5ac058 No.2381177
Pulled up at a stop light, did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos, kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat, fuck me in the backseat
808aed No.2381184
20 years from now im gonna walk into a bar with welm or something and shes gonna pull out that pic from her back pocket I s2g
ac6aba No.2381185
>>2381183
Give daddy a hug.
5ac058 No.2381187
it's a pretty hot pic tho tbh.
ac6aba No.2381189
>>2381186
Want to play some gammu?
808aed No.2381190
>>2381189
I'm off lunch in 3 mins
808aed No.2381192
nice seeing u all tho
bibi
5ac058 No.2381193
bye grim, nice to see you
408794 No.2381195
>>2381184
I wouldn't do that irl I just tell everyone in chatrooms about it lol
<3
hi
073f63 No.2381196
i don't know if you guys saw it but this thread was in the background of a news piece done by wapo about 8chan and internet thought/hate crimes.... if you guys give a shit and a half i'll see if i can track down the webm...thought it was kinda funny.
5ac058 No.2381197
>>2381196
animus threads were in the background of a news report?
hell yeah, track that shit down
ac6aba No.2381198
This is the second thread I know of that has been on tv or something that I was in.
Fur thread was on some Comedy Central game show once.
ac6aba No.2381200
>>2381199
It was some fill in the blank shit and they had our OP.
5ac058 No.2381202
think i might hit some beers tbh, feel on the edge of seizures today and it's deeply unpleasant
got my dinner ordered, a nice beer with my food should be good
ac6aba No.2381203
Beer doesn't sound too bad.
I kind of want to go to my old job at the Mexican place and get some grub.
5ac058 No.2381204
>>2381203
hit some beers with me if you want, once we are slightly drunk we can do voice chat and sling some memes about
ac6aba No.2381205
>>2381204
I don't have anything here and it's a dry county. That's why I was going to run to the big city. Won't be able to voice when I go.
5ac058 No.2381206
beautiful.
>>2381205
can't pick up some beers and come back?
or you mean like as a move not a beer run?
ac6aba No.2381207
>>2381206
I was going to get food at a sit down and eat kind of place.
5ac058 No.2381208
>>2381207
ah oki i see.
my food just arrived, chicken burger, chips and cheese, and vegetable pakora
lovely
ac6aba No.2381209
>>2381208
That's....uh.....that's a pretty nice looking borgert.
5ac058 No.2381210
>>2381209
she a tasty mofo
fe2499 No.2381211
I have to remember that everything that has ever been posted here is traceable.
6a16d3 No.2381212
>>2381172 Baddog
ahaha that level of reverse psychology will not work on me
5ac058 No.2381213
>>2381211
it's all archived and can be traced back right to you and your home and computer
5ac058 No.2381214
tbh i get hella embarrassed when i ready my own posts in the archive from many years ago
i make myself cringe pretty damn hard
5ac058 No.2381215
also even recent posts from when i'm drunk
still gonna get drunk right now tho
5ac058 No.2381216
takes a full drunkening amount of alcohol to stop the seizures. you'd think with how unnoticable seizure medications are SUPPOSED to be, one beer's worth of sedative alcohol should be enough, but it never has been
but i'd rather get drunk a few times a week for a break than take meds every day cause those are brain destroying shit
pot works great but i still fear drug tests
fe2499 No.2381217
Makes me glad I haven't posted anything nearly as incriminating as a lot of people.
5ac058 No.2381218
>>2381217
it is entirely possible it was something i posted here that got me raided.
they acted like they expected to find a grow tent, so it would seem they found a picture of my tent i posted somewhere.
6a16d3 No.2381219
>>2381214
yeah you were crazy back then
5ac058 No.2381220
>>2381219
s-sorry.
rename file Definitely Not Wish.png
6a16d3 No.2381221
>>2381220
I will later.
Do you have an updated picture of her?
5ac058 No.2381222
and don't post it cause now we definitely don't know who that is and it's creepy
ac6aba No.2381223
Just do what I do and post really fucking weird shit. Nobody can take my stuff seriously and anyone that does is a fool.
