cdef1b No.2236896
c9e0a0 No.2236897
e1155e No.2236898
e72481 No.2236901
0d53d6 No.2236902
>>2236901
no it's afternoon
the only time zone that exists is my one
056cc3 No.2236903
This thread is now contaminated with Dutch.
c9e0a0 No.2236904
Put the dutch
in the oven
with a crutch
her dag tovren
056cc3 No.2236905
>>2236904
>her dag tovren
?
e72481 No.2236906
>>2236902
False
Your time zone is the only one that doesn't exist
c9e0a0 No.2236907
e1155e No.2236908
>>2236903
Time for the purge
0d53d6 No.2236909
056cc3 No.2236911
e72481 No.2236912
I just had a poop so girthy it made my ass hole bleed
d5a424 No.2236915
54e074 No.2236917
torrent client pls go faster
c9e0a0 No.2236919
AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
54e074 No.2236921
ec335d No.2236922
>>2236916
maybe i'll go and complain on Rizon then
03a9e6 No.2236923
>>2236922
Hard telling what is up.
8b6f3f No.2236925
Good news, got 8 cans of cider today.
Bad news, I lost dota2 again. ;w;
c9e0a0 No.2236926
>getting in on the facebook meme game
ec335d No.2236927
f21a74 No.2236928
>>2236925
the usual cider?
8b6f3f No.2236931
>>2236928
>>2236928
Yep, Taurus Dark Fruits.
>>2236930
Ey boi, can I habe teh pussi pls b0ss?
50f890 No.2236932
>>2236925
Do you drink every day
dad6c9 No.2236933
>>2236931
Only if you're a good boy.
Busy day yesterday?
8b6f3f No.2236934
>>2236932
Not EVERY day, just most days. Nothing else to do.
>>2236933
Yeah, I had to go to Talent Match to discuss my career then had to volunteer with the boys and girls youth club. Glad I can put my feet up now, done my homework, contacted 2 schools for placements so now I can just chill.
I've been a very good boi.
dad6c9 No.2236935
>>2236934
Congratulations, you freed yourself pretty early, too. You deserve a treat.
2292ab No.2236936
Hello this is Yan reporting from the center of Hurricane Florence
The storm is a pussy and it's mom big gay
c9e0a0 No.2236938
a32915 No.2236939
>Drinking Cider
Jesus man, can you be anymore British?
cdef1b No.2236941
50f890 No.2236943
>>2236939
Downing pints at a pub, probably
At least he's not that much of an alcoholic
a32915 No.2236944
>>2236943
Na, I don't hold downing pints at a pub against anybody. It is what I endeavor to do at every opportunity.
But sipping cider is just....wrong....
c401dc No.2236945
*sips cider*
leest we goh our bloody borders back innit
*drives away on a tractor*
50f890 No.2236946
8b6f3f No.2236947
>>2236939
I could dunk digestives in the booze.
>>2236935
That's why I got myself extra cans, felt like a treat.
e80a88 No.2236948
cider is literally beer but not shit
dad6c9 No.2236949
>>2236947
I meant a different kind. Now shut up and kiss me.
a32915 No.2236950
Oh, so went and fixed that whole Muslim problem ya got, ditcha? That is just fucking great, right on ya, mate!
>>2236947
You know, that might do it. Dunking crackers in cider might just be the most British thing you could do when it comes to alcohol.
>>2236948
Nobody cares what an English Prisoner sent away down south thinks.
8b6f3f No.2236951
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>>2236945
OI M8! Whut time is it?
50f890 No.2236952
Not just ragheads, but the Polish too
a32915 No.2236953
Hey, now you be kind to my Pollock ancestors or I'll have to come over there and beat you over the head with me cock.
8b6f3f No.2236954
>>2236949
*kissu*
>>2236950
Not just any biscuit, it has to be McVities.
a32915 No.2236955
>>2236954
You know I have dunked a few crackers in my tea before. I can see the appeal, but it is just such a bother.
c9e0a0 No.2236957
056cc3 No.2236958
>>2236952
Subtle. What do I need to do NOW for money?
You told me to go underground and the first one I went to gave me a chest with an exalt.
Give me your magic words.
c9e0a0 No.2236959
FUCK THE EU
BRITISH MEMES
BREXIT MEMES BREAKFAST
f21a74 No.2236960
>>2236931
man im looking forward to having an actual drink with the bf again, rum gets tiring after a while.
>>2236936
no issues with power?
>>2236937
no u
>>2236939
i mean torus fruits aint quite a pint with mogg and the crew down in somerset
50f890 No.2236961
>>2236958
If you have sulphite then just go downwards until you find A. a city, or B. a currency node
When you run out of sulphite just run the highest level maps you're comfortable with, until you fill up on sulphite again
I'm glad my advice worked out for you :3
8b6f3f No.2236962
Did someone say British Memes?
Ever heard of Purple Aki? He's a black guy who goes around touching muscles of buff men. So black he is purple apparently. Boogeyman of North England. Has a muscle touching ban and is banned from most places in the north.
>>2236956
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f21a74 No.2236963
589936 No.2236964
Thinking of buying all the FF games on PS1.
They have all of them up to 9 and a few spin offs.
733c64 No.2236965
>refunded a purchase through walmart a long time ago
>package arrives today
>it's the thing I was trying to order and already have
>it's a knock off in a damaged box
lol
the JBL logo is just a sticker you can peel off
it has maybe 1/3 of the max volume
this thing is shit
c9e0a0 No.2236966
>>2236962
Heard of the manchester pusher?
056cc3 No.2236967
>>2236961
That's the most basic advice, but I guess I wasn't really chasing currency boxes.
Also that image is ungodly.
50f890 No.2236968
>>2236967
Of course it's kinda basic! Most people who want currency just need to play more
8b6f3f No.2236969
>>2236966
Yeah, a guy who pushes gay people into the Manchester canal.
03a9e6 No.2236970
8b6f3f No.2236971
>>2236960
Yeah, booze is more fun with people. Reason why I shitpost drunk; ain't antisocial so long as I've got a computer screen wiring my babbling across the globe.
>>2236963
Hob nobs are fucking great. Can survive the most brutal of dunking. What do you think of ginger nuts?
c9e0a0 No.2236972
>>2236969
That is almost as good a meme as you.
8b6f3f No.2236973
>>2236972
I don't know, I haven't really done anything memeworthy apart from getting fucked up and shitposting
8b6f3f No.2236974
>>2236970
Tried that shit out, appparently it was a failure.
f21a74 No.2236975
>>2236971
im just itching for something fruity, or maybe something sweet. ill be having a takeaway with him when he gets back i think so ill probably be drinking a good bit of rum and coke that night.
ginger nuts are nice, but only with coffee in my book. hob nobs are versatile though, and theyre also oaty which makes them fucking delicious by default.
03a9e6 No.2236976
>>2236974
not good with the rectal toying thang?
8b6f3f No.2236977
>>2236975
My fave biscuits are chocolate chip. I don't know anything more fruity than dark fruits cider, don't really drink much spirits nowadays.
>>2236976
No, I have short stubby fingers so I can't really get to the prostate.
03a9e6 No.2236978
>>2236977
may need some toys
8b6f3f No.2236979
>>2236978
I like the way you think. Maybe we should robocop up my arm to be a anus destroyer.
a32915 No.2236980
What the fuck am I reading?
