No.1038665
How does this make you feel?
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No.1038671
No.1038672
And we still can't get Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye movie.
No.1038674
Pluto doesn't even have his beard. This is a fucking travesty!
No.1038675
>>1038665
I knew they gonna replaced them with pod version. Pink Panther, Ducktales, Garfield, Thundercats, Tom & Jerry, Denver, Powerpuff Girls, Harvey characters and more are getting kidnapped and replaced by pod peoples. Run for your life.
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>>1038665
Genndy's Popeye movie died for this.
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No.1038682
>>1038679
How the fuck does she keep getting away with it?
No.1038683
>>1038682
She must suck a mean dick.
No.1038684
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Here's the first episode. It's literally pajeet tier
No.1038685
Remember that sony wouldn't let us have this.
No.1038689
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How long before they make him gain super powers by eating soy instead of spinach? Have some classic Popeye instead, I used to have a VHS as a kid with three episodes and this was one of them.
I have been wondering, how were these episodes aired? Was this run in theaters before the main movie? Apparently it's from 1937 according to archive.org
https://archive.org/details/PopeyeTheSailorMeetsAliBabasFortyThieves1937
>>1038684
This physically hurts.
No.1038690
>>1038684
Wow. Every fucking thing about it is awful. There were early 00's newgrounds cartoons with better animation.
No.1038732
>>1038665
Why do they need to reboot fucking everything these days? I get Disney with The Lion King, but who even gives a shit about Popeye?
No.1038739
>>1038732
Why did Disney need to reboot Lion King?
No.1038740
>>1038739
To maximize the monetary value from the original movie by making a CGI canon copy and to make sure the brand is active enough to perpetually own the trademark.
No.1038745
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>>1038684
>Here's the first episode. It's literally pajeet tier
>>1038665
Is SOYnee a bigger cancer than even calarts?
No.1038755
What else are they gonna reboot, Felix the Cat?
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>>1038675
Nyeeeeeh *crunch crunch crunch*
You mean strange carrots, right doc?
No.1038764
It's the kind of tired that the sweet embrace of death won't fix.
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>>1038684
I'm surprized he's not vaping
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>>1038755
There were attempts before the cat was aquired by Dreamworks. So expect a reboot by Dreamworks.
No.1038778
Environmenskally resorksful?
No.1038790
Ironically Popeye was one of the first newspaper cartoons to be bowdlerised, when the syndicate forced Segar to cut out all the fighting.
They also told him Alice the Goon was too terrifying and was giving children nightmares, so he responded by sticking her in a dress and a little hat with a flower, and announcing that she was reformed.
No.1038814
>>1038685
Holy shit, this was amazing, I still prefer 2D but this would have been a acceptable new movie, and the humor is pretty much the same.
No.1038818
>>1038685
SHUT UP
I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS
No.1038826
>>1038665
Not like this. Not like this.
No.1038827
>>1038737
And how. Humanity has declined.
No.1038834
I had a DVD of Popeye classics when I was little. I remember the humor being slapstick very similar to the Looney Tunes. I can't see how they can make a modern Popeye with the same "violent" slapstick it had. Reboots have always been around but I don't understand why you wouldn't just make a new show since the reboots are so different. TMNT has been rebooted quite a few times, but they've always been action and dealt with different arcs that might differentiate based on style, tone, and humor. But reboots like Teen Titans Go are different on a fundamental level, so why not make an entirely different show? Why use the same setting and characters is you go from action comedy to comedy for 6 year olds? Just make a new show. I'm no hardcore fan of popeye, but if the characters aren't similar at all and the show is entirely different why reboot it?
No.1038843
>>1038834
I remember an interview with John K, he said that fighting was a lost art in animation, and he and his team were studying old Popeye cartoons to recreate it.
No.1038847
>>1038834
Much easier to fart out garbage and have people watch it because of brand recognition than to give a shit.
No.1038848
I want a Popeye beatemup by the folks that did cuphead.
