No.1047483
Holy shit, this thing looks like one of those Turkish telenovelas. Is there any hope for this movie, /co/?
I was actually feeling very excited for it… Until I saw King Arthur by Guy Ritchie and now I dread seeing the same kind of movie as Aladdin
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No.1047491
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>not posting the first trailer
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No.1047493
This reminds me of those 2008 youtube parodies of popular games.
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No.1047501
>>1047483
>they didnt even give Jafae or Aladin their respective hats
>Genie looks like a bad photoshop of will smith
Who the i the slag on the far right? I thought there was only one female character in Aladdin, and the first on the right had to be Jasmine.
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No.1047503
>>1047501
Some OC handmaiden created for this movie.
>>1047491
That teaser was a nothing burger that showed practically nothing. What else is there to say about it.
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No.1047510
>>1047483
I liked that king arthur movie.
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No.1047511
>>1047483
>Will Smith as Genie
Holy shit, this is going to be a trash-fire. I am almost tempted to pirate it but I doubt I could sit through it sober.
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No.1047516
I like how they chose the most light-skinned Arabs possible for the cast. Remember when people complained that the characters in the original looked "too white"? I can only imagine what they'll say about this.
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No.1047519
>>1047483
>Will Smith as genie
Robin Williams carried the first Aladdin movie on his shoulders. I actually forgot Robin Williams' name. I do wish that he hadn't killed himself Will Smith is charismatic, but he's no Robin Williams when it comes to these kind of characters. Jafar needs to be able to impose himself over Aladdin. Keeping his hat on would help with this as it looks like Aladdin is bigger than he is from that promo. Aladdin looks ok. Jasmine looks cute. I'm assuming that's Apu or Iago in the back right as those are the only characters missing. Jafar is fucking Iago now? I really do think Genie should have been cgi or a literal cartoon with Will Smith as VA. A Who Framed Roger Rabbit sort of cartoon among a cast of normal people. He's a genie after all. He doesn't need to look realistic. It will be insanely hard to top the genie that Williams portrayed and I honestly don't Will Smith is going to be able to do it.
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No.1047521
>>1047516
There was some minor controversy saying that extras were using brownface since they weren't hiring any real Arabs. Disney got into some flack you can google it if you feel any interest. What is funny is that Aladdin isn't even Arab, he is a Copt. Jasmine is half-British, half-Indian.
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No.1047522
>that second pic
That chick went completely crazy
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No.1047529
>>1047521
You can't just have brown Caucasians, you need the right kind of brown Caucasians, obviously. Imagine if Europeans threw this much of a shitfit every time a white character was played by someone from the wrong part of Europe (assuming they even make it that far). (Historically, I mean; nowadays you're lucky to even get a white European.)
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No.1047530
Anyone remember Aladdin for the Sega Genesis? Nostalgia.
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No.1047531
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.1047532
>>1047483
I thought this came out already?
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No.1047533
>>1047483
>Turkish telenovelas
Is this a joke? I know Turkey has its hands in South America, but that's a bit of a stretch. Unless Turkey does it too.
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No.1047535
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>>1047483
I found this film while browsing /islam/ not a Muslim, just wanted to ask about why they're sensitive about showing the Quran. I'd have watched it even with the somewhat shoddy 3D animation if it weren't for the social justice overtones. "Muh equality", black slaves/"white" (Arabian/Iranian) overlords (even if Muhammad is portrayed with similar skin). I'm not sure how Muslims reacted to the film.
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No.1047537
>>1047535
*Although he might be Bedouin or something, but because of the accent and the dreads, he appears African.
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No.1047550
>>1047535
Islam is actually interesting if they weren't so batshit about it.
Happens I guess if your believes are based on something that can be interpreted in many ways.
But who knows how many people changed the original bible text however they wanted…
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No.1047551
No Robin Williams = No Buy.
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No.1047556
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>>1047533
>I know Turkey has its hands in South America
They only have their hands on Venezuela, though that might change soon. There is one Brazilian channel that licenses Turkish soap operas, but I can't imagine people tunning it to watch them since Mexican and the local series are still popular
In any case they have been making historical themed telenovelas set in the Ottoman Empire for quite some time now probably to romanticize the period where Turkey was still relevant.
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No.1047566
>>1047483
I don't know why people like live-action movies, especially remakes of animated movies.
I literally always despised live action, the time where Cartoon Network was airing only live action trash made me sick.
Its obvious, at least to me, that animation is better. How can anyone even like live action movies?
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No.1047581
>street rat
>so poor he doesn't even own a shirt in the original
>gets a pin-striped shirt in the remake
The design in general is eye-bleeding garbage with too much detail, but making Aladdin look like a mafia boss's son really stands out. It's like they're deliberately imitating Bollywood kitsch.
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No.1047590
>>1047535
Muhammed doesn't appear in this movie tho. That is the difference from Islamic movies from typical Christian ones that tell the Nativity or the Passion is that there is only so much you can do, and you have to walk on eggshells. This movie takes place during pre-Islamic Arabia which is the closest acceptable thing you can do in Islamic media. Two examples come to mind:
- The Message made by Mustapha Akkad who tried to bridge the gap between the West and the Islamic world by telling the origin of Islam, but he could only feature Muhammad's uncle as the main protagonist.
- And the Messenger of God, which IIRC was entirely told from his point of view.
And you can only tell that. Try telling the first invasion of the Christian world like the conquest of Alexandria, Jerusalem and the Levant and that shit will get criticized in the West. You could try to tell the conquest of the Sassanian Empire, but I never heard of it. I do know of a Turkish movie where they tell the fall of Constantinople from the Ottoman's "heroic" point of view. But that shit is hardly "Biblical" or Quranic.
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No.1047603
>>1047556
It's funny they always use the white slave decendants "turks" as actors
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No.1047604
Isn't Aladdin supposed to be set in China?
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No.1047606
Jesus Christ, why did they have to choose the plainest woman and guy to play Jasmine and Aladdin? They are supposed to be pretty.
>>1047556
I remember the first turkish soap opera (Binbir Gece) got a nice reception here in Brazil, it got kinda popular. But after that, the other soap operas the channel presented were not as viewed as this one.
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No.1047612
Looks like the poster for an Aladdin pantomime. It's just missing the Krankies.
I hope the crowd at the cinema joins in and shouts "HE'S BEHIND YOU" and all the other pantomime stuff.
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No.1047620
>>1047603
To be fair the female protagonist which the show is based on was Greek so of course she'd be white.
>>1047606
>why did they have to choose the plainest woman and guy to play Jasmine and Aladdin? They are supposed to be pretty.
