porgs only being a marketing stunt? Considering all headlines told us how awesome and cute they are despite the movie not being out.
It's like damage control. Like us being told Jar Jar Binks is awesome, but when Episode 1 sucks, we still bought the toys.
Thankfully, Porgs weren't close to be annoying and present as I feared.
No.952745
>>952739
>Considering all headlines told us how awesome and cute they are despite the movie not being out.
<He doesn't know
Didn't anyone tell you guys that /tv/ has the entire thing up in chunks?
No.952782
>>952739
For as much of a marketing blitz as they put behind the porgs and for all the people absolutely losing their shit over them, they really aren't important at all and only show up for maybe 2 or 3 minutes of actual screentime.
No.952787
>>952782
Exactly. But same goes with things which seem to be only in the movie to sell toys during Christmas, like those new AT-AT types who like… walk ONE step and don't do much else.
No.952802
>>952787
Those new AT-AT's look retarded atleast the Clone Wars introduced new walkers and by episode 3 you saw how they were turning into their future empire counter parts
No.952816
>>952802
You could argue that they changed their design after what happened on Hoth.
No.952817
>>952745
Are you too retarded to understand my post?
The marketing was done before the movie was in fucking cinema.
And piss off to /tv/ and take the spam scum with you.
No.952819
>>952691
>The new film isn't even out yet, but many fans are already suffering from severe cases of porg-mania! This Disney Lucasfilm Press story is penned by Emmy award-winning writer Kevin Shinick and richly illustrated by Fiona Hsieh. When Chewbacca and Rey set out to find Luke Skywalker on Ahch-To, the last thing that Chewie thought he'd have to deal with was a flock of pesky porgs! Aimed at readers aged 6-8, The Last Jedi: Chewie and the Porgs is out December 15.
Are these little faggots really a big deal? Do Americans have porgs shoved in their face recently? I'm sad to find out that the porgs live on a place inspired by Skellig Michael because I didn't get to visit it before it gets swarmed by Star Wars fantards.
No.952820
"…porgs are cute. You fall into those deep, soulful eyes. I think a lot of people are going to want a porg as a pet."
―Pablo Hidalgo
No.952821
No.952823
>>952819
>Emmy award-winning writer Kevin Shinick
When
No.952825
>>952821
Hey cocksucker, why don't the mods ban faggots like you. Like, that shitpost is on a ban-filter.
No.952905
>>952237
I hope you mean the BF 2005 and not the subpar 2017 entry.
No.952944
>>952251
its not just fanboys hating it;;; if you knew how bad thongs are…
No.952949
>>952944
#StarWarsHatesSpock because he is a character in a competing science fiction franchise.
No.952951
>>952944
Thongs aren't that bad, you just have to wax and moisturize your crevices so it doesn't chafe, and keep a lubed anus so your boyfriend can get at it. Not lubing your anus is a sign of faggotry.
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No.952957
>>952251
LOL
>>952243
A good writer and director and arghtist.
No.952964
>>952944
>implying Carrie Fisher is white
No.954635
>>952243
the guy who retconned the GOOD clone wars cartoon
No.954667
There's not enough good Ewoks porn
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No.961199
>>954635
Filoni only retconned the second season of 2003.
All the early parts of 2003 ending at the Duel with Anakin Vs.. Ventress happened
No.961210
>>952108
The only reason the Porg's exist is because the island they filmed on had tons of puffin birds living on it. No matter how hard they tried they kept getting into every shot, so someone came up with the idea to CG substitute an original alien critter in it's place for every puffin. Then someone (Kennedy?) had the idea to push them for merch long before the movie was even out.
One thing that concerns me about nu-SW is how it feels like there some sort of hidden forced marketing effort to sell/promote things without even know if they are popular or weird stuff like the unexpected rise of prequel memes or even things like Ep VII's Tra8-tor Stormtrooper meme which felt like it was acknowledged very quickly by Lucasfilm.
No.961261
>>952823
>when
2010, for the Robot Chicken episode Full-Assed Christmas Special
No.961296
>>961268
Are there actually people who think porgs are cute or are they just shills? Those things are objectively hideous.
No.961312
>>952242
This looks like a filthy turk. He looks so gipsy it hurts my eyes seeing him and drives me into a subconscious genocidal fit. Must be my russian genes.
No.961313
>>961312
I assumed by his last name he's italian.
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No.961408
>>961313
Maybe that's why he likes cowboy hats
No.961420
>>961210
Wasn't the "Traitor" thing admitted to have been Disney shills tapping into the chanterculture by force-memeing it on cuckchan? Wonder why they haven't tried it this time (I should think even the /tv/iest of /tv/'s think Porgs are cancer). Maybe they realised how lucky they were that a guy in white armour fighting a nigger didn't get instantly /pol/ified.
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No.961460
>>961210
So how could they care about a detail so small as ambient bird noises in the background of every shot, so they cover it up with their own creature, but fuck up so much of the continuity otherwise? IF you had one Star Wars turbo autist on the script writing and storyboard, you would've only had half the mess that movie was.