▶ 213513 (8) No.322908>>322922
▶ c8bc8d (4) No.322911>>322922
▶ 40117c (18) No.322912
▶ b6feec (6) No.322914>>322922
GOOD LAD
ALSO NEVER FORGET, RAZOR RUDD DESERVES THE SCUD.
▶ b8cd57 (4) No.322916
▶ 189b4c (12) No.322917
▶ 213513 (8) No.322918
>all those recounts
>for the most labour conservative yet
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322919
Amber "Keep Recounting Until You Get The Right Result" Rudd
▶ b8855c (35) No.322920
▶ e911f0 (4) No.322921>>322925 >>322926
shameless repost
who will challenge Jez now that he's asserted his dominance as alpha male of the UK?
▶ 22b5d5 (4) No.322924
Americlap here
Take this tiddy dragon for good luck Britbongs, I hope you guys get out of the EU proper
▶ b6feec (6) No.322925
>>322921
>Implying Gorgeous George won't crack his head open and eat the jelly inside.
▶ 42411d (9) No.322926
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322927
TORIES REQUIRE 38 OF 52 REMAINING SEATS
▶ fef171 (22) No.322929
I TRY SO HARD AND GO SO FAR
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
▶ b8855c (35) No.322930>>322931 >>322965
▶ 213513 (8) No.322931>>322937
>>322930
Better than no Brexit
▶ 7128dc (29) No.322932>>322935
>Tory-DUP coalition
>forces conservative to the right
>embarrassing election forces Mummy May to resign like the cuckess she is
Is everything actually going to turn out okay?
▶ 497d98 (6) No.322933>>322936 >>322938 >>322969
The worst thing about elections is yanks constantly appearing in threads and doing the international equivalent of girlposting.
No one gives a shit that you're a yank. Go away
▶ 8dc1b8 (2) No.322934
▶ 6c4a61 (3) No.322935
▶ 213513 (8) No.322936
▶ b8855c (35) No.322937>>322945
>>322931
It means free movement, fuck that.
▶ 9ee313 (1) No.322938>>322941
>>322933
*posts pictures of my guns
(^:
▶ fef171 (22) No.322939>>322953
>searching for DUP on google
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322940>>322953
>muh hard tory brexit
This is a shit, stop repeating it
▶ 42411d (9) No.322941>>322944 >>322946 >>322951
>>322938
yeah well check these bad boys out
▶ d7d917 (19) No.322942
https://twitter.com/chloehodgexo/status/873000157293535233
Based UKIP lad behind Corbyn mouthing "terrorist sympathiser"
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322943>>322952
SNP -20
May sacrificed herself to get rid of the ginger menace
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322944
>>322941
*blows emergency whistle*
▶ 189b4c (12) No.322945>>322948 >>322966
>>322937
DUP want free movement? I need some red pills on DUP immigration and stance on race. I know they hate fags.
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.322947>>322950
how many seats cans the tories lose and still get enough to form a gov with the dup?
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322948
>>322945
For DUP free movement means no Irish border
▶ 605fb8 (1) No.322949>>322954 >>322955 >>322958
>just spent 5 seconds trying to open a bottle I've already opened
Goodnight lads.
▶ b8855c (35) No.322950
>>322947
They need at least 315
▶ 7128dc (29) No.322953>>322966
>>322939
What I don't get is the DUP is apparently a euroskeptic nationalist party, but didn't norn iron vote to remain in the EU?
>>322940
The issue is more complicated than that. Tories as a whole are obviously anti-brexit. But of the people who ARE in favor of brexit, most of them are in the conservative party. Very few (cryptos like corbyn, possibly) are in labour and other parties.
Basically, you're fucked either way, but possibly brexit gets fucked less with tories.
▶ b6feec (6) No.322954
>>322949
Sweet dreams laddo.
▶ 7f7678 (7) No.322955
>>322949
Fucking hell lad, sweet dreams
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322956
TORIES NEED 27 OF 46 REMAINING SEATS
▶ c8bc8d (4) No.322958
▶ 213513 (8) No.322959>>322970
▶ 9082e5 (2) No.322960>>322962 >>322964
So if tories don't get that 27 seats, they have to make a coalition with DUP right?
▶ 497d98 (6) No.322961
▶ b8855c (35) No.322962
▶ 7f7678 (7) No.322963
>Tfw memmies will become reality
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322964
>>322960
Yup
Hope the DUP squeeze the bastards hard on it
▶ 7128dc (29) No.322965>>322975
>>322930
Is free movement even that bad for UK? They only have a land border with ireland, after all. I assume free movement in post-EU UK doens't meant that ahmed and fatimah get to flood through the chunnel, right?
Or at the very least, couldn't they just make an easy compromise and say that irish and britbongs can freely cross the border, but leave it at that instead of having it include the rest of the eurocucks?
▶ c89730 (24) No.322966>>322974
>>322945
They're anti-immigration, this probably means no Irish border as Herts said tbh.
>>322953
>but didn't norn iron vote to remain in the EU?
This was more because no one wanted an Irish border than because anyone here has any love for the EU tbh.
▶ d4a577 (1) No.322967
▶ 83553e (2) No.322969
>>322933
I'm 12 and I like this
▶ 7de641 (2) No.322970
>>322959
It won't be a coalition, it'll be a minority government.
▶ e911f0 (4) No.322971>>322980
can't do it anymore lads
enjoyed the sweet tunes before the exit poll though
▶ c8bc8d (4) No.322973>>322980 >>322999
I'm also off. Night lads.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322974>>322976
>>322966
Would that mean putting border control between NI and the mainland? I wouldn't mind that tbh
▶ b8855c (35) No.322975>>322981 >>322994
>>322965
There is no hard border with ireland. You walk right through currently. No Passport needed. It's every scumbag that Europe lets in and is free to roam once they get their status like the Dutch Somalians moving to Britian, and the millions of Turks and the Gypsys and Eastern gangs.
▶ b8855c (35) No.322976
>>322974
There is a pre EU agreement between Ireland and Britain regarding the border it could be argued.
▶ 213513 (8) No.322978
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.322979>>322987
▶ 7f7678 (7) No.322980
▶ 7128dc (29) No.322981>>322985 >>322994
>>322975
Right, but if you limited free movement to ONLY across the NI border, you wouldn't have all those somalis and turks from continental europe flooding in, right?
I'm just saying you can make an open border deal with NI separately from the rest of the eurocucks, right?
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.322982
>tfw 7am and half pissed
Fucking hate the tories and labour tbqh lads, fuck them all
▶ d2872d (13) No.322983>>322990 >>322991 >>322992
▶ 78a191 (1) No.322984
Alright lads, just woke up, what did I miss?
▶ b8855c (35) No.322985>>323024
>>322981
Problem is EU will say Ireland can't unilaterally have border agreements it's part of the EU and for trade and movement they will not relent
▶ 36db21 (1) No.322986
PHILIP DAVIS HELD SHIPLEY
▶ da5259 (6) No.322987
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>>322979
>(1)
I've taken the nonce pill tbh. I'm going to laugh while it all burns until people are ready to go full dafty.
They want more rape and terrorism? Ok.
▶ 6c4a61 (3) No.322988
▶ 42411d (9) No.322989>>322997
This has inspired me to set up a party for 2022.
It's either gonna be
Village Green Preservation Society (VGPS)
Hwicce Independence Party (HIP)
Fuck All Potholes (FAP)
Wish me luck.
▶ 213513 (8) No.322990
>>322983
saw that coming tbh
▶ 334e0c (12) No.322991
>>322983
>strawpoll
I won't fall for that again lad.
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322992
>>322983
>strawpoll
Nigga I ain't clickin that shit
▶ 31629b (3) No.322993
I am not surprised. Why doe we exist in such a shit world , is a question I need to question.
Democracy has failed.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322994>>323024
>>322975
>the Dutch Somalians
The Italian Moroccans are the best tbh, what would we do with their diverse Mediterranean food?
>>322981
>I'm just saying you can make an open border deal with NI separately from the rest of the eurocucks, right?
I'm not sure about that tbh. If it concerns the EU border then isn't that EU's domain rather than the Republic's?
▶ 5249fd (10) No.322995>>322996
30 of 37 seats for Tory majority. Going to be a hung parliament.
New machine needed.
▶ 42411d (9) No.322996>>322998 >>323001
▶ 140f7d (21) No.322997>>323004
>>322989
>no Ginnie Appreciation Party
▶ b6feec (6) No.322998
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.322999
>>322973
Yes… It is night. :^)
▶ b8855c (35) No.323000>>323008
▶ 5249fd (10) No.323001
I'm off to bed, it's over tbh, almost certainly a hung parliament and hopefully DUP will carry Tories to government.
>>322996
Nah without, only 20 needed with DUP
▶ 40117c (18) No.323003
CON short by 8
DUP-TORY GOV
▶ 42411d (9) No.323004
>>322997
Grey Squirrels are a blight upon this land.
Girl also needs to lose the lipstick.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323005>>323012 >>323013
>Simon Hamilton on BBC
NORN ON THE WORLD STAGE LADS
LITTLE PEOPLE DOING BIG THINGS
▶ 83553e (2) No.323006>>323010
How many seats are the DUP expected to have?
▶ d2872d (13) No.323007>>323009 >>323016 >>323018 >>323060
>Rotherham report reveals Labour council covering up child rape gangs before 2015 general election
>Labour vote goes up
>BBC produces "three girls" documentary portraying the whole thing, shocking viewers
>Labour vote continues goes up
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323008>>323125
>>323000
Trips for papal heretics getting wrecked, T.B.H.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323009
▶ 40117c (18) No.323010
>>323006
All the seats for Ulster has came in.
DUP has 10.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323011
>forecast: Tories short by 8
>DUP have 10 seats
So it's the Zionist timeline we're in then?
