No.940566
Here we post comics for the thinking man.
No.940570
please tell me you didn't just take this from /v/'s lol thread
No.940572
>The hour or so he spent high out of his mind on drugs he bought after pawning your bike is worth more than the weeks, even months of your life that would have been spent on that bike.
That's the problem with these softies, they just automatically assume that every person who wrongs them are those down-on-their-luck people doing what they have to to survive. The reality is that they were most likely some coke-fiend that is literally incapable of thinking beyond their next hit.
I guarantee that those ten seconds spent thinking "I bet whoever stole my bike is having a good time" is more thought than the crackhead will ever put in towards the owner of the bike.
Basically, I wish I could still be that naive.
No.940578
>>940570
Just from my personal collection.
No.940579
>>940572
That's how a lot of them were raised to believe, that most people who steal do it to survive.
No.940580
>>940579
*what instead of how
No.940594
>>940572
Probably wasn't even a druggie. It was probably someone who stole it just because they could. Someone probably was feeling good, but only because the post theft adrenaline rush.
No.940595
>>940594
You're right, those people are out there too. In some ways they are even worse because they'll dump it in a river or something the second they get bored.
No.940598
No.940603
>>940598
No, just a nigger or a spic. I've seen them walk off with anything from improvised ashtrays to welcome mats. Sometimes they don't even steal whole bikes, just whatever they can easily detach from it, like the seat.
No.940607
>>940599
At first I thought that was fucking Reptar, not General Scales.
No.940608
>>940578
>That's actually funny.
>>940594
>Probably wasn't even a druggie. It was probably someone who stole it just because they could. Someone probably was feeling good, but only because the post theft adrenaline rush.
Anon, Did you steal it?
No.940609
>>940570
well, he is OP after all.
No.940611
>>940604
>First pic.
Holy shit, is like their faces are literally melting away.
>Second pic
This is literally insane, if someone told me this came from a modern adaptation of Alice in Wonderland I wouldn't bat an eye.
No.940612
>>940608
I hope you enjoy this one too.
No.940613
>>940604
Who are these comics for? Like who really wants to read the same propaganda over and over that you already believe in?
Shit is maddening.
No.940614
>>940608
>Anon, Did you steal it?
If this happened to him 15 years ago, maybe. When you're a dumb kid who never actually worked for something, it's easy to not feel sympathy for people in situations like this.
No.940616
>>940612
>I hope you enjoy this one too.
These are actually good, I don't know if they're good in the way the author intended though.
>Plot setup
>People talk.
>Someone starts rambling
>They continue ramble
>They're well pass self-parody
>The rambling is becoming clinically insane
>Is not funny anymore
>Just when you think it stops, it doesn't, is funny again.
Is like Sonichu, but with a good one-liner at the end.
No.940622
>>940578
>>940612
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No.940623
>>940578
You know say what you want about Religious Zealotry, but if an apocalypse is likely to happen t the human civilization the likely cause will be a nuke.
Again not a Christian but fart sniffers like these make me want to become a Travelling missionary.
No.940630
>>940572
>wanting be that naive
>wanting to be taken advantage of
No.940638
Can you imagine being the Del Facto behind driving the property value of your neighborhood down? That kind of power must be intoxicating. You just take whatever crutches and bikes you find laying around, squirreling them away in your pile; neighbors constantly reporting stolen property and driving out anyone who'd want to move within five blocks of you.
No.940639
No.940659
>>940607
>Reptar looking like he's about to dance.
Just gives me Reptar on Ice memories.
>>940638
Punch-Out!! Jogging Theme intensifies.
No.940663
>>940624
>they think we hate trannies because they're "different"
>not because they are mentally ill and forcing their batshit insane politically driven gender politics into every aspect of society
I'd accuse them of playing dumb, but it's far more likely that they are actually just very dumb and have no means of even beginning to understand why everyone hates them. Like those people who are like "Why do you hate communism??? What's so wrong with people being nice to each other??????"
No.940668
>>940663
Son, there’s a thing called bait. Some people are going to post intentionally provocative words and images with the express purpose of getting a rise out of you. Not to live your life for you, but I think your time on this website will be a lot smoother when you just learn to
NOT BITE THE FUCKING BAIT, YOU MONG.
No.940671
>>940670
>I had sex and regretted it the next morning therefore I was raped
The punishment for women saying this should be death.
No.940672
>>940670
Why didn't she say no?
No.940676
>>940670
YOU HAVE TO EAT THESE EGGS
No.940681
>>940566
Liberal white guilt the comic?
No.940682
>>940670
>eggs
>medium well
No.940683
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>940624
>SJWs are still salty over Seinfeld years later
Let it fucking go.
No.940685
>>940670
I don’t get it. What does eating breakfast have to do with rape? Is this vegan propaganda?
No.940687
>>940685
She ruined her favorite breakfast meal because she made it for him the day after she was (though not really) "raped".
No.940688
>>940680
i made this better
No.940689
>>940687
Hey, remember when Shmorky sucked dick to pay the rent, then decided years later he was raped? Good times, good times.
No.940692
>>940687
>>940670
So regretting sex is rape?
No.940693
>>940692
Since at least 2012, dude. Welcome to the modern world where bull dykes on tumblr rule the world
No.940699
>>940566
There was some kind of mini-documentary from (I think) the Netherlands where someone has his phone stolen and reacts like the faggot in OP's cartoon at first. He tracks the criminals movements using the phone's gps and invents all kinds of motivations for the criminal's actions and develops feelings toward the thief. Then he goes to try and meet the thief. It turns out it was just some Arab career criminal shithead on the lookout for easy prey.
No.940704
>>940680
>got assraped
>bummed
Ha.
No.940705
>>940578
That was true before feminists began to taint everything with their faggotry.
No.940708
>>940572
This is why I hate those shows that chastise the MC for standing up to a bully.
>>940705
This.
>>940604
That cat is basically inviting you look at his naked cat body.
