706fac No.2274679
Which VDs Bebop is about to get?
e3c72e No.2274683
all the world's a stage...
e3c72e No.2274684
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e3c72e No.2274688
I need to restart Contrapoints. was distracted texting a sub.
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5c4a02 No.2274691
Sometimes life sucks but sometimes you get to shit talk coworkers you hate with coworkers you like
f1095a No.2274692
>>2274691
You ruined his streak of posting alone.
Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
94c60a No.2274693
I should watch contrapoints but god damn if their video style isnt grating
e3c72e No.2274694
>>2274693
it's mostly podcastish with some cutaways and segments
94c60a No.2274695
>>2274694
I got maybe 3 minutes into the videos i watched before i decided i couldnt stand to watch any more of that shit
5c4a02 No.2274696
>>2274692
No I'm gonna lay in bed and think about all the mistakes I've made ever
e3c72e No.2274697
>>2274695
I'm so sorry you had to experience that
e3c72e No.2274698
94c60a No.2274700
>>2274697
It was awful, ill never watch another video on the internet again
e3c72e No.2274701
>>2274700
at least you tried
94c60a No.2274702
5c4a02 No.2274703
>>2274702
I do it all the time
Basically all of the time
94c60a No.2274704
>>2274703
I try to avoid that shit, but shit always finds a way to elbow itself into my thoughts
5c4a02 No.2274705
>>2274704
It's like 80% of everything I think about
94c60a No.2274706
>>2274705
You need to sort that out tbh
5c4a02 No.2274707
>>2274706
It's a real problem for me because I spend most of my time depressed and suicidal
e3c72e No.2274708
someone convince me to or not to take another shot
f1095a No.2274709
>>2274708
Do it. For Revy.
e3c72e No.2274710
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e3c72e No.2274716
someone convince me to or not to take another shot
e3c72e No.2274718
f1095a No.2274719
e3c72e No.2274720
e3c72e No.2274721
>>2274717
>>2274717
>>2274717
>>2274717
for Ikt
a truly underapprecaited poster.
f1095a No.2274723
It's true. Deep down we all love you Ikt.
Ya dumb Dutch gook.
e3c72e No.2274724
ac5141 No.2274726
ac5126 No.2274728
>>2274723
Don't speak for me.
3bdd5f No.2274729
Spec added me on Steam tonight
I think he wants cummies
3bdd5f No.2274730
*last night
good mornyan everypone n.n
ac5126 No.2274731
>>2274729
He wanted cummies long before that.
f1095a No.2274732
>>2274728
You can't hide your feelings forever.
ac5126 No.2274733
>>2274732
Much as you can't hide your cummy thirst.
f1095a No.2274734
>>2274733
I only want Erio's though, so don't get your hopes up.
ac5126 No.2274735
>>2274734
Too late, my hopes were up and now I'm heartbroken.
f1095a No.2274736
>>2274735
Well you can always just lust after Erio with me. He wouldn't mind.
7dd9e9 No.2274737
>>2274723
what test said
>>2274729
of course he does
>>2274734
thats a lie
3bdd5f No.2274738
>>2274731
Shio-chan posted my butt on Buttfox's board so I think Spec really wants to give me the osculum infame now too
I think I'm pretty close to e-fucking him and it'll just take a random mood when he's online at the same time as me some day
>>2274737
Yeah I just like meme-ing about it cause he's a sub and gets off to memes like that
f1095a No.2274739
>>2274737
Be nice to poor Ikt, he dindu nuffin.
>that's a lie
Where is proofs?
7dd9e9 No.2274740
>>2274738
>give me the osculum infame
is that latin or something
>Yeah I just like meme-ing about it cause he's a sub and gets off to memes like that
no hes """asexual"""
>>2274739
>gook
>dindu nuffin
>Where is proofs?
>>2274736
>>2274734
f1095a No.2274741
>>2274740
That just means Test and I will both go after Erio. Silly.
7dd9e9 No.2274742
>>2274741
sure thing you asexual
f1095a No.2274743
>>2274742
Let go of ur hate.
842def No.2274744
ac5126 No.2274745
>>2274742
Don't listen. No mercy.
11dc01 No.2274747
>ywn be choked out by rikka
c9518a No.2274751
>>2274749
the psychadelic police
11dc01 No.2274752
It fell out of somebodies pocket
29b260 No.2274756
>>2274749
Which one is that
29b260 No.2274758
29b260 No.2274760
>>2274759
I don't understand why she has such a huge cult type following
a54d38 No.2274761
62aaa4 No.2274763
>>2274760
a lot of people must like her personality or something. she's just too skinny still even a few days ago. That with just being a random youtuber, I'd pass on it, except for webm making.
a54d38 No.2274764
e581a1 No.2274765
I was only 9 years old.