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323012>>323026
>>323005
You've done well lad remember to give them hope before you swing the final blow
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323013>>323026
>>323005
You really want hyper focus back on NI again? I'll enjoy listening to NI accents back on the telly.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323016
>>323007
pic related, but with different flags
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323017>>323020
>>323014
>tfw can recite this at whim
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323018
>>323007
People just don't care, they would rather their socialism than protect their own. Gibsmedat over safety and security
▶ 7de641 (2) No.323019>>323022
>Corbyn supports the IRA
>is kept out of power by the DUP
poetry
▶ 42411d (9) No.323020>>323021
Lads this is a good thing surely? May won't be able to do her Internet shit anymore with a fucked up parliament, she won't be able to war with Syria etc.
>>323017
>tfw mum is catholic and I sing it in the car to piss her off all the time
▶ 3398f9 (5) No.323021
>>323020
You also get Nige coming back.
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323022>>323025
>>323019
My uncle is going to go fucking mental on 12th of july now.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323024>>323028 >>323029
>>322985
>>322994
Goddamn the EU sucks. Tell them to go fuck themselves and ignore their policy. Or just have Ireland leave the EU with them and be buddies, r-right??
▶ 40117c (18) No.323025>>323036
>>323022
The 12th is going to be fucking mint.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323026>>323031 >>323051
>>323012
>it's a the English think the DUP coalition will save them but are secretly doing it to funnel bennies to Norn episode
>>323013
Sure lad, it'll be fun tbh. A DUP coalition means bountiful salt, too.
>I'll enjoy listening to NI accents back on the telly.
Me too, lad. I just love seeing people from here on TV because there's a chance I've seen them on the street, I love being a small country where everyone's so intertwined tbh. My grandparents were speaking to Paisley Jr. the other week and the leader of the UUP's office isn't far from me, as examples.
▶ a033cc (3) No.323027
>>323023
Read it as "first female sick".
▶ b8855c (35) No.323028
>>323024
Ireland is owned by the EU they fucked them hard and put billiions of German bank losses
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323029>>323033 >>323052
>>323024
>UK
>being buddies with Ireland
Didn't Nige allude to this recently and get derided by the micks (possibly all yanks, who knows) telling us not to forget the gorta mor?
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323030>>323037
>>323023
Shows you how far up the ladder muslims are when that happened first before a sikh happened, muslims of course being much worse for our society
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323031>>323039 >>323051
>>323026
> I love being a small country where everyone's so intertwined tbh.
>tfw you might know my uncle and cousins
Maybe not though, they're east londonLondonderry
▶ 9ec60e (3) No.323032>>323034
>>322951
What will I eat my burgers with?
▶ fef171 (22) No.323033
▶ 42411d (9) No.323034>>323035
>>323032
>using a fork on burgers
▶ da5259 (6) No.323035>>323038
>>323034
How else do you scoop it out of the cup?
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323036
>>323025
My old grannies sash is coming out the wardrobe this year.
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323037>>323059
>>323030
tbf its for women, no idea how many blokes there's been
▶ b6feec (6) No.323038
>>323035
You eat the cup as well you know, you uncultured fucking troglodyte
▶ c89730 (24) No.323039>>323044
>>323031
I've been to Londonderry maybe once or twice tbh, probably not
Antrim best county
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323040
at least she didnt win a majority
▶ 213513 (8) No.323041
Right I'm off lads
this was a bit of a shitshow
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323042>>323045
happy with this oc from last night, going to wheel it out a few times i reckon, will she step down?
▶ da5259 (6) No.323043>>323063
Reminder of just how bluepilled the West is
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323044>>323053
>>323039
>tfw he married a norn girl while serving over there
>tfw even into the 1980's the JOCKING continued
▶ 42411d (9) No.323045>>323048
>>323042
She went back to Tory HQ so yeah most likely.
▶ aada97 (1) No.323046>>323055 >>323066 >>323070
Superb stuff from Dickie Spencer as always
▶ 22b5d5 (4) No.323047>>323068
So you guys lost? What will you do now?
▶ b8855c (35) No.323048
>>323045
They all go back to HQ
▶ 3398f9 (5) No.323050
>25 seats remaining
>May needs 24 of them to win
▶ 24c246 (5) No.323051>>323057
>>323031
>>323026
> I love being a small country where everyone's so intertwined tbh
I had my haircut by an expat from northern ireland. Told her all my family lives up in Newtownards, turns out she lived nearby as well.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323052
>>323029
AYE, BEGORRAH! TIS LIKE A SECOND POTATO FAMINE!
▶ c89730 (24) No.323053
>>323044
We're about to half jock the government lad, Scotland'll get its turn tbh
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323055>>323058 >>323062
>>323046
spencer was an anti-brexit EU shill
▶ fef171 (22) No.323056
tbh the more i think on it the more fucked it is we entered the EEC as UK & NI
▶ c89730 (24) No.323057
>>323051
Yeah that's exactly the kind of stuff I mean tbh. I love it, it contributes to a nice sense of national community even though politically we couldn't be more polarised.
▶ 91be42 (3) No.323058
>>323055
tbf you never announce you've lost before the votes are counted, it drives swing-voters to the other side.
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323059
>>323037
>who is Tasmina ayy lmao sheikh
>who is Tulip Siddiq
There's been at least a few female muslim MPs
No idea about male sikhs tbh
▶ 8dc1b8 (2) No.323060>>323083
>>323007
>tfw you're a man of the people socialist who cares about the vulnerable of this country but your electoral success is ultimately predicated on migrants who rape and torture the aforementioned vulnerable, all the while your party refuses to not only address the issue, but won't prosecute the accused and has in some instances even abetted the perpetrators.
People do care lad, we don't appreciate what emotional short-term thinkers most of the country is. My family are corbyn shills but if they watch that rochdale show or see a terrorist attack or hear about more paki rape prosecutions they're BNP+ for a day, it just wears off. The worlds they live in are constantly re-enforcing their liberal delusions though, they're not hard-wired. It just so happens they read shit like the guardian and listen to their stupid friends on the eve of the election and go in and vote for more of what they hate. If we could promote the reality to those who vote Labout enough, they'd move to the right.
There is no reason UKIP should be so fucking short-lived. Most of the country, certainly most of the White population have few good reasons to vote Labour or Tory.
▶ 1f7a58 (1) No.323062
>>323055
Spencer wants a hwite EU
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323063>>323067
>>323043
>one loves black dick
>one loves white dick
Hmm, you lose either way
▶ 84f684 (3) No.323064>>323072 >>323086
▶ 22b5d5 (4) No.323065>>323087
>>323061
Hi Sweden, how any brownies are over there?
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323066
>>323046
What is this mong going on about this time?
▶ da5259 (6) No.323067
>>323063
And even the white dick lover is too extreme for your average person.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323068
>>323047
>after hillary, and le pen, may is the third women to get put in her place within the span of a year
Nah, I rather consider the postive side of this, Anon.
▶ a10bd1 (2) No.323071>>323076 >>323078
>tfw I thought UKIP would get at least 5% of the national vote
>turned out with 1.9%
Honestly lads, I don't see how it can recover from this.
Virtually every single UKIP voter left the party to vote for a massively pro immigration, anti Brexit Marxist, purely on the basis that he'll give them more free shit.
Where is our 3rd party? Farage promised us UKIP would become a permanent 3rd force. Instead it's a dead, pathetic corpse.
▶ 40117c (18) No.323072>>323075
>>323064
Hung Parliament.
Coalition between Tories and DUP.
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323073
>>323069
Your sacrifice was appreciated lad.
▶ d20abb (4) No.323074
Breakfast with a hung parliament
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323076
>>323071
Well, then he's got to come back, hasn't he?
▶ 40117c (18) No.323077
Labour hold Southampton Test.
Hung parliament now confirmed.
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323078>>323089
>>323071
There nothing we could have done lad, the UKIP ISN'T NEEDED memi was too strong for the normies to see through, give it a year.
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323079
Hung parliament just got confirmed.
▶ 24c246 (5) No.323080
>>323075
we had a hung parliament not too long ago in Aus, and technically no government for awhile. I don't think anybody noticed, but people don't really care around here.
Good luck, britbongs. Enjoy watching the politicians claw at each other for their jobs.
▶ 9082e5 (2) No.323081>>323084
So now this means Tories + DUP right?
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323082>>323090 >>323092
why are people talking about the dup-tory coalition like it's certain, will the tories actually get enough seats?
▶ 91be42 (3) No.323083
>>323060
Somethings not right with this election, so soon after two of the worst terror attacks the country has experienced.
I think an investigation into election fraud needs to take place, won't hold my breath ofc.
▶ 40117c (18) No.323084
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323085
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Nige needs to return to save Britain
▶ d20abb (4) No.323087
>>323065
Not many, but I'm outside large cities.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323088>>323095
>>323061
I don't see a small child being gang-raped or cars on fire so I presume you're not in Malmo?
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323089
>>323078
yep, even on ukips own facebook the top comments are regularly about having to vote for the tories, same on leave.eu, this election was always going to be bad
▶ a10bd1 (2) No.323090
>>323082
Most people at a count know the result long before its been announced.
The few constituencies left have been counting all night. The figures predicted are almost definite.
▶ b8cd57 (4) No.323091
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323092
>>323082
yes, and if they dont LD will jump in like the good goy they are
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323093>>323096
>>323086
please dont post this again
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323094
>>323086
>tfw this is the new south thanet image
▶ d20abb (4) No.323095
>>323088
Small town. Apparently all cab drivers here live in a nearby city's no-go zone.