No.1038852
>>1038834
I wouldn't have minded teen titans go if it was at least clever about using it's source material. It was at the start but it quickly declined into randumb plot that abuses Robin's character. Had to quit after that gay tooth fairy easter bunny kissing scene.
No.1038871
>>1038689
Cartoons back then weren't aired, they were shown exclusively in theaters, then later sold as 8mm or 16mm film reels for home viewing.
Very few people owned a television before the sixties, they were just seen as expensive and unneccessary in a world saturated by more newspapers, magazines, comics, almanacs, and radio stations than anyone could ever hope to keep track of. Hell, here in the US millions of people only ever bothered getting one so they could watch the Moon landing.
No.1038930
>Popeye Thread
WHO'S THE MOST PHENOMENAL EXTRA-ORDINARY FELLOW?
>>1038684
Is this made for non-English babbies or something?
>barely 2 minutes
>no dialogue
>"happy" looking redesigns, Bluto with no beard, Popeye with a blonde cowlick
>no violence
>cheap overall
No.1038942
>>1038684
This is so bad I can't stop laughing. I think it broke something in me
No.1038961
>>1038942
It's like the unironic censored Itchy and Scratchy cartoon where nothing happens.
You know, last election, you fucking Americans were given the choice of continuing to live in a satire, or turning it into a parody, and you fuckers just had to dumb it down, didn't you?
No.1038962
>>1038961
What do elections have to do with /co/?
No.1038965
>>1038834
A large amount of Teen Titans Go!'s comedy is derived from other DC characters/the DC universe, in general, and comparisons between it and the original show, to the point where the two are officially crossing over now. Whereas this doesn't really acknowledge the original show in any way nor does it do anything with any miscellaneous characters.
No.1038968
>>1038961
What can we say? The choice was between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
I voted in the direction that led away from a hot war with Russia
No.1038969
>>1038930
>WHO'S THE MOST PHENOMENAL EXTRA-ORDINARY FELLOW?
Popeye the sailor
No.1038975
>>1038827
>Those slice of pie miniature model sets from the 1930-40's
Could those style of sets be replicated with 3D computer models and then have normal 2D animated characters in the foreground?
No.1039009
>>1038975
I wouldn't be surprised if it had already been implemented.
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>>1038771
I didn't even notice at first that he now has a whistle instead of a pipe. Popeye and Lucky Luke were my two favorite VHS tapes as a kid, both heroes constantly smoke, and yet I never ended up smoking in my life. Children are not retarded, and their parents behavior is much more formative than what cartoon heroes do.
No.1039036
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>>1038977
>>1038930
Remember when Popeye and Brutus were confirmed Bromos?
No.1039164
>>1038684
>Animation is dogshit
>Sound effects are annoying
>Bruto is off model as fuck
>A whistle instead of a pipe
>Kindergarten-tier backgrounds
>Gag setups are clumsy
>Music was lame
What an utter waste of time and money.
Does spinach even do anything for Bruto? I haven't seen all of the old cartoons, but I can't remember him ever caring about popeye's stash except to keep it away from him.
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>>1039164
I can't remember the exact episodes, but there were a few where Bruto has some spinach and fucks shit up. I think there were also a few where Olive Oyl got stronk after downing a can.
In the Popeye world, anyone can just pop a can of the magic leafy greens and wield the might of a titan, yet nobody other than Popeye seems to recognize that fact most of the time.
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>>1039167
He probably knocked back a can and flexed hard enough to globally erase people's memories of spinach powers.
No.1039196
>>1039164
>Does spinach even do anything for Bruto? I haven't seen all of the old cartoons, but I can't remember him ever caring about popeye's stash except to keep it away from him.
The purpose of Bruto's character was to show that you can't just go full on meat only in your diet, I think a few episodes have him dealing with this factoid. Funny that it all came from a typo in a chart on vitamins for Spinach. Also yeah he does at least know that they affect Popeye, there's one episode he keeps a can with him just to revive his pal.
No.1039210
>>1038965
What a load of shit. All of TTG's comedy is derived from the first thing that popped up into the writers's heads. There isn't an ounce of wit in any joke they write. The shows have nothing in common other then setting and name. There characters are essentially unrecognizable derivatives.
