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d63309 No.2343126
Chapter 4: Moral choices and merchantile mishaps for John Doe
c3287d No.2343130
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>>2343127
I'm drinking amber
d63309 No.2343131
So basically yeah, we gained a new party member that scared the shit out of us so our druid used what was the equivalent of medieval magic mace. We dealt with our re-animated tank, we dealt the necromancer that fucked with us, and then I get into a magic merchant shop who says 'anything is for free' and instead of asking for a raging poisoning flaming sword of doom or a dick ring that could kill everything I ask for a diamond that can be used to revive my friends.
89a844 No.2343133
eca994 No.2343135
>>2343134
was that your mother??
d63309 No.2343136
>>2343135
Yeah. She may not be as complicit with my crimes but she is involved in my shenanigans.
*sip*
eca994 No.2343137
>>2343136
Wow, she looks really young!
*sip*
c3287d No.2343138
>>2343137
You didn't say anything about my friend >:(
d63309 No.2343139
>>2343137
She had me when she was 20 so yeah.
>>2343133
I don't understand this music, is too 'Young Team' for me.
d63309 No.2343140
>>2343137
I'm sipping alcohol, what is your poison?
89a844 No.2343141
>>2343139
it's uk gang shit
d63309 No.2343142
>>2343141
I can see that, and it sounds like nonsense to me. Can't hear the lyrics. Barbarians.
e5a3bd No.2343143
>>2343130
Very nice. Right now I'm Modelo Negra. Its my first time drinking it and its really good, I just gave a sip to my mom and she likes it
>>2343129
how long has it been there? my mom put all her shit in my room when moved out, how i have to sleep in the living room when I visit her
c3287d No.2343144
d63309 No.2343145
>>2343141
They be going Bar Bar and I'm like 'this is the christian thing to do' and get drunk and critique drill rap.
eca994 No.2343146
>>2343138
Sorry buddy, it was actually cute. Got any more pics?
>>2343140
Banana smoothies!
d63309 No.2343148
>>2343146
Oh my nigguh, if you ever get the dollar, I suggest you come with me and experience the juice bar. They have smoothies that act like healing potions.
I'm drinking Tauraus Dark Fruits Cider and Fosters Lager, drank 2 double rums and coke and 4 jager bombs, this will be a SCANNER thread for the ages.
c3287d No.2343149
>>2343146
She slapped me when I tried
e5a3bd No.2343150
>>2343144
Yes? Its good! You should try it if you want
c3287d No.2343151
>>2343150
Beer is disgusting
d63309 No.2343152
>>2343147
A perfect rendition of your chosen avatar calls for a perfect response.
I wanna sink into your eyes and lose myself, I want to get lost into your nonsense. I wanna drag you out of the mire of misery and build a castle out of your sensibility.
2c65a8 No.2343153
>>2343152
you should let duke and loco tag team your mummers.
e5a3bd No.2343154
>>2343151
-rolls her eyes-
you have to get used to the taste!
d63309 No.2343155
>>2343153
It ain't my choice, it's my mums. Then I would judge her later.
c3287d No.2343156
>>2343154
Or I can just drink something good
c3287d No.2343158
c3287d No.2343159
e5a3bd No.2343160
>>2343158
Too strong :<
>>2343159
I have some, why don't you come over? :)
d63309 No.2343161
>>2343160
So you need an alcohol that is weaker than vodka, but tastes good and is cheap?
c3287d No.2343162
>>2343160
The same reason as awlays
eca994 No.2343163
>>2343148
Just be careful, okay? I remember a month ago you weren't allowed to get drunk, I don't want you to overdo it.
>>2343149
A pic of you with your face cropped then?
c3287d No.2343164
e5a3bd No.2343165
>>2343161
I don't mind, I drink whatever, i'm not picky like duke haha
>>2343162
I'm not going to put any knock-out drugs in your beverage and chain up naked in my basement. And I'm not going to rape and beat you repeatedly until I get bored and I definitely won't torture and kill you to sell your organs for a quick buck
d63309 No.2343166
>>2343163
I won't overdo it on a Wednesday, I got shit to do.
No Friday is when I let loose. Is the only time I have some free time, and with the hangover I can net some good karma by visiting my mum, she's a hermit now. I think I should invite her over so she doesn't feel so alone.
>>2343165
Mead, weaker than vodka, tastes like honey.
c3287d No.2343170
>>2343165
Lackluster
>>2343168
Been a while
eca994 No.2343171
>>2343164
She wants you toooooooooo.
>>2343166
That's really sweet, I constantly hurt my parents by shutting them out.
e5a3bd No.2343172
>>2343170
at least I calmed your worries. I wouldn't do anything bad to you i promise
d63309 No.2343173
>>2343167
Honey wine. I tried some, it tastes good.
What do you prefer?
Plus, can I share with you a song rather than an image of how I feel?
c3287d No.2343174
>>2343171
Who's "she"
>>2343172
>calmed your worrie
No you didn't, that's literally impossible
04183c No.2343175
>>2343169
I'm Ed, at least for English speakers. Nice to meet you
>>2343170
Aye I got arrested for a bit. It's all good now though. How have you been?
c3287d No.2343176
>>2343175
You got arrested again?
eca994 No.2343177
c3287d No.2343178
>>2343177
She's already left
04183c No.2343179
>>2343176
These things happen. They just got the wrong guy, I'm not a criminal
e5a3bd No.2343180
>>2343173
Yus please share your musics <3
>>2343174
I really do want to meet up with you, but first I want to meet up with Akame
>>2343175
Its nice to meet you! I'm Blood-chan
Is English your first language?
89a844 No.2343181
>>2343142
>>2343145
you'd be better at it than me
>>2343143
it's been there for weeks
they just moved so there is crap everywhere. and the shitty weather keeps getting in the way of everything
d63309 No.2343182
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>>2343180
>>2343180
A bit drunk but this has been rattling in my head.
d63309 No.2343183
>>2343181
Critiquing or creating?
eca994 No.2343184
>>2343178
you extinguished her?
eca994 No.2343185
look at the latest character in my comic
e5a3bd No.2343186
>>2343181
That's so messed up...
