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beware the spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)

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0b7a8d (33)  No.945542[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Charges for migrants to use the NHS are being DOUBLED to £400 to raise an extra £220m for the health service

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6265199/Charges-migrants-use-NHS-DOUBLED-400.html

'I get blamed for everything!' Tony Blair in remarkable FEEBLE defence as he slams Brexit

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1030005/Brexit-news-UK-EU-Tony-Blair-European-Union-immigration-Labour-Party

Tony Blair advises Labour Party to vote down May's possible Brexit deal

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-blair/tony-blair-advises-labour-party-to-vote-down-mays-possible-brexit-deal-idUKKCN1ML0XE

Cambridge University students vote against Remembrance Sunday motion over fears it 'glorifies' war

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2018/10/10/fears-glorification-war-sees-cambridge-university-students-reject/

Naked jam-smeared women in Manchester was 'art stunt'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45805812

Soldier in Tommy Robinson video to be discharged from army

https://news.sky.com/story/soldier-in-tommy-robinson-video-to-be-discharged-from-army-11522986

Jeremy Corbyn calls for children to be taught about "legacy of British empire"

https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-calls-for-children-to-be-taught-about-legacy-of-british-empire-11523247

Secondary School head apologises after 'racist and sexist' Two Ronnies sketch is played at parents' evening to demonstrate importance of good communication

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6265295/Head-teacher-apologises-racist-sexist-Two-Ronnies-sketch-played-parents-evening.html

Tea and buns with Laurel and Hardy: Derek Malcolm on the day he met his comedy heroes

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/oct/11/tea-and-buns-with-laurel-and-hardy-the-day-i-met-my-comedy-heroes

Government may force firms to reveal ethnicity pay gap to boost minority workers

http://www.itv.com/news/2018-10-11/government-may-force-firms-to-reveal-ethnicity-pay-gap-to-boost-minority-workers/

Jair Bolsonaro is poised to win Brazil’s presidency

https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2018/10/13/jair-bolsonaro-is-poised-to-win-brazils-presidency

South Africa’s Zulu nation joins white farmers in fight against government land seizures

https://www.rt.com/business/440807-zulu-king-south-africa-land/

Pro-migration activist raped by Moroccan migrant in France

https://voiceofeurope.com/2018/10/pro-migration-activist-raped-by-moroccan-migrant-in-france/

Kanye West tells Trump of trapdoor sending people 'next to the Unabomber'

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/kanye-west-tells-trump-of-trap-door-sending-people-next-to-the-unabomber

Japan now has the most powerful passport in the world

https://thepointsguy.com/news/japan-most-powerful-passport/

Amazon Echo and Google Home A.I. assistant devices are scaring their owners with unprompted statements

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/10/amazon-echo-and-google-home-smart-assistants-scare-owners-with-unprompted-statements/

36f74c (9)  No.945560

There needs to be a soldiers strike or this country is fucked.


6a3c69 (1)  No.945561

I bucked yer ma


e27d4a (10)  No.945564>>945576

File (hide): b0a2fd13a6eb596⋯.png (704.05 KB, 559x511, 559:511, virginia-hale-1.png) (h) (u)

for her


4d2469 (4)  No.945565>>945621

File (hide): d69189c3e723372⋯.jpg (55.13 KB, 616x960, 77:120, image.jpg) (h) (u)

For her


307228 (8)  No.945566

Lood Gad


30f2ab (53)  No.945567>>945572 >>945578 >>945591

File (hide): 9ba41426e48dd90⋯.png (24.83 KB, 621x183, 207:61, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>945556

>he doesn't know bumbumking


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945568>>945577

>>945558

Why do lads with small penises have to consistently blame their race for it? I know that misery loves company, but they must know it's them who has a small dick and not white people in general. Fucking hell.


307228 (8)  No.945571>>945575

Dice test


ad31ca (11)  No.945572

>>945567

Urrgh.


918315 (36)  No.945573

File (hide): 742aff9e42d7317⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 483.29 KB, 800x481, 800:481, 1424406562324.png) (h) (u)

for you


4aedd2 (36)  No.945574

File (hide): 8738eec3b10891a⋯.jpg (139.67 KB, 807x572, 807:572, ce4d1621470b1f773358fe1cd3….jpg) (h) (u)

>3hrs till QT


f34254 (5)  No.945575>>945586

>>945571

not in ur email


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945576>>945584

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d6)

>>945564

if evens she's shoved one of those up her minge


30f2ab (53)  No.945577>>945580 >>945582 >>945583

>>945568

he was genuinely cucked by his gf and a wog though


307228 (8)  No.945578

File (hide): cdb96e495953394⋯.jpeg (72.96 KB, 688x578, 344:289, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945567

>>945567

Why do they do things like this


492aef (13)  No.945579

File (hide): d1df594778fc28f⋯.jpg (49.7 KB, 656x867, 656:867, disgusted brah.jpg) (h) (u)

>3DPD


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945580

>>945577

>didn't murder them both

faggot


307228 (8)  No.945582>>945585 >>945587

>>945577

>was genuinely cucked by his gf and a wog though

22st? Or BBK?


36fbc6 (20)  No.945583

>>945577

>believing anything tbbk says


e27d4a (10)  No.945584

>>945576

she only shoved the A1 AR up there because she is a good lass who hates slavshit


30f2ab (53)  No.945585>>945590

File (hide): 3a8b8b0d5809008⋯.png (586.81 KB, 958x631, 958:631, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>normies

>>945582

BBK


307228 (8)  No.945586

>>945575

>>945575

I put it in the email field, but still don't work


9e909e (32)  No.945587>>945600 >>945601

>>945582

>22st

>having a gf


36f74c (9)  No.945588>>945593 >>945595 >>945599 >>946260

A LITERAL ISLAMIST ORGANISATION WHOS MEMBERS ENCOURAGED THE LEE RIGBY BEHEADERS ARE CONTROLLING WHO CAN BE IN THE ARMY

THE SYSTEMS DONE FOLKS WE KNOW WERE UNDER ATTACK BUT WE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH


307228 (8)  No.945590

>>945585

>>945585

That explains a lot. But he could always be making shit up, he's a total weirdo


36f74c (9)  No.945591

>>945567

Wtf are these NA mongs?


e1ad68 (2)  No.945592>>945594

>>>945589

Godders is a top lad

Good video


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945593>>945605

>>945588

Army have been a cucked up shambles for years lad, wouldn't worry. They don't really pick "the best of the best" anyway, they just bring in thick cunts that failed their GCSEs and use them as manual labour to support the special forces


e1ad68 (2)  No.945594

>>945592

>>945589


4d2469 (4)  No.945595>>945610

File (hide): a86152ecc4267f8⋯.jpg (42.33 KB, 444x444, 1:1, 1428096085207.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945588

Things are gonna get a lot worse yet lad


358174 (4)  No.945596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be an eel


843428 (36)  No.945597>>945602 >>945608 >>945611 >>945630 >>945634

File (hide): 10f638d4ee1f7f1⋯.png (339.16 KB, 641x632, 641:632, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Mohammed al-Motteri, a 14-year-old Iraqi teenager who was brutally killed in the street with the awful crime videotaped and documented on social media by his murderers.

>The video shows the victim lying on the ground, unable to move as he bleeds to death.

>The killer can be heard in the video asking the boy “What is your name? Where is your house?” with Mohammed crying and urging him to go to hospital and get his mother. The victim aks whats is coming out of his body, as the attacker replies: “It’s your guts”.


e27d4a (10)  No.945598


4aedd2 (36)  No.945599

>>945588

It's fucked any way. It'll be absorbed into the EU Army in the future.


358174 (4)  No.945600>>945606

File (hide): 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png) (h) (u)

>>945587

>22st

>having a job


307228 (8)  No.945601

File (hide): f878d41c88cb3ce⋯.jpeg (116.46 KB, 1200x676, 300:169, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945587

Think about it lad

>22st is not really 22st

>22st is not really Welsh

>22st is not really a NEET

Therefore

>22st is not really incel

There is a pattern here. Here's probably even married with kids


4d2469 (4)  No.945602>>945604

>>945597

>Sweet Child o' Mine heard playing in the background


15fdbf (3)  No.945603>>945607 >>945612 >>945618 >>945623 >>945624

File (hide): 04d3d23dc146ce8⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1200x902, 600:451, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>The writing staff for Netflix's adaptation of the Witcher

It will hit when you see it.


843428 (36)  No.945604

>>945602

Don't get the joke lad xx


36f74c (9)  No.945605>>945609

>>945593

>don't worry it's just London

>it's just the military who cares?

>Luton was always shit

>they would've been groomed by white guys if there were no pakis

C O P E

O

P

E


9e909e (32)  No.945606>>945614

>>945600

You wish you didn't.


4aedd2 (36)  No.945607>>945615

>>945603

Nah

Gotta be shooped


f34254 (5)  No.945608>>945617

>>945597

why. because gay?


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945609>>945616

>>945605

>conflating "the military" and "the army"

don't be a dishonest person mate


36f74c (9)  No.945610

>>945595

KILL THE SYSTEM BEFORE IT KILLS YOU


492aef (13)  No.945611

>>945597

>The victim aks whats is coming out of his body, as the attacker replies: “It’s your guts”.

Brutal


30f2ab (53)  No.945612

>>945603

it's shopped lad


918315 (36)  No.945613>>945620

So i tested that blue, green, orage, etc text on the test board. does it only work for board the enable it because i could never get it to work.

also why is there so much porn on /test/?


358174 (4)  No.945614

>>945606

I love this job, it's the best I could get. Obviously I am jelly of all the NEETs but being a NEET just made me feel guilty and it stressed me out tbh. TOMORROW IS FRIDAY WOOHOO


30f2ab (53)  No.945615

>>945607

it's a really bad shop at that


36f74c (9)  No.945616

>>945609

If they control one they likely control the rest.

The navy is filled with trannies, nerds and lesbos anyway.


843428 (36)  No.945617


e27d4a (10)  No.945618


e27d4a (10)  No.945619

*keeeeeek


4aedd2 (36)  No.945620>>945622

>>945613

Yeah I think the BO has to enable it


36f74c (9)  No.945621>>945625 >>945636

>>945565

lads what would happen if you dabbed on the joe cox memorial?


918315 (36)  No.945622

>>945620

dam it


307228 (8)  No.945623

>>945603

What? The Soylent bottle?


36fbc6 (20)  No.945624

>>945603

old and fake lad


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945625>>945627

>>945621

leftists would send you death threats but never actually give you the pleasure of death


30f2ab (53)  No.945626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


36f74c (9)  No.945627>>945633

>>945625

I just want to make a crowd of people angry enough to beat me to death tbh


358174 (4)  No.945628

night night


30f2ab (53)  No.945629>>945632

File (hide): 7a7bb690dad4fee⋯.mp4 (2.9 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 7a7bb690dad4feea04346c2967….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>>/v/15573840


ad31ca (11)  No.945630

>>945597

Hypocritical murderers like these deserve to be stoned.


918315 (36)  No.945632

>>945629

CnC died a long time ago lad

just let it go


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945633

>>945627

Go to Scotland and call Irn Bru shit


918315 (36)  No.945634

>>945597

sorry for your loss Westie


04268c (8)  No.945635

Uh oh


04268c (8)  No.945636

>>945621

You'd get arrested for terrorism


918315 (36)  No.945637>>945647

File (hide): d943c6d8eabd24c⋯.mp4 (8.58 MB, 854x480, 427:240, bloom.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


843428 (36)  No.945638>>945639 >>945641 >>945654

>Before the camera cuts out, he can be heard begging to be taken to hospital, adding "I want my mum."

why do i even look at this shit


492aef (13)  No.945639

>>945638

>why do i even look at this shit

Nobody knows mate but keep it to yourself


843428 (36)  No.945640>>945642 >>945649 >>945651 >>945865

How do you psychologically deal with knowing about all the fucked up torture and stuff that happens all over the world that is going on as we speak and will go on forever


918315 (36)  No.945641>>945643

>>945638

because you wanted to hear your dying bf's lasst words?

MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY, SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME!


ad31ca (11)  No.945642>>945644

>>945640

People deal with it by sticking with the crowd and hoping that it won't happen to them. I deal with it by trusting in God.


843428 (36)  No.945643


843428 (36)  No.945644>>945648

>>945642

>I deal with it by trusting in God.

is that lad in hell for being a homo anyway though ke.ek

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8bb0c6 (27)  No.945647>>945652

>>945637

>army is at it's smallest in 150 years

>population at it's largest ever

>still can't fucking get anyone to join

lmao


ad31ca (11)  No.945648

>>945644

He might be too young to be culpable. You go to Hell for sin in general, though, and not just for specially bad sins like murder or sodomy.


30f2ab (53)  No.945649

>>945640

because if it's always happened and will always happen there's no point worrying about it


918315 (36)  No.945650>>945655 >>945670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>guards local chicken wings for tenner an hour

>gets terrorised and mugged off by rowdy nignog


918315 (36)  No.945651

>>945640

watch some more bomboka kent lad webms and desensitise yourself to it.


0b7a8d (33)  No.945652>>945656 >>945657 >>945659

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>>945647

>appealing to the groups that won't join whilst spitting in the faces of those who would actually join

Let them continue, the worse it gets the easier daftyism will be.


36f74c (9)  No.945654

>>945638

Don't think I bloody well care.