03a9e6 No.2236981
>>2236979
make it nice and ribbed.
dad6c9 No.2236982
8b6f3f No.2236983
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>>2236981
Vibrating fingertips.
f21a74 No.2236984
>>2236977
ever tried the sainsburies quadruple chocolate biscuits?
im probably just itching for sweet stuff, havent eaten anything particularly sweet in about 2 months.
056cc3 No.2236985
8b6f3f No.2236986
>>2236984
Never even knew they existed, not sure where sainsburies is in my town.
If you do find some sort of sweet spirit, give me a call, because I like sweet stuff which is why I'm on the cider. Spirits are just too... I don't even know the word for it, but they ain't sweet.
ec335d No.2236988
>girlfriend broke up with her fiancee
my time to shine boys
a32915 No.2236989
My time to shine is usually after a few years of marriage after the glamour fades and they realize that the person they professed to love is really a fucking idiot.
dad6c9 No.2236990
ec335d No.2236991
>>2236989
Anything beyond an open relationship is a no-no
056cc3 No.2236992
>>2236988
>girlfriend
>fiancee
Was she cheating on him with you, or what?
c401dc No.2236993
My wife's boyfriend just texted me to come over to chill
score
c9e0a0 No.2236994
My wife just text her BF to come over and chill.
Annoyed
a32915 No.2236995
>>2236991
I have no qualms about admitting that I am an asshole when the time calls for it.
>>2236993
Cuck.
e1155e No.2236996
>>2236993
Dang he sounds like a bro
8b6f3f No.2236997
>>2236987
>>2236987
I don't know how to reply to that, was just trawling through youtube and wanted to post Maggot Twat's song Raped by an ape.
f21a74 No.2236999
something something both ends
>>2236986
i dunno if theyll be on offer or not, but give them a fucking go because god damn are they amazing.
port man, the answer to your worries is port.
a32915 No.2237000
I can't. I can kind of, but the fact remains that I want to fuck the person I am dating. Otherwise there is little reason to date.
c9e0a0 No.2237001
I'd murder the other half if they were cuck'ing/cheating on me.
8b6f3f No.2237002
I once got cucked by my best friend who was gay. Bitch wanted to marry him.
>>2236999
What does port go with? I haven't really seen it on sale in Aldi, maybe I'm not looking hard enough.
03a9e6 No.2237003
>>2236997
reply with insanity.
8b6f3f No.2237004
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>>2237003
Not feeling the crazy right now, blame the meds.
I'm just sippin cider slowly, I#ll speed the drinking up and try and hype myself off.
COCKSTRAPS! DADDYSNIFFER! COLONBATTLE! SUCKMYDISEASE!
Ok, I'm on form. I smell weakness, smells like semen. Oh wait, that's just me.
cdef1b No.2237006
>>2237005
probably want you to reformat code
03a9e6 No.2237007
>>2237004
semen.
Screamin for semen.
f21a74 No.2237008
>>2237002
port is very rich, ive honestly no idea what i would pair it with food wise. p sure aldi will have port in the wine section.
53663d No.2237009
ec335d No.2237010
>>2236995
I'm probably the nicest guy you will meet
8b6f3f No.2237012
>>2237008
I don't really eat when I'm drinking, food is just padding, I wanna get drunk.
I'll ask the staff if they sell port. I don't think I ever had it.
056cc3 No.2237013
>>2237011
HOLY FUCK
That looked so goddamn awesome though.
03a9e6 No.2237014
>>2237013
Yeah, insane. Over 100 dead. There was supposed to be multiple mini explosions after that.
f21a74 No.2237016
>>2237012
give it a shot man, youll love it
8b6f3f No.2237019
>>2237016
Might try it in shots. Haven;t been actually drunk in a long while. I've been going through a can an hour, not really slamming them. Maybe I should.
What kind of takeaway are you going with your bf? For me, it's chinese alone, but indian with family.
dd2489 No.2237021
>>2237018
Oh wow. A Gary Hart movie. Interesting idea, especially when it comes to how that race affected future coverage of races in the press.
Plus J. K. Simmons is in it, so I'mma see it. ♥
8b6f3f No.2237022
>>2237017
Hey d00d, what other names do you go by? I only know you as Honey. I'm bad with names.
f21a74 No.2237023
>>2237019
literally the takeaway across the road. the pizza, kebab, and chicken offer.
dd2489 No.2237024
>>2237020
>Adlai Stevenson
>
>>2237022
People call me Sabrina. ^o^
We've talked a little. I remember sending you a recording of a song a long time ago.
03a9e6 No.2237025
>>2237021
Nah. she's probably too young to put it in that mouth. I'll have to use yours instead.
a32915 No.2237026
>>2237024
You should sing me a song. I'd remember.
c9e0a0 No.2237027
>>2237021
>braces
>ahegao
>tiddies
Christ, I just fapped as well.
IT also has Bill Burr in it. Just caught him promoting it and decided to view the trailer. It does indeed look neat. I am NOT at all knowledgable about the politician, but the trailer makes it look like a very slickly made movie.
8b6f3f No.2237029
>>2237023
Is good man. I do love my chicken place, which is across a road. So you're getting a pizza, kebab and chicken? Sounds delicious.
>>2237024
Oh yeah, I know you Sabrina. We have talked a little, maybe we should chew the fat more. Any plans for the weekend?
dd2489 No.2237030
>>2237026
♪C'mon get happyyyyy♫
>>2237027
>ahegao
Oh wow. I didn't realize there was a word for that. Cute.
It looks like it's got a decent cast and crew. Thanks for the trailer. I'm thinkin' about going to see that new Predator this weekend. See if it's goofy fun.
>>2237028
Hi lewd Cookie. ^o^
Today's sleepiness is my fault for stayin' up so late with that game.
>>2237029
No plans for once, and it feels good. I've worked most weekends the past couple of months, so I'm going to be a lazy, worthless sack as much as possible.
733c64 No.2237031
4f231b No.2237032
Are we posting dick pics at sabs now?
03a9e6 No.2237033
>>2237032
Everyone is now.
dd2489 No.2237034
>>2237031
>>2237032
Only if you want to be filtered. ^o^
f21a74 No.2237035
>>2237029
yup, all for just £12
tbh i miss having a variety of takeaways
056cc3 No.2237036
>>2237030
Whahaha.
Glad you're having fun with it though.
>>2237032
Wait, you hadn't yet?
056cc3 No.2237037
>>2237034
Make me.
Like you wouldn't if you could.
c9e0a0 No.2237038
>>2237030
Well. Shit. Now I have shown my power level. Rip.
NEW PREDATOR! Do me a favour and lemme know how that is, if you do go and see it. Like... A general thumbs up or down for whether to go and see it myself ^^
834070 No.2237039
>>2237024
Found out recently DFW is from Illinois too. Between him and Adlai and Lincoln and Sufjan there's a lot of good stuff tied into that state. I wanna visit.
4f231b No.2237040
>>2237034
Sounds like fun lol
>>2237033
Post that gif
>>2237036
I'm pretty sure I haven't
I sure hope I haven't lmao
056cc3 No.2237041
>>2237040
Whahaha. I was just joking.