No.940711
>>940708
That third picture didn't age well in light of the Church shooting in Texas.
No.940724
>>940711
>That third picture didn't age well in light of the Church shooting in Texas
That’s not even the first time a atheist goes on a killing spree to prove their atheism levels. That black kid school shooter that posted on /r9k/ worshipped Richard Dawkins.
No.940732
>>940578
>>940612
>>940616
I believe that it's full on zigzagging Poe's Law, because I distinctly remember the author of this series having some comics that are obviously intended as jokes or self parody and then out of nowhere you'd get some heartfelt but obviously misguided leftist's attempt at equality. Subnormality is its name, by the way, also to help you judge whether or not this was intentional, I have to remind you that this person (assuming it's a guy) used to post on Cracked both during its great and its horrible times.
No.940734
>>940732
The guy's a contributor for Cracked. He's another pretentious post-modernist hipster molded by the college system. He's been conditioned to think mediocrity is beautiful, life is pointless and everything is subjective, relative and a matter of opinion, even the value of human life.
Why strive to be a good artist or a good writer when all of existence is just a pointless illusion that can be shifted by opinions? Just stew in your own mediocrity and never improve.
No.940736
>>940734
>pic
Is that Eustache?
No.940738
>>940566
Shen is fucking retarded and draws the same joke over and over again. And he's one of those artists who keeps fucking whining while rolling in the cum of thousand fans, like Sarah Andersen.
No.940741
>>940734
>mediocrity is beautiful, life is pointless and everything is subjective, relative and a matter of opinion, even the value of human life
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
Read this and then tell me that this isn't what's happened to society. Fucking Kurt Vonnegut, man, he fucking called it.
No.940749
Why the site is broken again?
No.940750
Why the fuck this place is so broken?
No.940757
>>940668
The fuck are you talking about? He wasn't taking any bait.
No.940760
>>940744
This is Shen in a nutshell.
No.940761
No.940764
>>940670
You could make a really good story using this as basis, but I guess the artist would rather have others pity her.
No.940765
>>940764
>You could make a really good story using this as basis
…how?
No.940778
>>940765
Not that anon but:
>Personal thing in life is now tied in your head to a tragic event.
Not saying sex you regret is a tragedy, but there is good writing to be made out of this for drama.
No.940780
>>940750
>>940749
So it wasn't me
Jesus chodemonkey get your shit together
No.940801
>>940670
I am so glad I have this place. You people. I would be drooling in a corner somewhere otherwise.
I am so god damn mad. What a lying, self deceiving, pathetic, cowardly, petty excuse for a human being. What a fucking child. It boggles the mind that people can be so self involved and solipsistic without having an ounce of perspective or reflection.
I am so god damn mad. As if it wasnt enough that she refuses her own agency.
Even in her supposedly "honest" laying bare of her "vulnerabilities", she has to litteraly point out how pretty she is. That's it. That's all. That's the point of it. Nothing else matters. She doesnt overcome, she doesnt grow, the point of her story is just "I'm sexy, look how alt I look". Maybe you dont make a point of that when complaining about being fucking raped. So, what, this ended up being a good thing?
She ends up appearing liberated and independant, so what is it? Is womens liberation a shallow facadé, or did a man liberate you by way of rape?
Even in the very end, she does not even regret making her "rapist" breakfast. Jesus fucking christ. That's all you have to do to make the story work. It's a shit story, still, and obviously built on lies and nothing, but shit, all you have to do is say "i regret making those fucking eggs", and you have a fucking character arc. And she does the only thing that does not even imply as much. FUCK.
Everything about this screams deceit. It's so god damn petty. I'm going out of my mind.
No.940805
>>940672
>>940671
Why did she let him enter her flat anyway?
Not calling the cops why he sleeps?
If it was rape and he's the rapist, he should have know and get the fuck out of there, so she did nothing, that means there wasn't a "No.".
Holy shit this triggers me on so many levels.
That's like saying my first time was rape cause she was pushy to solve the issue and I felt awkward. OH NOES! GOTTA GO TO FUCKING TUMBLR.
No.940807
>>940801
>was raped
>becomes a punk
>hangs around anarchistic, asocial people who are known for drug abuse
Good idea, no rape there!
No.940809
>>940566
Actually it is kind of his/her job to steal things and then sell them for coins so he/she would drink some drugs or some drinks, so no, no happines therre.
No.940817
>>940744
You should have put "my wife and whoever fucked her"
And edit one female happy face and a black happy face.
No.940820
>>940817
>pushing the bm wf meme
Even if your doing it ironically, you should still kill yourself.
No.940822
>>940670
After decades of encouraging women to be sluts and to have as much sex as they want, roasties are now terrified of every minor sexual interaction to the point that they can't even have a one-night stand with someone without feeling the need to mutilate themselves so it never happens again… I now understand the need to enshrine sex in marriage only.
No.940824
>>940621
Thank you Anon, I enjoyed that more than I should have.
No.940831
If you kill all unhappy people, the happiness rate will skyrocket.
No.940832
>>940831
You could also eugenically breed people selecting for increased capacity to feel happiness.
No.940838
>>940831
Obviously it's better to kill rape victims than to let them suffer.
No.940844
Surprised no one posted this transgender atheistic masterpiece yet.
No.940848
Dumping these in the order of cringe levels. Not in story other.
No.940849
>>940847
Pets is a methaphor for trannies and atheists.
No.940851
>>940849
>>940850
I apologized. I thread I get these pages from poorly label Some of the file names.
No.940852
>>940851
Stop teasing me. When does she fug?
No.940853
>>940852
Why would you like to see that, you sick fuck?
No.940854
Has anyone the chapter of blue tranny dog getting assassinated MLK style?
No.940856
>>940853
>Why would you like to see that, you sick fuck?
Bile fascination.
No.940859
>>940852
>Stop teasing me. When does she fug?
Sorry that all i have of blue tranny dog. Ask someone else for more here or find them yourself my good sir.
