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ad8a8b  No.5930

Stay out of my country.

0d1fc4  No.5931

>Mudarse a la tierra de los heladeros

Lmao no

Los únicos que escapan hacia allá​ son escoria que seguro voto por Chávez, y ni internet saben usar


4bbd60  No.5933

Stay out of me countrey


94fe0f  No.5934

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

no escupas en mi ciudad

no escupas en mi pais

no escupAs En MI PLANETA NETA NETA NETA


0e6b95  No.5935

>>5933

>>5934

Ardidos?


ad8a8b  No.5937

File: e56984e6f77f74e⋯.jpg (46,88 KB, 720x800, 9:10, 36682133_2059082651021798_….jpg)

>>5931

Ice Cream makers? Haha, Never heard that one before.

And I'm kidding. I love Venezuelans. They're better-looking than our locals.


deffed  No.5939


deffed  No.5940

>>5937

Postea con frecuencia. Esta es tu casa :D


ad8a8b  No.5941

File: 5af534296e36436⋯.jpg (143,81 KB, 796x850, 398:425, 1511230265088.jpg)

>>5938

A Vene calling Trinidad a shithole is like a rat calling a horse a dirty animal. Don't delude yourself ☺


91147a  No.5943

>>5937

Yeah, the meme in our homeland is that you all sell ice cream.

>>5941

Anon, you live in a shitty island, before and after this disgrace we will still be an actual country, no offense but caribbean islands are non-countries save for cuba.


ad8a8b  No.5944

File: 1c471e55637986c⋯.jpg (174,43 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1523500763100.jpg)

>>5943

Where'd the meme come from? Ice cream isn't popular in Trinidad. I'm confused.

Most Caribbean Islands are indeed terrible. Not arguing that. But Trinidad is in a much better position and will be for the next dozens years compared to Vene. Vene is barely even a country, more like a political war zone that everyone wants to escape.


e786ca  No.5945

File: cd5bf4a958f5b05⋯.gif (820,31 KB, 420x544, 105:136, 1531523252373.gif)

>>5930

Look dude, please level with me for a second.

Imagine being a dark-skinned, borderline retarded man given no good opportunities in life, with no proper education offered to him and no skills developed throughout his decades of wasted breath. As all hell breaks loose, he looks at his options to avoid starving to death, and therein he finds a little glimmer of hope; a dream. A dream inspired by tepid coasts, tropical peace and the ever-shining sun that beckons to his origins, as his melanin levels demostrate.

Yet it's one that's incredibly hard to realize without previous training and years of connections in the grandiose machinery of society. Indeed, for this man, it is just as Sartre had said- "L'enfer, c'est les autres", his freedom of being (and his right of dreaming) destroyed from the get-go by his surroundings, he nonetheless dares to challenge it all. So he makes a plan. He thinks, prepares, and works his brain out the most he's ever done in his entire life- and eventually, through months of painful instrospection, he discovers a grand design that fits him like a glove. Resolved, he sails forth towards the great blue, fighting nature itself and discovering the true nature of the world, and himself, in the process. And once he does so, light shines in the horizon; a lukewarm coastline and his true calling, his true destiny waiting for him.

He wants to hitchhike around the world, live adventures in tandem with the seasons, and ignore the hell of modern life in favor of synchrony with the true essence of life. Inspired by tales of others, he sets foot upon your sand, and slowly works his way up the industry of decades -heck, even centuries- of the art of gelato. Soon enough, he builds connections (both local and international), works his ass off to afford his own cart, and ecstasy overflows from his brain -a first in his life- as he realizes that, for the first time since he drew breath, he truly is free. So he gears up, with acquired skill and an infinity of possibilities in front of him, and sails once more, this time not to the seas- but the skies.

Would you deny a man, any man, of such a beautiful dream? You were pioneers in this lifestyle, and now you dare tell others to not follow next?

>>5933

>>5934

I have nothing to say to these retards, though. Sopa de macaco and feminism? Only a fool would be so boneheaded as to prefer misery in existence over peace in death induced by starvation.


