/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>893852

Every cartoon now features heavy religious overtones and done in abstract stop motion animation with origami.

>>893856

>Every cartoon now features heavy religious overtones

And it's fucking islam

>>893879

The show's most obnoxious writers all get shows greenlit that last for 10 years at least

I wish Nick makes Magnum Opus and Bye Bye Beavers (the final two unmade eps of Angry Beavers)

>>893882

>I wish Nick makes Magnum Opus and Bye Bye Beavers

But both are not made by the original creators of Angry Beavers. Instead, Nick got the folks who made Johnny Test to make Magnum Opus and Bye Bye Beavers and were also remade to the style of Johnny Test.

I wish capeshit movies lose all popularity from every normalfag & SJW on earth and capeshit never ever gain back their popularity again.

Cartoons become more story driven in a good manner, no deepest lore bullshit.

But they all end like shit no matter what. Also the final season get's cut down because of budget.

>>893899

Granted, his new comic is written by the people behind the new Squirrel Girl (I'm sorry, you didn't mean the Marvel character?)

I wish Marvel went back to be 90's bad instead of 2010's socjus bad.

>>893903

I wish tripfags were gone from /co/ forever.

>>893905

Granted, but they'll be replaced by 10 times more insufferables avatarfags.

>>893903

>Granted, his new comic is written by the people behind the new Squirrel Girl (I'm sorry, you didn't mean the Marvel character?)

???

That's not even tangentially related to slapstick cartoons.

I wish for more action+story oriented series

>>893924

They're all animated in flash in the same style as johnny test.

>>893899

>I wish slapstick would come back.

They are all written by the same people who made the 2012 Three Stooges movie but this time with humor on par with Pewdiepie and other Jewtubers like Pewdiepie.

>tfw no tex averian gf

Granted, but it a tranny gf.

I wish Spongebob & Fairly Odd Parents would end for good and there would be no replacement for both of those shows.

Wishing for a bankruptcy from poor amusement park sales from Disney.

>>894017

>I wish for successful mature adult animation.

Granted. Animation is now primarily used for education in the business sphere. Its now respected as a great tool, but nobody ever even thinks about making anything else with it. So much so that any ideas are generally shot down.

I wish people would see what shallow rehashes the New Star Wars films are. And condition: This doesn't somehow cause them to hate star wars in general.

Conditions make it more fun.

>>894021

>I wish people would see what shallow rehashes the New Star Wars films are. And condition: This doesn't somehow cause them to hate star wars in general.

After the upcoming movie inexplicably flop due to lack of viewership, Disney revises its release plans and just starts making straight remakes of the original trilogy with little changes to make them more ((modern)).

There is a sudden resurgence in independent animation worldwide caused by a surge of popularity over the internet. This causes a large amount of surprisingly high-quality, independently produced cartoons and comics to emerge. The creators, creations, and audiences will be politically diverse enough to prevent any particular ideology from gaining a monopoly, and the ideas for the creations will be diverse enough to prevent all of the new media from being the same, so it would be everything from 2-minute episodic sketch shows to 50-minute continuity-heavy action shows.

>>893858

And the show lasts for 32 seasons thanks to being funded by Saudi Arabia

>>893852

I wish Marvel would do good animated movies

>>894163

Granted, but Dementia is removed and both Blackhat and his assistant are turned into a homosexual couple. The show is now a passive-agressive way of exposing """""micro-agressions""""" in normal life, where the 2 dudes come up with new ways of being shitlords.

Megas XLR us brought back.

>>894158

>I thought this was a Monkey Paw thread

It's Pewdiepie humor before Pewdiepie when full-/pol/.

>>894163

Villainous come to burgerland, but Cartoon Network also decided to bought the rights of 4Kids to bring them back from the dead to make them (((LOCALIZED))) and (((IMPROVE))) any&all foreign toons & Burgerland toons for now on and this time its successful.

>>894188

Megas XLR comes back, but Out of Jimmy's Head & other CN live action shows are brought back as well and they stay on CN forever.