Please bother your mom everyday until she folds and removes it >_<
>>2343182
-clicks-
thankies~
Please stop drinking..
>>2343185
very nice
d63309 No.2343187
>>2343186
I only just started. Can't stop now,
04183c No.2343188
>>2343180
Blood-chan, why is your name different?
No it's not, I learnt in prison . It gave me a lot to do.
>>2343187
who are you?
89a844 No.2343189
>>2343183
I don't fully understand uk slang either
>>2343186
I have been don't worry
063b3a No.2343190
>>2343179
you got arrested for something you didnt do
twice?
d63309 No.2343191
>>2343188
My name is Joshua Adam-Smith, SCANNER is the freshest moniker I own. I drink and things flow through me.
d63309 No.2343192
>>2343189
I guess spinners mean DJs.
89a844 No.2343193
>>2343192
a spinner is a revolver
skengs are what they call guns
d63309 No.2343194
>>2343193
You know more of UK slang than I do, but I say this, London may as well be another country to me.
04183c No.2343195
>>2343190
That's true. Even more the reason for them to target me. I've never used a gun, let alone sold one. The charges are outrageous.
>>2343191
Double barrelled surname, I've been told by Brits that's very posh.
063b3a No.2343196
>>2343195
i dont know much about how corrupt the russian police are but i find it hard to believe you would get locked up for a completely false charge twice
d63309 No.2343197
>>2343195
My cunts of parents couldn't decide last names so they split the bill. At least, that's how I see it.
89a844 No.2343198
>>2343194
London is the chiraq of the uk
d63309 No.2343199
>>2343198
>chiraq
Googled it, so it is the 3rd most important city. I live near Liverpool, is that more important?
04183c No.2343200
>>2343196
Russian police aren't the best, still I don't have the kind of money to bribe them. I only got locked up once and I was done over by the people doing the real crime. \Bad things happen to good people.
>>2343197
They still together? Apparently I have a dad, I've never met him.
c2028c No.2343201
All I know is that rappers usually have the worst slang hands down. They make everything they say sound like they have the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
>>2343199
The nickname comes from the murder and violence rates being worse than iraq.
89a844 No.2343202
>>2343199
that means they're on a whole lotta gang shit
d63309 No.2343203
>>2343200
Nah, my dad died to a brain bleed probably caused by alcoholism. He was an asshole and so was his family.
063b3a No.2343204
>>2343200
not like i have any way of knowing it i guess
d63309 No.2343205
>>2343202
Wanna start a gang?
All we need is trust, co-operation and a mutual goall.
89a844 No.2343206
>>2343205
I'd never trust anyone here
d63309 No.2343207
>>2343206
Is fair, I trusted strangers and it got me in a load of shit.
89a844 No.2343209
>>2343207
keep your friends close and your enemies closer
04183c No.2343210
>>2343203
That's sad. Not his death, the fact that he wasn't there for you. I had the guys my mum was with, they weren't to bad. Hit me if I was out of line but who wouldn't.
>>2343204
In that case I'm entirely innocent, all the charges are bullshit. I don't know what a drug is. I've heard about guns but never seen one. Jesus gives me the will to carry on in life.
>>2343206
You haven't hit me up on discord in a while. I don't trust you
d63309 No.2343211
>>2343209
Who would fight against me?
>>2343210
I prevailed, didn't need my mum or my dad, I grown beyond them. I have SCANNER, I have me.
89a844 No.2343212
>>2343210
I don't usually talk to a lot of people on discord and I don't remember talking to you on there before
063b3a No.2343213
>>2343210
>I don't know what a drug is
you dont know what a drug is?
d63309 No.2343215
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So I cast Second Wind.
I bolster my defenses and reaffirm my offences.
d63309 No.2343216
>>2343214
I'd like to see my enemy, I'm curious. The antithesis of my form and actions, what would such an enemy be like?
89a844 No.2343217
>>2343216
curiosity killed the neko
d63309 No.2343218
>>2343217
And probability gave the neko immortality.
04183c No.2343219
>>2343211
Good for you. I'm alone in the depths of my being. I've only grown to realise I need people.
>>2343212
We haven't talked in a while. You should check in every once in a while. I'd appreciate the company
>>2343213
I don't know what you're talking about. sorry. Whats a drug?
063b3a No.2343220
>>2343219
so you got locked up on drug charges, typical
89a844 No.2343221
>>2343218
Don't let it get to your head
>>2343219
what's your name
d63309 No.2343222
>>2343219
I will share with you my divinity.
You shalt not be alone with SCANNER.
I hope to rise you from the mirk, or at least, inspire you to better yourself.
What are your works? Show me your CV. Show me your accomplishments.
d63309 No.2343223
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>>2343221
Already in there. My headspace is really some high interest land.
04183c No.2343224
>>2343220
Not exactly. I allegedly threatened a man with a gun after he tried to rob me. Also someone planted a lot of cocaine in my bag. So I had to go to jail.
>>2343221
Эдуард
>>2343222
I have no real skills. I can speak English, I'm not in jail. That's it
063b3a No.2343225
>>2343224
so you do know what drugs are
d63309 No.2343226
>>2343224
Same, probably hurts more if you ain't in England.
Root out your local council, ask for some programmes.
I can't help mold, sorry.
89a844 No.2343227
>>2343224
I don't got you on there my nigga
>>2343223
time to get drinked
d63309 No.2343228
>>2343227
I think I am drinked, someone just posted me a load of shit of DnD in Onedrive and I'm like 'Fucking hell'
89a844 No.2343229
>>2343228
you've been having a dnd adventrure
d63309 No.2343230
>>2343229
Yeah, hence why I'm drinking.
Can't have DnD without alcohol.
04183c No.2343231
I need to go to bed. I'm going to the police and then my mothers tomorrow.
>>2343225
I'm going to bed. I don't trust you anymore. I don't recall, it all happened so fast, I certainly never meant to harm anyone.
>>2343226
I don't know what that is. I wish I was in England.
