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 No.8116

In a small amount of time many of you will be enjoying the holiday of Thanksgiving

I will be alone but as a 35yo kissless virgin Im used to this lifestyle and know the words "happiness and fun" arent common in my life as I wish they were. But this isnt a thread for that sort of down talk so I will move on

8chan has been a great stress reliever and picker-upper of spirits for me for a long time due to the way these boards are set up and anons can interact with each other. I can feel like a community or that someone actually notices me even if, behind the monitor, Im just a fat and naked virgin in a dark room at 2am.

I often work holidays due to my inability to make friends and never having a single thing to do but this year decided to opt out and take a day vacation. I will be on 8chan the majority of the day and wanted to make a request a day early so lurkers can see it

>Would everyone please kindly take pictures of their food and/or in addition talk about their day and any antics going on Thanksgiving?

It doesnt need to be but a brief few sentences and many wont understand why I am asking this but to me reading the comments and great lives of others fills me with joy. It keeps me going and gives me false hope that maybe I could have a life with friends and a great family to share experiences with. I will be eating some random fast food then go to sleep. A day just like any other for me really.

But for you - YOU - I know it may be a significant day filled with joyous laughter and many jokes around a fully seated table looking at smiling faces. For those who may never be apart of that I ask if you could share your pics of food and stories of merryment so we can briefly feel….. something… anything! as we read them

Thank you and have a Happy Thanksgiving

^_^;

 No.8131

>>8116

>I will be alone but as a 35yo kissless virgin

>^_^;

Faggotposter, is that you?

I'll let you suck my dick, no homo.


 No.8134

>>8131

No… that is not me. I am only 19. Plus that emoticon is not on my list.

Speaking of which, can I start using my emoticons again? It's so boring without them…


 No.8135

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>>8134

Oh and since I'm here, here's my take on some Irish-style mashed potatoes, aka Champ.

That pool of butter gets me every time……….. [insert emoticon]


 No.8136

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Really sorry to hear Anon. Maybe start your own tradition where you do celebratory things for yourself. Maybe start with something small and bake yourself a simple desert. Treat yourself! Take some time to focus on the things you do like about yourself, and maybe start brainstorming how to fix the things you don't.

Posting random food pics for now, but I'll try to bring back some good shots and hopefully better stories. Happy Thanksgiving Anon!


 No.8137

>>8134

No, you may not.

By the way, how hairless is your asshole?


 No.8139

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>>8137

Umm… my body is hairless, why?

Posting pics to keep the spirit of the thread going. Pic related is sweet potato fries topped with beef cooked with tomato paste, onions, garlic, paprika, marjoram, and a splash of white wine.


 No.8142

>>8139

>Umm… my body is hairless

That must require a fair bit of maintenance. How do you find the time for all that shaving?


 No.8150

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>>8142

These questions aren't about food. Unless you plan on tasting me I refuse to answer any more questions.

Pic related is my chocolate pomegranate tart; a sweet shortcrust pastry shell filled with a rummy chocolate ganache filling. Originally I wanted to make a pomegranate glaze for the top by reducing fresh pomie-juice with sugar into a syrup, but that was before I realised the seeds of 1 pomegranate yielded less than 1/4 cup of juice… so I went with just using the seeds as a garnish. It wasn't as good, but everybody else seemed to like it.


 No.8153

>>8139

Would like a recipe (even if just a vague one) for this, if you don't mind!


 No.8154

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I'm having Thanksgiving at my Mom's house with her boyfriend. It's just the three of us but I like it this way better. I love these people.

They stocked the fridge with beer. Cheap stuff but nice all the same. We're having a turkey with sausage stuffing. Hor devours are vegetables with ranch dip, sweet pickles, black olives, and deviled eggs.

Sides are my Great Grandma's green beans, brussel sprouts boiled with water and a quarter stick of butter, and fruit salad.

Included is a picture of the dog and cat. The dog got tired of smelling everything and decided to lay as close as possible to the cat without being attacked by him. It's a love hate relationship.

The table that is shown was hand built by my Mom's boyfriend specifically for the occasion. It's made of white oak and he has yet put a finish on it so on the table cloth goes.

Currently I'm waiting on the turkey to get done resting and then we'll chow down.


 No.8155

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>>8154

Somehow 8chan ate my pics. Let me see if I can multiple post pictures or 8chan is fucking up.


 No.8156

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>>8155

Yeah is fucking up so I'll just post these one at a time.


 No.8157

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>>8156

Forgot the sweet potatoes. They're finishing with a marshmallow topping in the oven right now.


 No.8158

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>>8157

And finally the table. I'm going to eat well and get drunk. Happy Thanksgiving.


 No.8159

>>8153

Dish is actually still a WIP… I'd be giving you a draft, but okay. Just don't blame me if it could've been tastier! Which it totally could be!