5ac058 No.2381224
>>2381221
i asked around the other day, got sarah to ask kon if he still had the pic of him, but pic related
seems it might be lost :/
6a16d3 No.2381225
>>2381222
You've been talking to her for many years now you twerp
5ac058 No.2381227
>>2381223
just do you <3
>>2381226
*her
nymph's name is sarah
fe2499 No.2381228
>>2381224
The one with pee on wishes butt?
ac6aba No.2381229
>>2381227
What if me is dumping HQ beast porn?
073f63 No.2381230
>>2381197
11 seconds in you can see the star and thread title in the recent threads category, in the background. blurred. lol
it's not much, i don't even know why i said anything, lol, guess it's only relevant in regards to being able to tell when the journo's were lurking.
adf3d8 No.2381231
oh right i keep forgetting nymph went trans
5ac058 No.2381232
>>2381228
i have no idea any more, there were snapchats of irl wish going around for a while
>>2381229
well don't do THAT
ac6aba No.2381233
>>2381232
You tempt the hands of fate!
5ac058 No.2381234
>>2381230
oh hey lol i see my subject line
oh well, good work c:
6a16d3 No.2381235
>>2381227
When did she transition? :o
5ac058 No.2381236
>>2381233
slow down there bucko
>>2381235
like 6 months ago, maybe a few more
6a16d3 No.2381237
i miss how mean my brother was to you guys
Why did you ban him?
fe2499 No.2381238
>>2381237
Murder isn't banned now.
5ac058 No.2381239
>>2381237
lol murder was banned?
great, lol, jeez what a total shit
ac6aba No.2381240
>>2381236
I"m going to do it.
5ac058 No.2381241
>>2381240
don't do it homie
6a16d3 No.2381244
>>2381238
Remember your weak ad hominems and pathetic attempt at reversed psychology will NEVER work on me
I am God
>>2381239
Please unban...
You need to stop being so thin skinned
6a16d3 No.2381245
Nezi is a psychopath and this picture proves it
adf3d8 No.2381246
6a16d3 No.2381247
>>2381246
i like your Chad smirk
Its saying "You think you run from me?"
adf3d8 No.2381248
>>2381247
that pic's from 2012 when I was suicidal
it's me pretending to be normal
6a16d3 No.2381249
>>2381248
no suicide pls...
how do you feel now?
ac6aba No.2381250
A shame he did not pull it off.
5ac058 No.2381252
it's always the people with the smile on their face that are going through the real shit :'(
5ac058 No.2381253
well an irl friend is getting drunk with me.
his macbook showed up today so we drinking over facetime lol
ac6aba No.2381254
I smile when others don't.
5ac058 No.2381255
hey
>11 seconds in you can see the star and thread title
see if i wasn't the regular OP, you would never have known
you're welcome
6a16d3 No.2381256
>>2381252
that reminds me of Nezi then..
i hope he's okay
5ac058 No.2381257
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
time for 90s and early 2000s music because drank
6a16d3 No.2381258
sure lets dank out to some 90's music
5ac058 No.2381260
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
lol fuck it
this my summer drinking song ❤️
5ac058 No.2381263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
postie all cute in this vid
6a16d3 No.2381265
>>2381264
i'm a serial killer too
Erin asked for the 90's music ;~;
a6a97e No.2381266
>>2381265
a lot of excellent shit back then. They don't make music like they did in the... 20's through mid 2000's.
9e7f96 No.2381267
We play fair and we work hard and we’re in harmony
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
5ac058 No.2381270
hunnid bands in my pocket, it's on me~
5ac058 No.2381271
you was talkin shit in the beginning
back when I was feelin more forgivin
i know it piss you off to see me winnin
see that igloo in my mouth and I be grinnin
5ac058 No.2381272
5ac058 No.2381274
>>2381273
consume the first born
5ac058 No.2381275
ngl this the new igloo i want in my mouth
and i am almost drunk enough to place the order
these silver boys gettin old
5ac058 No.2381277
gonna pay the extra £60 for deep cut so they look like my real teeth
just need steven to hurry up and get back in call and get me drunk enough to lay down hundreds on grillz
5ac058 No.2381278
fe2499 No.2381279
And now we need more people...