>>894240

>Megas XLR comes back, but Out of Jimmy's Head & other CN live action shows are brought back as well and they stay on CN forever.

Im willing to take it.

>>894158

It's good to know /pol/ is shit eating pedophile.

>>894281

Hey /tv/, still bringing up /pol/ for no reason as usual.

>>894391

Mecha is now dead forever.

>>894391

>GGfags

Who?

>>894391

I wish comics and cartoons (and media in general) were good again without having to rely on needless reboots, remakes and political pandering

Your wish is granted, but it was facilitated by religious fundamentalists who shutdown anything that they don't like.

>>894404

>What's left of GamerGate. They're just "self-loathing" SJWs who still want the exact same thing their "enemies" want but with less focus on women.

I occasionally peak in their threads, Its mostly various complaints about censorship of nipshit, complaints of retared shit some sjw e-celeb said, and shitposting with occasionally digging. I'm not seeing the "self-loathing" SJW or the wanting of the exact same shit there "enemies" want.

I wish for the Emoji Movie to financially flopped at the box office so hard that it shutdown not only Sony Pictures Animation but also any attempts for making movies based on popular terns and fads.

>>894391

>1: I wish tumblrfags, redditfags, GGfags and etcfags plaguing everything would die off

8chan also dies as well since there are not enough users to convince Jim and Codemonkey to keep 8chan going.

>2: I wish truteal would stop posting

Then the Steven Jewiverse shitposter & Truthseeker comes back and both will forever stay on 8/co/ with on way of getting rid of them..

>3: I wish comics and cartoons (and media in general) were good again without having to rely on needless reboots, remakes and political pandering

Media in general is good again but since normalfags don't care for newer media, there isn't enough cash flow for companies to profit off. So everything is extremely low budget for now on.

>4: I wish all the unfinished adventure shows and stories of the past were brought back and given proper endings, like Pirates of Dark Water and the 2000s version of He-Man as these are the only kind of revivals that are actually worth bringing back since they were cancelled before they could be given a proper conclusion

They all only get rushed one-season-only season like the recent Samurai Jack season 5 and with 5 10-minutie episodes only for each show.

>>894409

Granted. But now every other studio is as bad as Sony was and now every movie is going to be like Wreck it Ralph 2 and Player One.

>>894407

>occasionally peak

There's your problem. Stay there long enough and you'll see the idiocy, hypocrisy and /b/-tier shitposting unfold. The rest of /v/ recognizes it as a shitposting zone. They even had a discussion on their views 5 threads ago where they all pretty much confessed to wanting the same shit as SJWs and leftists but only hate the latter because of their methods of achieving said goals. Just check their archives.

>>894409

>So everything is extremely low budget for now on.

I can live with that.

>>894412

> They even had a discussion on their views 5 threads ago where they all pretty much confessed to wanting the same shit as SJWs and leftists but only hate the latter because of their methods of achieving said goals. Just check their archives.

Can you at least give me a thread title? You should be able to give me that consider you can name the amount of threads it been sense they posted it.This shit was posted in. and look at the threads long enough to see supposed hypocrisy and idiocy. I'll be damned if I'm digging through 1000+ plus posts to find a example of supposed typical behavior, that's apparently not common enough for me to not have to go hunting for it.

>>894429

Fine. Give me a moment while I search my damn history.

>>894429

I think the Hush edition may have been it: http://archive.is/JPLjf

If not I'll keep searching. Sage, because this is getting too off-topic.

>>894458

fam all i'm seeing is shit that points to the opposite of what you said. here's copy and paste of some shit from the thread.

>I feel like I'm mentioning this more and more, but you don't even have to dig into the hard analytics and metrics. Just look at their twitter pages. Faggots like TotalAsscancer get more interactions and audience engagement on their videos in a day than most journos get in a month. It would be even more, but he's essentially a fat, british version of Anita Sarkeesian, and he disabled all comments on all videos, and swore off social media because reddit comments are mean and he'd rather defend his tranny friend than make more money for his Wife and his Wife's Son to live off of after Trump kills him… or whatever.