0c4aa5 (1)  No.945655>>945658 >>945660 >>945670

File (hide): cc07e8fe38838ae⋯.png (44.29 KB, 104x241, 104:241, 1501017151538.png) (h) (u)

>>945650

>security guards in Leicester McDonald's


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945656>>945661

>>945652

>be me age 16

>think seriously about joining the army, been exercising regularly to get fit enough to do it

>look into it

>look into how things are for people when they come back from service

>do a BTEC in music instead


918315 (36)  No.945657>>945661

>>945652

>GCHQ will have a surveillance drag net so sophisticated they will be able to read peoples naughty political thoughts

>but no boots on the ground

>we just walk into power


30f2ab (53)  No.945658

>>945655

there's a park in Leicester that has 24/7 security patrol because there were so many rapes there


492aef (13)  No.945659

>>945652

>appealing to the groups that won't join whilst spitting in the faces of those who would actually join

It's almost like the exact thing that happens whenever you try and pander to the left, from video games to the fucking Tory party.


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945660>>945661 >>945670

>>945655

There's security guards in maccies at night in every city centre lad, and it's not even like we can really blame minorities for this one, degenerates are just absolute scumbags after a night out


0b7a8d (33)  No.945661>>945662 >>945671

File (hide): 6b27dfb671b6368⋯.png (389.62 KB, 800x850, 16:17, rope daft.png) (h) (u)

>>945656

>>do a BTEC in music instead

Other than that bit you did alright.

>>945657

What are they going to do, send their pozzed skelefags and obese tumblristas.

Can't wait tbh

>>945660

>security in maccies

Do they have bouncers or something.


a18e6d (30)  No.945662>>945664 >>945666 >>945671

>>945661

>lives in london

>doesn't know what a security guard looks like


04268c (8)  No.945663

File (hide): e15648c00c1f2ae⋯.png (59.61 KB, 1024x850, 512:425, image.png) (h) (u)

I just ate a really nice slice of cheese


0b7a8d (33)  No.945664>>945665 >>945667

>>945662

not at fucking maccies


a18e6d (30)  No.945665>>945668

>>945664

Like one that you'd have in a supermarket, but in a Maccies.


04268c (8)  No.945666

>>945662

SA isn't actually real lad, it's just a bot script written by a Russian hacker


492aef (13)  No.945667

>>945664

Lad they always have security guards, where else do pissheads end up at 2am?


0b7a8d (33)  No.945668

>>945665

I was thinking something a bit more tbh, although I can't remember seeing a security guard in a maccies round me tbh


04268c (8)  No.945669

File (hide): bbf59fef5fab7cb⋯.jpeg (228.05 KB, 1094x658, 547:329, image.jpeg) (h) (u)


4aedd2 (36)  No.945670

>>945660

>>945655

>>945650

There's a maccies and a KFC in Birmingham not far from each other that keep attracting the 'aspiring rappers' who congregate there and cause trouble. There's plans to shut down the the shops instead of locking these cunts up.


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945671

>>945662

SA doesn't go outside lad, he could live in London or Liberia and his life would be exactly the fukin same

>>945661

yeah it was a waste of time, that's why i brought it up. Even that piece of shit was a better shout than joining the army


04268c (8)  No.945672

>London is a memi


04268c (8)  No.945673>>945676

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a18e6d (30)  No.945674>>945675

>the only perk of joining the british army is that you can get costco membership more easily


0dbf0c (2)  No.945675>>945678

>>945674

>implying dying for Israel isn't it's own reward


9f30f4 (15)  No.945676>>945677

>>945673

>check its

When did everything become an amerimutt-ism? There's little I hate more than when whites/jews use this sort of female nignog language (and adopt their confrontational manner).


a18e6d (30)  No.945677>>945680

>>945676

it's a memi you dip


9f30f4 (15)  No.945678

>>945675

Living for Israel ain't so bad either.


04268c (8)  No.945679>>945681 >>945683 >>945685 >>945702

File (hide): 4e824d7e136a8fd⋯.jpeg (55.71 KB, 353x499, 353:499, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

POST THE MOST NON-LOCAL THUNG YIU CAN THINK OF


9f30f4 (15)  No.945680

>>945677

I know. I'm talking about the general trend of leftist buzz-phrases (as well as much of the shite normies speak) being borrowed from or inspired by the least coherent section of society (because apparently that's cool).


a18e6d (30)  No.945681

File (hide): 69473ab5a2866a5⋯.jpg (213.45 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, abbo abbbo.jpg) (h) (u)


843428 (36)  No.945682

File (hide): c4e3dca380bafe0⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1057x1263, 1057:1263, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

POWERFUL


4d2469 (4)  No.945683

File (hide): ca7607d5f6f0d9a⋯.png (408.63 KB, 637x751, 637:751, 1493333354049.png) (h) (u)


4aedd2 (36)  No.945684>>945686 >>945687

>princes sardines in tomato sauce, sun dried tomatoes in olive oil, black olives for supper

Fucking hell lads this is nice. Might try it with pasta and peppers next time. Recommended


f34254 (5)  No.945685

File (hide): ec6013c359882c3⋯.jpg (246.16 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, Ombersley-village.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945679

a village with English people who are polite and care about each other


9e909e (32)  No.945686>>945691

>>945684

Very nice, getting in touch with your wop ancestors lad? :^)


492aef (13)  No.945687>>945689 >>945691

>>945684

>not just a BIG plate of potato waffles

Save your wallet, eat like a student


ed92ab (4)  No.945688

>THUNG

>YIU


843428 (36)  No.945689>>945690

>>945687

>meal of 100% carbs

That would make you right sleepy


492aef (13)  No.945690>>945693 >>945698

>>945689

It does, which is why I wash it down with a can of Monster Energy Drink™ and then don't fall asleep until half 1


4aedd2 (36)  No.945691

File (hide): cab8cb53da54aac⋯.jpg (21.77 KB, 395x208, 395:208, 1392464868866.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945686

Hahah

>>945687

About 59p per tin tbh


15fdbf (3)  No.945692

File (hide): 1bcc95fc821ecad⋯.png (148.48 KB, 273x295, 273:295, 1bcc95fc821ecad28972d92eec….png) (h) (u)

>check the Autumn 2018 anime season

>Pingu


843428 (36)  No.945693>>945696

>>945690

I dread to think what a graph of what RDA's you're meeting looks like tbh


ed92ab (4)  No.945694>>945695

File (hide): 7235878e276853c⋯.png (231.42 KB, 643x537, 643:537, image.png) (h) (u)

>lads ITT that eat shit food


918315 (36)  No.945695>>945701

>>945694

>he isn't on /noeat/

makes /nopoo/ waaay easier


492aef (13)  No.945696

>>945693

I imagine my kidneys are just grey mush at this point


ed92ab (4)  No.945697>>945700

File (hide): 17e720ff37cc111⋯.jpeg (31.71 KB, 300x300, 1:1, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>tfw listening to Beethoven


9e909e (32)  No.945698>>945699

File (hide): c90be7f5541aa9f⋯.jpg (27.66 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 075.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945690

>then don't fall asleep until half 1


492aef (13)  No.945699

>>945698

Iberia isn't going to reconquer itself


15fdbf (3)  No.945700

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ed92ab (4)  No.945701>>945703

File (hide): e90f76ac727dda8⋯.jpeg (109.27 KB, 634x529, 634:529, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945695

Lad, we've been over this, /nopoo/ doesn't actually mean no poo, it means no hair shampoo


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945702

File (hide): 78e722adee99dd9⋯.png (4.01 KB, 274x242, 137:121, is right son.png) (h) (u)

>>945679

>mfw Joe will never be local to you lads and the local memmies will never make you as happy as they make me


918315 (36)  No.945703

>>945701

>he isn't on /nowash/

lad..


9e909e (32)  No.945704>>945706 >>945707

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04a487 (1)  No.945705>>945709

File (hide): f492bd3e45b905e⋯.jpeg (126.68 KB, 498x732, 83:122, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

my patrician din dins

>home made tomato! red pepper, and red wine braised chicken served with buttered steamed French beans

>home made chocolate oil mouse garnished with Brazil nut flakes

>home made cup of loose leaf tea to wash it down nicely

Tfw upper middle class and living at home with mummy


a18e6d (30)  No.945706

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>>945704

iconic


30f2ab (53)  No.945707

>>945704

>that bus driver


12a99c (1)  No.945708

>be grunt

>get pictured with evil bigot who challenges people who spit at you on parade, call you murderer and would likely saw off your head

>get kicked out the army

Good for him tbh. And it'll only push others to daftyism.


4aedd2 (36)  No.945709>>945710

>>945705

>red wine

Nice, is it Merlot?


843428 (36)  No.945710>>945712

>>945709

wine bottles are so deceptive 750ml is 3 glasses


492aef (13)  No.945711>>945713 >>945714 >>945715

File (hide): bb9e0ea61150d19⋯.png (268.78 KB, 500x375, 4:3, gay.png) (h) (u)

>wine


4aedd2 (36)  No.945712

File (hide): cba241f0d4e8654⋯.jpg (33.7 KB, 650x433, 650:433, imgID6268559.jpg.gallery.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945710

Or just one big glass

t. Uncouth port grandad


36fbc6 (20)  No.945713>>945716

>>945711

I thought frogs were big fans


843428 (36)  No.945714

>>945711

Ancient greeks drank wine- oh


9e909e (32)  No.945715

>>945711

to

be

honest

famalam


9e909e (32)  No.945716

File (hide): 1806224b67fc03c⋯.png (101.24 KB, 413x433, 413:433, 1a2d78810964362fb59bd52f4e….png) (h) (u)

>>945713

And that's why they are gay lad.


918315 (36)  No.945717>>945718 >>945722

File (hide): 1d4c0c017430984⋯.png (388.14 KB, 710x842, 355:421, 3c3b063fe03db9af379bef3668….png) (h) (u)

>when you buy box wine because you think its cheaper but the % is less than cider


a18e6d (30)  No.945718>>945729 >>945752

>>945717

>not being frost jacks masterrace and waking up in a skip every time you drink


02e41d (10)  No.945719>>945721

File (hide): 16ca68e9bd002f1⋯.jpg (716.08 KB, 2480x3508, 620:877, JUST stop laughing.jpg) (h) (u)

>didn't realise there was a new thread for an hour


bb60b0 (11)  No.945720

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918315 (36)  No.945721

>>945719

pretty sure someone linked this thread in that one. I would have sympathised with you but this time there was no excuses. bad lad


e66138 (1)  No.945722>>945723 >>945729

File (hide): aeee8b1777fa46c⋯.png (51.31 KB, 474x663, 158:221, image.png) (h) (u)

>>945717

>buying drink for its alcohol content


918315 (36)  No.945723

>>945722

>buying soft drinks


30f2ab (53)  No.945724

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>anything other than Special Brew


0b7a8d (33)  No.945725>>945726

wine is the biggest memi drink going, don't fund it


9e909e (32)  No.945726

>>945725

except English wine.


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945727>>945728 >>945730 >>945731

>drinking alcohol when drugs are cheaper and better


bb60b0 (11)  No.945728

>>945727

This tbh


4aedd2 (36)  No.945729>>945732

File (hide): 5ef6b87d06c44bb⋯.jpg (39.52 KB, 410x612, 205:306, 830066136-612x612.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945718

>>945722

Nothing like getting off your box with a few pints of snakebite & black aka council cocktail


918315 (36)  No.945730

>>945727

>buying anything when right wing memmies are free


30f2ab (53)  No.945731

>>945727

>drugs are cheaper

We're not all poortherners lad, and personally I don't care for Daz in my diz


9e909e (32)  No.945732>>945738 >>945740

>>945729

Snakebite is noice tbh, used to drink it when I was in for a long session.


f34254 (5)  No.945733>>945734 >>945750

why do you want to distort your perception of reality?


918315 (36)  No.945734>>945736 >>945737

>>945733

have you seen reality lately?


bb60b0 (11)  No.945735

Cheeky Vimto tbh lads


f34254 (5)  No.945736

>>945734

only my perception of it


492aef (13)  No.945737


30f2ab (53)  No.945738>>945739 >>945742

File (hide): a462b11629540ec⋯.png (125.57 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>945732

>tfe whenever anyone asked for a pint of snakebite at my pub I blagged them into buying a pint of cider and a pint of lager with an empty pint glass because "I'm not allowed to serve it, but I can't stop you from making it yourself"


9e909e (32)  No.945739>>945741

>>945738

*throws you through the pub window*


4aedd2 (36)  No.945740

>>945732

It's a refreshing vidya beverage. 3 pints and used to fall asleep pished up with my head on the keyboard.


30f2ab (53)  No.945741>>945746

File (hide): 7bb514b8d5b9f59⋯.png (206.08 KB, 554x439, 554:439, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>945739

technically they got better value for money


918315 (36)  No.945742>>945744 >>945745

>>945738

why can't you serve it?


bb60b0 (11)  No.945743

>all the Williams ITT who don't know what a snakebite is


0b7a8d (33)  No.945744>>945757

>>945742

same reason you can't serve more than a double


30f2ab (53)  No.945745>>945747

>>945742

You can, there's a popular myth that they're banned though


9e909e (32)  No.945746

File (hide): 87f3bc75e41a2ae⋯.png (199.51 KB, 1618x900, 809:450, 1518283398066.png) (h) (u)


0b7a8d (33)  No.945747

>>945745

it's not surprising, mixing drinks an bugger a person and have them heaving if they've had too many


0b7a8d (33)  No.945748>>945754

File (hide): 52ce3ef102ea09b⋯.mp4 (3.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, EzPsJ0EgvXohctpQ.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


918315 (36)  No.945749>>945755 >>945756

>Snakebite with the blackcurrant included is also known by the names Pink Panther[2] and diesel, and in West Yorkshire as Gaylord


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945750

>>945733

>>945733

They aren't straight edge, they're normies


7315cd (1)  No.945751

Night Lads


843428 (36)  No.945752

>>945718

frosty jacks is patrician


918315 (36)  No.945753

>945751

>night lads

>(1)


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945754

>>945748

Did the bible say anything about armies of killer robots?