3f1cd7 No.2381280
>>2381277
Hey Erin what is the link to the thread archive?
5ac058 No.2381281
>>2381280
which thread? or just the archive in general
fe2499 No.2381282
Please stop digging through our garbage, thanks.
3f1cd7 No.2381283
5ac058 No.2381284
5ac058 No.2381285
i wrote most of that archive c: but the JS extension is largely broke atm which you can blame on nokosage.
752aa3 No.2381286
>>2381282
This tbh. Internet history is best told as a tradtion rather than eternally preserved posts.
408794 No.2381287
i don't think that has the entirety of my blood tribute folder tho
408794 No.2381288
2015 was a fun fuckin time yo
2cd96b No.2381289
>>2381177
==
the faggot abuses and rapes the deranged bitch at the parking lot
the violent deranged hot dope pimps in the park
the phat violent faggot abuses and abuses the deranged bitch behind the school
the angry dope punks in the park
the nigger terrorizes in the park
the bitch terrorizes and punks the hot violent dolphin in the park
the woman terrorizes behind the school
the horse murders at the parking lot
the nigger punks and assaults the angry angry dolphin in the bathroom
the faggot murders behind the school
==
fe2499 No.2381290
>>2381288
2013 was more fun
408794 No.2381291
>>2381290
it doesn't go back that far
a6a97e No.2381292
>>2381289
What about the gay orgy?
b4f5cd No.2381294
fe2499 No.2381295
>>2381291
some of the old /b/ archives do
5ac058 No.2381296
>>2381290
if you after 2013 /b/ you want the old archives, not shiot me & noko wrote
like foolz and shit
408794 No.2381297
>>2381295
>>2381296
link pls? PWEASE?
i'm trying to find echo's blood tribute cause it was the best one
5ac058 No.2381298
>>2381297
foolz mate
google it
408794 No.2381301
5ac058 No.2381302
408794 No.2381303
>>2381302
shh shh. no tears now
6a16d3 No.2381306
>>2381266
how much music d0 you know >_<
>>2381300
this is why i don't want to drive
408794 No.2381308
none of these search functions work
a6a97e No.2381309
>>2381306
I know a lot i think but then again there is a lot to know times 40 so that means I barely know much.
A lot of things makes drivers not want to drive but they do anyhow.
fe2499 No.2381310
im so happy that all our /b/ bullshit is mostly deleted or well obscured forever/too hard to search through to bother
fe2499 No.2381311
f737cf No.2381312
You can't shoot me, Canada has gun control
6a16d3 No.2381313
>>2381309
whats your favorite muzic genra?
6a16d3 No.2381315
>>2381314
can i ask you something?
6a16d3 No.2381317
i want my boyfriend to take me like this
fe2499 No.2381318
>>2381316
you can suck my dick if you think im going back to 4chan
6a16d3 No.2381319
>>2381318
but i have a bf..
b4f5cd No.2381320
1c861f No.2381321
>at the thought of going back to /b/
6a16d3 No.2381322
>>2381320
i'm already there
we can all abandon this place and migrate to /waifu/
6a16d3 No.2381324
>>2381321
>321
I really want that bottle..
752aa3 No.2381327
>>2381322
For what purpose?
6a16d3 No.2381328
>>2381326
cute piggo
>>2381327
mostly because our fellow posters will not have moderator powers over us
f737cf No.2381329
752aa3 No.2381331
>>2381328
As long as the power is never abused then I see no issue. Whoever owns the board has been on the same level as the rest of us.
dd9065 No.2381332
752aa3 No.2381333
1c861f No.2381334
>>2381328
May the Comfy Piggy bless you with max comfs.