That shit that happened with Sargon of Cuckad at vidcon unintentionally highlighted that Anita was almost entirely irrelevant at that point. Sargon releases single videos that get more clicks, views, and comments in a day than Anita got for her 200k crowd funded documentary series. The guy has shitposts on twitter that put Anita's timeline to shame in terms of interactions, even though she's the media darling and personally doted on by every major social media platform. Even though he's living off ad shekels and patreon donations, he's somehow more relevant, influential, and seemingly important to a larger discourse than the people with all the money and authority.

Journos flip their shit at youtubers because they are impotent and powerless, even as their corporate masters through wads of money at a system that forces them to buy clicks, views, and followers. Even if you throw the whole youtuber thing aside, the biggest problem that they have is that they are attached to a dying medium that went out of style well over a decade ago. They are in the business of talking about games and they are still writing articles about gameplay when they should have switched strictly to video reviews a long time ago. There's no reason why they should be trying to back their reviews up will walls of text instead of simply just showing the game being played… But the reason they try to do that less or not at all is because you get shit like Polygon playing Doom so badly that you couldn't possibly take their appraisal of the game seriously at all.

>>894405

fuck I messed that up. I didn't even check it.

>>894406

Oh fuck off. Your gifs are stale as fuck.

>>894397

>>894409

Meh, I'm fine with Truthseeker coming back. He was at least fun to trigger him about how Communism is a load of shit. Also, I remember an anon saying that he thought that Truthseeker was just /pol/ pretending to be a /leftypol/-like namefag and he made those shitty comics on purpose.

>>894509

Truthseeker could be somewhat amusing. Like a castle jester. Truteal just brings nothing to the board.

>>894505

At least put effort into not acting like a total summerfag.

I wish that we could have female lead characters without it being part of an agenda and that they act like real people instead of cardboard "strong" stereotypes.

>>894514

Why are you saging? The board doesn't get much traffic.

>>894814

They're all dumb, unlikeable bimbos with cookie cutter personalities, blonde or brunette shoulderlength hair and Double D breasts.

Tomboys cease to exist in any form.

>>894189

>A fucking Pewdiepie fan

Not really, I dislike his kind of humor, but now he's triggering tumblrwhales so it's worth keeping a stash of his greatest hits

>>894240

His humor's always been the same mix of annoying and gratuitous. At least he's putting it to a use that is amusing to me.

>>894281

>muh /pol/

lol

>>894795

this is the last time i'll reply. I used ctrl-f with both "liberal" and "diversity" in the "hush edition." There were 11 results between the two it's mostly shit about how the left went to shit. I also ctrl+f "diversity" and "/pol." The latter led to me seeing posts by supposed /pol/lacks lamenting how 8/pol/ went to shit due of /pol/ harbor because now you can't have decent debate(I would't know if this is true as I rarely go to /pol/" and shit like

>not all black people are niggers

But in reply to this post someone replied

>Yea the exceptions dont make me like them, I have lived amidst mudslimes my whole life and I want every single one of them to fuck off. I cant believe you are pulling this bullshit while the opposite is true in most cases.

Seeing as this shit happened at the end of the thread I went other to the next thread "Malebolge, the Eight Circle Edition" thinking there would be carryover. Ctrl+f the same words and found posts like

>They are going all out on Donald trump jr. i am real sick of liberal witchhunts. Seriously, words can't express how pissed off I am about this.

I did find some guy defending feminism but that post got seven replies and not one had anything positive to say about feminism. With replies like

>Think about what Dr. Jordan B. Peterson said about feminists, SJWs, post-modernists & Marxists:

<They KNOW what they're doing and they know what they're going to do

>It's evidence from the suffregates to feminists(ironically, the founder of the movement and who coined the term was a French socialist named Charles Fourier). So no, don't buy into bullshit. /pol/ was right, Dr. Peterson even knows this very well, so was Yuri Bezmenov. Do NOT fall for their tricks.

