No.931101
HA HA HA HA HA
Oh my fucking god, they're seriously doing it, they're fucking milking Eddie Brock as their new flagship character, this is the absolute state of Marvel!
>In the far reaches of space, the Poisons attack the Marvel Universe – but who exactly are these new enemies, and what destruction are they planning to unleash on Earth? This is just the beginning of Poisons diabolical plot to overthrow the Marvel Universe…and it requires an unexpected team-up! This January, the Children of the Atom will join forces with Eddie Brock for a 6-part crossover that begins in X-MEN BLUE ANNUAL #1!
>First seen in VENOMVERSE, the Poisons pose a threat that can only be stopped by the X-Men – and Venom. When the X-Men drag Venom into space for help, it turns out that they’re going to need to save the universe from something a little scarier than their own troubles, and Eddie Brock and his faithful Symbiote might be the only thing that can help stop it!
>Don’t miss the crossover everyone will be talking about – POISON X starts this January with X-MEN BLUE ANNUAL #1! X-MEN BLUE ANNUAL #1
Eddie Brock is now a bigger draw than Tony Stark, Wolverine, or even Spider-man! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Did Brocktimer meme this shit into existence? Does Marvel lurk this board?
No.931103
Hotwheels caused the duplicates, tbh.
No.931110
>>931101
I don't understand. Why is Venom in an X-Men comic?
No.931116
>>931101
Marvel is still alive?
No.931118
>>931101
Why the fuck are they pandering to the gays? I thought diversity books weren't selling.
No.931119
I think you shouldn't read into that too much, OP.
>>931110
Probably because X-Men Blue is being written by the same guy who wrote Venomverse (Cullen Bunn, who wrote Agent Venom before he was Bendis'd). A crossover with Venom is hardly surprising given that the X-books are still in editorially-mandated nostalgic purgatory (can't give Fox any new and original ideas).
No.931127
>>931101
In the near future, all Marvel characters will be either Eddie Brock or Gwen Stacy.
No.931162
>>931101
>Eddie Brock is now a bigger draw than Tony Stark, Wolverine, or even Spider-man! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Stark, Logan and Parker replaced by some diversified abomination
Please don't bring such fate to Brock
No.931174
>>931162
Are you ready for Eddie to hand off his Symbiote to astronk independent woman of color (with a great big afro) and telling her to become the next VENOM? I can't fucking wait for it.
No.931179
>>931101
cant fucking wait
No.931194
>>931127
>In the near future, all Marvel characters will be either Eddie Brock or Gwen Stacy
No.931302
>>931127
>all characters will be blonde haired blue eyed Aryans, attractive and ideal members of their respective sexes
Ok I'm sold lets go
No.931311
Possible order:
>X-Men Blue Annual #1
>Venom #161 (Mark Bagley may return for this)
>X-Men Blue #21
>Venom #162
>X-Men Blue #22
>Venom Annual?
No.931375
>>931311
No, it's an actual miniseries.
No.931384
>>931375
>what is Mojo Worldwide
>what is Worlds Collide
No.931385
>>931384
What I mean is that Cullen Bunn is a hack and he's going to write the whole thing. Mike Costa, the good writer who's on the actual Venom book, has nothing to do with it.
No.931386
ANyone else keeping up with the main Venom series?
No.931438
>>931386
slightly off-topic, but can anybody explain to me the appeal of these ugly ass hipster hair-beard-piercing-no-meat-on-bones-19th-century styles?
No.931442
>>931438
You missed the painted nails.
No.931444
>>931438
Sometimes you just want to look like a steampunk character.
No.931576
>>931438
There is no appeal. That's why they were tricked into thinking there is an appeal. The hipster is self-defeating by nature because there is no genuine substance beneath the layers of arrogance and irony.
No.931692
>>931386
>Chad Venom has disdain for numales
hmmmm, that's a bit problematic, no?
No.931774
>>931385
<moving goalposts
>he's going to write the whole thing
Sauce?
No.931810
>marvel makes everyone venom
>marvel makes everyone spiderman
>marvel makes everyone black
DC would never do something retard event like make every character Batman, would they?
No.931834
>>931810
Just make Planet Venom already.
No.931858
>>931810
It's the other way around though, they're making Batman every character.
No.931997
>>931174
Yeah, you fucking sealed it now.
No.932008
>>931834
Why stop there?
>Civil War III: The Venom Wars
>Days of Venom Past
>Venom Wars
>House of venoM
>AVengernom vs X-Venom
>Age of Venom
>World War Venom
>Secret Venom Wars
The possibilities are endless!
No.932070
And they said /co/ couldn't into meme magic. Ha!
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No.932075
>>932008
Wait, is their only gimmick war, secret war, and preparing for war? Jesus christ these SJDUBS are neo cons/libs. lawl.
No.932087
>>931692
>the Chad Brock vs the virgin Parker.
No.932568
>>931101
wait, is venom a good guy now? how long has this been going on?
back in my day, eddie brock would flat out murder people and was definitely a villain. not sure if he could find the atonement to get to this point haha
No.932570
>>932568
He did kill some people in cold blood like a cop in his first appearance and I think a hand full of guardsmen when escaping the vault. I don't know the exact number but I do know you can count brocks unjustifiable kills on one hand. A lot of fans chalk those up developmental growing pains and editorial trying to figure out what to do with the character after the initial hook of "black suit is evil now" lost its shock. By his 3rd or 4th appearance in ASM he was vowing to never physically harm aunt may or MJ
Besides that he's always killed, but punisher tier killing, no one who didn't deserve it other than those few.