Can't have the leads be too attractive or else the audience will feel too alienated (though I don't know, I personally know some really thirsty virgins that literally lust after Daisy Ridley so who knows). If you want a hot girl in a movie, you are only getting it into straight to blue-ray garbage like Scorpion King V.
>I remember the first turkish soap opera (Binbir Gece) got a nice reception here in Brazil, it got kinda popular. But after that, the other soap operas the channel presented were not as viewed as this one.
I have vague memories of people discussing that show back then too, but other than that yeah, those shows aren't as huge. I actually read in a recent article that they can barely keep up with our productions. Though I did hear they do very well in Chile and Argentina.
>>1047604
The original tale was, but this is an adaptation of the original animation which is Arabic instead. Besides if they were loyal to the source material, they'd have to set it in Xinjiang and have Aladdin being a fucking Uighur and we obviously can't have that with China openly and shameless ethnically cleansing Muslims over there. Which is a shame because I actually like a version of the 1001 Nights that features Aladdin played by some Chinese dude.
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No.1047740
>>1047483
Is this film made better or worse if you see it as being related to pic?
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No.1047741
>>1047740
It's probably closer to that fake Sinbad Genie movie.
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No.1047771
>>1047741
It's probably closer to that fake The Thief of Bagdad.
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No.1047966
>>1047491
The Cave of Wonders is just a cave that happens to have a lion face for an opening? I'm glad to know Disney is giving me ample evidence to set my expectations really fucking low. I might have to get out my shovel and dig under the barrel.
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No.1047995
>>1047620
I heard that Turkish soap operas do surprisingly well in the Baltic countries. There was one that was basically the Turkish version of "The O.C." that was weirdly popular in Greece.
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No.1047997
>>1047606
>why did they have to choose the plainest woman
It looks like the poster is just shitty. Other pictures of her look far better.
>>1047604
Yes, but characters have Arabic names, titles, and culture. According to some sources, China was synonymous with 'far away land.' Either way, it just goes to show how much different distant cultures and nations back in medieval era knew of one another.
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No.1048055
>>1047995
>>1047620
Turkish dramas are really popular in much of Eastern Europe and the Balkans (the lattern was former Ottoman Turkish territory) and to some extent in the Muslim territories from Morocco to Pakistan.A major Arab broadcaster is butthurt that last year it banned all Turkish dramas from its channels. Also Turkish dramas are moderately popular in Indonesia, but in my country no one cares about them.
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No.1048702
What kind of Dark Souls boss is this?
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No.1048707
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Well, this looks terrible.
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No.1048709
>>1048707
Genie looks like he is about to break into rapping.
>>1048055
Its not surprising those countries would love it really. I know why Arabs banned it though, because their governments are getting sick of Erdogan's shit where he is pretending to be the leader of the Islamic world, so they were cutting out any shit that promotes "Ottomanism", but last I checked, it didn't do much since Arab audiences still love that
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No.1048711
>>1048707
Holy fucking shit. They really could not have made this look any worse. Will Smith as the genie is just so fucking bad that not even a talented parody writer could have made it look more laughable.
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No.1048712
>>1048707
>B cup cleavage
>no midriff
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No.1048713
>>1048712
I found this.
Would race mix with
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No.1048717
>>1048713
>Would race mix with
nose too big
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No.1048718
>>1048717
I am Brazilian anyways
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No.1048741
>>1048707
Jeez, look like a awful indian movie.
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No.1048747
>>1048713
Why is her bellybutton so jaypegged?
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No.1048750
>>1048707
Jesus Christ, that looks fucking bad. How the fuck can they make it look so cheap on a goddamn Disney budget?
>>1048055
I always assumed that Turkish dramas are popular in Eastern Europe/Balkans and South America because they tend to have the same kind of over-the-top acting and extreme melodrama that shows from those countries do. Russian TV shows are also somewhat similar but they tend to tone down the melodrama in favor of extreme violence or satire. Or at least the old Soviet ones did.
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No.1048752
>>1048747
Its because its fake.
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No.1048753
>>1048750
Not that I want to brag but we refined the hamminess of our melodramas so well that Turks can't even compete.
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No.1048755
>>1048713
Meh, she looks ok
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No.1048761
>>1048702
If I didn't know about the movie, I'd say that was a shop.
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No.1048770
>>1048707
I personally enjoy that they allow Will Smith to keep his nigger speak. "Nun uh dat ringin a bell?" This thing is going to make tons of money just like Beauty and the Beast.
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No.1048772
>>1048709
>I know why Arabs banned it though
You mean Saudis
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No.1048778
>>1048709
>cultural appreciation
"Fuck no we gotta ban it, we don't want people to like us!"
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No.1048784
>>1048702
>>1048707
He looks like the long-lost brother of Mr. Electridad.
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No.1048785
>>1048707
Bollywood called, they want their cinematography back.
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No.1048786
>>1048707
>pops out of crack pipe
>YO
>magically seduces your girl
>YOU BEEN SAYIN
>nods head, every bike in the city appears before him
>AHH YO HOL UPP
>snaps fingers, a kfc erupts out of the sand
>YOU DONE KEEP ON SAYING
>blinks, hundreds of women suddenly become raped
>HOL UP TELL ME THAT ONE MORE AGAIN
>blinks away child support payments
>YOU BEEN SAYIN YOU AINT NEVA HAD A FRAAAAN LIKE ME N SHEEEIT?
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No.1048788
>>1048772
Last I checked, the only Arab country that likes Turkey is Qatar. Egypt, Iran and Iraq really doesn't like them, and none of the Persial Gulf states do for that matter.
>>1048778
Its more like because they perceive these dramas as trying to instill a sense of nostalgia for the Ottoman Empire which undermines the Arab authority. They are correct to some extent since Turkey has been really investing into that pan-Islamist agenda, but they wanna place themselves on top just like the good old times, but ironically, its the Arab governments that take issue with this.
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No.1048789
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No.1048795
>>1048707
normalfags will eat it up and make sure it earns back its budget.
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No.1048807
>>1047966
It's such a bizarre choice not to animate the cave of wonders considering in the original it was one of the first uses of complex CGI animation and it would be like coming full circle now that CGI is ubiquitous in movies now.
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No.1048818
>>1048707
Looks cheap, Aladdin looks like a soyboy, Jasmine isn't mildly attractive (seriously? they couldn't use her standard clothes? They HAD to hide the belly? C'mon).
Also, what the fuck Will Smith. I really like him, but he's only been in trash movies so far, poor guy.
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No.1048843
>>1048713
>Left is Iconic princess, you've probably jacked off to more times than you can count.
>Right is actress who'll be forgotten in 5 years and probably spends time on a casting couch to revive dead career.