There was one guy who came into the thread just to say

>If you think women should legitimately have the right to vote you're retarded.

Several people treated him like he was a shill, but then three other people in the thread defended him, saying things like

>either include women in the draft, or take away their right to vote. it doesn't make any sense to let people to vote for wars when they themselves will not be forced to fight in them.

Also in this same thread the only mentions of diversity are in regard to Spiderman: homecoming, and it was all shit on par with what you would find in the thread about it here.

So far the only thing real cancerous i'm finding in either of these two threads are the closeted homosexuals and trapfags, the rest was standard shit I've seen in threads here.

>>894404

>>894795

>gamergate is dead

Yeah, gamergate are the ones who are closet sjws

>>894150

It would start out good but as they go on they get lazy and start cutting the animation budget just like the DC animated movies.

>>895063

It died while it was still young and beautiful.

>>895063

It came back but Genndy Tartakovsky is, unfortunately, not involved with the newer seasons. The rights of sym-bionic titan was bought out by a SJW animator who will turn sym-bionic titan into a show about the wonders of Marxism & Islam and the main villains of the show are evil white nazi christians.

>>893856

Don't be dissing Gumbi, faggot.

>>893852.

1. I wish that both /pol/ and /leftypol/ would stop bring in newfags/redditors/goons from both r/the_donald & r/socialism.

2. I wish that Genndy Tartakovsky would gain back the rights to direct the animated Popeye movie without Sony pictures intervening the project.

3. I wish that Christina Miller was fired and replaced by someone who isn't like Christina Miller or Stuart Snyder.

4. I wish that the new Hey Arnold season doesn't got SJW.

>>899001

>4. I wish that the new Hey Arnold season doesn't got SJW.

Granted. Instead of becoming SJW the show tries to be like Rick and Morty

I wish Stan Lee had died in a traffic accident before he could jew Jack Kirby out of his creator rights.

>>899001

>1. I wish that both /pol/ and /leftypol/ would stop bring in newfags/redditors/goons from both r/the_donald & r/socialism.

But both /pol/ and /leftypol/ are still bring over halfchan & tumblr over on 8chan.

>2. I wish that Genndy Tartakovsky would gain back the rights to direct the animated Popeye movie without Sony pictures intervening the project.

The Popeye movie was unfortunately released around the same time as a major hyped normalfag-tier animated movie from Illumination Pictures and Sony Pictures barely advertise the new Popeye movie. So now Genndy Tartakovsky forever left the animation industry after the Popeye movie flopped to kingdom come.

>3. I wish that Christina Miller was fired and replaced by someone who isn't like Christina Miller or Stuart Snyder.

But the new president is like the current president of Disney Channel and shutdown any&all "offensive" content on Cartoon Network and make NuCartoon Network a Disney Channel clone.

>4. I wish that the new Hey Arnold season doesn't got SJW.

Instead of Marxism infested Hey Arnold you get Evangelical-Zionist-Christianity infested Hey Arnold with Joel Osteen making a cameo.

>>895063

You don't

>I WISH FOR CARTOON

<CARTOON IS SJW NOW

Here, I summed it up.

>>899346

Now that's just lazy.

>>899351

I wish the previous Anon was not lazy

>>899101

Granted. Except Bill finger Jews Jack Kirby out of his creator rights.

>>899468

Previous anon is now a social justice warrior who pesters people on twitter.

Russian animation goes back to its Soviet days of glory.

>>899663

Granted. Now every Slav animation is on par with the Nintendo Philips CD-I cutscenes i.e. Zelda Wand of Gamelon, Link Faces of Evil, Hotel Mario.

>>899663

No, go further.

I wish that Teen Titans GO was cancel for good and no other show on CN will replace it.

/co/ will actually discuss comics again instead of yelling about whenever a nigger shows up

>>906981

They do but they only talk about Marvel comics, with high praise.

A sequel to Avatar: TLA

>>907035

You get Korra but several characters are canonical trannies that bring it up every other episode. And it goes on for 6 seasons then a live action movie.