▶ 3398f9 (5) No.323097>>323101 >>323102 >>323104
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A 26 POINT LEAD THIS FUCKING BADLY
JESUS FUCK NOT EVEN HILLARY FUCKING THREW AN ELECTION THIS BAD
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323098>>323100
>tfw we'll still get saltiness when Tory-DUP coalition happens
▶ 91be42 (3) No.323099
SEATS AT A GLANCE
No. of Results: 629 / 650
Con: 305
Lab: 257
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323100
>>323098
>+14 seats to the tories in Scotland
I don't even like the tories but you can't help but smile, gonna mine the SNP salt when they wake up.
▶ 24c246 (5) No.323101
>>323097
womeninpolitics.jpg
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323102>>323103 >>323116
>>323097
>cut public services
>cut police
>cut army
>bring back fox huntin
>want to censor the net
>oversee terror attacks which should've been prevented
>have a shit manifesto with no interesting or attractive policies
huh, i have no idea
▶ 24c246 (5) No.323103>>323104 >>323109
>>323102
>bring back fox hunting
>a bad thing
▶ fef171 (22) No.323104>>323108
>>323097
may didn't even pretend she wanted to win
>>323103
it's a complete nonissue and nuclear waste in terms of PR lad
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323108
>>323104
>it's a complete nonissue
It's an issue but it honestly is not worth the autism it brings from the left.
▶ 9ede06 (10) No.323109
>>323103
I couldn't give a fuck, the electorate overwhelmingly do
▶ 40117c (18) No.323110>>323120
6 seats until CON-DUP coalition is possible
▶ 3398f9 (5) No.323111>>323113 >>323115
What's the possibility of her resigning and letting Corbyn take charge?
▶ fef171 (22) No.323112
this was such a pointless fucking election tbh
▶ 40117c (18) No.323113
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323115
>>323111
If the tories want to commit suicide then high.If not, very low.
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323116>>323117 >>323118
>>323102
For burgers and others to understand:
This is the equivalent of Hillary being passed down the Presidency by Obama, then a year in she calls an election, and loses.
The other alternative is Bernie Sanders btw.
▶ 3398f9 (5) No.323117
>>323116
Bernie's a complete idiot, but he's nowhere near as fucking insane as Corbyn was.
▶ fef171 (22) No.323118
>>323116
lolwat? that's a terrible analogy
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323119
>Caroline Lucas holds Brighton Pavilion
Not surprising,but eww.
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323120>>323123 >>323127
>>323110
I'm in two minds, part of me is saying we should go accelerationist (and avoid the nuts surveillance shit), but part of me thinks it could get horrible under Labour without much hope in sight
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323121>>323122
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323122
▶ fef171 (22) No.323123>>323133 >>323134
>>323120
things wouldn't accelerate enough under labour to get people to notice unless they somehow really, really faffed the economy up tbh.
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323124
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323125
>>323008
DUP have been getting high digits all night.
>>322222
May couldn't have done more to lose if she tried.
>calls uneeded election
>even loses lead on law and order to corbychev after terrorist attack
▶ 84f684 (3) No.323126>>323129
Why is there no based kekistani party yet? UKIP is old news
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323127
>>323120
Holding faith, God's own DUP will save the nation.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323128>>323130 >>323131 >>323132 >>323135 >>323136
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3758055/northern-ireland-tory-coalition-northern-ireland-labour-voters-twitter-reaction-exit-poll-hung-parliament/
'CAN NORTHERN IRELAND F*** OFF' Labour voters explode with rage on Twitter at prospect of Northern Irish parties propping up Tories after exit poll predicts hung parliament
>CORBYNISTAS last night ranted they would rather see the UK BREAK UP and Northern Ireland leave the union than see a Tory government.
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323129
>>323126
Raheem Kasseem wants to turn UKIP into Kekistani party
▶ 075e7c (2) No.323130
>>323128
Love you loyal Ulster lads.
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323131
>>323128
>yfw the troubles start up again with Corbyn supporting the IRA again
▶ b6feec (6) No.323132
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323133
>>323123
Things wouldn't accelerate at all. They've been accelerating faster than ever under the last few years of Tory rule and nothing has come of it but "Keep Calm and Carry On :^)"
▶ 075e7c (2) No.323134
>>323123
Yeh agreed, you'd need the Lib Dems for a real accelerated collapse. Labour will just bleed out slowly, slow enough that we will suffer the same fate as the slowly heated frog, by the time anyone reacts it's all over.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323135
>>323128
AND YOU LADS THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE NO SALT
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323136
>>323128
Then: Oy vey brexit is tearing us apart muh union fugging little englanders
Now: REEEEEEEEEEE BREAK UP UNION NOW
▶ fef171 (22) No.323137>>323138 >>323143
i don't think DUP will enter the coalition to be honest
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323138>>323139
>>323137
Why wouldn't they?
▶ fef171 (22) No.323139
>>323138
they won't reconcile with the tories over the border issue
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323140
You have got to be kidding me. I wake up to this? I care about absolutely nothing, except for brexit, and now that's thrown into disarray.
Chances that we stay in the single market and have free movement now lads?
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323141>>323146
>UKIP implosion went to Labour
God these fucking sheep will fold on anything if you promise them enough free shit
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323142>>323144
Plaid took Ceredigion from the LibDems
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323143>>323147
>>323137
A reporter spoke to someone in the DUP and they said they are willing to have a "soft brexit" with them in coalition, I don't think they will pass this up
▶ fef171 (22) No.323144>>323149
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323145
>tfw Guy Verhofstadt is having a wank over this election coverage
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323146
>>323141
The true blackpill
▶ fef171 (22) No.323147>>323150 >>323153
>>323143
yeah the DUP are willing but how would the tories ever sell that to the public? they wouldn't be able to give up free movement, DUP won't tolerate a border
▶ 334e0c (12) No.323148
>72% of 18-25 voted
I'm starting to see the problem here.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323149
>>323144
>It is the first time the Liberal Democrats have not had an MP in Wales since the party was formed.
▶ 40117c (18) No.323150>>323161
>>323147
Diplomacy with the Republic?
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323151>>323157
>Caroline Lucas doubled her majority
Students are trying to kill this country
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323152
>SNP won in Fife North East by 2 votes
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323153
>>323147
Would probably have to set up a very complex deal whereby you somehow stop them from flying into Ireland and coming over from there.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323154>>323156
Should we join labour and co-opt it?
All the racists vote labour because they hate tories.
▶ 40117c (18) No.323155
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323156>>323159
>>323154
Labour is the only antisemitic party allowed, there's no need to co-opt it. Just make sure to convert to islam first.
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323157>>323158
>>323151
>Students are trying to kill this country
>Millennials
FIFY
Labour votes decline with age. Tory votes increase with age. The older people are they can remember what voting Labour does to the country and don't repeat the mistake.
▶ 31629b (3) No.323158>>323165
>>323157
So they are the UKIP people that went Tory?
We need a Crown Rule Assistance Association.
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323159>>323162
>>323156
>Labour is the only antisemitic party
>Labour is the only pro-Caliphate party
FIFY
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323160>>323163 >>323164 >>323166 >>323169
So on a scale from 1-10 how ruined is brexit right now lads
▶ fef171 (22) No.323161
>>323150
can't negotiate with the republic on its own
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323162>>323167
>>323159
mashallah brother
▶ 062927 (7) No.323163
▶ 31629b (3) No.323164
>>323160
8. This possible but a lot weaker. We need Maggie 2.0
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323165
>>323158
People who voted for UKIP voted for Labour /Tory in a 60/40 split. (Only about half of the places had UKIP candidates to vote for)
The boost in Labour votes was the millennials (burger equivalent of students of BLM, Antifa, etc)
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323166
>>323160
At least a 6,7.
They will harp for a "soft Brexit" which is code for no Brexit.
▶ d73f9a (8) No.323167
▶ d7d917 (19) No.323168>>323170 >>323174
>tfw just realised if Corbyn won then votes would have been given to 16 year olds for the next GE
It would have been the start of an eternal Labour rule
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323169
>>323160
Lad, it was always somewhat up in the air, that's one reason this particular Prime Minister did what she did.
Brexit goes from 4 up to 5 as far it being "ruined" as you say.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323170
>>323168
Not so, the two major parties always fight over the centre. Exciting, right? Actually, all it does is remind one that culture is much more important than voting politics.
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323171>>323172
Will there be another election?
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323172>>323175
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323173>>323177
Is anyone else mildly happy with this result?
>Conservative majority win: closet remainer/diet Margaret Thatcher wannabe May would have shafted everyone but her rich friends with Brexit and taken the country full 1984 with insane levels of online surveillance and control
>Labour majority win: loopy ageing student Marxist Corbyn mostly reverses Brexit, dismantles Trident, taxes people 90%, floods country with """refugees""", destroys economy, destroys social structure of country
Now its:
>May out, actual nationalist hardline rightwingers the DUP in, probably Boris as new leader which will trigger a flood of leftist salt analogous to Trump winning in the US
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323174
>>323168
Don't they need a referendum to change something like that? I can hardly see it happening
▶ 40117c (18) No.323175>>323176 >>323178
>>323172
No. If the Tories get 316 they pair up with the DUP to get 326.
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323176>>323180
>>323175
Then the Tories need to shift to the right to appease the DUP
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323177>>323181
>>323173
Labour split parliament would have been better. It's ok I guess, but nothing great. Whoever takes over tories will do literally the same thing they've been doing for the last decade and DUP won't change shit.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323178
>>323175
Lad, the Anon. asked if there would be another election. You're implying he asked if there would be another soon, which is reading into what he put there.
▶ f0fe6b (3) No.323179>>323182 >>323193
>northerners fuck it up yet again
When are people going to realise these cunts are good for nothing but scrabbling around in a dark pit underground?