To be fair though, I feel like you've posted/shown dick enough. I think, but am not sure, that i've seen it. She might have, too.
03a9e6 No.2237042
dd2489 No.2237043
>>2237036
Too much fun. I'm going to have to make myself go to bed tonight and not stay up swooshin' around.
Cookie, if I'm up swooshin', please don't be an enabler. Fuss at me 'til I go asleep.
>>2237037
Hm, true.
>>2237038
I'm hearing mixed-to-favorable reviews so far. If I go see it I'll let you know. I may just be a big loaf and stay home loafin'. :3
>>2237039
DFW as in David Foster Wallace? I thought he was from New England. :O
056cc3 No.2237044
>>2237043
>please don't be an enabler.
ooouch. Now I feel guilty.
I'll fuss. Is there a time you'd want to be going to bed/showering whatever?
8b6f3f No.2237045
>>2237030
I ain't got shit on the weekend either, thinking of drinking with a mate of mine. I do love being a lazy worthless sack myself. How are you doing btw? I feel like I don't have much craziness to talk about. Been a busy week for me.
>>2237035
Fuck me, I want what you're having. The best I can do is a king kebab which is £8 and that takes you two days to eat it. Actually, hungry for takeaway now, but I'm just gonna fill up on booze.
c9e0a0 No.2237046
>>2237043
Loafin' is always a good option. Me, I am working Sat/Sun, and training Monday. No rest for the wicked, apparently.
Currently window shopping for denim jackets.
also, this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3q3HaGK1k
834070 No.2237047
>>2237043
Born in Ithaca and raised in Illinois.
I wanted to say Jeff Magnum grew up in Ithaca but it was actually Athens in Georgia.
834070 No.2237048
c9e0a0 No.2237049
Yes, becasue an American would not know that. Loco. You dunce.
dd2489 No.2237050
>>2237044
Hm...can't think of a particular time, no. Let's say if it's getting to be about 1AM my time, you should fuss extra hard at me.
>>2237045
>Been a busy week for me.
Oh, we must be drinking from the same cup or something 'cause me too.
Everyone I love and cherish is either out of town right now or busy busy too, so I've been a lil' lonely sometimes. But I am spending more time with my mama, so that's nice.
Is there a favorite pub you like to go to? I'm a little jealous of pub culture.
>>2237046
>Currently window shopping for denim jackets.
There's a men's parka I want at H&M. Men's jackets are always cuter (and warmer) for some reason.
>>2237047
Oooh. I really need to get serious about finishing Infinite Jest. I've been continuing to use Tolkien as escapism lately.
c9e0a0 No.2237052
>>2237050
Care to share? I am mostly in the market now as I now own a few pairs of chinos and always subscribed to the anti-double denim rules.
Looking for wardrobe dynamism.
8b6f3f No.2237053
>>2237050
>Pub culture.
Would you like what I like right now? Or my most favourite pub in history?
I'll tell you both of them. Me and Chris go to the market tavern because it's close and we have a smoking area that's pretty sizable. Sometimes we go to the Cricketeers, which houses independent ciders and ales. We had a cider that was 8% which was the scrumpiest cider we ever did drank.
But my most favourite place to drink was called Cahoots, it was my second home in 2011-2014 and the staff were awesome, I became such a regular there that I was allowed in the staff room. Sadly Cahoots is shut down now.
834070 No.2237054
maybe there are other Ithacas
idk do I
>>2237050
maybe read it a few times. I'm reading through more DFW lately and it makes me want to re-read it. I had a little daydream earlier about adapting it into a cartoon miniseries, and about whether or not there's a way to do that without it being amoral and evil, because the book is in very large part about like the problems of TV culture and entertainment. I also wonder if he didn't specify that the rights to the book can never be sold.
Also,
>Men's jackets are always cuter (and warmer) for some reason.
I found this amazing bomber jacket at a thrift store. New and in smol size. So good.
834070 No.2237056
And I got a parka for Christmas that is too big for me. you can have it.
c9e0a0 No.2237057
dd2489 No.2237060
>>2237052
http://www2.hm.com/en_us/productpage.0509468004.html
I was lookin' at this one, though there's a heavier outdoor version too. I'm going to have to try on the heavier one and make sure it's not TOO heavy, you know?
>>2237053
>Sadly Cahoots is shut down now.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. Did it get gentrified out or something? That's happening to a lot of established clubs and bars here as more people move in from out of state.
>>2237054
>>2237056
I was gonna say that you go for smol and I go for jackets that are bigger than me 'cause I like how tiny I feel in them. lol
f21a74 No.2237063
>>2237045
no good offers in your local places?
8b6f3f No.2237064
>>2237050
I've been busy with studying for a Teachers Assistant course on Monday, went to a course that teaches you about self esteem and confidence Tuesday where we share our fears and such, Wednesday I'm doing an IT Course, Thursday I got to volunteer for a youth club which leaves Friday to do my homework and drinking.
>>2237060
Don't know, I think it's called the Flamingo but I haven't been there for a while, that's when I was living in Liverpool on Smithdown Road.
8b6f3f No.2237065
>>2237063
Well I usually get a 8 piece sizzler meal at Dixy Chicken, but I don't really remember any offers apart from that and the King Kebab in Shere Khan.
f21a74 No.2237066
>>2237065
ever branch out with whatevers on just eat?
056cc3 No.2237067
>>2237050
ehhhhhhhhh.
I mean, sure.
Oooh right it's Friday.
Wait, are you actually gonna show up on a Friday for once?
c9e0a0 No.2237069
>>2237060
I mean, heh, here is where... lol, here is where, heh you gonna love this. But. This right here. Is where I am gonna say. Say something. That will rock you upside in the cranium. You gonna be like. WOW WTF. But. What I have to say. Getting to the point. In what I want to say. As I type furiously, I am drawing this out. It is le epin post. But. WHat I wanted to convey to you. To communicate. And annunciate. In the mind. The mind's eye, as it were. Like Scott Pilgrim. In the movie. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The world. Like. The soya. In the mind's eye. Any way. What I am getting to right now is. The coat. It is fetch AF. But. Here is where I am homing in on the point. Like a cruise missile. Like Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher. Is the coat. Is it now. You know. Over warm for Texas?
But you are a native, so, I get it, you wouldnt be phased so much by the climate. Nani sore
dd2489 No.2237070
>>2237064
>I think it's called the Flamingo
Now I'm morbidly curious about what sort of establishment this is.
>>2237067
>Wait, are you actually gonna show up on a Friday for once?
Maaaaybe. I think I've just been recruited into after-work drinks with some co-workers. :O
>>2237069
A) As much as I love cold, I'm also a big wuss when it gets chillly
and
B) It's an El Nino year, so we might get a real winter! ♥
c1a82a No.2237071
056cc3 No.2237072
c1a82a No.2237073
Theese pills make me hngry
dd2489 No.2237074
>>2237072
Naw. They drinks'd it.
c1a82a No.2237075
But i only have o'boy brand vhocolqte drink powder
4f231b No.2237076
c9e0a0 No.2237077
>>2237070
Well, that makes sense. I am so happy its getting colder now! I get to put on beanies and gloves and be snug.
