d33e0a No.2289812
>>2289809
From the sounds of it you didn't remember this mystery person either.
44ce43 No.2289813
>>2289812
no point anymore...
011f05 No.2289814
>>2289811
why post scary colourless pics
44ce43 No.2289817
>>2289814
to stand out less
d33e0a No.2289818
>>2289813
Well, there's worse birthdays to have.
011f05 No.2289819
>>2289817
but humans are social creatures
44ce43 No.2289821
>>2289819
don't choose the wrong ones.
011f05 No.2289822
>>2289821
I'm not a good motivational speaker
d33e0a No.2289823
>>2289820
I know someone whose parents both died in a car crash recently. Had to spend his birthday alone.
44ce43 No.2289824
>>2289822
it's okay, i'm just tired, so very tired...
>>2289823
i don't know them, they don't know me. there is no effect. not relatable. =/=
011f05 No.2289825
>>2289824
How long did you sleep last and when was it?
44ce43 No.2289826
>>2289825
maybe for 12 hours, 12 hours ago
011f05 No.2289827
>>2289826
That's not too bad I guess. Keep going strong for 4 more hours !
d33e0a No.2289828
>>2289824
If you relate both cases fairly, then objectively speaking his birthday was worse than yours.
44ce43 No.2289829
>>2289827
i think i'll try and take a nap now.
>>2289828
his has no effect on mine.
011f05 No.2289830
>>2289829
Have good sleeps
d33e0a No.2289831
>>2289829
I'm not saying it has.
But it determines who I would be more likely to care about.
522751 No.2289832
who else is excited about the marines graduation ceremony in one hour
8c7f2d No.2289833
>>2289831
Is that sex doll ?
8c7f2d No.2289834
d33e0a No.2289835
>>2289833
Maybe if you have a pencil dick.
ef29ff No.2289836
If you're excited for the graduation of a bunch of crayon chewers, then you're wrong.
522751 No.2289837
>>2289836
I hate the place, I'm just excited about seeing my friend again after so long
ef29ff No.2289838
Ah I see, be sure to tell him how proud of him you are; such things are greatly appreciated.
070613 No.2289840
>>2289839
fucking lol'd at them giggling like schoolgirls
566624 No.2289841
>>2289840
It would be crazy shit to be next to in public, that's for sure.
070613 No.2289842
>>2289841
Let's find some chick to do that at AX
070613 No.2289843
Who knows maybe Wish will do it
566624 No.2289844
>>2289842
Might have to find the right drug for that and a lot of it or a little money. Maybe both. Where would they do it at there?
Wish might pay someone $200 canadian for someone to do it.
070613 No.2289845
>>2289844
I probably have just the drug for it
Don't pay them though, just talk em into it lol
Though where we'd be able to do that without fucking up the room is gonna be hard
566624 No.2289846
>>2289845
If it ends up having to be in public it might be a hard sell.
Maybe it would be the last day so they can get a taxi and run after it if it is in public.
50ab12 No.2289849
>Hey Kyle, you get 8 hours of PTO today, and 7 more tomorrow, but if you spend any today you don't get your bonus check
d33e0a No.2289852
>>2289851
I can't help it sometimes
c39fa8 No.2289853
SWIGGITY SWOOTY
COMING FOR THAT BOOTY
GOT MY RUM
WANT YOUR BUM
TIME TO GRIP N SIP
/SCANIMUS/ NOW
Gonna load up a boardgame, get ready cunts. Just let me pour myself a mug of rum n coke
c39fa8 No.2289855
522751 No.2289861
>>2289860
Hey, I've been told I can't get drunk because of my antidepressants. It's a shame, I had already bought the damn drinks.
50ab12 No.2289862
>>2289861
Probably for the best.
566624 No.2289863
>>2289861
sounds like you'll have to skip the pills for a day.
522751 No.2289865
>>2289863
It can take three days for all traces to be gone, so yeah, it won't happen today.
522751 No.2289866
Anyway Goddammit scanner, you were in last place the entire game until you killed me in the last second! Ended last place again.
c39fa8 No.2289867
>>2289866
Never get on the same space as me, I will fuck you up.
50ab12 No.2289870
>>2289869
I need to get raped.
c39fa8 No.2289871
>>2289870
Don't worry, I'll get a few drinks down me, then get craazy and frisky.
0deee9 No.2289872
>>2289870
I need to find out how to not wake up in the morning.
50ab12 No.2289873
>>2289871
Boy.
