No.1001515
Congratulations, these three buckets of lard are now working on a new calarts reboot of your favourite cartoon. Just how bad is it going to to be?
No.1001519
>>1001515
Proof or fuck off.
No.1001526
>Favorite cartoon is MLAATR
Can't the dead rest in peace?
>>1001519
Anon its a what if question, these dipshits aren't actually working on anything cartoon related.
No.1001554
Jesus OP, you almost gave me a heart attack with the way you worded that. Like seriously, don't even joke about something like that.
No.1001555
>>1001554
It might be a joke, but at this point all our favorite cartoons getting CALARTS'D is just an inevitability.
No.1001615
>>1001515
>Just how bad is it going to to be?
The worst thing ever put to paper and animated. Anyone who's ever read Bob's 'treatment' for a Mario movie, or seen his videos on how to 'fix' films, can attest to this
No.1001628
>>1001615
And that's just Bob, Dobson and Linkara are there to make shit even worse, i'm glad this will never happen, because any cartoon put under their control would be absolutely horrendous.
No.1001630
>>1001555
I'm just glad Samurai Jack and Sym-Bionic Titan are dead and buried.
No.1001645
>>1001630
Doesn't CN own the rights to Sym-Bionic Titan? If they really felt like it they could do a cal arts reboot of that and no one could stop them.
No.1001649
>>1001515
Trick question: They cannot work with each other due to their political ideologies.
>>1001645
A toy company owns the rights.
No.1001654
>>1001649
A toy company? Which company? And have they released any toys based off of the cartoon?
No.1001680
>>1001555
Can you even fathom a Conan the Adventurer Calarts?
No.1001681
>>1001680
Yes, and it would be godawful, Conan, actually scratch that, all the guys get's turned into wimps and numales because of "toxic masculinity", and the girl ends up doing almost everything because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
No.1001686
>>1001649
>A toy company owns the rights.
I thought it was the government.
No.1001688
>>1001686
It says on wikipedia that CN wrote off Symbionic Titan for financial reasons.
No.1001693
>>1001645
>>1001654
>>1001649
actually, the IRS owns the rights
like Megas XLR before it, CN wrote off the rights to Symbionic Titan to the IRS for a tax break. Beware the Batman as well
No.1001695
>>1001693
Considering what has happened to all the cartoons that have been rebooted, and that almost none of the other cartoons are safe from getting CALARTS'd, this is really a blessing in disguise.
No.1001706
>>1001681
That much is obvious. But the real question becomes, do they go with Male Zula or Female Zula?
Your next line is, "Trans Zula."
No.1001709
>>1001706
No, my next line is "non gender conforming Zula".
No.1001715
>>1001709
I should have seen that coming.
No.1001723
>>1001715
We should have seen the Cal Arts trend coming too, but we all make mistakes.
No.1001732
>>1001693
>actually, the IRS owns the rights
That's not how writing shit off works.
No.1001812
>>1001515
Youtube "Guess Who?":
>is he white?
>is he fat
>does he have an unwashed beard
>is he loud
>does he wear glasses
>does he have a very strange connection to a creepy fandom one makes one or two jokes about rape too many?
No.1001815
>>1001812
>one or two jokes about rape too many
Are you actually offended by rape jokes?
No.1001829
>>1001526
>Favorite cartoon is MLAATR
Is it really, ir you just like the young sexy robo-girl?
No.1001830
>CN hires Linkara, Bob and Dobbo for a Mystery Incorporated reboot.
>Besides a team of 60 animators, 6 audio engineers, etc. etc. Dobbo is hired for the character design and background art, Bob is the main writer and Linkara is the director.
>During the first meeting Dobson stays in his house so they have to use Linkara's "art".
>Bob's first script is a remake of "SD: Cyber Chase", he writes it in a week but is filled with grammatical errors so the writing team spends 2 weeks fixing that hot mess.
>Animators decide to just use the stock bean head models since Linkara's work is objectively worse.
>Linkara directs the episode as one of his videos, "subtle" hints between a crossover of Mystery Incorporated and the "linkaraverse" are added.
>For the second episode it turns out the ending was a dream, the "videogame world" is a whole arc.
>Repeat the first episode for 6 more but every single episode has more and more Super Mario Bros 3 references.
>Linkara is getting pissed at Bob's stagnation, but really his opportunities of an "epic" crossover are shattered.
>Linkara tells Bob to add more drama.