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323180>>323183
>>323176
No they don't they just need to promise them bennies for NI and the DUP will do whatever the fuck they want. That's the whole goal of regional parties.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323181>>323185
>>323177
I dunno, I've been watching Labour MPs being interviewed for the last few hours and they come off like the damn Manson Family. Pretty sure I don't want them anywhere near the reigns of power ever again.
We need a viable third party, and UKIP isn't it.
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323182>>323187 >>323188
>>323179
what did they fuck up? they prevented majority tory who even gives a fuck
▶ 062927 (7) No.323183>>323186
>>323180
This. England is about to get jocked out of brexit so that NI can have free movement and hordes of sassenach taxpayer cash.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323184
>UK Prime Minister Theresa May is expected to deliver a statement in the next few hours amid increasing calls for her resignation - Sky News
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323185>>323202
>>323181
Yes exactly, the Labour party would damage the economy worse than it already is. A shitty economy works magic for the nationalist movement. Instead we'll just get slow going, conservative stagnation
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323186>>323189
>>323183
You gotta pay the jock tax. Scotland and NI won the tories their next government.
▶ f0fe6b (3) No.323187>>323190
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323188>>323191 >>323196 >>323197
>>323182
After May revealing her Orwellian plot idrgaf.
Maybe Mogg will take her place.
▶ 062927 (7) No.323189
>>323186
Truly the masters of these isles
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323190
>>323187
If the conservatives won a majority, they'd claim it's because of their soft brexit strategy. Brexit was always doomed
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323191>>323194 >>323195
>>323188
>Maybe Mogg will take her place.
Mogg will never be leader. It will be somebody like David Davis or that Scottish dyke.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323192>>323198
>Peter wakes up and immediately starts making fun of people who voted
▶ fef171 (22) No.323193
>>323179
seats that flipped red are pretty much all in the south
▶ 40117c (18) No.323194
>>323191
The fav is Boris.
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323195
▶ 9ec60e (3) No.323196
>>323188
checked. It seems abit obvious she took this position to lose like it was planned imo.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323197
>>323188
>based Mogg PM
PLEASE
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323198>>323199
>>323192
His tweets left up over the night were spot on as to an explanation of why voting is a mistake, T.B.H.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323199>>323201
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323200>>323204 >>323205 >>323208
This democracy thing is a mess, nothing will ever get done. What we need is a new monarchy and a wise council of Druids commanding our warrior class of football tribes to drive out the Saracen hoards and reclaim our rightful clay! Who ever pulls this sword from this stone is King (or Queen), deal?
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323202>>323206
>>323185
>A shitty economy works magic for the nationalist movement
It also empowers communists, but we'll see.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323203>>323240
>UKIP candidate mouths "terrorist sympathiser" behind Corbyn
▶ c89730 (24) No.323204
▶ 24c246 (5) No.323205
>>323200
>council of druids
oh i am larfin
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323206
>>323202
I'd rather roll the dice and see what happens rather than just stick with what we've got tbh
▶ d2872d (13) No.323207>>323215
>We probably need another general election to sort this mess
Democracy is a memi.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323208
>>323200
>rugby tribes to drive out the Saxon hoards
ftfy
▶ 40117c (18) No.323209
2 more CON seats for a possible DUPCON Gov
▶ 81c0ee (1) No.323210>>323211 >>323214 >>323216
when the fuck will we know the tories have it sown up?
▶ 40117c (18) No.323211>>323214
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323212>>323217
I TOLD YOU ALL TO VOTE UKIP - YOU NEVER LISTENED
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323213
I wonder if they will realise that terrorist attacks lose them votes this time.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323214
>>323211
>>323210
Another five seats remaining to be counted.
They need two more assuming they team up with the DUP to form a government.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323215
>>323207
Could this be the start of an early 20th century Portugal period?
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323216>>323220
>>323210
It's hung. The tories will have DUP support, and maybe LD if they need it.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323217
>>323212
B-but I did
>and they got 413 votes in this seat
▶ 158f4f (6) No.323218>>323221 >>323223
▶ 40117c (18) No.323219
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323220>>323227
>>323216
>LimpDumps go into coalition with Con again
it's like they dont want votes
▶ 40117c (18) No.323221>>323225
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323223>>323225
>>323218
Mrs May decided to turn on the disabled and cute furry animals
▶ 22b5d5 (4) No.323224
THEY ONLY NEED ONE MORE SEAT
▶ 158f4f (6) No.323225>>323228
>>323221
Did they shill for Labour at universities?
>>323223
And Parkinson diseased
▶ bc564c (1) No.323226
1984 shills btfo, tripcuck Tory shills on suicide watch.
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323227
>>323220
LD are the ultimate "will do anything for a job" party. They have no agenda, policies, or even general ideology. They don't care about votes next election, as long as they can stay relevant now.
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323228
>>323225
>Did they shill for Labour at universities?
Do indians shit in the streets?
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323229>>323231 >>323232
>Labour won 70+ % in my area
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323231
>>323229
Coloureds or self-hating whites, lad?
▶ fef171 (22) No.323232
>>323229
ukip came fourth in my area and the labour mp had almost twice the votes of everyone else put together
▶ 9b93fe (1) No.323234>>323237 >>323238
so…is corbs going to be our pm?
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323235>>323241
>>323233
Selfish bastards is what they are.
"For the love of money is the root of all evil."
▶ a40732 (46) No.323236>>323239
AHAHA MUMMY MAY BTFO
ALEX SALMOND BTFO
NICK "ABSOLUTELY HALLAM" BTFO
DUP COALITION LETS GO LADS IM BUZZING
▶ 140f7d (21) No.323237
>>323234
No. Our President :^)
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323238
>>323234
No but Paisley Jr might be on the front bench instead.
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323239
▶ f0fe6b (3) No.323240
▶ 158f4f (6) No.323241>>323246
>>323235
booked my holiday a week before the election tbh
▶ 158f4f (6) No.323242
Labour close to 85% where I'm from.
▶ d2872d (13) No.323244
>My seat was a marginal
>57% Labour
▶ a40732 (46) No.323245>>323247 >>323248
>The SNP won in my seat by 2 votes in my constituency
2 VOTES
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323246
>>323241
Yes, that's nice.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323247
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323248
>>323245
>"Ehhh 1 vote doesn't matter"
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323249>>323252 >>323255 >>323258 >>323260
God fucking dammit.
Just leave you piece of shit Orwellian harpy.
▶ c78a8d (2) No.323250>>323253 >>323256
lol my local ukipper only got 980 votes, i tried lads, i tried.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323251>>323259
At least we have one good outcome of this.
BLAIRITES BTFO
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323252>>323265
>>323249
Bullshit.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
The ENTIRE REASON why this was the biggest swing vote in fucking history was because of how fucking SHIT mummy may was. She sank the entire goddamn party, and probably on purpose too. How the FUCK can she be allowed to stay?
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323253>>323256 >>323264
>>323250
>Mine only got 730
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323254
Some predictions from Mr Banks…
▶ a40732 (46) No.323255>>323265 >>323266
>>323249
Rise of BoJo begins lads.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323256>>323264
▶ bb1ee0 (4) No.323257>>323260 >>323265
▶ fef171 (22) No.323258>>323265
>>323249
why would they even let her stay on?
▶ 062927 (7) No.323259>>323267
>>323251
>Chuka Umuna will have to bow to Corbyn
▶ bb1ee0 (4) No.323260
>>323257
shit, meant for >>323249
Need to go to bed tbh
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323261>>323270
Word is that the Tories want David Davis's head
He was one that apparently pushed for the snap vote the hardest
▶ a40732 (46) No.323263
Is MasterBrew on suicide watch lads?
▶ c78a8d (2) No.323264>>323281
>>323253
>>323256
bloody hell, who won near you lot?
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323265
>>323255
>>323258
>>323257
>>323252
Thankfully if the Tory party is good for one thing, it's stabbing its leaders in the back when they fail to deliver results.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323266
>>323255
I remember Implicit Dick tweeting against him during the Leave vote--called him "buffoonish." So perhaps there's something to him, T.B.H.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323267
>>323259
This is a great result tbh, shame about UKIP but the Tories got btfo, they were about to give us a globalist brexit.
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323269>>323273
>DUP want to scrap TV licence fee
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS'LL BE WORTH IT IF WE CAN GET THE DUP TO TRY AND GUT THE BBC
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323270
>>323261
>going after anyone but the hag who approved the snap election
Typical spineless Tories.
▶ a05fec (7) No.323271
▶ a40732 (46) No.323272
>>323268
It's good if you hate the Tories more than you like UKIP
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323273>>323274
>>323269
It won't happen will it, lad.
▶ fef171 (22) No.323274
>>323273
tbh if they somehow got in with the coalition the tories would be bent over a stool for the DUP
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323275>>323285 >>323290
So now that the Blairette's got fucked is Labour just going to outright be a crypto-communist opposition from now on?
I mean they already kinda were but now they're going to be open about it
▶ bb1ee0 (4) No.323276
SOUR GRAPES BEGIN (from DUP FB page)
▶ a05fec (7) No.323277
Been up all night watching the election and I'm not too sure about the DUP. They are a decent party as they are but in coalition they want muh free movement with Ireland from the Tories. I think this is better than a Tory majority but not ideal.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323279
>Asked what he plans to do now, the veteran MEP said he is considering throwing himself back into frontline politics, perhaps as part of a "reformed UKIP" or a "coming together" of Eurosceptics from various different parties.
At least we got Nigel back.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323280>>323283 >>323286
why do we need an open border with ireland
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323281
>>323264
Islington North AKA Corbyn's seat
▶ a40732 (46) No.323282>>323284 >>323289
>DUP website has crashed
kek
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323283
>>323280
Because Taigs are fucking shit
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323284
>>323282
All the english now remember northern ireland exists and that they have political parties.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323285
>>323275
It's time for the rise of National Trotskyism
▶ c89730 (24) No.323286>>323287
>>323280
Because the DUP don't want to hemorrhage votes and local businesses.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323287>>323292
>>323286
we should annex them then we can have all the business we want
▶ a05fec (7) No.323288>>323297 >>323997
NO POPE OF ROME
Lads we are literally going to have radical evangelical Protestant conservatives who hate Taigs in government…
▶ b8855c (35) No.323289
>>323282
>>323282
By civil servants
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323290
>>323275
>communist
They dont know what socialism means. Lets be realistic.
