No.934197
>Sword in the Stone
that one hurts
No.934199
>>934197
Has disney forgotten they were born and made famous from animation?
No.934201
Can't do nothing normalfags will eat shit anyway. I thought the beauty and the beast remake would fail. No, it grossed 1/8 of the film budget.
No.934204
A reminder that every single one will have characters turned into niggers and faggots.
No.934209
>>934197
>Dumbo
>Peter Pan when Hook exists
No.934212
>>934201
I was on /v/ the other day and people there were disillusioned with "voting with our wallets". I can't blame them since normalfags are too brainwashed to spend money, and its even worse in gaming with rich normalfags.
Capitalism was a mistake.
No.934215
>>934197
I think all of those in the list, Dumbo and Sword in the Stone are most likely to flop. Tim Burton is considered a has-been and that is being written by Ehen Kruger. Meanwhile, King Arthur doesn't click well with the audiences as seen with this year's flop and trying to make a live-action movie out of Sword in the Stone will be the most boring shit ever.
Who am I kidding. All of this cancer will make a billion in the box office just because normalfags will pay to watch anything with Disney label slapped on it. Bob Iger can be caught in a Harvey Weinstein type of situation and people will pay to see their movies regardless
No.934217
>>934199
They've gotten so big that animation doesn't matter, especially when you can afford any actor/actress that's willing to push an agenda. Another thing is that most people don't care for animation unless it's reddit and memey/family guy bullshit.
No.934218
>>934212
It's impossible to vote with your wallet when people will buy anything they're told to these days.
No.934222
>>934199
>Has disney forgotten they were born and made famous from animation?
Walt Disney's first films were animated with live action characters. See Alice's Wonderland
>>934201
>No, it grossed 1/8 of the film budget.
Shit, I didn't read throught. Better write in this way:
Beauty and the Beast (2017) Budget: $160 Million Box Office: $1.263 Billion
No.934223
>>934199
You mean the multi billion conglomerate that controls several of largest franchises in existence doesn't care about what it did before hitting it big? Well, colour me surprised
>>934212
Comics or movies don't have DLCs, Denuvo and microtransactions, gaming got so fucked that it's full Orwellian now.
>>934222
Live action characters were used for reference, not to rotoscope
No.934225
>>934218
It's just like regular voting then.
No.934228
>>934223
>Live action characters were used for reference, not to rotoscope
I am not talking about Alice in Wonderland. I am talking about Alice's Wonderland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58meqbp5Ps
No.934229
>>934222
>>934228
Most of this film is animated. Very crudely animated like any other early 1920s animation, but still animated nevertheless.
No.934235
>>934199
Yes
>>934222
> Walt Disney's first films were animated with live action characters.
OP asked if they forgot what made them famous.
No.934244
>live action
>lion king
>the movie with no human characters
No.934247
>>934244
It's just going to be Hamlet
No.934248
>>934247
It's just going to be Kimba
No.934255
>>934244
What's the point?
No.934256
>>934244
>live action means humans
No.934261
>>934256
>they won't ever have the guts to shoot a movie entirely with tame animal actors and no voice over
No.934269
>>934261
It's gonna be all CGI shit regardless, the point though was that live action =/= humans
No.934273
>>934197
>maleficent 2
as if we needed another one
>mfw no Atlantis: The Lost Empire
No.934275
>>934273
I rather they leave atlantis alone and never touch it again
No.934302
>>934273
It was shit that flopped, why would they be doing it
No.934306
>>934302
Budget of $90–120 million and box office revenue of $186.1 million, wasn't a flop.
No.934313
>>934306
You do realize that barely breaking even is a flop, right? Not making at least twice the budget means the movie bombed.
No.934316
>>934313
A box office bomb is a very subjective thing
No.934320
>>934316
It's not. It's the most objective thing in existence, actually, and I just named you the criteria.
No.934321
>>934320
Give me an objective credible citation first
No.934376
>>934197
>Cruella
>Maleficent 2
>More "villain was the good guy" movies
No.934379
>>934376
I'm really starting to hate that plot now.
No.934380
>>934379
It's so popular with fucking stupid women. Its the same principle with "Bad Boys" as much as they would like to say its a stereotype is absolutely true. "I'm a mass murderer but my mom hit me boo hoo", and Fangirls will cream their pants. Its the same shit with Wicked, and other shit like this.
Malificient was fucking awful. Like one of the WORST. Like if it was a traditional "Hero" narrative it would be obnoxious and tensionless.
What the fuck is Cruella gonna be? She's a literal puppy murderer. Like we can already look forward to INSANE bullshit to justify her behavior.