>Bob makes an episode about how the gang are united by videogames, a clear Mario rip-off btw, and the characters learn the important lesson to only do the things that make them happy, so they skip the funeral of one of the character's parents to play vidya.
>Linkara likes it because now that the show is "mature" he can start adding his fetishes as social commentary.
>It eventually leads to muppet necrophilia.
>The show is cancelled after 10 episodes out of 52 in the contract.
>Dobson never showed up to work.
>He spend his time complaining about how the production he was hired to work in is sexist for having a male director and main writer.
>Meanwhile Chris-Chan is making a shitty web-toon that's three times as entertaining and getting 2K patreon bucks.
No.1001831
>>1001825
He does look identical to Bob
No.1001833
>>1001831
I think is he's Righty!Moviebob.
No.1001834
>>1001829
No, I genuinely like the cartoon anon. Besides, I like Tiff Crust more.
No.1001835
>>1001830
Now I want to see that happen just so I could laugh at their failure.
No.1001838
>>1001835
You forgot.
>Linkara tries to voice every character.
>>1001835
The saddest parts is that those are actually their respective "strengths" yet they fail.
No.1001839
>>1001838
Anon, you linked to me twice. On a side note, if these are supposed to be their "strengths" then what the hell do their flaws look like?
No.1001845
No.1001847
>>1001845
You know how in dragonball Kami and Piccolo were two personality sides that made up the same Namkian until he hit mitosis? I think that's what happened to Bob Chipman and Phil Elmore
No.1001848
>>1001847
So Phil Elmore is the masculine personality?
No.1001849
>>1001848
Sure looks like it
No.1001850
>>1001849
I wonder if there exists a similar masculine clone for Linkara and Dobson?
No.1001854
>mfw they write a book about how they skipped out on their grandma's funeral to sneak away a bike pump and shove it up Freakazoid's ass while he shocks their prostate and makes him their bitch
No.1001855
No.1001874
>>1001872
That's a good way to jinx yourself.
No.1001960
>>1001850
Well for Dobbo there’s Jason Blaha but there’s really nothing masculine about him other than he’s a “bodybuilding” “YouTube” “Celebrity” that only lifts weights once in every two weeks and has more roles than actual muscle definition
No.1001961
>>1001960
That's still more masculine than anything Dobson's ever done.
No.1001994
>>1001649
>Trick question: They cannot work with each other due to their political ideologies.
They are all leftists anyways. Linkara always comes across as a leftist to me that pretends to be center-right.
No.1001995
>>1001994
I'm pretty sure Linkara is a leftist, he probably doesn't even pretend to be center right anymore.
No.1002019
>>1001961
They both have the same mindset as well. How they can’t accept feedback, think they are always right and haven’t made any progress what so ever on their specialist craft
No.1002030
No.1002035
>>1002030
Fucking hell this list:
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/108701.Lolzcow_Sperg_authors
I really need to read Dobson's Lesbian and fantasy comics to see just how bad they are. I don't care if I am wasting money, I just know there's a goldmine of laughs to be found with them
No.1002036
>>1002030
No I know about Movieblob skipping out on his grandmoms funeral, its everything else that you said that confuses me.
No.1002041
>>1002036
I figured everyone here knew about Dobson's inflation fetish and Linkara's anal escapades.
No.1002044
>>1002041
I know Linkara has shit loads of fetishes but I didn't know he enjoyed shoving stuff up his ass
No.1002046
>>1002044
It's pretty much a given at this point for these kinds of people.
No.1002057
>>1001995
He gives too much of a shit about leftist issues for a guy that considers himself conservative. Besides I cannot believe a guy like him would be tolerated for his politics by the people at TGWTG.
In any event I could see them not working together due to MovieBlob wanting complete creative control and push a self-insert story about nerdy guys prevailing over chads.
>>1001680
>>1001681
>>1001706
>>1001709
>Conan the Adventurer Calarts
For the love of God, niggers. Don't give them any ideas.
No.1002058
>>1002057
It's too late anon, these ideas are out in the open now, if they want to take advantage of it they will,
and we'll have to live with the possibility that Conan might get pozzed one day.
Also, I don't see why Linkara would object to a self insert story about nerds prevailing over chads.
No.1002062
>>1002044
Considering how much he hates the sight of a female body, hanging out with a fat black feminist and a tranny? Well…….
No.1002063
>>1002035
Everyone can have a bad book published, it could be your tuuuuurn~
No.1002064
>>1001815
I'm offended by rape jokes told by a implied to be professional online persona asshole whose audience are soon-to-be-retarded kids.