I loved SCANNER so much
I capped all his posts and saved all his images of Hex Maniac
Every night I pray for SCANNER, thanking for all the twisted fun he provides
'SCANNER is Love', I say 'SCANNER is Life'
My dad hears me and calls me a looney.
I knew he was jealous of my devotion to SCANNER
I call him a twat.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I feel a warmth approach me
It was SCANNER.
I'm so happy.
He whispers to me
'/scanimus when?'
He then gets me out of my bed and reaches into his canvas bag.
I'm ready.
I open my own canvas bag for SCANNER.
He gives me a load of weed, ecstasy and Dungeons and Dragons character sheets.
It hurts so much, but I do it for SCANNER.
I feel my bag tearing as he fills it with drugs and sheets.
He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my sack.
My dad walks in.
SCANNER looks him straight in the eye and says
'Roll a d20'
SCANNER leaves through my window.
SCANNER is love.
SCANNER is life.
62aaa4 No.2274766
>>2274764
Everyone was having fun last night on here. I was in bed during it all though. I bet you could have gotten an e-lap dance from cooki.
>>2274765
what's the model number though?
e581a1 No.2274767
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2274766
model number for what?
a54d38 No.2274768
>>2274766
wait... cookis back?
29b260 No.2274769
You thought you were safe now that Halloween had passed? HA
>>2274763
Do you make them?
a54d38 No.2274770
fucking what i get for having to bed early... fuck
a54d38 No.2274771
62aaa4 No.2274772
>>2274767
Well, you're talking about a scanner. I have one but i think the software for it sucks.
>>2274768
Yeah. You might find yesterday's thread worthy of reading. She's bicycling it seems and cock milking. All the stuff started about here >>2274471
>>2274769
Some. Half of what I have.
e581a1 No.2274773
>>2274770
Bed is good though, it's good to be a lazy bones.
e581a1 No.2274775
>>2274772
Oh right, I don't know how to respond. You know I was making a Shrek is Love SCANNER edition copypasta, but if I were to say 'but I meant me', I would sound like an idiot.
So please give me a shovel so I can dig myself out of this mess.
a54d38 No.2274776
>>2274772
thats a whooole lotta catching up... lol
tldr
>>2274773
i need my beauty sleep man
fuck knows the ugly stick was not kind
62aaa4 No.2274777
>>2274775
nah. no need. I'm just a fuckin' around.
4f267c No.2274778
SOMEONE SAY "WHERE THE SCOOT?"
a54d38 No.2274779
>>2274778
i was thinking of you when i took a poo
e581a1 No.2274781
>>2274776
I think I dreamt that I put my clothes in the toilet.
Why you went to bed early? There are so much fun to have in night.
>>2274777
Nice trips. I'm bad at when people fuck around because I'm so gullible and naive I fall into traps all the time.
Plus, cumming over the balcony? That's just mean. What you up to?
a54d38 No.2274782
>>2274781
had to work early this morning
62aaa4 No.2274783
>>2274776
She was trying to seduce Squash. It might have worked a good amount. She um... needs to just post her stuff and not give them to people on discord/steam.
>>2274781
Well, i don't think he was cumming on anyone. It's a funny thought though.
Just fucking around for the moment.
a54d38 No.2274784
>>2274783
yeh... im old enough to be her daddy
a54d38 No.2274785
a54d38 No.2274786
it would kinda be nice if lexi came back
e581a1 No.2274787
>>2274782
Well that's shit. I forgot what you work as.
Hope you've eaten, can't go back from work without something to eat.
>>2274783
Yeah, I'm just waiting on for the battlecup. Wondering where the sauce from the first webm you posted me. Haven't fapped in 3 days.
4f267c No.2274788
Why? SO you can do a Anon-Sama leer?
a54d38 No.2274790
>>2274787
nah, im done at this point... it was 5 to 10 am
>>2274788
so i can be your daddy too
>>2274789
kinda want a tshirt that just says "sama old"
im sure doots can make this happen
62aaa4 No.2274791
>>2274786
Yep. Looks like she hasn't been on steam in over a year.
>>2274790
I know the feeling oh too well.
one day you realized that it's been 6 years ago since whatever happened that you are remembering. Then 10 years goes by after that and you remember it's been 10 years ago since that 6 years passed.
>>2274787
What about this? https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58336d1961c3e
e581a1 No.2274792
>>2274790
Shiieet, that's early.
