46f88d No.2261881
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Nine Inch Nails? Or Johnny Cash? I don't Care! Bash the Fash! Edition.
a70be8 No.2261886
>>2261882
*Trying to find something interesting in this*
ee68ac No.2261887
there is nothing wrong with being fascist
ee68ac No.2261889
>>2261886
the glue would leave trails and if say you only had so much space to drive in. it'd become harder over time.
ee68ac No.2261891
>>2261888
human rights are a social construct which loose all meaning if you remove the various systems which support them.
>>2261890
straight as.
a70be8 No.2261892
>>2261889
Let's be honest....
I already have theme, i just need to clarify many moment's, but i'm lazy
ee68ac No.2261894
>>2261892
get to it or I'll tiredly unload shitty video game ideas at you.
>>2261893
equality is a practical lie.
a70be8 No.2261896
>>2261894
> shitty video game ideas
Game about your life?
e039a7 No.2261897
anerica hours are approaching you commies
ee68ac No.2261898
>>2261895
robots will not give everyone everything they'll ever need.
>>2261896
a video game about a torch whose light it produces also provides thrust but you have to navigate a maze of mirrors and if the light hits the torch it'll push you into a different direction.
a70be8 No.2261899
>>2261898
No, no no nonononononononono
ee68ac No.2261900
>>2261899
a video game where you're made out of water and if you gain too much momentum and crash into things. you'll loose water and get smaller.
a70be8 No.2261901
>>2261900
I'm gonna kill every spider in my house
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cebad3 No.2261903
What's up commies
Freedom is here
-nukes u all-
cebad3 No.2261904
Scoots why is commies just one letter away from cummies?
ee68ac No.2261905
>>2261901
you knew the score.
a video game about using a lathe.
161c69 No.2261906
>>2261903
do you have an email or steam i can talk to you on
46f88d No.2261907
Robots will give Fascists the freedom they need. Freedom from living.
46f88d No.2261908
Erio. Why is Communism no letter away from PERFECTION?
Bekassa Synonyms
cebad3 No.2261909
>>2261906
Even better, a Discord
Daiakuma#8938
>>2261908
Communism is for lazy people who want cummies to just be distributed to them for free without having to work
161c69 No.2261910
>>2261909
i dont have discord
ee68ac No.2261911
>>2261907
nazis are people too and it's hypocritical to hate a group of people solely based upon the fact that you think they're hateful people.
46f88d No.2261912
>>2261909
You are smarter than this. The meme speak is disgusting. It reminds me of the streets of Washington DC. The Swamp. Where blood and filth are bubbling up from the gutter. A desperation is taking hold. The whores and the politicians, are getting aggitated. They'll start eating each other before long. And when the blood and degeneracy of their actions begins to flood, to drown them. They'll scream out. They'll look up at me, in my perch. They'll beseech me; "Help! Save Us! And I will reply; "NO!".
cebad3 No.2261913
>>2261910
It's not too late to create one
U just want to ask me things like how Buttfox's e-anus felt around my e-cock anyway
>>2261912
Ah yes, good old shifty-face Deadpool
161c69 No.2261914
>>2261913
its more i dont want to, but i guess i will later
ee68ac No.2261916
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do people watch this absolute stupid shit because it's so baffling?
e039a7 No.2261917
>>2261914
succumb to the times like i did
e039a7 No.2261918
>>2261916
its videos like this that convince me that make me think the end is near
46f88d No.2261919
Succumb to ethnic cleansing.
cebad3 No.2261920
Lol who dis
>>2261914
Good boi ♥
>>2261915
Did u finish Citrus
ee68ac No.2261921
>>2261918
he deliberately ruins perfectly functional things. just so he can make his stupid shit.
like what the fuck mate.
46f88d No.2261923
>>2261920
The Manga? I have not taken it up, gomen. I keep getting sidelined by other things and plain old forgetting.
I do need to get my backside in gear. But Skyrim thots and campaigning in anqituity cause great time consumption.
cebad3 No.2261925
>>2261923
Oh the cap u posted in your last post looked like it was from late in the mango but idr
You can cyber people in Skyrim now?
>>2261924
>we will need you to verify you're human
What's wrong? The Japanese are human... Aren't they?
ee68ac No.2261926
>>2261924
I knew it. you're a Zaku.
e039a7 No.2261927
>>2261921
he was born in the wrong timeline, givin the skillset of a post-apocalypse survivor in a perfectly functioning society
e039a7 No.2261929
46f88d No.2261930
>>2261925
>Cyber in Skyrim
Yes, and it is totally degenerate.
ee68ac No.2261931
>>2261930
uninstall those sex mods.
