49fb0e No.2281506
fuck wHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DEKINAI MEMES
9a2acc No.2282186
what the fuck is that image
87b7b2 No.2282187
Tsuchi you make me laugh
like in a good way
ac71e8 No.2282188
Soto you make me laugh
like in a bad way
81ba10 No.2282190
you guys shouldn't be laughing period
81ba10 No.2282192
I laugh at you guys all the time though
ac71e8 No.2282194
>>2282189
So how do I avoid it?
>>2282191
9a2acc No.2282195
>>2282194
i asked you something on steam if you can check
ac71e8 No.2282196
>>2282195
Yes daddy, right away daddy
9a2acc No.2282199
>>2282198
make up your mind
ac71e8 No.2282200
>>2282199
And what if I refuse? :3
9a2acc No.2282201
>>2282200
i wont know what to call you then
ac71e8 No.2282203
>>2282201
Just call me whichever and then I'll always correct you to the other one :^)
ac71e8 No.2282206
>>2282204
I was incredibly tempted to meme you by saying like あなた or something :^)
9a2acc No.2282207
>>2282206
itd be correct for me to call you that
ac71e8 No.2282208
>>2282207
Because you're my bride? :^)
9a2acc No.2282209
>>2282208
>>2282208
oh you meant that, i thought you mean the other meaning you use it to refer to someone who is lesser than you, like a teacher to a student
ac71e8 No.2282210
>>2282209
>someone who is lesser than you
If I was going for that, then the obviously choice would be ご主人様
ac71e8 No.2282211
9a2acc No.2282216
>>2282215
not my fault you say dumb things
bfa2c1 No.2282217
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh?
ac71e8 No.2282218
>>2282216
What the FUCK!!!!!!!!
I'm the smartest one here!
9a2acc No.2282219
>>2282218
even smart people can say dumb things
>I'm the smartest one here!
thats not an accomplishment
9a2acc No.2282221
>>2282220
what does that mean
ac71e8 No.2282222
>>2282221
It means that I'm a victim of bullying.
9a2acc No.2282223
>>2282222
but i didnt call you dumb
ac71e8 No.2282224
>>2282223
You still bullied me!
ac71e8 No.2282226
>>2282225
You downplayed my achievements
9a2acc No.2282227
>>2282226
just said the truth about it～
ac71e8 No.2282228
>>2282227
Hmph, I'm going to bed.
f4e440 No.2282229
Got pulled over for a busted headlight and got field sobriety tested for like 15 minutes in the cold rain I just want to go to bed
f4e440 No.2282231
>>2282230
I'm sober enough I'm just sleepy
598b5c No.2282233
Bring me that dirty ass, Wish. I need my dinner.
f4e440 No.2282234
Also I told my therapist I was hearing voices and she straight up suggested it was ghosts
fb916f No.2282236
>>2282234
I had always wondered if shrinks periodically did this kind of thing- Just viciously mindfuck the mentally unhinged for shits n' giggles and get out of any consequences because hey, who the fuck is going to believe what a crazy person says?
598b5c No.2282237
>>2282236
Granted REvy has literally every illness. Physical, mental, real, and undiscovered.
f4e440 No.2282238
>>2282237
I don't have every illness
I don't have any stds
fb916f No.2282239
>>2282237
What's the over/under on the self-diagnosis we're working with here- 3 to 2? 3 to 1?
f4e440 No.2282241
>>2282236
To be fair they've given me sufficient evidence to think they really believe in ghosts and stuff
They're one of those weird spiritualist Jewish people
>>2282239
>>2282240
What does this mean
fb916f No.2282242
>>2282240
>>2282241
>Neither of you fuckers know how a ratio works
I don't expect anything and still come out disappointed.
f4e440 No.2282243
>>2282242
I know how ratios work I don't know what you're talking about
598b5c No.2282244
>>2282242
Is this Dallas?
I feel like this is Dallas.
fb916f No.2282247
>>2282243
Over/under is shorthand for batting average; a ratio of hits to outs that colloquially means ratio- Self-diagnosed illness to clinical diagnosed illness.
0f430e No.2282249
>>2282248
have you listened to You Must Remember This?
6d5fd3 No.2282250
fe5a28 No.2282251
>>2282249
I haven't been listening to much of anything these last few days. Lots of sitting on the couch watching TV.
598b5c No.2282252
James. Give pet before I go sleep.
f4e440 No.2282253
>>2282247
All of my problems have been professionally diagnosed
a37401 No.2282254
Rotary engines are cool, though!
d16ddf No.2282255
I guess, they never miss, huh?
35d1d8 No.2282256
How does he keep getting away with it?
5a9d6f No.2282257
On a scale from 1 to not-even-I'd-fuck-it this thread is a solid 11.
d16ddf No.2282258
35d1d8 No.2282259
That means a lot to me :)
f030a1 No.2282260
could do with more gay porn tbh
a37401 No.2282263
Somebody requested more porn?
1a0b98 No.2282264
I think he wanted dicks though.
f030a1 No.2282271
5a9d6f No.2282272
a37401 No.2282273
I hate to agree with a Brit, but pretty much.