>>906981

t. butthurt nigger

Granted. Now /co/ shuts up about niggers but normies realize how shitty niggers are and take over the trolling.

>>906894

Granted. But CN got Fanboy & ChumChum as a replacement for Teen Titans GO.

>>907035

It's written & co-produce by anthony burch and the main character of the sequel is a black kid in a relationship with a white blonde hair girl. There also a best friend of the black kid who's a white boy and the white boy friend gets cucked by the white blonde hair girl as she gets BLACKED by the black kid & they both get married by the end of the series.

I wish that /v/ & 8chan in general was both fun & good again like during when Hotwheels work on the site but with no technical problems plus all of the early good quality posters who made this website great all comeback here as well.

>>907315

Of course.

>>907245

>I wish that /v/ & 8chan in general was both fun & good again like during when Hotwheels work on the site but with no technical problems plus all of the early good quality posters who made this website great all comeback here as well.

You can only make one wish and one wish only, anon.

>>909711

Yep

I wish Western animators took a page out of Miyazaki's book and started making gorgeous, life-like animation again.

>>909745

Disney just bought the studio out, no need to hire American.

>>909745

Why go to japan when you can look to the western animation's past?

>>907245

>I wish that /v/ & 8chan in general was both fun & good again like during when Hotwheels work on the site but with no technical problems plus all of the early good quality posters who made this website great all comeback here as well.

All of the worst of GamerGay (Post-Jim btw) comes back and stay on 8chan forever.

>>909745

Westerner's start animating with nice artstyles and quality animation, but always choose the most boring inspirations and settings to do it in.

You will have to look at a well animated and well-detailed depiction of a fat SJW for 2 hours

>>893852

They finally release the last fifteen episodes of Pirates of Dark Water

>>911674

The quality is poor due to being recorded on older technology not compatible with modern ones. It does poorly on the air and the company never releases them on DVD.

Well written action cartoons like the ones from the 90's comeback.

>>911679

They have amazing toyetic tier designs in every show but they never ever get official figures made of anything on the shows. Ever.

>>911679

They're given the same treatment as the PPG show, complete with twerking

I wish the cartoon industry would go back to the 80s and 90s toy-driven Saturday morning on the lower 13 channels format

I wish that Disney was still like it was when Walt Disney was in total control

>>916517

Disney becomes the driving force behind a nazi-esque fascist regime in the first step toward a cyberpunk dystopia

but hey, at least the jews aren't in control of the animation industry

Guys, when you reply to a wish make sure you write your own wish as well.

>>893904

I wish Marvel went back to be 90's bad instead of 2010's socjus bad.

90's bad is back no more sjws but all story lines are are about the villains cooking a meal for the heroes.

>>916521

No

I want a vol that does his job.

>>918252

The vol that does his job right is a hotpocket redditor that deletes lewd and cheesecake threads & turns /co/ into a SFW board like /leftypol/ and /christian/.

>>918983

>/christian/.

>Bitching about a completely unrelated board like /christian/.

Hey /tv/

>>916521

Everyone now answers wishes with their own wishes. All wishes now revolve around my little pony and slice of life anime.

I wish for a slice of life anime about the new god Metron riding around in his space chair

>>918983

You sound an awful lot like the trolls on /tv/ who complain about any idea of posting standards or rules.

>>920260

Hey /tv/

>>920260

See >>920141

>>920260

See >>920141

>>920244

>I wish for a slice of life anime about the new god Metron riding around in his space chair

It's directed & written by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

>>920244

>I wish for a slice of life anime about the new god Metron riding around in his space chair

It's written and directed by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

>>920260

See >>920141

>>920244

>I wish for a slice of life anime about the new god Metron riding around in his space chair

It's written and directed by the same people who made Teen Titans GO.

>>920260

See >>920141

I wish that Shrek 5 is as good as Shrek 1 & 2.

>>922246

Don't know any Shrek films that are called 1&2. The new Shrek film by the way unironically rip-off the movies made by illumination entertainment and now the Shrek franchise have minion-like rip-off.