DELETE RIGHT
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No.1049157
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No.1049158
Will Smith genie looks better in human form, with blue clothing. Hope the CG is just a minority
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No.1049159
>>1049157
What I expected out of modern Disney. You can just tell they never grew up with the original animated film with how they are describing it. I guess it'll be common business practice to hire and employee people who don't know the source material and/or can berate their fans after the backlash.
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No.1049161
>>1049159
Still waiting for them to learn their lesson from Star Wars.
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No.1049165
>>1049161
They did, The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars.
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No.1049166
>>1049157
>"In the first movie we felt like she didn't have enough of a goal, it was really just to meet a guy"
What the fuck.
She is the complete opposite to that. The movie uses symbolism of her freeing birds from a cage to represent how she feels about her life and marriage; that it will trap her. Later on when Jafar takes control she is put into her worst nightmare, forced into being a subservient wife for someone she hates.
What she wants, which is represented and almost practically described in no uncertain terms, is to be free of her duties.
Just like Genie.
This isn't an accident or a coincidence. They didn't have two characters both put in a similar circumstance by mistake. It's called a fucking parallel.
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No.1049173
>>1049157
I can't believe someone watched the whole movie and thought that Jasmine just wanted to fuck Alladin.
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No.1049178
>>1048795
If YouTube is any indication, even normalfags hate this bullshit.
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No.1049272
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1049161
They will never learn.
>>1049165
Rian pls.
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No.1049273
>>1049178
I had some hearty keks at the comments.
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No.1049293
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No.1049332
So that's it, huh? We're some kinda Blue Man Group?
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No.1049335
>>1049272
>Leia was already snarky and sarcastic in the Original Trilogy anyways
<LOL let's just make her really exasperated and frustrated because everyone is a fucking idiot and not nearly as capable as the pampered politician's daughter!!
End this Gay Earth already.
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No.1049337
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No.1049339
>>1048843
Mohammad was wrong on many things, but his stance on female suffrage and the right of the family patriarch to beat the shit out of any woman in his family for any reason were truly forward thinking ideals the Western world is not ready to relearn.
Also, not for a moment do I believe that it is a coincidence that Hollywood somehow managed to find a somewhat attractive actress for a character that is brown when they so consistently fail to do so with white female characters.
>>1049335
The real fucking tragedy here is that these mouthbreathers keep pretending like Leia in the OT was some incompetent damsel-in-distress that needed rescuing all the time, when it's blatantly obvious all three main characters have their own set of skills that mesh well together.
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No.1049340
>>1047590
>Muhammed doesn't appear in this movie tho
What? But then who's the cloaked guy with the staff?
>but he could only feature Muhammad's uncle as the main
Oh, alright, but wasn't Bilal just a companion? Anyway, as I said, I'd watch it if it weren't for the political shit. I read around a bit and it seems like some Muslims are pissed off that it's a/appears to be a message about equality and whatever the fuck. One complained about Bilal's race.
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No.1049341
>>1049337
>ctrl f "jews"
>0 results
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No.1049359
>>1049339
>The real fucking tragedy here is that these mouthbreathers keep pretending like Leia in the OT was some incompetent damsel-in-distress that needed rescuing all the time
THIS
In order to be "progressive" the stronk feeemale characters have to be "better" than Leia. Let's not forget that despite plot-wise being a damsel in distress, Leia shit-talked everybody and was instrumental in her own rescue (the one who started shooting back at stormtroopers, giving Luke and Han cover to jump down the garbage chute). This kind of shit has to be ignored or revised for their narrative to work.
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No.1049364
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No.1049370
>>1049157
>wishes to marry her off to Skanland royalty, Prince Anders
>Prince Anders
>Skanland
Jewsney can't even do a film adaption that had zero white characters in it without inserting an evil whitey in there somewhere.
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No.1049422
>>1049370
It also doesn't make any sense. Its forbidden for non-Muslims to marry Muslim women - its okay for Muslims to marry Christian and Jewish women without needing to convert so long as their children are raised as Muslims. The only time in history I heard a Christian marrying a Muslim was Ivan the Terrible marrying Qochenay, a woman from the Caucasus tribes and she had to convert to Eastern Orthodoxy to be accepted. I never, ever, ever heard of Arabs willingly handing over their daughters to be married to foreigners that weren't Muslims.
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No.1049443
>>1047483
superior genie FX
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No.1049461
>Those Goddamn Hippies have done it again!
If this keeps up, it's just going to go in a circle and return to 2D Traditional Animation, maybe even a 2nd remake, so what's the point at this point?
Other than to give a few undergrad soy suckers a pay check…
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No.1049501
>Aladdin has a rival
>He's a mean White man
Couldn't they have just given Jafar a son like the vizier had in the story? You can still have Jafar plot to rule Agrabah, just that he'd rule through his son. He'd look for the genie as a back-up plan. He's go all out on conquering with magic once the deal fails, he and/or his son get driven out (the son could replace Iago as Jafar's confidant), and he gets his hands on the lamp.
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No.1049538
>>1047552
It's "apocrypha", Cochise.
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No.1049558
>>1049157
If the Sultan is trying to marry his only daughter to a prince of Skanland, he's pretty much handing over rule of his kingdom to this foreign nation. The biggest question is obviously "Why?", but I doubt the deeper reasoning will be explored by this movie.
Since Disney is devoid of creativity at the moment, I think it's safe to assume that Skanland is an already existing Disney Kingdom, but shifted to a time before the events of the main movies. Or 10,000 years and an apocalypse after those movies, depending on your reasoning for Genie's knowledge
Since all we know is the name and the fact that the potential prince is blonde, the kingdom of Skanland could be from Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast, or Tangled, since those five feature blonde royalty.
Perhaps Sultan was a tragic /ourguy/ who wanted to prevent his people from sliding into Islam? Perhaps one of the many magic users from those countries threatened him into surrendering without open conflict? Perhaps he sought to genetically distinguish Agrabah's royalty from the masses by making his descendants whiter? We'll need more information before we can form a better theory.
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No.1049562
>>1049558
Still say it'd be easier to take more from the fairy tale and give Jafar a son.
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No.1049564
>>1049558
>apocalypse
Is this a reference to the Disney unified theory? I personally don't buy into it.
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No.1049568
>>1049558
>I think it's safe to assume that Skanland is an already existing Disney Kingdom
It's literally just a region in Norway.
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No.1049574
>>1047550
>But who knows how many people changed the original bible text however they wanted…
Here's a classic: "Though shalt not suffer a witch to live."
the original was "Thou shalt not suffer a poisoner to live," since poison was the most cowardly method of assassination. It was changed due to political pressure in the time of Solomon; poison was the favored method of murder by the Hebrew aristocracy
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No.1049578
>>1049564
Between Genie's proclamation that he'd been stuck in the lamp for 10,000 years (and that's just since his last master), his mentions of various anachronisms, the real world lore on Genies being that they were djinn bound by King Solomon (born 990 BCE, died 931 BCE), and the fact that the merchant at the start of the first movie knows what tupperware is, it's decidedly the future.