I'm offended that I don't get fucking paid for my rape jokes, nor have an audience and if I had, I'd probably know that rape jokes are fucking stupid and not make any.
And then keep drawing loli porn in my free time.
No.1002065
>>1002064
Some people have all the luck anon.
No.1002073
>>1002065
The shittier you are, the more success you have, at least in America.
Time to move.
No.1002096
>>1002062
>Considering how much he hates the sight of a female body
That nigga triple gay.
No.1002097
>>1002096
Why do you think he dated a tranny?
No.1002098
>>1002097
He married one for all we know. You look at that thing he married and tell me that's a woman
No.1002110
>>1002096
Man I would love a Dejah Thoris comic by Frank Cho right now.
>>1002058
>I don't see why Linkara would object to a self insert story about nerds prevailing over chads.
I don't think Linkara has a problem with them, he projects a lot more insecurities over sexy female characters than males tho. And even if he had, nobody can top MovieBlob's hatred for chads. His Terminator pitch was a bunch of geniuses fighting against a human chad villain with a grudge for not being as smart as them or some crap like that. It was a pure masturbatory geopolitical/revenge fantasy. He is the kind of guy that got bullied hard on school and never got over it.
No.1002136
>>1001995
The only conservative thing I've ever heard him talk about is economics. Otherwise he does appear left wing at a glance. It's weird since he's one of the few conservative feminists I've ever seen.
>>1002110
It's weird Bob obsesses over intelligence since he doesn't appear to be very smart at all.
No.1002144
>>1002110
>He is the kind of guy that got bullied hard on school and never got over it
I doubt Bob was ever bullied, he's just an anti-social retard
>>1002136
>It's weird Bob obsesses over intelligence since he doesn't appear to be very smart at all.
He's such a narcissist that he genuinely believes he's intelligent
No.1002161
>>1002136
>The only conservative thing I've ever heard him talk about is economics. Otherwise he does appear left wing at a glance. It's weird since he's one of the few conservative feminists I've ever seen.
Well he mentions being a Christian so there is that.
>It's weird Bob obsesses over intelligence since he doesn't appear to be very smart at all.
He just reviews shit, he only has a college degree in "Multimedia Art" or some crap like that at least I have a History degree so that entitles him to think he is a big shot on par with AVGN or Doug Walker.
>>1002144
Could be. Its likely plausible he got alone on school and still developed hatred of chads because they got all the pretty girls.
No.1002166
>>1002161
>Multimedia Art
Ah, so he has a degree in "neither". He isn't an artist, as digital guys never spend time in studio courses, nor is he a film-maker. So he's neither, and gets the kind of degree for people who are non-committal.
No.1002175
>>1001515
My favorite cartoons are CalArts already. So I guess they just shove in some NIGGERS and gays, probably BIG BLACK x boy shit.
No.1002176
>>1002161
I don’t remember where I read this but a poster claiming to have talked to someone who went go high school with bob. They basically said he was the person no wanted to be around because of the assholish holier than thou art atitiude and he wasn’t really bullied at all in fact he was more of the bully
No.1002186
>>1002175
And which cartoons are those?
>>1002161
Linkara doesn't seem to be very Christian if you ask me.
No.1002197
>>1001515
>Ed, Edd n Eddy
pic related is real now I guess
No.1002199
>>1002197
It would be even worse than what that image suggests anon.
No.1002202
>>1002199
>Kankers removed for the same reason ms Bellum was removed from the ppg reboot
>Dobson will do anything in his power to force a lesbian couple on the show
>Nazz and Sarah are now dykes since they are the only remaining female characters left
No.1002203
>>1002202
also Plank is non-binary now
No.1002205
>>1002044
Aren't you mistaking Linkara with pic related?
No.1002207
>>1002197
The only thing I can agree with there is the
>No wobbly outlines.
Even as a kid I thought they looked fucking disgusting and unappealing.
Then again I was just barely starting to pay attention to animation quality and I had noticed hard work and effort plus budget translated into consistent on-model characters, so wobbly outlines almost translated to utter laziness and shit to my young mind.
>>1002206
I can't tell if this is real and I'm afraid to look.
No.1002211
>>1002207
Of course its not real anon, but it definitely looks as shitty as an actual Cal Arts reboot.
No.1002212
>>1002207
>>1002197
>so wobbly outlines almost translated to utter laziness and shit to my young mind.
I think that's one of the basis for current animation trends in calarts.