56664f  No.5946

File: 00e0924d8c44509⋯.gif (1,43 MB, 400x224, 25:14, 1GOk5tF.gif)

>>5943

haha the venezuelan meme, in my country , is all you sell AREPA RICA AREPA, chileans not eat arepa, we dont like arepas, we are proud eaters of sweet empanadas with pasas and aceitunas.


cacafe  No.5948

>>5946

LMAO look at this larping faggot


ad8a8b  No.5949

>>5945

You already started with a false premise. Most of the immigrants here are fair-skinned and half of them are well-off and live in good houses and retail jobs. The dark-skinned criminals who came here illegally or over-stayed are deported back (which I'm against, I think we should let them all stay). And I'm joking, for the most part. I don't mind venes coming here. I just wish they'd learn the language before trying to sell me insurance or fixing my car, but they're good people. Better than starving.


deffed  No.5951

>>5944

hi

The meme of ice cream makers was that 35 years ago many immigrants from the Caribbean especially Trinitarians and Guyanese emigrated to Venezuela and their first job was as ice cream makers


91147a  No.5952

>>5944

>Where'd the meme come from? Ice cream isn't popular in Trinidad. I'm confused.

Inmigrants from trinindad worked as ice cream vendors in cities all over the country.

>But Trinidad is in a much better position and will be for the next dozens years compared to Vene.

Anon, we have actual industries, fields, manpower and resources, while the current situation is the worst we have ever been in, the fact remain that we are an actual country, you live in an island only because brits took it from spain and then filled it with africans.


08c916  No.5953

Arepas are mostly ok in my book. A lot of them act like everyone owe them something, and there are chavistas too, but they are despised among Venezuelans, so there's not much to worry about. Although, there are arepas and colombians that commit heinous crimes, but now there are much stricter laws regarding immigration, so only "good" arepas can cross the border.

In my opinion, arepas should be allowed to give it a try here.


ad8a8b  No.5954

>>5951

>>5952

Oh! That explains it. Still a weird meme, but alright.

You can re-define "country" to mean whatever you want. At the end of the day, food's cheap and everywhere, and the standard of living is high. We have a crime problem with Africans, but so does everywhere else, unfortunately.


e786ca  No.5955

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>>5949

It was just a silly joke. In retrospective I'd even consider going to your country, considering the language barrier isn't a problem, at least personally, and despite being a worthless NEET with no skills beyond some linguistic knowledge starting out from zero wouldn't be an issue. My colonialist genes also have a tendency to really fall for the racemixing meme, and my degenerate self enjoys getting high in the beach listening to surf rock while chilling out.

How's the internet there? Do ISPs get on your ass for torrenting untranslated eroge? Is rent hard to afford with minimum wage? Are employment rates high enough so I can start working a retail job as soon as I get there? What about immigration, is the process a pain in the ass or is it relatively smooth?

Latin America in general is a fucking hellhole, and out of all nearby options your little island looks like a fucking paradise by method of elimination.


91147a  No.5956

>>5954

>You can re-define "country" to mean whatever you want.

Lets give you an example, can you actually create new cities and relevant industries in your country?

Are you atleast a medium size country with an adequate ammount of population?

Has your country ever done anything relevant or of significance?

Venezuela can atleast claim to have kicked the spaniards from guyana to bolivia and being part of the creation of the OPEP, amongst other things.

Again, i dont mean it as an offence, but islands are not really countries, so pretending to be a better nation is completely wrong.


ad8a8b  No.5958

>>5955

The internet's pretty great. I'm using 250mbs for 150ttd. There's no ISP throttling anymore. We can torrent all we want with no ISP interference. Rent is high in the cities but minimum wage is decent. Employment's available all over, there are venes in every job market right now, it's easy. The only problem is that hardly any of them speak proper English, which will put you miles ahead of them if you decide to visit. Immigration is easy if you do it legally, I don't think I'd call it smooth. Trinis are welcoming, though. You should get a job as an English/Spanish teacher or translator.


ad8a8b  No.5960

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>>5956

The country is tiny, there's no need for new cities. And we create relevant industries all the time because we're capitalist. Right now the hype is fiber optics.

We've always done things of significance, despite being a county with 1.3 million people. You want a list?

If the only thing you can claim vene being good at are things in the past, then that's not very impressive. The only thing relevant are the present and future.