>>1049568
>It's literally just a region in Norway
Ah, so the prince in question must be Prince Uncouthma, pic related.
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No.1049588
>>1049578
It can't be Uncouthma, since Jasmine's panties would hit the floor in a sodden mess and the movie would only be 15 minutes long.
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No.1049589
>>1049578
Maybe Genies are some kind of Grant Morrison multi-dimensional beings and have some foreknowledge of other times.
You know, I read a really good unfinished fanfic that set Frozen in a backwater world in the Mechwarrior/Battletech universe, and it worked so well…
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No.1049591
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No.1049598
>>1049574
I've heard that the role of women changed for the worse depending on who currently translated the bible text, but these days I'm really doubtful regarding news that try to explain something that would force political correctness upon us.
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No.1049618
>>1049272
>They will never learn.
Episode IX will do 1.5b in box office, likely
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No.1049619
Not the live action Aladdin adaptation we wanted.
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No.1049625
>>1049619
I could buy the guy as Aladin, he has the right shape of skull to pull off the troll-face. Could stand to be a little younger though.
Don't know what that Jasmine is.
Apu is perfect.
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No.1049735
>>1049578
>>1049589
Phenomenal cosmic power grants knowledge that transcends time and space. It really doesn't have to be more complicated than that.
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No.1049743
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>>1049589
>>1049578
Or maybe cause Robin Williams was a man of a thousand impersonations and they wanted to include that in the movie.
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No.1049746
>>1049743
Isn't it crazy how Robin died in mid 2014 and we got a remake of Jumanji in 2017 (originally planned for 2016) and Aladdin in 2019?
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No.1049771
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No.1049785
>>1049735
I can't wait for them to overexplain that, stretched out live action Disney movie style.
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No.1049830
>>1049618
Says fucking who?
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No.1049835
>>1049578
> the merchant at the start of the first movie knows what tupperware is
That is also the genie you dummy. He's voiced by Robin Williams and has four fingers on his hands. Obviously the writers just had the genie break the fourth wall, and 10,000 years was either just hyperbole or it's a typical fantasy world with permanent medieval stagnation or it's a cartoon and has anarchronisms for jokes just like Hercules.
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No.1049836
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No.1049843
>>1049746
He starred in several well-liked movies over his life, and remakes are big now. Look forward to a new Hook.
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No.1049873
>>1049743
>dat Elmer Fudd reference
Surprised they actually animated that.
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No.1050711
>>1049589
>I read a really good unfinished fanfic that set Frozen in a backwater world in the Mechwarrior/Battletech universe
I want it.
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No.1050815
At the end of the movie, why did Aladdin just assume that enslavement was the natural state of a genie? He was, of course, proven right after Jafar wished to be a genie, but what if he was wrong? That would have been the mother-of-all-fuckups if Aladdin accidentally created an omnipotent, evil being.
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No.1050819
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No.1050820
>>1050819
That line doesn't confirm that enslavement is their natural state, just their de-facto state. If all of the genies in the world were enslaved in lamps at some point in the past, that still wouldn't mean that was their natural state.
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No.1050858
>>1050815
extensive knowledge of the lore on Solomon's binding of the djinn?
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No.1050914
>>1049558
>>1049157
>If the Sultan is trying to marry his only daughter to a prince of Skanland, he's pretty much handing over rule of his kingdom to this foreign nation. The biggest question is obviously "Why?"
Asspull guess, but I think he's going to die in the movie. And he'll probably know he's dying, which will probably end up being something Jafar is doing to him, and wants to marry her off before he bites it. He'll die, something about Jasmine not being able to to be the ruler because she's a woman, muh feminism song, and bunch of other shit happens. The movie ends with Jafar beaten, Genie freed, and they don't bring up Jasmine and Aladdin marrying but somehow Jasmine becomes the Sultan and everyone claps.
At least that's what it feels like DIsney will do. It will manage to shit on the old movie, inject needless prog shit, while tearing down all the main human male characters in the process.
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No.1051072
>>1049746
Given that they have JEJ doing Mufasa again, I'm actually kind of glad Robin Williams isn't around to get roped into being that fucking blue abomination.
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No.1051074
>>1050815
The genie is the emotional core of the movie, and both his and Aladdin's character arcs revolve around each other. Aladdin shows genie that humans can be good people, and genie shows Aladdin that he already was the person he wanted to be. The ultimate tests for this are the 2nd and 3rd wishes. Genie isn't supposed to actually care about his master but when Al's life is threatened he bends the rules to save him, making the 2nd wish for him. His trust in Aladdin's goodness pays off with the 3rd wish where Aladdin wishes him free, when he could have had anything (which is supposed to indicate Al's benevolence since he's basically a king treating a slave as a person). Aladdin's trust in the genie is cemented by the genie going out of his way to save him. Genie had already come to care about Aladdin by wish 2.
There's some dumb aspects to this though, like Aladdin waiting until the last second to free genie when genie had demonstrated his loyalty and freeing him any time after that would sinply make him a more powerful ally (although maybe he didn't have the opportunity, I haven't seen the movie in like 8 years). Also, if Aladdin is such a good guy why was the onus on his slave to do the right thing first?
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No.1051085
>>1051074
You’re right about the plot surrounding the wishes being a bit dumb. I just re-watched Aladdin last week and something that really stood out to me is the fact that the plot kinda just phones it in once it gets to the third act. After Jafar is discovered to be bewitching the Sultan and is ousted, Aladdin and Jasmine are set to be married and the conflict is seemingly resolved. If it were a classic fairy tale, the movie could have just ended right there with a “they lived happily ever after”.
What ends up happening, however, is that Aladdin is seemingly paranoid about being discovered as “not being a prince”, which he uses this as an excuse to not release the Genie. Without reading into it, this raises questions about how exactly the Genie granted Aladdin’s wish to be a prince in the first place. If the Genie literally turned Aladdin into a prince, then he’s a prince; he can’t be discovered to be a “fake” prince. That being said, I think it’s implied in this particular scene that Aladdin is really just keeping the Genie around because Aladdin still has self-confidence issues and still thinks he depends on the Genie. He’s scared that if the Genie goes, then everything will come crashing down somehow. That interpretation makes this one part of the plot reasonable, but this issue gets brought up again later.