It doesn't matter if it's unimaginative, boring, sterile and lazy easy. In their mind, no one can call it bad animation because is consistent and on model, regardless of how low they've set the bar in order to "achieve" that.
>>1002206
No.1002215
>>1002212
>>1002207
Too bad shit like Steven Universe and OK KO is so inconsistently animated that the characters are almost never on model even though their designs are even more simplistic than EEnE's
No.1002217
>>1002215
How the hell did this get approved?
No.1002227
>>1002223
>Going off model is actually a good thing, because of muh individualism
Dobson should have just sticked to making inflation porn.
No.1002228
>>1002223
>Each studio had their own uniquely personalized way of drawing.
Is a fun way of saying they were to lazy/untalented to follow the model sheet or they asked far too much money than what WB kikes were willing to pay.
No.1002270
>>1002227
Hilariously, if he stuck to making smut and porn, he probably would have become a better artist and would be making a lot more money on patreon. I've watched dozens of different smut artists go from "CattyN" tier fetish doodles to 4-figure patreon stars who always have a full commission list and who do streams constantly, meaning they are advertising themselves and their patreon while making money with the drawings they are selling and practicing their skills further under the scrutiny of an audience, meaning they are being paid to become better artists.
Meanwhile… Dobson can't even afford the hosting fees for his shitty webcomics that no one likes anyways.
No.1002272
>>1002270
How ironic, he could possibly be raking in cash in the boatloads right now and actually know how to draw well, instead he's struggling to pay the fees for the website that hosts his webcomics.
No.1002275
>>1002223
I don't trust dobson's drawing skills or in general to give me an accurate depiction of how things really were, but even then the ones he has traced drawn there are not that god damned different compared to the ones on the bottom.
No.1002285
>>1002223
So what's his fucking excuse for them not being able to stay consistent within the same episode? I know they aren't switching animators in between scenes, motherfucker.
No.1002286
>>1002285
Muh individualism and muh range
No.1002292
>>1002291
What the fuck happened?
No.1002293
>>1002292
That's cum on his glasses.
No.1002295
>>1002203
Plank is a tranny
>>1002215
Jesus fucking christ, if you point out that kind of bullshit, they will cry: ABLEISM.
>>1002292
He tried to teach 'em a lesson with a cum shot on his face.
No.1002297
>>1002295
I don't think he taught anyone a lesson, other than the lesson that Jim is a fucking retard.
No.1002301
>>1002293
>>1002295
I saw that, but what drives a "man" to post a photo of "him"self with cum on "his" face?
No.1002311
>>1002304
That's not gonna give internet cred, just internet embarassment.
No.1002312
>>1002304
An adult person masturbated to them take a picture of his cum covered face on a twitter dare.
Fucking hell, I can only hope for the end.
No.1002315
>>1002313
How can a man let themselves become so pathetic?
No.1002316
>>1002313
My question is also who would agree to fuck those things other than absolute waste of men, and maybe niggers?
No.1002317
>>1002315
People are born pathetic, their environment just allows them to never grow out of it.
Like if people are born gay or choose to be gay. The truth is neither, they learn to be gay but some are born more prone to become so, their environment just makes it easier or harder.
Same thing with cucks, soyboys, degenerate anons and such, the only reason I can say being gay or anything else is a choice is because in this modern world people can choose in which environment they surround themselves.
No.1002440
>>1002321
We still haven't found the answer whether it's "muh genes" or "muh environment" or some combination of both.
No.1002443
>>1002312
THIS IS A FUCKING ADULT.
HE IS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.
THE CRINGE IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
No.1002488
>>1002186
>Linkara doesn't seem to be very Christian if you ask me.
He said it in one of his reviews when reviewing a Liefeld comic where Jesus fights the Greek pantheon. But then again, that is one thing he says and it's unlikely he practices it.
>>1002443
>>1002315
>>1002313
>>1002312
>>1002304
>>1002301
>>1002297
>>1002295
>>1002293
>>1002292
>>1002291
Reminder Jim Sterling is still taken seriously as an internet personality like TotalBiscuit enough to make a killing on Patreon instead of being considered a cringy ass lolcow.
No.1002496
>>1002490
Enjoy your third world hellhole? That doesn't seem very progressive of him, and yet some people wonder why SJWs didn't like him.
>>1002488
Does anyone actually practice the religion these days? It seems like most people are Christians in name only.
No.1002524
>>1002496
>Enjoy your third world hellhole? That doesn't seem very progressive of him, and yet some people wonder why SJWs didn't like him.