No.940860
>>940859
>>940844
>>940846
>>940844
This is like the worse way to argue pro transgender rights.
No.940897
>>940859
>Sullying the timeless crying indian
Disgusting.
No.940903
>>940859
Does anyone have the Hot Dog parody, about the Hottest Dog In The World?
No.940934
>>940566
sweden in a nutshell tbh
No.940936
>>940859
how has that fucking man-shaped skeleton wearing a woman skinsuit managed to convince anyone that it has any value to anyone?
No.940937
>>940936
it made a game
it wasn't a good game, but it had the prerequisite components necessary to make it a game
and that's all you need to be a god in San Francisco
No.940939
>>940566
"Here we post comics for the thinking man."
Insert libtard and other degenerate images.
That's the problem with any type of 'isms,' and 'ists. It's full tilt to the extreme and never a middle ground.
No.940941
I can't believe some people in this thread actually said positive things about subnormality.
No.940948
>>940939
>He doesn't know about the thinking man's fetish.
No.940951
No.940958
>>940939
I heard you all liked philosophy so I got you some philosophy to go with your philosophy so you can philosophy while you philosophy.
No.940960
>>940668
But anon, it's so much fun to bite the bait sometimes!
No.940971
>>940897
Oh please. Like that icon, however useful it was, had any truth to it. They burnt and polluted plenty.
No.940983
>>940958
that's actually kind of funny, but the random backwards-flow panels shows a lack of understanding of compositional techniques
No.940984
No.940985
>>940670
>Being emo means you are tough
She is already delusional, but come on. Especially if she wears that emo collar, a sure slut.
No.941000
>>940734
Fuck, didn't know Eustace Bagge played in a Post Punk band in his youth.
No.941003
>>940736
>>941000
>Life is just a pointless void!
>No it isn't, you pretentious fuck!
>WHAT'S EH?
No.941007
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>>940734
Subnormality absolutely stinks of post-modernist pretension and once you understand the stupidity of the ideology you can see it's influence in every panel.
For example, the comic is filled with text walls so verbose they'd make Buckley blush? That's no accident. In post-modernism, "philosophers" are encouraged to talk as much as possible using repetition, non-sequiturs and gibberish to extend their rants for as long as possible to create the illusion that they're intelligent simply because they're impenetrable. If you don't understand something, you'll assume the person saying it understands more than you do.
Shakespeare once said "brevity is the soul of wit." Verbosity is the lifeblood of the witless. If you write a lot, people will think it's smart.
No.941022
>>940688
>>941007
>Shakespeare once said "brevity is the soul of wit."
No.941024
>>941022
Best post in the entire thread.
No.941026
I can't believe nobody posted sexcomic yet.
anyone hungry?
No.941033
>>941026
Oh God, the Cheesey Lasagna Man is a storyboard writer at Cartoon Network.
No.941045
>>940860
Is there a good way?
No.941047
>>940856
You have to go back.
No.941053
>>941026
Why the hell would you do that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?
Who the fuck wants to be a proud cuck?
I'm fucking sitting here, pissed as fuck everyday because I'm not successful, and the only reason I want to improve isn't my financial situation or whatever, but looking down on everyone else in a shittier situation.
Why would anyone be like "Oh shit I guess I'm a loser, fuck my GF will ya!? I'm sure she sticks with me, considering I'm a fucking whimp, amirite?!"
But hey, I guess that mentality is good for the women, because they basically get a coupon to fuck around. Why did society oppress them again? We are the weak fucking gender.
God I feel embarrassed for those faggots. If I'd be a woman with the knowledge I have as a guy, I'd be filthy rich by now, knowing I can control those fucking cucks.
No.941057
>>941022
10/10 joke
9/10 execution
Lose the dick, mr. brevity. the visual clue is superfluous. Dont sponfeed.
No.941059
>>941053
It's a fetish like BDSM or torture, just ask >>>/cuckquean/
No.941060
>>941059
It's not a fetish anymore, it's fucking society established by faggots like Shenanigansen.
No.941061
That's it! It's sticking now!
No.941067
>>941053
Really activates those almonds, doesn't it? Makes you think there might be something to all that talk about degeneracy and the decline of western civilization. Maybe, possibly even, /pol/ was right.
No.941069
>>941026
>trying to justify being a cuck
What the fuck is this shit? Disgusting.
No.941071
>>941067
/pol/ is always right, except about the happening.
No.941072
>>941069
What's especially worrying is that a lot of these people call themselves experts and professionals and put their work out their under the guise of being educational. In some cases, like that awful Assigned Male webcomic, they get backing from academia, universities, and the government who endorse their work and spread it for them.
No.941077
No.941081
>>941072
I just saw an "Assigned Male" book in the local comic store. I live in Finland, so I really hope that nobody buys it. We don't need to create a market for that kind of shit. There was also a Sarah's Scribbles book.
No.941089
>>940958
For some reason, for a split second, I thought that was a Shadman comic.
No.941134
>>941026
>>941033
>saying that str8 wite mails can be diverse will get you fired or caught in a shit storm literally anywhere
>drawing ugly potato face bear faggot hentai does not effect your ability to work at a children's TV network despite the possibility that some kid could easily see your name in the credits then look your name up into google and find that shit
why are we still here? just to suffer? every night, I can feel my leg and my arm and even my fingers. the body I've lost, the comrades I've lost, it wont stop hurting, its like there.
No.941139
>>940734
I'M GETTIN ME MALLET
No.941140
>>940621
If he's that indifferent to it, how did he become Batman?
No.941151
>>940851
>>940850
>>940849
>>940848
>>940846
>>940845
>>940844
The author of that comic redeemed herself though. She made a different comic that's actually good and pretends that one doesn't exist.
No.941153
>>941151
Same as inflation bear
No.941154
>>941153
inflation bear's new comics aren't good though.
No.941158
>>941151
Ozy and Millie wasn't too bad either, as far as I remember, thought it came before.