When Jafar gets the lamp, he somehow “strips” Aladdin of his “princeness”. Literally, all he does is take his prince clothes from him, but everyone regards this as somehow having reversed the first wish. Hence, when the question of the third wish comes up, Aladdin has to choose between freeing the Genie and wishing to be a prince again. This conflict makes absolutely no sense unless you accept that Jafar somehow did undo Aladdin’s first wish. If that is the case, then it either means that the Genie really did only give Aladdin some new clothes and an entourage, or it means that Sorcerer Jafar had the ability to undo the wishes of the omnipotent Genie.
Even ignoring the implication of that plot point, there is still another issue with the third wish. The entire reason Aladdin would wish to be a prince again at that point is because “the law” says he can’t marry Jasmine unless he is one. At this point, anyone with a brain is probably wondering why this is even a problem for the royal family of a (presumably) absolute monarchy that can just rewrite the law to suit their needs. But, of course, the movie demands a moral conflict, and so this point is just ignored until Aladdin does the “right” thing and releases the Genie. Immediately afterwards, the Sultan comes up and does exactly what the audience was guessing earlier, retroactively making the whole conflict pointless.
tl;dr the conflict and its resolution make no sense and there’s no consistency
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No.1051121
>>1051085
I'll point out that earlier drafts of Aladdin had the genie with no restrictions on how many wishes he can do. Indeed, you can see in the cut song Humiliate The Boy Jafar making genie go through way more than 3 wishes.
SOOO, I'd say the problem you point, at least to a point, roots in the decision to change how the genie's magic works. I suspect to avoid questions of "How come Aladdin just didn't wish for X" and make Al need to save his wishes.
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No.1051123
>>1051085
You raise a number of interesting points
When Jafar revealed him, it called into question his birthright. The wish would have had to either change his ancestry or the lawyer genie mechanic would have had to come into play.
If you think about it, the latter happened. Aladdin's father is revealed to be the king of thieves in the 3rd movie. If this was a side effect of the wish, then Aladdin is the prince of thieves. The parade and such were just Genie dressing it up as is his wont, not a part of the wish
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No.1053012
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No.1053013
>Genie shows his true skin in this regular poster
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No.1053020
>>1053013
Why is every movie poster blue and orange?
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No.1053024
>>1053020
orange makes people subconsciously think of speed and energy, so they'll be more likely to get off their asses and go see the movie (the same principle is used in fast food). Blue is orange's complement, so it works as a good accent.
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No.1053034
>>1049443
That casting would be unironically better
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No.1053063
>>1053013
god everyone's hair is so gross. Look we all know everyone was disgusting, vermin filled stink bombs back then but this is supposed to be fantasy. Jesus. Apu looks terrible. Like some uncanny valley shit. Make him fucking appealing at least a little.
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No.1053064
>>1053024
>Blue is orange's complement, so it works as a good accent.
Not only that. It actually makes orange look more intensive than it would when paired up with other colors.
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No.1053075
>>1053020
It's the color combination that most easily attracts the eye and lets images look more dynamic and contrast cool scenes with action packed ones, basically the visual version of clickbait.
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No.1053090
>>1047529
white Americas get super pissed when a African America plays a white role.
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No.1053130
>>1047483
MANKIND IS FALLING AND SO AM I
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No.1055300
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New TV spot with new footage.
Also, Genie is confirmed as having two forms, distinguished by skin color.
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No.1059175
With tickets now on sale and OW projections range from $70M to $90M, here's the IMAX poster.
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No.1059190
>>1047483
I'll only care about the film if the two women to the right there go nude throughout the film.
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No.1059191
Godzilla will kick Aladdin’s ass
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No.1059194
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No.1059198
>>1049618
still not as much as the original after inflation
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No.1059200
>>1049618
how long till people realize that 1.5b would barely be above the budget of the movie?
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No.1059238
>>1059175
>bad photoshopping
>shitload of unused white space
>generic magic smoke
>Agrabah lacks any personality
>animal characters boring as shit
>Jafar looks intimidated instead of intimidating
>Genie looks bored
>Jasmine not emoting at all
>Aladdin looks like he's surfing on the carpet
Honestly altogether it looks like some shitty project from a graphic design student.
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No.1059317
>>1059191
>Godzilla
That is the one movie I'm actually looking forward to this year.
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No.1059318
>>1059238
You missed Aladdin looking 40 and severely immuno-compromised
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No.1059429
>>1047483
It somehow gets worse and worse with every new revelation. And to think Disney is actually making more remakes.
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No.1060204
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New trailer out with clip of "Prince Ali". It's as shit as you'd expect.
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No.1060379
>>1060204
>trailer
>jewtube embed
>2019
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No.1060957
My cock must know, does it feature Jasmine in her slave outfit or the harem girls?
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No.1060968
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>>1060204
The cinematography is so uninspired.
Just compare this to the original with its establishing shot of a sweeping aerial view, distanced landscaping, and army of marching extras; resulting in a general sense of breath. Meanwhile the remake is so claustrophobic and tinky it's just an embarrassment. Could Disney not afford a larger set?
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No.1060969
Cams out now. A little late for me to watch it tonight but I'll see if it's as bad as I think it is later.
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No.1060975
>>1060969
I already know the music is awful. They released some tracks on youtube already. It's just tone deaf flat singing by Will Smith while he niggers it up. No one in their family can sing.
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No.1060986
>>1060975
>It's just tone deaf flat singing by Will Smith while he niggers it up. No one in their family can sing.
His daughter is a one-hit wonder unlike him
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No.1060988
>>1060975
Didn't he use to do some raps back in the day?
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No.1061001
>>1060968
Damn, the live action looks terrible in comparison. Not to mention RW's vocals made the silliness of the scene work, while Smith's just tonedeaf.
I think they figured it (2019) was 'good enough' and pushed it out.
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No.1061006
>>1060988
>rapping
>singing
pick one
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No.1061007
>>1060204
>Aladdin and Jasmine actually seem alright compared to how shitty Genie is
WOW
Those songs are meant to be high-energy and frenetic. Will Smith looks bored out of his god damn mind. He barely moves at all and he sings like he's in a school play.
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No.1061008
>>1061001
The funniest part of the live action is that the extras are actually dancing and shit while will is kind of just standing there.
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No.1061009
>>1061008
Portions of the song exist for the express purpose of emphasising the visuals:
"Strong as 10 regular men" had Aladdin acrobatically carrying 6 dudes via Genie's magic, now Will Smith punches the air.
"show some respect; down on one knee." had Genie pull a carpet to force the same guards who chased and attempted to kill Aladdin to bow down to him, now Will Smith makes a slow hand gesture with his legs crossed.
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No.1061014
>>1060204
>that stupid handmaiden whore they keep cutting to
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No.1061015
>>1061014
They kept cutting to her away from genie because they needed someone to be showing some emotion in the scene.
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No.1061044
Did they use the Amiga for this one too?
