c10a0e No.2240926
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f7e2c0 No.2240934
>only working 3.5 hours today before I drive across the state for vacation
Wew lad
2b7c3f No.2240936
>>2240934
Would be nice if that didn't mean you were still in florida.
2b7c3f No.2240938
f7e2c0 No.2240939
>>2240935
N o i c e
>>2240936
When you live in hell you just do you're best to make do with what you got.
>>2240937
[Continued clapping]
c10a0e No.2240940
>>2240939
Where is vacation?
>Americans clap when there is a Mushroom joek
f7e2c0 No.2240941
>>2240940
We'll be at Disney for the rest of this week for my mother's birthday.
c10a0e No.2240942
d9be68 No.2240943
>>2240941
Nice, let me know if you want to meet somewhere over the weekend. I'll give you some of the beer I made.
f7e2c0 No.2240944
>>2240943
We'll be fairly busy on our end, people joining us to visit and junk, so I doubt anything will be concrete this time.
But we're in Orlando frequently enough throughout the year that I'm not worried in the least, I'll get in on some form of alcohol sooner or later.
d9be68 No.2240945
>>2240944
Might not have any, then.
f7e2c0 No.2240946
>>2240945
I know I'll be sitting on free time when I'm there in May. We'll see what happens
2b7c3f No.2240947
>>2240939
yeah but like
leaving hell would be more of a vacation
f7e2c0 No.2240948
2b7c3f No.2240949
>>2240948
Shit
u rite
better save money by going to didny wurl
f7e2c0 No.2240950
>>2240949
Now you're getting it
2b7c3f No.2240951
>>2240950
how could I be so foolish to ignore such a famously budget location
f7e2c0 No.2240952
>>2240951
Reee captcha eating my reply
In a seriousness, we do have a camper which offsets the costs of staying there, significantly.
Also Florida resident discounts and other shit
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7c770c No.2240956
i aint no god damn sanfran faggot
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7c770c No.2240963
>>2240962
that would be nice if there was more variety tbh
4347ba No.2240964
>>2240963
bigger room with more holes and therefore more dicks, 6" longer and 3" shorter ones?
c10a0e No.2240965
7c770c No.2240967
>>2240964
same room, a nice range of dicks between 8 and 1 inches
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7c770c No.2240971
>>2240970
if i can get it in my mouth then its not too small
2b7c3f No.2240972
4347ba No.2240973
>>2240971
what if that room was for paints and ribbons and bow ties though?
7c770c No.2240974
d9be68 No.2240975
tracer woke me up with a smoothie and donuts
the only reason to get out of bed early :3
>>2240946
I will join
should be fun ^^
4347ba No.2240976
>>2240974
professional snake art
7c770c No.2240977
>>2240976
miss me with that gay shit
>>2240975
cute
d7f514 No.2240978
>>2240969
stop calling me a nerd ;-;
f7e2c0 No.2240980
7c770c No.2240981
2b7c3f No.2240982
>>2240978
I call everyone nerds
d7f514 No.2240983
>>2240982
oh alright then
carry on
ec658b No.2240984
>>2240977
rihana jus hit me in a text...
last night she jus hit me in a text.
wait u jus hit me in a text?.. insult me in a text compliment me in a text? dam.
d9be68 No.2240985
>>2240978
nerds are cool =w=
except maybe TURBOnerds
>>2240980
i don't drink but we can still get food and stuff, and you two can drink
>>2240981
i'll pls you alright
2b7c3f No.2240986
>>2240983
yeah
u heckin nerd
2b7c3f No.2240987
god I wish I was a ==TURBO==nerd
c10a0e No.2240988
Nezi is a fucking idiot nerd.
d9be68 No.2240990
>>2240988
somebody needs a hug
-hugs-
d9be68 No.2240992
>>2240991
that makeup is absolutely disgusting
d7f514 No.2240993
>>2240985
but surely a turbonerd is just a bigger nerd, thereby making them cooler
>>2240986
yeah well if I'm a nerd then you are
4347ba No.2240994
>>2240992
so i'll fuck her and you grudge fuck her face so you don't have to see it.
