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File: 4015389cac621a3⋯.mp4 (10.06 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sherlock Gnomes (2018) - O….mp4)

 No.938370

Did Elton John actually intend a franchise of gnome versions of classic stories, or did he lose a bet?

 No.938371

>>938370

>sherlock gnomes

>no ship sherlock

Is this entire movie just build on shitty puns?


 No.938404

File: 43739aecd43536f⋯.jpg (31.9 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1447050064532.jpg)

>fart jokes and swearing

I hate jews so much, do they ever get new material?


 No.938406

>>938404

The forgettable inoffensiveness of the first movie is looking preferable


 No.938409

>>938370

>Gnomeo and Juliet made a profit because it was created with a tiny budget

>They expect another similar shitty movie to work when no one is going to the movies


 No.938411

>>938404

>>fart jokes and swearing

Not only fart jokes and swearing, that would have been halfway tolerable, but excessive fart jokes and pussyfooting at swearing,


 No.938412

>>938409

Hoodwinked and Nut Job syndrome


 No.938413

>>938412

If thats so, they are setting themselves up to fail. The sequels to Hoodwinked and the Nut Job bombed. Copying those movies mean this sequel will crash too.


 No.938416

File: 37ab7bb1deea601⋯.jpg (98.45 KB, 510x755, 102:151, smurfs.jpg)

>>938411

Why do children's movies about gnomes tend to be this


 No.938430

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Speaking of Elton John, since they used "I'm Still Standing".. have any of you actually seen the music video for it? My question is, how the fuck did it take so long for people to figure out he was turbogay?


 No.938436

>>938430

>how the fuck did it take so long for people to figure out he was turbogay?

70's


 No.938441

>>938430

>dat totally-not-exaggerated woman's ass slap at 1:00


 No.938442

>>938430

The sad thing is, they probably used that particular song because Sing's cover got millions of plays


 No.938444

who the fuck looked at Gnomeo and Juliet and thought it should have a sequel?


 No.938466

>>938436

Gaydar wasn't invented until the 90's. Remember, people were still trying to work out if Boy George was gay. BOY GEORGE.

If gaydar hadn't been perfected by the 90's, people would probably have thought Julian Clary was straight.


 No.938474

>>938430

Because back then you just assumed everyone was a normal and straight. The media wasn't allowed to have faggots since people would just stop watching it. The "acceptance" of faggots nowadays is a recent phenomenom, much like the overrepresentation of them in media when there's barely a thousand fags in most countries.


 No.939403

>>938466

Funny enough I remember back in the day when people though Marilyn Manson was gay and Ricky Martin was straight.


 No.939452

>>938474

A lot of gays in entertainment used to hide it behind "camping it up", I remember my mother and grandmother saying the exact same thing Austin Powers did about Liberace, "But women loved him!", and I think I pulled the same face Elisabeth Hurley did. It was just assumed camp performers were taking the piss.

>>939403

I like what Manson said about that, that if you can suck your bandmates' dick and not get a hard-on, you're straight.


 No.939568

>>938413

>>938412

I remember Hoodwinked to be imaginative and good, I could only take like 15min of the sequel, somehow the animation is even worse.

Only enough, with all these quippy meme characters, Minion knock-offs kids would have a really hard time knowing the Bunny was the recipe burglar, since he just acts like a any other randumb character forcefully splattered into a scene to be fun.


 No.939569

>>939568

oddly enough*




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