>>2237071
Too much negroball in sweden
02b7f3 No.2237078
>>2237060
I think this is the one I got https://www.asos.com/alpha-industries/alpha-industries-ma1-tt-bomber-jacket-slim-fit-in-black/prd/9124620
It's nice. Waterproof in the way where the droplets like make little balls that cling to you and you can brush them off.
Also, no fluffy hood parka?
c1a82a No.2237079
>>2237076
Ky soto, nice to see you
c1a82a No.2237080
056cc3 No.2237081
>>2237074
Whaha.
Welp, you'd better have fun then!
c9e0a0 No.2237082
>>2237080
They fuck u up son.
8b6f3f No.2237083
>>2237066
Not really, I'd have to give my card details to that place and I can't be arsed filling in the details.
>>2237070
Smithdown Road is pretty out of town so I'll have to give it a look through on my birthday or something.
c1a82a No.2237084
>>2237082
Lipa is in swedish the act of sticking your tongue out
c9e0a0 No.2237085
>>2237084
Perhaps she is the dual tongue sticker outter'er
8b6f3f No.2237086
COD now has a battle royale mode in it and I don't know how to take in this information. Is it the future of first person shooters, to be like fortnight?
6f7fd3 No.2237088
>>2237083
even though it lets you order from any takeaway anywhere near you?
c9e0a0 No.2237089
You mean. To be like PUBG.
>>2237087
Black as night.
8b6f3f No.2237090
>>2237088
Oh shit, did an autocomplete so I changed my details. I think I'll order a takeaway tomorrow.
c1a82a No.2237091
You mean line the hungry games
c1a82a No.2237092
Breaking sons hungry games of thrones bad of anarchy
c1a82a No.2237093
c9e0a0 No.2237094
GAME OF BATTLE ROYAL : THE HUNGER MAZE RUNNER GAMES
c1a82a No.2237095
I cqnt believe you can minecraft in cod, whqt the fuck ea stick to fifa
dd2489 No.2237096
>>2237077
>get to put on beanies and gloves and be snug.
That's what it's all about! ♥
>>2237078
>Also, no fluffy hood parka?
Naw, too basic.
>>2237081
I'll try. If I'm too woozy, I'm gonna make an excuse not to go.
>>2237083
Is your b-day comin' up soon? :3
c9e0a0 No.2237097
>>2237096
Feeling snug, feeling comf, looking dapper. Its the only way.
c9e0a0 No.2237098
Have you ever played the Roblox mode in Resident Evil? Shit, stay in your lane Resi evil.
02b7f3 No.2237099
>>2237096
o-oh
guess I'll throw mine out then
8b6f3f No.2237100
>>2237096
No, already had my bday, I need an excuse to travel out so far from the city centre.
c9e0a0 No.2237101
6f7fd3 No.2237102
>>2237090
anything in particular?
8b6f3f No.2237103
Sorry guys, I'm mostly into my indie games. Like playing Undertale mode in... FUCK, can't think of a funny game to pair up with.
dd2489 No.2237104
>>2237097
Layers♥
>>2237099
Aw, no. I'm just bein' silly. *hug*
>>2237100
Happy belated birthday! Even if it was months ago.
02b7f3 No.2237105
THEY NAMED A POKEMON AFTER ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dd2489 No.2237106
>>2237103
UnderTalesofFinalDragonSaga of the Colossus
dd2489 No.2237107
>>2237105
>pikachu's girlfriend
Pikachu is a lesbian? D'awww!
056cc3 No.2237109
>>2237096
Awww. You alright?
02b7f3 No.2237110
>>2237107
Pikachu is a boy though
except for that one time https://youtu.be/2-ylA88h_Qk
02b7f3 No.2237111
damn that's a sexy pikachu
giving ash them fuckme eyes
c9e0a0 No.2237112
dd2489 No.2237113
>>2237110
I like the version in which you hear a guy say, "Da fwuuuck?".
>>2237112
Aye, Donkeh. Aye.
8b6f3f No.2237114
>>2237106
Thanks Sab, have a (You)
c9e0a0 No.2237115
8b6f3f No.2237116
I'm hungry, but can't be arsed to cook, wish I had cold and quick food to eat. Would get a takeaway but I want to drink all my cans.
02b7f3 No.2237117
Ikue Ohtani (Japanese: 大谷育江 Ōtani Ikue; also seen as Ikue Ōtani, Ikue Ootani and Ikue Otani) is a Japanese seiyū for the Pokémon anime.
Thanks, pokemon wiki.
dd2489 No.2237118
>>2237114
Aw yeee! Holla atcha gurl, I gets money (You)!
>>2237115
In Duncan?
>>2237117
Whaaaaaat?
02b7f3 No.2237119
>>2237118
Translator's note: seiyū is Japanese for voice actor.
c9e0a0 No.2237120
>>2237118
Dunkirk, RIP pikachu
dd2489 No.2237121
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>>2237119
Ooooh. Derp. I need a nap.
♥
>>2237120
c9e0a0 No.2237122
>>2237121
>Threatening me with a good time
8b6f3f No.2237123
I'm gonna get a vindaloo tomorrow from Just-Eat, so excited.
>>2237118
Holla holla, get my dollahs, give you more farm then China.
02b7f3 No.2237124
>>2237121
I'm moving on Sunday so I need to sort out all of my stuff and put it in storage tomorrow.
blegh.
dd2489 No.2237125
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>>2237122
Oh god, I'm having a late night childhood flashback.
>>2237123
I stack Benjigreens like bricks.
>>2237124
Aww! You excited? ^o^
c9e0a0 No.2237126
>>2237125
Oh! that dog o mine! Wait is that KENAN? well. it isnt. but they all look the same.
02b7f3 No.2237127
>>2237125
I'm ech. I don't want to have to pack. Do you know how much work that is?
Blegh
a32915 No.2237128
That doesn't count as singing me a song....I am disappoint.
882808 No.2237129
>>2237128
She won't be able to run very fast with those pants on her knees
02b7f3 No.2237130
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Let's go on an adventure.
056cc3 No.2237131
>>2237124
Ooh, going to a nice place?
dd2489 No.2237132
>>2237126
I agree. C**omedian*s do all look the same.
>>2237127
Mmmhm. I'm terrified of the next time I have to move. Gonna have to get my hands on so many boxes and newspapers. >__<
>>2237128
♥sorryyyyy~
a32915 No.2237133
>>2237129
Just the way I like it.
>>2237132
I can't trust you anymore.
c9e0a0 No.2237134
>>2237132
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS OMG
02b7f3 No.2237135
>>2237131
Miserable overpriced student accommodation, yeah.
>>2237132
Just wanna throw all my stuff away.
Going to bounce. Bye. <3
8b6f3f No.2237136
>>2237125
Make yourself a house.
I'm on my 5th can, think I can go nuts, drink fast and convey quality shitposts?
dd2489 No.2237137
>>2237133
Trust those perky nips.
>>2237134
I may have botched that. ^o^
>>2237135
Aw. Good night, Bep. Good luck! And yes, moving does help you sort through stuff you should really throw out or give to charity. ♥
>>2237136
>I'm on my 5th can, think I can go nuts, drink fast and convey quality shitposts?