▶ bb1ee0 (4) No.323291>>323295
>>323278
>It's not losing, it's losing with style
▶ c89730 (24) No.323292
▶ a05fec (7) No.323293
Annex the Irish republic and rename it Greater Ulster tbh.
▶ 3c8f67 (5) No.323294>>323303
It is with regret that I announce the Local memi has died.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323295
>>323291
memi this with Corbyn and McDonnel please photoshop lads
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323296>>323301 >>323307
Maybe the people wanted a Brexit with a P.M. Cameron in office… The more I think about it, the more sure I am of it. It would be impossible because of Cameron's proud disposition not being able to withstand a single dent in its edifice, but I have to think that the people were really taken aback by a selection of P.M. May regardless of the plausibility of the preferred scenario.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323297>>323302
>>323288
Taigs are back of the queue in a country turning Muslim and African
▶ a40732 (46) No.323298
>Jezza did a lot better than Ed Miliband
▶ 062927 (7) No.323299>>323300 >>323302
It's time for Mummy Rudd tbh
▶ a40732 (46) No.323300
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323301>>323304 >>323305 >>323313
>>323296
Literally no-one wanted May apart from wealthy Etonian degenerates with a hang-up for bitchy schoolmistresses.
Should have been Leadsom, but TPTB sabotaged everyone else's campaigns and installed May for some reason.
▶ a05fec (7) No.323302
>>323297
To be honest.
>>323299
>Rudd
>voting Tory under any circumstance
Lad…
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323303
>>323294
>MPs
We need to go more local.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323304
>>323301
>wealthy Etonian degenerates with a hang-up for bitchy schoolmistresses.
Basically my dad
▶ fef171 (22) No.323305
>>323301
leadsom was a wet blanket who folded after the mildest possible razzing from the media
▶ fef171 (22) No.323306
>middlesbrough went tory
>fucking middlesbrough
how the fuck did labour faceplant this hard?
▶ 3c8f67 (5) No.323307>>323325
>>323296
literally nobody liked Cameron. He had to run against miliband and gordon brown in the middle of a recession and still needed a coalition.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323308
Chukka Umunna spotted putting away "Yes We Can" posters for his leadership campaign
▶ a05fec (7) No.323310>>323311 >>323312 >>323314 >>323316 >>323317 >>323320
Why don't the DUP stand in the rest of Britain? They would probably do quite well. I'd vote for them.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323311>>323326
>>323310
We could use the DUP in Scotland tbh, don't like that the unionist vote is split between 3 shit parties.
▶ fef171 (22) No.323312>>323326
>>323310
iirc someone defected to the DUP once
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323314>>323326
>>323310
That comes later…
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323315
>>323309
ANOTHER MAN WILL NOT IMPOSE HIS WILL UPON ME
▶ 3c8f67 (5) No.323316>>323326
>>323310
>ulster gets given to taigs
>DUP win every state in mainland Britian and reconquista.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323317>>323326
>>323310
They don't have that kind of money to splash around but I'd vote for them too tbh. They might also be wary of splitting the Tory vote but since the Tories are Labour-lite now they shouldn't be so loyal.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323318>>323322 >>323334
>all these scottish tory seats
Why is my country so fucking autistic during elections.
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323319>>323323 >>323336 >>323338 >>323341
So did lads you lose any last bit of faith you had in the british public
These fucking indolent masses will give up even on minor political ambition as people are killed in the streets and obliterated by explosives.
I had a low expectation on the pubic before but this has pushed any last seeds of good will I have for them into the dirt
▶ b8855c (35) No.323320>>323326
>>323310
>>323310
Because all white ghettos only exist in Norn Iron
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323321
Electoral political in a """democracy""" is a memi lads.
I unironically believe daftyism is the only way to change the political direction now tbh
▶ fef171 (22) No.323322>>323330 >>323335
>>323318
>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323323
>>323319
>Having faith in the British public to begin with
90% of the people in this country aren't worth saving, tbh.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323324>>323327 >>323328
So Con-DUP coalition confirmed yet or nah?
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323325
>>323307
A male politician is always superior to a female one, Anon. You seem to forget this.
▶ a05fec (7) No.323326
>>323311
We could do with them all over. An actual conservative party worth my vote.
>>323312
I remember reading this too.
>>323314
I hope so!
>>323316
Would probably split the Tory vote in half or thirds at least in a short amount of time as they are an already well established party.
>>323317
I think there's an unspoken agreement between Unionist parties to avoid standing against each other, especially between the DUP and Tories.
>>323320
Parts of London are like this, lad. Trust me.
I'd stand for the DUP in my constituency. Unionism is popular in England and someone needs to fill the gap left by UKIP.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323327
>>323324
May is ploughing on.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323328>>323331 >>323332
>>323324
Aye probably. It means the Brexit negotiations will have to value Norn iron a lot more so no hard border etc.
▶ 062927 (7) No.323330
>>323322
Our jocking over the last few years has been exquisite in it's elegance tbh
THE SAXON LABOURS
THE SCOTSMAN CABERS
▶ b8855c (35) No.323331
>>323328
Nobody was asking for one though
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323332>>323333 >>323339
>>323328
At least from the very little I've heard of them DUP seem alright, even if they're going to make the border issue a lot more complicated.
▶ cab4fc (11) No.323333
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323334
>>323318
Inferiority complex, obviously. But nobody dislikes Scotland for it. See, Anon., now Scotland has bought into leaving the European Union with its vote.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323335
>>323322
>The tories did better in Scotland than England
Should /areruth/ stand for leader?
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323336
>>323319
Everyone will pile on attacking him and the party will become another autistic libertarian hobbyist club.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323337
Or should I say her vote.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323338
>>323319
THE PUBLIC COME TO FEAST ON THE CARCASS
▶ 189b4c (12) No.323339
>>323332
>they're going to make the border issue a lot more complicated.
It was an issue that was going to come up regardless. It's being pushed to the forefront now.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323340>>323342 >>323352
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/livewire-uk-snap-election-results/
>Conservative sources have told LBC's political editor that Theresa May "has every intention of forming a Government with the DUP".
It might be happening.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323341>>323344 >>323345
>>323319
>So did lads you lose any last bit of faith you had in the british public
Quite the opposite, actually.
I went into this thinking we were stuck between communist and globalist shills. Both sides pro-islam, pro-immigration, and anti-brexit. I thought everything was screwed no matter what. But then everything turns out JUST RIGHT so that the tories get absolutely fucking humiliated for acting like shit, and the far-right DUP gets to hold the keys in parliament.
This election doesn't reflect badly on the people of britain. They were stuck between two absolutely shit-tier choices. May was acting like a fucking retard. She wasn't campaigning. She wouldn't debate. She had unpopular positions like "fuck human rights" and "ban the internet". She and her gov't LITERALLY KNEW about these kebab terrorists and did nothing. She's complete dogshit. The tory's BTFOing is due exclusively to her. My only hope is that this can begin reforming the tories into an actual nationalist party
▶ a40732 (46) No.323342
>>323340
>yfw DUP ask May to say that all taigs should hang
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323343>>323349
>Another incredibly tight result in Dudley North, where Labour pipped the Tories by 22 votes.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323344
>>323341
This lad is absolutely on point.
Once again the great British public deliver a result of nuance and malice towards our shit politcians. Too right tbh
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323345>>323347 >>323370
>>323341
>They were stuck between two absolutely shit-tier choices
But they weren't.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323346>>323351 >>323354 >>323376
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT POLICY FROM JUNE 9TH 2017 ONWARDS:
>TAIGS OUT
>PAKIS OUT
>BBC DEFUNDED
▶ a40732 (46) No.323347
>>323345
Their choices were
>Socialism Michael Foot style
and
>Globalism Blairite style
▶ 2bc8fb (4) No.323348
I can't bring myself to open facebook
How smug is twitter, even though no one won?
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323349
>>323343
I had the choice of
>Labour
>Conservative
>Yorkshire Party
>Independent Paki Party
what am i supposed to do?
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323351>>323354 >>323414
>>323346
BELFAST IS THE NEW CAPITAL CITY
UK RENAMED THE UNITED KINGDOM OF NORTHERN IRELAND AND GREAT BRITAIN
▶ b8855c (35) No.323352>>323353
>>323340
Corbin had 80% of labour MPs telling him to fuck off and he ignored them like an autistic , so will she.only option reall
▶ a40732 (46) No.323353
>>323352
I wish we could vote in Tory elections the same way labour do, we would have an actual right wing leader
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323354>>323414
>>323351
>>323346
Best timeline, tbh.
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323355>>323358 >>323365
Well leaving the EU is all over now, it's going to be a soft brexit which means we stay in with even less rights. All thanks to the UKIP vote going labour.
The working class were a mistake.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323356>>323360
Morning lads, how'd the election turn out?
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323357>>323364
>There are people in this thread who unironically think the Tories can be reformed
>May as PM
>DUP a one issue party in the UK
The civil war is just going to be more bloody, that's my only take away.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323358>>323366
>>323355
>implying the tories winning a super majority wouldn't have delivered a globalist brexit
▶ a40732 (46) No.323359>>323362
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323360
>>323356
It's more fucked then your arsehole on a Friday night
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323361
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323362
>>323359
Nige knows it's over.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323363
▶ 837527 (31) No.323364
>>323357
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
▶ b8cd57 (4) No.323365
>>323355
It was always going to be a soft Brexit. This is the specific reason May wanted an increased majority in the first place.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323366>>323371
>>323358
The EU is our best weapon , they will overplay their hand and blow it
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323367
Here comes the Nutt hitpiece lads.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323368>>323372
Nigel is starting to become like Lucius Quinctius, we keep asking him to come back to save the country when he just wants a normal life.