2b7c3f No.2240995
>>2240993
yes
hello
where are the proofs?
d9be68 No.2240996
>>2240993
nah
it's TOO FAR man
>>2240994
:puke:
4347ba No.2240997
>>2240996
you could forcefully remove her makeup that way too.
and um, sucking cock like that would be good for her. get her better at it and grow her some character.
d7f514 No.2240998
>>2240995
you just gotta believe me mang
>>2240996
of course, I see now
d9be68 No.2240999
>>2240997
what a shitty tattoo
all this bad taste
smh
i fucking hate makeup
girls look prettier without it usually
maybe just a little is fine
>>2240998
do not lose your way loafers
you must abandon the mantra of the turbonerd and become normie
5e746b No.2241000
d7f514 No.2241001
>>2240999
ok how am I supposed to do that
I may abandon my mantra but never my mana
>>2241000
subtle actually posts here now you can stop calling me by his name desu
7c770c No.2241002
i kinda wanna try wearing mascara and eye liner at some point tbh
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530ab6 No.2241004
>>2240975
Why didn't he wake you up with a kiss...?
292299 No.2241005
4347ba No.2241006
>>2240999
For dating. It's better than the multitudes of homely looking ones that you see everywhere.
530ab6 No.2241007
>>2241005
Maybe they're waiting for marriage before they get too intimate.
d9be68 No.2241008
>>2241002
>>2241003
bad
>>2241001
follow the normie step program:
1) get a job
2) hit the gym
3) lose weight
4) get a girlfriend
congrats you are now a normie chad
>>2241004
>>2241005
faggots
>>2241006
really pretty girl in high school went from no makeup to raccoon'd out disgusting
made me very sad
292299 No.2241009
>>2241007
Is that why we haven't kissed yet tee hee~
7c770c No.2241011
>>2241008
i think i might look cute with it, maybe not now but when im a little thinner in the face.
5e746b No.2241012
>>2241001
But how else am I gonna flirt with you?
530ab6 No.2241013
>>2241009
No that's because you smell bad.
292299 No.2241014
>>2241013
I smell great. Fuck you.
7c770c No.2241017
d7f514 No.2241018
>>2241008
1) ok
2) ok
3) I'm underweight though
4) no
why do I want to become a chad again I forgot
>>2241012
I don't know I can't ever say I ever interpreted it as such
I suppose that's on you really
5e746b No.2241020
Kyle link me some Isabella doujins
I know you specialize with dog porn
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0885a8 No.2241022
>>2241002
>>2241003
You're just gonna look crazy like Billie Joe Armstrong
292299 No.2241023
>>2241015
Daddy, not in front of my frie.....these people.
292299 No.2241024
Anthony. Why would I have straight dog porn?
4347ba No.2241025
>>2241008
first, i'd watch that word since a poster goes by that and might give you a hard time about it.
and I know some that aren't bad at all after high school and some that went to horrible. It seemed like the whole spectrum out there. Mostly people with kids though now.
>>2241014
But do you roll on the ground after taking a shower and putting some good cologne on?
5e1f33 No.2241026
i'm fookn tired
and i gotta go to class
grrrr
5e746b No.2241029
>>2241024
God damn it Kyle
292299 No.2241030
>>2241029
I mean, I have guys fucking female dogs IRL, but you don't want any of that now do you?
5e746b No.2241032
>>2241028
Oh shit you actually replied
>>2241030
Sounds kinda spooky
0885a8 No.2241034
>>2241032
Yeah what you gonna do about it
c10a0e No.2241035
where are the good posters?
5e746b No.2241036
>>2241034
Didn't think I'd get this far
Uhh...Let's see
I'll take my chances and ask you how you day has been, hopefully stressfree
>>2241033
I'll stick to my straight vanilla porn, I guessssssss
4347ba No.2241037
>>2241035
Their're not posting porn, that's all i know
0885a8 No.2241040
>>2241036
Definitely enjoyable and stress-free, my new job and there people there are very accommodating
7c770c No.2241041
for fucks sake squash
>>2241022
only one way to find out
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292299 No.2241045
What? As opposed to the loli?
5e746b No.2241046
>>2241040
>new job
Nice! It sounds pretty comfy, just aslong as your boss aint a douche and the people there are easy going then it should be a great job
How far is it from your pad?
>>2241038
So lolz how you get shit on more for posting furry shit than I do when I post pedoshit
Fuckin double standards lmao
4347ba No.2241047
What if squash was actually a loli.
292299 No.2241048
I'm a dog.
>>2241046
It's funny because dog fucking isn't even illegal in some states.
And in most it's just a misdemeanor.
1d41c7 No.2241049
>>2241047
then I would feel bad for wanting to suck his cock.
5e746b No.2241050
>>2241048
>And in most it's just a misdemeanor.
292299 No.2241051
You should feel bad for wanting to suck my cock because you should have better standards.