No.934396
>>934212
>Capitalism was a mistake.
You mean (((Corporatism))) I presume?
No.934422
>>934396
Whatever allows me to take away other peoples freedom and not take responsibility myself I presume.
I used to be dismayed by corporations, but the truth is that people really like new gods to worship, and consumerism and fan communities has replaced most normal interaction.
It started on a much more simple problem with the death of standards. When NO became a bad word.
No.934454
>>934215
Long ago, a wise man once said that audiences would pay to watch an hour and a half of blank film so long as the Disney logo appeared at the start and end.
No.934483
>>934454
It would get an award for best animated movie as well
No.934516
>>934483
People would happily pay loot boxes and micropayments as long as it has the Blizzard Logo stapled to the front. So I guess Blizzard is the Disney of Videogames.
Generally liked, but the content it produces with any depth is long in the past, so it mainly focuses on creating appealing, but superficial content made to maximize maximum profit.
No.934528
>>934269
Live action doesn't mean the characters are all CGI either though.
No.934554
>>934396
>Real capitalism has never been tried!
No.934559
>>934528
nobody said it was
No.934568
>Christopher Robin
Please don't.
No.934591
Just to brake a spear in live action. Hook and the first alice where good. Dalmatian is ok at best but this doesn't excuse this shit they are pulling
No.934592
>>934591
>first alice where good
No.934593
>>934273
No leave the best princess alone
No.934594
>>934380
Don't you know? Having a fur ain't murder anymore because reasons!
i hope you mean bad boys the trope and not the movie because that's one of the few good movies of Michael bay
No.934595
>>934592
Well, the mirror was fucking dogshit….the wonderland was acceptable….otherwise what else there is? Mary poppins? There aren't that much live action
No.934597
>>934593
>best princess
You mean her?
No.934621
>>934597
Look at that (((shlong)))
No.934633
>>934568
I'm pretty sure that one is a movie about the life of the author not just a WtP movie.
No.934635
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>>934197
>Live Action Dumbo
Oh boy I can't wait for the Crows to be replaced entirely or it's turned into a motherfucking RAP NUMBER.
No.934636
>>>934568
>>934633
Probably they'll do the same thing like Saving Mr. Banks. It'll be a glorified version of either selling the movie rights to Disney or a glammed up story about the real CR and how the stories were made. It might not actually be that bad if that's what we get.
No.934639
>>934635
John Boiega will voice and mo-cap them.
No.934640
Cruella already had the perfect live action actress.
>>934635
Or they complain about a farmer keeping them from getting food (he even shoots them outside of his farm! What a cruel menace) and Dumbo learns to fly (or just bumbles around with brute force because he's a fucking elephant) then to help them steal food.
Then he leads some kind of avian assault on the circus or all the birds come rescue him during the bit where he flies at the circus.
The film will be anti-animal cruelty PSA, with all humans being massive dicks bar one or two (fair enough) and possibly allegory for race inequality- at least with the crows or other African animals forced to perform in the circus- but kept subtle enough so the average person who still goes to the cinema doesn't notice what it's telling little Timmy (bullshit).
Also the Pink Elephants scene will look great- acting as bait to get CGI/design awards.
>>934273
Does that list of all the live-action actors who'd look dead like them (and even be able to play them well) still hold up?
No.934641
>>934593
>This excellent taste
My brethren of African-American descent
No.934642
>>934197
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Guy Ritchie directing the Aladdin one. I genuinely enjoyed the first Sherlock Holmes movie he did despite making Holmes Tony Stark in Victorian England, the core mystery was actually true to the source material I feel. Never did watch the sequel but I think if he can take his usual energy into Aladdin and try not to push too much pandering to anyone specifically we may just be good, I just hope they don't cobble together a Franken Genie from all the countless takes Robin Williams did over three films. God knows they tried to bullshit it with CGI Peter Cushing, I know they're just dying to try it again.
No.934644
>>934642
Have you seen his King Arthur? It's a disaster.
Also, Will Smith plays Genie.
No.934646
>>934593
>some nigger cross-bred
>best
No.934650
>>934646
Best princess is very debatable, but you can't say she was a bad princess.
No.934651
>>934650
I can, nigger is always bad
No.934653
>>934642
Robin Williams said in his will Disney can't use his likeness for "100 years." Whether that extends to ditched voice lines & sound alikes is between the law, Disney's palm greasing, and the Williams family.
IMO they'll pick a comedian "in a similar vein" to Robin (I.e. nothing like him, but someone who's popular who'll say he liked Robin and was inspired by him). Even if entertainment wasn't cucked- Robin had no limits. He did pussy eating jokes, yet still worked for Disney. The sheer energy he had also meant if he did lean to close to the line, there was more material to use.