46f88d No.2261932
>>2261931
No. Aela is going to get it.
e039a7 No.2261933
>>2261930
only until the next level of degeneracy is made
ee68ac No.2261934
>>2261932
get away from the werewolf curse. that is.
1ae2b5 No.2261935
>>2261924
maybe it's because
you're an American
using a gosh darn
VEE
PEEN
161c69 No.2261936
>>2261935
what would me using a vpn have to do with it?
and i signed up anyways probably because i used 10minuteail
46f88d No.2261937
>>2261933
I am eager for this, as soon it will be time for TES:VI : Skyrim Redux
ee68ac No.2261938
>>2261935
enjoy your weed. your shit PM got around to finally legalizing.
ee68ac No.2261939
>>2261937
I'll transform it into the switch version with gay spider powers.
46f88d No.2261940
1ae2b5 No.2261941
>>2261936
because many websites demand extra verification when you're trying to use their service from a range of IP addresses they've identified as not-totally-trustworthy, sorta like a blacklist of ranges
which wouldn't be the case if you were just naturally posting from Japan
ee68ac No.2261942
>>2261940
I have them y-you know.
46f88d No.2261943
Not true, Kanra. He could simply be in receipt of a dynamic IP.
161c69 No.2261944
>>2261941
yes because vpns have a magical tag on them that says "im a vpn"
161c69 No.2261945
>>2261943
yes my ip is dynamic
cebad3 No.2261946
>>2261929
I'm really high and want pasta
>>2261930
Skyrim is multiplayer now? Or are u just sex-ing a bunch of AIs
1ae2b5 No.2261947
>>2261943
this guy isn't a nip
he's not even trying
1ae2b5 No.2261948
ee68ac No.2261949
who cares if he is. who cares if he is not.
does being Japanese mean anything more then he's Japanese?
161c69 No.2261950
>>2261949
it does to weebs
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cebad3 No.2261952
It means he's probably a cute femboy
46f88d No.2261953
Does it really matter if Japanon is Japanese or not? They are posting Anonymously. Thus, negating any reliability IN the first place.
Their citizenship is of little concequence as a result.
>>2261946
AI, I guess multiplayer would make it... I dont know, more or less degenerate. Would take the ERP to the next level.
[Player One spreads their asshole]
[Player Two Fus Ro Dahs]
ee68ac No.2261954
>>2261950
more like weeds.
>>2261951
a-?
>>2261952
more likely a guy dressed up like a plastic anime doll.
ee68ac No.2261955
>>2261953
your nationality however....
name three of uks albums.
46f88d No.2261956
>>2261955
I didn't realize the UK was a music artist. What are the specifications for this? Is it ANY British artist?
Because if so; (Whats the Story) Morning Glory, The Joshua Tree and Defferent Class.
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ee68ac No.2261959
>>2261956
thanks for the songs loser. runs away
e039a7 No.2261961
aren't you from china griffin
3b3af3 No.2261962
the natural order is the only just order, let the cummies be distributed where they fall
46f88d No.2261963
Kanra is Canadian, with Chinese anscestry.
c7ee97 No.2261964
Ask the anon about nanking.
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ee68ac No.2261966
>>2261964
where the chinese soldiers blamed the japs for what they did and the rest of the chinks went along with it because they're the kikes of the east?
fe0840 No.2261967
>>2261891
gender is a social construct which loses all meaning if you remove the various systems which support it
I am very intelligent
e039a7 No.2261968
also ask the anon about his loli fetish and sex laws in japan we didnt get enough into that topic last time
e039a7 No.2261969
i have to go into work sadly
ee68ac No.2261970
>>2261967
if you remove the system which supports your gender then you're going to end up with alot of blood all over the place.
>>2261968
the legal age over there used to be 14 and then it went up to 16.
46f88d No.2261971
Japan commited a horrendous attrocity on the Chinese People. Their actions in the Sino-Korean sphere could be postulated as almost OR suppassing that of the Shoah.
fe0840 No.2261972
>>2261970
If you remove the system which supports human rights then you're going to end up with alot of blood all over the place.
I Am Very Intelligent.
