No.938768
Reminder that Johnny is a beta who chose to hang out with his mama over getting busy with a girl literally wrapped as a present to him.
No.938772
That cartoon was weird. Bravo is almost a 1:1 recreation of the Chad meme and yet none of the bitches gave him any play.
Dude would've been crushing puss on a regular basis.
No.938778
>>938768
Johnny has muscle, but he was always still the same dweeb on the inside. His body grew, but he never did. The little girl had more confidence than he did and Carl may have as well. He was not gay though.
I'm confident that Johnny would have been a weeb had the show been made a decade or two later.
No.938784
Johnny doesn't get pussy only because he isn't interested in pussy.
Everything he does, he does for approval.
He's the kind of guy that finds more gratification over a hi-five when he says something he deem cool than having a girl blow him.
He's not even a dweeb, he is plenty self confident, simply he is too pure.
Say that he tries to impress a girl and she gives him a kiss on the cheek, that would probably be Johnny's endgame: he wooed the girl, she gave him a kiss, mission accomplished.
His only issue I think is that he is misunderstood, women think he wants to fuck them like a classic chad, while he actually is just looking from approval from his peers, ultimately his dream is to be the classic symbol of manliness, just flexing all day long with girls admiring his muscles and clapping in approval.
Johnny Bravo is simple minded, to the point where he is too pure to understand that his behavior implies he wants to fuck, not to gather approval.
No.938834
>>938768
>spending time with your family vs fucking some random slut
am i supposed to disagree with his choice?
No.938847
>>938772
>none of the bitches gave him any play.
It was written by a beta with the beta fantasy of Chad not getting any pussy.
No.938848
>>938847
Except Johnny isn't a chad. He just looks like one.
No.938860
>>938784
>too pure
you've got that right.
No.938868
>>938768
No girl wanted him because he skipped leg day.
No.938876
>>938768
>Reminder that Johnny is a beta
we all know how it ends
No.938885
>>938768
>Spending time with your family instead of a one night fling with a tart.
Was his choice really wrong?
No.938891
>tfw people took the chad/beta thing seriously
>tfw the dissonance caused by a nineties cartoon results in a massive site-wide ideological crises
Incredible.
No.938894
>>938891
It's no longer Chad/beta it's Chad/virgin get with the times
No.938921
You guys ever see the special where Johnny moved to India and became a Bollywood star?
No.938922
>>938848
Nigga, all you have to do is look like one
No.938923
>>938921
I still find it incredibly odd that Johnny Bravo of all cartoons managed to get so much of a following in India than Cartoon Network actually opted to make a special about it long after his relevance had ended.
No.938925
No.938930
>>938923
Well, Top Cat had enough of a following in Mexico to get like two movies.
No.938945
No.938946
>>938945
Cartoons can't be lolis.
No.938961
>>938946
>Cartoons can't be lolis.
No.939019
>>938784
Perfect analysis. He's a really nice kid who thinks getting society's approval is more important than anything else.
>>938923
This happens all the time, plenty of incredibly niche cartoons were made into several adaptations in Italy. Something about licensing fees allowing some shows to be shown more regularly and whatnot.
No.939053
>>938923
>Hey Sexy Mamma
>Show Bobs and vagene pic
Is it really that surprising?
No.939176
>>938923
I'm pretty sure an entire generation of Indians learned from Johnny a bit too much
No.939182
There won't be more pure stylish cartoons that aren't filled with shitty LGTBQ&A political messages.
Everything will have disgusting potato faces done in Macromedia Flash.
No.939232
>>938990
>carl
>from athf
Kekd
No.939236
>>939232
Anon, your new is showing.
No.939243
>>939236
I'm not a /co/ regular, sue me.
No.939245
>>939243
At least you're being honest
No.939246
>>939243
What board is your main?
No.939252
>>939246
/tv/
It's gotten so fucking shitty over the last year and a half.
No.939259
>>939252
your kind isn't welcome here
No.939294
>>939252
Nothing's been the same since September 4th 2016.
No.939401
>>938860
Why in the fuck would he ask Carl about sex?
No.939405
>>939401
Well, if you mean the Nerd of the second season, because he is the only friend of Johnny and he is supposed to be clever?
No.939427
>>939294
>implying it wasn't that shit before
>implying there wasn't a dramatic uptick in quality when shitposting was contained to the inauguration general for a couple days, including tripfags
No.939430
No.939461
>>939405
Yeah, but Carl ain't exactly a cunt destroyer. If wanted to know about sex, I'd assume he'd ask Pops, who might at least know something
No.939491
>>939252
>Maining /tv/ after 2015.