>>2289872
Want to kill ourselves?
0deee9 No.2289874
>>2289873
Hey now I didn't say I wanted to kill myself.
50ab12 No.2289876
>>2289874
We kill eachother.
>>2289875
That I am.
c39fa8 No.2289877
I'm playing as a human cleric named John Doe, who worships the god Boldrei, who is the god of home and community.
I wanna play it like a mormon, trying to convert everyone into my faith, get a temple built in my hometown, but I don't know how to ramp the roleplay up a notch. I'm lawful good and I have a lot of shit written about my personality and shit.
c39fa8 No.2289878
>>2289876
You ever played DnD?
50ab12 No.2289879
>>2289878
I tried, but I never have time to invest.
c39fa8 No.2289880
>>2289879
It's fun when you get into it.
I drunk a neck of rum with coke. Prepare your anus for some shit. I'm hype. I'm hyped for my DnD session, I'm playing as a one of those religious nuts you see who try to get you converted. It's really fun, getting in touch with your inner Christian.
ee6439 No.2289882
>>2289162
they look like mine
c39fa8 No.2289883
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE GRAND PLAN OF GODDESS BOLDREI?!
c39fa8 No.2289885
>>2289884>>2289884
I don't like the fact you gotta micromanage your units with items and shit like that.
86dde0 No.2289886
c39fa8 No.2289887
>>2289886
And yet I still drink and witness.
c39fa8 No.2289888
May have inadvertently invited my DM to our secret club.
c39fa8 No.2289889
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
IT IS TIME, SOON. SCANIMUS.
c39fa8 No.2289891
I wish Bard didn't block me from everything. I want to talk to the cunt.
Can you cunts do me a favour?
Can you get me back up with Bard? I think he's filtered me.
c39fa8 No.2289892
>>2289890
Oh yes. Soon. Probably in 2 hours.
c39fa8 No.2289893
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm gonna be a hot shit and post the best theme tunes for posters.
Scootaloot - Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler
If you wanna argue with me, bring it. I'm doing character building.
86dde0 No.2289895
c39fa8 No.2289896
>>2289895
I loved mighty boosh.
Thought of the most british in-your-face song, and that's what came up.
Lured you out of lurking. Are you drinking? I am.
86dde0 No.2289901
fe9720 No.2289903
0deee9 No.2289905
That webm has a very sad ending.
bf153a No.2289910
566624 No.2289911
>>2289910
thot thought she was the shit.
419539 No.2289914
I want to drink Neko's breast milk.
00a051 No.2289915
>>2289913
Tiddies make milk
bf153a No.2289916
>>2289911
You have some great webms
d33e0a No.2289918
>>2289915
logically speaking, you need tits
00a051 No.2289920
>>2289918
I don't want tits
00a051 No.2289921
>>2289919
cause that's gay
566624 No.2289922
>>2289916
some good, some ok, and some of it is about when to post what... for effect
419539 No.2289923
>>2289921
What's wrong with that?
d33e0a No.2289924
>>2289920
be careful
it might be whatchu gaet
bf153a No.2289925
>>2289922
That one is kind of boring
00a051 No.2289926
>>2289923
I don't like when people touch me there .///.
>>2289924
why would I get them
d33e0a No.2289929
>>2289926
Speak of the devil and he shall appear
00a051 No.2289931
>>2289929
is it going to be like one of those weird hentai where the mc turns into a girl and gets molested by everyone?
419539 No.2289933
>>2289932
If you keep going for a bit then it starts to feel good.
d33e0a No.2289934
>>2289931
Not at all
unless you want it to be
also what hentais are like that
c81787 No.2289935
>>2289934
>also what hentais are like that
youve never read a gender swap doujin before?
fe9720 No.2289936
00a051 No.2289937
>>2289933
but then there's a chance they will grow
00a051 No.2289938
>>2289934
there aren't enough, I assure you that.
419539 No.2289939
>>2289937
And then they're even more fun to play with.
d33e0a No.2289941
>>2289935
To non nippons, hentai implies animated
also fuck off
>>2289938
boku no pico it is
00a051 No.2289942
>>2289939
they would look gross
566624 No.2289943
>>2289925
it was better before the movie came out. it was absurd.
419539 No.2289945
>To non nippons, hentai implies animated
Literally everybody I know includes doujins, VNs, and shit like CM3D in the definition of "hentai".
419539 No.2289946
>>2289942
I'm sure someone will find it attractive.