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ee68ac No.2261974
>>2261972
did you assume I want them removed like?
fe0840 No.2261976
>>2261974
Only thing I assumed was "wow this sure is a meaningless statement, but this guy probably thought that was profound"
161c69 No.2261977
>>2261963
im not surprised hes a chink
>>2261964
Nanjing is just a chinese lie
>>2261966
yes pretty much
>December 14, 1937
>Dear commander of the Japanese army in Nanking,
>We appreciate that the artillerymen of your army did not attack the Safety Zone. We hope to contact you to make a plan to protect the general Chinese citizens who are staying in the Safety Zone. We will be pleased to cooperate with you in any way to protect the general citizens in this city.
--Chairman of the Nanking International Committee, John H. D. Rabe--
>>2261970
its been 13 for as long as i know, still is
>>2261973
>sign treaty in 1904 to give us takeshima
>ask americans to give it back in 1953
two faced gooks
161c69 No.2261978
>>2261971
Yeah we did such awful things like get rid of slavery, save korea from soviets, save manchuria from nationalists and soviets, build infrastructure in korea, increase the nanjing population from 200,000 to 250,000
161c69 No.2261979
>>2261966
>It was considered necessary to lie to it [the United States], to deceive it, to do anything to persuade America. . . . That was the only strategy of the Chinese government. . . .
-In Search of History: A Personal Adventure
ee68ac No.2261980
>>2261976
oh shit. what else'll you figure out.
>>2261977
google says it is and it isn't.
>>2261979
considering they had talks during the bombings America did before the nukes. yeah makes sense.
161c69 No.2261981
>>2261980
the national age is 13, theres prefectural laws
but it isnt black and white
we have an age that a person can consent to sex, and an age where a person can have sex
a 13 year old can have sex but they need the parent's blessing (parental consent) and some other things
fe0840 No.2261982
>>2261980
probably world hunger
46f88d No.2261983
>Save Korea from Glorious Socialism by murdering and raping Millions of Koreans.
161c69 No.2261984
>>2261983
korea's population doubled under japan
there was no murder of koreans
there was no rape of koreans either, they were prositutes
before japanese rule
after japanese ruel
ee68ac No.2261985
>>2261981
ah I see. for the longest time google said it was different. oh wellies.
>>2261982
oh shit.
>>2261983
south korea is the globalist playground of social engineering. tbh
161c69 No.2261986
>>2261985
its basically 16-18 because good luck convincing the parents
even then you can still be arrested if they want to
ee68ac No.2261987
>>2261986
can they also sue?
161c69 No.2261988
Average Korean income doubled under Japan
average 4% gdp growth rate each year
Built 5,000 schools and increased enrollment to 61%
we paid korea 250 million usd in compensation
We created 4,000KM of rail roads
We introduced an actual currency which korea did not have
>>2261987
yes if the parents or kid is unhappy afterwards you are probably fucked
115a39 No.2261989
welcome to discord nip nop
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3b3af3 No.2261992
real filling in coursework booklets because im feeling guilty for missing college hours
161c69 No.2261993
im not going to keep using it
fe0840 No.2261994
>>2261991
*queue
or
*cue
what you just said sounds like "kay"
3b3af3 No.2261995
i could do worse than being known as keytea tbh
3b3af3 No.2261996
or kaytea
then again, that sounds too much like katie
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3c9759 No.2261998
>>2261993
No point in adding you then I guess, lmao though I hope you get what you wanted to make it for
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3c9759 No.2262001
>>2262000
nip anon doesn't have a name he is an object poofed from the ether for our entertainment!
3b3af3 No.2262002
>>2262001
his second post in runes translates to "cutie" so i assumed it was directed at me
161c69 No.2262003
>>2262002
first one is a simple way of saying qt
the other is a more complicated but sounds more correct way
seeing you were coming up with different ways to say qt
3b3af3 No.2262004
>>2262003
i was talking about >>2261994 mostly tbh
i read "kay" as "key" and figured id post catboys
3b3af3 No.2262006
oh man i fucking love health and safety
e039a7 No.2262007
jap anon who do you want to hear about one of our posters cybering buttfox
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599733 No.2262014
>>2261924
That will definitely happen if you use 10 minute mail sometimes.