I gotta tidy up my house tomorrow, last night I had a fun night with my mate Chris. Drinkan and smokan. Feels good to have a IRL good friend. Thinking about going to Liverpool tomorrow to meet up with this girl, just to hang out.
4f267c No.2274793
>>2274790
Youare old enough to be my great grandfather,
e581a1 No.2274794
>>2274791
Thanks Anon, I'm in the mood for some good hentai, not sure if I'll fully watch this though. I need something new.
a54d38 No.2274795
>>2274791
ikr
>>2274791
thinking my brain melted a little there
>>2274793
lol... get off my lawn and keep your grubby hands off my aarp benefits
4f267c No.2274796
>>2274795
Time to put out to pasture.
a54d38 No.2274797
>>2274796
>im not already there tbh
4f267c No.2274798
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!!!!!
62aaa4 No.2274799
>>2274794
Dam. i have some webms but i'm not too learned on hentai.
>>2274795
Like I started posting X years ago and that was Y years after college.
a54d38 No.2274801
>>2274798
idek... time to stop posting
and just die
a54d38 No.2274802
oh doots...
consider it a retirement present
a54d38 No.2274803
ill have them bury me in it
7ce908 No.2274804
>>2274754
hold the power button
29b260 No.2274805
Isn't your burial next week?
a54d38 No.2274806
>>2274805
aye... legit ded soon, so
29b260 No.2274807
>>2274806
I thought you died last month
62aaa4 No.2274808
e581a1 No.2274809
>>2274799
I'm fine for webms now, now I'm looking for funny shit to watch. This YLYL challenges on youtube don't even make me smirk. Only find one funny clip in a thousand.
62aaa4 No.2274810
>>2274809
Im just sayin i have webms of a lot of stuff that i'm not well-versed in.
a54d38 No.2274811
>>2274807
i saw a white light and Wish at the end of the tunnel, i had to turn back
a54d38 No.2274812
62aaa4 No.2274813
>>2274812
well, you can wear it but for posting, not dying.
29b260 No.2274814
e581a1 No.2274815
>>2274810
Yeah, I'm so well versed in hentai I know where caps come from aheago faces.
a54d38 No.2274816
>>2274813
if i HAVE to
>>2274814
i know it was leading me to the 7th level of hell
a54d38 No.2274817
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62aaa4 No.2274819
>>2274815
What i knew is now old so i don't know a lot of stuffs anymore.
>>2274816
Shit talk some people and they'll show up I bet.
e581a1 No.2274821
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2274819
>>2274819
You sure have a damn good collection of webms, I just post my shit from youtube. Need to start collecting funny shit.
62aaa4 No.2274822
>>2274821
I'm trying to find a cum chicken sandwich webm that I made from a video. I've been through nearly everything. Now I'm sorting by name instead of date so i can keep track of what I've gone through so far.
>>2274820
I wish. He was last night.
4c34f8 No.2274823
Why is tik-tok so popular suddenly?
I thought it used to be a chink knock-off to give the Chinese a similar thing to vine or snapchat but it seems to have suddenly surpassed what it apparently was supposed to be a copy of.
62aaa4 No.2274824
>>2274823
Maybe since they advertise. I've seen an ad for them in my messenger app on my phone too many times.
I like thots without the music.
>>2274822
>>2274821
fucking found it. FINALLY... after days.
5b3b44 No.2274825
>>2274823
'Cause musical.ly got merged into TikTok
fdd951 No.2274826
I'm trying to find a cum chicken sandwich
e581a1 No.2274827
>>2274824
>>2274822
Was just looking at Goblin Slayer, damn it's sorta brutal. Dumb kids get punkt.
62aaa4 No.2274828
>>2274827
So since this poster here >>2274826 Wishes to gobble a semen poultry sammich, would that be like a wish slayer? Does wish get punkt?
e581a1 No.2274829
>>2274822
>>2274824
And I forgot to mention, porn can be so silly at times.
e581a1 No.2274830
>>2274828
Yeah, I was just distracted so I didn't know what to post about. Oh, I gotta go for dota2 battlecup, talk to you later. Wish always gets punkt.
62aaa4 No.2274831
>>2274829
That's the ones i keep the most is the funny ones. otherwise it's just genital frickin mostly.
fdd951 No.2274832
>would that be like a wish slayer?
I wish I could make little girls piss themselves.
29b260 No.2274833
62aaa4 No.2274834
>>2274832
I bet you I could but that would be mean. Their dads would beat me up and their moms would claw me.
e581a1 No.2274836
I think I missed the battle cup. Fuck my life.
62aaa4 No.2274837
>>2274835
wat wut wot?
I do have a couple little girls that i picked up a few days ago. they are like 11 or so. One of the moms wanted me to since she was real busy. I took them to her house.