5a9d6f No.2282275
f030a1 No.2282278
598b5c No.2282279
A nice round tum is where it's at.
f030a1 No.2282280
5a9d6f No.2282283
You fruitcakes are disgusting. Boobs and butts are where it's at.
5a9d6f No.2282285
The fuck am I even playing any more?
d16ddf No.2282286
Boobs and Butts and dicks at the same time
5a9d6f No.2282287
>>2282286
This is entirely acceptable. Perhaps even preferable.
a37401 No.2282288
>>2282285
That game looks gay as fuck.
598b5c No.2282289
I like a guy with a nice gut and pecs, but grizzled as fuck and covered in hair.
Maybe walks around on all fours with a long tail.
5a9d6f No.2282290
>>2282288
There are a lot of phallic background objects and characters that's for sure.
>>2282289
*whaps forehead with newspaper*
a37401 No.2282292
>>2282290
There is literally a stat called "Desire" so I am fairly sure you are a sad-sack playing a sex game.
5a9d6f No.2282293
>>2282292
Correction: I'm a sad-sack playing a jRPG with sexual undertones.
797b99 No.2282296
fuck me hard in the pussy
d16ddf No.2282297
d31199 No.2282299
Michelle's got that sick thigh gap.
she likes gettin' fucked.
fc0bde No.2282301
didn't go to class today
heh
ac71e8 No.2282303
didn't go to class today
heh
ac71e8 No.2282305
ac71e8 No.2282308
f9b36e No.2282311
Why can you see her eye and eyelashes through her hair
Fucking anime
c4b731 No.2282312
Wow Wish
I'm telling your daddy on you
1e1b66 No.2282313
How is her back arching at that 90 degree angle. fucking anime
ac71e8 No.2282314
ac71e8 No.2282317
>>2282316
I already graduated though
ded9de No.2282318
>>2282317
i think he was joking
>962fa9a9d32b9b2⋯.jpg
ok
f9b36e No.2282320
>>2282313
Sure is STUPID
>>2282315
I try, I try
ac71e8 No.2282321
>>2282318
Me too tho
>>2282319
Oh hey, when did you move to Australia?
ded9de No.2282322
>>2282321
yes both of you were
1e1b66 No.2282324
>>2282321
When I was -1 years old.
ac71e8 No.2282326
>>2282324
But you were just in Japan 9 seconds prior to that.
1e1b66 No.2282328
>>2282326
That is someone else.
ac71e8 No.2282329
>>2282327
バカって言うほうがバカなのよ。
>>2282328
Oh weird, I could have sworn you were the same person.
ded9de No.2282331
>>2282329
>Oh weird, I could have sworn you were the same person.
ばかたれ！
1e1b66 No.2282332
>>2282329
Difficult to comprehend, right?
fc0bde No.2282333
>>2282320
Oh this is kinda awkward. . . . I was talking about myself. . .
ac71e8 No.2282334
>>2282331
>
>>2282332
Yeah, it's pretty crazy someone would just jump on in the middle of a conversation like that.
ded9de No.2282335
>>2282334
its pretty crazy you wouldnt just assume the different flags mean different people ばか
1e1b66 No.2282336
>>2282334
I merely congratulated you, shit-for-brains.
ac71e8 No.2282337
>>2282335
Are all American flag posters the same?
>>2282336
Congrats on your 5th birthday fam
ded9de No.2282338
>>2282337
no they arent?
i dont even understand how you could get me mixed up with him
ac71e8 No.2282340
>>2282338
Do you know what jokes are?
ded9de No.2282341
>>2282340
maybe im the idiot here
ac71e8 No.2282342
>>2282341
I made a joke that you were the same person because he replied to that post as if it was addressed to him even though it was to you.
ded9de No.2282343
>>2282342
maybe i need a tripcode to make things easier for you
1e1b66 No.2282350
>>2282348
Did you get those nudes I sent you?
ded9de No.2282351
>>2282349
Why are you staring
ac71e8 No.2282352
>>2282351
Did you get those nudes I sent you?
ac71e8 No.2282354
>>2282353
But you don't like pee
ded9de No.2282355
>>2282354
i dont like naked men either
1e1b66 No.2282356
fc0bde No.2282357
>>2282350
I didn't see anything.
ac71e8 No.2282358
>>2282355
Yeah, that'd be gay as heck.
ded9de No.2282360
>>2282358
You can send me naked 2d girls
ded9de No.2282367
>>2282366
you dont share things with friends?
ac71e8 No.2282368
>>2282367
I almost got held back in kindergarten for not sharing.
ac71e8 No.2282370
>>2282369
Like, I nearly had to repeat the grade all over again.
ac71e8 No.2282372
>>2282371
I didn't want to share my toys during play time.
ded9de No.2282373
>>2282372
why would that get you in trouble?
were they yours or the kindergarten
how do you even get held back in kindergarten
ac71e8 No.2282375
>>2282373
Because we try to raise decent people.
The kindergarten's.