No.932742
>>932568
>back in my day, eddie was a villian
Sounds like your day was the mid 2000s, and Eddie was Mac Gargan, you tremendous faggot. Eddie was an anti-hero almost immediately. The only comic he was a straight up villain in was his first appearance.
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No.932844
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>932742
Wasn't he a villain the 90s cartoon?
No.932848
>>931118
they aren't but it's long since become clear that the big two are more interested in pumping out left wing propaganda than making good comics
No.932849
>>932848
The movies are keeping them afloat, but it looks like that won't last much longer as Disney doesn't seem to keen on hemorrhaging so much money for so long. The Weinstein scandal can also be tied back to them, which could cause them a lot of problems too.
Does anyone have the entire "sins of the father" spiderman episode? I can only find parts of it and many of those have been removed.
No.932851
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The narrator made it seem like Superior Spiderman is a very interesting story-line. Is there any specific issue to start on?
No.932949
>>932851
Lol, the narrator has shit taste
No.932952
>>931386
>that entire fucking haircut
I swear to God beards better become the next mullets in ten years
No.932977
The Superior Spider-Man #1. All you need to know is that Peter used to have a slow fling with a female forensics expert and that he found a job as a researcher/engineer/super-scientist type at Horizon research labs. Then octopus swapped bodies with Parker, and let him die. Oh, and octopus wasn't fat towards the end of his life.
No.932983
>>932851
Read it from superior spiderman #1 and then read superior foes of spiderman
No.933013
>>932983
>>932977
Will do and thanks!
>octopus wasn't fat towards the end of his life.
At least he started improving himself before the end. From the posted video, I did find it interesting that Otto held Otto back. Even in Peter's body, he still doubted himself and his abilities.
No.933129
>>932847
>>932846
>>932845
>>932844
>all these reused scenes
>all these animation errors momentary Venom behind a broken wall
>all these unfitting lipsyncs
>all these unbalanced audio levels
I know it's a bad cartoon from a technical standpoint, but I will never stop loving it.
No.933138
>>932844
I'd never look to a kids show for a good depiction of a morally grey character like Brock. Yeah that show had him as a bad guy but ultimately no where as bad as what carnage was.
If the upcoming movie starring the Big Guy 4U does anything for Brock I hope it just shifts public perception away from the "brain eating monster villain" image. He's an anti hero who on his worst day has a massive hate boner for the cuck Parker
No.933157
>>933142
>calls someone else edgy
>*teleports behind you* heh you're already dead.
It's true. Brock was morally grey from the get go. Just a super powered dude who was alright aside from hating one fucking guy. The scans are out there look at them before you make yourself out to be an edgy fuckweed
No.933159
>>933129
For every occurrence 90s Spidey fucked up on the technical side, it also did a fucking fantastic job on the storytelling side.
It was a great show.
No.933511
As someone who stopped buying marvel a while ago what happened with Flash Thompson? Is he dead or drinking himself to death with no legs?
No.933514
>>933511
He's alive and back on Earth, but obviously doesn't have the symbiote anymore. Plus, he's going to show up in an upcoming Amazing Spidey/Venom crossover.
No.933630
>>931438
>can anybody explain to me the appeal of these ugly ass hipster hair-beard-piercing-no-meat-on-bones-19th-century styles?
Jews. It's always the jews.
No.933921
>>933142
He was, though. Or do you forget how he'd stop fights with Spidey in order to save babies? Or how he killed all those gangsters at the truck stop because they threatened a child?
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No.935246
>>932845
Holy shit, that's Tony Jay. Still miss the guy.
No.935304
>>932835
Gwenom you say?
>>935246
Yeah, he was in a lot of 90's cartoons. I remember him in Hunchback of Notre Dame and Talespin.
No.935416
Is it Brock or.the Venom symbiote itself that is the draw? I got latter impression in May when Guardians of the Galaxy did a three parter about guardians / asgardians going full black.
No.935423
>>931438
The problem comes from taken a style of going too far with it. The half-shaved head isn't instantly bad. Pic 1 is distinctive, but still attractive, while pic 2 is trying way too hard and makes you look like a retard.
No.935489
>>935423
>tfw no goth girls while I was in high school, just emos and scene kids
Was that a blessing in disguise, because I would've totally hit on a gloomy girl back then?
making it your goal in life to make her genuinely laugh at least once a day
No.935493
>>935423
Mental illness haircut.
That haircut is what happens when a bipolar girl is experiencing a particularly low depressive episode and starts shaving her head because "I DON'T DESERVE TO LOOK PRETTY!" But halfway through shaving she flips into a manic episode and starts to 'really like' the way her new hairstyle looks so she just keeps it.
No.935553
>>935416
It's Brock. Without Brock it's just a scifi space monster. Brock adds the interesting element.
No.935932
Do all the symbiotes give Spider-powers, or just the one that bonded with Peter, and its children, like Carnage?