One of them owns the duck in the vid. She's in pink shorts.
3bdd5f No.2274839
Kanra's such a pussy boy, Trudeau's liberal toy, fights online are that fag's only source of joy
Ride me faggot don't be coy, your chink ass I'll employ, so hurry up on over here, by my cock you'll be destroyed
e581a1 No.2274840
>>2274839
Sick rhymes m80.
Wish I had something to wax lyrical about.
All I got is college, DnD, cigarettes and videogames.
62aaa4 No.2274842
>>2274841
well yeah. I kinda was spinning my tires on purpose at an intersection. They put sand on the road for some reason and it was making clouds so I made my own cloud.
3bdd5f No.2274843
>>2274840
I just did it about random nonsense that's kind of corny; just stuff that popped in my head
I don't even dislike Kanra and I'm not even horny; I should probably go to bed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rhyming like that can increase your IQ; I'm sure Kanra would agree that that's true
fdd951 No.2274844
>>2274842
Hark you to the tumultuous heavens.
e581a1 No.2274846
>>2274843
Wow, love your cadence, like your style.
It's shit like that which makes me smile.
Can't think of anymore rhymes, sorry.
Otherwise I would've kept this train of thought up. How have you been? I got rolling tobaccoo and energy drinks, I'm a content cunt.
3bdd5f No.2274847
>>2274846
I think being sleepy might actually make it easier for me 🤔
I'll stop for now before it becomes an uncontrollable habit tho
I'm good; just sleepy
Why isn't ur mom posting with you this time? Doesn't she have to supervise u?
fdd951 No.2274848
>>2274845
Nah fuckin cocksucker
e581a1 No.2274849
>>2274847
She doesn't visit because she's stuck in the loony bin and got sectioned. She'll be out soon though.
And I don't need supervision, I'm a good boy.
fdd951 No.2274851
>>2274850
How many cocks have you sucked?
62aaa4 No.2274852
>>2274851
i'm sorry. that don't sound very appealing to me so i'mma post this appealing pic to exorcism that bad penis-mouth thought.
3bdd5f No.2274853
>>2274849
Scanner's mama, his daddy's wife
She'll suck my cock the rest of her life
When she comes back, I'll hit that pussy
Her big ass I'll ransack, so thicc and juicy
She might be a bit crazy, but baby
I've e-fucked Blood-chan so, it's all gravy
I'm used to your mama's type, my man, and damn, my dick'll take her mind of shit
I admit it, I'll hit it, and she won't forget it
Once she gets on my cock she never will quit it
e581a1 No.2274855
>>2274853
Damn you Erio, don't like it when you talk about my mama like that. What have you been up to? I don't feel like I got much to talk about, thinking about going to bed early.
3bdd5f No.2274856
>>2274855
Just been fucking around with poetry a bunch while I listen to nigger music
I'm building skills
Are u drunk
3bdd5f No.2274857
Scanner u always talk about having not much to talk about instead of just shitposting whatever comes to mind like I do
Follow me, my child
e581a1 No.2274858
>>2274856
Nah, had my fun last night. Now I'm on the energy drinks. I don't really drink anymore, can't be arsed with it. I'll probably get drunk for xmas. I don't really feel like drinking nowadays.
>>2274857
Teach me how to be a good shitposter, sensei.
fdd951 No.2274860
3bdd5f No.2274861
>>2274858
Alcohol is kind of draining uwu
I told you how in that post though; just post whatever comes to mind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11dc01 No.2274862
3bdd5f No.2274863
I'm not sure if this is what you're talking about cause I didn't read everything but who WOULDN'T suck ikt's dick
e581a1 No.2274864
>>2274861
Ok, penny for my thoughts? I got you.
What comes to mind is that I like watching food programs on youtube whilst I eat.
Just ate a chicken, bacon and sweetcorn pasta salad. Was yummy. Was also watching Top 10 Epic Man vs Food challenges on Watchmojo
fdd951 No.2274865
>>2274862
You want MFF to suck your dick too?
fdd951 No.2274867
>>2274866
Ohh, you want to suck my dick?
3bdd5f No.2274868
I just wanna get dikt by ikt~
I wanna have ikt's dick to lick~
I just wanna get dikt by ikt~
I'll swallow all his cummies until I get sick~
>>2274864
Damn I should probably eat soon I just realized
I don't think I've ever had a "pasta salad" 🤔 Sounds unamerican
11dc01 No.2274869
>>2274867
Girls don't have dicks.
e581a1 No.2274870
>>2274868
If you ever come to England, I'll show you the most British sammich ever.
