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dickghetti

Lucky girl.

she raped him. his hand has motion blur so he got attacked by dog ass.

Insert a sharpie into me, daddy.

>>2256369

A before and after camwhore session then.

>>2256373

maybe

i keep eating sugary junk

i can't stop myself

Why would you do that?

You're already so sweet.

>>2256376

shut up

>>2256378

Maybe I'll have you for desert.

>>2256379

you're an ass

>>2256380

Awww, you made it mean.

>>2256381

>>2256383

I'm being tsun

it's cute

>>2256384

And to think I was worried.

That was bad of you. And bad girls get spanked.

>>2256387

bye daddy

Welp, lost another game of dota2, time to drink. Wish I had more to talk about but my life is boring.

>>2256392

I came in here to cum on some feet

but I was repulsed and now have been dissuaded from doing so.

>>2256395

We're here tho.

>>2256394

>>2256398

How tragic.

>>2256400

How tragic.

>>2256403

Well, you're going to be drinking that alone.

I'm going to empty your country of it's rum.

>>2256401

find chii and cum on both her feet

>>2256405

Well, as long as we both have an understanding then.

>>2256406

Both of them?

I'd rather not. We don't really talk anymore.

>>2256409

well, one of them. and some on QT's foot too.

>>2256411

No our friendship is entirely plate tectonics.

>>2256413

Probably not a good sign.

>>2256416

Not really, no. Do my homework. Sleep a lot. Fuck knows. Not good at keeping myself busy. Maybe I should start playing different games. What about you? Any other shit you're getting into?

>>2256417

Both alcoholism and yan dependency are serious and potentially lethal issues.

>>2256421

>my yan

awwwful presumptuous

>>2256426

no u

>>2256430

no u

>>2256432

no u

Inherent Vice is really good.

>>2256445

No wait, I change my pick to Burn After Reading if you're looking for fun

>>2256449

And the Hateful Eight if you haven't seen it.

>>2256453

it was my high school english teachers favorite movie so he made us all watch it in class and i have to admit it's aged a little badly

there are no good films

you should watch the clock as your death comes nearer with each tick and revel in the power to waste your finite supply of time on this earth

give it a try next time on some drugs and maybe it won't sound like a 14 year old goth kid from south park is saying it

>>2256461

Did you give her some sugar, though? Some sweet sweet sugar, baby?

There's a lot less pictures than there should be tbh

>>2256471

Drunk cooking? Sounds like a bad idea

>curry tumtum

>cornish gin

Cor blimey

>>2256476

I'm bored enough to say hi to you

So hi

It's quite frankly getting out of hand

Ha!

all of my halloween costume ideas are for women

>>2256484

Costumes are lame anyway

Or just embrace being a pretty girl

>Thinking that I need anyone's pity-chat.

>>2256486

It wasn't really pity tho

Scoots pls ur breaking my heart

>>2256485

I would be a little ashamed to be crossdressing in front of my friends. Also it would obviously end up on instagram at some point and my family would find out.

on the other hand I want to wear something cute, so

Now, my spitefulness has been provoked.

>>2256488

Oh right, the young people use Instagram... you could always just play it up as a joke, like the really masculine bearded guys that cosplay Madoka

If u wanna be cute ur cute, to misquote GarEE

Oh who am I kidding, everyone uses Instagram these days

I just hate pictures and/or videos of me so NOPE

Now look who has to pay the piper for of your inadequacies.

Now I sleep. I will rest. I wonder, if Colbert has made the list.

I was going to the bathroom and I heard this rustling noise so I assumed it was a ghost

Turns out it was my landlady's iguana running around

Have you ever been whipped by an iguana's tail? It kinda hurts

>>2256499

Most animals instantly like me but this lizard was like nah nigga I'm gonna whip you

I was just like... I'm just trying to go to the bathroom pls stop invading my private space

>>2256501

I didn't approach it at all, I just kinda was sitting there, heard a noise looked back and saw it there

Then it kinda moved around and I bent down and we looked at each other for a while and I reached out my hand a bit and it whipped me

I can see how that might seem aggressive but I did it slowly and low to the ground so..

Greetings ^~^

>>2256504

Howdy pardner

>>2256505

How goes?

>>2256506

Sup

>>2256507

I'm kinda poor this weekend so just hanging out at home

You?

>>2256508

p much the same. one more short shift tomorrow then my weekend.