>>2241050
Don't leave me alone with your dog.
c10a0e No.2241052
Squash is atleast one rung up from moogs/baddog/sci. But that isnt much of a compliment.
292299 No.2241054
Scoots is on par with Aries.
Or however you spell their name.
c10a0e No.2241056
Looks AND personality? Shiet son.
292299 No.2241057
I was going with idiocy, but you do you.
c10a0e No.2241060
Bad boys don't get treats.
292299 No.2241061
ERIO GIVES ME TREATS
FUCK YOU
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1d41c7 No.2241064
>>2241063
Yeah I want her to F U C K M E
I N T H E B U T T H O L E
461df9 No.2241066
>>2241064
Are you even trying???
461df9 No.2241067
Every time i hear her say that i all caps it in the chat because why would you even encourage that really
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d7f514 No.2241076
>>2241072
yeah pretty much
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0885a8 No.2241078
>>2241046
Literally just a 5 minute walk :3
505903 No.2241080
>>2241079
I still will never know.
4347ba No.2241081
>>2241080
The only thing i can think of is trail Gabby and learn the ways of the penis guru.You will then know which to leave be and which to swallow down vigorously
505903 No.2241082
>>2241081
I care for no dicks other than my own. A guru I couldn't be.
4347ba No.2241083
>>2241082
You probably still could be. It would be like a heterosexual sex therapist that gives advice to couples. He don't care about the cocks or want to be around when she's getting it but he just does his thang.
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d7f514 No.2241086
>>2241084
happy birthday duchess
7c770c No.2241088
>>2241087
>cross not coming from dick
tokai would not be pleased
269158 No.2241090
>>2241088
I am sorry to displease him then.
>>2241089
Well, potentially.
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7b7f77 No.2241092
>>2241084
This is how the ancients worshiped their deities
505903 No.2241093
>>2241092
Waifus are deities.
7b7f77 No.2241094
>>2241093
Sometimes people would get symbolically married to a deity
Does that mean those deities were waifus and husbandos? You could argue that the nazarene is the husbando of every nun; I think that's what catholics say
505903 No.2241095
>>2241094
>Does that mean those deities were waifus and husbandos?
I mean, if you're gonna make an anime with every deity, that is what would happen.
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7b7f77 No.2241097
>>2241095
I'm sure a ton of them have been in animes
>>2241096
-huggu- ^^
505903 No.2241098
>>2241097
Oh yeah, for sure. I just know there's one with Jesus and Buddha-god-guy.
505903 No.2241100
>>2241099
I am not in the mood to think about hugging girls without getting at least minorly depressed.
....What's the deal with their haircuts though.
64a831 No.2241101
>>2241100
I'm majorly depressed but that won't stop me
What do you mean? It's generic anime haircuts
c5dc3e No.2241102
Restated for emphasis:
Doki Doki Literature Club is shit.
432ae4 No.2241104
I wish Tsuchi noticed me.
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64a831 No.2241106
>>2241102
Can't argue that
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c5dc3e No.2241109
At least you'll still have Rin's donger to comfort you in your heartbreak.
505903 No.2241110
>>2241101
Fun.
Nono. these defy more logic than usual.
c5dc3e No.2241111
>>2241107
If they ask you to take a seat on the couch, run out the door.
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c5dc3e No.2241114
Did you and him break up?
64a831 No.2241115
>>2241110
I'm the life of the party
Since when was their logic to anime hair?
571589 No.2241116
>>2241111
ur dumb
>>2241112
ye i'm kinda excited but not sure how to feel about the pay still. It's tomorrow before work so I'll find out the number in the morning.
432ae4 No.2241117
Yeah. She couldn't handle that she was my second choice.
c5dc3e No.2241118
DDLC's hairdos aren't really that bad compared to most anime shit
505903 No.2241119
>>2241115
It's not like you're not.
I guess there never was any, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't bother me.
>their
c5dc3e No.2241120
>>2241117
Was Subtle your first?
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7b7f77 No.2241122
>>2241098
I watched a bit of an anime where a girl goes to a school with a bunch of male gods or something
>>2241107
Upgrading your jerb?
64a831 No.2241123
>>2241116
You knew the pay was lower off the bat though, right?
>>2241119
Fake it to make it
Phone posting is suffering
Ree
c5dc3e No.2241124
>>2241121
Gross.
I'd never settle for a Czechoslovakian.
571589 No.2241125
>>2241122
yes and no
a lateral move but it won't be fast food.
>>2241123
I did. The cost/difference will be for my sanity.
c5dc3e No.2241126
>>2241125
Is it still prep cook stuff you were going for?