0b7a8d (33)  No.945755>>945760

>>945749

if you add cordial to beer you're a fruit tbh


36fbc6 (20)  No.945756

>>945749

top kek


30f2ab (53)  No.945757>>945758 >>945761 >>945763

>>945744

Another popular myth, you can only serve spirits in 25ml or 35ml measurements or multiples thereof, but you aren't allowed to mix the base measurement so serving 4x25ml in the same glass would be fine or 4x35ml would be fine but 2x25ml+2x35ml in the same glass (same premises to be precise) would be against the Weights and Measures Act - same as mixing imperial and metric measurements


36fbc6 (20)  No.945758>>945759 >>945780

>SA is the arbiter of what is and isnt gay

>>945757

it's so autistic


918315 (36)  No.945759>>945762

>>945758

takes one to know one


4aedd2 (36)  No.945760>>945763 >>945765

>>945755

I usually have a lemon/lime slice and a few olives on a cocktail umbrella with my snakebite.


a18e6d (30)  No.945761>>945767 >>945780

>>945757

I thought 35ml was literally only in norn


9e909e (32)  No.945762>>945764

>>945759

Westie said SA was gay and vice-versa so it's more-or-less official.


0b7a8d (33)  No.945763>>945768 >>945780

>>945757

I could swear this autism is from the EU laws tbh

>>945760

It's on the edge but still acceptable, Black Velvet should never have existed.


918315 (36)  No.945764>>945766

>>945762

I was talking about SA


9e909e (32)  No.945765


9e909e (32)  No.945766

>>945764

Ah fair.


0b7a8d (33)  No.945767>>945771

>>945761

Every pub I've either worked in or frequented has only done 25ml and 50ml


a18e6d (30)  No.945768>>945769 >>945780

>>945763

>I could swear this autism is from the EU laws tbh

<another popular myth


0b7a8d (33)  No.945769

>>945768

Nice try Verhofstadt.

Fuck off.


36fbc6 (20)  No.945770>>945777 >>945778 >>945779

I see a lot of deanos drinking cocktail pitchers in spoons these days


843428 (36)  No.945771

>>945767

*pours over the measure cause yummy mummies are egging me on*

Cant say no to them


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945772>>945781 >>945784 >>945820

buy drugs off me lads


a18e6d (30)  No.945773

File (hide): 09caa0964d864ef⋯.png (692.72 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>urban myths are EU autism


02e41d (10)  No.945774

>imbibing the demon drink


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945775>>945782

Drinking alcohol is degenerate


918315 (36)  No.945776

File (hide): 25c79e318976577⋯.png (361.06 KB, 1895x1181, 1895:1181, 3f0a5abf0bb6ed7105c3b95df8….png) (h) (u)

what if I told you that all belief is myth and that the universe is a manifestation of our collective consciousness and eu regulations?


49dd5a (46)  No.945777

>>945770

You can get munted off two of them for a tenner tbh

great value for money.


a18e6d (30)  No.945778>>945783

>>945770

cheap, even cheaper with the spoons saving book promotion thing, and has a lot of alcohol in for what it is


0b7a8d (33)  No.945779

File (hide): dd177067fb69d3f⋯.png (82.43 KB, 334x540, 167:270, dd.png) (h) (u)

>>945770

The tarts I get, but deanos?

CHEMICALS IN THE WATER

it's because it's cheap, something like £6-£8, but the eejits don't realise they are getting ripped off ridiculously


30f2ab (53)  No.945780>>945787

>>945758

Eh it's fairy, the difference in volume between 25ml and 35ml can be quite hard to detect to the untrained eye especially with the variance of glass designs. What is autistic is the existence of the 25ml measure.

>>945761

Scotland is mainly where you find 35ml, but it exists all over the rest of the UK just not very commonly.

>>945763

It's all to do with the idea of 1 unit to 1 shot IIRC, makes it easier for brainlets to keep track of how much they've had

>>945768

He is actually right tbh


843428 (36)  No.945781>>945786

>>945772

can i buy some love off you lad? heard its the most powerful


918315 (36)  No.945782

>>945775

being tea-total on a weekend is degenerate


0b7a8d (33)  No.945783

>>945778

>and has a lot of alcohol in for what it is

It's four-six shots in a pitcher of piss, more alcohol content in the spoons carpet.


36fbc6 (20)  No.945784>>945797

>>945772

wot'r u sellin?


49dd5a (46)  No.945785>>945788 >>945789 >>945796

What's the lineup for Question Time like?


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945786>>945810

heard a lad refer to £100 as a "oner" the other day lads

never been so disgusted

>>945781

i can sort you out with the love of a scouse bird for one night only, mere price of £70, wear two jonnies and have a good time x


0b7a8d (33)  No.945787>>945795

>>945780

>What is autistic is the existence of the 25ml measure

THIS

Bring back the finger measurement TBQH


02e41d (10)  No.945788>>945790

File (hide): fb8decdb18b8c6c⋯.jpeg (43.89 KB, 393x527, 393:527, existential homer.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945785

Guess lad


0b7a8d (33)  No.945789>>945794 >>945902

>>945785

Gayer than 22st, Westie and I combined.


49dd5a (46)  No.945790>>945805


30f2ab (53)  No.945791

>fairy

meant fair ffs


b4c3fe (15)  No.945792>>945805

>71 days and counting no Yakuza 0 Crack

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


9e909e (32)  No.945793>>945798

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>WWI like you've never seen before

>all footage I've seen before

wew


49dd5a (46)  No.945794>>945799

File (hide): d0f4a72fbb77a38⋯.jpg (4.76 KB, 139x186, 139:186, images.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945789

>tfw no wordsmith this week


918315 (36)  No.945795>>945801

>>945787

>measuring something volume in fingers


a18e6d (30)  No.945796>>945800

>>945785

yer ma, frances bishop, andy parsons, dappy from n dubz and SA


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945797>>945802

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49dd5a (46)  No.945798

>>945793

We lost 700,000 in that war for literally nothing.


0cbb69 (6)  No.945799

>>945794

>ER

>UM

>ER

>i dont understand


49dd5a (46)  No.945800

>>945796

>dappy from n dubz

I want to believe.


0b7a8d (33)  No.945801>>945804 >>945815

>>945795

>place finger against side of glass

>fill it to that measurement

Imperial measuring is far more practical than people realise.


918315 (36)  No.945802>>945806 >>945807

>>945797

>last pic

buying gf


843428 (36)  No.945803>>945808 >>945817 >>945823

>i can sort you out with the love of a scouse bird for one night only, mere price of £70,

Sometimes tempted to hire a prozzie to take pics with and pretend i have a gf, reckon itd help me become a normie xx


a18e6d (30)  No.945804>>945809

>>945801

>get served by the dainty tart behind the bar

>get ripped off

baste


02e41d (10)  No.945805

>>945790

Yeah smh

>>945792

0's worth the money tbh, not my favourite in the series though


a18e6d (30)  No.945806>>945811

>>945802

based israel tbh


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945807

>>945802

heroin u mug


49dd5a (46)  No.945808>>945812 >>945814

>>945803

Why would you ever want to become a normie?


0b7a8d (33)  No.945809>>945819

>>945804

you're fault for ordering through her :^)


843428 (36)  No.945810>>945813

>>945786

Yiou can get like £15 prozzies in bradford tbf


02e41d (10)  No.945811

>>945806

Unironically this


0b7a8d (33)  No.945812>>945816

>>945808

Because it's a step up from him being a faggot.


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945813>>945822

>>945810

oh NOW its okay to shag pakis is it lads


843428 (36)  No.945814

>>945808

so brit will stop bullyin me :(


4aedd2 (36)  No.945815

>>945801

Used to be a pub in Birmingham that sold a yard of ale. That's gone now. Ffs


49dd5a (46)  No.945816

>>945812

If he's a faggot the only step up is the one to the gallows tbqhwyf


918315 (36)  No.945817

>>945803

lad all it would give you is another STD, crabs and an empty wallet. no good can ever come of that


492aef (13)  No.945818

File (hide): 0bfbf6b8a0b5e3c⋯.jpg (13.86 KB, 460x320, 23:16, Cromwell1.jpg) (h) (u)

>criminals ITT


a18e6d (30)  No.945819>>945825

>>945809

>stand at the bar ordering spirits (pretty gay in the first place)

>ignore tarty bit because she'd give you shit measurements

the SA way


ba5964 (8)  No.945820>>945828

>>945772

>scouser selling drugs

nothing more than indigenous pakis tbh


ae319d (13)  No.945821>>945824 >>945826 >>945882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ben Shapiro: Civil Discourse | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)


843428 (36)  No.945822

>>945813

I think thats like for 15min only


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945823>>945834

>>945803

I smashed a prozzy once lads

me and the lads I play rugby with were in Budapest and I got completely lost at 3am while fucked up on everything you can think of

saw her on a corner and just fukin went for it to get off the streets

nowhere near as good as having sex with someone you like and care about, would not recommend tbh


49dd5a (46)  No.945824

>>945821

I feel dumb just looking at this galaxy-brained debate pro.


0b7a8d (33)  No.945825>>945827

File (hide): 4cc66dde1db0e4c⋯.png (237.6 KB, 414x396, 23:22, alcohol beer.png) (h) (u)

>>945819

at least you'll get a drink


ae319d (13)  No.945826

>>945821

>Wow Bill..that was embarrassing. You either changed the subject or come back with a random insult for everything Ben answered. This Ben dude smoked Bill haha The guy is not even a huge Trump supporter he's just a logical Jewish conservative, Bill wasn't expecting logic from the right…


a18e6d (30)  No.945827>>945830 >>945835

>>945825

just order a pint and not be a fag


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945828>>945837 >>945846

>>945820

it's a reality of life that pakis are by far the best dealers tbh


30f2ab (53)  No.945829>>945839

35.5ml 1/4gill is the one true measure for spirits


ae319d (13)  No.945830>>945832

>>945827

>fag

Smithy. Get the yank spray.


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945831>>945833

File (hide): b7bb948ab25a43e⋯.jpeg (80.88 KB, 655x509, 655:509, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

Reminder not to watch question time


a18e6d (30)  No.945832

>>945830

okay thankyou


49dd5a (46)  No.945833

>>945831

>depriving yourself of the two minutes hate

lad smh


bb60b0 (11)  No.945834

>>945823

>rugby

Noice, what position do you play lad? I play Prop myself, most of the lads are wristlet williams who play golf


0b7a8d (33)  No.945835

File (hide): 861a0485762f106⋯.jpg (84.63 KB, 1200x750, 8:5, beer.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945827

they are the ones getting ripped off on spirits in a pub, not me


02e41d (10)  No.945836>>945857

File (hide): 48f4f41f120b5a6⋯.png (364.14 KB, 600x541, 600:541, sicklad.png) (h) (u)

>alcohol beer.png


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945837>>945848

>>945828

>pakis best dealers

Huh? Why? Because the pigs won't arrest them in case they get called racist?


918315 (36)  No.945838>>945841 >>945843 >>945847 >>945851

does anyone here regularly get drunk by themselves? like just drink in your room all night, shitposting and watching films?

can;t go to the pub on my own, too austistic and no friends


9e909e (32)  No.945839>>945844

>>945829

Pints, half pints and gallons are the only measurements a man needs.


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945840

Flanker or hooker I suppose, but I kind of just fell into doing it at uni to give something new a go rather than just carrying on with the footy, I was absolutely shit at it but had a belter of a time


4aedd2 (36)  No.945841


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945842>>945845 >>945850 >>945853

Am I the only person here that is totally sober?


49dd5a (46)  No.945843

>>945838

Today I had half a bottle of port because I've hit rock bottom, but I almost never drink alone because all my mates are miserable cunts too.


30f2ab (53)  No.945844>>945851 >>945852

File (hide): 1ac19ec56002742⋯.png (85.44 KB, 442x293, 442:293, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>945839

>hullo yes I'd like a half pint of your 12yr Glenkinchie, I'm something of a whiskey drinker


ad31ca (11)  No.945845>>945849

>>945842

No. Good lad.


ba5964 (8)  No.945846

>>945828

pakis like you give the likes of Joe a bad name tbh


bb60b0 (11)  No.945847

>>945838

Ahh lad there is nothing spasticated about going to the pub by yourself and being a loner, SA does it all the time


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945848

>>945837

No, because they all own fast cars on lease and will bomb across town directly to your home address straight after you ring them to sell a 20 bag, whereas with white dealers it's like they're doing you a favour and they take 3 hours to meet you in the park outside theirs to sell you an ounce


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945849

>>945845

Thank god. This thread was depressing me.