>>2343227
Oh. I have you #4999. Well if you find me let me know how it's going. If not. Have a good time.
89a844 No.2343232
>>2343231
message me
>>2343230
i need more
d63309 No.2343233
>>2343232
More alcohol?
>>2343231
Save up dollah, then bring your sorry ass over here.
d63309 No.2343235
>>2343234
>>2343234
Then get more alcohol. It's probably late for you, so you could score some booze.
89a844 No.2343236
>>2343235
i dun need no more booze
just a beer
d63309 No.2343237
It is an hour beyond my sleep time.
Waning in strength, gonna bed now.
d63309 No.2343238
I may go nuts at friday, who wants to follow my lead?
6f4a9b No.2343242
>>2343241
am so stressed I'm gonna die
b69c0e No.2343243
b1fa9a No.2343244
>>2343242
Stop being stressed then.
89a844 No.2343245
>>2343242
cause of school?
0f42c0 No.2343246
>>2343188
I am a being of many names, but people call me Blood-chan here..
Y-yeah prison would do that to you...
-hides-
>>2343187
I don't like this song, I'm sorry for the late reply, I had to run to work lol
>>2343231
have good night
>>2343189
Very good. Don't let up... People like that just want you to walk all over you. First she'll put a few boxes of junk, then its redecorating your room! Don't let her!
89a844 No.2343247
>>2343246
I don't let most people walk all over me
c2028c No.2343249
Sending out an SOS!
Sending out an SOS!
2c65a8 No.2343252
>>2343251
I wake my cat up all the time by opening a utility up near its ear when she's asleep.
b69c0e No.2343253
c2028c No.2343255
>>2343250
I just wish it was a better song.
2c65a8 No.2343256
>>2343255
she has a style of slower and kinda more depressed versions of songs. She's done a bunch. https://www.youtube.com/user/hollymaezers/videos
c2028c No.2343257
>>2343256
Yeah not going to go watch her youtube.
That shit was way too high pitched.
2c65a8 No.2343258
>>2343257
Less cringe than concentration camp girl.
c2028c No.2343259
>>2343258
God I hope that is edited.
But I wouldn't call her vocals cringe, just annoying.
2c65a8 No.2343260
>>2343259
True.
Nope. that's a screenshot i just took from her video.
c2028c No.2343261
>>2343260
I wouldn't even force feed her my cock, but she needs to eat something.
2c65a8 No.2343262
>>2343261
probably needs a doctor and a prescription for Boost nutrition beverages so she can put some weight on. Only she can liberate herself from her own concentration camp.
Can't get it up since she's just too insanely skinny. WWII documentaries don't give me hard ons.
b69c0e No.2343270
>>2343267
How ya been Cooki?
19f3c9 No.2343271
Mandy, can we make the rain and cool weather last forever?
c2028c No.2343272
>>2343271
Sadly not, my child, for we live int he desert and the desert must be dry and hot.
Also people drive like shit when it is wet. I don't trust any of them.
c2028c No.2343273
The leggings and garter seem a bit out of place in that swim suit though.
19f3c9 No.2343274
>>2343272
:(
But this will weed out the weak drivers!
Like the snow does up north.
>>2343273
He's tryin' to dress like a real girl, he'll figure it out, someday.
c2028c No.2343275
>>2343274
I am on the road every day for my job, I would rather not be a causality of weeding them out.
That webm isn't the same person, is it? Am I that bad at spotting traps nowadays?
19f3c9 No.2343276
>>2343275
Get bigger truck. Install plow on front. Problem solved!
No, that's not the same person.
c2028c No.2343277
>>2343276
Company truck. I can't alter it. I can still get hit in it though!
Well even still. Nice rear end.
19f3c9 No.2343278
>>2343277
:(
Ha, you're gay now.
c2028c No.2343279
>>2343278
People have thought I was gay for years now. Not worried.
19f3c9 No.2343280
>>2343279
Well now they have hard cold proof of the matter.
c2028c No.2343281
>>2343280
Not really. That much isn't new. I've told plenty of traps that I would fuck them.
Just depends on what mood I am in.
19f3c9 No.2343283
>>2343281
Oh. Well- uh...
Hmm.
19f3c9 No.2343285
>>2343284
Dunno. Got nothin'.
c2028c No.2343286
>>2343285
Your last post implied otherwise.
c2028c No.2343290
>>2343289
That is NOT how you should be wearing that strap....
Also, who is this anyway? I assume it is spectre, but gods know how wrong I am oftentimes.
896e43 No.2343291
>>2343248
well you can't walk over me
367da8 No.2343292
19f3c9 No.2343293
>>2343290
One more reason single point slings are garbo.
Nah, you got it.
c2028c No.2343294
>>2343291
What you u p to, boo?
>>2343293
Yeah that is pretty bad. I mean, I am all for showing off tits, but that is not a good way.
Nice, chalk one up for me. Use less emotes though, please.
896e43 No.2343296
>>2343294
layin in bed
i am super tired
how are you?
c2028c No.2343298
>>2343296
Also just laying in bed. But I am less tired, and more drunk. Do anything fun today?
896e43 No.2343301
>>2343298
nope
i haven't been working cause of the weather so my life has been super boring lately. I can't wait to get back
c2028c No.2343302
>>2343299
No. Best way is in a tight shirt.
Because it makes you look gay....
c2028c No.2343304
>>2343301
Work was called off? Must be nice.....
896e43 No.2343305
>>2343304
there's nothing worse than not being able to make money
19f3c9 No.2343306
>>2343302
Ah, I wouldn't want to give off the wrong impression, right?
c2028c No.2343307
>>2343305
Fair point. I am salary so I don't get that kinda negative.
>>2343306
Correct.
896e43 No.2343308
>>2343307
gotta make that celery
19f3c9 No.2343309
>>2343307
But it's nice to keep 'em guessin' too.
c2028c No.2343311
>>2343308
That dole.
>>2343309
No, we all know you are gay. I just prefer you not to broadcast it.