I am even more surprised this tweet is actually real and he didn't delete it.
https://twitter.com/totalbiscuit/status/5480297275
>Does anyone actually practice the religion these days? It seems like most people are Christians in name only.
I dunno sounds like most of Eastern Europe is highly devout nowadays after decades of being under Soviet Union. The west just lost its core.
No.1002526
>>1002496
>>1002490
Bain was hated by SJWs for siding with GG in 2014 and dropping some truth bombs regarding Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian and Brianna Wu. He became hated by anti-SJWs because of his Trump comments, his "traps are gay" sperging. The ones celebrating his death the most were SJWs though. While I personally hate how much of an idiot he turned out towards the end of his life, I will feel bad about the way he will be remembered: an Neo-Nazi commie gamergating progressive cuck.
No.1002529
>>1002526
He chose the way he wanted to be remembered anon, he brought this onto himself.
No.1002730
>>1002313
>>1002316
I doubt Jim can get any other girl. Poor guy has to get what he's got. Even then she still hates him and treats him like shit. The guy should just be single and not have to deal with that burden
No.1002732
>>1002730
Poor guy? I'd say she's a perfect fit for the obnoxious shit.
No.1002789
>>1001515
>>1002504
I'm fucking disgusted with the fact that fat slobs like Jim and Linkara believe that people won't notice they are greasy sacks of fat just because they dress "fancy"
No.1002798
It'd never get finished with these fags in charge (see: every channel awesome kickstarter)
>>1002073
Where? It's all the same no matter where you go.
>>1002223
All of the changes in the second pic can be attributed to perspective and differences in the pose.
No.1002806
>>1002798
No but it would still get thoroughly raped.
No.1002814
>>1002197
I came here to post EEnE
That pic would likely be an improvement over what would likely happen.
>Dobson charater designs since Linkara and Bob can't animate for shit
>Double D becomes a So Nerdy XD Lisa Simpson/Brian Griffin
>Ed is kind of kept in tack but more or less flanderized
>References to obscure cartoons, Power Rangers, and Bing Bang WAHOO out the wazoo
>Sound effects will still be present but would come off more in a Johnny Test fashion
>Little to no slap stick, replaced with parody humor
>Series now has an over-arching side plots and ""deep"" emotional moments
>Open political pandering with no subtlety
Such as
>Jimmy is now openly gay, which is now is only character trait
>Rolf is now Islamic
>Sarah and Naz occasionally go on feminist rants
>Eddy and Kevin are more or less used for "Bigot learns a lesson" episodes
>Johnny's occasional hippie shit is now is only character trait
>Not subtle current events related episodes
>New Character such as Black Guy™
>Kankers are super duper evil republican racist trailer trash used as the ultimate unforgivable villains
Either that or Eddy's brother.
No.1002818
>>1002814
>Rolf is now Islamic
No.1002824
>>1001515
>Archer
How much worse could it get?
No.1002829
>>1002819
<female characters can't be used for strawmanning
It has been done before. Granted a lot different than how it is for men though.
>>1002821
>"Aren't sexistt pigs" in the middle of a sexist rant
Besides didn't both Dobson and Blob shit on a few women for siding with Grandpa Gonorrhea?
No.1002831
>>1002821
>women are superior!
>how.
>we're smart and reliable and also another word for reliable
>we're sexy! (awfully homophobic of you, Dobson)
>hygiene
>hygiene
>we're not sexist (she says, making a sexist assertion against men)
>mature
>lack of self-awareness
>hygiene
So, what I gather here is that Dobson thinks women are great because of their bodies and nothing else.
No.1002832
>>1002440
>We still haven't found the answer whether it's "muh genes" or "muh environment" or some combination of both.
Whatever it is, there weren't as many gay people around once.
xenoestrogens in plastics and shit can't be helping
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5351661/Chemicals-plastic-90-teenage-bodies.html
No.1002833
>>1002831
Not to mention "Modest!" right at the end, despite the whole strip consisting of them boasting their supposed merits. I suspect Dobby missed the irony in that.
No.1002834
>>1002197
Funny thing is that panpizza now defends that kind of artstyle because he can't draw for shit.
No.1002859
>>1002853
Wait.
That's a head? I thought it was some kind of vehicle or something.
No.1002866
>>1002821
>aren't sexist pigs
>IMMEDIATELY after the resident man-hating lesbian creeps on the captain
That's our Dobson!