918315 (36)  No.945850

>>945842

I'm sober now but that's because I'm a poorfag


0b7a8d (33)  No.945851

>>945838

>not going to the pub and chatting with locals or just reading a book by yourself

>>945844

>not drinking whisky by the pint

get this poof out of here


9e909e (32)  No.945852>>945855

>>945844

Don't see anything wrong with what you posted other than the picture tbh


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945853>>945856

>>945842

Can't even imagine being sober with the world in the state it's in. I don't ever want to feel the way I felt before I started using drugs to cope again.


ae319d (13)  No.945854>>945864

>cumming in her fanny while sucking her toes

Who else here /patrician/?


a18e6d (30)  No.945855>>945859

>>945852

hipsters are into scotch now


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945856>>945861 >>945879

>>945853

The world's fine, you're the one in a state


0b7a8d (33)  No.945857

File (hide): 8b123416c5240d7⋯.png (209.59 KB, 500x649, 500:649, I bet you read this one as….png) (h) (u)

>>945836

makes it easier to find pictures in my mess of folders by just searching for keywords


843428 (36)  No.945858>>945862 >>945872 >>945874

You ever worked in a bar and the amateur critics come in, order something autistic like absinthe or obscure wine and start critiquing it like theyre mr big bollocks


9e909e (32)  No.945859

>>945855

Not surprised tbh


b4c3fe (15)  No.945860

>can travel but can't time travel :(


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945861>>945868

>>945856

>the world's fine


0b7a8d (33)  No.945862>>945866 >>945869

>>945858

>not mocking them to their faces without them even realising it


0b7a8d (33)  No.945863>>945870 >>945871 >>945881

File (hide): 8cc5cf448aef8fb⋯.jpg (45.37 KB, 639x621, 71:69, DpKz0ddXcAAWh54.jpg) (h) (u)

sweet, delicious Chloe


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945864

File (hide): 9b665a952671189⋯.jpeg (30.25 KB, 620x330, 62:33, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945854

>sucking on her toes


6953ad (10)  No.945865

>>945640

Alcohol


a18e6d (30)  No.945866>>945867 >>945873

>>945862

and then the whole bar stood up and clapped


0b7a8d (33)  No.945867

>>945866

epic memi my friend! upvoted!


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945868

>>945861

Yeah, shits been far worse than this and recovered. The main problem arm is that people have it too good


843428 (36)  No.945869

>>945862

the cccustomer is aleays rright


ba5964 (8)  No.945870>>945875 >>945878

>>945863

I sweat the "don't eat meat" memi has gone into overdrive these last few weeks. Seems like they want the plebs emaciated and low-energy asap


9e909e (32)  No.945871>>945877 >>945887

>>945863

>everyone stops buying meat

>"Yay now Chloe will live!"

>farmers kill all their cattle, pigs etc. because no one will buy their meat and now they need to switch animals or start farming plants

>Chloe dead anyway


4aedd2 (36)  No.945872

>>945858

>A shot of green glowing memi absynth

>Doesn't order a bottle of suiss vert from Alandia

The utter state of enthusiasts


843428 (36)  No.945873

>>945866

KEK made me splutter in bed


30f2ab (53)  No.945874>>945883 >>945884

File (hide): c92e9572d96c4ea⋯.jpg (15.08 KB, 400x400, 1:1, DL_4odKXkAASCRD.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945858

>work in a brewery owned pub

>one of the ales didn't sell so good, rebrand it with new name based on pub's name

>group of Real Ale Twats comes in and has sample each

<they all comment along the lines of oh dear I don't think too much of this one, [original name] was a far superior beverage


ba5964 (8)  No.945875

>>945870

I swear*


bb60b0 (11)  No.945876


b4c3fe (15)  No.945877>>945880

>>945871

They're going to kill the cows for farting soon lad. didn't you hear?


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945878>>945885

>>945870

It's because lots of people are finding Keto and actually getting healthy. The diet they've been pushing makes people fat, sick and weak


918315 (36)  No.945879

File (hide): 05f065cd828de3f⋯.webm (232.72 KB, 360x640, 9:16, JUST (2).webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>945856

>the world's fine


9e909e (32)  No.945880

File (hide): 5c29c9bfb338670⋯.jpg (31.97 KB, 564x428, 141:107, Dehumanise yourself.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945877

If they do I will start killing humans tbh


0cbb69 (6)  No.945881

>>945863

>picture of a calf

>its not veal

fucking mongs


36fbc6 (20)  No.945882

>>945821

<Ben Shapiro SHOOTS Bill Maher TO DEATH like 6yr old PALESTINIAN BOY


0b7a8d (33)  No.945883

File (hide): 39782f558dab76c⋯.png (34.31 KB, 500x338, 250:169, _p.png) (h) (u)


843428 (36)  No.945884>>945888

>>945874

Rofl I dunno how you didnt tell them, urge would be strong but also I WOULD fear their embarassed anger.

>when people ask for a different glass

Muh prosecco muh bitter


ba5964 (8)  No.945885>>945890

>>945878

redpill me on keto and diiets lad


0b7a8d (33)  No.945886>>945892 >>945900

File (hide): 0fe7edd12e6e8c8⋯.jpg (144.58 KB, 1106x1200, 553:600, south africa zulu.jpg) (h) (u)

So for the Left, are the Zulu now racist white supremacist bigots, or are they the wonderful diverse Africans.


30f2ab (53)  No.945887>>945889

>>945871

>>farmers kill all their cattle, pigs etc. because no one will buy their meat and now they need to switch animals or start farming plants

farmers also eradicate wildlife with the enormous amounts of wilderness and forest that need to be bulldozed for the new farmland needed for increasing yield to match livestock


0b7a8d (33)  No.945888>>945895

>>945884

>>when people ask for a different glass

>he's serving lager in a bitter glass

You should be sacked tbqh


9e909e (32)  No.945889

>>945887

True tbh


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945890>>945893

>>945885

The (((NWO))) want people eating high carb diets like cattle, which makes people stupid, low energy, fat, sick and weak. Low carb, high fat, and good protein is the way to go


49dd5a (46)  No.945891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945892

>>945886

Looks like the sulus hired a gay fashion designer to updat their outfits smh


ba5964 (8)  No.945893>>945896 >>945899 >>945901

>>945890

>they want their nigger cattle

No shit tbh, I meant what should be eaten and what avoided.


30f2ab (53)  No.945894>>945897

File (hide): f66beef27ca7854⋯.png (151.37 KB, 400x389, 400:389, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 526cbde6226b068⋯.png (292.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>anything other than a dimple-jug for beer or ceramic tankard for zyder

normies get out


843428 (36)  No.945895>>945899

>>945888

>serve bass bitter

>in a bass bitter glass

>with bass bitter logo printed on the side

>people complain the glass is wrong

What am i to do its just fucking beer mate if its wet i dont care is how people in yorkshire think who arent posh cunts


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945896>>945898

>>945893

SA has that chart he posts, ask him


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945897

>>945894

>drinking from anything but the container the drink came in

poshos get out


a18e6d (30)  No.945898

>>945896

cum from the knights templar at the bottom of the pyramid


0b7a8d (33)  No.945899>>945907 >>945913 >>945926 >>945931 >>945947

File (hide): 662877be62b5f7d⋯.jpg (711.28 KB, 1700x2200, 17:22, keto-paleo-diet-food-pyram….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): decf91b883f8d9a⋯.jpg (443.24 KB, 1541x844, 1541:844, ketosis.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945893

>what should be avoided

overprocessed garbage, fast food, microwaveable meals, etc

>>945895

That's them being cunts, however you should be serving drinks in their corrects glasses. Lager ones have a widget at the bottom to keep it lively.


81fdd7 (11)  No.945900

>>945886

Internalised racism lad smh


4aedd2 (36)  No.945901>>945904 >>945908 >>945918

File (hide): 48aec7aca72f34e⋯.jpeg (163.15 KB, 750x1055, 150:211, menhealthfood.jpeg) (h) (u)


6953ad (10)  No.945902>>945903 >>945905 >>945909

>>945789

>and I

You mean "and me" lad

Stop trying to sound mote William than you are


30f2ab (53)  No.945903

>>945902

>and me

get a load of this Harrison


0b7a8d (33)  No.945904

>>945901

>oysters

ooh laa dee daa Mr William


0b7a8d (33)  No.945905

File (hide): a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a8a.jpg) (h) (u)


843428 (36)  No.945906

>That's them being cunts, however you should be serving drinks in their corrects glasses. Lager ones have a widget at the bottom to keep it lively.

Fair enough i am just salty because i cant get drunk anymore i feel nausea after a pint or two.


843428 (36)  No.945907


9e909e (32)  No.945908>>945910

File (hide): 61996805558c531⋯.png (70.88 KB, 734x1018, 367:509, 1522772165138.png) (h) (u)

>>945901

>beer on avoid section

*punches you*


492aef (13)  No.945909>>945911 >>945946

>>945902

This is a pro-William board


cd2c72 (4)  No.945910

>>945908

>his almonds aren't activated


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945911

>>945909

fuck off lad we're all team Godwinson


30f2ab (53)  No.945912>>945914 >>945916

>that time someone asked for a mint tea in the pub and I made normal tea and put some mint leaves in the pot with the bag

>somehow I'm the one who got laughed at in that situation


ba5964 (8)  No.945913

>>945899

>supplements

>whey powder

wew


843428 (36)  No.945914>>945919 >>945924 >>945930

>>945912

kek that's hilarious tbh serves them right for ordering something dumb

making the autistic variations of coffees was the worst part of bartending by fsr


49dd5a (46)  No.945915>>945922 >>945923

Does anyone else get the feeling that they were raised for a world that is long gone?


9e909e (32)  No.945916>>945917

>>945912

Should have served her hot water tbh and then when challenged you should have put some tic tacs or chewing gum in there.


30f2ab (53)  No.945917>>945925

>>945916

>her

it was a he


81fdd7 (11)  No.945918>>945921

>>945901

>BPA in cans

What's this all about?


918315 (36)  No.945919

>>945914

>"I'll have a mockoa-frap-cheeno with a twist of caramel"


8bb0c6 (27)  No.945920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

blessed be Brazil

what a tune


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945921>>945930

>>945918

Some tins have a plastic lining that contains BPA


bb60b0 (11)  No.945922

>>945915

Or a world just arriving. Don't give up lad.


4aedd2 (36)  No.945923

>>945915

I was born in it, moulded by it……


30f2ab (53)  No.945924>>945928 >>945933 >>945945

>>945914

Someone once asked me if they could have their coffee made with water that was "extra boiling hot"


9e909e (32)  No.945925

File (hide): 722bcacc0a3e017⋯.jpg (315.92 KB, 1242x1878, 207:313, doubt.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945917

>goes into a pub

>asks for mint tea

>a man


843428 (36)  No.945926>>945929

>>945899

>1.2xBW protein a day

Is that bodyweight?

>tfw you eat 120kg of protein


ae319d (13)  No.945927

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


843428 (36)  No.945928

>>945924

Someone did that to me and kept sending it back till it was hotter and hotter. Masochistss


918315 (36)  No.945929

>>945926

that plus /nopoo/ and you'll build mass in no time


81fdd7 (11)  No.945930>>945934 >>945937

>>945914

>autistic variations of coffees

I hate that I can't just ask for a coffee tbh, do I look like I know what the difference between all these weird foreign words is? I know a cup of coffee when I see one, just give me a cup, it shouldn't be this hard.

>>945921

Well fug, that's news to me


36fbc6 (20)  No.945931

>>945899

the lad looks worse in those pics tbh


30f2ab (53)  No.945932

once got asked if the "traditional beer battered fish and chips" came with chips


918315 (36)  No.945933>>945935

>>945924

>extra boiling hot

what like in a pressure cooker? how can you get hotter than boiling?


aa6fe9 (16)  No.945934

>>945930

It's not all tins, just the ones that are white on the inside I think


30f2ab (53)  No.945935

>>945933

It's a >women thing I guess


ba5964 (8)  No.945936>>945940

reminder to only eat LOCAL produce tbh. If it's local, it's good for you.


cd2c72 (4)  No.945937>>945938 >>945939

>>945930

>can't just ask for a coffee

Just ask for a black coffee


30f2ab (53)  No.945938>>945943 >>945944

>>945937

Excuse me I think you mean an "Americano", grandad :^)


a18e6d (30)  No.945939>>945943

>>945937

think the newspeak word is americano


9e909e (32)  No.945940

>>945936

Unless you live near Chernobyl


30f2ab (53)  No.945941

>tfw wopanon isn't here to be bullied about how yanks have completely appropriated and raped Italian coffee culture


49dd5a (46)  No.945942

>Ask for an Americano

>Get 56% coffee and the rest is poo in the bottom of the cup


cd2c72 (4)  No.945943>>945949

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>945939

>>945938

And this is why I don't go to coffee shops


918315 (36)  No.945944

>>945938

>Americano

its a leCreatina now


81fdd7 (11)  No.945945>>945954

>>945924

>not making them a special order of supercritical coffee


6953ad (10)  No.945946

>>945909

Yes but being a William is an exclusive club. We can't be having pretenders now can we?

You would know this if you were a William.


843428 (36)  No.945947

>>945899

>not inhaling plasma coffee


01d431 (24)  No.945948

File (hide): 02c34d64a9ddcda⋯.jpg (50.46 KB, 650x951, 650:951, Mosley2.jpg) (h) (u)

BBC QT TIME SOON LADS


a18e6d (30)  No.945949

>>945943

>even Greggs don't use the english word for a black coffee.