432ae4 No.2241127
>>2241124
Good. My actual first choice has always been Test anyway
7b7f77 No.2241128
Echo go to bed
>>2241125
What will it be? ^^
c5dc3e No.2241129
>>2241127
Too bad.
Test is already mine.
64a831 No.2241130
>>2241125
I mean there's an importance in paying for what the labor is worth. Evidently the amount of labor you were doing in your previous job wasn't worth what they offered.
It's a healthy move for you.
432ae4 No.2241131
Why?
>>2241129
He's cheating on you.
571589 No.2241132
>>2241126
Linecook for my regular bar/pizza place.
At the very least there's gonna be a shit-ton more variety of shit to fry, y'know. Plus, if I'm there every night anyway I might as well be paid for it.
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530ab6 No.2241134
>>2241127
>>2241129
I'm sorry fellas, but I already married both Goggles and Lloyd.
I can't have FOUR husbands.
c5dc3e No.2241135
>>2241131
Test is a pure and chaste woman that's saving herself for marriage.
7b7f77 No.2241136
>>2241131
Cause you're drunk and u probably have school tomorrow
>>2241132
I did a bit of that when I delivered for Pizza Hut
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c5dc3e No.2241138
>>2241132
Is it a bar that is really strict about drinking rules off the clock or during closing?
c5dc3e No.2241139
>>2241134
>black and an abbo
BURN THE COAL; PAY THE TOLL.
432ae4 No.2241140
>>2241134
I'm a girl ;;
>>2241135
So you'd make a shitty bf anyway.
>>2241136
I do not.
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7b7f77 No.2241142
>>2241140
What do you do? Are you still in college or what
c5dc3e No.2241143
>>2241140
Just because I get drunk and beat my significant others doesn't make me a bad significant other.
571589 No.2241144
>>2241130
Well yeah, not for doing what I do currently for what they're paying me lol.
But yeah there's gotta be some sort of price for all the drama and shit I have to deal with and cover for. I think it'll be a good move. If they say 14 then I'm fkn in.
>>2241136
I think it'll be good.
>>2241138
Probably not. I'd still be allowed to drink there unlike previous establishments I've worked for.
I'm hoping this will actually cut down on my drinking cause typically my rule is not to go to where you work, but we'll see.
530ab6 No.2241145
>>2241143
And don't forget the basement cage.
7b7f77 No.2241146
>>2241144
Delivering is better tho imo cause you can be high and listen to music while u just drive around and hand people pizza
c5dc3e No.2241147
>>2241144
Yeah, the only real thing I know from anecdotes is that some places with a frat-esque mentality tend to end up kind of shitty places to work since almost everyone pushes the limit between buzzed/functional and drunk/useless.
>>2241145
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYONE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
7b7f77 No.2241148
He's talking about how u keep Smiles in a cage in ur basement and don't let her talk to anyone
530ab6 No.2241149
>>2241147
Smiles kept shitting in the cage and wouldn't share the water bowl with me.
571589 No.2241150
>>2241146
I thought about that but I'm not too keen on driving a manual thru NH winter for a job. I wanna baby Beatrice.
>>2241147
Oh it's def not allowed on the clock there if that's what you're asking.
64a831 No.2241151
>wanting a water bowl
Fucking entitlement
ec658b No.2241152
here in my garage jus bout this uh new lamborghini here.
fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills.
7b7f77 No.2241153
>>2241150
>manual
Whoa slow down I don't know these fancy car words
Seriously tho I didn't even realize that was somehow worse for driving in snow lol
But I never delivered in the snow; it was just a summer job
You named your car? ^^
>>2241152
I mostly don't care about cars but at the same time I kind of want to get rich and get a black Maserati
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64a831 No.2241155
8chan is a pleasant, functional website
7b7f77 No.2241156
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
571589 No.2241157
>>2241153
Well idk if it's better or worse cause this'll be my first one I've had during a winter lol
Of course I named my car.
7b7f77 No.2241158
>>2241157
Idk either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What did you name it after? ^^
ec658b No.2241159
>>2241153
here in my lamborghini fun to drive this lamborghini in the lamborghini hills.
571589 No.2241160
>>2241158
that bitch from when the seagulls cry or w/e
7b7f77 No.2241161
>>2241159
yay posting and driving!
