No.950048
Oh boy oh boy. Brian Michael Bendis' ultimate cuckold dream comes to the big screen.
>Rap music
Why does every fucking movie that stars nigger have rap music in their trailers?
>Logo is spray painted graffiti
lol
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ii3n7hYQOl4
No.950050
Will Spiderman 2099 show up?
No.950052
>>950050
Of course he will, Sony would never pass off the opportunity to have Spic and Nigger Spider-Man in the same film.
No.950056
The artstyle looks okay, but what the hell is wrong with this animation movement? It looks so janky and awkward. Also
>Miles Morales
Of course, lets have the inferior Spider-Man in every way imaginable but lauded as the best one simply because he is black nevermind he has no memorable storylines or rogues gallery - I dare you to name 5 unique villains to Miles Morales.
>>950052
Morales is already half a spic, keep that in mind too.
No.950058
>>950056
Not even spics like Morales
No.950089
Lord and Miller are behind it?
They might redeem this pile of shit yet.
No.950107
>>950089
Really? Ok that might be good.
No.950117
No.950125
No.950134
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>950048
You know you can embed YouTube videos here, right?
No.950140
>>950134
but that gives youtube shekels anon.
No.950144
>>950134
The low frame-rate style of animation is.. interesting. Potentially quite cool. It's unique to say the least. The faint comic book ben-day dots is a neat effect, but out of place with these characters, since they all came waaay after that technique stopped being used. Having the background slightly distorted and out of sync is painful on the eyes though. Expect audiences to complain about this movie giving them headaches.
No.950151
>>950134
For some reason it didn't allow me. That's why I put in the hooktube url.
No.950152
>>950151
If you put the hooktube link, you might as well have downloaded the webm/mp4 from it, and post it here.
No.950153
>>950152
>having that shit on my computer
how about no
No.950154
He looks like a generic pixar protagonist.
No.950156
>>950048
I thought this was a Dreamworks parody.
No.950176
>>950152
The animation is so jankey I thought I was watching claymation. Was that intentional?
No.950179
>worst Spider-man
>named after one of the shittiest Spider-man events
Good ol' Sony. They couldn't be more out of touch if they tried.
No.950181
>>950152
They're doing the same "SUPRISE, he's black!" thing they did with the Star Wars trailer
No.950182
Oh it's the nigger Spiderman, what a waste of nice animation but HEY, animation is all that Sony can do right, everything else about their films feels hamfisted and sucks a fat one.
No.950185
>>950052
Spider-Man 2099 is a spic mick, not just a spic. he was way ahead of the curve as far as dystopian racemixing capeshit characters go.
now of course the idea of there being a pure-blooded irish to mix in 2099 is less believable than a guy having venomous claws from a workplace accident.
No.950192
>>950182
>animation is all that Sony can do right
>the emoji movie
nigger what?
No.950193
>>950192
Smurfs The Lost Village was shit but it had great animation.
No.950196
>>950048
Because niggers are criminals and have no music taste.
No.950197
>>950196
Hip hop can be Okay in a movie trailer. It didn't make sense in the black panther trailer, but I can give it a pass in this movie
No.950198
>>950197
How long will it be before someone accuses these movie studios of being racist for implying that black people only listen to hip-hop/rap?
It'd be put on par with showing them eating fried chicken and watermelon.
No.950199
>>950197
The only half decent rap I've heard are japanese and are from Samurai Champloo or from a cute japanese girl who can talk really fast.
No.950200
>>950198
Let's be honest. hip hop gives the trailer more character than a generic movie score I feel. I hope this doesn't become any more of a trend than it is now however.
>>950199
Again, I can't really comment much on that cause I don't really know what sort of rap you tend to hear. I like some old stuff like Jurassic 5, some old Kanye etc. I however hate listening to trashy mumble rappers like Lil Boat, Lil peep.
No.950201
No.950202
I didn't want to make a new thread for it, but I found it relevant.
>tfw Bendis nearly wouldn't live to see his sonfu getting his own movie.
No.950206
>>950056
>but what the hell is wrong with this animation movement? It looks so janky and awkward
I legit thought it was some unique form of claymation for 20 seconds.
No.950210
>>950202
Holy shit Bendis is dying? Why didn't you make a thread for this?
No.950231
>>950048
Complaining about niggers and in the same sentence complaining about stereotypes.
CGI looks amazing in the show.
No.950232
>>950231
But anon. All niggers ARE stereotypes, so it is ok to hate both.