By not sharing, apparently.
a37401 No.2282376
Kindergarten isn't really a grade. It is a garden for kids.
ded9de No.2282377
>>2282375
clearly it didnt work
ac71e8 No.2282378
>>2282377
Yeah, I'm the worst
ded9de No.2282379
>>2282378
because you dont share
ac71e8 No.2282380
>>2282379
One of many reasons
ac71e8 No.2282382
>>2282381
Boy desu
Ninhonjin ja nai desu
ded9de No.2282383
>>2282382
what other reasons are there?
f1e914 No.2282387
>>2282386
hey there! I don't think I know you
fc0bde No.2282389
>>2282387
And I don't know you
simply amazing
ded9de No.2282390
>>2282385
wish would like the last scene
ac71e8 No.2282391
>>2282383
三つの理由を上げたけど、なんでもっとほしいの？
ac71e8 No.2282392
He actually watched the video
f1e914 No.2282393
>>2282389
are you a new poster or am I the new one? :p
fc0bde No.2282394
>>2282393
I've been around for a little.
How new are you ?
ded9de No.2282395
>>2282391
i only saw one
>>2282392
of course
1a0b98 No.2282396
>>2282390
Yep. the target for the bladder draining party.
f1e914 No.2282397
>>2282394
not super new but still kinda new if that makes sense!
how is your thursday going?
ac71e8 No.2282398
>>2282395
Is 上げる still the correct verb to give things that don't physically exist?
Also is ～つ the right counter?
>of course
Didn't you criticize me for watching one titled "is this gay" because I answered that it was from just the thumbnail?
f1e914 No.2282399
>>2282398
you are pretty gay though..
fc0bde No.2282400
>>2282397
Everyone here knows me as Lucker.
I'm pretty lucky
fc0bde No.2282401
Also my thursday is going good
other than my car battery dying
ac71e8 No.2282402
Shut up Ban, nobody calls you Lucker
>>2282399
T-That wasn't ever called into question!
f1e914 No.2282403
>>2282400
that's a cute nickname
what's the last time you were really lucky?
>>2282402
I just wanted to confirm it if anyone ever doubted it!
ded9de No.2282404
>>2282398
>Is 上げる still the correct verb to give things that don't physically exist?
im not sure but i assume so
>～つ
?
>Didn't you criticize me for watching one titled "is this gay" because I answered that it was from just the thumbnail?
it was titled ty japan and it wasnt gay
you never answered me
fc0bde No.2282405
Everyone calls me that though..
>>2282403
I rolled perfect stats on my bow in maple story
ac71e8 No.2282406
>>2282403
A pouty face that's big enough doesn't exist for me to accurately display my feelings right now.
One of my favourite beatmaps of the year got qualified btw
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/740672
>>2282404
Like 1つ、２つ、３つ instead of like 1本、２本、３本 or other things to count stuff.
>you never answered me
I listed 2 things extra on top of me not sharing: >>2282382
ded9de No.2282408
>>2282406
>Like 1つ、２つ、３つ instead of like 1本、２本、３本 or other things to count stuff.
depends on context
>I listed 2 things extra on top of me not sharing: >>2282382
oh
but why not share
f1e914 No.2282409
>>2282405
you're one of those people.... I don't think we can be friends
>>2282406
cute! I think I can only imagine you with a pouty face so it's kinda perfect
also that beatmap is wayy too hard for me, I'm a noob.. remember
fc0bde No.2282411
>>2282409
It wasn't my choice.
ac71e8 No.2282412
>>2282408
Yes, I mean for the context of counting reason.
>but why not share
Because that would be 2 lewd and I'm a pure maiden.
You said so yourself.
>>2282409
You can only imagine me with a pouty face? What the heck? I never pout!
Don't worry, I can't actually pass it either :3
I've been playing a ton of maps like Kyouran Hey Kids and Running in the 90s to try and get better at alternating so I can try to not be a stream noob ^^
>>2282410
There are two others on that page too, why didn't you pick one of them?
ded9de No.2282413
>>2282412
>Because that would be 2 lewd and I'm a pure maiden.
but you have the images downloaded
>There are two others on that page too, why didn't you pick one of them?
?
f1e914 No.2282416
>>2282411
you still bragged about it though!
>>2282412
pfft! you pout all the time (like you are doing now), I think it's cute though...
alternating is hard, it takes wayy too long to learn unless you wanna DT stuff x.x
ded9de No.2282417
>>2282415
>You can't prove that.
ill remember this
>https://osu.ppy.sh/u/9049939
>https://osu.ppy.sh/u/596803
but neither of those have a noel profile picture or a similar name to yours
its just a funny coincidence
ac71e8 No.2282421
>>2282416
Name 30 times. I bet you can't! No you're cute!
I'm pretty good at alternating things that are slightly faster than my max single tap speed, but once I get to like 160 bpm streaming I'm a big noob.