:)
>>2241160
Is that an anime game
An anime game came up on Google
7b7f77 No.2241164
>>2241162
I didn't think you were that much of a weeb ^^
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571589 No.2241167
>>2241164
DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT JEEZ
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776545 No.2241171
>>2241169
hai maddie
whatcha doin
776545 No.2241172
>>2241169
hai maddie
whatcha doin
7b7f77 No.2241174
Is 8chan still being bad or are u just gay
>>2241165
ay gurl how u
>>2241167
-huggu- ^^
>>2241168
ay gurl how u
>>2241173
Looks like she's smonking a joint, Luka
Cigarette butts are brown
7b7f77 No.2241175
Have u guys ever thought like "what if we found a better, more reliable chan with a board that would tolerate the presence of our constant threads?"
Or maybe we should just make Test make a website; that would probably be better
292299 No.2241177
You mean a place where Sci can post again?
Yeah no.
940188 No.2241179
Strange question time. Ok leading info: for the last few days we have been hearing religious music on the first floor. The source is unknown. It's always old sacred hymns. Odd that I can't find the source... knocked on my neighbors door and they were watching a football game. No music there... it only happens when the ac kicks on and stops when the ac kicks off. Very faint sound. Now I have a lot of gear here that emits emf interference.
I realized that around 5 days ago I put in a 5ghz router on the second floor... I'm unaware that a router could carry radio signals to digital thermostats.
What... aside from Devine intervention could cause this?
7b7f77 No.2241180
>>2241176
Sexy holes
>>2241177
So you're saying we should make Test make a chan?
7b7f77 No.2241181
>>2241178
How was ur day
>>2241179
Basement cult
940188 No.2241182
>>2241176
prepare your anus
4347ba No.2241183
>>2241179
The only thing I can add is that back in our day, right before the NetZero free dial up, I used to be on the cb. The CB radio of a friend of mine overbled the fridge and other things that you'd expect. Creepy. He was using a linear too with some high wattage output.
940188 No.2241184
>>2241181
more sciency, less guessy
no basements here breh
7b7f77 No.2241185
>>2241184
No basements that you know of
940188 No.2241186
>>2241183
i do have a cb... but i havent used it in ages.
powered off currently
tis a mystery. any other thoughts?
>more computah porn
>my old rig, note the jumper on the psu, exposed and touching the carpet
4347ba No.2241187
>>2241180
crunchyhole
>>2241182
KEK
DIN-5
940188 No.2241188
>>2241187
still have both these drives, both contain old /b/ folders.... both make that awesome clicking sound
940188 No.2241189
ibm thinkpad... ca1993
still fully armed and operational battlestation
windows 95 installed
940188 No.2241190
thinkpad internet connectivity panel... no ethernet port, modem only. note AOL dialup
940188 No.2241191
remember when IR beaming was a thing?
4347ba No.2241192
>>2241186
Shit. I remember that some old, old processors about 13 years ago interfered with some things nearby. It's been a while so I can't remember specifics. maybe it was police scanners and around the 450 MHz range.
I remember using two power supplies in my system because one was too little. there was two pins you jump together to keep it powered on.
>>2241188
IBM deathstar. return it to ibm, receive another clicking deathstar. return to ibm. Get sent another deathstar. repeat until insanity is complete.
>>2241190
Gawd No. My tech friend uses a virtual console.
940188 No.2241195
>>2241192
man theres just too many potential things here to rule them all out... p sure some of my shit is just picking up public radio, using the home wiring as an antennae
4347ba No.2241198
>>2241195
Maybe find a radio, see the frequency that it's on and maybe you'll find something in the AC at that frequency that has a lot of power.
>>2241196
You came to the right place then. You got rape, talk, shitposting, e-spoon, drive-by gaying, etc that you can get or do.
446836 No.2241199
>>2241198
>e-spoon
My fetish.
7b7f77 No.2241200
>>2241187
ur mom's
>>2241194
You could have posted more ^^
Actually idk how much you did before a certain time
>>2241196
I'm going to bite you
2b7c3f No.2241201
god I just want to have my mate drive the care as I stick my dick out the window and drive-by-gay some niggas
940188 No.2241202
>>2241198
lol
i found the public broadcast channel just now on the AM band.
pulling in through the new router and being amplified through the wiring in the walls like an antennae
446836 No.2241203
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4347ba No.2241204
>>2241199
so uh, being silverwave and the interwebs, what would e-butterknifing and e-forking be?
>>2241200
My mom is almost 57 and just had a miscarriage. It's a good thing actually.
>>2241201
That sounds sticky.
>>2241202
Dam... that's some hella crazy shit.
6fdf22 No.2241205
>>2241200
This time I will not forget I posted.