00a051 No.2289947
>>2289941
there was one about idol boys who go to some place where old dudes fondle and rape them until they become sluts
I forgot what it was called tho
419539 No.2289949
>>2289948
Well no, but I don't find much 3D attractive to begin with.
d33e0a No.2289950
>>2289945
It's literally a porn tag to most people but okay lmao
>>2289947
>fondle
Wow, lewd.
419539 No.2289951
>>2289950
I'm glad you shrunk the number of people who think hentai is only animated porn to 3.8 billion people from 7.5 billion.
d33e0a No.2289952
>>2289951
Yeah and I'm glad you're using asspull numbers to back up your anecdote.
I can assume that neko understands that when I say 'hentai' i don't mean doujins but specifically 2D porn.
c81787 No.2289953
the argument is literally just "everyone i know thinks x"
>I can assume that neko understands that when I say 'hentai' i don't mean doujins but specifically 2D porn.
probably but it wasnt neko who mentioned doujins was it?
419539 No.2289954
>>2289952
>asspull numbers
Roughly the population of the world excluding Japan, and half the population of the world are asspull numbers?
If anything, I think
>To non nippons, hentai implies animated
it more of an asspull statistic.
419539 No.2289955
>but specifically 2D porn
This just in, pornographic magazines are no longer porn.
75a224 No.2289956
Girlfriend dumped me last night, AMA
419539 No.2289957
>>2289956
What was her reasoning?
75a224 No.2289958
>>2289957
She's moving on with her life
75a224 No.2289960
>>2289959
Well, I also had my life's work shit on by someone else who finished it before me last night too, but that's unrelated to the dumping
d33e0a No.2289961
>>2289954
<i don't know what "implies" means
<these asspull numbers aren't asspulls because they correspond to completely irrelevant demographics
Ask any given randy what they believe hentai to be. Or better yet, perform a google image search.
>>2289955
The basic chart is this
manga + porn = doujin
anime + porn = hentai
And it's understood well enough to work 99.9% of the time with every normal person I talk to.
c81787 No.2289962
>>2289961
<Outside of Japan, hentai is anime and manga pornography.
>And it's understood well enough to work 99.9% of the time with every normal person I talk to.
i dont think normal people know what hentai is
419539 No.2289963
>>2289961
><i don't know what "implies" means
<I don't know that "to non nippons" implies every single people who isn't Japanese
They won't know what hentai is.
><these asspull numbers aren't asspulls because they correspond to completely irrelevant demographics
<I don't know what an asspull is
They're completely relevant if you claim that every or most non-Japanese person knows what even is or if they associate it only with anime.
>Or better yet, perform a google image search.
There more hentai images than hentai anime screenshots for me.
There are even hentai manga and eroge screenshots on the first page of results for me too.
>manga + porn = doujin
I think a large majority of people who know what a hentai doujin is know that all doujins aren't hentai.
419539 No.2289964
>>2289960
They finished your life's work?
c81787 No.2289965
>>2289963
>There are even hentai manga and eroge screenshots on the first page of results for me too.
doesnt google change results based on your browsing history
419539 No.2289966
>>2289965
Only if you don't turn that setting off in the settings / block Google tracking.
It's mostly based on geographic location more than anything.
d6d075 No.2289967
>>2289963
>not knowing what hentai is in the ahegao era of memes ca. 2018
<if you claim that every or most non-Japanese person knows what even is
Point me to this claim? I don't recall making this claim. If you're telling me you understood me saying "it's literally a porn tag to most people" as "it's a porn tag to most people, even including people that don't know it is and also everyone that doesn't understand what either porn or hentai are" then you are massively retarded. Are you massively retarded?
<google search
A good 95% of results are animated.
This is why the distinction makes sense in the first place. You will have to specify doujins and VN's if you mean those. You generally won't need to specify for animated porn if you simply say 'hentai'. The assumption is there that if you meant doujin, you would have said doujin.
<know that all doujins aren't hentai
The problem here is that the doujin/H-doujin distinction is not a widespread distinction. Re: google images. The terms are commonly used interchangeably by craploads of people that frankly don't give a shit about SFW doujins.
c81787 No.2289968
>>2289966
do you have it on or off?
i get this https://0x0.st/sGqX.png
d5da60 No.2289969
>Google
Lol they know about all my twisted fantasies
d6d075 No.2289970
>>2289969
Let us hear about them.