Do iiiiiiiiiiit!
c9e0a0 No.2237139
>>2237137
How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink?
a32915 No.2237140
>>2237137
Unless you have perky nips, I don't see how that is relevant.
dd2489 No.2237141
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2237139
I looked for a clip from the shrimp episode, but this was funnier. ♥
>>2237140
That cutie ginger girl had grand teetawns.
a32915 No.2237143
>>2237141
Agreed, but again, unless you are a cutie ginger.....
8b6f3f No.2237144
>>2237137
Right, slamming them down and I got my song on.
Here is a crazy little factoid, I used to cybersex a lot on gaiaonline, and I would have this robotic hand, so I put in some cyberpunk themes in my lewding. Vibrating fingertips, semen that tastes like peppermint, my favourite would be this dildo with many layers of filling, chilli sauce and ice cream, extremes yo.
c9e0a0 No.2237146
8b6f3f No.2237147
>>2237145
And I'm a functioning alcholic.
Let's go rule the world.
a32915 No.2237148
And I'm a beautiful girl with big tits, wide hips and a small waist.
8b6f3f No.2237149
We're doing this now?
I'm a maverick with a mental health problem.
a32915 No.2237150
No no, Scanner. Telling the truth is not what we are doing.
8b6f3f No.2237151
Oh right. I'm a big pink ogre named Bonk. I have the mind of a child and can cleave through three niggers with a battleaxe.
013253 No.2237152
>>2237146
Sorry, I meant brunette.
>>2237147
No need to lie about it.
>>2237148
REALLY???
8b6f3f No.2237153
>>2237152
You're right. I'm a dysfunctional alcoholic.
a32915 No.2237154
Oh, bud, you are a complete badass.
>>2237152
Would I lie to you?
c9e0a0 No.2237156
I go.
I sleep.
Good night.
a32915 No.2237157
>>2237155
Ok, but do you think that I am currently lying to you?
a32915 No.2237159
>>2237158
Well that's not very nice! I respect you!
013253 No.2237160
>>2237159
I mean, I'm not wrong.
8b6f3f No.2237161
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
7th can in, going for the home run.
Meat is murder, that's why it tastes so good.
>>2237155
Who are you, btw? I'm bad with remembering names. Let me kiss your teeth.
8b6f3f No.2237163
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I need a drinking buddy, an adult who I can bounce off with.
>>2237162
Oh yeah, I remember you. I'm just trying to channel my craziness so I can pull off some gold plated shitposting. How are you, btw?
I think I need to go to bed soon.
a32915 No.2237164
>>2237160
It's not a matter of who is wrong or right! It is a matter of me loving you and you not loving me!
8b6f3f No.2237165
I can't [arty as hard as I used to. I'm going to bed, sleep sounds so good to me. Gonna leave a can for my mum.
f21a74 No.2237167
>seasons 1 & 2 torrent
>doesnt contain the final episodes
REEEEEE
f21a74 No.2237171
1cacea No.2237175
I burned my tongue on pizza, life is pain
f21a74 No.2237176
the best part is now you cant taste the pizza as well as you otherwise would have been able to
1cacea No.2237177
>>2237176
yea okay just make it worse fuck you
f21a74 No.2237178
>>2237177
weve all been there fam, tis daijobu
53663d No.2237179
Most of the time when I burn my tongue it's tomato soup or the tomato sauce on the pizzas.
They should outlaw tomato.
1cacea No.2237180
>>2237178
no fuck you for rubbing in my less enjoyable pizza experience, we can never be friends again and i will never forget this or forgive me
1cacea No.2237181
you*
i won't forgive myself either but that's a different story
f21a74 No.2237182
>>2237180
if you cant laugh at bad things then they can only ever rule you. chin up, cheer up, and make the best of it.
>>2237179
usually when i burn my tongue its because im pretty fucking hungry and cant just wait a minute for that shit to cool down.
52aa4d No.2237183
happy hurricane
is anyone kill
f21a74 No.2237184
am sleep
nini baddog
nini ikt
1cacea No.2237185
>>2237182
if you laugh at bad things happening to you too much god will think you like it and just piss on you all the time
53663d No.2237186
013253 No.2237188
5a1888 No.2237189
mgk got murdered today
r.ip.
rifk1r
3a6ede No.2237191
>>2236889 (scoots)
mhm
>>2236890 (Herpies)
i dream of adventure and travels
and action
and kewl people and stuff
and vivid
b04297 No.2237192
Oh it's Friday and TP is being too low t to post again
Big surprise
999906 No.2237193
>>2237192
Get him some T injections.
1f0806 No.2237195
b04297 No.2237196
>>2237193
I think he likes being a woman
>>2237194
We were starting to think he might be dead until he came back that one Friday almost a month ago and told us all how low t he is
He might show up now and make u eat ur words
056cc3 No.2237197
THREAD HAS RISEN
>>2237192
go get him.
>>2237194
p-please no.
b04297 No.2237198
>>2237195
ₜP
>>2237197
He's hiding in Weenie Hut Jr. and won't come out
999906 No.2237199
>>2237194
Never
>>2237196
Sounds like a lot of people here.
1f0806 No.2237200
>>2237198
My package comes tomorrow~
8b07e1 No.2237201
At a normie family birthday party, I'm not even sure what everybody's names are. But they've got a big cute bara dog.
b846d7 No.2237202
>>2237196
I had held out hopes that my presence would coax him out.
I'm wrong, I've accepted the loss
>>2237197
>>2237199
We can't keep denying this
It's time to move on!
On an unrelated note (I SWEAR), it's time for liquor
056cc3 No.2237203
>>2237198
Goddamnit.
I'll call him a weenie next time.
>>2237202
Ooh, have a good one.
b846d7 No.2237204
>>2237203
It's not like I'm going anywhere
Just mapping (and delving) while under the influence
056cc3 No.2237205
>>2237204
I'm only half paying attention here.
How've you been doing in PoE?
e72481 No.2237206
>>2236915
Why would you want to
b04297 No.2237207
>>2237199
Yeah they aren't manly like I am
>>2237200
What package?
>>2237202
He used to lurk but I think he stopped lurking so much because he doesn't like seeing us bullying him
>>2237203
We should make him e-wear a maid outfit as punishment
Then we'll advertise him on other boards and have an ongoing chain of side threads on this board specifically for him to get e-fucked by anons
TP's services could end up attracting new posters to the main threads
999906 No.2237208
>>2237202
I can never move on. It'll break me.
>>2237207
You're manly?
056cc3 No.2237209
>>2237207
I feel like people from here would permanently migrate to the side-threads instead.
1f0806 No.2237210
>>2237207
lube and toys
and the stockings to finally finish my smug wendy cosplay!
It's done!