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No.1061057
>>1061007
On some level he's conscious that he's just here to try to fill the hole left in the hearts of a white audience from a white actor, whose body hadn't gone cold before Disney started drawing up plans to milk his legacy.
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No.1061133
>>1061006
I assumed that he had some musical talent so it's weird to see him phone it in.
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No.1061148
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>You see Aladdin, Jews aren't really like people like you or even I! Much like an insect they feel no pain so just with an insect have no remorse as you crush them beneath your heel.
Did Sam Rami wrote this movie?
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No.1061150
>>1061148
>We want the Muslim audience
Disney giving up on China?
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No.1061151
>>1061148
No wonder why the critics hatred Aladdin
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No.1061152
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>There's a lot of grey area in "Gass all the Jews"
I was really surprised that Disney let this line in to the movie but I guess they wanted to make a realistic depiction of Islamic culture.
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No.1061156
>>1059175
>With tickets now on sale and OW projections range from $70M to $90M
Same faggots who said detective pikachu would flop because Pokémon go?
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No.1061157
>>1061150
>no ghosts
>no religion
>no supernatural shit
>no explicit sexuality
>no criminals succeeding
>no politics unless it's about how great Mao was
>everything you try to sell us will magically have pirates selling it cheaper on the street
They shouldn't have bothered with them in the first place.
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No.1061159
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>You know A-boy. The thing with Jasmine is that's she's a woman aight dawg? And she's gotta be kept in the house or she'll get to that adultery. nah meen? i don't matter. She'll have ya other wives to keep her company
Damn. The new Aladdin more redpill /pol/. The movie should be renamed chaddin
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No.1061160
How coked up were Disney's board of execs when they decided to release this shit?
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No.1061161
>>1061160
It's probably a tax write off.
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No.1061162
>>1061148
>Did Sam Rami wrote this movie?
i dont get it
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No.1061176
>>1060957
No slave outfit Jasmine. You do how ever get TWO Jasmine only songs about speaking up and standing up herself. Movie was trash.
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No.1061187
>>1061176
I hope you snuck in instead of paying for it.
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No.1061197
>>1047483
Its meh at best.
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No.1061199
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>West Bagdaddeee
>born and raised!
>in the falconry's where i spent most of my days
>until a couple jihadis, who were up to no good
>started makin trouble in my niehborhood
>i raped one little prince and the sultan got scared
>and said
>you're going to live eternity inside a fucking lamp
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No.1061231
>>1061162
There is this joke where Sam Raimi is memed into the new Ben Garrison.
>>1061176
Fuck… I just want my harem girl fix
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No.1061266
>>1061001
Why would you live-action a cartoon? Makes no sense
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No.1061268
>chinks and pajeets suck up to this movie as expected
>inb4 $1B worldwide gross in the end
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No.1061270
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No.1061330
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No.1061332
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No.1061333
>>1061266
>chinese cartoons
i….i am scared
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No.1061335
>>1061330
Mudslimes are just mad because the story mostly comes from the Islamic Golden Age before their shariashitshow and was mixed with a 40s book.
Sharia Mudslimes could never write a good story.
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No.1061337
>>1061335
>the story mostly comes from the Islamic Golden Age before their shariashitshow
>Sharia Mudslimes could never write a good story.
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No.1061340
>>1061337
Back during the Islamic Golden Age (900-1300) religious leaders encourage people to read and study shit from all over the world and the Greek classics instead of banning everything non-Muslim then they got invaded a couple times, took the red pill and started filtering everything.
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No.1061341
>>1061330
>racism
>Islamophobia
I read a non-Disney version of the original story a few years ago. Fun facts: It was most likely written by a Syrian, used China as the exotic far-off land, and didn't focus on the princess or romance. Her desires aren't mentioned, half of her involvement is creating more problems by being stupid, and her value is mostly that her husband gets to inherit a lot of shit from her father. Also, Aladdin is a ruthless killer when he needs to be.
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No.1061364
>>1060968
I would say that Robin Williams carried the original Aladdin and his absence is strongly felt in the remake. >>1060204 There were some definite call-backs to the original and Will Smith tried his best, but he's no Robin Williams when it comes to comedy. If I remember correctly, genie was written for Williams specifically.
In retrospect, the genie getting married made sense for Will Smith's genie, but it would have been out of character for Robin William's genie. Williams was also a lot better at showing emotion and character, which this new genie seemed to lack.
>>1060957
No. She gets an empowered moment where she gets the captain of the guard to have a change of heart. She also becomes the next sultan, which was pretty pointless.
>>1061341
The original takes place in China, which was the far east. Aladdin and a few other stories were added in later by a frenchman, but it is believed that he got Aladdin from a syrian merchant.
>>1047483
It was ok. Some parts were phoned in and some characters could have been cut (the handmaiden). Jasmin's songs about standing up for herself and her rise to the position of sultan seemed pretty forced and meant to appeal to little girls. There were a ton of black people in the movie, and I don't mean middle eastern black. They were american black and it stood out a lot. Aladdin was well cast and I liked Jasmin and Jafar as well. Jafar was better off earlier in the film when he straight out kills a henchman without batting an eyelash. He seemed to have been toned down a lot by the time he tosses Aladdin into the ocean. The handmaiden really didn't serve a purpose and her scenes would have been better used for genie. Smith as genie wasn't that bad and he had his moments. He just had William's shoes to fill and that wasn't possible.
>>1049443
Crews has a ton of energy and probably would have made a good genie.
>>1049501
He wasn't a rival. He was a doofus who showed up in a few scenes for laughs and then disappeared. I think there was an other prince that was shown at the festival, but I don't think he was given a name.
>>1049578
The 10,000 thousand year line seemed out of place as genie states a few times before that line that he was in the lamp for like a thousand years and was out when Ali Baba was around.
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No.1061370
>>1061270
At least, Detective Pikachu and JW3 are trying something new… Aladdin is a soul-less remake
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No.1061553
>>1048843
>Left is Iconic princess, you've probably jacked off to more times than you can count.
Looks like gal gadot tbh
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No.1061557
>>1061553
Well Gadot is a sephardic jew so she's got some mediterranean in her probably.
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No.1061634
>>1061341
You forgot the best part about the Syrian author. He wasn't even a Muslim, but a Christian. Maronite to be precise; Maronites are mostly found in Lebanon.
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No.1061638
>>1061370
>New
>A move based on a video game in an insanely popular, marketing proven, franchise.
>The third movie in a series.
I mean, I'm happy Aladdin did horrible too but the fact that those two are what you consider "new" makes me depressed.
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No.1061644
>>1060968
>>1060204
It's amazing how they missed the point of how Genie's lyrics are meant for him insinuating himself into the crowd and spreading rumors about how wonderful Alladin is. Was Smiff too low energy to do that or did they not think of it at all?