>>2256509

What kind. This matters.

chillin after work so nm

>>2256510

I've worked overtime the last 2 saturdays and it's bleh

I'm making time and a half so that's a plus but fuck I don't want to spend more time in that place

>>2256511

$_$

wew

>>2256513

I am a lowly cook-servant.

>>2256512

Gotta pay the exorbitantly high California bills somehow :(

>>2256513

It's probably something similar to MEAT LOVERS

>>2256515

womp womp

>>2256515

I pulled the box out and it's apparently the Ｍｅａｔ Ｔｒｉｏ® Ｐｉｚｚａ.

>>2256514

Do you cook the food or do you serve it?

Or both?

>>2256518

Meat is great.

I specifically remember when I went to dominos after work, if you asked for bacon, they would just cover the pizza in bacon. Great stuff. God bless America.

>>2256517

I cook.

>>2256518

That's what they want us to do ^^

I don't get paid for any overtime I work.

>>2256523

What is this picture witchery?!?

>>2256519

God bless indeed. Bacon forever

>>2256520

:(

>>2256521

So why work any?

>>2256522

Cats aren't predators to Iguanas

>>2256520

Cool.

You enjoy your job?

>>2256524

Color inversion?

idk i named it after the poster cause of his Stocking pics.

*hands you a tin foil hat*

>>2256525

Sadly it comes with the gig. Sometimes the job needs to get done and I'm the only one to do it.

>>2256525

<*hands you a tin foil hat*

>>2256526

Mehhh. Sometimes we have fun. I'll leave it at that.

What do you do?

>>2256527

The first one flips when you open it! Heresy!

>>2256530

oh snap that's weird

>>2256528

Do they pay you enough to make it worth it? If not, quit that shit

>>2256529

But why

>>2256532

I don't and would never ask that question unless specifically prompted

What the fuck am I reading

>>2256536

Eh, I feel ya. At my work we've got MD auditors who have to look over a ton of repair estimates we get and they're ridiculously understaffed. I feel really bad when I have to ask them to rush something but we've got people blowing up our phones asking for shit

>>2256537

True, you'd expect that of a wild animal. But this thing has lived with a human for years and years, so you'd think it would know the difference. Iguanas are supposed to be intelligent from what I've read

I don't know who this baddog guy is but he seems like a cool dog too.

I'll have to pass on any attempted fucks though.

>>2256525

What kind of pizza do you like?

>>2256529

That's fair. I work as a full-time job hunter. Ideally somewhere involving engineering.

>>2256541

Squash is a dog fucker and I take every third opportunity to make fun of him for it which still equals out to a surprisingly high amount of opportunities.

>>2256541

A really well made buffalo chicken one

>>2256542

Maybe, but it's still a cunt

>>2256541

Baddog is a furfag and known homosexual

Squash is a dog fucker and also homosexual

Don't worry guys, just my pride hurt a little.

>>2256539

Same kinda thing. My phone is always ringing asking for something.

Also they are like birds in a way. If they grow up with a specific human, they usually are ok with that human and only that human.

>>2256546

We're required to answer the phones when we're there, that's the most infuriating part

It's mostly just telling people "No it's not ready, no I don't know when it will be ready"

And they always go on and on about how we're investigators and should be taking time to look into things... like, I'd love to and that's my favorite part of the job, but you have me working as a fucking call center phone operator

>>2256544

That is a very good sounding pizza.

I really like the taste of buffalo but I'm just not a spicy person so I can only enjoy the flavor so much before the spice takes over.

I am missing out I know.

>>2256543

Sounds about right.

What about yourself?

>>2256545

He sounds cool.

The other one sounds like a degenerate.

>>2256549

I'm just a guy who shitposts for fun.

Also we got a new computer system and the IT head is pissed at me because I keep finding flaws

My manager told me they complained about me coming up with workarounds that break the system lmao

>>2256549

It is quite amazing when it's done right. How can you not like spice?

>>2256549

They're both degenerates TBH but like it's possible to have a conversation with baddog

>>2256547

I know exactly your pain.

My job is supposed to be training and overseeing a team of guys. Instead I spend most of my time just doing their job because they can't get it done. And I am talking about guys that aren't new anymore still not being able to get their job done. And then we get new guys, and have no time to train them so it is baptism by fire. Essentially we get overrun with idiots.