513da7 No.2289971
>>2289970
>Fetish collector
0deee9 No.2289972
The only reason Google hasn't turned me into the Feds is because I keep buying their shit.
d6d075 No.2289973
>>2289971
Shhh.
don't let anyone know about the absurd amounts of doujins I've read.
513da7 No.2289974
>>2289973
My lips are sealed.
419539 No.2289975
>>2289967
>knowing what memes are
I wish my parents were this cool
>Point me to this claim?
<To non nippons, hentai implies animated
That's entirely meaningless if "non nippons" isn't most of the population.
>A good 95% of results are animated.
A good 30% of my results are hentai anime.
>You will have to specify doujins and VN's if you mean those. You generally won't need to specify for animated porn if you simply say 'hentai'. The assumption is there that if you meant doujin, you would have said doujin.
And this is literally the thing that I'm saying isn't true, because in my experiences, it's not.
And sure you can say that in your experiences it is, but there you're just a retard for saying that your experiences are more correct than mine.
>The problem here is that the doujin/H-doujin distinction is not a widespread distinction. Re: google images.
I don't get what you're trying to say here, 4 out of the first 21 results I see when I search "doujin" are porn, the rest aren't.
d6d075 No.2289976
>>2289972
How much is one dubious google search worth in google products?
>>2289974
Thanks bud.
419539 No.2289977
>>2289968
I have it off, but I'm not signed into my Google account on my Surface.
The only ones I share with your results are >>2289969
the Eroge one from the Wikipedia page, the Sona doujin, and the Nee Summer OVA cover image.
>>2289969
Why are you still awake?
>twisted fantasies
>doesn't even like piss
0deee9 No.2289978
>>2289976
Searches are free. Browser history ain't.
419539 No.2289979
419539 No.2289980
>>2289978
Browser history is removable, searches aren't
c81787 No.2289981
>>2289977
>The only ones I share with your results are
>the Eroge one from the Wikipedia page, the Sona doujin, and the Nee Summer OVA cover image.
seems like its based more on location then
i thought google wouldve suggest more japanese sites but i guess the fact that i used english changes that
d6d075 No.2289985
>>2289975
<That's entirely meaningless if "non nippons" isn't most of the population.
It shouldn't be at all meaningless if you know how to read. The sentence should read as "Nippons may be particular about their terms, but this isn't the case for us". There is a reason we have a different understanding of what "anime" means than what it means in japan, too.
I don't know where you get the idea from that this sentence is only intelligible if more than 50% of the remaining earth agrees.
<hentai anime
Hentai anime is not all there is to "animated".
<I'm saying isn't true
<your experiences are more correct than mine
Sure, if you ignore all nuances. Go anywhere and request "hentai". Don't specify what you mean.
<I don't get what you're trying to say here
I'm saying that "it's a lot more than smut" is not something most people know or care about. The demand for smut is simply way higher.
18beab No.2289988
ITS FRIDAY
BITCHES
ITS FRIDAY
BITCHES
50ab12 No.2289989
Woo! Got my end of year bonus!
44ce43 No.2289990
>>2289989
you're rich now?
50ab12 No.2289992
>>2289990
Well, $500. Next week I'll get about another 2 grand.
44ce43 No.2289993
>>2289992
woah
whats it gonna be used on?
50ab12 No.2289994
>>2289993
It's all going to help a friend of mine out probably.
44ce43 No.2289995
>>2289994
;~;
what about that plan to get a good home and land and farm and pets?
50ab12 No.2289996
>>2289995
My friends are far more important.
He'll pay me back down the road anyhow.
44ce43 No.2289997
>>2289996
do u live with him?
44ce43 No.2289999
>>2289998
:(
at least he's good to you
50ab12 No.2290000
>>2289999
I don't mind tanking the money for a friend.
44ce43 No.2290001
>>2290000
what else you up to?
50ab12 No.2290002
>>2290001
Playing LoL with some friends from Alabama.
44ce43 No.2290003
>>2290002
sounds comfy
im just enoying some youtubes and my new pokeball
44ce43 No.2290005
>>2290004
LoL snowdown event when?
c977ff No.2290006
Inflicting my personality on the Japanese has very mixed results
They're a very reserved (repressed) race
Obviously I'm a breath of fresh air to Shio-chan tho; he needs my lawless light, and my butt
c977ff No.2290007
c977ff No.2290008
I see that pretty much all u guys did tonight was argue about hentai
c977ff No.2290010
Why is Smiles on Buttfox's board so much? Has she defected from us because bothering Buttfox with her presence is too much fun?
>>2290009
-pets u- How u
Diet going alright?