It's called the binlid and it is bacon, egg, blackpudding and sausage all in a big circular barm. It's really good. I'd like to try American food.
fdd951 No.2274871
>>2274869
I'm a boy though.
11dc01 No.2274872
>>2274871
[citation needed]
3bdd5f No.2274873
I'm so tired of that ikt being shy about his giant penis
I want him to fuck me just like I'm a cartoon loli Venus
Give me something good to eat, like ikt cummies on spaghetti
Give me something good to eat, ikt cummies, I'm his Betty
>>2274870
Definitely want to try blackpudding but I'm not sure how it would taste
It's like, congealed blood, right? Dried blood is 🤔 usually gross
250e82 No.2274874
>>2274871
No you're not shut up
b55043 No.2274875
e581a1 No.2274876
>>2274873
Yeah, it doesn't really taste bad. It tastes good. Can't describe how it tastes, it's meaty that's for damn sure. Crumbles in your mouth.
62aaa4 No.2274878
>>2274860
the clit is a mini dick. 1 works
250e82 No.2274879
>>2274877
Don't try to pretend I haven't seen your vagina and MASSIVE TITS
11dc01 No.2274880
>>2274877
Those were your nuts?!
3bdd5f No.2274881
>>2274875
True, Betty is actually Test's irl name
I have a much cuter girl name
>>2274876
Do u have any crazy British people foods that use non-congealed blood
fdd951 No.2274882
>>2274878
Uh
>>2274879
>MASSIVE TITS
I was flat tho
>>2274880
._.
250e82 No.2274883
>>2274882
Did you get a reduction? Color me sad :(
b55043 No.2274884
>>2274881
betty would be a fine name for a dinner lady, and who doesnt love a busty mare who makes delicious pudding and custard?
e581a1 No.2274885
>>2274881
Not sure, that's the only crazy British thing we have.
We got brown sauce, that's worth a try on potato fries.
250e82 No.2274887
>>2274886
No, I spell things the right way
Fucking socialist letter-redistributor
fdd951 No.2274890
250e82 No.2274891
>>2274889
Your fake tears have no effect on me
fdd951 No.2274892
>>2274891
I think that was a bead of sweat.
250e82 No.2274893
>>2274892
Your meat sweats have no effect on me
fdd951 No.2274895
>>2274893
She's a vampire, she just drinks blood.
e581a1 No.2274896
Going to bed early, nini cuties.
250e82 No.2274897
>>2274895
Can you get the meat sweats from blood? I'd assume so
250e82 No.2274899
>>2274898
I suppose I'll believe you, you're the meat expert after all ;)
053caf No.2274900
Look at the mourners, bloody-great hypocrites
Isn't it grand, boys, to be bloody-well dead?
Let's not have a sniffle, let's have a bloody-good cry
And always remember: The longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody-well die
11dc01 No.2274902
250e82 No.2274903
>>2274901
Yes, yes you are.
29b260 No.2274904
053caf No.2274905
Who is bunny gorl senpai?
250e82 No.2274907
11dc01 No.2274908
fdd951 No.2274909
>>2274905
This one
>
>>2274907
Fight me on Soto's front lawn
053caf No.2274910
>>2274909
I don't understand.
250e82 No.2274911
>>2274909
>implying he has one of those
29b260 No.2274913
>>2274905
Anime series. It's pretty good
fdd951 No.2274915
>>2274914
Shoukoujo was shit
959414 No.2274920
>>2274914
>mfw Tiny Evil got an OVA
959414 No.2274921
>>2274914
>mfw Tiny Evil got an OVA
4d42aa No.2274922
>>2274919
i shouldn't have ;;'d
fdd951 No.2274923
>>2274922
Cause it's a dead giveaway? :3
4d42aa No.2274924
>>2274923
yeah i think luka and i are the only people who do that and she would never post 3dpd
250e82 No.2274925
fdd951 No.2274928
>>2274924
I ;; a lot too, but I'm Canadian.
4d42aa No.2274929
>>2274928
i really think it's the only way to ironically cry
250e82 No.2274930
>>2274927
Sup bud, how ya been?
fdd951 No.2274931
>>2274929
I do it unironically too though
62aaa4 No.2274932
>>2274915
sighhh
>>2274920
im just well versed in dumb
4d42aa No.2274933
>>2274930
been a little better. i started taking anti-anxiety meds and they're finally starting to calm me down a little. i am still pretty jacked up on cortisol i think. i started therapy lol. oh and i'm going to AA in like a half hour. i still drink a couple glasses of wine on sundays but i kinda like hearing stories from people who are way worse off than me. like some of these bitches sucked dick for crack and shit. p cool
how about you?
