No.1055479
Is /co/ ready for the comic of the year?
<LGTBQ ETC PEOPLE ONE SHOT
(W) Dave Sim (A) Dave Sim, Gustave Dore (CA) Benjamin Hobbs
Benjamin Hobbs parody of Jack Kirby and Dick Ayers’ X-MEN No.1 cover (1963)
NOW WITH NO @#$%ING REPRINTS! EPIC-LENGTH ALL-IN-ONE 24-PAGE ISSUE!! MEET THE INFERNAL REALMS’ MOST INCLUSIVE SUPER GROUP! LESBIANA HOMBRE™! Gay Chicano Female trapped inside the White Masculine body she never made! REDWOOD CITY™! He may look like a tree, but he’s actually a mid-sized metropolitan California tourist destination (and excretes his own pine cones!) BORDERLINE BOBBIEY™! Amazingly, he changes gender identity every time you refer to her by a different pronoun! Just watch him! You go, girl! BELVEDERE™! Tired of being a stallion centaur Belvedere demands her right to give birth as a broodmare! “No WOMB! No PEACE!” Watch, as the STRANGEST HEROES AND FEMALE HEROES OF ALL go head-to-head with Cerebus! Can the aardvark and his WAVERY HOMOPHOBIA LINES hold up against a SUPREME COURT DECISION!? Features the hit song “Don’t Pine for your cone, Redwood City!” ALSO! CEREBUS GOES ON STRIKE!In Shops: Jun 26, 2019 Final Orders Due: May 03, 2019 SRP: $4.00
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No.1055495
>no archive link
>no green text description
Already this thread is shit.
https://archive.fo/DEhEh
Yes, it's a real thing. Yes, Dave Sim is producing it.
On a side note, I learned that EVS proudly hired Dave Sim last year to write Cyberfrog, saying that Dave Sim was "unpersoned" by the comics industry.Earlier this year, EVS also "unpersoned" Dave Sim and dropped him from book after he found out Sim groomed a 14-year-old-child into becoming his wife.
Comics!
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No.1055496
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No.1055503
>>1055495
>Sim groomed a 14-year-old-child into becoming his wife.
Lucky.
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No.1055504
>>1055479
That side-mouth though
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No.1055508
>>1055495
Greentext descriptions are a chore to read, but yes, the OP's a cock-wrangler.
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No.1055521
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No.1055522
>>1055479
When did he officially lost his mind? Was there any breaking point?
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No.1055530
>>1055522
He seemed to go off the deep end when his wife left him, towards the end of Cerebus, when all the Sex War stuff in the book started. Then he converted to Islam and wrote a loony pseudo-Julius Evola misogynistic manifesto saying only men have souls and women are spiritual voids that feed on the creative light of Man. Then he challenged Jeff Smith (Bone) to a boxing match, and demanded that all his friends sign a letter saying he's not a misogynist.
You know, he was memoryholed for a reason, it's because he's a fucking cunt.
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No.1055534
>>1055530
Are you talking about the same fucker that did this ?
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Cerebus/Issue-109
I liked the first 30 issues but then really it became a chore to read with that high society arc bullshit
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No.1055544
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No.1055556
>>1055530
Women are spiritual voids, though.
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No.1055558
>>1055544
He was married but talks like an incel. What a mess.
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No.1055569
This is some insane shit.
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No.1055576
>>1055569
<Haha how crazy dp you have to be to not want a dick in your ass?
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No.1055578
>>1055576
Have you tried reading any of the garbage this Sim guy puts up?
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No.1055579
>>1055578
He's based and redpilled. Stop surrounding yourself with trannies.
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No.1055583
I’d just like to say that cover a pretty remarkable approximation of Gustav Dore. What other living artist, in comics or otherwise, could pull that off?
Of course he’s insane, he’s a genius.
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No.1055588
>>1055530
>Islam
No, it was a mix of Abrahamic religions.
>it's because he's a fucking cunt.
…Exactly how?
>>1055558
Well, looks like /co/ is AIDS. Good day.
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No.1055591
>>1055579
>>1055583
Nah, he is just crazy.
>>1055588
But he does talk like an incel, it is the same level of empty verbiage at least.
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No.1055593
>>1055591
No, it's what you talk like when you're being perfectly honest, and weren't raised by a single mother.
It's only just the kind of things you don't say around women because you're trying to stick your penis inside of them, therefore pretend to agree with all the dumb shit women tend to believe. Not even women prefer the company of other women.
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No.1055595
Hoo boy, here come the redpills.
I liked his line about having been celibate now for as long as he was sexually active.
And his defence for Krikfalusi'ing the JB was BOB BURDEN DREW ON HER LEGS! I had no idea cartoonists got groupies.
I wonder if his crossover with Ninja Turtles will get memoryholed from future reprints.
I'm beginning to understand why Chris Claremont wrote the demon S'ym as a child rapist…
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No.1055596
>>1055593
>incel defends fellow incel
Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool by adopting such a beta worldview.
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No.1055601
>>1055596
I'm not really sure how I can be an "incel" when I've already had sex with, hell, I don't keep track, 11 or 12 women so far, but okay.
The vast majority of women are uninteresting, vapid whores whose only value is a crotch hole that feels good to put your penis in. Hell, you're even admitting as such for trying to use the word "incel" as an insult, also known as "arguing with holes".
Obviously, this is not the kind of thing you say in front of women, when you are trying to stick your penis in them… but when you're not trying to stick your penis in them, this is what every man who isn't a soy-ridden faggot unironically thinks.
Sorry, that was also incorrect, because literal homosexuals also believe this, which is why they're so misogynistic, because they don't have to keep up a pretense of pretending that women aren't the shit gender.
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No.1055608
>>1055601
Get out of here, Sim.
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No.1055615
Back on topic, what about the roach ?
sim really hated superheroes or was just following suit ?
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No.1063169
>>1055479
First X-men cover parody. Why?
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