6bbc39 No.2290011
>>2290010
tired.
Very tired.
Got a two day work thing that started today and ends tomorrow. Gets me some money though so it's good.
c977ff No.2290012
I should make a pincc edit of that Loki too
Loli Loki is great because transforming into a loli is exactly the kind of thing the actual mythological Loki would do
>>2290011
What's the job? A bank heist? ^^
6bbc39 No.2290013
>>2290012
I wish it were that interesting.
I'm just working a party thing. Today was setup, the party and teardown is tomorrow. Changing trash, handing out tickets, that kind of thing.
c977ff No.2290014
-casually steals one of Buttfox's images and smuggles it out of his board and into /animus/, partly as a subtle threat that I'm watching him and may strike again at any time-
>>2290013
Maybe u can get them to let you do some cooking work so it can help you get a cooking jerb
c977ff No.2290016
About the hentai argument u guys had:
I too consider drawn anime porn to be hentai and also Germany has been cucked ever since WWII
>>2290015
It's dead right now and my boyfriend Buttfox is sleeping
Why post anon?
e5632a No.2290017
>>2290006
>Inflicting my personality on the Japanese has very mixed results
how do you get mixed results with one person
>>2290010
>Why is Smiles on Buttfox's board so much?
go ask her
>>2290016
>I too consider drawn anime porn to be hentai and also Germany has been cucked ever since WWII
isnt machinae a croatian
cfea66 No.2290018
>>2290016
Because google decided to autofill my full name and email and I forgot to put the right one back
It is not much more dead than here
c977ff No.2290019
By "drawn anime porn" I mean like, non-animated
In hindsight that wasn't very clear cos I said "anime"
>>2290017
You're not the only Japanese person I've talked to recently; sorry if that makes you jealous u_u
Both of you want me to post there right now; do u enjoy watching me make poor Buttfox suffer
Is he? Why is his flag German
>>2290018
It's different tho because this is the board I'm married to
I'm here to breathe life into it and any homoerotic bullying I do in the process is only secondary
6bbc39 No.2290020
>>2290014
they source the food to food trucks already stocked.
Is not glamorous, but also isn't hard. An honest couple days living.
cfea66 No.2290021
How old are you, Otakuanon?
>>2290019
But it would still be alive without you
e5632a No.2290022
>>2290019
>You're not the only Japanese person I've talked to recently; sorry if that makes you jealous u_u
who then?
>Both of you want me to post there right now; do u enjoy watching me make poor Buttfox suffer
internet drama is fun
>Is he? Why is his flag German
hes an immigrant i think
d2ae0d No.2290023
Daily reminder that all of Japanese language, history, culture and religion is just bootleg Chinese.
513da7 No.2290024
>>2290023
I mean, overall it was better for them in the long run though.
e5632a No.2290025
shinto is my favourite chinese religion
c977ff No.2290026
>>2290020
A dishonest couple days' living would be more fun tho
>>2290021
I wish that was the case but it doesn't seem like it did a very good job on its own tonight
Shio-chan and Wish need to fix their obvious tension so they can at least keep it active with their gay flirting
>>2290022
A couple of people not from here; one of them likes me but it seems that the other doesn't like being called cute very much
Maybe I'll post there some time soon when he's around :3
I wonder if the code monkey will take the board from him if he breaks it again
e5632a No.2290027
>>2290026
>A couple of people not from here; one of them likes me but it seems that the other doesn't like being called cute very much
tell them 南京大虐殺は捏造だった
>I wonder if the code monkey will take the board from him if he breaks it again
probably not
im surprised he answered hes seem too busy to worry about it
cfea66 No.2290028
>Otakuanon ignores your spoiler
>>2290026
I concede
Sure.
e5632a No.2290032
>>2290031
i already told you
c977ff No.2290033
That's right! 'Twas I who emailed the code monkey!
Buttfox oppresses u guys when he gets too butthurt
I'm a "human rights" watchdog
>>2290027
Okay I guess I'll relay that message
Btw does Buttfox still think you were the one who emailed Codemonkey lol
>>2290028
Can't believe Wish pulled a "Hm." on my boi Shio-chan
513da7 No.2290034
>>2290031
You're the only one that calls them that.
c977ff No.2290035
It would have been funnier if Buttfox actually lost the board but the fact that the code monkey gave him a slap for being a bad boi is funny enough
e5632a No.2290036
>>2290033
>Okay I guess I'll relay that message
thanks
im eager to hear their response
>Btw does Buttfox still think you were the one who emailed Codemonkey lol
i dont think so
cfea66 No.2290037
>>2290034
But I started calling him that before japanon was coined.