4aedd2 (36)  No.945950

File (hide): 8684bba60eedfde⋯.jpg (5.78 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Charliechuck4.jpg) (h) (u)

It on


9e909e (32)  No.945951>>945956

File (hide): e0160ea3eb272d2⋯.mp4 (2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, distilled cringe.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


49dd5a (46)  No.945952>>945955

File (hide): 2686a7a964d9164⋯.jpg (93.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

You lads ready for the Hour's hate?


01d431 (24)  No.945953


30f2ab (53)  No.945954

>>945945

if someone asked me to use water "but not from that coffee machine" I would use the water from a pot in the kitchen that had been used to boil eggs


a18e6d (30)  No.945955

>>945952

>watching question time

>post CY


cd2c72 (4)  No.945956>>945962

>>945951

the fuck is this from


36fbc6 (20)  No.945957>>946021 >>946264

File (hide): ab49359d5f47f4e⋯.png (243.42 KB, 680x343, 680:343, 714.png) (h) (u)


01d431 (24)  No.945958

File (hide): a32d901ab33bd56⋯.png (8.76 KB, 263x322, 263:322, brainlet1.png) (h) (u)

>question time represents all opinions


4aedd2 (36)  No.945959>>945961

File (hide): 43d7c8da0c3bfd8⋯.jpg (62.42 KB, 600x800, 3:4, wat.jpg) (h) (u)

QT in a lecture hall?


01d431 (24)  No.945960>>946000

File (hide): 5069bdb7246860a⋯.png (223.69 KB, 1000x1326, 500:663, questiontime.png) (h) (u)


01d431 (24)  No.945961>>945967

>>945959

That's the Scottish Parliament chamber


9e909e (32)  No.945962

>>945956

I forgot, I downloaded that ages ago and forgot to post it here until now


9f30f4 (15)  No.945963

>this scottish gay


49dd5a (46)  No.945964

>le soft spoken scot bender


01d431 (24)  No.945965>>946000

File (hide): 8e5a174a2839a4a⋯.png (226.85 KB, 1000x1326, 500:663, qt1.png) (h) (u)


30f2ab (53)  No.945966

what the fuck accent is that


49dd5a (46)  No.945967

>>945961

>modern scots so conflict-averse that they cant even have an adversarial chamber


9f30f4 (15)  No.945968>>945969

Does this lad have a small hand or a large face?


01d431 (24)  No.945969


843428 (36)  No.945970>>945973 >>945981

File (hide): 787c31e81e14e5e⋯.jpg (52.73 KB, 750x554, 375:277, 1539292076091.jpg) (h) (u)

This is why steiner likes slags


4aedd2 (36)  No.945971

File (hide): 993f46a526d5f16⋯.png (360.62 KB, 475x570, 5:6, 1445899409473.png) (h) (u)

>Question Time

>Scotland

>First question about universal credit


9f30f4 (15)  No.945972

>less people

FEWER!


a18e6d (30)  No.945973

>>945970

>not preying on insecure french lasses


60a75a (6)  No.945974

File (hide): a4d00f5ac6a45eb⋯.jpeg (24.67 KB, 236x339, 236:339, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

I said I wasn't going to watch it but here I am watching it


01d431 (24)  No.945975

File (hide): 37595f7675fd61d⋯.jpg (28.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, thinkingpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>woman with male pattern baldness


9f30f4 (15)  No.945976

This is the most boring thing I've ever seen. Scottish QT is far too dry for me.


01d431 (24)  No.945977

>TWO WHOLE BUSSES to get to the job centre or food banks


0cbb69 (6)  No.945978

oh its a Scotland episode


49dd5a (46)  No.945979

>That audience

There are some right fucking creatures in Scotland


60a75a (6)  No.945980>>945983

Who the fuck ARE these people?


918315 (36)  No.945981

>>945970

is this saying that women in the uk are less confident or that they are less narcissistic?

>india 96%

>curry farts and mono brows

no


4aedd2 (36)  No.945982

File (hide): e37cfffb645ae5c⋯.png (279.63 KB, 580x350, 58:35, Dimbleby-pointing.png) (h) (u)

>Is Universal Credit the solution to the wog problem?

>yes sir! You with the black shirt and moustache….


01d431 (24)  No.945983

>>945980

The beautiful Scottish race


6953ad (10)  No.945984

File (hide): fd24877cb7812e7⋯.jpg (23.6 KB, 590x589, 590:589, 401265_1.jpg) (h) (u)

>Scots


60a75a (6)  No.945986>>945996

File (hide): 4de13add15428cd⋯.jpeg (50.9 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>there is only one Scotsman that has the slightest idea what's going on, the trouble we're in, and he'll never be on QT


01d431 (24)  No.945987>>946000

File (hide): e509f5ec62e0fe7⋯.png (228.99 KB, 1000x1326, 500:663, qt1.png) (h) (u)

>ENGLAND ISN'T PAYING ENOUGH TO UNEMPLOYED SCOTS!!!


bb60b0 (11)  No.945988

Fuck this. I'm a having a bowl of cereal


49dd5a (46)  No.945989

>SHEEmera

wot


0cbb69 (6)  No.945990>>946007

File (hide): f150aed332786f0⋯.webm (8.23 MB, 640x360, 16:9, DA DADA DADADA.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

eating some frys turkish lads


01d431 (24)  No.945991>>945993 >>945997

File (hide): 54f0b75dfd986d4⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 482x427, 482:427, wojakexhausted.jpg) (h) (u)

Why do we put ourselves through this shit?


02e41d (10)  No.945992

>we

Filtered


49dd5a (46)  No.945993>>945994

>>945991

Because hate and disdain is the only thing I'm capable of feeling any more


918315 (36)  No.945994>>946005

>>945993

this. who /husk/ here?


01d431 (24)  No.945995>>946000

File (hide): cef8ddb46dabedd⋯.png (236.73 KB, 1000x1326, 500:663, qt1.png) (h) (u)


6953ad (10)  No.945996>>945998

File (hide): 405b1bf070e5378⋯.jpg (127.52 KB, 1200x898, 600:449, DB2RF_-XkAUpgjA.jpg) (h) (u)

>>945986

You are right lad. There is only one.


60a75a (6)  No.945997>>946003

File (hide): df2480e47eb9187⋯.jpeg (86.31 KB, 400x611, 400:611, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>945991

I'm turning it off


60a75a (6)  No.945998>>946016

>>945996

Not him though


9f30f4 (15)  No.945999>>946008

So glad I'm a taff tbh.


bb60b0 (11)  No.946000>>946004


01d431 (24)  No.946001

>brexit wasn't wished by scotland, therefore scotland should be able to stay in the EU

My household voted 100% in favour of Brexit, we must therefore leave and deport all wogs


30f2ab (53)  No.946002>>946264

File (hide): c83fe9edc5e7bcf⋯.png (430.99 KB, 978x545, 978:545, 3405ab66c4927baa8c91a95a95….png) (h) (u)

>Brexit will be immensely damaging to Scotland


9f30f4 (15)  No.946003

>>945997

This is just boring AND annoying.


02e41d (10)  No.946004


49dd5a (46)  No.946005


30f2ab (53)  No.946006

>Scotland didn't vote for Brexit

>I want democracy to be observed

Shame it wasn't a Scottish referendum


36fbc6 (20)  No.946007

>>945990

gudlud


0cbb69 (6)  No.946008>>946015

File (hide): c1f64d13e475228⋯.webm (277.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, c1f64d13e475228723d374e3e….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


01d431 (24)  No.946009

Is that a tranny?


77c59f (7)  No.946010

Bankers bonuses tranny


60a75a (6)  No.946011>>946014

File (hide): d0a8401d19f49a2⋯.png (100.19 KB, 732x626, 366:313, image.png) (h) (u)

>tfw free of QT


9f30f4 (15)  No.946012

>it's a scottish author detects greater bennies from the EU than the UK government episode


4aedd2 (36)  No.946013

File (hide): a54957660b42d27⋯.jpg (17.05 KB, 400x250, 8:5, 9279-2.jpg) (h) (u)

>Scotland could be dragged out the EU against its will when Brexit in finalised.

>votes to be at the mercy of Westminster in 2014.

The keep asking about this bloody independence referendum.


36fbc6 (20)  No.946014

>>946011

it's worse reading the thread without watching tbh

best ti just leave for a while


9f30f4 (15)  No.946015

>>946008

Kek. Fuck off.


6953ad (10)  No.946016

>>945998

I was kidding, lad


30f2ab (53)  No.946017

>it hasn't even been on for 25 minutes

fucking hell


0cbb69 (6)  No.946018>>946019 >>946022

File (hide): 29a5f749fb2c824⋯.png (799.41 KB, 987x551, 987:551, firefox_2018-10-11_23-09-4….png) (h) (u)

jock qt?


49dd5a (46)  No.946019

>>946018

brainlet thot mammon worshipper


9f30f4 (15)  No.946020

>collectivism

We need sargon.


e27d4a (10)  No.946021

>>945957

kek these are getting dark


e27d4a (10)  No.946022

>>946018

aaayyy lmao


bb60b0 (11)  No.946023

>muh nukes


01d431 (24)  No.946024

>How dare the UK government put nuclear weapons in the UK


e27d4a (10)  No.946025

File (hide): 97aff3b7dbea72f⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 474x384, 79:64, 1533015859863.jpg) (h) (u)


4aedd2 (36)  No.946026

The amount of fishwives on TV right now. They all look the same


30f2ab (53)  No.946027>>946031

File (hide): 7c3e71a2eaccf08⋯.png (403.14 KB, 968x681, 968:681, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>democratic deficit

now that's what I call newspeak, fucking wew


01d431 (24)  No.946028

God I hope May gets ousted


49dd5a (46)  No.946029

>Submarines with warheads

>on "Scottish soil"

fucking dumb bint


e27d4a (10)  No.946030

god I hope theresa may dabs on (17)lad


9f30f4 (15)  No.946031

>>946027

Sounds right clever tho.


01d431 (24)  No.946032

god i hope theresa may bans all yanks


e27d4a (10)  No.946033>>946038 >>946045

is william walrus fighting for scottish freydum lads?


4aedd2 (36)  No.946034>>946037

Just have a hard border with the taigs and tell the Scots and the EJew to fuck off tbh. End of….


6953ad (10)  No.946035

Jock after Jock complaining about Brexit and how "Scotland didnt vote for it". Err no sweetie. It was a UK vote not a Scottish vote

You had a Scottish vote and you cucked yourselves of the chance of Independence. Sour grapes tbh


30f2ab (53)  No.946036

>people actually think the IRA will come back if there's a hard border


49dd5a (46)  No.946037

>>946034

The simple answer is no more Ireland tbh


6953ad (10)  No.946038

>>946033

No, he is queuing for his prescription heroin


a18e6d (30)  No.946039>>946043

>not bucking taig lasses and making sure the IRA doesn't come back


8bb57c (27)  No.946040>>946042 >>946052

File (hide): 7af627afe4725ed⋯.png (194.23 KB, 288x290, 144:145, funny-dog-chew-toys.png) (h) (u)

the solution to the ireland problem is bomber harris tbh


01d431 (24)  No.946041>>946044 >>946046 >>946047

Build a big fucking wall on the irish border and kick out all the catlicks

also send 5 million englishmen to colonise Scotland


49dd5a (46)  No.946042


8bb57c (27)  No.946043>>946048 >>946049

>>946039

>creating disgusting half-T*ig mu*ts


77c59f (7)  No.946044

>>946041

No jobs. Lets just deport all the Scottish left wingers to New Zealand.


b4c3fe (15)  No.946045

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8476c4 (17)  No.946046

>>946041

>also send 5 million englishmen to colonise Scotland

this

we need to complete the plantation we started


8bb57c (27)  No.946047

>>946041

this hadrian 2020


a18e6d (30)  No.946048

>>946043

tbqh most taigs are one ANGLOing away from accepting they're british


02e41d (10)  No.946049

>>946043

t. Seamus O'Hanlon


49dd5a (46)  No.946050

>no brexit because we might piss a few taigs off


30f2ab (53)  No.946051

>drugs are a disease not a crime

THE ETERNAL JOCK


36fbc6 (20)  No.946052

>>946040

>t. Paddy O'Malley McMickey O'Riley


a18e6d (30)  No.946053>>946058

exterminate taig men and redistribute their women

the solution to the irish border


4aedd2 (36)  No.946054

File (hide): ed86a0f48475099⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 626x461, 626:461, nutter keith.jpg) (h) (u)

>How do we stop the Scots from taking drugs?

>Just ban Scottish people tbh


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946055>>946056

Alri lads


49dd5a (46)  No.946056


8bb57c (27)  No.946057

the solution to the scot problem is fentynal


8bb57c (27)  No.946058>>946066

>>946053

that would just create another generation of secret taigs lad


6953ad (10)  No.946059

File (hide): 7588dd8ac221450⋯.jpg (61.59 KB, 468x437, 468:437, DY64zGzW4AEjllR.jpg) (h) (u)

Predictable Scottish audience approval for drugs


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946060>>946062 >>946063

File (hide): 169509b1999ad6a⋯.jpg (100.16 KB, 440x492, 110:123, 1500167136499.jpg) (h) (u)

>forgot about QT


8476c4 (17)  No.946061>>946066

tbh, they legalised abortion in ireland, next is norn - let them kill themselves


01d431 (24)  No.946062

>>946060

You did the right thing


9f30f4 (15)  No.946063

>>946060

It's a jock episode, lad. Painfully boring.