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e039a7 No.2262017
you're really in a catboy mood right now huh
3b3af3 No.2262018
it keeps the thread from getting too dead and provides momentary relief from this fucking workbook, but now its done so i think ill cook now.
e039a7 No.2262019
>>2262018
cool dont burn anything down
3b3af3 No.2262020
>>2262019
i think all will be well, its just some sausage and bacon sizzling in a pan
e039a7 No.2262021
>>2262020
may good vibes bless your bacon and sausage
3b3af3 No.2262022
half of these arent even fucking catboys
some catboys folder this is
>>2262021
got the guilty gear OST at work already
next comes the tandoori powder
e039a7 No.2262023
>>2262022
fuck you guilty gear is some shit, throw on the melty blood ost later
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e039a7 No.2262025
thanks phone trying to make me look like an asshole
362a64 No.2262026
>>2261975
♥_♥
moar of her plzz~
3b3af3 No.2262027
>>2262023
i wish blazblue sounded this metal, but i dont think i can get the latest guilty gear for a mere £3
>>2262024
>>2262025
gotta love phone keyboards
e039a7 No.2262028
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>>2262027
not even that its the blasted fucking auto-correct correcting ACTUAL real words, PHONE FUCK YOU SERIOUSLY
melty blood isnt metal at all but its perfect music for like getting shit done around the house, like listen to this one
3b3af3 No.2262029
>>2262028
not quite what im after atm, but it aint bad
3b3af3 No.2262035
>>2262033
not quite guilty gear metal, but good in its own right
you been playing these games for long? im pretty new to them but ive been really digging the way the squirrel girl plays so far
e039a7 No.2262036
>>2262035
yea they have cult followings so good luck when you find anyone who still plays the game, they will rape your soul
3b3af3 No.2262037
>>2262036
i have a hard time even coming close to beating sword tbh. best i get is a lucky tie round once in a while. im still learning spacing, timing, and moveset though so itll take time i think before i can really play for shit.
e039a7 No.2262039
>>2262037
yea i would jsut make you upset with May tbh
3b3af3 No.2262040
>>2262039
eh, practice makes perfect and you cant learn without getting your shit kicked in a lot
the only shit that gets me frustrated is not knowing how to recover correctly from combos and getting stunlocked from it.
e039a7 No.2262041
>>2262040
and thats exactly why you would hate me because thats the best way to win in fighting games, knowing the moves that have large lag times and not to use them unless you can get away with them is the hardest curb to get down besides precision movement
3b3af3 No.2262042
>>2262041
yeah, but i wont learn if i dont get thrashed a fair bit.
e039a7 No.2262043
>>2262042
thats true it sounds like you are the sort who doesnt get frustrated by that, and thats the most fun kind of person to play with, id love to give you some rounds
c2d51d No.2262044
I tried Guilty Gear, but got an old one so nobody was online to play against.
3b3af3 No.2262045
>>2262043
its not that i dont get frustrated, its that i take a few to chill when i do and reflect on what im doing wrong before i come back to it.
3b3af3 No.2262046
>>2262044
just play with friends
91b3ac No.2262047
>>2262032
i wanna eat 'em.
c2d51d No.2262048
>>2262046
Literally nobody I know plays it.
e039a7 No.2262049
>>2262045
stay patient, it can feel like a long climb to catch up to someone in an old fighting game, god i wish i could play with you and sword
3b3af3 No.2262050
>>2262047
fag
>>2262048
get the key for one of the newer games cheap from somewhere like kinguin then maybe?
>>2262049
i mean the game is blazblue chronophantasma extend, and you can get a key for £3.
c2d51d No.2262051
>>2262050
Eh. I'm waiting for Soul Cal for my fighting fix.
e039a7 No.2262052
>>2262050
oh shit i might practice it a little and then contact you guys as soon as i get my next paycheck, ill message sword and just get his discord through you, no need to post it here if you dont want to
3b3af3 No.2262053
>>2262052
course, though hes gonna be gone for like 3 weeks on a job so youll be waiting a bit.
>>2262051
gay tbh
3b3af3 No.2262055
>>2262054
tbh i never really liked any of the fighting games that are popular, guilty gear was the first one to lure me in with that amazing soundtrack and actually interesting character design.
e039a7 No.2262056
>>2262053
nawh thats okay i can just get it quick and practice with you! ill be rusty and bad at this game and my basics arent as crisp as some peoples, it will be a good match
c2d51d No.2262057
>>2262055
It's a cute game. I played May mostly.
If I could be good at one of them I would love to be good at Marval vs Capcom.
7334be No.2262058
>>2262054
I'm waiting for my competitor to come to this stop so I can get my fight fix.
46f88d No.2262059
Terror is the order of the day.
7334be No.2262062
>>2262061
I want to beat the shit out of somebody.
c2d51d No.2262063
>>2262062
Beat the shit out of my booty.