At least it is better than Shio-chan
cfea66 No.2290038
>>2290035
What is the backstory?
cfea66 No.2290040
>>2290039
You're right, honestly
and I am bad because I switch between the two anyway
c977ff No.2290041
>>2290036
I didn't mean I'd relay it right NOW
I'm not signed in to stuff u_u
>>2290038
You were one of the people who complained about it
I'm talking about when I was posting on Buttfox's board and then he broke the board for an hour lol
I emailed the code monkey about that because it's against the rules of 8chan for a board owner to make it impossible to post
Next time he does it maybe I can become your new emperor and lead you into a glorious new future
cfea66 No.2290042
>>2290041
And how do you know he got reprimanded by the person you emailed?
e5632a No.2290043
>>2290041
>I didn't mean I'd relay it right NOW
no but im still waiting
>I'm not signed in to stuff u_u
how hard is it to sign in
c977ff No.2290044
>>2290042
Because he complained about it on his board and blamed Shio-chan
>>2290043
He just said "well that's amazing"
e5632a No.2290045
>>2290044
>He just said "well that's amazing"
ask who he voted for
c977ff No.2290047
>>2290045
What's the voting age in your country? I don't think he's old enough to vote
>>2290046
Hm.
cfea66 No.2290048
>>2290047
Do you ever talk about anything that is not drama?
c977ff No.2290049
>>2290048
U should thank me for freeing you from oppression
Buttfox probably won't be a bad boi again now
e5632a No.2290050
>>2290047
>What's the voting age in your country? I don't think he's old enough to vote
its been lowered to 18 i think
>>2290048
no he doesnt
c977ff No.2290051
>>2290050
Then yeah he isn't
Note: I am NOT being a pedo
cfea66 No.2290052
>>2290049
I don't because that was just stirring the pot when it wasn't necessary
What I was saying was just shitposting and I dealt with things behind the scenes.
You literally did nothing useful other than bother the people who manage the website.
Either way, that is not what I asked.
>>2290050
Fuuuuuck
it is so grating
c977ff No.2290053
>>2290052
A second strike would be bad
I'm your liberator and u know it
e5632a No.2290054
>>2290051
ロリコン。。。
ask him who he supports anyways
>>2290052
>it is so grating
?
cfea66 No.2290055
>>2290053
Just keep believing that
>>2290054
Painful, even
c977ff No.2290056
>>2290054
"i don't really care lol"
>>2290055
I'm the destroyer of e-tyranny
c977ff No.2290057
Cato has a literal hate boner for me
I bet if I agreed to take his e-shroom he'd calm down tho
cfea66 No.2290058
Is it bad to want something other than drama?
c977ff No.2290059
No, wanting my e-butt isn't bad; sexual morality is a bad meme and everyone who's made it out of the dark ages knows that
cfea66 No.2290061
I would still e-fuck you tho
I don't like you but I am an immoral slut
c977ff No.2290062
I guess pretending sexual morality exists can make things hotter in a way
It's all about temporary suspension of disbelief
>>2290060
I sent that to him but idk what it means lol
e5632a No.2290063
>>2290062
as expected from dqn (underage) people
cfea66 No.2290065
>>2290032
I forgot!
Tell me again!
e5632a No.2290066
reminder that cato forgot he hated you after seeing your butt
>>2290065
ばかw
cfea66 No.2290068
>>2290066
I know, but still tell me
I can hate the person, but I can still want to tap that ass
44ce43 No.2290070
>>2290066
how young are you?
e5632a No.2290071
>>2290070
why does everyone want to know
c977ff No.2290073
File: b473e6f6222f474⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 480.01 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ed1f8ca48bcb82c05cd3aa0a80….gif)
You know that Japanese fox Sabrina has been posting? I masturbated to it the day before she started posting it
Very strange
Note: I'm NOT a furry
>>2290063
Looks like u had a birthday
>>2290069
Hey cutie how u
c977ff No.2290074
Why is the pincc beard man spoiler thumbnail gone
44ce43 No.2290075
>>2290071
you are being too mysterious! ^_^
c977ff No.2290076
>>2290066
It's not like u can blame him; it's a good butt
e5632a No.2290077
>>2290073
>Looks like u had a birthday
huh?
did he say that in response to that?