91147a  No.5962

>>5960

And what kind of future does a tiny island with less population than our capital has?

Im telling you, the caribbean islands are not countries, youre way too tiny and irrelevant.


98abf6  No.5969

>>5962

Keep calm mano, that n.i.gga is trying to be friendly. Also are you pretending to imagine an industrial country with an small population and no resources?

>>5960

I guess you have to know that your country is a venezuelan province?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captaincy_General_of_Venezuela


5c82e2  No.5974

File: 8c72dec42b04a16⋯.png (574,96 KB, 750x828, 125:138, 1529709993128.png)

based tripadvisor and trivago, tell me how our bitches/thots have been treated you until now so far.

probably you only have tasted our basic caribbean thots, meanwhile cucklombians and peruvians have been lucky enough to taste an major example of pussys of different races and mixing, you need to promote the immigration in your country in order to eat more variety of pussys, isn't like your blackness was something to be proud of, you're not gonna lose shit, ez bet tbqh.


ad8a8b  No.5977

File: f49a3b59f3910ab⋯.jpg (22,91 KB, 400x284, 100:71, latibnas.jpg)

>>5974

Vene women are hot. The really attractive ones work in brothels and strip-clubs and they're treated well for everyone except the police. I talked to one and she kept speaking about her kid and hating both Trinidad and Venezuela and wishing to die. They're really depressing when you actually speak with them. But it's their fault for wanting easy money. Plenty of places love hiring vene women, but a lot of them want $1500ttd a week being whores.

The non-whore thots are fantastic, though. Even though they're golddiggers. No one in Trinidad really cares about their blackness/Indianess when it comes to race-mixing. We should be promoting the fuck out of immigration, but a lot of vene guys end up being criminals and the women for spreading STDs, so it's hard to get the older generation for it.


ad8a8b  No.5978

>>5969

No idea. That's was an interesting read. We should have open boarders, to be honest.

And yeah, that guy pretending like Trinidad people just play with rocks all day is retard. We have booming industries and high GDP. The only problem is our reliance on Oil and Petroleum and the government is too retarded to invest in anything else.


cf594c  No.5981

What the fuck is a tobago


a22339  No.5992

>>5946

> we are proud eaters of sweet empanadas with pasas and aceitunas

What a fucking disgrace

>>5953

> and there are chavistas too

Kick them in their fucking face, please, you will be considered a hero amongst venezuelans.

>>5958

>150ttd

How's the exchange rate?

I'm actually looking forward to emigrate to your country.

>>5969

>I guess you have to know that your country is a venezuelan province?

Nice trivia

>>5981

>tobago

>no trivago

stay pleb


ed6493  No.5993

File: dafa25ac3f26c87⋯.png (278,26 KB, 621x435, 207:145, Captura.PNG)

>>5930

Your fucking island was from the captaincy of Venezuela, then the British came and filled it with blacks

Ice cream vendor, venezuela will not be forever like this, when venezuela recovers you will be a flea in the butt of venezuela as always they have been


aab9c3  No.5999

File: b97c3787d89f833⋯.jpg (77,25 KB, 747x686, 747:686, 1512594689044.jpg)

>>5930

Trinidad and Tobago, man, what a cute island. This year I participated in a competition called Petrobowl, and almost made it to the Latin American Competition. And this Petrobowl for Latin America was celebrated in Trinidad and Tobago this year.

A friend of mine got to go, albeit just as an observer, and she said it was a cute, comfy, island with a somewhat prominent Petroleum industry for a small island. She also said immigration was easy, and unlike in other countries (namely Peru, Chile, Panama), you actually don't hate Venezuelans.

That is definitely a big plus in my book, keep going strong, hopefully one day we will be free from this government and the following will establish strong ties with your industry and country.

Also, now that you're mentioning people going to your country, would you mind telling me how's life in Trinidad and Tobago? I mean, is it expensive or cheap? Are people uneducated or conscious? How is your government?

Thanks bro


1e3ce8  No.6017

>>5999

>>5978

I too want to know, Tobanon.

What is it like immigrating there? Are there any barriers other than language? Because you'd be surprised at how many of us are fluent in English.