No.1002867
>>1002866
Hypocrisy, thy name is Dobson.
No.1002869
>>1002868
Hypocritical? Yes. Realistic? Also yes.
No.1002934
No.1002936
>>1002313
Anyone can be a potential murderer, scam artist, thief, rapist, etc. We're not big hungry rape monsters that are preparing to pounce at any moment.
Anyone can be a potential anything, just like you're a potential fucking retard.
No.1002946
>>1002936
>just like you're a potential fucking retard
>potential
I think he's well lived up to his potential
No.1002967
>>1002831
>So, what I gather here is that Dobson thinks women are great because of their bodies and nothing else.
He wouldn't be so thirsty if he thought otherwise
No.1003017
>>1002814
EEnE has always been and continues to be my favorite cartoon. I liked how it generally told its story through show don't tell.
No.1003019
>>1003017
Ed Edd n Eddy has a story?
No.1003160
>>1002859
I thought it was abstract art.
No.1003168
>>1002821
They're right about attractiveness (male beauty is mostly a combination of testosterone and money), but everything else? Nope, nope, especially not hygiene and reliability.
No.1003252
>>1002831
>>1002967
I feel like Dobson will turns trans someday. His obsession with Lesbians just feels like he wants to be one
No.1003253
>>1003252
He's gonna get the CWC treatment
No.1003255
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1003253
>spray bottle pointed at him
Pure pottery
No.1003257
>>1003252
He's too poor and self-loathing to become a tranny. He's been suck feminine penis and worshipping SJWs as much as possible and he has nothing to show for it. I don't even think he has fans that support him like certain faggots e-celebs get when they build up a cult of personality. He's just an unlikable lulcow pitifully screaming on twitter for attention, bemoaning his white maleness in hopes that someone will pat him on the head and tell him he's "one of the good ones" and that he be part of the social media hipster clique now.
No.1003260
>>1003257
I heard that his parents are rich tho, which explains why he didn't became a hobo after all his failures
No.1003266
>>1003255
And both were filled with urine. amazing
No.1003270
>>1003260
You'd think he might have taken some art classes with that kind of money.
No.1003272
>>1003270
The saddest thing about him is that he actually did
No.1003273
>>1003272
And yet he's only mediocre.
No.1003276
>>1003270
His work was only minorly better in college, from what I remember. He was trying his hardest to channel an 80s anime/Rumiko Takahashi vibe, but gave up when his otaku phase ended and he realized that he'd never move to Japan and be a famous anime artist. Now he hates anime and talks shit about it constantly, even though he insists he hasn't watched anything in decades, while heaping praise on Steven Universe and Stars vs.
No.1003279
>>1003276
His style really looks like a bad mix between Rumiko Takahashi's and Jim Davis's style
No.1003287
>>1003273
They don't teach draughtsmanship at art school, and haven't since the 50's.
No.1003294
>>1003286
A flimsy excuse. Even the quiet nerdy kids can find friends and form social groups around shared interests. Dobson is doing what he always does: projecting his own self-loathing onto others, assuming everyone else is an even worse, more hateful, violent, dumb asshole than he is. He's literally existing inside a mentality that is based on the idea that he is existing in a state of normalcy and that everyone else around him must be 10 times worse than he is. He was likely a shitty kid, the same way that he's a shitty adult. This "I hate my own gender" shit isn't trannyism in the works. It's more likely to be suicidal thoughts brewing.
No.1003348
>>1002197
nope its fake but still funny as hell.
No.1003349
>>1003286
Dobson should become a tranny so we can make him more likely to commit suicide.
No.1003350
>>1002831
That's true though. Mad are smelly and smell like rotten fish.
No.1003351
>>1001515
Add Moviebob to the team and maybe Daddy Darek to make it better.
No.1003496
>>1003255
The last shower Dobson has ever had
No.1003639
>>1003611
Can he save a little of that spray for himself? You know, so he can free himself from his bondage to internet memes?
I'm just saying that it doesn't need to be just a murder when it can be a murder-suicide.
No.1003738
>>1003253
smoothgroin boy uwu
No.1003773
>>1003351
Ok, but who's Daddy Darek?
No.1003932
>>1001515
I can see dobson and linkara getting the job, but both being shitcanned shortly afterwards, linkara for being a creep and pissing off his bosses he would be a writer in this scenario so completely replaceable and dobson for sexual harrassment charges and not getting his work done in a timely fashion/any kind of quality. Why would blob ever get hired in the first place is the question I have though, hed fail the interview.