No.1039220
>>1039167
>yet nobody other than Popeye seems to recognize that fact most of the time
It's just the Popeye is the only one who actually likes spinach, everyone else hates this shit. I recall one cartoon where he was unable to feed it to his nephews or whatever, until they realized they need spinach powers to save the day.
>>1039196
>Funny that it all came from a typo in a chart on vitamins for Spinach
It's not vitamins, it's the iron content. If there is one thing that needs updating in Popeye, it's that they need to replace spinach with cabbage.
No.1039221
>>1039220
I remember that one too, I think there were a few of those episodes actually. I'm pretty sure the only recurring character who never ate the stuff was Wimpy, but I could be wrong there.
I've actually got a similar thing going on IRL actually. I'm the only one in my immediate family who actually likes spinach, and will eat it in any form.
No.1039225
I remember Bluto eating Spinach once in the comics, Popeye had a tiny restaurant on the end of a pier, that only served spinach, and Bluto didn't want spinach, so Popeye rammed it down his throat, then Bluto got super-strong and decided he liked spinach too, and Popeye decided he had to beat Bluto up before he became too strong, and they fought and demolished the little restaurant.
That's about as much plot as we ever got after Segar left and we stopped getting Sea Hag and Alice The Goon and OG Wotasnozzle and Ham Gravy stories.
No.1039231
>>1038930
>Is this made for non-English babbies or something?
Literally produced by a jewtube-specializing subsidiary of a major leaf media company, not some no-name French studio as the forum formerly known as ToonZone allegedly mentioned out of thin air.
No.1039328
>>1038684
Please, tell me that the IP rights will finally pass to the public domain and garbage like this will do nothing to stop it.
No.1039330
>>1039328
I highly doubt it. The same bullshit copyright laws protecting all of Disney's shit are inadvertently protecting other ancient properties like this too.
No.1039338
>>1038684
I'm not gonna lie, this is giving me a crazy Youtube Kids Spiderelsa video vibe.. Especially the part where Bluto was getting tickled.
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>>1039338
It's more than that.the composition is extremely lazy and cluttered like someone just dragged and dropped a bunch of elements from a library of cheap assets, and the pacing is way, way too fast for any sensible kid to keep up with.
No.1039844
Who cares, go get the new Blu-ray set. It's worth all your dollarydoos.
No.1039870
>>1039164
>Does spinach even do anything for Bruto? I haven't seen all of the old cartoons, but I can't remember him ever caring about popeye's stash except to keep it away from him.
I remember an episode where Olvie is tired of Popeye beating up Bruto. Then, Popeye force fed Bruto with Spinach and forced him to beat him up.
>>1039220
>I recall one cartoon where he was unable to feed it to his nephews or whatever, until they realized they need spinach powers to save the day.
Popeye was trying to teach them a lesson and the nephews ate the spinach and gave Popeye his just desserts. They end by saying that they still hate spinach.
>>1038684
Whatever I did, I didn't deserve this.
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>>1038684
It's like a chinese Engrish toy knock-off illustration.
>FUN Sailor Sea Hero Eat Grass
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>>1040055
More like an Indian knock-off by the same producers of the happy time finger counting videos.
No.1040106
>>1040065
>Eating Sugar?
<No, Popeye.
>Telling lies?
<No, Popeye.
No.1040133
>>1040106
Just replace sugar with spinach.
No.1040160
>>1039167
>I think there were also a few where Olive Oyl got stronk after downing a can.
I remember the one where she does it to save Popeye from some yandere hillbilly giantess, but I wasn't aware there were others.
No.1040324
>>1040289
Tom and jerry tries to at least stick with the proven formula, this is plain ass.
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>>1039844
>buying shit that goes towards funding this abortion
Yeah no.
No.1041309
I have not had enough to drink yet for this news.
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>>1038665
>>1038684
>We want the Johnny Johnny Yes Papa/Spiderman Cutting Off Elsa's Fingers audience