4d8985 No.2343314
>>2343303
not using his name
19f3c9 No.2343315
>>2343311
Fuckin' Fake News shit.
896e43 No.2343316
>>2343314
what a silly thing to do
c2028c No.2343317
>>2343313
Those loonies.
>>2343315
You aren't helping the situation if it is.
896e43 No.2343318
>>2343317
blue is literally the perfect nail color
c2028c No.2343319
God getting drunk on light beer is such a fucking chore.
>>2343318
I remembers, boo. Just for you.
896e43 No.2343322
>>2343319
are you a ghost?
19f3c9 No.2343323
>>2343318
wtf, I thought it was yellow
896e43 No.2343324
>>2343320
i've built up quite the stash
c2028c No.2343325
>>2343320
You should try to for a change.
>>2343322
No, I just like calling people boo ironically when drunk. I am annoying like that.
4d8985 No.2343326
>>2343316
i dont know why he does it but he is bad at hiding himself
896e43 No.2343327
896e43 No.2343328
>>2343325
i kinda like it
>>2343326
all the people who do it are
19f3c9 No.2343330
>>2343324
Degenerate.
>>2343325
I don't sit here and tell you what you need to change.
>>2343327
Damn right.
c2028c No.2343331
>>2343328
....you like me calling you boo?
Sure you don't just forgive me for posting feet?
>>2343330
Yeah you do. You tell me I need to change my taste in women all the time.
896e43 No.2343332
>>2343329
sleepy and bored
what about you
>>2343330
not one
needs more feet pics of her with painted nails tho
4d8985 No.2343333
>>2343328
the good ones you dont suspect
896e43 No.2343334
>>2343331
i like when anyone calls me that
896e43 No.2343335
>>2343333
everyone is a suspect until they fight me
b1fa9a No.2343336
>>2343332
sleepy and doing homework slowly
stuffing my face with food cause i get sick if i stop eating
c2028c No.2343337
>>2343334
Aww. I swear, I would take you out for a beer any day.
19f3c9 No.2343338
>>2343326
8chan doesn't save form data in the name field for me, so if I take the name off, and refresh or reopen the page it's gone 'for good'. Nor is it saved on 4chan anymore. For the time being my tripcode is MIA till I go hunting for it again.
>>2343331
Oh yeah! Well, it's true.
>>2343332
Big one.
...I won't deny that.
896e43 No.2343339
>>2343336
why do you get sick?
>>2343337
i wouldn't get beer at a bar
896e43 No.2343340
>>2343338
too smol to be big
b1fa9a No.2343341
legit nigga i thought you lost it when you were posting only pictures of naked redheads
now it's literally feet
go see a psychiatrist bro you have a problem
>>2343339
stomach ulcer
19f3c9 No.2343343
At this point posting feet at Neko is an honored thread tradition.
It's the apple pie and baseball of animus.
c2028c No.2343344
Neko likes feet so I post them when he is here. Also not all of my pics are naked. Most aren't, actually.
>>2343338
I love the best women. Red Head. Pale skin. Light eyes.
>>2343339
Well then I would offer you a few at my house.
896e43 No.2343345
>>2343341
that sounds awful
>>2343342
i tried
4d8985 No.2343346
>>2343335
>>2343335
i dont understand
>>2343338
sometimes you do it on purpose
896e43 No.2343347
>>2343344
i would drink them all and probably get more
896e43 No.2343348
>>2343346
we already fought
19f3c9 No.2343349
>>2343344
Bruh, you even agreed with me that some of the bitches you post is ugly.
>>2343345
How'd it go?
>>2343346
Here, sure.
Here, will this make you happy?
b1fa9a No.2343350
>>2343345
i am an expert collector and connoisseur of health problems
i give the ulcer a 4/10
it loses points in the pain category but makes up for them with nausea
c2028c No.2343353
>>2343347
I got a 30 pack still out of the two I bought today.
>>2343349
Yeah I agree wit that. But that is more an indictment of my folders not my tastes.
19f3c9 No.2343355
>>2343352
Why not?
>>2343353
So fuckin' un-fuck your folder!
c2028c No.2343356
>>2343354
I already killed a 30 today. I think I might have a problem. I need to find a way to pee less.
>>2343355
I am lazy!
896e43 No.2343358
>>2343356
i was peeing a lot off of just one!
19f3c9 No.2343359
>>2343356
It shows!
>>2343357
What a coincidence, I have one of those, we should meet up.
c2028c No.2343361
>>2343357
WHAT!
>>2343358
Just one beer? Yikes.
>>2343359
But I am awesome!
896e43 No.2343363
>>2343359
i'd rather not meet you
>>2343360
hi
>>2343361
yes i got a tiny bladder
c2028c No.2343364
>>2343362
Facts.
>>2343363
I'm sorry. That must suck.
19f3c9 No.2343366
>>2343363
Hmm... ouch.
>>2343364
Alternative facts.
7e20be No.2343369
>>2343363
Saw the pee thing.
I have nothing to say past that.
896e43 No.2343370
>>2343368
when we met
>>2343369
cool beans
19f3c9 No.2343371
>>2343367
Good question.
>>2343368
なんで？
896e43 No.2343372
>>2343371
no tits; no chance
19f3c9 No.2343373
>>2343372
Damn, that's a hell of a demand. But understandable.
c2028c No.2343375
>>2343365
I piss enough as it is, I feel bad for you.
>>2343366
Says the weeb.
b1fa9a No.2343376
>>2343352
like i said, it's fine if I'm eating often
nbd
896e43 No.2343377
19f3c9 No.2343378
>>2343375
What's your point.
>>2343377
Sleep well.
19f3c9 No.2343380
>>2343379
>ひみつ
You have a lot of those.
b1fa9a No.2343382
c2028c No.2343384
>>2343377
Guten Nacht.
>>2343378
You have shit taste.
19f3c9 No.2343386
>>2343384
Hello pot, this is kettle.
3de9d3 No.2343387
>>2343380
there are a lot of things i dont want to say here
e5502f No.2343389
>>2343388
but its only 1:30 a.m.............
you go to bed......