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323369>>323373 >>323389
Even Nige thinks UKIP is shit.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323370>>323378
>>323345
>Commissar Corbychev
>Theresa "Big Mummy" May
OH WOW SUCH CHOICES AND FREEDUM :DDD
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323371>>323380
>>323366
I like Nige but I don't think it would have turned out better. I think he did well.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323372
>>323368
Nige is going to be like Horatius Cocles who comes back when the entire society is in retreat and stands alone against the enemy tbh.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323373
>>323369
>tells everyone to vote Tory
>the votes go to Labour
What a fucking joke
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323374>>323377
DEMOCRACY HAS FAILED US! NEW MACHINE NEEDED
▶ a40732 (46) No.323375>>323379
BoJo leading the government with the DUP would be the best outcome tbh
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323376>>323383 >>323414
>>323346
ABORTION BANNED 2017
ISLAM BANNED 2018
CATHOLICISM BANNED 2019
HOMOSEXUALITY BANNED 2020
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323378
>>323370
>Using an american memi for a UK GE.
People could have voted Ukip.
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323379
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323380>>323381 >>323384
>>323371
True lad.
This is exactly why it was called in the first place. It was the opportune moment to destroy UKIPs vote base and get a full withdrawal off the table.
Let's hope UKIP don't go full mongoloid and hold fast, because those working class won't stand for free movement.
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323381>>323387
>>323380
The working class are fucking retarded and think Labour will give them a hard brexit. We need a fucking purge in this country.
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323382>>323386 >>323390
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323383>>323414
>>323376
IRELAND BANNED 2021
▶ a40732 (46) No.323384
>>323380
UKIP will be back, or a nationalist party will rise up to replace them. These things happen in waves, we've had a tidal wave with brexit, now we're going to have a tsnunami
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323385>>323388
Can we try and memi May out of office by this afternoon?
▶ 837527 (31) No.323386>>323393 >>323397
>>323382
Fucking why? Corbyn didn't win.
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323387
>>323381
Tbh i'm glad she hasn't got a majority either way, otherwise we would've all been arrested by Mummy May's internet crime team
▶ 062927 (7) No.323388>>323392 >>323401 >>323413
>>323385
Give Mummy Rudd your memi power lad
▶ b8855c (35) No.323389
>>323369
UKIP has nothing to do with the party, they have nothing to build on, no talent or nuts and bolts operation. UKIP is a bat to beat the Tories and Labour with, even Nige didn't get elected when the timing was off. The people actually in UKIP are a laughing stock and everyone knows it.
Also people though the Tories would win a landslide so kippers went back to Labour for gibs.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323390
>>323382
[plotting intensifes]
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323392
>>323388
She could barely win her own seat.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323393>>323394 >>323396 >>323398 >>323399 >>323400 >>323424
>>323386
I'm sitting here trying to crunch the numbers and see if Corbyn can form a coalition with the SNP, Lib Dems, Greens, etc and reach 326. Sky keep cutting away from their coalition counter thing before I can get all the numbers down.
▶ e42603 (6) No.323394
>>323393
Conservatives will partner with DUP as always, and form govt.
▶ 2bc8fb (4) No.323395
▶ 837527 (31) No.323396>>323411
>>323393
>coalition with the SNP, Lib Dems, Greens, etc
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323397
>>323386
Neither has (((Schultz)))
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323398>>323402
>>323393
NEVER EVER
It's Tory + DUP
▶ b8855c (35) No.323399
>>323393
Doesn't matter, all Tories need to do is get the DUP to agree and that's that, they have first dibs.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323400
>>323393
They all agree with eachother anyway.
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323401
>>323388
what? another incompetent Home Secretary in charge of the Tories, how many terror attacks do you want?
▶ 6d4840 (2) No.323403>>323408
>>323402
Why not hard Brexit?
▶ 837527 (31) No.323404>>323420 >>323421
>>323402
Everything is soft Brexit now.
▶ 519c0f (5) No.323405
>bongs thought you just cast one vote and you can go back to sleep and the kikes will just give up and admit defeat
It's like you forgot all the other times they made the proles vote again when they didn't like the result
I hope this is finally the end of the whole voting memi
▶ e42603 (6) No.323406
>>323402
DUP are soft border Ireland only
▶ b8855c (35) No.323407
>>323402
Are they or just soft border. Do they want to stay in the single market and free movement or just be able to move between the border. I presume they want free trade with Ireland, that is the real problem.
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323408>>323412
>>323403
Don't want to risk a "hard border" in Ireland.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323409>>323416 >>323423 >>323424
>>323402
Nah they want to end free movement, which in Brexit terms is hard.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323410>>323417
>>323402
How many times are we going to go over this? They're only "soft" on the fact that they want free movement in ireland. That's different than "lol we want to be part of the EEC and get fucked by trade/immigration just like before"
▶ 2bc8fb (4) No.323411
>>323396
That'd only be about 310
There will havd to be a minority government and a coalition minority government would just be a joke.
▶ 6d4840 (2) No.323412
>>323408
Why not? How does a hard border for Ireland affect northern Ireland?
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323413
>>323388
memi responsibly you cunt.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323414>>323428
>>323351
>>323354
>>323376
>>323383
ALL FOLIAGE SPRAY PAINTED ORANGE BY 2022
T HE UNITED KINGDOM OF NORTHERN IRELAND AND GREAT BRITAIN BECOMES ARE ORANGE AND PLEASANT LAND
▶ a40732 (46) No.323415>>323419 >>323422
So if Corbyn goes to the Queen first he forms a government right?
▶ b8855c (35) No.323417>>323431
>>323410
That means they are the exact same as pre election Tory policy, nobody in Britain wants a hard border.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323419
>>323415
No. He can't do dick
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323420
>>323402
this
>>323404
How many times does it have to be said… ALL of Westminster want a soft Brexit, all they were looking for was the excuse, and what better excuse than a GE.
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323421
>>323404
Many Tories where Remainers though. idk what this means for Brexit tbh it doesnt feel good but then Tory majority wouldnt have either, this could be a good outcome we dont know yet.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323422>>323427
>>323415
>the gov't is decided in a last-minute dash along the Mall to knock at ol' lizzies door
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323423
>>323409
Trusting the Irish.
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323424>>323432
>>323393
Even if they cant form a government they can cause problems.
>>323409
>Nah they want to end free movement, which in Brexit terms is hard.
Wait, that's what that means?
▶ 2bc8fb (4) No.323427>>323436
>>323422
The Queen sets up a Takeshis Castle style obstacle run.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323428>>323439
>>323414
>Not ORANGE AND PROTESTANT land
▶ b8855c (35) No.323429
Corbyn thinks the Tories should vote to give EU nationals rights no Brit has in Europe and gurantee they can stay. One minute in his first post success interview and he's back to incompetence
▶ 837527 (31) No.323430>>323444 >>323450
>"everyone supported Labour yesterday; young people, old people, I think we should all be proud of what we achieved yesterday"
you haven't fucking won
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323431>>323435
>>323417
What part of "only in NI" don't you understand?
It's a lot different than having porous freedom of movement EVERYWHERE, where all the turks and syrians and somalis in the EU get to flood into UK and there's nothing you can do about it.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323432
>>323424
Yes hard brexit is basically not accepting the 4 freedoms of the EU
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323433>>323438 >>323442
I'm honestly looking at prices for Portugal right now. I might take my mother over there for her sunset years and enjoy life away from the UK.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323435
>>323431
Yes, that is the why I said it's the pre election Tory position. No party disagrees with that position so the difference doesn't exist.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323436>>323437
>>323427
>Theresa May slips into a diabetic coma and loses by default
▶ a40732 (46) No.323437>>323446
>>323436
>Dianne Abbott steals her insulin injectors
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323438
>>323433
>Our eternal ally
Good lad.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323439>>323445 >>323447
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>323428
PRESBYTERIANISM STATE RELIGION 2023
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323440>>323443
>Manfred Weber, the leader of the powerful European People’s party in the European parliament, says the Brexit clock is ticking and Britain had better get itself a “negotiations-ready” government soon.
>The planned start date of Brexit talks on 19 June is now “uncertain”, the German conservative said in a tweet.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323442>>323448
>>323433
I'm moving to barbados, fuck it.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323443
>>323440
This is what the whole fucking eletion is about; screwing up Brexit purposely.
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323444>>323449
>>323430
>Aha, we didn't die guys!
>We are now just losing!
>Victory!
▶ e42603 (6) No.323445
>>323439
POTATEEEYYYYYS
CUP O TAEEE FADERRRR
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323446
>>323437
>Flabbot can't resist anything sugar-related
▶ 4cb5de (22) No.323447
>>323439
If Evangelical Protestants ask why I'm studying Latin I'll say the Rev John Calvin wrote in that language.
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323448
>>323442
Too many niggers.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323449
>>323444
Corbyn did better than everyone expected, Labour """""moderates""""" BTFO
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323450
>>323430
To be fair, even though they didn't win, this is the biggest swing ever. And it was on a fucking snap election that their opponents called. And they were led by a fucking communist who they tried to kick out of office last year. And their entire party was in shambles. And they were down like 20+ points.
Of course, the reason they surged isn't REALLY because of anything they did. It's just that they picked up a bunch of votes because tories were hemorrhaging support because May was acting like a complete idiot.