No.941164
>>941151
>2nd one
I chuckled
No.941174
>>941081
It's a pretty good book actually.
No.941175
No.941176
>>941175
Not mine, i just seen it few minutes earlier…
…sadly the guy who posted it didn't had the source, even when i asked for it…
No.941188
>>941176
That's alright. This one is real, and I have proof of it. http://archive.is/7UMqQ
No.941190
>>941154
Neither is this one. People think is good because they want to fug the unicorn
No.941191
>>941188(check)
>are you going on the high horse because your bike is gone
Nice
No.941193
>>941188
>Defend Dobson and Bum Tickley
>Defend retarded tranny comics
>Claims he'll defend problematic comics but can't name any
Kudos to him for understanding the point of having a moral principle, I guess, but unless he's actually living up to his own words, these sort of statements mean nothing. A better stance would just be to ignore the whole "harassment" discourse entirely because it never amounts to anything unless you're a giant lulcow who goes running to Kotaku to run articles about all the mean tweets you get.
No.941217
>>940854
>Has anyone the chapter of blue tranny dog getting assassinated MLK style?
It was just two pages of the reboot.
No.941225
>>941174
It was the shitty edited version, not the original that you posted.
No.941235
>>940918
Does anyone remember what that bizarre autistic cartoon was about the fatbeard fucking the cartoon skunk? And it was the guy's art school project?
No.941238
>>941151
>no qt unicron gf
No.941241
>>941235
Skunk-fetishism is like the /d/ fetish for furries, since stuff like cockvore is normal for them. They have a lot of things like that, rubberTF and plushyTF, but the most /d/-tier thing they have usually involves skunks, and it's usually coupled with Skunk-spray.
He's a furry autist, and will either claim that he isn't or be proud of it
No.941249
>>941151
>The author of that comic redeemed herself though. She made a different comic that's actually good and pretends that one doesn't exist.
>Herself
>She
>Implying female
>IMPLYING
https://danasimpson.com/2015/07/04/on-the-4th-my-thoughts-on-equality/
"I am also a transgender woman, something I’m always surprised people don’t know, although I don’t know why that should surprise me…"
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/D.C._Simpson
"D.C. Simpson, full Dana Claire Simpson or just Dana Simpson (neé David Craig Simpson)…"
No.941351
No.941363
>>941361
>"If I wear lensless spectacles, maybe they'll obscure some of my male facial features!"
No.941364
>>941185
>getting flashbacks to Nigga Stole My Bike ytmnds
Those were the days
No.941376
>>940566
This can only be the attitude of someone who is so pampered, they don't even have to wipe their own ass. This attitude is like a drug you feed to yourself to make yourself feel better rather than try to make the world around you better.
>>940594
A friend of mine once had her bike stolen. They smashed it up and hung it off a bridge just for shits and giggles, some people are simply shit.
>>940744
Good one, that was what I was thinking as well.
No.941377
>>941185
10/10, just had to fix one thing
No.941381
>>941241
But this one was a thing here, everyone was demanding brain bleach. And just the idea that this beardy would put this intensely personal story of himself whining about his life for half the cartoon, and then spend the second half attempting to fend off the sexual advances of his fantasy hawt cartoon skunk-woman, while convinced he's having some kind of psychotic break with reality, before sealing the deal Cool World style, all in front of his fucking film class…
And that he'd managed to get a woman to do the voice acting. Like, a real live woman. Usually these masterpieces use the female Microsoft Sam voice or whatever.
And the end promised a continuation, many future episodes of whacky hijinks, I suppose like the sexy version of Harvey? Except the dude is fucking the invisible rabbit? Except it never happened and the author is probably living in a cardboard box full of rats. Touching himself. Touching the rats. Touching himself with the rats.
Does anyone else remember this fucking thing? I know I didn't dream the cunt.
No.941392
No.941396
>>940859
That first one isn't real right?
No.941398
>>941053
>>941069
The strip aims to "educate" readers on the 'fetish', though they present it in the most cringeworthy way possible. Not only do the authors attempt to de-stigmatize what will always and only ever be a niche fetish, the comic has a weirdly defensive tone and feels like it needs to justify this fetish's existence. Most people won't care what your fetishes are so long as you don't discuss them in public; trying to justify, for example, why you love wearing adult diapers and defecating in them will make people want to run away. They also try to present cucking as the best thing ever, even having the audacity to claim that it "takes a lot of bravery and strength." Riiiiiiight. Because by the sound of it, Joe isn't trying to convince us so much as convince himself that he loves being cuckolded, with lines like "It stings, but it turns us on" after being insulted to his face by his wife. It is also full of unintentional hilarity, as many have taken to photoshop and exploited numerous poorly-thought-out pages. Rarely does a single comic strip become so noteworthy of being ridiculed; the only other contenders are Ctrl+Alt+Del's "Loss" strip, or Questionable Content's "You and Me" strip.
No.941420
>>941398
And despite deserving every bit of that ridicule there's at least a hint of sincerity in those two, the cuck one exists solely to virtue signal a pathetic and laughable fetish.
No.941468
>>941420
But who the fuck are they trying to virtue signal to? There is basically zero public acceptance or desire for this kind of shit. Infidelity and cuckoldry are even less accepted by the general public than transexuals. There is an instinctive revulsion to it. The only target for this comic strip that I can see is fat, sloppy, disgusting women as illustrated in the strip. Apparently, fat middle-aged feminist perverts are so disireable that men will put up with being cucked just to bask in their glory. According to pic related, a willing cuck is a wittol, I guess.
No.941489
>>941468
>But who the fuck are they trying to virtue signal to?
It's a circle jerk. An echo chamber.
There's a reason why SJW stuff is never profitable. I think the most successful SJW "content creators" are the ones who somehow managed to get some patreon money, and that shit is temporary and earnings always go down. Only other members of the cult are interested in it, and not enough of those people don't spend money on things.
No.941491
>>941468
>Apparently, fat middle-aged feminist perverts are so disireable that men will put up with being cucked just to bask in their glory.