Ingredients per serving

For the sweet potatoes:

350g sweet potatoes

1 tbsp olive oil

1 tsp paprika

1 tsp ground cumin

1/2 tsp cayenne pepper

1/4 tsp salt

black pepper to taste (if you like black pepper)

For the beef:

200g beef (I'm using eye round steak, cut into strips)

1 tsp tomato paste

a splash of white wine

1/2 small brown onion

2-3 cloves of garlic

1 tsp sweet Hungarian paprika (as opposed to smoked Spanish paprika)

1/2 tsp marjoram

salt/pepper to taste

1/2 tbsp coconut oil, or peanut oil, or lard (I like to use coconut oil for this since it compliments the natural sweetness of the potatoes)

1 tbsp chopped scallion greens or freshly chopped Italian parsley for garnish

Steps

1. Wash and chop up sweet potatoes into fries. Peel them if you'd like, but I recommend leaving the skin on.

2. Add slices to bowl and mix with spices + olive oil until evenly coated.

3. Preheat oven to 425F, or 450F if you want your fries crispy. (My oven doesn't get this hot so I've never actually tried, but that's what I heard.)

4. Add slices to an oiled baking sheet and cook for 10-15 minutes, or until they're as cooked as you want them. Flip them halfway through the cooking process.

(If you bake them while they're on a wire rack, just bake for 20-30 minutes or so and no need to flip. It's much better this way imo, so use a wire rack if you have one.)

5. Heat up your oil of choice in a skillet on medium heat. Toss in the sliced onions and minced garlic, and cook until semi-translucent. In the picture I diced my onions, but I probably should've julienned.

6. Take the pan off the heat, throw in your paprika, give it a good stir until there are no dry lumps of paprika, then put the pan back onto the heat.

7. Turn the heat up to medium-high, and throw in your sliced beef, which you should've season generously with salt and pepper beforehand. Season with marjoram as it cooks, and cook until it has browned on the outside.

8. Add a splash of white wine, stir in your tomato paste, mix it up with the beef and onions and keep cooking on medium-high until the liquid reduces to your desired consistency. Adjust seasoning.

Don't reduce too much because you want a bit of sauce on your potatoes (at least I do), and not too little because you don't want your potatoes to get all soggy, so right in the middle is fine.

9. Remove sweet potatoes from the oven if you haven't already. Place on a plate, add the sliced beef on top, let the sauce run down the potatoes. Alternatively, add the baked sweet potato fries to the skillet with the beef and coat them with the sauce before serving, although this would probably only work if you managed to get your sweet potato fries crispy, otherwise it'll just turn into a soft soggy mess… ugh.

10. Garnish with Italian parsley or scallions (I didn't have parsley at that time so I used scallions, but use parsley instead if you have it) 11. Enjoy~~~


 No.8161

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I'm just chilling with my mom while it storms outside. She's making cheesy grits and I made some chutney. We're gonna butter up some rolls and stick the ham in later.

Happy Thanksgiving, fags.


 No.8164

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Here's a pumpkin pie I made. Learned I can't even make a crust from a box but the filling was perfect. Or so I heard. I don't even like pumpkin pie. Pretty quiet day overall though. Just finishing up a bottle of wine my sister brought and eating leftovers now.


 No.8165

For many different reasons, this is one of the saddest threads that I've ever seen.


 No.8166

>>8165

welcome to the saddest board on 8chan. /r9k/ has nothing on us alcoholic fatties


 No.8176

>>8154

>roasting your pets

Jesus, /ck/ - this is a new low for you instant-ramen-guzzling fucks.


 No.8177

>>8166

Fair enough. Just to be clear, OP, if you see this - I wasn't even ripping on you, man; that's just some genuinely sad shit. I hope you make a friend to spend times like these one of these days.


 No.8179

>>8159

I really appreciate it! I'll be subbing the beef with an alternative protein since I'm a pescetarian though.


 No.8182

>>8179

Unless you're subbing with veal or pork, it's best if you just cook a different dish entirely. I mean the fries go well with basically everything, but the spices I used + tomato paste + onions and other shit were meant for beef, veal, or pork, and /maybe/ chicken. If you're doing this with fish, just try a hoisin sauce instead. Tofu would probably turn to mush in the pan so just a simple seasoning would be fine. If you're doing this with some weird processed fake meat, do me a favour and keep that shit off of my damn fries.


 No.8183

>>8182

I made a modification of it tonight using extra firm tofu. Instead of a tomato paste, I used diced tomatoes, added some kale, and heated until it was reduced to moist solids. The only things I wished could've been done differently were to paper towel drain the tofu for an extended period of time and to use less paprika (I grew impatient and heavy-handed while reducing). I will be trying this again!


 No.8188

>>8154

>pictured are my dog and cat


 No.8189

>>8155

>Somehow 8chan ate my pics

8mb total filesize limit, dipshit. That means your fuckhuge 3mb images can only get posted one at a time. Either that or the BO is retard.




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