1f0806 No.2237211
senpai on the streets hentain in the sheets
1f0806 No.2237212
OGMSJDpgoiahjdpgf9aiugp9iahu
b846d7 No.2237213
>>2237205
My drops are iffy and my currency remains sub par
I still need 10 ex for a xoph's heart and need to farm up either enough rings or currency for a loreweave
I have yet to get 1 ex
Times are tough
>>2237207
Sad times, he is died
>>2237208
But smiles
We're all broken here
b04297 No.2237214
>>2237208
I'm meme-ing; I think I'm a mixture of things
Though I do lift and could beat up ur bf
>>2237209
Cause we want to be around TP cybering anons all the time? I'm not sure if even I want that
I guess eventually we'd just get used to it and the sounds of TP e-sucking e-cock would just be background noise that we barely notice
But sometimes an anon would do a weird thing, like making TP drink their pee or something, and we'd give that attention and meme about it for a few minutes but not for long cause that same thing happens over and over, just not as often as the normal things
I guess the ones who were really creative would be the ones who would stand out
>>2237210
That's good; congrats ^^
You're now Wendy's hot cakes w/ sausage
Idk if they even have that but I guess they do now
>>2237213
He'll come back like a thirsty little slut eventually
1f0806 No.2237216
>>2237214
awwe yiss~
dreams do come true lol
b846d7 No.2237217
>>2237214
Nigga needs to hurry the fuck up
056cc3 No.2237218
>>2237213
Ahh, tough luck. I've finally gotten myself into red maps today. Hope to get enough drops to stick around.
>>2237214
I.. had no idea this conversation would be going here. Now I feel gross.
013253 No.2237220
>the sounds of TP e-sucking e-cock would just be background noise that we barely notice
They already are lmao
999906 No.2237221
>>2237213
I'm well put together
Ha... haha
>>2237214
Nah he'd rekt you
b846d7 No.2237224
>>2237218
to be fair I've only played 1-2 hours a day for the past week, so the weekend will give me some time to play catch up / delving time
>>2237221
I mean, so am I.
You wouldn't believe how well duct tape holds shit together
and alcohol
8b7dfb No.2237226
I'll pet Wish one of these days, just you watch
>>2237225
How's it going?
056cc3 No.2237227
>>2237220
Honestly, people could straight up ERP in thread without too many people being surprised, and fewer even against it.
>>2237224
Ooh, makes sense then.
Figured it was just our earlier discussed bad luck.
f0cb78 No.2237228
>>2237226
Trying to make it home
How about you
1f0806 No.2237229
b846d7 No.2237230
>>2237227
Considering every league i get my first exalt drop from literally regular chests, each time, yeah my lackthereof is not a sign of luck for me
f0cb78 No.2237231
013253 No.2237232
>>2237226
You had the chance, and you fucked it up.
>>2237227
That has happened before.
1f0806 No.2237233
b04297 No.2237234
>>2237215
ay gurl how u
>>2237216
How was your day? ^^
>>2237217
Maybe he's unable to drink again
The reason he wasn't posting for a while before was cause alcohol was making him break out in hives or w/e
>>2237218
A vision of a dystopian future
>>2237220
I think he's too shy to actually e-suck an e-cock
He would have to be broken in
>>2237221
Bath salts are cheating
3a6ede No.2237235
>>2237221
i made it hd 4 u
8b7dfb No.2237236
>>2237228
I got out early so just relaxing
What's in your way?
>>2237229
>
>>2237232
You don't bet on the first date
what kind of degenerate do you think I am?
013253 No.2237237
>>2237234
In thread, maybe. :^)
b04297 No.2237239
Btw guys I've been e-stalking Wish and he's SUPER kawaii
f0cb78 No.2237240
013253 No.2237241
>>2237236
>think
It's about what kind of degenerate I know you are!
056cc3 No.2237243
NewThread time.
>>2237230
I found one so far, exactly where Subtle told me to go.
Ask for their magic words.
>>2237232
I am not at all surprised.
You can put emoji's in filenames, or what's happening?
Is it just a character that gets displayed as emoji?
>>2237234
Do we have any GOOD futures?
1f0806 No.2237244
>>2237234
Better than yesterday~
what's new witchu?
>>2237236
good aesthetic, but too much guro x_x
03a9e6 No.2237245
>>2237239
You must have been filling in for me recently.
Did you try to put things in his butt?
8b7dfb No.2237246
DOXX is bad
>>2237241
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
Too bad you only showed up on the last day~
>>2237242
Make a time machine!
>>2237244
I was wondering if that would be too much
I am glad you think so ♥
>
b846d7 No.2237247
>>2237234
>alcohol making break out into hives
MAN being low T is suffering
>>2237243
>inb4 Subtle actually works at GGG
3a6ede No.2237248
056cc3 No.2237249
>>2237247
Don't they only hire Kiwi's?
1f0806 No.2237250
>>2237246
i wanna be a goth gf~
03a9e6 No.2237251
no TP
no sama
countless posters missing.
013253 No.2237253
>>2237243
You can indeed put emoji in filenames.
The only characters you can't use are /\?:|"<>
>>2237246
You mean thank goodness I only showed up on the last day.
b846d7 No.2237255
>>2237249
not sure considering they're own by the chinese now
>>2237248
long haired sayori is a treasure
b04297 No.2237256
>>2237237
I guess I wouldn't be too surprised if he did e-suck an e-cock in private
>>2237240
It was good; did computer work and then worked out and then smonked weed
>>2237244
Was something wrong?
Not much; I've just been relaxing today, I did a ton of work yesterday and the day before so I only did a few hours of it today
>>2237245
That would be gay, MFF-kun >///<
>>2237246
>DOXX is bad
I'm not going to post anything
He basically gave consent for the e-stalking anyway
>>2237247
I figure he's just raped his liver to death too much over the years
8b7dfb No.2237257
>>2237253
I mean exactly what I say
1f0806 No.2237258
>>2237252
yeessssssssssssssssss <3
8b7dfb No.2237259
>>2237258
and cook
Cooking goth kitten is good
03a9e6 No.2237260
>>2237256
depends. if they like it, it would be gay to continue.
b846d7 No.2237261
>>2237256
Friendly reminder to ask your liver for consent
056cc3 No.2237262
>>2237253
Ahh, cheers.
I often want to use ?, : and ". Saddnes me.
>>2237255
Ah right. Tencent. But they're still their own thing, though. Right?
b3666e No.2237263
>>2237259
You gotta pay the troll toll
03a9e6 No.2237264
>>2237262
what's poppin', yo?
013253 No.2237265
>>2237256
>He basically gave consent for the e-stalking anyway
wow
>>2237257
Too bad, ur rong
>>2237262
It's pretty lame, but I understand why you can't.
b846d7 No.2237267
>>2237262
Chinese EA is just waiting for a reason to snag them now
b04297 No.2237268
>>2237243
Sorry missed this
It staying how it is now would be pretty good
>>2237260
W-well I guess maybe I'm okay with doing gay if it's Wish-kun u///u
>>2237261
ur body makes it clear that it doesn't want a lot of alcohol by throwing up and stuff but drinking can be fun anyway
>>2237265
You gave me those ":^)" eyes when you told me not to
Isn't that consent?
3a6ede No.2237269
>>2237255
why
>>2237259
moar of those two cute pls~
03a9e6 No.2237270
>>2237268
Im guilty of feeling the same way
8b7dfb No.2237271
>>2237265
Next year
>>2237266
Coming from the cute one ♥
>>2237269
maaaaybe
b846d7 No.2237273
>>2237268
Until you remember that having a functional liver is also REALLY fun
>>2237269
Cuz I find it super cute
b04297 No.2237274
>>2237270
He's so cute ♥
>>2237273
Yeah but getting drunk is fine every once in a while
I prefer weed tho
056cc3 No.2237275
>>2237267
Please no.
Leave my precious PoE/GGG be.