Well if you, by some hellish chance, ended up married to one of those landwhales wouldn't you be happy to not have to have sex with them?
No.941492
>>940844
>>940845
>>940846
>>940848
>>940849
>>940850
>>940851
>This could have been a comic exploring the taboos of some sort of generic/catch-all forbidden love through a boy and his dog
>We could have had the inevitable "man's best friend (with benefits)" joke
>We could have had a story of someone coming to terms with the idea that they want something they can't have, and having to deal with that in the worst way possiblean interesting manner
>instead it's this
No.941495
>>941059
>Fetish
That's what they want you to think so that weak-willed faggots like you brush it off as just some kink.
>Oh she ran off with those guys because she gets off on it
>I'm a good husband
>I'm pretty sure my grandfather had dark hair and olive skin, so surely this is my child
>I'll raise and support it as such
Like someone else said, there's an instinctual aversion to getting cheated on for a reason, and trying to normalize it, even as a kink, is only going to end badly.
No.941503
There are two types of cucks:
1. The classical type that fetishizes it and derives sexual pleasure from it
2. The nu type that allows other men to fuck his wife because he believes she's entitled to it and he doesn't have the will or sex drive to keep up with her
No.941515
>>941503
Their motivations may differ but the results are the same, men who are not men at all but hollow weak-willed faggots.
No.941526
>>941521
>/tv/'s truthseeker "memes"
That board gets worse and worse with any picture of maisie williams and "cumskins of reddipol" they post.
No.941529
>>941521
Dragons are inherently vanilla.
No.941531
>>941526
/tv/ is even more Tumblr than this board's reputation implies.
No.941554
>>941398
Did you copy this verbatim from the badwebcomicswiki review?
No.941560
>>941158
Ozzy and Millie was really fun and cute until it went full political, then it just became tedious.
No.941564
>>941521
Are we sure truthseeker isn't actually being facetious, and this a brilliant satirist?
No.941566
>>941503
>the classical type
The "classical type" was the poor bastard who was unaware that he was a cuckold until others made fun of him for it/he accidently found out. There is a reason it's been an insult for hundreds of years and that even implying someone had cuckold horns could start a fight. The idea of people deriving pleasure from it is some new stuff pushed by (((pornographers))).
No.941567
>>941564
Truthseeker rose to prominence around the time when there were active shills constantly starting political drama then crying about /pol/ and anime. At first, it was just a trolling tactic, but the fact that he went on doing that shit for months and months across multiple boards leads me to believe he was autistically invested in his own bullshit.
No.941585
>>941521
>5th pic
That hitler looking guy resemblances more to Jetson's boss.
No.941600
>>940566
Got no drawing skills, but
>My bike got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it then I am to lose it
>The total-
<Cuck gets punched in the face
<Guy walks off with his wallet
>My wallet got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>But I think-
<Cuck walks in on a nigger ploughing his girl
>My girlfriend got stolen recently
No.941605
>>941521
Actually kinda pisses me off how cute that dragon one is.
No.941612
>>941217
>>940854
I always liked the idea that the kid the dog fucked was the gunman
No.941687
>>941632
I will never get over how some people can be that gloriously obtuse as to treat free speech as a law rather than a concept that can be protected by law.
No.941702
>>941687
Sounds like a public school education.
No.941717
>>941687
"gloriously obtuse" should be xkcd's subtitle.
No.941771
>>941554
Not the person you're responding to but yes I did.
No.941838
>>941687
Ironically, even by the definition that free speech is "only from ebil goberment", these people still don't support it. I mean, even if they pay lip service to free speech by saying that the're against state censorship in America, they have absolutely no problem getting behind Justin Trudeau, and pretty much all European "democracies" who still implement state censorship.
I've actually seen a tumblr user who rebloged this exact same comic also reblog a post celebrating Justin's tranny law that makes"missgendering" a criminal offence.
No.941870
>>941838
I hate it when people conflate the idea with the law, no matter the side they are arguing for. People who argue against are strawmanning the argument, and people who argue for are handing straw to the opposition.
Arguing in favor of freedom of speech is a suffering man's occupation. I'm always forced to defend unpopular ideas right to exist, which for some reason people think signals agreement with the ideas. And then when I disagree with someone else and say that they shouldn't say something, which is the entire fucking point of having freedom of speech they say I'm a hypocrite because apparently "shouldn't" is the same as "shouldn't be able to" and their idea of freedom of speech is their ideas get to exist unchallenged, when the point is that every idea gets to exist, but no idea gets to exist unchallenged.
The free exchange of ideas in public places is the foundation of democracy and free society. But people don't want a democracy or free society, they want a dictatorship with a representation of their ideology as the dictator.
Sorry for rambling but this gets me heated.
No.941883
No.942015
>>941026
Imagine if the cuck strip was genderswapped.
Imagine the sandy vaginas that would ensue.
"OK, get the fuck out, bitch, imina fuck your boyfriend!"
"Oh, it's very brave to be a ladycuck!"
No.942034
>>941235
Mike and Melissa?
No.942035
>>941870
>The free exchange of ideas in public places is the foundation of democracy
Please tell me you're joking
No.942037
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>>942034
YES!
Oh yes. Just… just fucking watch this, guys. Just fucking BEAR WITNESS. And keep in mind a university class had to sit through this.
No.942077
>>942035
What's wrong with what he said, Spurdo?
No.942094
>>942077
Contrarianism, edgyness, or the belief that whichever singular ideology that person believes in should dominate all conversations.
No.942107
>>942077
The destruction of personal accountability is the foundation of democracy. When was the last time a govgovernment politician in a democracy got what he deserved after a screw up?
No.942111
>>942037
>Beer
>Pssht
>Gulp gulp gulp
>Psssssssssss
No.942114
>>940578
>we will end superstition and everyone will become a rocket surgeon!