No.950275
I want a Spider-Man Noir movie. Don't care if it's animated or live-action. But it must be in black & white.
No.950279
>>950185
Kikes and chinks have been around for 6,000 years and they still exist. We'll still be around in 82 years.
No.950298
>>950199
>from a cute Japanese girl that can talk really fast
Rei Kuromiya?
No.950341
>>950202
I assume the "i almost die" part is an exaggeration from a manchild and he had just a little pain/discomfort.
No.950397
>>950341
MRSA is actually very serious. Made a thread on it but cuck mod deleted it
No.950423
>>950397
Doesn't sound worse than what I suffered this year
>TFW blood pressure burst one of my internal veins
>almost bled to death twice
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No.950435
>>950048
>Oh boy oh boy. Brian Michael Bendis' ultimate cuckold dream comes to the big screen.
No more like it's the same ol song and dance that bad (((white dads))) tend to do. He did the ultimate virtue signal years ago and adopted two black kids, one African American and one Ethiopian, and since instead of raising them to have moral character he instead pampers them by constantly trying to second guess what black kids want in comics when they grow up to be teens the black girl in his family will only read manga and his Ethopian son will simply choose a life of becoming a gangster at the Mall of America, so all of this will become meaningless.
No.950438
>>950048
I just noticed his costume is home made. That's a nice touch.
No.950441
>>950423
The reason MRSA is serious is because it's difficult to treat. It's in the name: Methicillin Resistant (ie. resistant to all penicillin based antibiotics) Staphylococcus Aureus
Of course, Bendis being a rich Jew probably won't die. But he will be sick for a very long time
No.950503
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>950341
>>950423
MRSA is legitimately serious. Especially if sepsis sits in. Embed related. Chick talking about how she got MRSA and sepsis sunk in and she had to have all of her limbs removed, and her skin was falling off in patches so she's got scars all over her body from it.
The video itself is boring since she rambles a lot but shit like that is why I get so nervous when I'm sick.
No.950512
>miles morales
>again
>AGAIN
No.950514
>>950503
>shit like that is why I get so nervous when I'm sick.
You shouldn't be. People usually get MRSA from hospitals. I had to go to hospital last year and they swabbed me for MRSA just to make sure I didn't bring it in with me
No.950520
>>950232
I guess so? She made a song about Momotaro and about hotsprings and public baths.
No.950521
>>950520
Shit, this was meant for >>950298
No.950524
>>950521
Finally found the name.
Campanella.
No.950528
>>950441
>ie. resistant to all penicillin based antibiotics
How many modern antibiotics are made with penicillin anymore, though? Virtually every fucking bacteria on the planet is resistant to it nowadays.
No.950532
>>950528
I said 'penicillin based' but what I meant was 'Beta-lactam antibiotics'
No.950556
>>950532
What does that mean?
No.950557
Milles isn't half spic? why he look full Boyega in this awful animation?
No.950666
>>950557
They tend to draw him as full black in the comics.
No.950691
>>950503
>Bendis could have lost his arms and legs
GOD DAMN IT. We were so close to being free from him!
No.950699
>Wankey claymation style instead of 60fps smoothnimation that is appropriate for Spider-Man's swinging.
>Announcing movie a whole YEAR before it actually comes out as if SONY isn't known for changing shit at last minute.
>SONY and Marvel disagreements killed Spectacular Spider-Man but they can agree on bringing this.
>>950154
This
>Hyper-realistic backgrounds with streamlined, oversimplified characters.
They make a black spiderman with the most unmemorable facial structure, it seems like still has baby fat.
>>950089
On the upside maybe Miles can become a character now.
No.950881
I just wanted Donald to be spiderman.
Now he's too old.
Miles could be good.
But I've hated how hard they constantly hit the race button. I mean, I'm not against seeing a spiderperson that's my color, but honestly if they can't make a good character, there's no fucking point.
And all I've seen of miles is 'I just wanna be good like the late great peter waaahhh'
No.950885
>>950140
>embed
>gives views
No anon that's not how it works
No.950898
>>950881
Dong Lover is now canonically playing the Prowler in the MCU, who is Miles Morales's uncle.
No.950904
>>950881
>Miles could be good.
He could not be.
Another character might be good, but Miles will always be Miles.
No.950922
No.950925
>>950904
Eh, I have reservations that a black Spider-Man could be anything but shit
No.950958
>>950202
Good news, might put off his DC transfer.
No.950963
Bendis just stop
You will NEVER be a nigger
Get over it
No.950964
>>950202
> his sonfu
you mean his wife's sonfu