7b7f77 No.2241207
>>2241203
That's lewd
No I'd be gentle with your tiny cock
>>2241204
Pretty old for babby
>>2241205
Like for how long? Until you make your next post?
2b7c3f No.2241208
>wish will never bite your leg while you finger them
why even live, bros?
4347ba No.2241209
>>2241206
silverware*
firstly, how do you e-knife? Since you like the e-spoon, maybe you'd know.
7b7f77 No.2241211
Oh I thought that was a big cock at first LOL
Sure
940188 No.2241212
>>2241204
the same kinda shit happens when im janky af tinkering with shit here
7b7f77 No.2241213
>>2241210
You'd miss me too much
Sorry, I'm sleepy ^^
6fdf22 No.2241214
>>2241207
I will remember forever.
How are you?
d6e6c3 No.2241215
I immolated one of those free propaganda new testaments that they give out on college campuses because it was going to be thrown in the normal waste but I don't feel better about anything
Even the feelings that should have been sated by acts of destruction
4347ba No.2241217
>>2241207
Way too old. The baby would have to take care of her half the time.
>>2241212
My car is closer to that these days than anything else.
940188 No.2241218
>>2241215
is it because in some deeper sense that you still believe in the teachings of the bible?
7b7f77 No.2241219
>>2241214
Pretty good; been making lots of money and exercising a lot
You?
>>2241216
But yeah that image opened big on my screen and I didn't see the whole thing and I thought she was biting a giant cock
940188 No.2241220
>>2241217
i cant stop fucking with stuff here bro, i know your feels
i think at some point i might actually build a sexbot
446836 No.2241221
>>2241219
Yeah, you are pretty dumb tbh
d6e6c3 No.2241224
>>2241218
What no it was veneration by immolation
I wanted to destroy something sure but like it's against my principles to let a Bible, even if it is the missionary propaganda version, be thrown into the normal garbage
Burning it was a more honorable end for the book and somewhat relaxing to me
I just don't feel better
4347ba No.2241225
>>2241220
The functioning sexual parts are the most interesting. From not being able to concentrate on the other parts, i'd prolly end up using cardboard for the rest or something
2b7c3f No.2241226
7b7f77 No.2241227
>>2241221
Everyone is sometimes and in some ways
Except for you; you're a genius in every way, right? :3
87e643 No.2241228
>>2241223
The right box is more whole, unhindered by letters.
7b7f77 No.2241229
446836 No.2241230
>>2241227
Nigga I'm dumb as hell lmao
940188 No.2241231
>>2241224
i dont understand how destroying something to widely accepted could bring you comfort. pls esplainee
>>2241225
not that i would under normal circumstances (i totally would)
but likely just store bought sexual parts surrounded by niggered together machine
7b7f77 No.2241233
>>2241230
You say you have a big ego but then you say things like this
Which is it? ^^
6fdf22 No.2241234
>>2241219
Doing neither of those things. Exercise will resume at some point. Relatives are in town, keep having to go out to spend time with them which I am beginning to get tired of.
940188 No.2241235
>>2241226
>>2241228
wow... 2 opposing viewpoints
do we have a tie breaker?
7b7f77 No.2241236
>>2241232
Sorry for that lackluster reply I'm super distracted tbh
What did u do today
>>2241234
You could just not
87e643 No.2241237
>>2241235
Booo! Hisss!
Right box! Woo!
Right box! Right box! HOORAAH
940188 No.2241238
6fdf22 No.2241239
>>2241236
They are very insistent.
4347ba No.2241240
>>2241231
Whatever works really. This webm gets my gears grinding with ideas for tools.
940188 No.2241241
>>2241240
pmuch just a solid piece of cast aluminum there... crafty
d6e6c3 No.2241242
>>2241231
By nature I'm a violent and destructive person
By whatever it is that passes for my belief system, things that are important but no longer useful or viable get burned
I'm going to be cremated when I die
I believe everything that is past its use should be recycled or burned to nothing
Fire is peaceful and relaxing to me
Also, I have a lot of built up stress, anger, and frustration, I'm sleep deprived, beginning to experience psychosis, and having to evict my roommate in like four days because it's mostly because I can't live in the same house as someone
I was hoping a ritualistic burning would be relaxing and soothing
My second choice was to powderize a brick with a 2lb hammer but I found the bible
940188 No.2241243
seems were leaning to the right here
4347ba No.2241244
>>2241241
I'm trying to figure if they modified something or how the whole machine ended up getting made.