3b3af3 No.2262064
>>2262056
maybe later, i made the mistake of eating the remaining filling i made after i finished my burrito thing and now i feel low energy as all my blood sugar goes to the digestive system.
>>2262057
i like faust but i get the feeling that its because he reminds me of mugetsu from the bouncer.
man i think that may well be the fighting game i care the least about. shit just looks so dull.
>>2262059
if thats really the case then why does she look so smug when she says it?
46f88d No.2262065
>>2262064
The true terror.
3b3af3 No.2262066
>>2262065
i agree, women in positions of dominance really is a terrible idea.
3b3af3 No.2262067
ill just post more gay shit i guess then
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362a64 No.2262069
>>2262051
Should i get the new soul calibur?
>>2262060
♥ *snuggles*
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812a11 No.2262076
>>2262075
heyu.
nm just got out of the shower. There's always so much to do in there~ :p
Back in bed all comf. It's chilly and gloomy out as per usual on my days off so an internet day it is.
What's crackin?
3b3af3 No.2262077
>>2262076
>nm just got out of the shower. There's always so much to do in there~ :p
ill bet :^)
>Back in bed all comf. It's chilly and gloomy out as per usual on my days off so an internet day it is.
well, at least theres quilts and comfiness to be had.
just chilling, waiting to get some energy back after i greedily ate two burritos worth of filling in one burrito before i go for an evening stroll and get to work prettying myself up a bit. might play some blazblue with BD later if hes still up for it.
you still play guilty gear? i seem to recall you being into that game fucking years ago.
3b3af3 No.2262078
i need a shell or browser extension or something that attaches a catboy to my every post for me so i dont forget
812a11 No.2262079
>>2262077
;^)
that's a lot of burrito lol prettying yourself up? with walking? How long of walks do you do? I used to be skinnier when I didn't have a car walking everywhere for sure.
I haven't played any fighting games recently cause I have nobody to play with. So yeah, I normally stick to 1P games now lol
But yeah I loved GG and still own it someplace. MK9 is also one of my faves. We used to play for money at one point haha I played a little of BlazBlue but it wasn't quite the same as gg imo
2a97d1 No.2262080
>>2262069
You should get a job.
3b3af3 No.2262081
>>2262079
it was too good, got that smoked polish sausage i havent eaten in fucking ages and good god is it delicious. yeah, im in need of a bit of a once over with the old trimmer for them there smooth legs and stuff, but theres no point doing that til ive been out to stretch my legs for the day. i normally just go til i dont want to any more, then i head back. its only really just to stop me feeling too antsy about being sat inside all day.
considered playing them on PC where theyve got online multiplayer? blazblue is dirt fucking cheap on key resellers and im really digging it so far, gives me an excuse to be more sociable with my vidya too.
you up to date with the latest guilty gear game, or just a particular version? i kinda like ggs aesthetic more but i dont know anyone that plays it i think.
812a11 No.2262084
>>2262081
i ought to at least be doing stretches considering I'm in bed when I'm not at work basically lol
I'll look into it, but if they have mk9 on pc then i'm getting that instead 100% the only gg game i've played was X2 I think? It was ps2 and red disc. had bridget in it n stuff.
46f88d No.2262085
>>2262074
Apologies for my delay.
Was just getting food.
In Scootalooo;s meme news I bought Heatonist's The Last Dab Redux hot sauce. I am excited.
How has your day been so far?
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812a11 No.2262087
>>2262085
I wish I slept longer, but it's good so far. I'm hungry but feeling cheap today.
Does it have the Scoville rating? Hot sauce names are always 10/10 btw
3b3af3 No.2262088
>>2262084
tbh for me at least half of it is being outside, since i started cycling again a couple months or so back i really cant stand to be stuck inside for long periods any more.
heard of kinguin before? the latest blazblue is like £3 on it i think, got my copy of chronophantasma extend there. ive got X2 on PC but its got no online i think, shits from a time before steam made everything easy like that.
46f88d No.2262089
>>2262087
Dubbed in at 2,000,000+ Scovilles. Heh and you are right! They always seem savvy and quirky!
Do you watch Hot Ones? I am not sure if I have asked that already.
What is the cheap eats?
>Sleep in regret. Yo, same. I was up until like, 3am and got out of bed at 8am, so little ropey here heh.
But ive another day off tomorrow, gonna cash in my foreign cash
I've gotten kitchen items in my amazon basket totalling £300 that I want, rip. I am terrible.