>>2256548

Seriously those things are fucking scary. They tails can leave nasty fucking cuts if they hit just right. And their bite is fucking razor sharp.

>>2256551

>IT head is pissed at me because I keep finding flaws

Get a new director of IT

If it's broken it needs to be fixed not ignored

>>2256554

Every conversation I have with squash is like 60-80% name calling

>>2256553

I can see where they're coming from, my industry requires reporting to a highly regulated central agency

But they rolled out a new system without testing for flaws (because it was too expensive) and without providing us with an official guide on how to do our jobs (again because money)

Then they fuss over us finding simpler ways to work around it? But hey, I got a gift card for helping my less technologically inclined teammates figure out the new system and a mild slap on the wrist for fucking with them

>>2256555

Sounds about right. Just stick to your job description and blame their failures on them, they'll get fired rather than you

>>2256556

I send him bug reports all the time, with detailed explanations. I think that's the only reason they haven't fired me for exploiting their garbage system

>>2256550

Ｃｏｏｌ ａｎｄ ｆｕｎ.

>>2256551

I'm not sure. I guess I was never really exposed to spicy foods that much when I was young, so I never was able to have it enough to really enjoy it compared to other flavors.

If I have like something alongside the meal that quells the spice then sure I can enjoy it. I just don't find that lingering spicy feel appealing.

You work in IT?

>>2256552

Possible conversations are better than none at all.

woof woof

>>2256559

I HATED spicy foods as a kid. But then I went to college in LA and had to learn to appreciate spicy food.

I do not, I'm a claims adjuster for car insurance. My job is *supposed to be* investigating the cause of car accidents, and also involves a fair amount of dealing with computers because ya know paper records are shit nowadays

>>2256561

*butt sniff*

>>2256561

*pet pet*

>>2256555

>And then we get new guys, and have no time to train them so it is baptism by fire

Sounds like the restaurant I just started working at

We had a catering event this past week before our technical opening and I was the only cook and seemingly the only one with any knowledge of what a restaurant is and how one operates

I had no good knives, not enough ingredients, no workspace, and no one seemed to know what they wanted me to be doing

I was thinking about making a carrying wrap for my personal kitchen knives and just keeping that with me because I don't think they'll have what we need when there's multiple chefs and two kitchens

>>2256558

Jimmy Johns still uses windows xp

>>2256563

Then you need to gather objective evidence that you're doing your job and they're not. Throw them under the bus if you have to, if they're under-performing it's their fault

>>2256565

Well hey, Windows XP has had years going for it. I'd assume people have been patching flaws in the system for years now

>>2256562

To be fair I'm sure you could get into any kind of food in LA since there is a wide variety of cultures living in that vicinity.

I'm really into asian food, barring sushi. They have some pretty creative dishes on their end, and they are usually also healthier in comparison.

> My job is *supposed to be* investigating the cause of car accidents

Do you run into fraud a lot?

>paper records are shit nowadays

I like working with paper but it can be a hassle for sure. Some companies have gotten creative about it and now ask you to fill the application on an ipad and they take a picture of your resume through it so avoid dealing with papers.

Meow

>>2256567

The computers work like 80% of the time, the cold table ices over and sometimes freezes ingredients, and there's a moisture leak in the freezer that hasn't been fixed in years they just remove the ice buildup every once in a while

It's over a foot tall right now and looks like snowman cum

>>2256568

I was going to send an email to the owner expressing my concerns I just haven't done it yet

>>2256571

>>2256572

Hay Maddie how was your day?

>>2256568

Just keep being good and they'll keep you on, I guess.

>>2256569

You really can, LA has an amazing array of cultures. Sushi is awesome, you should get some taste for it.

We run into a TON of fraud. We try to catch it but with the volume... it gets thru.

>>2256570

I will, I'm hoping they'll give me a job helping them fix the garbage we've been given

>>2256575

kinda boring but we were having fun.

hbu hows ur weekend going?

>>2256573

Worth a shot anyway.

>>2256576

Yeah, I ain't worried I'll be let go. I plan to move up again just as soon as I can.

>>2256577

....I dunno actually...

>>2256576

Yea that would be great, then you can directly interact with them and make them less garbage at doing it themselves ideally.

>>2256578

I slept all day today but yesterday I got drinked af and did some coke and I met this guy who had a pet baby raccoon. It's one of the coolest and cutest things ever. It was stealing stuff right out of my pockets tho.