940188 No.2241245
>>2241242
is the second option still viable or is destruction kindof a one-off on the nightly basis
87e643 No.2241246
>>2241243
clean, pure, unhindered
Also howsu
ec658b No.2241247
Joaquin Phoenix is the man
rip River Phoenix.
940188 No.2241248
>>2241246
lol hey suuup
>>2241244
rack and pinion system, probably re engineered
maybe from something in the food service industry
d6e6c3 No.2241249
>>2241245
I'm too tired I got 3 hours of sleep, two small meals, and I'm already in bed naked and my pos roommate is like, playing wow, crying, and shitposting on facebook
87e643 No.2241250
>>2241248
Watchin youtubeshits, got work in a couple hours.
Whats up with you?
69f0fb No.2241251
>>2241242
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.
940188 No.2241252
>>2241249
hot... sorry about the irritability tho
be all passive agressive about it. storm in there nude, dont say a word, unplug they shit, storm out
>>2241250
im reposting memes i post here in facebook... like a big steaming pile of shitpost
btw we got a vote for the left
2b7c3f No.2241254
>>2241253
who filmed you for this video, test?
7b7f77 No.2241255
I haven't masturbated in a week and I feel like I have a ton of excess energy because of that and maybe I should masturbate tonight so my cummies stop being so pent-up
>>2241239
This reply to u I'm making now was kind of slow
I bet you forgot about the thread by now
4347ba No.2241256
>>2241248
I wonder how one can get asked to design something for the purpose of pussy fucking. Sites would have to reuse machines it would seem because it would cost enough to where they couldn't get their money back per scene for labor and parts on top of paying the model to get fucked by it.
87e643 No.2241257
>>2241252
Facebook is bad for you!
Voting out of pity is okay too.
6fdf22 No.2241258
>>2241255
Never masturbate again and attain happiness.
I didn't forget.
940188 No.2241259
>>2241256
i can imagine engineers in the porn industry yanno
>>2241257
hey man i dont even care
530ab6 No.2241260
>>2241254
What are you talking about, that's the REAL Reaper from Overwatch.
d6e6c3 No.2241261
>>2241251
How on earth is that edgy
That's some honesty and some gay ass hippy shit
>>2241252
Yeah it's hot that's why I sleep naked I live in the south
7b7f77 No.2241262
>>2241258
Good job
Masturbation helps with happiness tho
940188 No.2241263
>>2241261
ey its all good... i often also sleep au naturale
4347ba No.2241264
>>2241255
Into wish's butt it goes.
>>2241259
I guess i'd just have to see their income and expenditures to understand it.
69f0fb No.2241265
>>2241261
>By nature I'm a violent and destructive person
>Fire is peaceful and relaxing to me
>I was hoping a ritualistic burning would be relaxing and soothing
>My second choice was to powderize a brick with a 2lb hammer but I found the bible
6fdf22 No.2241266
>>2241262
Maybe, idk. I don't do that.
940188 No.2241267
>>2241264
so yeah.... smart perverts. i admire them greatly
202d66 No.2241268
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2241236
i slept
and woke up less than a couple hours ago
and watched youtube
69f0fb No.2241269
>>2241260
I bet you go to public spaces in a black trenchcoat and just scream DIE DIE DIE while spinning around with foam katanas.
7b7f77 No.2241270
>>2241264
Maybe it'll go in your butt
>>2241266
Surely u've done it before
Btw have you e-fucked? And don't lie to me
>>2241268
Oh, you're nocturnal I guess :3
530ab6 No.2241272
>>2241269
I think most people expect that shit from you.
Your dual blades, "Tranny Killer" and "Nigger Slayer".
940188 No.2241273
>>2241271
its all good friend we cant all be panty wastes
7b7f77 No.2241274
Test-kun ignores my DM's uwu
2b7c3f No.2241275
>>2241260
yes, its u, who filmed you?
940188 No.2241277
but like.. sci didnt make the video, its literally been floating around for ages
7b7f77 No.2241278
>>2241276
If 8chan gets worse I'm going to make a chan and give u all the responsibility for moderating it
69f0fb No.2241279
>>2241272
I dress too much like a middle aged white dude for that. All I wear anymore are various colored khakis, button ups with either a graphic tee underneath or a layering sweater of some sort.
d6e6c3 No.2241280
>>2241265
Honesty
Hippy
Hippy
Honesty
69f0fb No.2241281
>>2241280
You can put your Linkin Park cassettes away.