Why, I counted 3 good threads after early 2016.
No.940301
>>938847
That would explain a lot, some friends back in the day told me "that's because he is vulgar" as in crude, tacky, or loud, and yet, I know those kind of people still get lots of pussy.
No.940339
>>938847
>>940301
Wasn't there an episode where a beta guy was getting all the pussy, and when Johnny asked him for advice the guy burst into showtunes about being polite?
No.940346
>>940339
Yeah, and then he immediately revealed he was faking being a nice guy the whole time and got beat up by a bunch of women.
No.940347
>>940339
>>940346
Sounds realistic, apart from the 'getting pussy' part.
No.940662
>>940409
Don't forget the deer.
No.940673
>>938784
I really like this analysis.
Johnny Bravo was one of my favorites as a kid since none of the other shows I watched really had much machismo in them. Even if he wasn't successful in getting pussy or anything I still thought he was cool.
Characters nowadays are usually annoyingly oblivious or sad-sacks. Johnny was confident even in the face of all his failures, but not confident in the "I'm going to be obnoxiously loud" wow, just the "I'm going to keep trying because I'm great" way. It was a good way.
No.940714
>>938921
>Johnny, Johnny!
>Whoa, Mama!
No.940733
>>938778
>Johnny would have been a weeb had the show been made a decade or two later.
He was kinda a far eastern martial artist enthusiast so he was a proto-weeb
But yeah I binge watched this show a year ago and isn't as funny or raunchy as thought it was when I was a kid. I wish it could have been like my Franco-Belgian-Italino-British-Danish-Nipponese comic books
No.940907
>>940733
I think he was just a karate nut because Elvis was.
No.940911
>>940907
This, He only did the Karate stuff cause his idol Elvis was a black belt
No.940942
Anyone ever notice that Duke Nukem, Johnny Cage, and Johnny Bravo are all have the same basic look and Macho character archetype, but the world they're in reacts to them differently.
Everyone loves Duke Nukem, He's the king of the world, can do no wrong and everything goes his way.
Cage is a Succsesful actor and actually has the skill to back up his career, but most people he meets think he's full of it, and don't respect him.
Johnny Bravo is just as full of himself as Duke or Cage but is't nearly as successful with his life.
I just think it's interesting seeing this one type of character be so similar in look and attitude, but taken in 3 very different ways.
No.940943
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>>940942
>Anyone ever notice that Duke Nukem, Johnny Cage, and Johnny Bravo are all have the same basic look and Macho character archetype, but the world they're in reacts to them differently.
No. Nobody's ever realised that ever. Congratulations on a completely original thought
No.940944
>>940943
If your going to get all sarcastic on me, at least use a webm.
No.941031
>>938768
He got raised by a single mother, not a surprise he has some issues
>>938876
Correct
No.941036
>>941031
>He got raised by a single mother, not a surprise he has some issues
I always figured Pops was his pops.
No.941048
How would Bravo react to the modern day Steven Sagal? And would his idol now be Chuck Norris because of le funny nehneh?
No.941341
>>940942
The reason Duke has it the best of the three is because he's a genuinely good guy. He's willing to risk his life just to save people. Unlike Cage, everyone knows Duke isn't full of it because he's proven it on several occasions. Bravo isn't successful because he's so self-centered.
No.941349
>>941341
At the very least Cage got to waifu pre-bitch Sonya Blade.
No.941360
>>940942
It comes with the degrees of playability. As Duke and Cage are both video game characters, they get more respect naturally. Duke is the sole protagonist of his own series, and essentially he's mankind's biggest bro. The worst Duke has ever done to another human being is maybe cum in a girl's eye once, but otherwise he's just a hero who lets his ego cut loose within reason. He's only an asshole to people trying to kill his species.
Johnny Cage is a joke character among a roster of grittier fighting game characters, with only rising relevance thanks to MK9 and X, where he becomes the competent joke character. Mortal Kombat's plot is pretty much a bloodier pro-wrestling plot, and he's a really annoying guy off the camera. He's a good guy, but he's a guy who if not for his ability to fight, would not belong in a place where mankind is fighting to keep their realm from being invaded. Nobody wants to actually hang with someone who tattooed his first name onto his pecs unless he compensates hard for that by actually being cool, funny, or useful.
No.941371
>>938768
>>938847
he fucked Velma, it's canon
No.941378
>>941341
>Bravo isn't successful because he's so self-centered.
Pretty sure it's more like >>938784 where he's a pure guy in a Chad's body.