>>925895

>minion-like rip-off

Werent the fairy tale creatures basically that?

>>895078

Fuck off back to /v/ and continue sucking off mark.

>>926009

>replying to a 2 month old post

Holy fuck, you're really autistic.

I wish capeshit died off just like in Watchmen (optionally thanks to the IRL superhero fad) taking the Big Two down with it and and been replaced with another genre. Doesn't have to be pirate comics like in Watchmen, just any other genre.

Id wish for the spam to stop.

>>926460

Granted, but /co/ gets an influx of /tv/tier shitposting

>>926460

Granted. Spam is no longer sold in stores due to company going out of business. It is then replaced with a product called Munce.

>>926001

The new minion rip-off in Shrek 5 are gremlin/goblin-like creatures that act and behave the same as Minions/Rabbids do.

>>926453

The new genre of comics are webcomics and ctrl alt del becomes the number one best selling comic of all time which means any Loss edit will get DMCA.

>>926460

8chan lose all of it userbase.

I wish that 8chan works again and we don't have to deal with more glitches ever.

>>927421

It not only works it becomes so user friendly both Reddit and cuckchan turn to 8chan

I wish politics and diversity would stop being forced into every single piece of media

>>927475

Now every single new piece of media will have forced Christian views for now on.

>>927421

>8chan lose all of it userbase.

The site dies for good.

>>927421

Webcomics aren't a genre, you moron.

>>927552

Should've said Muslim views tbh

I wish the political pendulum in western media would swing to the opposite direction.

I wish that the commie BO & the shit mods of /tv/ aka /leftypol/ would get removed and replace by a new BO that hire mods that their work right.

>>927593

Evangelical Christian Zionism values. Now very piece of media is funded by Joel Osteen and 50% of the profit will help to make the (((Greater Israel))) possible.

>>928547

8chan's URL is hold hostage by the UN nd we all evacuate towards 24chan.

>>927635

I for one would love to see Achmed Universe

I wish comics were sold in more places.

>>927653

Now every piece of western media have NeoCon lessons and make the good guys in said western media love the (((synagogue of satan))).

>>928885

GameStop now sells comics and that makes a major boost in sales of those SJW comics that Marvel & DC put out.

I wish lolis and lolicon become as common in western animation as they are in anime

>>934700

You cause this by changing demographics. The demographics of the west turn even sharper into basement dwelling neets with no social lives. Shows that have lolicon are still viewed with derision and disgust and by extension you.

The industry becomes more and more niche and has pretty much every serious artist turn away from it, becoming even more of a laughingstock then it already is.

Budgets plummet even further and gain less and less content as the focus becomes increasingly on appealing this hyper-consumerist demographic. Writing quality plummets, and becomes increasingly stagnant and dull, using lampshading to get around its lack of evolution or any sort of maturation. The neets however are content and happy.

This ratio of do nothing nobodies hastens the West's decline and provides a crucial tipping point for its collapse.

>>934692

I see non marvel and DC stuff in a few gamestops I've been to.

>>934738

Also much of Japanese Industry as well.

That's the thing that gets me with pedos. You have a fetish, whatever enjoy yourself. But need to be serviced every 2 minutes like fucking children. If I want fetish porn Il watch Fetish porn. But I don't want to mix my porn with my classy media because both become shit.

>>899270

>Instead of Marxism infested Hey Arnold you get Evangelical-Zionist-Christianity infested Hey Arnold with Joel Osteen making a cameo.

TBH; I would like to see Joel Osteen making a comeo for Hey Arnald jost for the LOLs.

>>938657

Granted. Joel makes his cameo and it is so well received he becomes a popular voice actor. Every other video game, anime and cartoon now has Joel Osteen.

>>938678

Would Joel Osteen really become a voice actor? Isn't he too busy selling his books and doing those Evangelical sermons of his? It might be a waste of time for him to do voice acting if he has other things he has to do tbqhwy fam.