202d66 No.2241282
>>2241270
mhm
the sun sets
and im free to go
530ab6 No.2241283
>>2241279
The only thing I own that's black are dress pants.
d6e6c3 No.2241284
>>2241281
They're already away I don't own a cassette player
6fdf22 No.2241285
>>2241270
I do not do sexual things over the internet, that is silly.
530ab6 No.2241286
>>2241280
That is all edgy.
87e643 No.2241287
>>2241273
muh human decency
7b7f77 No.2241288
>>2241282
I tend to wake up at like noon and go to bed a bit before the sun comes up
I'm a NEET like u now except I make internet bux
>>2241285
You're so cute though
What a waste
69f0fb No.2241290
>>2241283
I think I have a black tee shirt that is all of the phases of the moon and diagrams of its orbit. Nothing else I own is black, other than the slaves.
6fdf22 No.2241292
>>2241288
It is important for a maiden to retain their purity.
940188 No.2241293
>>2241287
good good
let the asspain flow through you
7b7f77 No.2241294
>>2241291
Am I not allowed to casually mention you being a NEET uwu
d6e6c3 No.2241295
>>2241286
Isn't setting things on fire like a human instinct
7b7f77 No.2241296
>>2241292
Purity is a meme
You can't know if you'll like it until u try it
940188 No.2241297
being a total slut is a meme... cant know if you love dick til you slide around on a dick
202d66 No.2241298
>>2241294
Not with that attitude.
69f0fb No.2241299
>you can't even mention that a NEET is a NEET
Is it like "n-word" privileges?
7b7f77 No.2241300
Tonight I think I'll masturbate some time soon and then increase my high and add alcohol to the equation and then dance outside on the deck while listening to edgy rap on my headphones
>>2241297
I feel like you misunderstood because what u said in your second sentence is kind of what I was saying in my second one
>>2241298
I-is something wrong with my attitude right now, Luka-chan? uwu
7b7f77 No.2241301
Btw Kissy you said you wouldn't leave the thread so if u stop replying you lose
6fdf22 No.2241302
>>2241296
internet relations are too shallow for me.
202d66 No.2241303
>>2241300
hmmmmmmmmmm.....
87e643 No.2241304
>>2241293
I can deal with most anyone, however some I neednt know on that level when I meet them
940188 No.2241305
>>2241300
i feel like i just rephrased and repeated your idea so i could capture the luls from it and leech any idea you may have had as my own
940188 No.2241306
>>2241304
is this a roundabout way of saying you and I will never meet irl because you secretly hate me?
69f0fb No.2241307
I feel like Sama probably has met up with a lot of people with only him knowing about it.
87e643 No.2241308
>>2241306
Ive met a few posters irl
Had funtimes with a couple.
7b7f77 No.2241309
>>2241302
It's just fun
What are your fetishes, by the way? ^^
>>2241303
ówò
>>2241305
Feel free to keep repeating it until everyone knows that sexual purity is a social construct
940188 No.2241310
i feel like sushi might be almost correct
>>2241308
just not me tho...lol
87e643 No.2241312
>>2241310
America is on my list, if I'm by your way, for certain.
940188 No.2241313
>>2241309
isnt sexual experimentation something of a personal journey tho
7b7f77 No.2241315
>>2241311
-pets u-
>>2241313
I mean the concept of purity
6fdf22 No.2241316
>>2241309
Raising children as a two parent family.
87e643 No.2241317
>>2241314
Although uni is still on the plate, travel is looking more viable at the moment.
7b7f77 No.2241318
>>2241316
I'm not sure you're being honest
You should be a real nigga like me
940188 No.2241320
>>2241315
oh that. the whole shibang is potentially mired in differing ideologies... and i cant eat politics or religion
940188 No.2241321
>>2241317
cool... if youve passed the moonshine stills and dueling banjo music youve missed me
6fdf22 No.2241322
>>2241318
You are right, I do not really want children.
940188 No.2241323
*plucks a little diddy on this here geetar fiddle
87e643 No.2241324
>>2241321
Other substances would be nice, I dont drink anymore
7b7f77 No.2241325
>>2241319
-runs my fingers through your hair- ^^
>>2241320
U don't need to
You just need to be a wild beast loosed upon this world
>>2241322
Kissy please; I'm just trying to get to know you :3
7b7f77 No.2241327
>>2241326
Are we friends, Kissy? ♥
202d66 No.2241329
>>2241328
new thread
>>2241328
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>>2241328
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>>2241328
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>>2241328
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>>2241328
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>>2241328
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940188 No.2241330
>>2241324
i uhh... know a guy that can get things
>>2241325
but i like my cozy life, far removed from the whims of you ruffians