8bb57c (27)  No.946064

File (hide): 243bfac270b736e⋯.jpg (141 KB, 850x504, 425:252, sp_screengrab_942.jpg) (h) (u)

>dude weed

holy fuck celts were a mistake


8bb57c (27)  No.946065

keeek is this a tranny?


a18e6d (30)  No.946066>>946068

>>946058

>not bucking a taig lass until she renounces her heritage

>>946061

Abortion is never happening in Norn unless the baste Tories were to impose it without Stormont


01d431 (24)  No.946067

>the prisons have drugs in them too

Arm all guards, shoot smugglers on sight


8bb57c (27)  No.946068>>946077

>>946066

>thinking early 19th century american techniques worked 100 years later when muh heritage movies came out


01d431 (24)  No.946069>>946074

>scottish life expectancy - 56

wew


8bb57c (27)  No.946070

File (hide): 92e10994e8bbccb⋯.jpg (4.42 KB, 208x206, 104:103, 1479761399622s.jpg) (h) (u)

STOP USING CHEMS


49dd5a (46)  No.946071>>946075

File (hide): 373e87868fe9498⋯.jpg (213.14 KB, 648x800, 81:100, Aethelstan.jpg) (h) (u)

>ywn dab on the Scots and the Vikings at the same time


6953ad (10)  No.946072

File (hide): bf681adb8cedf46⋯.jpg (43.13 KB, 564x423, 4:3, Death-by-Hanging.jpg) (h) (u)

"Getting tougher doesn't help people leave their harmful behaviours behind"

Depends how tough you are willing to get…


8bb57c (27)  No.946073>>946076

that "woman" looks like tim curry with vampire teeth


4aedd2 (36)  No.946074

>>946069

Scotland is stuck in the 1850's?


01d431 (24)  No.946075>>946078

>>946071

The Anglo-Saxons were basically just Christian Vikings with a funny accent tbh


49dd5a (46)  No.946076

>>946073

irn bru and tennents tbh


a18e6d (30)  No.946077>>946080

>>946068

smh how will I tell my taig gf this :-(


49dd5a (46)  No.946078

>>946075

Delete this


8bb57c (27)  No.946079

File (hide): 70de8e602c64b3c⋯.jpg (111.27 KB, 1024x963, 1024:963, 1535375956549.jpg) (h) (u)

>more money for muh social work jobs

t. thot


8bb57c (27)  No.946080

>>946077

idk I am just a foreigner what do I know about ireland lad? do what you like


9f30f4 (15)  No.946081

>the gay is concerned about HIV


49dd5a (46)  No.946082>>946086

you could stop fannying about with welfare schemes and social workers overnight if you reopened a manufacturing base in this country removed the wogs okay thank you.


4aedd2 (36)  No.946083

>Scottish people

>poverty

They're fucking loaded but don't want to spend their money tbh.


8bb57c (27)  No.946084>>946087

File (hide): 9ce788003442076⋯.jpg (235.13 KB, 750x500, 3:2, D2010-DMD-0505-2362.jpg) (h) (u)

why zhaagaanash stick himself with sleepy needle?


30f2ab (53)  No.946085

File (hide): c012be86b26154f⋯.png (165.21 KB, 378x358, 189:179, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Gandhi?


8bb57c (27)  No.946086>>946092

>>946082

but that would ruin muh feminist hellscape of ruining mens lives then employing women and overpaying them with fiat money to tell the men they are losers and shove pills in their mouth while they vacuum babies out of their pussies and chop them up for moloch and belial


b4c3fe (15)  No.946087>>946088


8bb57c (27)  No.946088

>>946087

wew saved that looks interesting af lad


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946089

File (hide): aba24ff1f2b33d6⋯.jpg (472.15 KB, 1920x1199, 1920:1199, Beautiful-Pug-pugs-1372806….jpg) (h) (u)

>having a QT in jock parliament


30f2ab (53)  No.946090

NO IT HASN'T


8476c4 (17)  No.946091

File (hide): 6374e443ae09b5d⋯.png (133.43 KB, 290x351, 290:351, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>stop brexit because the small minority of jocks who work in finance might lose their jobs

good tbh, im sure jocks dont give a shit about those cunts


49dd5a (46)  No.946092>>946096

>>946086

you always describe this chthonic piss earth in a way that gets me boiling lad. thanks


30f2ab (53)  No.946093

File (hide): 1782a71fcc5aa20⋯.png (66.88 KB, 621x702, 23:26, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>bar charts in shakespeare


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946094

File (hide): b4df586ec786c88⋯.jpg (875.7 KB, 1488x1984, 3:4, puppiabeans.jpg) (h) (u)

>Guildford

>some paki comedian and House of cards memi writer


01d431 (24)  No.946095

I've lost all hope for this country. Might move to Poland


ad31ca (11)  No.946096

>>946092

It's very atmospheric to sit in a room with the dark winter sky outside, reading Steiner's rants.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946097

File (hide): 8559677d2a4bc02⋯.jpg (44.19 KB, 564x533, 564:533, whats that awful smell(2).jpg) (h) (u)

>Mad Max This Week


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946098

Keeek, Andrew Neil listing all the "we have x years left because of global warming" headlines


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946099>>946103

>Keeek


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946100>>946101 >>946102

>tfw could potentially meet Caroline Flint in a few days

Time to get a mummy gf


49dd5a (46)  No.946101

>>946100

munter


a18e6d (30)  No.946102>>946104

>>946100

she's clapped

what you really want is Liz Kendall


36fbc6 (20)  No.946103>>946105

>>946099

SA really shot himself in the foot there keeek


49dd5a (46)  No.946104

>>946102

another munter


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946105

File (hide): b6dc9ba563fc42d⋯.jpg (279.33 KB, 2400x1600, 3:2, Sad-pug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946103

What?

I just felt a bit of shame for using keeek tbh


49dd5a (46)  No.946106>>946107 >>946108

With usura hath no man a house of good stone

each block cut smooth and well fitting

that design might cover their face,

with usura

hath no man a painted paradise on his church wall

harpes et luz

or where virgin receiveth message

and halo projects from incision,

with usura

seeth no man Gonzaga his heirs and his concubines

no picture is made to endure nor to live with

but it is made to sell and sell quickly

with usura, sin against nature,

is thy bread ever more of stale rags

is thy bread dry as paper,

with no mountain wheat, no strong flour

with usura the line grows thick

with usura is no clear demarcation

and no man can find site for his dwelling.

Stonecutter is kept from his tone

weaver is kept from his loom

WITH USURA

wool comes not to market

sheep bringeth no gain with usura

Usura is a murrain, usura

blunteth the needle in the maid’s hand

and stoppeth the spinner’s cunning. Pietro Lombardo

came not by usura

Duccio came not by usura

nor Pier della Francesca; Zuan Bellin’ not by usura

nor was ‘La Calunnia’ painted.

Came not by usura Angelico; came not Ambrogio Praedis,

Came no church of cut stone signed: Adamo me fecit.

Not by usura St. Trophime

Not by usura Saint Hilaire,

Usura rusteth the chisel

It rusteth the craft and the craftsman

It gnaweth the thread in the loom

None learneth to weave gold in her pattern;

Azure hath a canker by usura; cramoisi is unbroidered

Emerald findeth no Memling

Usura slayeth the child in the womb

It stayeth the young man’s courting

It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth

between the young bride and her bridegroom

CONTRA NATURAM

They have brought whores for Eleusis

Corpses are set to banquet

at behest of usura.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946107>>946111


ad31ca (11)  No.946108

>>946106

I really prefer simpler poems, like Kipling's work, to this sort of thing.


4aedd2 (36)  No.946109

File (hide): 8a9e4eed2fff15a⋯.jpg (367.7 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, lets go hunting donald.jpg) (h) (u)

>Caroline Flint


2ed782 (26)  No.946110>>946114 >>946122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Cup of tea for dinner


49dd5a (46)  No.946111>>946118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

30f2ab (53)  No.946112

File (hide): 2dcc521b6ddb5e6⋯.jpg (28.67 KB, 320x286, 160:143, beautiful music pepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>Somebody put some music in the food for me

>Gimme some Reggae Reggae Sauce

>Hot Reggae Reggae Sauce

>It’s so nice I had to name it twice

>I call it Reggae Reggae Sauce.

>Hot Reggae Reggae Sauce

>Just like my baby it is the perfect delight.

>It’s got some peppers and some herbs and spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine).

>Me want some Reggae Reggae Sauce.

>Hot Reggae Reggae Sauce.

>It’s so nice with your jerk chicken. Make burgers finger lickin.

>And your bbq and your drumsticks

>Just put some Reggae Reggae Sauce on your list


2ed782 (26)  No.946113>>946116 >>946119

Playing outlast tbh


8476c4 (17)  No.946114>>946120 >>946122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>946110

>not a packet of crisp for dinner

get a load of this William


02e41d (10)  No.946115>>946117 >>946120

File (hide): 3d70455ed5f19e1⋯.png (346.39 KB, 720x720, 1:1, manatee.png) (h) (u)


ad31ca (11)  No.946116>>946120

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>946113

Listening to piano music and ambience videos tbh.


49dd5a (46)  No.946117

>>946115

Good lad


2ed782 (26)  No.946118

File (hide): 2f54e9da56928cd⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 2280x1820, 114:91, Dante 073.jpg) (h) (u)


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946119>>946120

File (hide): bc5b35f76121a09⋯.jpg (117.84 KB, 1024x678, 512:339, 38031686334_5d0b2f3c36_b.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946113

The bad lads have willies in that


2ed782 (26)  No.946120>>946156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>946114

I need to stop eating at this time tbh, I will eat steak tomorrow though since I'm off

>>946115

Almost keke

>>946116

Comfy, I want to listen to Elvis but it will ruin the immersion smfh

>>946119

Do they brap?


2ed782 (26)  No.946121>>946123

I really like the foxposting


4aedd2 (36)  No.946122>>946127

File (hide): 1a2f07e9c70eb84⋯.jpeg (9.16 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images (1).jpeg) (h) (u)

>>946110

>>946114

>No fish finger and jalapeño sandwich

Lads


ad31ca (11)  No.946123

File (hide): 625efdeeea69b6e⋯.png (10.35 KB, 739x86, 739:86, Untitled.png) (h) (u)

>>946121

It looks like the fox from the spirit quest episode of the Simpsons.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946124

File (hide): 7e5ef579338352a⋯.png (43.33 KB, 1000x1099, 1000:1099, smug.png) (h) (u)

>"a more emotionally intelligent Prime minister would have…"

>Liz implying May is autistic

Kek


49dd5a (46)  No.946125

gaudeamus omnes in domino


2ed782 (26)  No.946126

The little dance he does in Polk Salad Annie makes me feel happy


2ed782 (26)  No.946127

>>946122

Love fishy fingers me


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946128

File (hide): 7a3f8866ddf22f0⋯.png (10.19 KB, 314x364, 157:182, h5DXqH6.png) (h) (u)

Cans of lager for afters


2ed782 (26)  No.946129

File (hide): d7cd3a10bda7e17⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.28 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1521236614388.jpg) (h) (u)

>Puglad is an alkie


2ed782 (26)  No.946130>>946132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I did it smy wee


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946131

File (hide): 3d55c83ed2dd20a⋯.jpg (62.99 KB, 960x715, 192:143, fat-pug-17.jpg) (h) (u)

>braplad is a fart fetishist


ad31ca (11)  No.946132>>946135

>>946130

He had amazing vocal control. And he could put so much power into his voice.


8476c4 (17)  No.946133

File (hide): 5b5ed4067a4ae15⋯.png (65.67 KB, 579x562, 579:562, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>smy wee


2ed782 (26)  No.946134

File (hide): 9d6e8c65271f113⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.79 MB, 1855x1693, 1855:1693, 1519098502067.png) (h) (u)

>Puglad thinks I sniff farts


2ed782 (26)  No.946135>>946136

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>>946132

I love him lad


b4c3fe (15)  No.946136>>946138

>>946135

Dress up as him lad.


8476c4 (17)  No.946137>>946139 >>946140 >>946141 >>946180

File (hide): f1f6117d96c5973⋯.png (99.02 KB, 287x292, 287:292, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

what is he lads? scandi or something?


2ed782 (26)  No.946138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>946136

Thankee very much


b4c3fe (15)  No.946139>>946143

>>946137

Scottish and chug?


36fbc6 (20)  No.946140>>946142 >>946143

>>946137

he looks like peter kay in a lot of these pics


2ed782 (26)  No.946141

>>946137

Think he had some chug in him


49dd5a (46)  No.946142

>>946140

Garlic bread?


8476c4 (17)  No.946143

File (hide): c1c59ab2ffd089a⋯.png (37.71 KB, 315x331, 315:331, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


49dd5a (46)  No.946144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

best presley coming through


36fbc6 (20)  No.946145>>946146

File (hide): a3c569a692d896b⋯.jpg (137.62 KB, 634x932, 317:466, 434E8DE100000578-4796866-i….jpg) (h) (u)

>Cheese?

>on a burger?


49dd5a (46)  No.946146


30f2ab (53)  No.946147

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ask £100k for 12%

>get offers £100k for 30%

>try to bring them down to 15%

>all but one are out

>last guy offers £125k for 25%

>try to get it tp £150k for 20%

Wew, try and guess where they're from before you watch the vid >implying you will watch lads


2ed782 (26)  No.946148>>946150 >>946155

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3:27


4aedd2 (36)  No.946149

>peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich

*parp*

>…….