>>2274931
ew. never let them see you cry
250e82 No.2274935
>>2274933
Wow you're a bit worn out and busted now huh? Are you going to AA because you want to or because you have to?
I'm good, just hanging out and playing vidya gaems
4d42aa No.2274936
>>2274934
yeah i guess it's alright to do anonymously
>>2274935
yeah man i kinda just couldn't take it anymore. i felt i was losing control and it scared me. because i want to and i don't really have enough things to keep me busy. it's like my mind is moving way too fast since i quite smoking and my body can't keep up and freaks out and starts shaking and shit. it's pretty scary. that's cool man. maybe i should start playing again. i need things to do. i tried to read start reading the big book but only got through like one story. these AA people are pretty weird tbh, but it's good to get out and interact with the other weirdos.
4d42aa No.2274937
ugh i suck at posting sober ;;
184b8b No.2274938
>>2274937
You seem to be doing it regardless.
250e82 No.2274939
>>2274936
Were you starting to like drink on workdays and feel bad at work and stuff?
If you do start playing games get a PS4 and Soul Calibur 6 and play with me :D What big book?
>>2274937
You're doing fine, don't worry about it
fdd951 No.2274940
>>2274936
But I barely get attention if I'm anon!
4d42aa No.2274941
>>2274938
did i read that you and nezi are dating?
>>2274939
no like i've been drinking way less since i stopped smoking. i would go to marijuana anonymous but there really aren't meetings around. and i feel myself wanting to drink more and i figure a support group is a support group. addictions are pretty similar. trying to escape reality and what not. the big book is like their bible. dude gave it to me on the first meeting and i figured i should at least try to read it
ugh i don't really want to buy anything. can't we like just play some online flash games?
>>2274940
i-i would notice you x////x
5dab7a No.2274942
250e82 No.2274943
>>2274941
>marijuana anonymous
LOL that exists? What even. That book sounds lame btw.
YOU WILL BUY IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
5dab7a No.2274945
I just watched the south park episode where AA is likened to a religious cultlike thing where god isn't like, required, but they be heavy putting it on you
How accurate is that
fdd951 No.2274946
>>2274941
Even with an American flag?
184b8b No.2274947
>>2274945
https://www.alcohol.org/alcoholics-anonymous/
Hard for Got not to be required when he's in most of the steps.
5dab7a No.2274948
>>2274947
Wow, they really do that
I thought south park was just being very hyperbolic
4d42aa No.2274949
>>2274943
yeah there are actually such things. yeah it seems pretty lame so far. and i'm not even sure i want to stop drinking all together. as i said i just kinda like hearing about people's rock bottoms. i guess i'm not really going for the right reason but i toss a fiver in the collection basket.
>>2274944
i've been trying!
>>2274945
well they talk about god in like most of the steps and mantras but they say that god for you can just be like a power larger than you
the whole idea is for you to realize that you are powerless over your addiction and you need to give in to the higher power outside yourself
i donno it works for some people
>>2274946
you know i would probably still have suspicions. i think i have your typing profile down by now
4d42aa No.2274951
shit gotta go talk about god and hold hands with strangers. later losers
250e82 No.2274952
>>2274949
Eh, i'd say it's successful if you get anything at all out of it honestly
>>2274951
Have fun
5dab7a No.2274953
5dab7a No.2274954
184b8b No.2274956
>>2274949
Not enough, evidently.
fdd951 No.2274957
>>2274949
I've gotten pretty good at recognizing and modifying my typing profile.
>>2274954
She's a goat.
250e82 No.2274958
>>2274957
Degenerates like drawing her with horse penis
5dab7a No.2274959
>>2274957
I don't think you can prove that to me.
2d7fa9 No.2274960
damn, the only people on are Tracer, Colbs, and Tenka?
2d7fa9 No.2274962
>>2274961
Oh, don't apologize.. you're beta enough.
You should have said, 'Fukken RIGHT' or something. Be bolder, more confident.
4f267c No.2274966
The Rare Scootalooo Drink posting.
2d7fa9 No.2274967
>>2274966
that's what is up.
250e82 No.2274968
>>2274965
Get triggered nerd
4f267c No.2274970
>>2274967
The positive of drinking at the town pubs. They kick out at 11:30pm, always home for 11:45pm for shit posting.
>>2274969
2d7fa9 No.2274971
>>2274968
trigger me harder.
not twice as hard, try six times as hard.
let's see something original.
62aaa4 No.2274972
need to shred wish's poon
250e82 No.2274973
>>2274969
Good evening
>>2274971
idk what actually triggers you, nor do I really care enough to test it
4f267c No.2274975
4f267c No.2274976
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>>2274974
How is it going girl, Old England pub posting. How goes coot patoot?