812a11 No.2262090
>>2262088
you're starting to speak another language at me now x_x
>>2262089
oh damn. that's 2manyScovilles lol ur tongue is gonna melt off
yuss! that's the interview while eating more and more spicy wings right what a fun concept lol very comedy bang bang esque
idk yet. my stomach's growling at me though :( You kitchen gadget shopping? There's so many cute ones I want. Like there's a bunch dinosaur stuff lol
3b3af3 No.2262091
>>2262090
kek. kinguin is a site with cheap steam game keys you can redeem on steam rather than pay the fucking £40 or whatever the company wants for it.
also x2 is cool but old af.
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2a97d1 No.2262093
Elma, get greasy diner food.
46f88d No.2262094
>>2262090
The tongue will no longer exist, I shall have to learn sign language.But I keep seeing it and hearing it is tasty :3
AH! Yeet! Because it is the last one on the show, the last sauce. The latest episode, with Tenacious D, was so good!
Dinosaur stuff?
Heh, my list/gadgets mostly pricey becasue of the sous vide and vacuum sealer required alongsided with it. Got to make the BIG foods.
3b3af3 No.2262095
>>2262092
i know, but at least im not a fucking annoying gen-z nigger dabbing while talking about hitler in the college corridors.
PS2 was and still is best console tbh.
2a97d1 No.2262096
>>2262094
Vacuum sealers are good to have regardless of trying to sous vide shit. I'm not sure how it is in britbong but buying meat from a butcher shop, it's usually best to get more and freeze what you're not cooking. Vacuum sealers increase shelf life for that substantially.
812a11 No.2262097
>>2262093
that's actually a tempting idea. I'd have to go to the 24/7 one cause the rest close in like 15 min.
>>2262094
there's a sous vide thing that you get an app on your phone and you set it all up from there.
>>2262095
who are you projecting with this?
yea ps2 is dank. I have one of the slim ones someplace.
46f88d No.2262098
>>2262097
Yeah, you can control and check on the device via that app :O made me wow. I want to be able to create professional grade meals. Cooking is so fun!
812a11 No.2262099
>>2262098
i haven't cooked in so long lol glad ur having fun with it tho
3b3af3 No.2262100
>>2262097
>who are you projecting with this?
my fucking classmates. send help.
got my silver one sat collecting dust because the bf bought a PC and it can just emulate the fuckers without damaging the disks. i do miss the days of just chilling on a couch in my room, playing ps2 with my mates tho. games nowadays just dont scratch the same itch.
46f88d No.2262101
>>2262099
I mean, its the art that everyone enjoys... and rewards the best... Well, the waistline would disagree heh.
What was the last meal you cooked? Just out of interest.
>also, what are you fancying for munchin'?
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2a97d1 No.2262104
>>2262103
Your tiny, girly hands just can't deal with such perfection.
3b3af3 No.2262105
>>2262104
i may have tiny, girly hands but that still doesnt make the xbox not gay
2a97d1 No.2262106
>>2262105
>not having a console that broke shitty IKEA shelving because it weighs too goddamn much
3b3af3 No.2262107
c2d51d No.2262108
Xbox was a fucky console. Built like a brick that can't take a hit.
At least you could throw a N64 against a wall and it's fine.
812a11 No.2262109
>>2262101
idek it was a long time ago.
2a97d1 No.2262110
>>2262108
I had the opposite experience. It dropped of the shelves and dresser countless times on hardwood floors and tile, survived multiple moves of just being thrown in the trunk and never stopped working.
812a11 No.2262111
why are you throwing consoles tho?
599733 No.2262112
Because he has to express his frustration about being bad at video games somehow.
46f88d No.2262113
>>2262109
Oh well :3
what would you like to cook?
812a11 No.2262114
>>2262113
idk i just like cooking for other people
2a97d1 No.2262115
I didn't ever throw it. It was just knocked off by cats and other things. The Xbox had a quick disconnect thing so it wouldn't be pulled off if you threw the controller.
46f88d No.2262116
>>2262114
That is cool. Very inclusive.
812a11 No.2262117
>>2262116
Yiss^^
If I cook for you you mean a lot to me x//x
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c2d51d No.2262119
>>2262112
Boy. I'm going to beat you.
599733 No.2262120
>>2262119
Save the beatings for the second date.
46f88d No.2262121
>>2262117
OwO tip the waitress
137c17 No.2262122
>>2262120
Who said there was going to be a second date? I mean, I guess showing up to the spot where you put them to sleep might count as a date.
c2d51d No.2262123
>>2262120
We haven't even been on a first date.