>>2381330
6a16d3 No.2381335
>>2381329
I really need to ask you something
>>2381330
Does Rei think?
>>2381331
The guy who owns this board banned my brother.
>>2381332
<3
6a16d3 No.2381336
>>2381334
i'm sorry but I live in the south bronx, there is no comf here
6a16d3 No.2381338
>>2381337
where do you live now?
fe2499 No.2381339
fe2499 No.2381340
6a16d3 No.2381341
>>2381339
oh michigan is full of racists...
>>2381340
bring me ice cream!
and don't touch your doggy treats!
1c861f No.2381343
>>2381336
I imagine every day there is basically Rumble in the Bronx scene-for-scene.
fe2499 No.2381344
>>2381341
the only treats i need are the kind in between legs
408794 No.2381345
i hate when the weed man is out
6a16d3 No.2381347
>>2381343
yup... everyday.
where do you live?
>>2381344
doggy legs?
8b121b No.2381350
408794 No.2381353
1c861f No.2381356
>>2381347
>where do you live?
Austin, TX. It's ok, except that downtown always smells like garbage and the traffic is a living nightmare.
>>2381348
♥
b4f5cd No.2381358
>>2381354
Kropotkin a fukken revisionist
8b121b No.2381359
>>2381355
im only okay when there are dog cummies in my tummy
6a16d3 No.2381360
>>2381356
is it true that california is moving into your backyard?
b4f5cd No.2381362
Furries need to be gassed
fe2499 No.2381363
>>2381359
Oh hey Erio, i decided to make something at home instead.
6a16d3 No.2381364
>>2381359
lewd...
there's a dog my mom likes to feed doggy treats to..
i really want to play wiht it but my mom iwll misss it
408794 No.2381365
408794 No.2381366
did you see me daddy? I memed them so good^^
8b121b No.2381368
>>2381364
i feed dogs treats and they feed me gooey treats in return
6a16d3 No.2381369
>>2381368
what kinda ooey gooey treats?
47bf3a No.2381370
>>2381367
Is this some hip new thot greeting?
fe2499 No.2381371
>>2381365
People just get a little bored when they don't have a job.
6a16d3 No.2381374
>>2381370
just trying to keep you straight
1c861f No.2381375
>>2381360
Mmmmmhm. Which only bothers me because they're building tons of new high rises to house all these people, so it's making the skyline ugly, causing taxes to go up, and limiting how late clubs with live music can be open. >:(
8b121b No.2381376
fe2499 No.2381378
>>2381377
You would get squash for any imposter dogshitposter though.
9e7f96 No.2381379
Boys and girls from near and far are welcome as can be!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
5ac058 No.2381380
>>2381378
do not confuse me right now
6a16d3 No.2381381
>>2381375
hm...
is that legal? to let all those people in?
I really wanted to move to Texas for the WIDE open spaces, but now i'm scared..
fe2499 No.2381382
>>2381380
its not my fault if you dont even know how to use ID's
408794 No.2381383
5ac058 No.2381385
>>2381382
use my ass fat fuck
6a16d3 No.2381387
>>2381376
please that's so lewd...
1c861f No.2381388
>>2381381
There're still plenty of spacious places to move to here, but you'll have a long commute to work.
f737cf No.2381389
b4f5cd No.2381391
That is enough posting for one day.
Kill furries
Gn
6a16d3 No.2381394
>>2381388
i don't plain to go work
i'ma grow some food and live off that
You should move somewhere else :/
47bf3a No.2381395
>>2381374
Not sure why you think that's necessary
8b121b No.2381396
>>2381392
I just woke up uwu
286ee5 No.2381397
sm bsvk, snf I found nuisensves,
5ac058 No.2381398
>>2381396
don't care i want you
5ac058 No.2381399
scanner you are in the server you join too
408794 No.2381401
6a16d3 No.2381402
I AM MAGNA ANGEMON
I HAVE EIGHT SHINING WINGS AND A BEAM SHIELD
I WIELD THE ALMIGHTY SWORD EXCALIBUR
AND MY DEVASTATING ATTACK IS THE GATE OF DESTINY!!!!!!!!