3de9d3 No.2343390
>>2343388
tell me regardless
19f3c9 No.2343391
>>2343389
Maybe I will!
>>2343390
Uh- when somethin' comes to mind, I'll tell ya.
c2028c No.2343392
>>2343386
So long as you admit your shit taste.
b1fa9a No.2343393
>>2343385
being sick
wishing i could stop doing school
e5502f No.2343394
>>2343393
im sick too ;:
i hope you get to feeling better soon neizwuezzi
88fbb0 No.2343396
Its not good to see my friends not feeling well
63c545 No.2343401
>>2343400
Hmmm.....mmmm.....no!
e5502f No.2343405
>>2343403
hewwo hurpuy what are you up to today ?
>>2343404
what the fuck....
63c545 No.2343406
>>2343405
Worked earlier, is chill time for night now.
Watching youtube atm
Howbout you?
d68caf No.2343407
>>2343405
idk, but i'm looking for a source
e5502f No.2343408
>>2343406
Time for my early morning yoga and excersize ;~:
what are you watching on youtube ? : 3
63c545 No.2343409
>>2343408
Watchin Veritasium videos!
Is good!
Like and subscreeb
How long ya do yoga for?
Also how exercise?
e5502f No.2343410
>>2343409
>>2343409
oh yeah I know him..................... he's a science guy.....
I like to do planks for morning excersize and i only know 6 or 7 positions so far but i hold them for between 3 and 5 minutes a piece
still very new....
63c545 No.2343411
>>2343410
You must all the science guys.
We are men of SCIENCE.
No girls allowed.
Mebe theres a yoga plank thing so you it like fits in all neat and stuff
63c545 No.2343413
>>2343412
Whats your favourite particle, friend?
Surely you have one...
Unless...You're not a man of science...perhaps?
e5502f No.2343414
>>2343413
Oh god I dont know anything about science......
63c545 No.2343415
>>2343414
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
I got a spiky ball from my physio today and it does some wicked magic
Ive thought about doing yoga but tai chi sounds cooler
e5502f No.2343416
>>2343415
wtf is the spiky ball for?
it's like the opposite of a stress releif ball,....
My friend I was talking to about it said that too lol
Tai chi does look cool.....
Idk if I can really call it yoga though it's pretty much just some stretchesh hehe
my dad gave me a kung fu book he read before he knew about real martial arts that was filled with a bunch of tai chi stuff and chakra bullshit and it was a pretty cool read
it had wristlocks in it and I didnt really learn many but my dad is really good at then>....
63c545 No.2343417
>>2343416
Relieves muscle stress!
Stress relief balls are pretty shitty at relieving stress if you ask me.
My grandad did the tai chi, got a mate who does too, he could show me stuffs.
Maybe I'll find my calling as a kung fu master
d68caf No.2343418
d63309 No.2343419
>when an eldritch being comes into ya workplace and annihilates your coworkers with ancient enochian chanting
44bbbc No.2343420
>>2343419
-Squeaks! And runs into work wearing his oversized Ghostbusters' uniform and proton pack. As a duly-designated representative of the thread, Animus and 8chan, orders the eldritch horror to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to its place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.-
09e355 No.2343422
>Trump brings in a little girl named Grace who funded her own cancer treatment by asking her friends for donations
>brings in a Holocaust survivor and an American soldier who saved him
never forget this guy is a showman
95d48f No.2343424
>>2343422
I know I shouldn't but watching trump always makes me laugh
he acts like a big ass kid
09e355 No.2343425
>>2343424
a big ass kid that cheats on his wives
95d48f No.2343426
>>2343425
dishonor and disgrace
09e355 No.2343427
>>2343426
every country is to some degree. every country has some calculated facade and try to downplay their hypocrisy. You don't have to think too deeply about it, just convincing enough to trick the average 100IQ person. many of whom want to be tricked. anyways, hope you're sufficiently woken.
95d48f No.2343428
>>2343427
most people don't know or even care what's really going on
09e355 No.2343429
>>2343428
it's worse in Russia, where their media and government confound and confuse their population so often they don't know which was is up. but it's particularly sad when Americans are proven to be just as susceptable as everyone else. the sheer amounts of it breed apathy. and he knew it would breed apathy.
51594f No.2343430
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Off to winter wonderland. Have a good day everyone!
I could be doing better things with my life. Why aren't I? Fuck
09e355 No.2343431
y'know. maybe he did good. maybe the decisions he's made and his cultural impact will make for a better future.
>>2343430
good day
95d48f No.2343432
>>2343429
it's a popularity contest but now it's more like a fashion show so it's even worse and can only get worse from here
09e355 No.2343433
>>2343432
maybe... just realizing I haven't done any sincere studying on this. usually just follow and react to the news. not very objective. also my own anxiety and laziness clouds my judgement. so I'll stfu til I've actually tried to study this sincerely.
democracy is a sort of popularity contest, but votes still count, and Americans decide their criteria for their vote. Some of them aren't introspective enough to know they vote for punchlines and zingers, and that those are a bad predictor of the effect a politician will have on policies.
95d48f No.2343434
>>2343433
gotta find the truth
95d48f No.2343439
>>2343438
what's up buttercup
e5a3bd No.2343440
>>2343439
nuffin much sugarcake :)
95d48f No.2343441
>>2343440
the snow keeps making life boring
e5a3bd No.2343442
>>2343441
nowai what's wrong with sno?
95d48f No.2343443
>>2343442
it's wet and cold
e5a3bd No.2343444
>>2343443
is it on your bed or something?
95d48f No.2343445
>>2343444
no my bed is warm
e5a3bd No.2343446
>>2343445
Do you contact snow walking to work or something?
95d48f No.2343447
>>2343446
nuh
It's just outside everywhere
e5a3bd No.2343448
>>2343447
hmm where do you live?
e5a3bd No.2343450
>>2343449
why don't you tell me where you live?