No.1003933
>>1003932
Maybe he'd serve as a fall guy to blame for anything that goes wrong with the reboot?
No.1003934
>>1003933
Maybe, but the other 2 getting shitcanned could serve as fall guys all the same. Oh and their boss is hisirch, the undeserved ego cuck himself.
No.1003938
>>1001519
I'd actually be more interested in seeing how they remake an already bad show
What would these faggots do to RWBY or Legend of korra for example?
No.1003941
>>1003934
He'd probably force in a Trump reference or two.
>>1003938
Anon, this hypothetical scenario is supposed to about your favorite cartoon, not about cartoons that you think are shit. Although I really don't want to imagine just how much more shit Korra or RWBY would be in the hands of these nitwits.
No.1003949
>>1003946
Never, unless the day of the rope actually comes to pass.
No.1003960
>>1003946
Funny, that's just what I was saying about you, ratzi.
No.1004294
>>1003938
could you imagine if they rebooted Dragonball? The entire show would just focus on ChiChi and how she has to nag Goku out of fights
No.1004329
>>1004294
No one would want to watch that, not even these fat fucks, they would change the show though, too much toxic masculinity for them to handle.
No.1004656
>CalArts Megas XLR
…god bless the IRS that this horror can never exist!
No.1004666
>>1004656
If only the other cartoons had that kind of luck.
No.1005272
>>1004294
It would be focused on Caulifla, Kale and Cabba instead, where Caulifla and Kale are a yuri couple explicitily this time and Cabba is the butt of the jokes and is a bigger jobber than Yamcha
No.1005274
>>1005272
He said Dragonball, not Dragonball Super.
No.1005504
>>1005272
I fucking hate these three characters.They should honestly brought back Raditz and Nappa
No.1005505
It was Gumball, and it's basically already happening.
No.1005511
>>1005505
It doesn't seem that pozzed.
No.1005760
>>1005504
It would be fun if they revealed that Nappa is alive somewhere because of the wish of reviving everyone that got killed by Freeza and his soldiers
Too bad DB never pay attention to details like this I still have no clue if 17's wish to revive all erased universes also counts the 6 universes that got erased prior to the ToP
No.1005783
>>1005760
That's too much detail for Dragonball writers to care about.
No.1005785
>>1005760
>It would be fun if they revealed that Nappa is alive somewhere because of the wish of reviving everyone that got killed by Freeza and his soldiers
That wish was to revive everyone killed on Planet Namek you retard. That's why huge scores of the Universe's population didn't also come back
No.1005786
>>1005785
Does that mean that Freeza's soldiers were also revived?
No.1005794
>>1005786
>>1005786
Yeah but they died again when Namek exploded
No.1005832
>>1005786
No, because they're Freeza's men
Did you pay attention at all to what you were watching?
No.1005855
>>1005832
Anon it's been several years since i've seen the Namek episodes.
No.1005868
>>1005855
Yeah, and? How does this prevent you from looking stuff up before asking stupid question?
No.1005869
>>1005868
It doesn't, I just said that because the other anon said that the wish was to revive everyone who died on Namek.
No.1006186
>>1002821
Reverse the genders and the person behind it would've been driven out of the industry so fast. Oh well, right? Just the price of living in the West we "always wanted," amirite?
No.1006221
>>1002821
It'd be pretty good satire if he wasnt trying to be serious
No.1006346
>>1001515
>MovieBob: the heroes must be rarefied intellectuals who meet online and fight against the DUNGHEAP of MASS CULTURE
>Dobson: the heroes must be PERFECT PURE LESBIANS, who know the purety of GIRLS' LOVE
>Linkara: …….I like Power Rangers? [I don't know this guy so good]
No.1006351
>>1006346
He's a comic book autist.
No.1006422
>>1006346
Linkara would make them into trannies.
No.1006459
>>1006351
Most ecelebs are.
No.1006467
No.1006486
>>1006459
Which reminds me of that time the Nostalgia Critic said Spiderman isn't interesting as Batman just because his stories aren't gritty and dark and Captain America is a lame superhero just because he is not an A-list character that was before he got his own MCU movie
No.1009322
>>1006346
This is all you need to know about Linkara.
No.1009353
>>1009322
And he's pro feminist.
No.1009380
>>1002526
>>1002550
I find the most hilarious thing is that it took a bunch of chemicals coursing through his veins and ravaging his body, to make him finally think the SJW ideas were good.