>Note: I'm NOT a furry
thats 100% furry
c977ff No.2290079
>>2290077
I think when I asked how old you are you said you're one year younger than the age you just posted on that other board
I don't look at furry porn OFTEN
I'm only slightly furry, just like how /animus/ is according to that one banner
>>2290078
Does that mean you get off work for a while? ^^
e5632a No.2290081
>>2290076
i didnt say it wasnt
i was just pointing out he loses his ideals easily when it comes to sexuality
>>2290079
>I think when I asked how old you are you said you're one year younger than the age you just posted on that other board
when did i tell you?
i mightve just mistyped it
>I don't look at furry porn OFTEN
you still look at furry porn
>I'm only slightly furry, just like how /animus/ is according to that one banner
thats still furry
0848ab No.2290082
>>2290079
Yeah but that's not rly good news :p
>>2290080
Making/maintaining software tools for our hardware test engineers for test development.
cfea66 No.2290084
>>2290082
Did you lose everything in your office?
I'd be pretty disappointed if the shit I have in my office was ruined. That's kinda a lot of money
>>2290083
Listen to NPR
31f1d0 No.2290085
>>2290084
lord no i'm at a friends playing lofi hiphop so they can sleep and i'm rping on a website
0848ab No.2290086
>>2290084
Moved offices Friday to right near where the fire was, so I guess my office is a total loss.
Think I only kept my laptops there, luckily brought my headphones home though...
cfea66 No.2290087
>>2290086
Well shit, that is disappointing
Is your data backed up?
>>2290085
Well that is why you can't sleep right there
c977ff No.2290088
>>2290081
Lawlessness is the best ideal; you can never really go against it no matter what you do :)
Like a month ago
I'm just meme-ing; you can consider me a furry if you want but I personally don't bother with applying many labels to myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've also e-fucked a few fur creatures, but that's out of literally HUNDREDS of people that I've e-fucked
Maybe I should try more furries tho. You know, something about the white underside of a doe's tail is strangely erotic; it's like a sexual signal, u know? I don't want to fuck an ACTUAL deer, but I'm just saying I can kind of feel why a male deer would want to fuck them and that I HAVE e-fucked a deer girl
This reply has been a bit of a blog but obviously these things had to be said
>>2290082
It can be good news if you make it good news
Maybe you should use the off time to do freelance work; that could be a step towards a greater degree of independence :3
>>2290083
Masturbate
31f1d0 No.2290089
>>2290087
i knooow but i think i'm getting sick too my throat is sore ;-;
>>2290088
god no omg I can't do that here.
e5632a No.2290090
>>2290088
>I've also e-fucked a few fur creatures, but that's out of literally HUNDREDS of people that I've e-fucked
<I've also fucked a few dogs, but that's out of literally HUNDREDS of humans that I've fucked too
i messaged you on steam about something too
cfea66 No.2290091
>>2290089
Sleep will help that
Also what Erio said
31f1d0 No.2290092
>>2290091
no but i'm not tired and my god i can't do that here
cfea66 No.2290093
e-fucking furries is just weird
0848ab No.2290094
>>2290087
I better hope so!
cfea66 No.2290095
>>2290092
Both NPR and masturbation will make you tired
>>2290094
Good!
So it sounds like minimal monetary and time loss to you
31f1d0 No.2290096
31f1d0 No.2290097
cfea66 No.2290098
>>2290096
That would be preferable, yes
>>2290097
I guess I'd be bored if you went to bed so I shouldn't complain
c977ff No.2290099
>>2290089
No privacy? There's always the bathroom; you could even use the shower head
>>2290090
I've never been sexually attracted to an actual animal tho
I had to think about that for a moment, but I'm 99% sure that statement is true
>>2290093
Do I strike you as someone who views "weird" as a bad thing? :3
c977ff No.2290100
I'm shameless
My every action is holy
e5632a No.2290101
>>2290099
>I've never been sexually attracted to an actual animal tho
i wasnt claiming you have
31f1d0 No.2290102
>>2290098
good ~
imma sleep soon tho then im tired
>>2290099
it doesn't come off.
c977ff No.2290103
>>2290101
Oh so you've fucked a few dogs? I'm not sure what pink text is supposed to mean :3
>>2290102
Terrible, I blame the jews
c977ff No.2290104
Look at this rabbit ass, and understand
cfea66 No.2290105
>>2290099
Not at all. Do I to you?
>>2290102
Cute.