My top ranks actually have a ton of DT considering how much DT I actually play. I'm way better at HR ;;
>>2282417
Oops, I accidentally deleted my Pixiv folder :^)
The "My Angel x" names are a meme in osu!, I used "My Angel !Tenka" as my name before switching it to "My Degenerate !Tenka" and now I just sorta use whatever.
f1e914 No.2282422
>>2282418
true.. I'll forgive you if you teach me your secrets
>>2282420
hi elma
fc0bde No.2282424
>>2282422
Okay so first you put yourself in a position where something lucky can happen.
f1e914 No.2282425
>>2282421
30 times!? way too easy..
how about I'll just keep calling you cute and you just boop me every once in a while? also DT is overweighted :x
>>2282423
what the heck, how did you even guess that...
ac71e8 No.2282426
>>2282425
Uh-huh, sure it is... That's why you decided to let me off the hook instead of publicly embarrassing me, right?
Hmph, you better call me cute at least twice a day and I get to boop you once a week!
>how did you even guess that...
It's pretty obvious~
6d5fd3 No.2282427
>>2282425
I remember cuties bb~
4a9ed0 No.2282428
>>2282425
What other incredibly gay Dutchman that posts anon is there?
ac71e8 No.2282429
Yeah, all the other incredibly gay Dutchmen use names
f1e914 No.2282430
>>2282424
you mean like a social kind of situation? x.x
>>2282426
mhm, exactly! twice a day is quite often though, I'm not really good with schedules but I'll try my best * w *
also don't play osu seriously you bakabaka
>>2282427
❤️ you're the cutie though.. how are you doing?
>>2282428
is that you tsuchi?
fc0bde No.2282431
>>2282430
Probably involves that.
4a9ed0 No.2282432
>>2282430
Obviously, you giant fruit.
ac71e8 No.2282433
>>2282430
Don't worry about it, I'm barely functional as a human being so I'm sure you'll be fine :3
One day last week I ended up falling asleep at 7pm and woke up at 3:30 in the morning... At least I was wide awake on my way into work that day.
>also don't play osu seriously you bakabaka
I can't play osu seriously if I'm only rank 12k!
6d5fd3 No.2282434
>>2282430
n-nah >//>
I'm okay. just chillin home from work. made some bruschetta to snack on for the 3rd time today lol Coworkers liked it :p
hbu? haven't seen you in a while~
6d5fd3 No.2282435
Strawberry nesquik is dank yo
f1e914 No.2282436
>>2282431
sounds scary...is over the internets okay?
>>2282432
I mean, it was pretty obvious when you called me a dutchman.. I think you're the only one to ever call me that ^^
>>228243
pfft you already know you are a big silly and your sleep schedule is super messed up.. it's like there is nothing left to tease you with!
also you shouldn't play osu seriously regardless you dumdum
>>2282434
sounds perfect! I love bruschetta's.. especially with tomato and basil
I've been okiedokie, just kind of busy with work and friends.. I've been going out way too much lately, wby?
6d5fd3 No.2282437
>>2282436
yiss! I used cherry tomatoes and a pesto with the balsamic stuff wew.
I think tomorrow I'mma do my quesoburgers :p
oof yeah going out alot gets expensive. whatcha do for work?
2481f7 No.2282438
>>2282436
YOU'RE LITERALLY A DUTCHMAN, THOUGH.
NO ONE EVER HAS CALLED YOU THAT?
6d5fd3 No.2282439
ded9de No.2282440
>>2282421
>No you're cute!
i saw that
>Oops, I accidentally deleted my Pixiv folder :^)
just run your script again :^)
>The "My Angel x" names are a meme in osu
i assumed something like that, but its still a coincidence
>>2282429
including you
fc0bde No.2282441
>>2282436
Might now work out that well for you.
6d5fd3 No.2282443
f1e914 No.2282444
>>2282437
aah that sounds so good! I love pesto way too much (especially homemade)
what is a questoburger though, I don't think I ever had one of those..
also I still study so I just have a few side jobs while i pass my last classes
>>2282438
no.. I know I am but that just sounds weird, it's like calling you a murican
>>2282441
mhm maybe! it usuallty doesen't though...
got any additional tips?
ac71e8 No.2282447
>>2282436
There's still a ton that you can tease me with, baka baka.
I know that you'll probably call me silly for this, but I'm sorry for acting like an asshole all the time...
Hmph, who said I was playing osu seriously anyways?
>>2282440
I'm not allowed to call people cute?
6d5fd3 No.2282448
>>2282444
umm it's a messy one but it's wicked good
med burger, pepper jack cheese, bacon, red onion tanglers, and white queso on a bun.
yeah homemade pesto is really good. i make it spicy sometimes haha.
ooh nerd. you got a lotta homework?
35d1d8 No.2282449
ded9de No.2282450
>>2282447
>I'm not allowed to call people cute?
you hid it
>>2282449
she is
ac71e8 No.2282454
>>2282450
I'm not allowed to call people cute inside of spoiler text? :3
febd5d No.2282455
>>2282453
can a niga get a boop
ded9de No.2282457
>>2282451
i dont anymore webms of noel
>>2282454
i never said that
febd5d No.2282459
>wish will never call you cute
35d1d8 No.2282462
ded9de No.2282463
>>2282460
what does this one mean
and you watch in 720p?
