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File: 2a5805f9940648b⋯.png (400.53 KB, 770x291, 770:291, sinestro mustache.png)

 No.1016477

Hey /co/, lets play a game.

You've gotten hired to write a big comic title. Try your best to make it as unappealing as possible yet shops will still have buy it.

Example:

>Spider-Man

>Promise a return of the Sinister Six

>Get a great artist behind it

>Pepper the dialogue with scatological innuendo and suggestive poses

>"I've got to PUSH these villains OUT of the city!" "I've got to BACK OUT of this one!" "I'm BAKIN' A CAKE for MJ!" "Got you steamed? Guess I better start calling myself the STEAMER!"

>Every panel has deliberate art parallaxes that make it look like something is coming out of Spider-Man's ass.

 No.1016485

>>1016477

Go away Alonso, you don't need our help to ruin Marvel, you're doing fine on your own.


 No.1016486

God I hate cuck/co/ template threads but I'll bite because I have eyt to see this one anywhere else.

>Make it about a cripple, nigger lesbian, white communist all bullied so much they go to a rehab group only to still get kicked out.

>Adventures ensue

>Drawn in Calarts/Franch style. Pure steaming garbage

>Force stores to buy.


 No.1016490

File: e8e253bad6afb24⋯.jpg (14.47 KB, 195x259, 195:259, hamboigahs.jpg)

>>1016485

>Alanso

Axel Alonso isn't working at Marvel anymore. He got fucking canned last year.

>>1016486

You don't quite get it. You've got to take a comic, like Batman, which stores are going to buy, but make it just terrible enough to make it really unpleasant for them.

>Green Lantern

>announce that art will be done by Tony Harris

>quietly mention that Kate Leth will be writing.


 No.1016491

>>1016490

Then just involve Jews.


 No.1016492

>Batman

>slice of life romantic "drama" where nothing happens

>have closest friends only interact with the cowl, though Bruce and Dick are the oldest of chums

>mundane fill an entire issue with shitty poetry

>promise a round number will be the wedding issue

<oh wait


 No.1016494

File: d5d60482d3c7d49⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, legend laugh.webm)

>Batman

>make it all but confirmed that Batman and Robin are gay

>lots of uncomfortable touching and unusual closeness

>hire the ugliest yaoi artist off of tumblr to draw it

>put out previews, wait for shop complaints to pile up

>slap a "#1" on the cover

>laugh as shops buy the fuck out of it for the speculator market


 No.1016518

>>1016477

Because I'm /co/ I always wisecrack what comics are shit, then I'm supposed to make a better one but utterly fuck up doing so. Then I name myself Mr Enter.


 No.1016522

File: f8b72ce4582d24d⋯.jpg (61.14 KB, 500x702, 250:351, f8b72ce4582d24d80cc7ad78fb….jpg)

>Spiderman

>Undo decades of character development by regressing Peter to a highschool teenager.

>Peter has to share his powers with Gwen Stacy, who is more competent than him and does most of the actual crimefighting.

>All the villains are joke characters. No stakes, Nothing matters, ever.

>Action is replaced with endless repetitive dialogue that communicates a couple of sentences worth of information garbled with massive teen-speak signal noise.

>Aunt May is sexy now? Well she definitely has an active love life anyway.

>Peter dies, handing over the mantle of Spider-Man to a bisexual half-black-half-latino who he fully endorses fucking his girlfriend.

>…..By Brian Michael Bendis


 No.1016526

>Power Pack

>eliminate either Alex or Jack because 50/50 male/female ratio gives too much representation for men

>have the colorist do it in that nauseating pastel color pallet tumblr loves with the dominant colors being cyan/pink

>tease deep lore that in a normal comic would be about one storyarc's worth of content

>shock reveal that Whitey was just a racist bigot who deserved to die and that #SnarkLivesMatter

>weird incest shipping teases to get /co/ to buy it and we'll renumber it every issue




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