>oops, turns out superstitions are easier than physics or math
>>940598
>excusing it with made up medical terms
<oh no, he's simply too much of a nigger to control himself from stealing, so cannot be punished or held accountable.
>>940670
if it was rape, where are the bruises, damaged clothes or toxicology results indicating being slipped a mickey?
t. lawyer dealing with false rape claims.
No.942115
>>942037
Why would a man animate himself jacking off and show it to his class? WHY?
No.942117
>>942077
>You need mob rule to speak freely so nobody actually listens to you
>>942107
Korean president was impeached for being a pawn in a feminist conspiracy involving 8 richest female CEO still earning 27% less than male CEO's (^:
Closest to Justice i can think of
No.942121
>>942037
If one guy did this then is surprisingly well animated, unless they gave him the whole semester, then is just shit.
I have several theories.
>Mike is insane.
>Mike is insane IRL.
>Mike is in an ethylic coma.
>The Human Instrumentality Project effects on a closet furry.
The best things on this shit are the levels of closeted furryfagginess, he constantly calls out the events that follow as some sort of "self-awareness" on how batshit insane this is, yet the actual work oozes with so much of it is impossible not to call out how hypocritical it looks
That and the fact that the lack of coherence and cohesion really make the scenes when mike complaints about filmmaking class all the more hilarious in a meta way.
No.942122
>>942037
>And keep in mind a university class had to sit through this.
Tell me someone recorded it.
No.942176
>>942037
This is something else. Thanks for remembering it, anon.
No.942258
>>942037
What I find brilliant about this is how completely he captured who he is in this film. All the yelling and screaming, the autistic metalfaggotry, strangely being embarrassed by other people's behavior, awkwardness around women, childish dismissal of class topics and I haven't even brought up the purple skunk girlfriend. There is just so much you can dissect.
No.942295
>>942037
>This singing is so embarrassing, I'd rather be at home animating myself jerking off and fucking my furry waifu
No.942297
>>941026
>All that effort to justify cuckoldry
>there will be unironic praise
>some poor faggot will believe enough of this to let his girlfriend or wife get railed by a bunch of guys
>some poor faggot will realize that he, in fact, does not like watching his wife get fucked in front of him
>The "writers" and "artists" behind this and similar comics will keep spreading their bullshit around
>Pic related was also on there
I want to get off the ride.
No.942314
>>940670
I guess the lesson is that as long as you don't leave them bloody and brutalized, rape is the key to her heart?
No.942315
>>940638
>that carefully-tended garden next door
>can't look at half your property without getting eye cancer from next door
I'm usually hard into 'my land my rules' but fuck this nut. Grow a giant fucking hedge along that fence.
No.942316
>>941151
>le fug unicorn was made by the dogfucking tranny
holy shit how is this the first I've heard
No.942317
Incontinent Student Bodies was diaperfur propaganda before sexcomic was around.
And it gave us the BAWW and ORCA STACKS! memes.
No.942318
>>941687
>>941632
It so easy to use against literally everyone too.
No.942341
>>942331
>blurmpht is a 3-ft. tall butthead
powerful
No.942354
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>>942332
Wait, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
>Dorkly
Oh, how low we've fallen. I still remember when CollegeHumor would do rape jokes.
No.942359
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>>942354
This. Fucking hypocrites.
But usually when a Collegehumor video has that intro and is from around 2011 then is most surely a good video
This one is hilarious but isn't even on their channel.
No.942361
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>>942354
>>942359
Yeah, some good collegehumor nostalgia.
Link to a clone vid, not their channel :)
No.942365
>>941526
>/tv/
But those originated here you newfag.
No.942368
>>941193
I think the big reason he doesn't name any he's defended is because most comics that fall opposite the SJWs are (almost always) not the type to whine and complain like they're being fucking murdered every time somebody insults their comics. Doesn't mean he wouldn't, just that he hasn't needed to yet.
No.942379
>>940708
>pic 2
Libtards love to ignore how the site of the victory mosque is only vacant because of damage from debris.
No.942383
>>942114
>statutory rape
>where are forced rape signal?
Well I guess you are a shit lawyer then anon
No.942385
>>942368
I think the problem is that certain sites being taken down or denied hosting privileges or being doxed and harassed when they're not the usual kind of faggoty crap that the MSM loves, doesn't get articles on Vice and Buzzfeed.
>Right-wing artist banned for accurately illustrating that refugees caused the raise in crime and rape in Europe
Doesn't really make for the kind of catchy headline and slogan that social media obsessed virtue signallers and peddlers of insecurity porn would read or believe.
No.942398
>>942354
>Took down their good shit on Yt because it was too offensive
What really pisses me off, is that their cartoon parodies have worse artstyle, like adamtots-tier
No.942401
for the thinking man, you say?
No.942423
No.942439
>>940958
When will people realize that they can't make a page too busy like this one. The artwork is good, but Chris Chan makes better layouts than this guy
No.942440
>>942416
We never got the part two of ara unicorn.
No.942445
No.942446
>>942440
It's from an actual H-mango tho
No.942452
>>942354
Didn’t the original song references rape to begin with?
No.942453
>>940566
What is this faggot's problem? Who thinks like this?
No.942464
>>942459
Aaawwww, did we bully too much?
No.942466
>>942459
It's okay though. With the amount of people trolling him and laughing at his misery the total amount oh happiness increased.
So. Whatever.
No.942470
>>942459
Either he's going to come back and his comics will be even more obnoxious as he works out his delicate soyboy feelings, or he's woken up to what a faggot he's been after the tumblr audience he needed so badly for emotional asspats turned on him.
No.942475
>>942331
Wasn't the Daily Prophet creating fake news about Harry & pals and denying Voldemort was coming back in one of the books?
No.942479
>>942466
Agreed, this reaction and analysis of his bike comic has given more laughs than his whole output.
No.942485
>>940566
Even a fucking Care Bear would have a stronger and less passive reaction to bike theft than this person does.
No.942489
>>942485
That's because Care Bears actually care, fagoots like the Bike Cuck just want to see themselves as "open minded".