1a0b98 No.2282464
>>2282457
I made a bunch of them a good while back.
ded9de No.2282465
ac71e8 No.2282467
>>2282463
I download 1080p releases because HorribleSubs rip from Crunchyroll and their bitrates suck.
6d5fd3 No.2282468
i'll rip u a new crunchyroll
ded9de No.2282469
>>2282467
that screenshot was 720p
ac71e8 No.2282472
>>2282469
A lot of my older screenshots are 720p, because my old Surface was only the 128GB model.
I didn't actually make my own Chitose folder though :^)
6d5fd3 No.2282474
>>2282473
i'm just looking to cuddle and see where that goes tbh
ac71e8 No.2282475
>>2282473
I actually cancelled my Crunchyroll membership last month :^)
ded9de No.2282476
>>2282472
>>2282472
>A lot of my older screenshots are 720p, because my old Surface was only the 128GB model.
makes sense
>I didn't actually make my own Chitose folder though :^)
who did?
ac71e8 No.2282478
>>2282476
I'd put money on it being Subtle.
I know he made by Gabriel one at least.
fc0bde No.2282479
Sony won't be at the next E3.
Kinda badass
ac71e8 No.2282483
ac71e8 No.2282486
You're not fat, you're huge!
>>2282485
>nice link ばか
It was intentional to better mimic the post style that he had!
fc0bde No.2282488
Is toehoe like mlp to the Japanese ?
1a0b98 No.2282489
>>2282488
All I know is Rainbow dash best pony.
ded9de No.2282490
>No.2282486
i see
>>2282488
what do you mean
fc0bde No.2282491
>>2282489
She sucks
>>2282490
As in seen very badly.
ac71e8 No.2282492
>>2282487
I want to die.
>>2282490
I mega want to die.
ded9de No.2282493
>>2282491
not really
>No.2282492
Why?
fc0bde No.2282494
>>2282492
Whats wrong babe ?
ac71e8 No.2282495
>>2282493
You're making fun of me.
>>2282494
I hate everything about THAT post.
1a0b98 No.2282496
>>2282491
clits yeah. she's lezzy i hear.
fc0bde No.2282497
>>2282495
heh
quit swing you E-pussy around
Nothing personal
I just call them as I see them
ac71e8 No.2282499
>>2282497
I'm a boy though.
ded9de No.2282500
>ac71e8
its just the futaba quoting :^)
fc0bde No.2282501
>>2282499
Not when daddies home.
fc0bde No.2282503
ded9de No.2282504
>ac71e8
how do i search for the exact tag on pixiv again?
ac71e8 No.2282505
daddy is*
>>2282500
Grr >:(
>>2282501
Who is daddy?
ac71e8 No.2282506
ac71e8 No.2282510
ac71e8 No.2282511
>>2282507
Weird way to spell Angel
ded9de No.2282514
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats wrong?
fc0bde No.2282515
>>2282511
I think i'm more of a devil.
But I can be both ;)
ac71e8 No.2282518
>>2282515
Wow I hate this.
0518de No.2282520
>>2282516
How did things go?
fc0bde No.2282524
>>2282518
Hate and love are two sides of the same coin !
Flip it again !
ded9de No.2282526
i at least quoted you
just in different ways
i havent even gotten to the old 嫌儲 quoting!
0518de No.2282527
>>2282522
Cute.
>>2282523
Gimme the deets
ac71e8 No.2282528
>>2282524
Wow, I super hate this.
42c22c No.2282529
>>2282527
Some nig broke into my car and stole some shit.
42c22c No.2282530
>>2282525
i am asleep. so are you.
this is a dream.
>>2282527
no u
fc0bde No.2282531
>>2282528
It will land on the other side more than half the time.
Just who in the world do you think I am ?
ac71e8 No.2282533
>>2282531
I don't know about you, but I'm the Lucker#0784 and I'm extremely lucky.
I always land on heads.
0518de No.2282534
>>2282529
Have you witnessed them?
What now?
<on discord please
>>2282530
I am going to sleep now.
Cute calling is postponed.
ded9de No.2282535
>>2282533
fine ill do it properly
e2a912 No.2282537
Is Machinae the JEZEBEL that is tearing Tracer Bullet and Neziwi apart?
fc0bde No.2282538
>>2282533
You're not though
Don't cat fish people pretending to be me
42c22c No.2282539
>>2282532
ICEE?
also I may have been scammed on the Spiderman game, but it's through paypal so I'll get the money back either way. Gonna give them a few more days to reply before I file a claim.
>>2282534
aww, goodnight.
1a0b98 No.2282540
>>2282537
Nah. Just dicks in general.
fc0bde No.2282541
>>2282537
Are they together now ??
lmao
ac71e8 No.2282542
>>2282538
Stop pretending to be me!
ded9de No.2282543
＞I want to pet !Tenka.IsO.
maybe ill go back to it
fc0bde No.2282545
>>2282542
How tall are you ?