812a11 No.2262124
>>2262118
:( s-sorry
>>2262121
Just the tip, Daddy~
599733 No.2262125
>>2262123
Looks like you have some work to do before you can beat me up then.
>>2262122
I could use some sleep actually, so that sounds enticing.
Barely got any last night.
137c17 No.2262126
>>2262125
I got a nice dirt nap all planned out for you.
c2d51d No.2262127
>>2262125
HOw about dinner?
599733 No.2262128
>>2262127
What do you have in mind?
>>2262126
So long as my pressing academic obligations and future uncertainties cannot reach me there.
137c17 No.2262129
>>2262128
Not even the cold grip of loneliness and despair can reach you there. Only the loving embrace of the earth and her creatures.
c2d51d No.2262130
>>2262128
Something casual.
Fancy places are to stressful. Maybe we could go to PetCo.
b03bd2 No.2262131
PetCo sounds like a great place for a first date. You can pet bunnies together and see if your tastes in reptiles are compatible.
b03bd2 No.2262133
>>2262132
None of the PetCo or PetSmart locations here have dogs. I think 'cause they got called out for getting them from puppy mills.
c2d51d No.2262135
I'd give Sabrina my red rocket though.
599733 No.2262136
>>2262130
What?
Fancy places are too stressful?
They are not going to kick you out if you pick the wrong fork or anything.
Plus you would look good in that kind of attire.
Or just settle for dining on dried kibble as you would seem to prefer.
>>2262129
Where do I sign?
46f88d No.2262138
>>2262124
J-just the tip
OWO
c2d51d No.2262141
Honestly there are a handful of you that I would fuck through a mattress if given the chance.
46f88d No.2262142
Deists! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Fighter of the Catholics! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>2262139
Does that make you the catch of the day?
b03bd2 No.2262144
♪Scoot and Maddie sittin' in a tree
P-O-S-T-I-N-G!♫
812a11 No.2262145
I still wanna take Sabby out to a fancy dinner
TBH
B
H
46f88d No.2262146
>Chapter 32 - Napoleone Bonaparte
Boy.
>>2262143
Yeet! So, it is your weekend right?
>>2262144
You know all about that strong, hard Wi-Fi connection
599733 No.2262147
>>2262140
It is agreed, then.
Kibble at a fancy place.
Do not be late.
812a11 No.2262148
>>2262146
Yes. I've been smonked since I woke up.
wyd
c2d51d No.2262149
>>2262147
I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT DOING FANCY
812a11 No.2262150
Why wouldn't you wanna get dolled up~?
46f88d No.2262151
>>2262148
Drinking tea. Listening to an audiobook on the French Revolution and Rise/Fall/Rise again/Final Fall of Napoleon. Being a nerd.
Gimme dat smonk
b03bd2 No.2262152
>>2262145
Get me a bib an some loose pants, 'cause I'm gettin' steak 'n' lobster with extra butter!
>>2262146
Now I want a tree house with wifi.
46f88d No.2262153
>>2262152
Go to Lowe's.
Get Wood.
???
Tree House.
812a11 No.2262154
>>2262151
I'll smonk one for u right now daddy
>>2262152
That's not fancy, is it?
812a11 No.2262155
it's not a tree house without a rope ladder
c2d51d No.2262156
My perfect date with Scoots would be building our own little gulag and putting militants in it.
599733 No.2262157
>>2262149
Because I want to eat somewhere fancy that serves kibble. So you will have to dress for the occasion.
You need to learn how to properly clothe yourself for the occasional fancy dinner date if you want my hand in anything.
46f88d No.2262158
Yes! Gulag the Kulaks!!!
>>2262154
Rip a phat smoke! Like Elon!
b03bd2 No.2262159
>>2262153
>>2262154
I consider the Ramen place up the road from me fancy. Pretty much any place that has at least a five minute wait for a table is fancy to me. :P
c2d51d No.2262160
>>2262157
>Dress fancy
D-do flannels count?
That is as fancy as I own.
b03bd2 No.2262161
My perfect date would be smonking with Scoot and Maddie while we eat cereal from the box and watch Venture Brothers.
46f88d No.2262162
>>2262159
-boop-
Come on, y'all a very handy craftswoman.
and >>2262161 Archer is also a good watch when goofy.
b03bd2 No.2262163
>>2262162
Oddly enough, I'm a decent amateur plumber. But when it comes to building stuff, I'm just awful.