>>2237265
Yeah. A couple of 'em I understand well, because they're used in filepaths. I guess the others might be, but I wouldn't know about it.
>>2237268
Hmm, I guess. We kinda lack fresh blood, but we don't need it much as long as we don't have much more deaths.
>>2237264
Not a whole lot. I'm too tired for this time of day and it annoys me.
May I ask, why do you always post as anon? Been wondering about anons.
b3666e No.2237276
>>2237275
>but we don't need it much as long as we don't have much more deaths.
But the same people get boring
1f0806 No.2237278
Master's gonna trade me in for Wish :(
b846d7 No.2237279
>>2237274
Can't wait for this trash heap of a state legalizes recreational
>>2237275
You know it's only a matter of time before even worse P2W shit gets forced down our faces
056cc3 No.2237280
>>2237276
It's not like all of us are exciting, you know?
And it doesn't matter to me. I've had most of my friends for decades and I don't feel like I need more than the ones I've got.
056cc3 No.2237281
>>2237279
>even worse P2W shit
Has there ever been more than stash tabs? It's the only P2W we have in PoE.
1f0806 No.2237282
I hope you like mango chapstick~
03a9e6 No.2237283
>>2237274
I've talked to him for so long that I guess it would be my exception
en.inkei.net/anus/p/Erio!Wish!20180914
b846d7 No.2237285
>>2237281
Apparently on chinese servers you can just pay for a full character respec if you so wanted
b3666e No.2237286
>>2237280
This is true, I'm boring as fuck lol. The most exciting thing I have going on this weekend is going to the DMV
Still, it's fun to have newbies
013253 No.2237287
>>2237268
This is abusive behaviour.
>>2237271
Next century.
>>2237275
Question marks are a wildcard character, quotes are for filenames with spaces, and the colon is for data stream support in files.
b04297 No.2237288
>>2237275
So you're saying there may come a day when we need to whore out TP for new posters after all?
>>2237279
I'm fine with using dealers; I think legal weed can end up costing more because of taxes and stuff
>>2237283
Oh wow it's interactive now
I didn't understand what was going on and the next thing I knew I was shoving a dildo in Wish's butt
>>2237287
What is? u_u
8b7dfb No.2237289
>>2237287
Whatever you saaay
1f0806 No.2237290
pls don't trade me in master
8b7dfb No.2237291
Of course not, you're my partner in crime
03a9e6 No.2237292
>>2237288
I must have messed the link up. KEK.
Wish loves it more than you could.
b846d7 No.2237293
>>2237288
I don't mind, I've never smoked outside of medicinal that my friend has.
I'd rather go through the legal route even its more expensive.
But that's just me
056cc3 No.2237294
>>2237286
Whaha.
Yeah, I agree. I do enjoy new blood. Or old posters I never knew, like Irish.
>>2237288
I don't care.
would do it, necessity or not.
>>2237287
I feel like we should be able to escape them, but it's not like we NEED to be able to name our files that way, so I'm not complaining.
At least we can do single quotes to create double quotes.
>>2237285
Ah, yeah. China servers are a different beast.
May we never merge.
1f0806 No.2237295
b846d7 No.2237296
>>2237294
Unrelated, but I got my 2nd fuckin wise oak drop in the mines.
Lmao easy ~20c I guess
056cc3 No.2237297
>>2237296
I guess that works for luck!
Gimme your charname. Or add "The_Pagan".
b846d7 No.2237298
>>2237297
I'm BallPit_Master
b04297 No.2237299
>>2237292
Yeah I think he is more into the idea of receiving butt penetration than I am
>>2237293
Fuck tha popo
>>2237294
I thought you didn't like that dystopian future
ur sending mixed signals on whether or not you want to see TP getting gay e-fucked all the time
3a6ede No.2237300
>>2237271
<3
>>2237273
i like long hair
013253 No.2237301
>>2237288
You are literally raping me.
>>2237289
Next millennium.
>>2237294
See, I would just name that 🤔.jpg
1f0806 No.2237302
does Erio still have a butt hymen?
999906 No.2237304
>>2237224
Duct tape is the reason I'm still alive.
>>2237234
He doesn't need drugs to rect you.
>>2237235
Thanks.
I saved it.
b3666e No.2237305
>>2237294
Yeah new people are fun
Boring shit everyone knows becomes exciting!
056cc3 No.2237306
>>2237298
Underscore masterrace.
>>2237299
Ehh, it was mostly the weird shit like pee stuff and even mildly discussing it.
I'm fine with whoring him out, but don't make me acknowledge it.
>>2237301
I just named it something random to save it quickly, and added '' to try it out. It was still on my Desktop. Hadn't passed quality control yet.
013253 No.2237307
>>2237303
Me too, I'm adorable.
b04297 No.2237308
>>2237301
I wouldn't rape you ♥
I don't rape, no matter what Erin may claim
>>2237302
What do u mean
I've used a dildo
>>2237304
Doesn't he have some kind of bone problem that would cause his skeleton to just snap in half or something? Idk the details of that
>>2237306
Lol
I've PeeRP'd before
b3666e No.2237309
4f231b No.2237310
Now if only he wasn't a curly headed fuck
b04297 No.2237311
b04297 No.2237312
Oh Wish is adorable though
b3666e No.2237313
>>2237310
Right? Disgusting.
>>2237311
No you're just obsessed with cock
There is a difference
b04297 No.2237314
>>2237313
ur the one who unironically sucked Soto's cock irl
b846d7 No.2237315
>>2237300
It's funny because I like long, black hair on women.
But all the girls I've liked irl were always the opposite of that. Shorter and either brown or red-heads.
>>2237304
Now I need to how that'd be the case
>>2237306
Finding out you could underscore in POE changed my life
013253 No.2237316
lmao bye Soto
>>2237306
Imagine naming your own files to begin with smh
>>2237308
Tell that to MFF.
b3666e No.2237317
>>2237314
>Soto
NOPE. Just.. just fucking nope
1f0806 No.2237318
>>2237308
I'm getting my glass ones i'm so excited
056cc3 No.2237319
807e45 No.2237320
1f0806 No.2237321
I like putting up a struggle as to simulate a rape
3a6ede No.2237322
>>2237304
*hug*
kewl ID thingy 999999999
>>2237315
find new ones!
:D
056cc3 No.2237323
>>2237315
Yeah, did for me too. My first characters are called TheFortress and LordFortune, I believe
>>2237316
What else are you gonna do?
>>2237305
What do you mean, exactly?
b3666e No.2237324
>>2237323
New people don't know anything, so stuff that everyone else has been hearing about forever becomes news to the new people
b04297 No.2237325
>>2237316
Oh you mean when MFF tricked me into playing that butt game on u
That was an accident, no matter how many additional pumps I may have gone for after figuring out what was going on
>>2237317
Don't u think he's kawaii?
>>2237318
Does glass feel better or something? I guess it is pretty hard
I had a realistic penis dildo
>>2237319
Like and subscribe
013253 No.2237326
>>2237323
Hang out with my boys on twitch dot tv slash moonmoon underscore oh double u, duh
b3666e No.2237328
013253 No.2237329
1f0806 No.2237330
>>2237325
it's smooth so you can just get right down to bidness and hit ur spots~
1f0806 No.2237331
b3666e No.2237332
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b846d7 No.2237333
>>2237322
Yeah, personalities win me over looks, usually
>>2237323
I always just make a joke about the build.