It's like if someone suffered a Joker origin from Batman and he came out of the vat saying "You know gender is a social construct"
No.1009453
>>1009450
What's your favorite cartoon?
No.1009601
>>1002215
It's annoying watching this and that the writing team didn't come up with some sort of plot excuse like gem power fluctuates and can cause physical changes in height very quickly to help explain away the size inconsistency.
>>1002223
>>1002285
The thing he's not mentioning is that different animation studios would do different episodes (resulting in episodes with better animation or shading such as Spiral Zone episodes done by Akom vs Hanna Barbara) or with Animanics possibly having the different segments by different studios with different quality.
While SU is using different animator teams per scene resulting in the fast changing individual inconsistency.
No.1009611
>>1009601
That would explain the size inconsistency of the gems, but not the humans.
No.1009614
>>1009322
Did I just imagine it, or wasn there some infographic floating around from /tv/ from an anon who said he'd gotten roped into a film shoot for Linkara?
No.1009632
>>1002853
Media "analysis" is the last refuge of the talentless.
No.1009635
>>1003774
I knew a guy who looked just like that. Knew a lot about comics, too.
No.1010255
>>1009614
I remember seeing a screencap about some anon regarding a movie with Linkara/TGWTG but I don't think I saved it. Have these at least. (It was about their odd budget and weird filming decisions right? I think that's what I remember reading.)
No.1010256
>>1009614
>>1010255
Oh nevermind I found it via Startpage.
No.1010257
>>1010256
>forgot image
>8chan is broken again and won't let me delete my post to try again and hide my shame of being retarded
Fucking codemonkey.
No.1010259
>>1010255
I don't even believe half of that shit anymore and over time, I've come to the conclusion that reposting it without anything being proven is kinda embarassing.
I believe whatever shit is said about Linkara because it's a friggin creep, or Spoony's crazy antics, but some stuff about the other guys sounds too unbelievable.
No.1010260
>>1010257
This however is most likely fact according to the massive complaints document confirming some of these.
No.1010261
I think it was asked before ages ago but who's Matthew Bucks? Some of the low tier shitreviewers noone watches?
No.1010264
>>1010259
Linkara stuff is verified as Phelan writing. Girl he liked was Lupa. Stayed with Brad during filming. All checks out.
No.1010265
>>1010264
Also never attacks Linkara personally just vents frustrations,
Would have been posted around the time of To Boldly Flee which was at a time when Phelan was pissed off at everyone due to the pressures put on him during the project
No.1010281
>>1010255
Close, yeah there was budget fuckery mentioned and them having shitty sound equipment. Ah well, these are still worth a kek. Cheers for trying, anon.
No.1010306
No.1010324
>>1010261
He's an English dude who went by the name of Film Brain.
I've only seen one of his reviews, which was for Project X, whereupon he basically called the film out on its utter degeneracy.
No.1010342
>>1010324
Oh that guy. Seriously his accent annoys me so fucking much. Usually I think English accent is cool, but he talks like a retard. I could punch him whenever he stretches a word which is ALL THE TIME. I dunno if that's intentional, but if it is that might be even worse!
And at the same time he looks like a friggin horse.
No.1010690
>>1001515
Well, considering cartoons are "better than they've ever been", I guess it becomes better than the original by definition.
No.1010867
>>1010306
Wasn't Kickassia, he said he got roped into working on Linkaras movie IIRC.
No.1010882
>>1010867
Sorry, don't have that one. You could see if someone on /tv/ has it. If you're desperate there's always 4/tv/.
No.1011382
>>1010882
Anon, you should never consider going back to 4chan, not even as a joke.
No.1011384
>>1001848
Who is Ken Chapman and why is he related to Phil?
No.1011387
>>1011384
I never heard of any Ken Chapman up until now.
No.1011393
>>1002205
I wonder how did he shove the banana up his ass. Was it frozen or not ripe yet?
>>1009614
I remember that too. Hell I remember an anon talking about working on the Linkara movie. He said the set was cheap and that Linkara's girlfriend made nasty soulfood.
>>1010342
Agreed. The tonly time I could somewhat enjoy him is when he was just being himself, not screeching but just reviewing recent films.
No.1011395
>>1011393
? Did he shove it up after it was peeled? Usually it's not a problem. Not that I'd know anything about that.
No.1011447
>>1011395
I think the banana skin was still on from what I remember. It's been a while since I've seen that video though.
No.1012833
>>1002205
Nah, they're both werdios that like shoving stuff up their asses
No.1012852