95d48f No.2343451
>>2343450
bad people might be watching me
e5a3bd No.2343452
>>2343451
i must go for a while ;~;
i'm sorry
bye <3
bf1de0 No.2343463
Okay yea that was pretty gross I guess I should just try back again later.
bf1de0 No.2343466
c76f52 No.2343468
I mean you can probably clean it up but the thought is still kinda nasty.
e5a3bd No.2343469
clean up with my tongue..
c76f52 No.2343470
I guess that would be thorough at least.
3aebb9 No.2343471
>>2343465
You get to clean the steering wheel too. And windshield.
e5a3bd No.2343472
my tongue picks up all the lewd
e5a3bd No.2343473
>>2343471
>steering wheel
ew no... that has germs
c76f52 No.2343474
>>2343472
That means
you're lewd.
c2028c No.2343477
Honestly I have never been into the idea of just cumming on everything. My cum either goes straight into a mouth/vagina or straight into a drain. Clean up sucks.
bf1de0 No.2343478
>>2343477
How do gays do it
c76f52 No.2343479
>>2343477
Same, honestly.
There's some downsides to cumming inside too, though.
c2028c No.2343481
>>2343478
I guess straight in the mouth or ass? Or they make a mess. Not sure.
>>2343479
Not for me there ain't.
bf1de0 No.2343482
>>2343481
Nawh I mean all the presex cleanup you have to do as a gay
c2028c No.2343483
>>2343482
Oh, right. Well yeah that seems like it would be a hassle. That is something the bitch needs to do if she wants it up the ass.
bf1de0 No.2343485
>>2343483
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's a one person. Job. I just would not want to be gay and have to deal with it.
c2028c No.2343486
>>2343484
It's not like I have to clean it up.
>>2343485
Agreed to the fullest.
c76f52 No.2343487
>>2343486
I mean the part where kiddos might get born.
c76f52 No.2343489
bf1de0 No.2343490
I like to think of suicide as an extension of natural selection.
c2028c No.2343491
>>2343487
Yeah that is strictly a 'her' problem.
2ccb06 No.2343492
bf1de0 No.2343493
>>2343491
This as nature intended. Why do you think the mammalian world has so many single moms.
c2028c No.2343494
Honestly I don't think that would go nearly like he thinks it would. Where would he get all these cock-hungry guys?
>>2343493
My thoughts are more along the lines of : Use your fucking birth control!
c76f52 No.2343495
>>2343491
How rude.
>>2343494
>Where would he get all these cock-hungry guys?
Yea I was wondering that one too.
2ccb06 No.2343496
>>2343494
>>2343494
no one would do that
3aebb9 No.2343497
>>2343494
Well, patience is all it takes and they will appear.
bf1de0 No.2343498
>>2343494
Yea no I was totally joking, humans men who do that are scum, animals are just animals.
bf1de0 No.2343499
c76f52 No.2343500
Birthcontrol isn't quite flawless tho, right?
2ccb06 No.2343501
birth control makes mutant babies
c2028c No.2343503
>>2343495
Not meant to be rude.
>>2343496
That's my thinking.
>>2343497
Naa that doesn't work.
>>2343498
Humans are just animals though. I don't expect much from humans.
>>2343500
Fair enough, but 99% of the time it is just because of non-use. Girls forgetting or not taking it intentionally.
2ccb06 No.2343504
>>2343503
some people are into some crazy stuff
3aebb9 No.2343507
>>2343503
if you wait long enough, you'll come across a lot of people. Gabby might do it if given a plane ticket.
c2028c No.2343508
>>2343506
Maybe you would be into killing me then?
>>2343507
What? Who is that?
2ccb06 No.2343509
>>2343508
No thank you. I don't kill
3aebb9 No.2343510
>>2343508
They posted here for a while but Fort says they are in a discord now.
c2028c No.2343512
>>2343510
And what exactly would she do?
c76f52 No.2343514
>>2343503
>Not meant to be rude.
It kinda is though.
>99% of the time it is just because of non-use.
Hmmm... I don't know if that's true, but don't know for sure that it isn't.
3aebb9 No.2343515
>>2343512
I don't know but I think the possibilities are pretty high of something good. This screen related: >>2343497
c2028c No.2343516
>>2343513
But you kill mine.
>>2343514
I look at it as a form of personal responsibility going in. Ask any girl about how regular they are about their birth control. If it is the pill, they fucking suck at it.
>>2343515
Na, I'm alright. Thanks though.
c2028c No.2343518
>>2343517
By refusing to kill me.
2ccb06 No.2343519
>>2343518
i don't want you to die
3aebb9 No.2343523
>>2343521
bury your face in that muff there >>2343518
c2028c No.2343524
>>2343519
Thanks boo.
Hug
>>2343520
Hello.
d68caf No.2343526
> Masha Babko in 2019
>>2343523
2 gay 4 that shit
c76f52 No.2343527
>>2343516
>If it is the pill, they fucking suck at it.
What else?
c2028c No.2343528
>>2343525
Sleep well, my friend?
>>2343527
There are a few options. A IUD is the easiest in terms of maintenance. There are also shots and such. It all kinda depends on how often you want to take the treatment.
2ccb06 No.2343529
>>2343528
too early for sleep
c2028c No.2343530
>>2343529
I meant last night, though.....
3aebb9 No.2343531
>>2343526
wut? I bet >>2343527 is too prude for this: >>2343523
2ccb06 No.2343532
>>2343530
I did but I was super hungry when I woke up
d68caf No.2343533
>>2343531
Fine,you convinced me
c2028c No.2343534
>>2343532
I was fairly hung over. Kinda down today.
c2028c No.2343536
>>2343535
Just cause I'm sluggish. Need to pop another top here soon.
2ccb06 No.2343537
>>2343536
too much drinking is bad for you
c2028c No.2343538
>>2343537
Being sober with time and reason to think is also bad for me. Got a 3 day weekend though, so that is nice.
c76f52 No.2343539
>>2343531
I'm too prude for anything.
But that part sounds like one of the more entertaining things of sex.
2ccb06 No.2343540
>>2343538
there's always a better solution
b7859e No.2343541
>Discord trannies
>NEETs
>the most mundane collection of porn ever bothered to be roused together
2ccb06 No.2343542
c2028c No.2343543
>>2343540
You're not wrong. I just don't know them.