No.942497
>>942475
I don't know why, but I love this post.
Man I have to read the books again someday.
No.942505
>>942504
Are these simpering, webcomic cunts voluntarily lobotomizing themselves to prevent wrongthink?
No.942513
>>941249
>>941361
>Sees the IRL maker of Hot Dog plus tranny manifesto.
Anons we gotta get back to basics regarding Men calling themselves ladies on the internet. We need to back to Tits or GTFO. Because maybe, just maybe none of this bullshit would have carried as far as it has if more men didn't fall for the fake sympathy cards (though maybe that's just the pampered helicopter millennial neet shits squawking along with their cuck boomber/X parents).
No.942515
>>942513
This. We've drifted away from the basics and it shows. Also holy fuck is that guy's voice rich. Like damn I didn't even know these shitty headphones could make sounds that deep.
No.942530
>>942522
Between this and those people that get so fat they fuse to a bed or couch, I truely believe there are people besides murderers and rapists that simply do not need to exist on this earthly realm.
No.942532
>>941526
>>/tv/'s truthseeker "memes"
TruthSeeker posted here and was mocked on /co/ and /pol/ before his autistic ass migrated to /tv/.
I know you don't like the board, and that's fine because it does suck, but treating it like some massive boogeyman just makes you look like a huge annoying retard.
No.942534
>>942532
>before his autistic ass migrated to /tv/.
Where do you think he ended up, just compare his autism to the cancer engulfing that board. The correlation is indisputable.
No.942537
>>942534
Honestly, as unfathomably autistic as Truthseeker was, him migrating to /tv/ is like something dropping a turd in the middle of a sewer.
No.942542
>>942534
If you actually browsed the board you're throwing a perpetual shitfit about you'd have realized /tv/ had become an irredeemable pile of shit right around the time JUSTbusters came out, if not a little before.
TS wasn't anywhere near the first politics obsessed sperg to shit up /tv/ with his presence.
No.942543
uh oh guys. apparently edgy jokes are a gateway drug to unironic storm faggotry
No.942546
>>942543
>her family also happened to be the only jewish one
Not even surprised
No.942559
>>942543
>I went to high school in a small nowhere town town in North Carolina right on the border of both Tennessee and Georgia
>Murphy
OH MOTHERFUCKER!
No.942560
>>942331
Dorkly actually has some talent and humor. These aren't too bad. Its just a shame hes on the other side.
No.942562
>>942543
Why are faggots so ready to engage with each other in their degeneracy? You don't see normal people fucking each of their new acquaintances. These two lesbians just met and they're already french kissing and probably fucking.
This shit is absolutely disgusting.
No.942563
>>942497
>>942475
>>942331
That's because while some people read, correctly, that it is feminizing tolerance propaganda, the books portray the purebloods as right. The better fanfics explore it better, but yeah. Voldemort only did a few things wrong.
No.942566
>>942562
Thats all gays have, sex. Their entire identity is sexual degeneracy.
No.942575
No.942608
>>942543
>>942544
Oh look it's more of the "pls don't make joke" rhetoric
No.942618
>>942459
At least he didn't stab his hand.
>>942544
>>942543
>Let's be publicly gay instead of hiding it behind closed doors!
>In a southern US town that loves Jesus, that's also in the bible belt!
>Yep, no one will have any opposition to our relationship, what could possibly go wrong?
Just why? I understand that they were teens but they had no forward thinking on consequences of their actions in that location.
No.942619
>>942562
Well for lesbians fucking people they hardly know is the only way to avoid lesbian bed death
No.942622
>>942522
>LOSS
what did he mean by this
No.942626
>>940708
the cuck is strong with these
>pic 2
the only difference is only of those groups has declared war on our way of life
>pic 4
the difference is muslim women must wear the veil or get killed. western women have the choice not to be a degenerate whore porn star.
No.942627
>>942544
>>942543
>see a swastika
>burst into tears in the middle of a school hallway
Oy vey.
No.942644
>>942544
>censoring "fucking"
No.942650
>>942543
>He always drew swastikas on our shit
>"Swastika" shown looks like it was drawn by a blind dog with a concussion
Boy, that isn't a clear sign of an obvious hoax. I'm sure this story is 100% authentic.
No.942655
No.942656
>>942650
>teenager Jewish lesbian and her girlfriend pull a “whatcha doin Rabbi” in their Southern High School.
>The teachers give zero fucks and it only serves to deepen the resentment all the good ole boys had for Sheila Snowflakestein and her rug munching compatriot.
Story checks out.
No.942658
How voraciously gays covet the notion of victimhood status.
No.942696
It only needs a El Grande Thief or Spaghetti out of his pockets and a fucking pony on his sweater to have a complete fusion of memeverses.
No.942702
>>942543
>bullies used to draw swastikas on all our things
Hey rabbi, whatcha doin'?
No.942704
>>942327
>listening to new music on vinyl
This is what really makes him a faggot.
No.942706
>>942543
>Jewish queer
>That swastika
The memes write themselves at this point
No.942742
>>942037
I would really like to know how he got someone to voice his skunk waifu for him, and what that recording process was like.
No.942743
>>942708
>trans
>black
>poor
>feminist
>vegan
They don't know shit about Christ and want to use him as a propaganda pusher
No.942763
>>942743
Lord, how they've changed it- in our `parlours' these days. Christ is one of the `family' now. I often wonder it God recognizes His own son the way we've dressed him up, or is it dressed him down? He's a regular peppermint stick now, all sugar-crystal and saccharine when he isn't making veiled references to certain commercial products that every worshipper absolutely needs."
That book's becoming more true every single year.
No.942768
>>942708
The first one is on point but I'm still annoyed by the fact that his "caricatures" are 30% art - 70% words and holy shit with all those buzzwords in the last one
No.942769
>>940604
Oh Elisia Ericson God haven't heard from that sjw in a long time I remeber 2 years ago we had a let's read of his work. By God it some ultra cringey stuff.