>revertigo to FOB
2d7fa9 No.2274977
>>2274970
Nice, I'm just being boring and Canadian and hanging out at 5pm with a repurposed resealable rockstar energy drink container, 710ml, which can tote a full on vodka bottle if you're into that.
>>2274973
It's not possible to do so; I existed before triggers were invented and I had my own personal shit together way before selling yourself online was a thing too.
4b4aa7 No.2274978
>>2274976
wew^^
just chillin one more shift til days off
whatcha drinkan??
250e82 No.2274979
>>2274974
Watching Soul Calibur combo videos lol
You should get that game btw, do you still have your PS4?
>>2274977
Good, removes the incentive to try. Thanks for giving me a reason not to try, I always appreciate validation
4f267c No.2274980
>>2274977
>rockstar
>resealable
This shit IS revolutionary. I am saying that honesdtly. I could do with a high caffeine brand haing resealableness in England. Shiet. Feels like you gotta shotgun drinks here. Sort of.
4f267c No.2274982
>>2274978
Newkie Broon(newcastle brown ale), Guinness and Bierra Moretti.
AND now some Spanish Cerveza we have at home on tap... Yes, we have a in-house draught machine. Yeet.
ONE.MORE. SHIFT.
Tomorrow is my respite day. So I am being the alcogol.
YAK YAK YAK.
2d7fa9 No.2274983
>>2274979
I played Taki even back when Soul Blade was an Arcade machine. I don't care if they made her tits bigger, she was a quick and precise character. Definitely my go-to, but I was weak against one really good Kilik player in my time, for that I would use Talim... shh
>>2274980
I know right, the metal cap with the plastic spacer, you can remove it and clean it out and everything, I love the bottles, keep them around cause they pressurize too!
4b4aa7 No.2274984
>>2274979
nah.
pc mastur raec
>>2274982
very nice^^
that's p ballin tho. we got one of those jager machines once, that was 3crazy5me.
be careful :p
2d7fa9 No.2274985
>>2274981
attack the lead wolf immediately, yelling loudly.
250e82 No.2274986
>>2274983
Talim and Taki are my favorites, actually. Recently I've been trying Astaroth because Talim is too weak to opponents with long reach
>>2274984
Boo. I wish my comp was good enough to play SC6 :(
fdd951 No.2274988
>>2274972
Put my vagina in a blender
2d7fa9 No.2274989
>>2274986
yeah she's just a little furball at close range, Taki would be my main and I might grudgingly use Mitsurugi against heavy, long-reach opponents. timing dodges is really how to handle reach/dmg builds. Taki's exceptionally agile for that purpose.
4f267c No.2274990
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>>2274983
They pressurize? Oh?
>>2274984
YEET, Wish we had a JAGER machine where we were. Worst thing about kick out at 11:20pm, os being between bars at that time... NO ENTRY.
Which is what happened to me and my friend.
YIKES. But we live to fight another day.
have this song
>
What will you do with your time of honey?
4b4aa7 No.2274991
watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion♫
2d7fa9 No.2274992
>>2274990
yes sir when you reseal the metal cans they keep it pressurized for later, that's why it's designed as a 710ml.. but it works really great for mixed alcoholic drinks
this is the container I used for 1/4 gin, 1/4 apple juice and 1/2 ginger ale - roughly 10% alc, good taste and carbonated slightly.
seals and goes where you go. two of these will fuck you right up.
4f267c No.2274994
>>2274992
Truly a life hack. I want this. I need to write down this booze alchemy.
2d7fa9 No.2274995
>>2274994
I'm not saying I'm a booze alchemist but now that you've brought it up..
250e82 No.2274996
>>2274987
Hmm?
>>2274989
Mhmm, she's got a lot of good combos at close range.
I should really play more Taki, I've not played her more than Talim but she has better tools for dealing with ranged opponents... I'll look into it
4f267c No.2274997
>>2274995
Now, that the subject has been broached...
4b4aa7 No.2274998
>>2274996
i wonder if mine's good enuff
2d7fa9 No.2274999
you can ninja the plastic wrap off the top, do your alchemy, and walk into an event like it's store bought.