2ccb06 No.2343544
>>2343543
that's why you gotta think with a clear head
2ccb06 No.2343546
>>2343545
not clear enough
9aec7b No.2343547
>>2343541
Don't forget dog fuckers
c2028c No.2343548
>>2343546
Don't take my beer away from me....
2ccb06 No.2343549
>>2343548
save it for later
c2028c No.2343550
>>2343549
What am I going to do in the meantime then?
2ccb06 No.2343551
>>2343550
there's a world of possibilities
c2028c No.2343552
>>2343551
You going to tell me to go do something productive....aren't you?
2ccb06 No.2343553
>>2343552
do something fun
c2028c No.2343554
>>2343553
Trying, but you won't let me!
2ccb06 No.2343555
>>2343554
I can't stop you from doing anything
c2028c No.2343556
>>2343555
Fair enough. Anywho, doing anything fun today?
2ccb06 No.2343557
>>2343556
nope just being lazy
It's super boring today
c3287d No.2343558
2ccb06 No.2343559
c2028c No.2343560
>>2343557
I know the feeling. I cleaned my kilt the other day and it is just about dry finally. Need to hang it up in the closet now. That is the extent of my funness.
>>2343558
Eww, Canadians.
2ccb06 No.2343561
>>2343560
thats a super lazy day
c3287d No.2343562
>>2343560
Agreed, where a pretty abhorrent bunch
c2028c No.2343563
>>2343561
In my defense, I bust my ass every day except for my weekends.
2ccb06 No.2343564
>>2343563
I usually do too
c2028c No.2343565
>>2343564
So then let's be our well-earned laziness together while we laugh at the maple lovers.
c2028c No.2343567
>>2343566
Um...well...but you're 'Murrican.
30569e No.2343569
Back from the Youth Club. Bathed, shaved and ironed my shirt. Microwaving a chicken madras. Gonna squeeze in a little shitposting and then after play some dota2 before bed.
Got some coffee to go with it.
c2028c No.2343570
>>2343568
I just don't likes them Canadians. Well, not openly anyway.
>>2343569
Coffee sounds pretty good about now.
2ccb06 No.2343571
>>2343570
I like most of them
30569e No.2343572
>>2343570
You know, I haven't had any fancy coffee in a while. Do you have Costa Coffee in America?
If so, what is better? Costa or Starbucks?
d68caf No.2343573
30569e No.2343574
>>2343573
Good evening. I don't have a bad word against the Irish, and even if I did, it'll only be about alcoholism and potatoes.
c2028c No.2343577
>>2343571
Well yeah, but I can't let them know that!
>>2343572
No Costa coffee. And I don't like Starbucks, actually. I enjoy my coffee black or only slightly flavored.
2ccb06 No.2343579
>>2343577
why lie
the truth is so much easier
30569e No.2343580
>>2343576
You know, like the potato famine that killed loads of Irish. Plus you can call them a bunch of potato farmers.
>>2343577
See, I'm a pussy, I like my coffee milky and sweet.
c2028c No.2343581
>>2343579
They get a big head though!
>>2343580
That is fairly pussy like, bud. Have you considered not drinking it like that and getting used to good coffee?
2ccb06 No.2343582
>>2343581
yes, a lot of them do think they're top shit.
d68caf No.2343584
>>2343580
> like the potato famine that killed loads of Irish
Never heard, kek
30569e No.2343585
>>2343581
Could give it a try, could get some fancy coffee and a carafe (or coffee filter thing, I don't know what they're called.)
I've had black coffee before, but I prefer it with milk.
3b5cfe No.2343587
>>2343586
Nowi smoking a blunt
2ccb06 No.2343588
>>2343587
that is too adorable
but who is nowi?
3b5cfe No.2343589
>>2343588
a dragon I had kids with in a video game
2ccb06 No.2343590
>>2343589
but she looks like a kid herself
2ccb06 No.2343592
>>2343591
the ultimate milf
2ccb06 No.2343594
>>2343593
still not better than jahy tho
2ccb06 No.2343596
>>2343595
she has kitty ears and demon ones
30569e No.2343597
>>2343584
Yeah, that's a thing. And England was like 'No, we're not going to help, it is the will of God that you shall starve.'
3b5cfe No.2343600
>>2343599
cat ears are pretty basic
d68caf No.2343601
>>2343597
Oh fuck, rude. Not surprised that they are hate England. Buuuut, it's not the only reason, yeah?
2ccb06 No.2343602
>>2343600
good thing i don't really care for ears
3b5cfe No.2343603
>>2343602
Then whats the selling point ?
44bbbc No.2343605
-nibbles a slice of swiss cheese- :3
c2028c No.2343606
>>2343582
And that is why I dislike canadians, openly!
>>2343605
Good afternoon, little one. Got any tea handy?
2ccb06 No.2343608
>>2343606
you have to get over them and they will too
they might
maybe
>>2343607
ky pls
548849 No.2343609
Did Jap anon leave forever since wish left?
c2028c No.2343610
God we could only be so lucky.
>>2343608
But I have one coming down later this year...and he is so arrogant!
3b5cfe No.2343611
>>2343608
Will never happen.
44bbbc No.2343612
>>2343606
0.0 -hurries over to you with the tea cart!-
2ccb06 No.2343613
>>2343610
why
>>2343611
I never get what I want
3b5cfe No.2343614
>>2343613
weird
I always get what I want
c2028c No.2343615
>>2343612
Delicious as always. Thank you, Sona. How are the skwirls today?
>>2343613
Why is he arrogant? I am unsure....just how he is. He is cool though.
2ccb06 No.2343616
>>2343614
lemme have a turn
548849 No.2343617
It goes to show how often I lurk here, I told Martin that I would come by more often and I fully intended to but my internet has been messing up and I can't load either chan because of an internet problem I am having regarding my IP Address
2ccb06 No.2343618
>>2343615
maybe that's why
c2028c No.2343620
>>2343618
Well that doesn't give people reason to think too highly of themselves.