If I recall correctly Venezuelan passports are not accepted anymore. Is there like a Visa or something?


ad8a8b  No.6019

>>5999

>>6017

It really is a nice place and we are very accepting of foreigners. Language isn't a barrier. There's a lot of public signs and accessibility for Spanish-speakers.

Life here if good if you have a decent living-wage. You can buy and do anything with 100% freedom unless it's illegal. Fast internet, lots of malls, cinemas, outdoors activities, good (but kinda expensive) colleges and a good buzzing night-life. There's a crime problem right now with gangs and drugs, but it's only in a couple small areas that can easily be avoided.

Older people are usually uneducated and religious, but they're still nice. The younger generation are more conscious, thankfully. It's not cheap, but it's not overly expensive either. The middle-class has it pretty good.

The government is dogshit, though. Both political parties are retarded, but a next election is soon, so things will be good for a while.

>>6017

Not sure. There's still a bunch of Venes coming daily, so maybe they tightened restrictions to Visas-only. But I haven't heard of anyone having trouble staying if they go through the proper process.


1f302c  No.6020

Para me Trinidad es solamente una concepto religioso, particulamente el fidelito en Cristianismo que Iesu, Dios y el Sprito Santo son amalgamado.

>>5977

I want Venezuela woman. How find her?


ad8a8b  No.6021

>>5992

I think right now it's 6TTD to 1USD. It might sound high, but it's not bad once you get used to it. Electronics and stuff are affordable as fuck. Only fast-food like KFC, Wendy's, Starbucks and stuff is pricey.


ad8a8b  No.6022

File: 4dea6c6e6724018⋯.png (268,95 KB, 417x556, 3:4, 32332112_949691461862350_5….png)

>>6020

Bars, strip clubs, brothels, "massage" parlors, escorts. Pretty easy to find and cheap to hire. You can fuck them for about 50US/250TTD at normal price.


ad8a8b  No.6023

File: 282430ba4bd93d5⋯.png (261,48 KB, 417x556, 3:4, 32313501_949748138523349_4….png)

After the photo went viral, police made her put clothes on :(


1f302c  No.6024

>>6022

Is it realistic to marry a Venezuela woman solely by the Internet? Pay smuggler to grab beauty and bring her? Is this legal?


1f302c  No.6025

>>6022

Is it realistic to marry a Venezuela woman solely by the Internet? Pay smuggler to grab beauty and bring her home? Is this legal?


ad8a8b  No.6026

You can arrange marriages with them. A lot of them (mostly gold-diggers and single mothers) ask for it online. Talk with them only and go through a process similar to the K-1 Visa like the Americans do. Wouldn't recommend it, though. They literally just want you for immigration.


5c82e2  No.6036

>>6026

htf your people not fall in the communism/socialism meme? I think it was a natural end knowing that 80-90% of our country are browns and niggers. But you literally have the same ethnicity or worse however you manage pretty well your economy.


ad8a8b  No.6046

>>6036

It's possible that it might happen in the future, but the country is strong and we're heavily against socialism. We're capitalist as fuck and it's working wonders in lowing prices in internet, tech and foodchains.

Still, though. It only takes one government to fuck everything up.


3755cb  No.6048

>>6025

I can go with you for free, just let me out of here


91147a  No.6060

>>6036

>I think it was a natural end knowing that 80-90% of our country are browns and niggers.

Self-hating kids that have no idea what they are talking about like you are a cancer that must be eradicated.


993748  No.6064

File: e83505e32c27f41⋯.png (406,5 KB, 800x497, 800:497, bria.png)

>>5930

I'm thinking in take some rest in Trinidad some day or another, I love darkskinned girls, Does Venes atract Trinis?


5c82e2  No.6092

File: e40c4e59b7813d5⋯.webm (2,62 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, tuesday on russia.webm)

>>6060

get real ruskie, it's pretty easy to say that shit when you aren't living in this shithole, our niggers have less identity and values than murica niggers and the same shitty behavior with the bonus of not being killed or at least persecuted by anyone cuz our civil guard are the first one who want to see you dead or broke, not mention than our justice system is a fucking joke, unironically presided by a murdered.




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