-echo echo echo-
digimon was so cool
dd9065 No.2381403
47bf3a No.2381404
>>2381400
I'm perfectly fine without your 'assistance'
1c861f No.2381406
>>2381394
I get along alright here, though I do hope to someday move to a quiet place in the country. I really want a duck pond and a patch of sky free of light pollution.
408794 No.2381407
>>2381406
duck ponds are cute^^
fe2499 No.2381409
Erio is just too shy to get into voice chats with anyone Erin, you should know this.
5ac058 No.2381410
>>2381408
do both
most health
5ac058 No.2381411
>>2381409
erio loves me tho and he should put in the effort to prove it
it's jsut me and an irl person so far it's no risk to him
adf3d8 No.2381412
>>2381410
at the same time? :^)
fe2499 No.2381414
>>2381411
its probably a personal security ting, they are more soft and fragile than you think
6a16d3 No.2381415
>>2381406
>tfw i never seen a star before
5ac058 No.2381416
>>2381412
like if you're capable of it go for it
do it in the country tho, people will not like seeing that
6a16d3 No.2381417
>>2381407
she's not talking to you
408794 No.2381418
the sun is a star. just sayin
adf3d8 No.2381422
>>2381416
i'm just kidding
I've had sex outside before but it was late at night in a deserted area behind a building
5ac058 No.2381425
>>2381422
LOL whatta thrill
6a16d3 No.2381426
>>2381424
what would you do to revy's sweaty pussy?
1c861f No.2381427
>>2381407
Yesssss. There's a YouTube stream of a duck farm I watch every day at work. It helps keep me calm, and does my heart so much good to see them waddlin' around like, "waddle waddle, I'm a ducky, waddle waddle, doody doo". It's just too cute.
>>2381415
I visited my hometown a couple of weekends ago and some friends and I sat around a fire pit talking all night. It was so great to be able to lean back and see the constellations again. It had been too long.
Maybe see if there's a national park or some comfy country place near you where you can camp? It's good for your heart to see the stars.
5ac058 No.2381428
sabs
you in yanpasu too
wanna VC with me and irl boi steven?
408794 No.2381429
>>2381427
I think I remember you posting that before!
quack quack
6a16d3 No.2381430
>>2381427
I'll leave you alone since you wanna talk to Welma now>
f737cf No.2381431
1c861f No.2381432
>>2381429
It's so cute when there's mud or snow and you hear their little ducky feet flapping on the ground. It's legit made me cry happy tears. I'm kind of a dork.
>>2381430
I can't talk to both of you?
6a16d3 No.2381433
>>2381432
no
i wanted all of your attention...
752aa3 No.2381434
>>2381431
Are you shy about speaking?
1c861f No.2381435
I can't reply now because I don't want to link to that disturbing image.
f737cf No.2381438
>>2381434
Speaking is my job
5ac058 No.2381439
dd9065 No.2381442
408794 No.2381443
>>2381432
haha little ducky pitter patter <3 <3
if you're a dork you're the best kind of dork
6a16d3 No.2381444
ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵘˢᵗᵃᶜʰᵉ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵒ ᶦ ᵃᵐ
408794 No.2381446
why you tryin to get a vc going anyway?
dd9065 No.2381448
5ac058 No.2381449
>>2381446
cuz drunk funs
>>2381447
no, never
>>2381448
pls neko ily <3
it's just me and an irl friend atm, none of these internet fag humans
f737cf No.2381450
>>2381449
>drunk funs
Wish I could get drunk
1c861f No.2381451
>>2381428
Aaaah! I missed your post. I'm sorry.
I can't VC right now, I'm afraid. Still in the office.
-__-
Thank you for thinking of me though. You're sweet. ♥
>>2381436
There there. They can't all be winners.