Probably a good idea, at least it is Friday.
e5632a No.2290106
>>2290103
that youre still a furry even if its only a few
c977ff No.2290107
>>2290105
You should try out fur pussy, then
>>2290106
Like I said, you can consider me one if you want ^^
I think there's some disagreement over how that term should be used but I haven't talked to furries enough to have a firm understanding of the details of that
31f1d0 No.2290108
e5632a No.2290109
>>2290107
i dont really care if you are or arent
but just because its only a few doesnt change anything
cfea66 No.2290110
>>2290107
I have. It is weird.
They also tend to be into the whole extra-rough shit. I'm not really into that, but fucking is fucking
>>2290108
♥
c977ff No.2290111
>>2290108
They're the reason Shio-chan's country has genitalia censorship too; he told me
>>2290109
I don't really care if I am or am not either :3
And on a deeper level I don't really even believe words can be absolutely true but there's no need to go down that rabbit hole all the time
>>2290110
Oh, maybe that's why I've had good experiences with them
cfea66 No.2290112
>>2290111
More than likely. They do take it to extremes, though
e5632a No.2290114
>>2290111
>They're the reason Shio-chan's country has genitalia censorship too; he told me
hes right
>And on a deeper level I don't really even believe words can be absolutely true but there's no need to go down that rabbit hole all the time
youre too philosophical for me, too hard to understand what you are saying
c977ff No.2290115
>>2290112
I'm not sure what kind of extremes you mean
What kinds of animals have you e-fucked?
>>2290113
-pets u-
>>2290114
I just realized the epic unintentional pun I made with "rabbit hole"
I don't remember ever e-fucking a rabbit's hole specifically, though 🤔
e5632a No.2290116
>>2290115
are you planning on fucking a rabbit now
c977ff No.2290118
>>2290116
Good suggestion
E-fucking a rabbit girl or boy sounds kind of hot
>>2290117
How u
e5632a No.2290119
>>2290118
where do you even plan to find one
c977ff No.2290120
>>2290119
I think there are websites for that but I'd probably just use Steam or a Discord server off of Disboard like usual
cfea66 No.2290122
>>2290115
Actually a few foxes, funnily enough
The other two were more non-descript furies
e5632a No.2290123
>>2290120
good luck with the rabbit fucking
c977ff No.2290124
/animus/: only SLIGHTLY!!!!!! furry
>>2290121
ay gurl how u
>>2290122
I guess you have a thing for foxes? ^^
Were the other two even necessarily animals then
>>2290123
I'm not necessarily going to do it; I don't feel like ERPing as often as I used to these days ^^
Porn works fine
c977ff No.2290125
U should all e-fuck an animal from time to time as an act of solidarity with Squash
He's part of our family; he's the family dog
00a051 No.2290127
>>2290124
just waked up
how are you
e5632a No.2290128
>>2290125
i dont plan on e fucking anyone let alone an animal
c977ff No.2290129
>>2290126
Maybe play a game or invoke Satan and dance ecstatically in the woods?
>>2290127
Pretty good
Do you think Kyoko would consider using a cucumber as a dildo to be wasting food or would that be okay? I guess you could always eat it after
>>2290128
Not even Wish-kun?
Canadians are animals, right?
00a051 No.2290130
>>2290129
it wouldn't be wasted
e5632a No.2290131
>>2290129
not right now
>Canadians are animals, right?
never seen one before
c977ff No.2290133
>>2290130
The starving children of Africa could use it for nourishment, tho
So she'd probably want you to donate it to them after buttfucking yourself with it
>>2290131
You're mad at him?
>>2290132
U just need to put on enough layers
Cold air feels good to breathe
cfea66 No.2290134
>>2290124
just luck of the draw, really
I'd say so.
e5632a No.2290135
>>2290133
>You're mad at him?
other way around
00a051 No.2290136
>>2290133
fuck africa it's my cucumber
c977ff No.2290137
>>2290134
I guess foxes are pretty sexy; I can see why subs would want to be them
>>2290135
I don't see how that should stop you from wanting to e-fuck him, then
>>2290136
I think it would expire eventually and get squishy and stuff
Cucumbers are temporary butt toys
cfea66 No.2290138
>>2290137
Ya'know, I never did run into a dom furry
e5632a No.2290139
>>2290137
>I don't see how that should stop you from wanting to e-fuck him, then
i said i didnt plan on it
44ce43 No.2290140
>>2290133
doesnt sound fun
c15640 No.2290141
>>2290139
that picture is the cutest thing i've seen all day
>>2290140
hey luka!
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