The media will try to spin this as a resurgence of progressive socialism or anti-brexit sentiment. That's all complete bullshit. It's all because May a shit and threw the election
▶ b8855c (35) No.323452
John McDonnell is fucking delusional.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323453>>323455
Sky reporting Tories at 316.
Could technically form a government with the DUP right now.
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323454
> "In this country in 15 or 20 years' time the Taig will have the whip hand over the white man."
▶ b8855c (35) No.323455>>323459
>>323453
319, they will have 329 with DUP.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323457
>>323451
>and you have changed history
Yeah well done for getting out of bed for once
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323459
>>323455
That's only a projection, and those haven't been reliable tonight. Most likely they'll get the last three up for grabs though.
▶ 519c0f (5) No.323460
>>323418
>"centre" right cowardly ignores multicult and cultmarx invasion of the country and braiswashing in the education system for decades
>surprised when it has much deeper consequences
serves them right
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323461>>323463 >>323464
>>323451
>You have changed history
>For the DUP
▶ a40732 (46) No.323462
Anyone have that "absolutely hallam" memi?
▶ 837527 (31) No.323463>>323510
>>323461
>liberal students have just supported a "literally hitler" party
▶ b8855c (35) No.323464>>323510
>>323461
>Dr Paisley, I'm Britains Yoof, We're a Big History change
>4DUP
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323465>>323466 >>323467 >>323468 >>323469 >>323471
>>323451
topkek, these fags are so delusional. Yeah, they turned out in drove to vote for communists, but what was the net effect? They killed the NEOLIBERAL "CONSERVATIVE" party and prevented them from getting enough votes, thereby forcing them to form a coalition with the far-right nationalist euroskeptic DUP. So now, the tories can't get shit done in parliament without DUP approving. They are only like a dozen seats, but they can force the tories to do whatever the fuck they want.
But voting against the moderate tories, they've actually handed power over to the far right ulster party.
TOP FUCKING KEK
▶ 519c0f (5) No.323466
>>323465
>implying the cucks won't prefer comrade Corbyn rule to associating with the icky racists
▶ 837527 (31) No.323467>>323470
>>323465
>forcing them to form a coalition with the far-right nationalist euroskeptic DUP
My sides may never recover.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323468>>323473 >>323479
>>323465
I'm so glad Corbyn isn't going away.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323469
>>323465
BREXITS BACK ON LADS!! STAND DOWN!!
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323470>>323472
>>323467
I wish Ian Paisley Sr. was alive to see this.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323471
>>323465
It feels good tbh
▶ 837527 (31) No.323472
>>323470
Lad I didn't need this feel.
He's up there looking down laughing his arse off, I reckon
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323473>>323479
>>323468
same tbh
DEATH TO THE NEOLIBERAL
▶ a40732 (46) No.323474>>323475 >>323477
>yfw the DUP refuse to do a coalition
>instead of having a formal deal, the Tories need to beg them for votes on EVERYTHING
▶ b8855c (35) No.323475>>323480
>>323474
That won't work. Queen needs an actual Government.
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323477
>>323474
would be nice but the DUP is a regional party. The torries will promise them bennies and they'll hand over power
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323479>>323485
>>323468
>>323473
>hung parliament killing to birds with one stone instead of fucking everything up
▶ a40732 (46) No.323480>>323484
>>323475
They can form a minority government
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323481
>>323476
thats wrong lad,
the jocks saved the day with norn, not england
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323482
wouldnt it be easier for the tories to form government with libdems like they did before?
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323483
>>323478
saving this memi tbh
▶ b8855c (35) No.323484
>>323480
Only Labour can do that. The Government has to try form a coalition and then Parliament approve. If they fail then minority Government coalition.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323485>>323504
>>323479
>on one hand, globalist shill Theresa "Big Mummy" May
>on the other hand, Commissar Corbynovsky
>mfw the dice lands just right to put both these chucklefucks in a standstill and hand the government over to a handful of far-right taig-bashers in ulster
Don't let your memmies be dreams
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323486>>323490 >>323493 >>323494 >>323497 >>323499 >>323502
>Taigs are now running the country
Cromwell is rolling over in his grave
▶ b8855c (35) No.323487>>323492 >>323498 >>323501
Martin Schulz just went full kike, saying hard Brexit is over. These people don't know when to shut up.
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323488
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/suddenly-become-important-democratic-unionist-party-could-hold/
Arlene Foster, the DUP leader, is keen to avoid a hard border with Ireland and has spoken against a "hard Brexit."
She has said: “No-one wants to see a ‘hard’ Brexit, what we want to see is a workable plan to leave the European Union, and that’s what the national vote was about -- therefore we need to get on with that.
“However, we need to do it in a way that respects the specific circumstances of Northern Ireland, and, of course, our shared history and geography with the Republic of Ireland.
hmmmmmm
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323489>>323500 >>323503
>Imagine the DUP being in brexit negotiations with real politicians. They refuse to negotiate on Sundays because of their religious beliefs and pray before sessions of parliament.
Is this true?
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323490
▶ a40732 (46) No.323491
Reminder UKIP's campaign wasn't local. Focussing on FGM was revolting to the average voter.
Theresa May wasn't local either, constantly talking about big national issues like brexit made her seem detatched from everyday issues.
Corbyn was talking local and making good promises and he was the only one to make significant gains.
▶ 519c0f (5) No.323492
>>323487
can you prove him wrong?
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323493
>>323486
Good. Fucking proto-Corbyn.
▶ bc4e98 (1) No.323494
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323495>>323505 >>323508
>DUP concession is making abortions illegal in exchange for Hard Brexit
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323496>>323506 >>323509
Jeremy Corbyn has declared his party the victors after addressing staff at Labour headquarters.
“We put forward our policies -- strong and hopeful policies – and have gained an amazing response from the public. I think it’s pretty clear who won this election,” he told the BBC.
Asked if he hoped to form a government, he said: “we’re ready to serve the people who have given their trust to us.”
▶ a40732 (46) No.323497
>>323486
Cromwell was a jew lover
▶ 58abd8 (11) No.323498>>323511
>>323487
He's right though.
▶ 04d6c1 (10) No.323499
>>323486
>Cromwell is rolling over in his grave
Didn't they already roll him over?
▶ fcfc16 (8) No.323500>>323507
>>323489
Good! Bout time we had some religious extremists of our own.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323501
>>323487
I swear to god, when the DOTR comes I'm flying over to germany and giving him a firm handshake myself. The balls on this krypto.
▶ c89730 (24) No.323503
>>323489
When Jim Shannon got reelected earlier today he said something along the lines of "most of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ" in his speech iirc.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323504
>>323485
I wasn't expecting to be happy about the results, but then again there was no way on earth to expect this.
▶ a40732 (46) No.323505>>323508 >>323517
>>323495
Gay marriage ILLEGAL
Abortion ILLEGAL
Hard Brexit now!
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323506
>>323496
Jezza's out of his commie pea-brain.
▶ e6c940 (16) No.323507
>>323500
>Good! Bout time we had some religious extremists of our own.
BASED PURITANISM
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323509
>>323496
>crazy old marxist thinks he won seats because he handed out pamphlets of the communist manifesto, rather than because May shot herself in the foot twice and then once in the head before election day
▶ b8855c (35) No.323511
>>323498
He isn't. There is literally the same impass, the EU wants ridiculous concessions. Hard Brexit means nothing, it is always going to be customs access for cash, or nothing, because the EU is not going to give ANY concessions so a soft Brexit isn't even a possibillity. A soft Brexit means we don't leave the EU at all except with worse conditions than staying. It's absurd We are going to the WTO. A deal will be done years from now.
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323514>>323519 >>323525
Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell says Labour wants to form a minority government.
Speaking to the BBC’s Andrew Neil he said: “If we can form a minority government, I think we can have a stable government. We would be able to produce a Queen’s speech and budget based upon our manifesto, which I think could command majority support in parliament, not through deals or coalitions but policy by policy. That would prevent another election.
He added: “We are not looking for a coalition or deals.”
“We are not looking for a coalition or deals.”
>W-We did it reddit b-but we aren't going to strike a deal which is literally the only way we can win
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323515>>323518 >>323524
THE WINNER IS THE DUP, SO IT IS
▶ c89730 (24) No.323516
>>323510
I like these memmies tbh.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323517
>>323510
This faggot got DUPed
>>323505
Gay marriage illegal? Shit, I'm expecting sodomy bans by 2019
▶ b8855c (35) No.323518>>323520 >>323523
>>323515
Tim Farron, and DUP forming coalition to electrocute the queers, so they are.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323519>>323521 >>323522
>>323514
He's acting as though he's won when he didn't and is throwing away the only fucking opportunity to win.
I know he's a commie mentaller but fucking hell this is stupid.
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323520
▶ b8855c (35) No.323521>>323526
>>323519
Even BBC was like 'eh no' to that shit.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323523
>>323518
>Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence reaches out to the new DUP-led coalition gov't of the UK first thing tomorrow morning
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323524
>>323515
They're the only party that over-performed in the election and, through what can only be assumed is an act of God, they actually ended up in government.
Logically the DUP are the only real winners in this election.
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323525>>323526
>>323514
>Labour is not looking for coalitions
>They're throwing away this entire boost in a couple of hours
Fucking incredible.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323526>>323527
>>323525
>>323521
>>323522
People on social media acting like he's actually won are doing my head in, can May hurry up and crawl over to the DUP to beg so that we can get this over with already.
▶ e74ee4 (22) No.323527>>323530 >>323532
>>323526
Post >yfw one of the DUP's conditions is that May has to go because they don't believe in female political leaders.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323528
/OURLADS/ BASED NORN VOTING DUP
▶ 518e66 (2) No.323529>>323532 >>323533 >>323560
>IRA supporter BTFO by Ulster
Funny, isn't it?