812a11 No.2262164
>>2262157
>Because I want to eat somewhere fancy that serves kibble. So you will have to dress for the occasion.
Who are you sempai?
>>2262159
I wanna spoil you now x_x
>>2262161
I miss that show.
812a11 No.2262165
kinda want to go to the grocery store and get reese puffs and a half-gallon of milk
46f88d No.2262166
Get them Reese's girl!
>>2262163
Is that some kind of double entendre?
599733 No.2262167
>>2262160
Hm.
I really like flannel. At least when the palette is not garbage.
So yes. That will do.
You should really buy yourself at least a nice collared shirt, though. You never know when you will need to look appropriately dressed.
A collar AND a shirt will not suffice.
>>2262164
I am a dog.
Woof woof.
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c2d51d No.2262170
>>2262167
Most of my stuff is flannel. It's about all I wear aside from game T's.
Someday I'll get some nice stuff.
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599733 No.2262173
>>2262169
Being a dog is not lame, sir.
>>2262170
Are you going to be that guy who comes to a party with that graphic t-shirt that has an 8-bit tuxedo design on it?
I hope you put it higher on the list than the bike.
812a11 No.2262175
c2d51d No.2262176
>>2262173
Well, I don't really have a need for fancy outfits as I am single and not really courting anyone.
Also why do you hate that bike so much?
46f88d No.2262177
>>2262175
O hai, it is cute o'clock already?
812a11 No.2262178
>>2262177
the dog anon is being a meanie :(
c2d51d No.2262179
He probably doesn't know you're trans, Elma.
46f88d No.2262180
>>2262178
Don't worry hun, they are but a mutt.
599733 No.2262181
I have absolutely no idea who you are and am now confused.
>>2262176
>not really courting anyone.
You have to be prepared for anything, friendo.
I actually do not really hate it.
It is just the only thing I could really think of that at the moment that I could reference as a comparison.
I will still hold firmly my belief that having to drive around bikers is awful, though.
599733 No.2262182
Oh wait I see what the issue is now.
Forgive me that was unintentional, friendo.
c2d51d No.2262183
>>2262181
Well I don't really go out and meet people so finding a mate is not something that I think about.
And it would save gas and money in the long run.
812a11 No.2262184
wait, we have a new person then?
this backfired quickly
c2d51d No.2262185
And you already called them mean.
599733 No.2262186
I legitimately felt bad when I realized what the issue was.
>>2262183
I know. That is fair.
I myself am not really interested in such an investment because I can barely put effort into my studies. I would not have the time nor energy to be truly invested.
It also would be good if you lived in an area with a lot of open road I guess.
I would not want to ride a bike.
812a11 No.2262187
ok ok
what's ur name stranger danger?
599733 No.2262188
I would not want to ride a bike in areas of high traffic like where I live*
46f88d No.2262189
Double down, gas the Anonymous posters.
c2d51d No.2262190
>>2262186
I live in a farming area so it's all open road.
I suppose if I'm taking you out somewhere I could go and get a nice outfit.
c6e0be No.2262191
Bikes are for women and cuckolds. Real chads walk.
599733 No.2262192
Alastor, or Stairs.
I have no particular preference.
>>2262190
I mean it does not have to be fancy.
I just like the idea of treating myself every now and then in the form of finer dining.
812a11 No.2262193
That is a vaguely familiar name from long ago.
nice to meet n greet
812a11 No.2262194
599733 No.2262195
>not already being a chad
599733 No.2262196
Just kidding why be a chad when you could be a good boy.
c2d51d No.2262197
>>2262192
Then you get flannels or video fame T's.
c2e9db No.2262198
Finished my lesson at Teacher's Assisstant course, have to do a creative activity with the school kids tomorrow.
Tomorrow is my placement, shaved the depression beard so I'm looking good. The idea for the creative session is a leaf collage. Was picking up leaves, people thought I was a nutter, busman said 'I'm not letting you on this bus with those drugs, you've been picking magic mushrooms.' I feel so embarrassed.
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c2d51d No.2262202
My room mate knows I'm a furry and that I like being called a good boy at this point.
And when we played LoL the other day I pulled off a crazy play and he called me a good boy. Jokingly, but still. I got shivers and it was really nice.
599733 No.2262203
Nice to meet you too.
>>2262197
Fair enough.
As long as you keep them on until at least the third date, mister.
>>2262202
Incredibly gay.
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