No.942771
>>942708
>2nd image
There's no hierarchy or system in place. The guys in charge and the guys who get to make the decisions get to do whatever they want and they don't have to be fair. If you turn them down and they tell all their friends in the same industry (who are also sex pests and degenerate perverts) not to hire you, promote you, or put you on the good shows/movies/whatever, they are allowed to do that. Instead of leaping to the conclusion that all of these people should be able to remain powerful and successful, just that they can't ask some other employee to watch them jack it, the solution is to stop supporting them. Kill their businesses entirely and build something better instead of saying "all the kike rapists can stay, they just have to be nice to womyn!" because you still want to work for Schmooley Shekelstein's Casting Couch Agency.
No.942777
>>942766
It's a shame this only really works in bong-english, but whatever ♫.
No.942784
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>>942562
>Why are faggots so ready to engage with each other in their degeneracy? You don't see normal people fucking each of their new acquaintances. These two lesbians just met and they're already french kissing and probably fucking.
I couldn't find a better way to condense this to smaller webm format, sorry.
Okay kiddo I previously dropped a simple truth before regarding this shit here >>942513
. But now I'm going to drop the real bomb for you regarding faggotry and what's really going down. And it's a rather simple but open secret this shit is happening because most of the elite and (((elite))) families in power and in charge are mostly fucking sociopaths and what they tend to do to their kids that don't shape up to being in charge of the family fortune is to psychologically traumatize them or abuse them during their child hood years behind closed curtains. In turn said kids grow up with dysfunctional amygdalas, unable to socially function or suss out threats or discern wonky behaviors that more say K-typed folks wouldn't indulge in because of the risks. And what's been coming out from the (((Weinstein Effect))) is that for some folks there's an unwillingness to deal with the trauma that's been experienced and plenty of folks have been encouraged by Les Roi Maudits and their professional connections to spread this traumatic behavior far and wide amongst the normies to keep them in line for even more abuse by the Powers that Be in the future. Now for some reading this, this may not be big news but for others this vid might be a bit of a game changer.
Now the reason why I say this, is most of the LGBTBBBQRaddNtoX orgs no longer function as the original AIDS charities that they were designed for in the 80's and are now just massive tax shelters for the rich and infamous of Hollyweird to normalize their fucked up behaviors and privileges all under the guise of fake charities. In the past the kings of your would have sent said dysfunctional kids to the military or a church or a industrial low level job to get straightened out. But since Les Roi Maudits have shat up all of the sanctuaries and schools of yore, they chosen to build up and encourage institutions of secular indulgence that their genetic duds and dead ends can go to work, and so they never have to take any responsibility for fucking up how they raised them.
Now in the next post I'm going to explain what this has to do with effed up comics being posted here.
No.942785
>>942784
You're throwing a lot of terms and information around, man. Take your time , I want to hear about this but it's a bit confusing.
No.942809
>>942769
Most subcultures will always be really white at first
No.942818
>>942811
Nothing he has written has been incorrect, faggot.
No.942834
>>942818
He doesn’t care, people only post Cucks Bunny when they’re triggered. It’s a leftover meme from Truth See-queer.
No.942835
>>942809
>things shouldnt matter because they’re old and written by rayciss white men.
Let fly, glorious leader. Only Atomic Fire can cleanse us now.
No.942842
>>942809
>>942708
Were these made by a crazy person?
It's just walls of rambling incoherent text slapped onto a picture
No.942843
>>942842
You should know already that leftism is a mental disorder.
No.942849
>>942841
Is that the guy that did all those edgy MLP cartoon and Jerry?
He is pretty one note.
No.942850
>>942849
Max Gilardi, yes. Too edgy for his own good. I dunno, I'd GLADLY take an edgelord over an sjw any day of the decade, but that's not a good solution. I've said it before and will say it again: moderation is a lost art.
No.942855
>>942842
>incoherent text slapped on a picture
>downfall of Cuckchan from 2008 upwards in a nutshell
No.942856
>>942327
literary wu got elected?
No.942927
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This is just the sort of thing Shmorky used to viciously riff on, until he went full SJW diaperfur tranny and became part of the problem.
No.942936
>>942860
>you will never feel his fluffly ass and exclaming his lovely ehs
No.942947
I weirdly feel bad for him. Like, I want to buy him beer and tell him it's gonna be ok.
No.942960
>>942947
Don't play into their emotional manipulation. They deserve all the backlash they got for making a stupid mistake. If you can't learn to joke about what others think of you, you should stop posting things on the internet period.
>>942849
He's the weird type of edgy, in that he knows fully well that his audience is 12 years old and people ironically liking his stuff to show they're not like the other hipsters, but he also seems genuinely uninterested in anything that isn't edgy.
No.943065
>>942849
>>942850
>>942960
Hotdiggitydemon is pretty odd. WGJ4K was probably his most appealing stuff, which should say all you need to know about him.
No.943079
>>942445
Honestly you can see this on the horsemen of equality.
If I wasn't an agnostic I'd be more upset at seeing how the atheist community just up and decided to let itself be cucked by intersectional feminism.
No.943084
>>940638
>pressure of bikes pushing fence onto other property
Violates the NAP
No.943318
>>942841
>third pic
Im ashamed to admit that I had to think about it for a second, really good
No.943502
>>940708
>implying businesses are tantamount to places of worship
You don't go to McDonalds to worship god.
You don't attend mass at a fucking pub, nor do you get baptized at a damn spa.
Whoever wrote the second pic needs a lobotomy.
No.943507
>>940854
Nice thumbnails, faggot.
No.943528
>>942841
I've always wanted a comic where he tracks down the bike thief and kills him.
No.943672
>>943596
It's nice that he takes the edits well.
No.943791
>>942818
>nothing is wrong because it fits my view
Go away
No.943792
>>942947
>buy him a beer
>not a bike
You had one job
No.944122
>>943791
In what way has he been factually incorrect?