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No.1061649
>>1061644
Not like he'd have to do anymore work though. In order to replicate the exact tone it'd require a lot of CGI which would probably be even less work for him. It's probably that they didn't want to exactly replicate the scene from the original movie but instead of doing something creative with it they just got lazy as shit.
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No.1061892
>>1061644
More like they didn't want to waste time/budget designing unique characters to animate and render in CGI, who would only appear to say one line of the song. Contrast with traditional animation where you literally just draw a character and then draw them again in a few poses plus in-between frames, in CGI they would have to design a full 3D model, rig it, texture it, map the performance capture to its body (or do 3D animation on it), and then put it through the VFX pipeline. If Smiff just dances lazily they can instead drag and drop him into the scene with basic compositing in the one shot where that's needed (riding the ostriches or whatever).
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No.1061893
>>1049443
Now I am actually pissed off that they didn't pick him. Not only does he have a much better body type and persona for it, he's comfortable being wacky and doing physical comedy. The surreal Old Spice commercials are exactly the kind of shit that fits the character.
>>1049157
>"In the first movie we felt like [Jasmine] didn't have enough of a goal, it was really just to meet a guy."
Did they watch the original? Her goal is to get out from under her father's wing and experience the world outside. That's why she disguises herself to run around the streets. That's why Aladdin wins her heart with a song that goes "I can show you the world."
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No.1061896
>>1061330
>CAIR
A literal terrorist organization using propaganda and wokespeak to spread misinformation.
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No.1061906
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No.1061911
>>1061906
Haribo invented the gummie candy. Why is it bad to you?
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No.1061913
>>1061911
I just get sick even looking at it.
And it's only the vingummi that's worth anything in most packs, and then you still need some proper licorice to eat them with, but they don't come in the same bags as the vingummi. Don't get me started on those "licorice confections", no one likes those but old ladies. "Labre larver", licorice eggs, saltbombs, etc… A bag of Haribo is like society. 75% of the inhabitants are worthless filler at best.
It might be a salestrategy to get people to buy more bags so they get a decent combination of candy that actually tastes good.
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No.1061925
>>1061634
There isn't any evidence of the author being a Maronite, though…? Nobody knows who the fuck he was and given the area and timeline, it's most likely he was Muslim. Not that it matters.
>>1061913
Licorice is fucking disgusting. It tastes like someone tried to simultaneously make the sweetest and saltiest confectionery imaginable.
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No.1061927
>>1061925
>the sweetest and saltiest confectionery imaginable
I'm sorry, what? Exactly what kind of licorice are you talking about? Can we have pics, names?
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No.1061932
>>1061913
I just wanted to complain "who the hell hates gummie bears?" But then I was like: Wait, that guy is right, I haven't aten them in years, and last time I got sick.
But hey, the mix bags are pretty good. You can get used to licorice to the point of actually missing it if it's not in a mix. Also, it's good for potence.
And for breathing on the moon.
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No.1061933
>>1061932
Actually, I like gummi bears. In small doses, like any candy, and a side of piratos.
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No.1061935
>>1061933
I prefer their gum combined with that soft stuff attached to it, however it's called, because the older I got, the more awful I found how sweet gummi bears are.
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No.1061939
>>1061911
The sugar-free ones will give you diarrhea.
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No.1061945
>>1061911
Explosive diarrhea.
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No.1061946
>>1061939
Everything sugar-free does, because the sugar replacement is some disgusting coffee sweetener chemical.
I don't understand why anything is allowed to be sold to kids which guaranteed causes diarrhea.
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No.1061948
>>1061946
There are different sweeteners, like stevia which is derived from a plant, and stuff like aspartame which is entirely artificial.
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No.1061949
>>1061948
I know, but I refer to sweeteners before stevia became a thing. Also, I find the aftertaste of stevia in e.g ice tea absolutely disgusting.
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No.1062421
>>1061638
It's newer than Aladdin anyhows. It's Hollywood. "New" is a relatively term.
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No.1062452
>>1047483
It was good except the princess’s songs.
My favorite song was Make Way for Prince Ali.
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No.1062458
>At a friend's house
>His mother and sister arrive after seeing the movie
<How it was?
>"You guys should have see it! definitively is better the original one because it has more effects and looks more awesome, the animated one was boring"
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No.1062469
File: 9f8908aaa7841ba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 289.19 KB, 1124x1650, 562:825, 1039874 - Akabur Aladdin A….jpg)
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>>1062452
you're a funny guy
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No.1062487
>>1061340
You are half-way right. They did do a good job in preserving non-Islamic knowledge rather than destroying it, but even back then, they persecuted scholars like Al-Sarakhsi, Abu Bakr al-Razi, Avicenna and Averroes for "apostasy".
>There isn't any evidence of the author being a Maronite, though…? Nobody knows who the fuck he was and given the area and timeline, it's most likely he was Muslim. Not that it matters.
Aladdin was not part of the 1001 Nights. It was added much later by the French guy who compiled it. Most of the tales were by anonymous authors, but Aladdin and Ali Baba in specific were written by a Syrian storyteller named Antun Hana Dyab. There is more information on him online in case you are curious but he was most definitely a Christian
(Antun is not an Islamic name, but the Arabic form of Anthony, which is traditionally Christian name). Not all Arabs are Muslims after all.
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No.1062488
>>1062487
Meant to reply to >>1061925
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No.1062503
>>1062458
My mother didn't like it. Her taste is so godawful that thinks she doesn't like are either really really bad or oscar worthy. And I doubt Alladin is Oscar worthy (until it wins an Oscar for diversity…).
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No.1062504
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No.1062510
>>1062503
>things she doesn't like are either really really bad or oscar worthy
You sure it's your mom that has shit taste?
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No.1062525
What if they're doing it on purpose?
>Be Jew
>Be puppet master for Michael Eisner and the whole of Disney
>setup new Aladdin film
>Happen to choose Jordan for it
>As filming is completing several American States outlaw Abortion
>"Oy vey goyim!"
>Realize your production team is currently in a nation that illegalized even talking about Abortion
>Have production crew talk in support of Abortion, and against the US States
>Get holywood actors, and 30% of the production arrested by Jordan officials
>Leads to worldwide news about how the "Evil nation of Jordan arrested Hollywood a-listers and Disney Representatives"
>Jordan is pressured by (((UN))) due to (((Popular support))) to release the prisoners and change their laws else become Gulf War 3
And so on.
>>1062520
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No.1062541
>>1062458
>>1062503
>Be me
>Mom is engineer
>She says she dislikes cartoons and animation as she can't relate to something she knows is fake.