Can anyone adlib like he could?
No.934656
>>934651
>Lives in a stable civilization
>Is also in some ways more advanced than civilization from the surface
She's not a nigger.
No.934657
>>934656
is this an argument worth having when you're aware that at least one of you will be shitposting exclusively, m8?
No.934664
>>934653
>Will Smith plays Genie
No.934665
>>934656
>literally the myth niggers try to push about their shit civilization
>flat nosed big lipped darkie
>not a nigger
No.934669
>>934646
>nigger-cross breed
>Atlantis was originally out of giblartar
>meaning at worst she was spanish at best she was Greek like plato
Go away /pol/ no one wants you
No.934670
>>934669
>Atlantis is a real place
>not a fantasy bullshit for writers to shove niggers in as they please
>being this autistic
go away >>>/reddit/ everyone wants you to die
No.934673
>>934653
>IMO they'll pick a comedian "in a similar vein" to Robin
It'll be Assiv Mandi or whatever that Middle eastern 'comedian' in that they shove all over the place.
No.934674
>>934673
Fucking read >>934644 >>934664
Will Smith was cast as a Genie
No.934675
>>934674
Source or hearsay? I don't usually take what I read on imageboards as fact anon-kun
No.934680
>Live action Dumbo
LIVE ACTION DUMBO!
LIVE
ACTION
DUMBO
No.934686
>>934244
They could make it like the musical. Except that with CGI and everything else a hundred times worse
No.934687
>Little Mermaid
>Snow White
I somehow didn't think they would go there
No.934691
>>934636
Funny thing about Saving Mr. Banks, they left in a lot of the author's distaste of Disney, even saying late in the movie she'd never let them make another. I guess we're meant to assume she fully had a change of heart when she gets happy tears from the movie.
>>934635
They'll just cut them out like the Beatles Birds in Jungle Book
No.934705
>>934687
>the only two that could possibly benefit from a remake
but the remakes will probably still be worse, anyway
No.934719
>>934687
I thought they already made a Snow White remake with the Huntsman… And that movie sucked, but not the least of which, was that Snow White was fugging the director behind the scenes and the actress that played her mother was his wife too.
No.934733
>>934719
Wasn't made by Disney, so they have yet to ruin Snow White with a live action remake.
No.934744
>>934197
The ones that bother me:
< Dumbo and The Lion King
> Will be mostly CG
> If I wanted a live action The Lion King, I would just watch Hamlet.
< Cruella and Pinocchio
> There already was a live action 101 Dalmations 20 years ago. Actually, both of the live action versions came out in 1996. Fuck me, I'm old.
< Tink
> This better be full of pantyshots, other fanservice, and rule 34 inspiration or I am going to rage.
No.935138
Would a live action Doc McStuffins upset anyone?
No.935169
>>934744
> This better be full of pantyshots, other fanservice, and rule 34 inspiration or I am going to rage.
There were a bunch of CG Tinkerbell films and even though most of the time she's wearing her classic outfit, there are no panty flashes, even when it would make sense, see pics related.
So don't get your hopes up anon, not in this current year.
No.935170
>>934719
There was Snow White and the Huntsman, and the sequel The Huntsman: Winter's War, and then there was the unrelated movie Mirror Mirror which came out the same year as SWatH.
No.935179
These movies need to be called what they are: Fanfiction. They're not canon and they never will be.
No.935181
So has any anon actually watched the remakes already out? I was dragged to see Beauty and the Beast, and it felt really forgettable. I can't imagine the other ones being any better. I'm not excited for any of these.
No.935182
>>935179
That's what you're worried about? Canon? You need to sort your priorities.
No.935205
>>934675
google it faggot, I'm not here to hold your hand
No.935207
>>935181
I've seen them all (pirated) and all of them are tremendous SJW agenda ridden garbage.
>I'm not excited for any of these.
You're not supposed to.
No.935214
>>934197
>Sword in the Stone
I loved that one though. The knights, the general Medieval setting, the magic….
It also gave me weird feelings for that squirrel.
No.935215
>>935214
>I loved that one though
that's the point
No.935218
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>>934197
I will forever imagine Pooh to have been a veteran of the British Imperials.
No.935219
>>935215
I know, I'm drunk.
No.935222
>>935218
What did he mean by this?
No.935224
>>934595
It was your grammar mistake, I'm assuming.
>>934593
>>934275
This anon >>934273 is "euphoric" over the fact that they're not doing a live action version of Atlantis; his .gif says it all.
I'm assuming you anons misunderstood his post, simply because I don't understand your posts.