>Silent, but deadly


49dd5a (46)  No.946150>>946153

>>946148

I love him lads


30f2ab (53)  No.946151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh


2ed782 (26)  No.946152>>946154

File (hide): 158a0b3839d305f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1505854525900.jpg) (h) (u)

>Elvis bullies


2ed782 (26)  No.946153

>>946150

Good lad


4aedd2 (36)  No.946154

>>946152

*shits the jumpsuit*


8476c4 (17)  No.946155

File (hide): 8186f0cf7a5db75⋯.png (310.09 KB, 371x500, 371:500, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Elvis comes from the Irish name Ailbe, Eilfyw or Eilfw in Welsh

>notable person with that name was St Elvis

>last name rooted in anglosaxon, meaning Priests Clearing

>>946148

>that pathetic applause after that ending

smh, probably all boomers


9e909e (32)  No.946156>>946159

File (hide): c061359671fd598⋯.jpg (9.32 KB, 201x251, 201:251, images.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946120

>I will eat steak tomorrow though

Fillet steak was on offer today down the local


30f2ab (53)  No.946157

File (hide): db625c7bc583f26⋯.png (557.83 KB, 634x660, 317:330, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING BUT LAY OFF OF MY POO STAINED SHOES


2ed782 (26)  No.946158

File (hide): 8063ff92ece1d0e⋯.png (279.4 KB, 685x385, 137:77, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*Is loved by millions throughout time*


2ed782 (26)  No.946159>>946165

>>946156

Did you buy any?


30f2ab (53)  No.946160>>946162

File (hide): 62481b4ae2e9a84⋯.png (340.47 KB, 463x463, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A BRAPHOG,

FARTIN' ALL THE TIME,


9e909e (32)  No.946161

Elvis was a good lad


2ed782 (26)  No.946162

File (hide): 3a3d7036376883a⋯.jpg (49.05 KB, 583x438, 583:438, 1499240979529.jpg) (h) (u)


2ed782 (26)  No.946163

I'm going to use that one


36fbc6 (20)  No.946164>>946166

smh I wasnt proper bullying just think he looks a bit like Kay


9e909e (32)  No.946165>>946167

>>946159

Yeah >>945543


8476c4 (17)  No.946166>>946169 >>946170

File (hide): 55243e24e2ec254⋯.png (241.11 KB, 823x255, 823:255, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>946164

jej, you kinda have a point tbh


2ed782 (26)  No.946167>>946170

>>946165

>ElvisFoodposting

Good lad, need to get stuff to go with it tomorrow, might buy some potatos and do homemade chips, haven't decided yet


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946168

>Suzi Quatro is a munter now

Smdh


2ed782 (26)  No.946169

File (hide): 6cc69ff6797701f⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 332x215, 332:215, 1387383373700.gif) (h) (u)


9e909e (32)  No.946170

File (hide): e1e59e56b28cbed⋯.png (8.38 KB, 447x378, 149:126, At last I truely See.png) (h) (u)

>>946166

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>>946167

I don't like foodposting but for some reason putting a later Elvis with it makes it all good to me. Strange.


8476c4 (17)  No.946171>>946172 >>946173

File (hide): e3c5daa0d5bb343⋯.png (47.89 KB, 150x180, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

so what are we agreeing on then lads? is he a jock or some mix of english and jock?


30f2ab (53)  No.946172>>946175

>>946171

He's a mix of Jock, Taig, Kraut, Norman and Cherokee lad


36fbc6 (20)  No.946173>>946174

>>946171

he's from bolton clearly


8476c4 (17)  No.946174

File (hide): 1da6e20e0ba65d1⋯.jpg (76.41 KB, 750x457, 750:457, GARLIC BREAD.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946173

xDDDDDDD


8476c4 (17)  No.946175>>946176 >>946177 >>946184

File (hide): f7debf914e68137⋯.png (496.04 KB, 602x452, 301:226, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 6b8a2a2ae6d2e27⋯.png (92.09 KB, 279x307, 279:307, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>946172

he's not directly chug it seems, but he is

>


36fbc6 (20)  No.946176

File (hide): 3b7756d065758d6⋯.png (468.3 KB, 640x478, 320:239, jagi delet.png) (h) (u)


30f2ab (53)  No.946177

>>946175

1/32nd according to that tree


8476c4 (17)  No.946178

File (hide): dfa7bc0536c26ec⋯.png (64.26 KB, 933x332, 933:332, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


30f2ab (53)  No.946179

Oh wait shit his granny and grandad were both descended from the same chug, does that mean it's 1/16th instead?


77c59f (7)  No.946180

>>946137

Scot-Irish and French Norman on his mums side. Scots and German on his dads side. To me he looks Scottish.


30f2ab (53)  No.946181

File (hide): 99ada625d3bea68⋯.png (367.52 KB, 500x694, 250:347, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Gene "nonce hunter" Vincent was best anyway tbh


4aedd2 (36)  No.946182>>946183 >>946185 >>946186 >>946189 >>946192

File (hide): 9a8695a7e162b59⋯.gif (729.47 KB, 290x240, 29:24, tenor (1).gif) (h) (u)

Steak so tender, steak so sweet

Never let me go

You have made my waist complete

And I love you so

Steak so tender, steak so blue

All my buns fulfill

For my kitchen I love you

And I always will

Love me sosig, love me cheese

Take you to my heart

For it's there that I wheeze

And will never part

Love me bacon, love me baps

All my belly fulfill

For my darling I love you

And I'm never full

Love me tendies, love me beers

Tell me you are mine

I'll be yours through all the years

'Til the end of time

Beef so tender, love me true

Custard creams fulfill

Steak my darling, I love you

And I'm never full


8476c4 (17)  No.946183

File (hide): e3c742470372e61⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 267x219, 89:73, laughing.gif) (h) (u)

>>946182

>For it's there that I wheeze


77c59f (7)  No.946184>>946188

>>946175

The name Burdine originates from Brittany. Jews lie all the time and claim anyone who has the respect of Americans in an attempt to endear themselves.


9e909e (32)  No.946185

File (hide): 7e285988d75e90f⋯.gif (423.53 KB, 267x200, 267:200, Ainsley Spicy.gif) (h) (u)


36fbc6 (20)  No.946186

File (hide): 3b8c566784ee7a0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.93 KB, 200x182, 100:91, 693.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946182

don't tell 2ed782 I gave you this


30f2ab (53)  No.946187>>946188

File (hide): d54fd75c7420e19⋯.png (213.01 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Wise men say only fools flush in

But I can't help falling in love with poo

Shall I stain?

Would it be a sin

If I can't help falling in love with poo?

Live a toilet flows surely to the sea

Darling so it goes

Some things are meant to be

Take my hand, take my whole life too

For I can't help falling in love with poo


8476c4 (17)  No.946188>>946190

File (hide): 961924f6d8457ec⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1200x916, 300:229, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>946184

this one it has been removed, its a bit clearer too

>>946187

i dont think he liked poo, lad. thats how he died

>tfw elvis made the first poopost by having it on all the newspaper headlines


2ed782 (26)  No.946189

File (hide): 2344b77a53971ad⋯.jpg (13.6 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1484100577477.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946182

>Love me sosig


77c59f (7)  No.946190

>>946188

Its clear that he was distantly Cherokee but I can't find any evidence to claim he is jewish except the family tree posted earlier (which could be faked) and articles by jews claiming his as one of the tribe.


77c59f (7)  No.946191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3fefc8 (6)  No.946192

File (hide): 8104d8b1df157ef⋯.jpg (379.58 KB, 1000x1147, 1000:1147, happy ted.jpg) (h) (u)


3fefc8 (6)  No.946193>>946194 >>946195 >>946197 >>946241 >>946291

File (hide): 750e67a4ba4600f⋯.jpg (537.94 KB, 750x725, 30:29, 750e67a4ba.jpg) (h) (u)

Going to have my first ever cheeky nando's tomorrow lads. I know nothing of it other than memmies from here, what am I in for?

Will read replies as I go to bed tbh.


2ed782 (26)  No.946194>>946196

File (hide): efd0391e3592d97⋯.jpg (43.75 KB, 728x469, 104:67, 1499004040720.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946193

I have never had it myself tbh, but I've heard you can order a whole fucking chicken


8476c4 (17)  No.946195>>946196

>>946193

its usually full of pakis, coz its halal


3fefc8 (6)  No.946196>>946198

File (hide): 1521cb1af909ec0⋯.png (352.17 KB, 480x480, 1:1, WHAEEERG!.png) (h) (u)

>>946194

>>946195

smh. Thanks lads, I don't want to go tbh but I'm being forced under duress.


4aedd2 (36)  No.946197>>946200

>>946193

The peri peri salt is nice.

Extra hot is not as hot as you think. Half a chicken and a side of chips will make you full for under £12. You can refill your drink as much as you like but it is watered down. You can also have a doggy bag to take away with you.

The clientele is just the same riff raff you'd expect in KFC but more well behaved. Bizarre south american theme where the music is really annoying.


2ed782 (26)  No.946198>>946200

File (hide): 9319934983ac8fc⋯.jpg (52.1 KB, 664x443, 664:443, 143897799336.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946196

Are you going on a date?


49dd5a (46)  No.946199

yeah get the peri peri chips


3fefc8 (6)  No.946200>>946202

File (hide): 93f993726cbf988⋯.jpg (15.2 KB, 271x400, 271:400, 7ff64.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946197

Thanks lad, I unironically feel better prepared for the experience with this knowledge under my belt. And I've never particularly been a fan of hot/spicy food really, so that's good to know.

>You can refill your drink as much as you like

I don't suppose that counts for beer too by any chance.

>>946198

Work friends lad.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946201>>946203 >>946204 >>946216

>tfw not kissing the lass rn


4aedd2 (36)  No.946202>>946205

>>946200

No probs

Unfortunately not, just the usual coca cola brands, fanta, sprite, etc. You can order a beer or cider from the menu but they're weak and quite pricey. Roughly £4 for an ale last time I czeched.


3fefc8 (6)  No.946203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2ed782 (26)  No.946204

File (hide): 786830a81f2e72c⋯.png (251.88 KB, 421x460, 421:460, 1496086515432.png) (h) (u)


3fefc8 (6)  No.946205>>946230

File (hide): 4518b36a649f739⋯.jpg (60.2 KB, 900x900, 1:1, based grady.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946202

>looks online for the prices of beers at nando's

Fug, think I just had a heart palpitation. Might just have to have one or two beforehand then to make up for it.

Cheers and goodnight.


15f9e9 (12)  No.946206

File (hide): 2dae66124853e62⋯.jpg (83.57 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Cased_Pike_as347a1652z-1.jpg) (h) (u)


25adb1 (3)  No.946207>>946210

File (hide): 2ea55a3233dd9d9⋯.mp4 (778.82 KB, 308x360, 77:90, BIG.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


15f9e9 (12)  No.946208>>946212

File (hide): eb73f6eb887fe60⋯.mp4 (7.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Spic vs Steiner.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


30b49d (3)  No.946209>>946211 >>946248

File (hide): 902a43347a324b7⋯.jpg (60.96 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, ifu7p28r32511.jpg) (h) (u)

It's friday, bois


30b49d (3)  No.946210

>>946207

Me on the road tbh. Smaller cars respects the bulk


15f9e9 (12)  No.946211>>946219

>>946209

you should make a dating profile this weekend lad. You promised you would months ago


8bb57c (27)  No.946212>>946214

>>946208

I love that show tbh


8bb57c (27)  No.946213

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


15f9e9 (12)  No.946214>>946215

>>946212

you should become a doggo whisperer lad


8bb57c (27)  No.946215

>>946214

that would be comfy tbh


8bb57c (27)  No.946216>>946217 >>946218

>>946201

>no STOMPING a thot's face in then dabing on her


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946217

>>946216

Smdh lad, bit violent

lynching her would be more suitable tbh smh


15f9e9 (12)  No.946218>>946220

>>946216

did you move lumber for the mummy lad? Did she give you lemonade and push her milkers in your face?


30b49d (3)  No.946219

>>946211

Driving right now so I can't smh later laddos and deggos


8bb57c (27)  No.946220>>946223 >>946224

>>946218

yeah but she paid me 40 instead of 50 like a stereotype


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946221

File (hide): b72416e6c9689af⋯.jpg (66.82 KB, 1199x620, 1199:620, b72416e6c9689affd5ea5ce938….jpg) (h) (u)

>22st dropped his trip


8bb57c (27)  No.946222>>946235


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946223

File (hide): a25bcb567a9069d⋯.jpg (101.6 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Pug_Dog2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946220

Poor lad


15f9e9 (12)  No.946224>>946226

>>946220

you should burn her house down


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946225

File (hide): 4fc6833bd444449⋯.jpg (234.47 KB, 800x800, 1:1, dougthepug.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw a lass kisses you

public snogging is pretty lewd tbh


8bb57c (27)  No.946226

>>946224

there are bigger fish to fry where she lives tbh, the local/ regional antifa seems to be in her town


15f9e9 (12)  No.946227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d1478e (1)  No.946228>>946229 >>946232

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Welcome to the Ethnostate


81fdd7 (11)  No.946229

File (hide): a034be08a2c1478⋯.png (252.16 KB, 350x390, 35:39, confused Frenchman.png) (h) (u)

>>946228

>/pol/ asmr


81fdd7 (11)  No.946230>>946244

>>946205

I went to a place the other week where the beers were mostly over £5. Needless to say I didn't order anything.


c6964c (2)  No.946231>>946233

Down 3000 in 2 days on my mutual funds. Probably another 1500 tomorrow. Despair.png.