42c22c No.2282546
>>2282534
No but the car smelled like cocoa butter and menthol cigarettes. I'm on Discord.
>>2282539
Would certainly suck. I got scammed out a suit once on Amazon.
ac71e8 No.2282549
>>2282548
I'm just a smol cute twink
42c22c No.2282550
>>2282546
Did you get your money back?
ded9de No.2282551
>>2282544
now youre just taking it too far
>>2282549
nice
>>2282547
i think im around 170cm (;´д｀)ﾄﾎﾎ…
ac71e8 No.2282553
>>2282551
:)
>nice
Still a boy though :^)
So smol
fc0bde No.2282554
>>2282549
Like a smaller Ian ?
ded9de No.2282556
>>2282553
>Still a boy though :^)
who said thats a bad thing
>So smol
its average okay
42c22c No.2282557
>>2282551
>>2282547
>170-180 cm
Jesus Christo
ac71e8 No.2282558
>>2282554
Like Ryan Reynolds but even more adorable.
>>2282556
You did
For a woman, maybe :3
ac71e8 No.2282559
>>2282557
We can't all be 195cm to compensate for our small dicks
42c22c No.2282560
>>2282559
Sorry to hear about your small dick.
fc0bde No.2282561
>>2282558
I have a similar jaw line to him.
1a0b98 No.2282562
>>2282559
post that not-dick, clit.
ac71e8 No.2282563
>>2282560
Nezi said I was bigger than you
>>2282561
Sounds cute.
ded9de No.2282564
>>2282557
the average is 171 here
>You did
when?
>For a woman, maybe :3
woman are 156 actually
my sister is much shorter than me
ac71e8 No.2282565
42c22c No.2282566
>>2282555
dang
don't they have a money back thing?
ded9de No.2282567
it was an accident that time
ac71e8 No.2282568
>>2282564
これ >>2282355
Everyone in my family is around 165cm except me.
42c22c No.2282569
>>2282563
If you're 180cm, I'm bigger than you.
>>2282564
Itty bitty.
>>2282566
"Yes"
But if the people who took the money fucked off, then they don't give a hot shit.
ac71e8 No.2282570
>>2282569
I meant in terms of the size that actually matters
ded9de No.2282571
>>2282568
i said naked
>Everyone in my family is around 165cm except me.
lucky, it would be embarrassing to be shorter than me
i think my dad is around 180 and my mum is probably around 160
fc0bde No.2282572
>>2282563
You sound cute, babe.
ac71e8 No.2282573
>>2282571
Still counts.
I'm naked multiple times a day.
How about your grandparents?
>>2282572
I am cute.
42c22c No.2282574
>>2282570
My bank account is bigger than yours too though.
ac71e8 No.2282575
>>2282574
You probably should have actually picked something that you could have actually won in.
fc0bde No.2282577
>>2282573
Such a little cutie patootie
ded9de No.2282578
>>2282573
>I'm naked multiple times a day.
same
its too cold now though
>How about your grandparents?
one of my grandmothers is about 150, the other maybe 155
for my grandparents 170 for both
>>2282575
treat me
42c22c No.2282579
I still don't buy that being a mistake, Wish.
42c22c No.2282580
>>2282575
You're starting to ramble, tough to understand you from all the way down there.
>>2282576
Yep, wasn't a lot of dosh so, so that's fine.
42c22c No.2282581
Then again, you faked being a girl.
Who's to say that isn't fake too.
ac71e8 No.2282582
>>2282577
S-Stop it, you're going to make me blush.
>>2282578
Have you ever heard of HVAC? :3
That's not too bad at all, then.
>treat me
なんで
>>2282579
I don't think I ever claimed that one to be an oopsie-woopsie, tbh.
42c22c No.2282583
ac71e8 No.2282585
>>2282584
The only thing I remember about that was Test being like "hahaha I can't believe you logged into your daddy's bank account".
fc0bde No.2282586
>>2282582
I'll blush with you babe.
ded9de No.2282587
>>2282582
>Have you ever heard of HVAC? :3
no
what is it?
>That's not too bad at all, then.
as i said average
>なんで
were you lying about all that money :^)
fc0bde No.2282589
>>2282588
Are you dating Tracer ?
ac71e8 No.2282590
>>2282586
But why though? That's weird.
>>2282587
Oh, uh. It stands for "Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning".
Which?
>>2282588
Man, that was a pretty good joke.
ded9de No.2282591
>>2282588
that file name doesnt make sense
>>2282590
>Oh, uh. It stands for "Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning".
are you telling me to turn heating on just to be naked?
変態
>Which?
which what?
i messed up my sentence
i meant to say if you had all that money you could spend it on me
ac71e8 No.2282592
>>2282591
Yes, it's much more cozy that way.
Oh, ばか.
Or I could spend it on loli merch.
ded9de No.2282594
>>2282592
>Yes, it's much more cozy that way.
im good, its not worth it
>Or I could spend it on loli merch.
you could spend it on loli merch for me
ac71e8 No.2282595
>>2282594
I see how it is.