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323530
>>323527
women OUT
muslims OUT
taigs OUT
eurocucks OUT
abortion doctors OUT
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323531
Who would have thought Trump and Paisley Jr would be in their respective national governments at the same time in history. If this was /pol/ it would be called memi magic or something daft like that.
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323533>>323534
>>323529
>Corbyn's going to continue running
Labour will eat itself alive. The establishment wants nothing to do with him, but the youth for the Labour party love him. Glorious.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323534>>323537
>>323533
I feel like I've crossed timelines again.
Britain's version of Bernie Sanders swept the electoral map
Britain's version of Hillary Clinton got absolutely BTFO
Britain's version of Southern Baptist Christian Conservatives now control the government
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323536>>323548
>>323535
WEW LAD
I'm happy with this tbh
▶ 837527 (31) No.323537>>323548
>>323534
I don't want to leave.
>>323535
Topkek, gonna polish it up and remove that watermark as it's triggering me tbh
▶ bc4863 (22) No.323538>>323539 >>323541 >>323542 >>323545
>The Democratic Unionists will only support a Conservative government if Northern Ireland is not granted any unique special status that would keep the region half-way inside the EU, the party’s leader at Westminster has confirmed.
>Nigel Dodds, who was re-elected in his North Belfast seat, said the DUP would insist that there would be no post-Brexit deal that could de-couple Northern Ireland from the rest of the UK.
>It will be one of the DUP’s key preconditions in negotiations with the Tories to help them form a new administration.
▶ b8855c (35) No.323539
>>323538
That's obvious though surely, DUP sound real wary of Tory kikery
▶ 3a5b52 (4) No.323540>>323543 >>323544 >>323548
are we screwed lads?
tories losing like they want to
Corbyn will be elected grand chairman of the British Soviets
is it all ogre?
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323541
>>323538
This is a good thing, right? Sounds like they're being adamant about no soft brexit bullshit
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323542>>323545
>>323538
>They are already wising up to tories trying to make some exclusion for Brexit
MY DICK
▶ 837527 (31) No.323543>>323546
>>323540
>Corbyn will be elected grand chairman of the British Soviets
No he won't, he's lost.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323544>>323546
>>323540
no lad, it begins!
▶ 23d3d8 (14) No.323545
>>323542
>>323538
Remember though, they can't push too hard. The conservatives can always go to the Liberal Democrats and form a deal with them, which tbh is much easier
▶ 3a5b52 (4) No.323546>>323549 >>323550
>>323544
>>323543
whats happened?
ive been asleep tbh
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323547
>David Miliband shilling against full withdrawal
hmmmm…..
BLAIRITES MUST PERISH
▶ c89730 (24) No.323548>>323552
>>323536
Me too tbh.
>>323537
Good lad.
>>323540
No lad, this is just the beginning.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323549
>>323546
Read up through the last few posts.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323550
>>323546
look through the comments about DUP
▶ 518e66 (2) No.323551>>323553
May should hurry up, put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating table with DUP
▶ 837527 (31) No.323552>>323554 >>323555 >>323557
>>323535
>>323548
I was debating whether or not to make the body orange but I figured it'd look unpleasant
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323554>>323556
>>323552
needs the comments all around it like
- no gay marriage
etc
▶ aad995 (2) No.323555
>>323552
I for once accept our new norther Irish over lords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNem0R_5zo
"Were the MPS of the D.U.P aanndd were comign dooowwnn the road"
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323556
▶ c89730 (24) No.323557
▶ 3a5b52 (4) No.323558>>323562
so tories shot themselves multiple times in an attempt to stop Brexit
Labour is going around pretending they've won because the last refuge of a madman is retreating to fantasy land
and Northern Ireland surprised everyone by majority voting for the DUP which if they form a coalition with the tories would ensure Brexit is still a go-go?
amirite or slightly off?
▶ a033cc (3) No.323559>>323567 >>323575 >>323577
▶ 7f7678 (7) No.323560
>>323529
Fucking hilarious
▶ 837527 (31) No.323561>>323563 >>323564 >>323576
Ask and it will be given to you
▶ 837527 (31) No.323562
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323563
▶ 837527 (31) No.323565>>323568
fugg I just noticed I left part of the watermark still there.
▶ cfd8b1 (1) No.323566>>323568 >>323569
Wew lads, the Tories actually did it, they actually managed to throw the election. I hope we still get a proper Brexit but it's probably going to be watered down shit now.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323567
>>323559
He must be sweating something fierce right now.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323568
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323569
>>323566
Not if the DUP has any say on the matter
▶ 837527 (31) No.323570>>323573 >>323578 >>323580 >>323584 >>323589
Did I miss anything from it?
▶ aad995 (2) No.323571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG3apPiTur4
ITS ALL PART OF THE POWELLIAN MASTER PLAN BOIS
Rivers of blood was proven right
Brexit became a reality
and now northern inland will unlock its true British potential
▶ 497d98 (6) No.323572
>tranny alexander on the BBC
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323573>>323578
>>323570
>muh good friday agreement
▶ a3ba46 (4) No.323574
>These 'young people' on sky news.
>Every one of them a crusty, dreadlocked, drugged up freak
Ffs.
What a ride.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323575
>>323559
>he's been cheering about how well Labour has done
>he's only just realised that the DUP will probably get in
I went into this Election expecting nought but shit results, this is honestly an amazing end to it all.
▶ 519c0f (5) No.323577>>323581
>>323559
>fresh
>2015/apr/24/
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323578
>>323570
>>323573
>what is "cake & eat it" :^)
▶ 8312fa (1) No.323579
Not gonna lie, former May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this woman get the nuclear codes.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323580>>323583
>>323570
They're single-handedly putting christianity back on the map of British politics. I never thought I'd see the day tbh.
▶ a033cc (3) No.323581
▶ 6a84ed (8) No.323582
>walking around the house shouting NEVER NEVER NEVER at my Labour voting mother
▶ 497d98 (6) No.323583
>>323580
>using the taig version of the Ulster flag
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323584
▶ a3ba46 (4) No.323585>>323587 >>323590
Are the DUP right wing then lads?
How successful were they and what does this mean for norn irn? Just woke up.
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323586
UKIP didn't keep it LOCAL, wheras DUP were ALWAYS LOCAL
▶ 837527 (31) No.323587>>323588
>>323585
>>323585
>Are the DUP right wing
▶ a3ba46 (4) No.323588>>323589 >>323592
>>323587
How right wing though?
What were some of their policies?
Why did they do well?
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323589
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323590>>323599 >>323656
>>323585
They are hardline conservative christians, kind of like the Tories were a hundred years ago. They've been fighting the marxist IRA and their political proxies for decades and have a lot of grudges to settle.
They were successful because they over-performed and won more seats than expected, and what it means for Northern Ireland is that their political opinions will be represented by a British government for the first time in forever.
▶ 497d98 (6) No.323591>>323593 >>323594 >>323596
I'm not sure if it will be a coalition, probably just a minority government with DUP support.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323592>>323599
>>323588
Basically take Peter Hitchens + Pastor Steven Anderson.
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323593
>>323591
I hope so tbh, coalitions are cancer
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323594
>>323591
lad, they will have to decide brexit negotiation hardlines before they work together :^)
▶ 837527 (31) No.323595>>323597
>social media still celebrating
Fucking hell.
▶ 7128dc (29) No.323596>>323598 >>323601
>>323591
Not a britbong, so I don't quite understand how parliaments work, but regardless of whether it's minority or coalition, they still need a majority of votes to do anything, right? That still means they NEED DUP to pass, right?
▶ 2c0f6a (12) No.323597>>323603
>>323595
They're just happy Corbyn is still aroun, and I am too
▶ 7cb2ac (29) No.323598
▶ a3ba46 (4) No.323599>>323602 >>323604
>>323590
How many seats?
>>323592
Are they actually (unofficially) anti-semitic?
>All this labcuck gloating
>For doing better than expected having promised retarded young people free things
The dividing line is deepened, lads….
Coalition governments to follow?
Tens of different single issue parties springing up soon?
Financial collapse soon?
Will the spirit of Mosley (/Hitler) rise soon?
We certainly need a new machine.
▶ 837527 (31) No.323600
This is becoming a little cluttered.
▶ 497d98 (6) No.323601
>>323596
DUP only need to vote with the tories on a queen's speech to set up a government
From there any and all bills can work on a quid pro quo basis.
Usually most bills don't need the full majority, as the opposition tend to abstain or vote with the government on a lot of legislation.
▶ 94f26a (11) No.323602
>>323599
10 seats, and that's a lot given that they're a regional party in a politically turbulent area that only hosts about 18.
▶ 647a3e (8) No.323603
>>323597
>Corbyn
>Cornbren
>Cornbread
>Corn Bread
I fucking cracked the code.
▶ 3a5b52 (4) No.323604
>>323599
a conservative majority but fractured and decayed is the perfect opportunity for the youth to realise the potential of a new machine
▶ c89730 (24) No.323606
▶ b49dd8 (1) No.323656
>>323590
If you actually lived in northern Ireland you would realise how fucking stupid they are. Northern Irish politics and politicians are an absolute joke.
Look up the RHI scandal, also just look at how ugly Arlene Foster is.
I suppose as long as it keeps labour out of government. But they are genuinely stupid as fuck its weird seeing them get such a big platform
▶ a40732 (46) No.323769
>tfw 292,316 DUP voters have the fate of the UK and Brexit in their hands
wew lads, as they say.
▶ 6c4a61 (3) No.323881
>>323508
The cuckservative rage at Are Nige for not brownnosing the faux conservatives pretty sad tbh
▶ c1abc4 (1) No.323997
>>323288
Heil3d! More digits for the DUP. They've been getting digits all night.
>>322222
Deus Vult
DUP are the nearest thing to crusaders left in the kingdom.