>>2381443
*honk honk*
5ac058 No.2381452
>>2381450
how come you can't?
if it's work, you can get a little bit drunk
1c861f No.2381453
What if I was a duck this whole time? Just typing with my bill and honking? Would I get banned?
dd9065 No.2381454
>>2381449
Too much pressure
47bf3a No.2381455
On the internet, no one knows I'm a duck
no one
f737cf No.2381456
>>2381452
Work, combined with not having enough alcohol to get even a buzz going. I've also tried to cut out drinking
8b121b No.2381457
It's a really nice day outside today
I could sense it when I woke up and I was right
f737cf No.2381458
That would be really cool
408794 No.2381459
there's a 50% chance it's already raining
5ac058 No.2381461
>>2381451
u oki, luv u <3
if you feel like it later, it's still just me and irl peeps, nobody internet to perv on u etc.
might want some drinks first tho :3
>>2381454
no pressure babes. it's okay. just me and another human having fun chats, join if you want, don't if you don't.
>>2381456
awww shit :/ if you wanna pick up like a couple beers you welcome to join us, but i get it if not.
8b121b No.2381462
I was just outside a minute ago
There are barely any clouds
8b121b No.2381463
Weather forecasts are fake news and an enemy of the American people
6a16d3 No.2381464
>>2381451
are you thirsty?
eedd77 No.2381465
I only agree with the weather report when it says it is cold
If the weather says it is record hot then obviously they are lying and it's fake news
f737cf No.2381466
>>2381461
I don't drink beer, just mixed drinks
5ac058 No.2381467
nick either go talk with you dad or join chat
8b121b No.2381468
I'm going to Thailand in a few weeks so I'm going to enjoy this optimal temperature until it's time to get blasted by heat
eedd77 No.2381469
STOP PRESSURE NOBODY WANNA JOIN CHAT RN
eedd77 No.2381470
5ac058 No.2381471
ur a masive faggot. eat my pressure.
GO GET A PASSPORT
5ac058 No.2381472
if you didn't read chat from earlier
i legit don't know what to tell them any more
8b121b No.2381473
I got a new passport a couple months ago
It's ez
Yan is being a shy boi about meeting you irl
6a16d3 No.2381474
>>2381468
Where in china is thailand?
5ac058 No.2381475
that's what it feels like.
51ca99 No.2381476
fe2499 No.2381477
>>2381476
did you check out that page i linked you to?
fe2499 No.2381479
>>2381478
https://pawoo.net/@eds
im not sure if this is how you link profiles or not
fe2499 No.2381481
>>2381480
cool hopefully you like their art
fe2499 No.2381483
why is blood-chan posting straight shota, you sicko at least spoiler that shit
ac6aba No.2381484
These brits and their accents.
5ac058 No.2381485
>>2381484
shhhh we bein nice
ac6aba No.2381486
>>2381485
Oi yapper ya fish 'n chips yee dong flabby.
8b121b No.2381487
When u pick up vegetarian food but then almost hit a wild turkey with your car on the way home
5ac058 No.2381488
>>2381487
erio join the chat
13dc57 No.2381490
to whom it may concern
happy birthday
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8b121b No.2381491
The turkey seemed to handle the situation more intelligently than a deer would
>>2381488
I'm not drinking tho
It's morning for me right now
>>2381489
Do u post when I do just as a meme so u can keep saying it's just coincidence
>>2381490
Y-you too
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47bf3a No.2381493
>>2381491
I just got out of the shower
And I was posting earlier
f737cf No.2381496
>>2381494
I'd like some caek
dd9065 No.2381498
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752aa3 No.2381501
>>2381498
In general or right now?
a6a97e No.2381502
>>2381498
Cockslap the shit out of someone... with your penis.
b7416d No.2381503
>>2381498
Hope things get better.
>>2381500
Pussy didn't do it.
b7416d No.2381507
>>2381506
As chidlish as that kid is, pretty hilarious.
a6a97e No.2381508
>>2381507
LOL
I think that's the (rich) husband actually.
eedd77 No.2381509