>you could spend it on loli merch for me
But what would I get in return?
ded9de No.2282596
>>2282595
ill get naked for you
ac71e8 No.2282597
>>2282596
In the country I don't live in, in front of the camera you don't own.
fc0bde No.2282598
I admit it, another hoe got me finished
ded9de No.2282599
>>2282597
youre the one who wanted me to
ac71e8 No.2282600
>>2282598
Tired: Lucker
Wired: Wish
ac71e8 No.2282601
>>2282599
I will always be an advocate for coziness.
ded9de No.2282602
>>2282601
i can be cozy without being naked
are you naked right now?
fc0bde No.2282603
>>2282600
Ran into the devil today and she grinnin
ac71e8 No.2282604
>>2282602
Most of the way.
>>2282603
Excuse me, did you just assume their gender?
ded9de No.2282605
>>2282604
>Most of the way.
what does that mean
fc0bde No.2282606
>>2282604
I thought it was okay since I had a 50% chance.
ac71e8 No.2282607
>>2282605
I'm in bed, so I'm in just my boxers.
ac71e8 No.2282608
>>2282606
When you play with me, you have a 0% chance and I have a 100% chance.
fc0bde No.2282609
>>2282608
Maybe if you're just taking skill into account.
Try taking my luck into account.
ac71e8 No.2282610
>>2282609
When you're as skilled as I am, luck has no effect.
fc0bde No.2282611
>>2282610
You underestimate me.
ac71e8 No.2282613
>>2282611
You estimate me.
>>2282612
W-Why?
e454d3 No.2282614
ded9de No.2282615
>>2282613
im an advocate for coziness
42c22c No.2282616
>>2282589
Are you?
>>2282590
You're a joke.
>>2282591
In what way?
ac71e8 No.2282617
>>2282615
Well, I can't argue that logic.
fc0bde No.2282618
>>2282613
I'm a pretty good estimator.
fc0bde No.2282619
>>2282616
Not yet.
Maybe within the next ten years though.
1a0b98 No.2282620
ac71e8 No.2282621
>>2282616
Your brain overheat coming up with that one or something?
>>2282618
Alright, estimate how deep my balls are in your ass right now.
fc0bde No.2282622
>>2282620
I can't nut anymore.
ded9de No.2282623
>>2282616
nothing he said was stupid
>>2282617
so do it now
fc0bde No.2282624
>>2282621
I don't feel anything.
ac71e8 No.2282625
>>2282623
What if I already did?
>nothing he said was stupid
Teachers typically make a terrible salary in the States, at least.
Not so much in Canada.
>>2282624
That would be correct.
The right answer is 0 cm deep.
42c22c No.2282626
>>2282619
Good luck.
>>2282621
I'm playing Clone Hero (guitar hero) and forgot to hit submit on my post
>>2282623
It's from 2013, I was likely thinking about the fact that US teachers are grossly underpaid, and forgot that he was Canadian.
ac71e8 No.2282627
>>2282626
How many Dragonforce songs have you FC'd?
ded9de No.2282628
>>2282625
>What if I already did?
good boy
>Teachers typically make a terrible salary in the States, at least.
oh
>>2282626
>It's from 2013, I was likely thinking about the fact that US teachers are grossly underpaid, and forgot that he was Canadian.
so youre the ばか
fc0bde No.2282630
>>2282625
I know I am babe.
>>2282626
So you guys are dating then ?
42c22c No.2282631
>>2282627
I can't finish a single Dragonforce song due to the arthritis, so no idea.
>>2282628
>so you are the baka
was.
>>2282630
Roommates.
fc0bde No.2282632
>>2282631
Oh my god
How often does he take you to pound town ?
42c22c No.2282636
>>2282635
You're many months late to this, the horse is already decomposing.
fc0bde No.2282637
>>2282636
I missed out i'm sure.
42c22c No.2282642
>>2282641
I tried to watch s2 on Amazon Prime because it was free but it's just...not that entertaining...
3e4057 No.2282643
>>2282642
S2 was better than S1 though.
598b5c No.2282644
How often does he take you to pound town, Stephen?
87b7b2 No.2282649
Was there ever a poster called Ban?
f4e440 No.2282650
Everything is about 50% horrible
87b7b2 No.2282654
598b5c No.2282656
>>2282655
Hows transitioning going for ya by the way?
fc0bde No.2282657
>>2282656
I'm not transitioning so its going pretty well.
f4e440 No.2282658
Sorry Soto I'm getting my paperwork done to get surgery I can't be your trap gf
fb916f No.2282659
>when the lathe starts rumbling like a demon and making the ground shake.
This is fine.
87b7b2 No.2282660
>>2282658
Oh no, you're cutting your dick off?