>>2256581

sounds ghetto fabulous.

>>2256576

Do you still live in LA?

I hear that area has been going through some uh questionable times.

Actually I do enjoy sushi. It's just the price that prevents me from eating it ever.

Like 12 dollars for a small sampler or something. Absolutely astronomical for a low budget dog like me.

At that point might as well just get a full platter at some chinese restaurant ya know?

Well at least you're doing what you can. From what it sounds I don't think your managers expect you to be able to catch everything anyways.

Do you enjoy your work?

>>2256578

They're like dogs with hands but apparently they are more closely related to bears.

>>2256579

Just be better than everyone else, then

>>2256580

They're just overworked honestly... it all stems back to being a small company and trying to stretch a little money too far

>>2256584

Nah, I live in Thousand Oaks.

You must live in a ridiculous area, sushi here is like $4 max depending on what kinda fish you get

I enjoy my work when it's not answering phones and repeating the same bullshit "I can't make anything go faster, we'll contact you when it's done"

Like.. I love figuring out the cause of accidents that aren't simple shit like rear ends. It's fun, but most of my time is taken up with dealing with people and unrelated secretarial shit

Like.. I had someone get mad at me when I answered the phone and they said "I want to talk to [person]

And I said "Well they're not available, I can help you so can I have your claim number (the thing that puts their blathering into context)" and she said no. So I said "Well I have to look you up somehow, can I get a name or phone number or..." and she blew up on me about being rude and sarcastic and immediately demanded a supervisor

I laughed my ass off when my supervisor told her I was not being rude in any way and told her to fuck off

>>2256579

I mean most people I've talked to have expressed doubts about how successful this restaurant will be

>>2256588

No I am a cat

I also had one woman say my coworker was obviously black and racist against her because she was a crying white woman

She was an insufferable cunt

>>2256587

I take it the quality of living is better there?

I may be overexaggerating. I'm not precisely sure of the prices. I do remember paying 10 dollars for a plate that came with three salmon "nigiri" as they call it. If $4 max per piece as you say I guess it ended up being a fair price.

I suppose I'm used to paying 4 dollars and getting extravagant proportions, the American way.

Yeah. I had a retail job once. It can get tiring dealing with people like that.

That sounds cool, though. You have an opporunity to get those creative juices flowing and solve some unique problems, Mr. Car Detective.

Though I'm sure it's easier for people to be morons when they are on the phone, as opposed to being in person.

>>2256591

Same.

>>2256593

Not really, just expensive. You just need to find a cheaper Jap food place tbh

Honestly, the only thing I dislike about my job is dealing with unpleasant people. And unfortunately people tend to be unpleasant when they just had an accident or are without a car

>>2256562

>_<

>>2256564

*snuggle*

>>2256594

This is my territory

>>2256597

Nope^^

a plate of 6+ tempura cali rolls only cost me $8

^_^

>>2256596

That took you a while

What, are you just gonna leave my own butt unsniffed? You're a bad dog if so

>>2256600

u_u

*hides*

>>2256601

Bad dog!

>>2256602

>>2256598

I'll fight you

>>2256603

*whacks your nose with a newspaper*

>>2256605

She's a woman who don't take no shit

>>2256596

*shivers*..

I'm still cold ;;

hellooo

>>2256609

>>2256595

It's on-campus food so I'm not surprised the price is exorbitant anyways.

I'll do some research next time I have a craving for sushi.

Is it a dead giveaway they are trying for fraud when they are being really nice during your conversation with them?

That sounds like a pretty normal thing to dislike about a job. I prefer jobs where I can fully control the pace at which my tasks get completed so I can do them quickly. Of course when you throw people into the mix then everything slows down and it can get frustrating.

>>2256606

>_<

;~;

>>2256608

*nuzzles warmly*

yeah it's pretty cold here too

gets down to Zero at night

i could feel my fingers burning in that cold, hard to catch all those pokemon when the phone is making my fingers cold.... ;~; i don't got PoGoPlus.... last i heard was those cost like $60 bucks right???

u still havent open my present.... >_<

Venom waz kewl to see in theatres last night :)

>>2256610

(:

>>2256609

>>2256604

I'll win~

>>2256612

:3 Thanks

I don't think it's that cold here.. but I'm still wrapped in a blanket

You might be able to get one a lot cheaper on ebay or something? And I'm sorry! I don't do enough walking to get rid of my 7K eggs!