>Watches shitty popcorn flicks.
>Dislikes good movies with depth and totally dismisses them if they are animated.
<I think all day, okay, and when I come home and watch a movie I just want to see something relatable that doesn't make me think too much.
<Honestly anon, if you care so much about art and culture then it just means you have to much free time instead of learning vectorial calculus or something actually useful.
<Is the same shitty story, so the better effects, which can be measured means the newer Aladdin is objectively better.
>She believes the future from Fahrenheit 451 is actually an ideal to seek for.
I believe a lot of people, engineers or not think the same about deep art beyond entertainment being a waste of time.
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No.1062568
>>1062510
Well I think using the Pepe meme in 2019 while 8 year old casualfags wear it on t-shirts and /pol/ edgelords have used it after they found out the internet exists in 2010 is fucking embarassing.
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No.1062570
>>1062541
>>She says she dislikes cartoons and animation as she can't relate to something she knows is fake.
>>Watches shitty popcorn flicks.
YES so much this, same here.
She also keeps saying how stupid fantasy movies are and how everything is disgusting and violent, while she loved all those movies before, but forgot she even saw them.
She's completely out of imagination, is constantly bored, so that the worst stuff entertains her and she constantly hates on things she knows she wouldn't understand.
But she also makes super weird decisions going against her opinions.
Despite my warning and the stuff I mentioned above, she watched Jurassic World 2 (what the hell?), Aladdin, Fantastic Beasts 2 and Mama Mia 2.
I could have recommended her at least 20 movies more to her taste which are a billion times better (even though I don't have interest in them). And whenever me and my brother watch a movie and talk about it, it's always like "Well too bad this movie is too adult and deep for mom right?"
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No.1062571
>>1062541
As an engineerfag myself, she should be at least able to appreciate animation for the effort it requires to create. Every decent engineer should be aware of how much work it takes to get bunch of people to collaborate on a grueling project and how satisfying it is to see it turn out well in the end.
Unless she is a sales engineer. These people are soulless sociopaths.
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No.1062572
>>1062570
Sounds kind of like my mother, whom I completely disowned after years of wanting to. Difference seems to be I know my mother is mentally ill, and she liked to tell people it was I who was ill, and in denial about it. She's a tatooed 35.year old pink-hair SJW who I no longer care if she lives or dies.
Is your mother like that?
BTW, if anyone says something about her being 35, she was 14 when I was born, and my father was 27. When I would mention it when I was still around her she claimed I was lying
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No.1062573
>>1062572
She also claimed me lying about my father's then-age was part of my supposed illness
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No.1062574
>>1062571
sage for unrelated
It prompts a response akin to
<animation, what a waste of effort into something so useless.
and to not waste my time and rather learn something as I progress in my electronics career increasingly difficult math related.
She's a industrial chemist.
Odd enough she has a high-school notebook filled with decent art and poems.
I'm willing to blame her career choice though, I'm in one of the best colleges in my country, same as hers, right before the top notch ones and is cheap as fuck with some of the best trained teachers available. The trade off? Those teachers are well known sadistic fucks at worst, insensitive, unempathetic and or pretentious at best and the ones for the chemistry career are some of the worst while also being easily the hardest most churning career in the place.
Something went wrong.
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No.1062590
>>1062568
Really? "Now it's popular therefore it's verboten"? What's next, Wojak, Gondola? Anything cool at all that other people start finding cool?
How about just taking stuff for what it is on it's own individual merits?
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No.1062594
>>1062572
No, she's just aging and my father is an emotionless void. Also she doesn't have friends because she tends to tell people how to live. So you end up like that. Without imagination or knowing what's actually "fun" for you, because you never cared about yourself.
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No.1062595
>>1062572
>Is your mother like that?
Not that guy, but my mother is a 50-something wannabee hippie who constantly asked me for "loans", said she'd disinherit me if I ever voted against immigration (don't that she has anything worth inheriting), and finally stole what little money my dad had left for his children to inherit. The day after he died.
After I didn't speak to her for a year she sent an email about how happy she was about it. I know she's lying, and lashing out, but every time I consider talking to her again I know nothing will have changed. What's the point when you can't be yourself with the people who supposedly love you?
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No.1062596
>>1062594
>an emotionless void
Must be nice.
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No.1062597
>>1062590
I agree, rage comics are hilarious.
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No.1062598
>>1062590
>What's next, Wojak, Gondola?
Not the same anon but other boards have implemented rules where certain shit is a bannable offense, their reasoning is 90% of the people posting outdated overused memes are newfags/ cuckchan refugees that only come to shitpost and act like retards. Particularly Wojak and not so much Pepe, Gondola was never popular outside of the boards.
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No.1062600
>>1062599
Anon you're responding to a goon. There's no reasoning with him.
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No.1062601
>>1062597
Judging it on it's own merits, that comic isn't very good.
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No.1062603
>>1062597
>>1062599
Yeah those for example, so kids made that shit up so even the most dense person can understand it, and they even fucked those up, with punchlines which made no sense.
The complete Millenial generation should have been aborted. Especially because they spawned from a generation that was like "OH the internet exists! I thought it's just for Facebook and cats! I'm so cool now! And I suddenly like everything I made fun of before. Gaining more success than anyone with actual skill and understanding, because my target audience are also dumbasses who just found the internet, who won't question my lack of knowledge."
At least the generation after Millenials realize how retarded they were and create better content due to a higher technical level.
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No.1062605
>>1062600
I try to keep an open mind.
>>1062599
Well, I've never seen anyone put pedobear on a childrens' shirt, commercialized troll-faces, and I don't watch television. So maybe I've just been spared to destruction of things.
But, I suppose, if you ask me to mention any new original content memes in relatively recent times, I guess there's nothing much that really comes to mind.
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No.1062608
>>1062605
>I try to keep an open mind
And this is why people call you an idiot.
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No.1062609
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No.1062615
>>1062605
I once saw Pedobear on a parked car's rear windshield in 2017.
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No.1062616
>>1062609
What, too fucking lazy to find the actual panel and not some self insert OC shit?
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No.1062620
>>1062608
>And this is why people call you an idiot.
Obviously you call me an idiot. But why is it idiotic to be open-minded?
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No.1062701
>>1047620
>2nd image
source and context please?
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No.1062708
>>1062620
Because there's no arguing with bait posts, there sole purpose is to derail.
>>1062616
Cheers.
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No.1062734
>>1062708
Thanks, weeb faggot.
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No.1062755
>>1062708
>there's no arguing with bait posts
Wait, I think there's been a mistake, I'm the one who was referred to as a goon that couldn't be reasoned with.
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No.1063404
>>1062469
"A Whole New World"
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No.1063508
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Friend like me -Mary Poppins
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