32efd0 (1)  No.946232


81fdd7 (11)  No.946233>>946237

File (hide): db88919f0c32a45⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, redwojak 2.png) (h) (u)

>>946231

What investments?


15f9e9 (12)  No.946234

serves you right for playing Jew shekel games


843428 (36)  No.946235>>946237

>>946222

Have you sold your silver while the price is high or whatever?


81fdd7 (11)  No.946236>>946238

File (hide): 68e2fa7b39eda06⋯.jpg (45.97 KB, 419x401, 419:401, bleach review.jpg) (h) (u)

>the shredded banksy painting is now worth double

Thatcher was right. There is no society.


c6964c (2)  No.946237

>>946233

they were just mutual funds full of other stocks. i got into them earlier this year and i'm down about 1.5% after 8 months. I'm hoping for a rebound before the end of the year which is possible, but fuck, the years of 9% growth are behind us for a long time i think.

>>946235

silver hasn't gone up. It's up about 2% in the last month and will continue to go down for the foreseeable future. It didn't rise with the recent stock plummets like it should've which leads me to believe silver isn't a precious metal anymore and is basically just a over-mined commodity. i have 100 oz of it though.


0dbf0c (2)  No.946238>>946239

>>946236

Lad it's all a massive PR stunt.


81fdd7 (11)  No.946239

>>946238

That much is obvious. The depressing fact is that anybody pays attention.


77c59f (7)  No.946241>>946242 >>946243 >>946244

>>946193

Its totally overrated. Expensive. Full of wogs.


81fdd7 (11)  No.946242>>946244

>>946241

That doesn't distinguish it from any other place in England.


15f9e9 (12)  No.946243>>946244 >>946248

>>946241

it's just McDonalds with cutlery


578c79 (1)  No.946244>>946245 >>946247

File (hide): 2bcc687c9b2850f⋯.jpg (58.39 KB, 633x758, 633:758, morning feels.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1103e8f7c6b7274⋯.jpg (54.3 KB, 662x712, 331:356, 5 wo'jak shadow.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946230

>mfw £4.25 for 330ml of some random pisswater

>>946241

>>946242

>>946243

Sounds about what I expected. Oh well, at least there aren't many wogs around here.


81fdd7 (11)  No.946245>>946247

>>946244

tbh I unironically like nandos, and as much as everybody here seems to associate it with xenos every one I've been to hasn't had any more wogs or pakis in it than you'd see anywhere else in town. Drinks are expensive if you don't want liquid aspartame, which is par for the course when you eat out. Spicy grilled chicken is spicy grilled chicken. The Portuguese are based and civic.


843428 (36)  No.946246

All the royals are marrying commoners now.

>tfw if we won the euromillions, started a business, and became a socialite any of us could marry one of the princesses

Then we just need to kill all other members and inherit the throne.


8476c4 (17)  No.946247

>>946244

>>946245

i dont eat halal shit


ae319d (13)  No.946248>>946249

File (hide): a5a615c1c25cdd1⋯.jpg (54.06 KB, 686x400, 343:200, THE LADS TBH.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946243

>>946209

F R I D A Y N I G H T L A D S

What are yous lot's plans then? For me, it's a cheeky night out with the Smithster and I'm hoping Sasha will be out because I've been wanting to shag her for weeks now.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946249>>946251

File (hide): 3c7653599da3280⋯.jpg (16.93 KB, 249x249, 1:1, 3c7.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946248

have a lass over


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lads…


ae319d (13)  No.946251>>946252

File (hide): 804e7e41304f655⋯.jpg (80.65 KB, 660x484, 15:11, capybara stare.jpg) (h) (u)


843428 (36)  No.946252>>946253

File (hide): 1ee9f26b00b5784⋯.png (854.33 KB, 813x1024, 813:1024, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946253

File (hide): 8f97bc9f7b41381⋯.jpg (100.74 KB, 900x714, 150:119, hJLEzfh-1.jpg) (h) (u)


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946254>>946255


843428 (36)  No.946255

File (hide): c4fc04ab641e22b⋯.png (304.23 KB, 480x394, 240:197, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

thewest.jpg

>>946254

its giving the other one a hug haha


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946256


15f9e9 (12)  No.946257>>946258

File (hide): c007ffc9df16207⋯.jpg (110.3 KB, 800x640, 5:4, coyot.jpg) (h) (u)

I hate those little rat dogs so much. I want to see them all ripped apart by coyots


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946258

File (hide): a101d12cc4ba8e7⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 2896x1931, 2896:1931, Capybara-4K.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946257

Which ones? Pugs or Capybaras?


ae319d (13)  No.946259

File (hide): ca5c1628dc5956a⋯.jpg (50.73 KB, 816x448, 51:28, ragnar_atheist.jpg) (h) (u)

>(((((Vikings)))))


352f7b (4)  No.946260

>>945588

Which organization?


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946261

File (hide): 0c1f99a927d86b7⋯.png (43.08 KB, 242x310, 121:155, 1416102326424(1).png) (h) (u)

Reminder anti-capybara is code for anti-white


b4c3fe (15)  No.946262>>946265 >>946266

Why do people let politics rule their life or perspectives? Is it an autistic trait?


62ed11 (14)  No.946263

File (hide): c57160b1380b4d5⋯.jpeg (1.14 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

Why aren't you more fashionable lads?


352f7b (4)  No.946264

>>945957

>yellow front number plate

>>>/holland/

>>946002

Good lad


15f9e9 (12)  No.946265>>946269

>>946262

mindless tribalism and addiction to the affirmation provided by belonging to an in-group


ae319d (13)  No.946266>>946269

>>946262

Because they allow it to consume them, and take a sick pleasure from wallowing in self-indulgent nihilism and despair, foregoing development in any other area of their lives.


62ed11 (14)  No.946267

What's a deggo?


ae319d (13)  No.946268

I'm considering becoming a poo lord


b4c3fe (15)  No.946269>>946271 >>946272 >>946274

>>946266

>>946265

My father basically lives for radio 4 at this stage, yesterday he told me that chugs were treated like black people (as in black people are very much persecuted).

My school friend is basically a member of momentum now and has rebranded himself Bill from William.


62ed11 (14)  No.946270>>946275

What are good clothes to get for Autumn and winter? I want to look cool without being an obvious fashion victim


15f9e9 (12)  No.946271

File (hide): b83880a7e8981d6⋯.jpg (18.19 KB, 215x315, 43:63, Milo7764.jpg) (h) (u)

>>946269

LIBTARDS LOL


62ed11 (14)  No.946272

File (hide): e51b6056803eb23⋯.jpeg (79.04 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>946269

Why can't people see that being Left wing MAKES SENSE?


62ed11 (14)  No.946273

File (hide): b0f8d04293dc908⋯.jpeg (67.72 KB, 585x765, 13:17, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

Where can you buy clothes like this?


25adb1 (3)  No.946274>>946277

>>946269

You should scalp your father while telling him to stop screaming because he's destroying this beautiful form of native American expression.


843428 (36)  No.946275>>946278

>>946270

wear gucci lad heard its what alphas wear


352f7b (4)  No.946276

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b4c3fe (15)  No.946277>>946279

>>946274

I got it confused, he was talking about the caucaus asian of Russia but either way he shoehorned in some nonsense about blacks in the west.


62ed11 (14)  No.946278


25adb1 (3)  No.946279

>>946277

Then you should have shot him in the back with a compound bow from horse back and told him to stop being a bigot when he complains about iot hurting.


ae319d (13)  No.946280

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Goodbye Dyson, hullo Madyson.

>ywn be this brave


62ed11 (14)  No.946281

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Is anyone making a new thread?


49dd5a (46)  No.946282>>946284

The Noble savage is literally the dumbest fanfiction white people have ever come up with.


09ccae (7)  No.946283>>946285 >>946287

>waited all day to ask Steiner about the Vietnam war

<had to come off the computer 1 min after he started replying


62ed11 (14)  No.946284

>>946282

It was always a form of elite virtue signalling - that they alone we're sophisticated enough to look down on their own culture and out the other on a pedestal


b4c3fe (15)  No.946285>>946290

>>946283

Wew, I want to watch you ask your questions lad.


62ed11 (14)  No.946286>>946288 >>946289

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Having body image issues plz help lads


352f7b (4)  No.946287>>946290

>>946283

Ask me, lad


49dd5a (46)  No.946288>>946296

>>946286

Same Ive lost 5 stone in two years and Im still not comfortable.


b4c3fe (15)  No.946289>>946296

>>946286

Is your body just for you? or you want to impress other humans with it?


09ccae (7)  No.946290>>946293 >>946297

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>>946285

just read his answers the last thread and he dodged the fuck out of the question. started talking about pacific theater of WW2 which was NOT nearly as aesthetic

>>946287

do you know any Vietnam vets?


30f2ab (53)  No.946291

>>946193

It's literally just chicken in paprika, that's it


d3e4fa (2)  No.946293


09ccae (7)  No.946294

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also how the fuck did the North Vietnamese take over 850,000 military casualties and still kept fighting the war when the US only took around 50,000


62ed11 (14)  No.946295>>946303

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Why do kids cartoons always have weird paedophilia undertones?


62ed11 (14)  No.946296>>946299 >>946313

>>946288

How did you lose so much?

>>946289

Impress humans


8bb57c (27)  No.946297

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>>946290

supposedly in vietnam when they were using starlight scopes (early nato night vision) they had red filters and supposedly some people started seeing demons and such and they switched to green lenses

@ 46


09ccae (7)  No.946298>>946300 >>946304

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>steiner reply out of nowhere


b4c3fe (15)  No.946299

>>946296

I think it's not always possible, if you were really obese in the past or have an unusual face. Formerly obese people have loose skin and stretch marks. Unusual faced people can't really fix that. If you have either of the two, don't worry too much.


8bb57c (27)  No.946300>>946306 >>946307

>>946298

just woke up tbh


62ed11 (14)  No.946301

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ae319d (13)  No.946302>>946309

I'm reading about French San Domingo and in this bit about the degeneration of the whites I see a lot of parallels with modern Britain

>"Lost as they were among their immense herds of slaves, the colonists suffered two fatal consequences: by contact with these primitive beings, they necessarily absorbed much of these people's nature, defects, and vices; from a life spent almost wholly among inferiors, their own characters naturally degenerated."

>"This fatal influence weighed upon the Creole from the very moment of his birth. A royal officer laments those Creole children "corrupted in the cradle by the negresses' milk and vices." And everything contributed to stimulate the Creole child's wilfulness and vanity. That slave nurse, who dared give him no direct command; those slave playmates, "condemned to flatter his lightest whim"; those parents, proverbial for overfond indulgence;--all these combined to make of him a pampered little tyrant, unable to endure the slightest opposition. Most writers on San Domingo quote the classic story of the Creole child who, told there was no egg, demanded two. Add a precocious knowledge, gained by constant observation of the indecencies and cruelties of plantation life, and the conduct of the future man when exposed to the temptations of unrestrained authority is easy to foresee."

The transformation of our lower classes into niggers seems almost entirely complete, and the rest don't seem far behind.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946303>>946310

>>946295

>literally a cock and balls


b4c3fe (15)  No.946304>>946312

>>946298

Lol, Steiner is always here lad.

What's the best general book to read? Also any biographies of Ho Chi Minh?


ae319d (13)  No.946305

Only ==HIGH EFFORT== posts now please lads beyond this line

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09ccae (7)  No.946306>>946315

>>946300

before thread dies, do you blame LbJ for keeping the war going unnecessarily, or do you think it was the right thing to keep fighting?


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946307

>>946300

Quality fat sweaty Elvis there


4aedd2 (36)  No.946308>>946311

Eugenie looks gorgeous today


ad31ca (11)  No.946309

>>946302

Fascinating.


62ed11 (14)  No.946310

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>>946303

Yeah. Also, two of the female characters in that show came out as lezzers in a recent episode and "broke the Internet"


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946311>>946316

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>>946308

She always does tbf


8bb57c (27)  No.946312

>>946304

I honestly don't know that much about vietnam tbh

there is a book called stalking the vietcong by stuart herrington which talk about the phoenix project which was run by spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) and they did MK shit to the gooks


49dd5a (46)  No.946313

>>946296

I started walking at first, then hit the gym. My diet is still a bit poo but I just exercise like a madman now.


b9e4c3 (31)  No.946314>>946317

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Is Steiner a juggalo shaman?


8bb57c (27)  No.946315>>946320

>>946306

it was literally a pointless war, even more pointless than iraq. they should have never gone above what Kennedy wanted with adivisors


4aedd2 (36)  No.946316

>>946311

Singing Ave Maria rn

Much much better procession than the ginge & 56%er wedding.


8bb57c (27)  No.946317

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>>946314

>ywn get married by a juggalo shaman


d3e4fa (2)  No.946318>>946319

>get shreddies

>pour on milk

>put it in the microwave

KINO


09ccae (7)  No.946319

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09ccae (7)  No.946320

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>>946315

a very aesthetic war however


62ed11 (14)  No.946321

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NOBODY MADE A NEW THREAD

You all just fucked it up again!


b4c3fe (15)  No.946322

>h




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