250e82 No.2275000
>>2274998
Well it runs on Unreal Engine so if it can run other games on the same engine I'd assume it reasonably could
2d7fa9 No.2275001
even pop the top with that delicious carbonated pop and offer someone a drink.
the combination I posted earlier is so vague that people who don't drink these won't fucking know the difference. it'll taste slightly weird and gross and they'll be like 'nah'
but it's really your alcoholic beverage
4f267c No.2275003
>>2274999
>>2275001
WALKING INTO A GIG WITH A 2-uP DRINK. mONEY SAVER.,
2d7fa9 No.2275004
>>2275003
yeah shit man, I take my 710 to work.
it's big, and it reseals. it keeps carbonation in, and it loves to get cold fast because it's just a thin layer of metal.
Just don't tell my boss I cut my 'water' with 'vodka'
4f267c No.2275005
Last gig I went to, I bought like 8 pints of beer. Was pretty lairy.
2d7fa9 No.2275006
oh, it does get dented a lot, not really even a problem, and it cleans up way better than a thin-neck plastic bottle. I love these cans, they're awesome.
4f267c No.2275007
>>2275004
Ay, LMAO, Living the real lifestyle.
2d7fa9 No.2275008
>>2275005
can't imagine what you paid. fuck bar prices, let alone show prices
4f267c No.2275009
MOST CHILL LIVE MUSIC EVENT HAPPENING
I was at a festival, watching System of a Down, and a geezer just gives me a blunt out of nowhere. PARTY TIEMU.
>>2275008
It was a weekend away, so... I was duped. But it was Tegan and Sara so.
2d7fa9 No.2275010
if I actually attended a show with a band I liked, I wouldn't even want to get drunk. I would just take it in.
and at the end, not be out of it enough to consider approaching the band members, last thing I would ever want would be to erroneously harrass one of my heroes
2d7fa9 No.2275011
>>2275009
son of a bitch you got tegan and sara too?!
fuck me, I don't have a passport and it takes like 3-5 months to get one. I've looked into it, I need at least five people whom I've known for 3 years minimum to vouch for me that I am the person on my ID....
I can't even hop the border into Wash State to catch SK or SP :<
4f267c No.2275012
>>2275011
And um, Metric are playing Glasgow in 3 weeks time... Might have ticket to that.
How is this possible.
I always figured NA friends had a better deal with gigs.
IT TAKES THAT MUCH FOR A PASSPORT???
shit son.
4f267c No.2275014
>>2275013
I mean, I am happy for the gig opportunirty, but... Wish I could help a chiri out with that gig.
Suppose this is my "this year gig" of the year, next year is Fleetwood Mac.
2d7fa9 No.2275015
>>2275012
yeah idk when I was a kid we didn't need a passport to go to the USA, but 9/11 happened
and, well, I never got a passport as an adult so now yeah they basically force you to have friends for 3 years who act as references for your passport application.
It straight up fucks me over because I can't leave the country I was born in unless people can verify my identity, also really need to get a new photo ID card .. if I had known all of this shit 3 years ago, I would have gotten my BC ID and health card already
250e82 No.2275016
Astaroth's character is so good in this game
Man they did a good job
2d7fa9 No.2275017
>>2275014
if I could go back to 1995 the top 3 concerts I would see would be Battershell, Veruca Salt, and Green Day.
Shampoo would have been in GB at the time and likely not touring.
4f267c No.2275018
>>2275015
Lame as Fuck, I am pleased our passport laws... atm... are a little more lax. I dont have to worry about mine until 2027.
Jet set tiemu.
I need to save my money.
Family holidays for the next 2 years are Santorini and then Thailand, potentially.
Got git them ladyboyzzz ay.
4f267c No.2275020
>>2275017
>veruca salt
>greenday in their prime
You got me there. Hng. Was it a good show. for both?
2d7fa9 No.2275021
>>2275020
I said, I -would-
.. I -wish-
Wasn't there., no.. :<
4f267c No.2275022
>>2275021
F U C C
Fuck this gay earth.
250e82 No.2275023
Playing Astaroth against people's create-a-character anime weeb shit is hilarious
CRUSH THE WEEABOOS
250e82 No.2275024
...he said as he eagerly awaits 2B's addition to the game
4f267c No.2275025
250e82 No.2275026
2B is shorthand for BIG BOOTY
4f267c No.2275028
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tom Brady in their inbox.
250e82 No.2275030
Poor Scoots, screaming into the void
4f267c No.2275031
A true scootalooo drink thread is ME posting at the void.
250e82 No.2275032
I'll drink to that
Scoots are good people.
4f267c No.2275033
At least they are people, I guess. Fuck. Still build that wall though.
4f267c No.2275034
>waiting for more active posters like
2d7fa9 No.2275035
the void never posts back,
have a drink
4f267c No.2275037
Drink into the void long enough, and the void drinks into you.
4f267c No.2275039
>>2275038
It cannot be helped
dan-san
4f267c No.2275042