Venom not spooky?

>>2256615

You're just gonna lose on purpose!

>>2256611

Oh, yeah that tends to be bad

Eeehhh... not really. The people who are fraudulent tend to try to be pushy so you'll get frustrated with them and try to pacify them by giving them what you want

I want to be a claims trainer, I'm working on trying to get there.

>>2256612

You brought this on yourself

>>2256613

What's up friendo?

>>2256614

boop

>>2256618

dwinking coffee and chillin

not nearly as stressed this weekend

>>2256616

<3

mhm me wrapped up in soft warm blanket too! (since my apartment doesnt have any heating or ac)

maybe, i havent check Plus prices in what feels like a year.... it sure would save me on my battery time...

what happened to ur kewl daily jogging stuff ;~;

not fit anymore? </3

yeah venom.... is more of a..... Comedy, omegalul

venom isn't that big.... it's more of a "lite" superhero movie.... with simple comedy

but i enjoyed seeing it at least, i can see why people see it as inferior when compared to actual big budget movies like the marvel superhero stuffs...

>>2256618

where's ur wife?

>>2256620

♥

>>2256620

Good to hear

How's your deal with Tracer?

>>2256622

Wife?

>>2256621

Oh yeah, you told me about your heating/ac problem.. I hope your bed has enough blankets

If you don't have it by Christmas I could probably buy you one then :3

I still run 2-3 times a week! I'm really fit. But it's too fast for PoGo to register, I wouldn't get any distance on my eggs

Oh, but does it still have cool action scenes?

>>2256618

Yeah. Then students continue to buy exclusively on-campus food and further add to their expenses. I try to avoid that where I can.

Yeah that sounds about right actually.

Yeah? If you get that position does that mean you get to do all the enjoyable stuff about claims without actually having to deal with the hassle of angry phone people?

>>2256626

Hello yes.

>>2256624

mhm, i have one single thin blanket its soft

:O ♥

weird... even on a bike my phone can register distance! maybe the problem is.... that your screen turns off while you run. (PoGo doesn't register any distance at all when its not the active on screen app, that's why the Plus is necesary... so screentime doeswn't kill the phones battery)

yeah kewl action scenes and effects!!! it super kewl and rly feels like a Venom movie! ^_^

i liked the plot

>>2256628

:O

*gasp*

colby x neko!!!

>>2256625

Who? Point me to her, I'm lost

>>2256627

*their parents' expenses

Yep, that's the plan with getting into that position

>>2256631

i don't remember her... it's been over a months... so i forget all the tiny details

>>2256629

W-we just met~

I feel like being asleep rn so I'll be here tomorrow, bye

See ya.

>>2256631

Hmm maybe. But I believe a lot of students are doing it at "no expense," anyways. Just blindly getting a loan and hoping it can be paid off immediately upon graduating. At least that is what I've gathered from talking to other students.

Well I wish you the best on that endeavor of yours.

>>2256633

I'm that alluring, I'm sure.

>>2256636

We'll see~

>>2256630

Making me want to go to bed ><

Have you seen any other good films recently?

>>2256639

this is my first in-theatre movie in what feels like a couple months.

>>2256639

>>2256638

nobody :/

>>2256643

then how the fuck are you waiting for a husbando you goddamn ditz

And the man in the back

Said everyone attack

And it turned into a goddamn ditz

>>2256646

>>2256645

I wasn't waiting x_x?

>>2256646

Ballroom blitz ♫

Sabs I love you~

>>2256647

Aaaah, you're gonna snuggle my face raw! :P

What's good Neziwi?

>>2256648

Now it's a party!

>>2256649

♥

>>2256626

>>2256649

>>2256650

everything is good

u?

>>2256650

I want my cat to turn into a cat-girl overnight so I can wash her.

>>2256652

Things are mostly good. Work's a little extra stressful, but I'm going to try not to think about that tonight.

>>2256653

Aw, when'd you grow your hair out?

welms post cute ducks.

>>2256656

i'd prolly hit it.

>>2256659

Hit what?

>>2256655

good evening.

>>2256654

Don't Squash your cat.

>>2256663

She never comes and spends time with me anyway.

>>2256662

hello there blue boy

>>2256665

How are you doi'n?