I mean, I am fairly awesome, but I am humble.
2ccb06 No.2343621
>>2343619
you are hogging all the glory
>>2343620
some people let it get to their head
c2028c No.2343623
Can I have my way for just this once?
>>2343621
True dat.
2ccb06 No.2343624
>>2343622
doing what?
>>2343623
you can't have your way with me
44bbbc No.2343625
>>2343615
-is unhappy. They've been playing out in the rain and have made muddy skwirl-prints inside- :<
c2028c No.2343626
>>2343624
....The only way I want to have with you is to hang out and laugh at people. Maybe a drink or two. Then we find you a lady with nice feet.
>>2343625
That is annoying. I used to have ferrets and they make a mess everywhere.
2ccb06 No.2343628
>>2343626
nice feet and a pretty face
>>2343627
playing drakengard 3
3b5cfe No.2343629
>>2343628
don't know what that is
c2028c No.2343630
>>2343628
Of course! I wouldn't let you go home with an ugo.
2ccb06 No.2343631
>>2343629
i think the drakengard series is the prequel to the nier series and the third one is the beginning
30569e No.2343634
>I used to have this re-occuring nightmare where the Heavy (from tf2) would hold me down and pull my ass open and spit into it.
Fucking love Oney and his weirdness.
c2028c No.2343635
>>2343634
What the actual fuck, Scanner?
30569e No.2343636
>>2343635
A quote from Chris O Neil, fucking had me giggling.
c2028c No.2343637
>>2343636
I think he had insecurities with his sexuality.
2ccb06 No.2343638
2ccb06 No.2343639
c2028c No.2343642
>>2343641
Why do you say that? Is it wrong to wish for things?
2ccb06 No.2343643
>>2343642
they don't always come true
c2028c No.2343644
>>2343643
Sometimes they do though.
2ccb06 No.2343645
>>2343644
not enough times
c2028c No.2343646
>>2343645
Maybe I can help that. Make a wish of me?
2ccb06 No.2343647
>>2343646
iunno what to wish for
c2028c No.2343648
>>2343647
What do you want? What will make you smile right now?
c2028c No.2343651
What are you going on about? Did your cheese curds not melt on your poutine?
88fbb0 No.2343652
My system doesn't even meet the requirements for minecraft
c3287d No.2343653
How can you not run Fortnite
It runs on literally everything
It's like not being able to run Minecraft
2ccb06 No.2343656
c3287d No.2343657
Agreed, and the people who play it are a tumour on humanity
88fbb0 No.2343658
>>2343655
When I open Dorf Fort, my laptop fans go into maximum overdrive
c3287d No.2343659
19f3c9 No.2343663
>>2343658
That's just the bitcoin miners doin' their thing on your system yo.
2ccb06 No.2343664
c2028c No.2343665
>>2343654
I can't do that from here though.
c2028c No.2343668
>>2343666
Still think that might be a thing I am unable to do, not least of which because of distance.
c2028c No.2343672
>>2343670
It's not my fault! I just can't do anything from here! Also you wouldn't want either of those from me....
2ccb06 No.2343673
>>2343671
meow
>>2343672
no i probably wouldn't
2ccb06 No.2343675
>>2343674
whatcha doin doggy
c2028c No.2343676
>>2343673
So I think you might not be making wishes that you are giving a chance to even come true.
2ccb06 No.2343677
>>2343676
just gotta get a good chance
19f3c9 No.2343678
>>2343675
Watching Alec Steel make a vacuum chamber, then play Destiny till I pass out. You?
2ccb06 No.2343679
>>2343678
feel pretty close to passing out myself
i was playing vidya all day too
c2028c No.2343680
>>2343677
I am not sure what you mean....
c2028c No.2343682
>>2343681
I don't think giving it time will get me to give you a bj.
19f3c9 No.2343683
>>2343679
What'd you play?
2ccb06 No.2343684
>>2343682
i don't want one from you
you missed your chance
>>2343683
drakengard 3
2ccb06 No.2343686
>>2343685
better luck next time
19f3c9 No.2343687
>>2343684
Ahh... Gonna play NieR next?
c2028c No.2343688
>>2343686
I will have my way with you.
2ccb06 No.2343689
>>2343687
if i get the chance to. it takes me a while to finish games cause I like to do everything in them.
i like that girl with the mask tho but she doesn't come til the second one I think
>>2343688
I'm sure you're not the only one who feels that way.
19f3c9 No.2343690
>>2343689
Automata, yeah.
I still haven't 100% Automata, and it annoys me.
2ccb06 No.2343691
>>2343690
i haven't looked up anything about these games cause i didn't wanna spoil it
i still gotta get the nier games and play the other two drakengards
19f3c9 No.2343692
>>2343691
I won't spoil anything for you then~
c2028c No.2343693
>>2343689
To be fair I want to have my way with everybody.
My way just varies person to person.
2ccb06 No.2343694
>>2343692
you can post more of her tho
2ccb06 No.2343695
>>2343693
what would be your way with me?
c2028c No.2343697
>>2343695
I told you before, boo. I would go out and find you a pretty pair of feet and a pretty face.
2ccb06 No.2343700
>>2343697
oh well that's not so bad
2ccb06 No.2343701
>>2343699
i've seen quite a bit like that of her
there's some pretty good stuff and the mask just makes it better somehow
19f3c9 No.2343702
>>2343701
Everything 2B is amazing.
19f3c9 No.2343704
>>2343703
Better than Jahy even.
2ccb06 No.2343705
>>2343704
jahy is the opposite of a goddess which is far superior
19f3c9 No.2343706
>>2343705
Ah... you'll understand, when you get around to it.
2ccb06 No.2343707
>>2343706
Zero is the same way
2ccb06 No.2343709
>>2343708
main character of drakengard 3
she looks kinda like 2b
except 2b clearly has a bigger ass
19f3c9 No.2343710
>>2343709
Oh yeah, the flower eye lady.
2ccb06 No.2343711
>>2343710
i love her design
the flower eye is the best part
bf1de0 No.2343714