Why the rush? lmao
f4e440 No.2282661
>>2282660
I'm going to lose my health insurance soon and I want my parents to pay for it
42c22c No.2282662
another one bites the dust
fc0bde No.2282663
I want my parents to pay for it
598b5c No.2282664
87b7b2 No.2282665
>>2282661
Wow, what a bully
So whens the date or when are you planning to go through with it?
f4e440 No.2282666
>>2282663
For dick removal surgery?
fc0bde No.2282667
>>2282664
I read that as "Lmao"
I liked it better the first time I read it
f4e440 No.2282668
>>2282665
I'm still getting paperwork so next week I'll be able to call for consultation and scheduling
598b5c No.2282669
>>2282667
It's funny. Somone actually got mad 'cause I said I wouldn't date a tranny.
ded9de No.2282670
>>2282661
why should your parents pay for it?
fc0bde No.2282671
>>2282669
I think they could be mutants.
87b7b2 No.2282673
>>2282668
Why are you angry with your parents?
f4e440 No.2282674
>>2282670
They're wealthy and it's their fault I have a dick
I'm poor and have to steal food to eat
42c22c No.2282675
>>2282674
>and it's their fault I have a dick
598b5c No.2282676
>>2282672
It was fucking stupid.
ded9de No.2282677
>>2282674
just because theyre wealthy doesnt mean they should spend it on you
>it's their fault I have a dick
it is their fault you want to cut it off
>I'm poor and have to steal food to eat
if youre so poor ask your parents to pay for your food?
i dont see why gender surgery is more important than food
f4e440 No.2282678
>>2282673
They did their best but they ignored a lot of the things I was going through and didn't understand how to raise two children with mental disorders
42c22c No.2282679
>>2282678
>didn't understand how to raise two children with mental disorders
well shit that's a lot to ask from anybody my nigga
fc3f46 No.2282680
>>2282191
Catgrills are for dicking.
87b7b2 No.2282681
>>2282678
>two children
who the fuck
fb916f No.2282682
>>2282678
>"they didn't do everything the way I wanted so fuck them"
Jesus
fb916f No.2282684
>>2282676
So what was their hot take for why you should?
598b5c No.2282685
>>2282684
Basically boiled down to trans people are basically no different from real boys.
f4e440 No.2282686
>>2282677
I try to support myself as much as possible independently but I'd never have the money
>>2282681
My brother is also a crazy he's just not a faggot
>>2282679
I mean the advice at the time was to have me drugged out of my mind 24/7
Seems a little off to heavily medicate a child for behavioral issues until they feel like one of those drug rehab zombies and I was heavily isolated my my medical requirements as well as thoroughly abused
ded9de No.2282687
>>2282685
>transpeople are woman
>transpeople are basically boys
42c22c No.2282688
>>2282686
yeah, modern medicine can do wonders
if a doctor says you need pills it's usually good to take them
but you do you
598b5c No.2282691
At least I'm not a petty thief and don't spend my money on E instead of food.
ded9de No.2282692
>>2282689
i know
im talking about this argument where you should be attracted to trans people because theyre woman
and now squash is supposed because they "are basically boys"
>>2282690
i agree
f4e440 No.2282693
>>2282688
In my experience doctors are careless and like to throw drugs at a problem until it goes away
42c22c No.2282694
>>2282693
>doctors like to solve problems with medicine
quote of the year, ladies and gentlemen
598b5c No.2282695
>>2282692
I mainly said that I needed someone that can sexually satisfy me and you can't do that with a wet noodle.
e426fe No.2282696
>>2282693
>>2282694
Learn your drugs, tell them what not to prescribe.
f4e440 No.2282697
>>2282691
The hormones are also daddy's money
As well as the antidepressants, anti-anxiety, and anti-migraine pills
>>2282692
People aren't obligated to be attracted to every member of their preferred sex
ded9de No.2282698
>>2282697
they dont think that
42c22c No.2282699
>>2282696
nah doctors are the BIG evil and drugs are satan's jizz
598b5c No.2282700
>>2282697
Oh my god just end your life, you leach.
Or maybe we can go out on a date uwu
f4e440 No.2282701
>>2282696
I don't take amphetamines or antpsychotics because they make things horrible
Back in the day every overactive kid was on the medical crack called adderal and when I told my high school therapist I was seeing and hearing things they put me on like 5 wrong medications
e426fe No.2282702
>>2282699
Drug companies are bad, dont blame a doctor if you swallow a pill you dont know about and I'm sure you wouldnt want to extend a consultation just to educate yourself when its a free thing.
Theres a number of drugs I waiver prescription for with an alternative, doctors arent retarded so they dont see the justification as a drug grab if you make sense.
>>2282701
Access to information hopefully will change that.
The only information concerning drugs for most of our parents generations was from the doctors, at the time most research chems where used and pushed far more liberally.
42c22c No.2282703
>>2282702
I was being sarcastic
e426fe No.2282704
>>2282703
I was making conversation.
42c22c No.2282705
>>2282704
I'm too tired for that
I should have gone to bed a long time ago
but I'm a dumb bitch so here I am
e426fe No.2282706
>>2282705
I didnt know you were being sarcastic too
42c22c No.2282707
>>2282706
can you tuck me in
87b7b2 No.2282709
>>2282686
Crazy like how?
like does coke at anime conventions crazy or crazy crazy
b174c3 No.2282712
b174c3 No.2282713