No.935225
>>935222 (checked)
A poor way of saying I want Pooh to have a pith helmet in his wardrobe.
No.935227
>>935214
Fuck I just realized, she wouldn't be wearing shorts like that, fucking slut
No.935230
>>935214
Wait a minute
>that crossguard
No.935243
>>934665
>>934670
Ah, but then we're talking about fantastic darkies, which are a wholly different animal from the real deal.
No.935259
>>934376
At least they aren't straight remakes?
No.935296
No.935339
>>935259
What difference does it make, they're gonna be same shit regardless
No.935344
When they do a current year Hunchback of Notre Dame, who do you think will get the chance to piss on Tony Jay's grave and butcher Hellfire?
No.935345
>>935344
They have already cast Quasimodo
No.935362
>>935214
I hope you're ready for a Arthur to be played by John Boyega! That's right nazis, the king of medieval England was a black man!
No.935365
No.935366
>>935365
Shoot, forgot the sage.
Anyway, it fits this time because of nu/tv/'s actress waifufaggotry.
No.935367
No.935368
>>935367
They post her fam, that was the point.
No.935369
>>935368
do you have an argument to support that?
No.935373
No.935375
>>935373
:^)
They used to anyway. But that board truly is about as bad as /b/.
No.935377
No.935382
>>934593
Thanks for making me rewatching it.
No.935415
>>935366
>>935365
It's called a joke you uptight retarded autistic mistake of nature.
God I hope you fucking die.
No.935442
>>935415
>this guy doesn't understand the other's joke
No.935479
>>935442
Forcing a meme out of sheer butthurt is a joke?
No.935484
>>935479
>Forcing a meme out of sheer butthurt is a joke?
>Most of /tv/'s meme are sheer butthurt pretend to be jokes
And before you sperg, am not even him! Welcome to /co/ outsider, where everyone is feed up with /tv/'s bullshits!
No.936482
>>935484
/tv/ isn't dead like /co/ at least
No.936534
>>934199
They're running out of ideas so they gotta fish for whatever IPs they can find to remake.
No.936535
>>934744
> There already was a live action 101 Dalmations 20 years ago.
Cruella will likely be another shitty Maleficent-style film with more focus on the villain while attempting to somehow make her look like the victim or some shit.
No.936797
>>934223
They do have DLCs. They call it special editions of movies with extra content and better graphics. That is the same as Street Fighter Super Turbo XX
No.936808
>>935214
>It also gave me weird feelings for that squirrel
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
No.936811
>>934212
>Capitalism was a mistake
>>>/leftypol/
No.936812
>>936797
Err, no. Speical edition has nothing to do with DLC, are you retarded.
No.936851
>>936850
At first I thought this was something pulled from DeviantART, and then I looked it up.
No.936914
>>936850
The worst part is that the most vomit inducing actors are the three white ones.
Or should i say (((white))) ones
No.936929
>>936850
>Seth Rogan as Pumba.
Dudekuna Weedtata, lmao.
No.936931
>>936914
>The worst part is that the most vomit inducing actors are the three white ones.
>Or should i say (((white))) ones
No.936932
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>>936850
I guess the bottom left are the hyenas, but Banzai and Ed are changed to Azizi and Kamari.
Makes me wonder if only Timon/Pumba are gonna be hyucking it up (or what those actors think it is), and the Hyenas will be made "legit" villains.
Also, the African names in the original are based off proper African names and have synergy with the character (Pumba means fat, Mufasa means king, etc). Doubt the new names do.
No.937044
>The Lion King remake will fail to deliver to expectations, despite having an all-star cast led by Donald Glover and Beyoncé.
No.937046
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>>934229
>>934228
>>934222
Alice was also produced in Kansas City and only a few did any business at the box office. The first thing Disney did that got national attention was Steamboat Willie, retold here in Emoji form on Disney's official YouTube channel.
No.937059
>>936850
>CAST
>Jews (including Seth "Nepotism" Rogen)
>Hambeast who's hit the wall and gets shilled thanks to the Hollyjew fixation with Niggers and Beyonce being the default Sheboon.
>>936932
>Makes me wonder if only Timon/Pumba are gonna be hyucking it up (or what those actors think it is)
Don't forget John Oliver. Knowing the Hollywood hated of the goyim, they'll be all clownish goofballs while the Hyenas are all strong, competent, and respectable. It's like how
No.937060
>>937059
It's like all the commercials with Whites/White Men as fools getting humiliated by Niggers/Other Muds/Women.
No.937077
>>937059
>John Oliver
Of course they would have Current Year Man in there somewhere.