Like MoltenStrike + Multi Strike = the BALL PIT
03a9e6 No.2237334
>>2237321
You should butt rape someone.
>>2237325
Wish tricked me into tricking you. I fell for it.
1f0806 No.2237335
>>2237334
I'm too weak to rape anyone~
056cc3 No.2237336
>>2237324
I guess that's true. What exciting stuff is there to tell tho?
>>2237325
Please no.
>>2237326
You couldn't pay me to.
>>2237333
Hah. Same. I'm the Pagan because I'm using Consecrated Path, but I'm not a Templar.
4f231b No.2237337
Ian what kind of bf are you making me and sam help your gf move in tomorrow
b04297 No.2237338
>>2237327
Yeah gay stuff is icky
MFF is fucked up
He probably thinks it's normal to have an e-crush on a boy too; what a faggot
>>2237328
If I ever meet him IRL I kind of want to make a deal with him where we arm wrestle and the winner gets to buttfuck the loser, cos he said he could beat me at arm wrestling
I'm not sexually attracted to him but buttfucking him after showing physical dominance over him would be a good meme
>>2237330
Maybe I should try it some time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2237334
He's rood like that
>>2237336
What? I don't mean to PeeRP logs; I haven't even done that in a while
U have a lewd mind
013253 No.2237339
>>2237336
I have a lot of money though.
>>2237338
>I kind of want to make a deal with him where we arm wrestle and the winner gets to buttfuck the loser
056cc3 No.2237340
>>2237338
You hush, damnit.
>>2237339
Fine. A lot of money would do it. But that's not as good a statement.
b3666e No.2237341
>>2237336
There isn't anything, but it becomes exciting because it's new to the newbie
>>2237337
I'm helping when I get done with the DMV tomorrow. Also you're helping your sugar momma move in, not my gf lmao
>>2237338
>I'm not sexually attracted to him
You've never seen him irl, maybe you would be
1f0806 No.2237342
> but buttfucking him after showing physical dominance over him would be a good meme
i wanna get memed
999906 No.2237343
>>2237308
Nah, he's fit enough to take almost everyone I've known as a poster.
>>2237315
I'm a broken down vehicle.
>>2237322
My ID?
8b7dfb No.2237344
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why do I torture myself?
Am I a masochist?
03a9e6 No.2237345
>>2237335
drugs and alcohol and blackmail help.
>>2237338
Like that time I was fucking his pussy but then felt something swing back and smack my balls. I turned the light on and found out she was a he. It was gay. I cried and then finished my nut.
1f0806 No.2237346
>>2237345
I'd rather cuddle
4f231b No.2237347
>>2237341
>You've never seen him irl, maybe you would be
lmao what
Also she doesnt buy me shit anymore
Shes like mad at me now
Cause Manny recorded me saying all this mean shit about her then sent it to her
lol I was fucking trashed
b04297 No.2237348
>>2237339
The line after that is important tho
It's not gay if I just fuck him for those reasons
>>2237340
U linked the same post again
>>2237341
I've seen pics and Tinychat but maybe I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2237343
What does he smonk the meth for? Is it just some kind of knee thing?
>>2237344
Something like that : ^ )
>>2237345
I kind of want to tongue kiss Wish irl but don't tell him
b846d7 No.2237349
>>2237343
If we vehicles than my headlights are forever out.
Cause I have no fuckin clue where I'm going
And my AC's out because it's fucking H O T
013253 No.2237350
>>2237340
:)
>>2237348
It's not gay if you fuck a boy in the ass.
Are you high btw
b3666e No.2237351
>>2237344
tfw the scientist is into pseudoscience
You've ruined my perception of reality
>>2237347
Just saying idk what Erio knows
Also yeah, I heard about that you fucking degenerate lmao
>>2237348
Oh well I didn't know idk
03a9e6 No.2237352
>>2237346
but what if they get cuddles from you and the hardcore stuff from someone else?
>>2237348
He might do it to you before you can do it to him. I would trust him. he's canadian.
b04297 No.2237353
TELL ME ABOUT TSUCHI
WHY DOES HE SMONK THE METH
Bane meme
>>2237350
I am, why?
>>2237351
Lol he camwhores a lot; don't see how u thought I didn't see him at some point
b3666e No.2237354
>>2237353
I don't keep track of how much people camwhore tbh, this is the first I'm hearing of it
8b7dfb No.2237355
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2237348
hmm
Maddie would like that, yes~
>>2237351
The cringe of it
It's like watching fail videos or something
013253 No.2237356
>>2237353
This is pretty omegalul right now
1f0806 No.2237357
>>2237352
I don't share.
>>2237355
nuu you have to hurt me!!
b04297 No.2237358
>>2237352
I guess it would be a race, then
>>2237354
u're meme-ing
You've been in Tinychat with him
>>2237355
You being a masochist? She's a sub tho
056cc3 No.2237359
>>2237341
...That makes little sense, but I also get what you mean, so ehh.
>>2237348
What? Did I mislink?
>>2237350
I mean, if you want to make me, I guess make me.
But I don't watch streamers and don't play Overwatch.
I'll sit in chat and cheer you on if that is what you want.
help
013253 No.2237361
>>2237359
Oh, he doesn't even play overwatch lmao
>>2237360
Nothing~
b04297 No.2237362
>>2237340
Wait nevermind I'm high
But anyway there's a PeeRP log of me on Pastebin if u want to look for it
b3666e No.2237363
>>2237355
Oooohhhh... I thought... oh...
>>2237358
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WISH
HOLY SHIT I'M RETARDED
>>2237359
If you get it then it makes sense
b04297 No.2237364
013253 No.2237365
b3666e No.2237366
I was like... Wish on Tinychat? The fuck?
Oh dear
330746 No.2237367
You know that regret when you're going home from heavy drinking and you didn't get something to eat on your way home
999906 No.2237368
>>2237348
He doesn't do meth.
>>2237349
Florida is that bad?
8b7dfb No.2237369
>>2237357
>>2237358
hmm, ya'll are right
I got that backwards
Unless it hurts me to hurt her~
>>2237361
why are final fantasy slutcats so cute?
>>2237363
What did you think?
1f0806 No.2237370
>>2237367
And it's too late for delivery?
013253 No.2237371
You know that regret when you're going home from heavy drinking and you didn't get peed on on on your way home
013253 No.2237372
>>2237369
Is my slutcat cute?
999906 No.2237373
You guys doing a Tinychat again?
b3666e No.2237374
>>2237367
Just eat something at home duh
>>2237369
I thought you were actually buying into it for a second
I'm losing my touch man
1f0806 No.2237375
>>2237369
:p
<"this'll hurt me a lot more than it'll hurt you"
lel
330746 No.2237376
>>2237370
Afraid so, not many places deliver at 4:40 am
>>2237374
I'm already in bed. Effort and shit.
8b7dfb No.2237377
>>2237374
>>2237372
depending on what server your slutcat is on
But it aint as cute as my slutcat
>>2237374
You're getting oooooooooold
>>2237375
goddamnit
I actually lol'd
b04297 No.2237378
>>2237361
Tell meeeeeeeee
>>2237363
I wasn't lol
>>2237368
Is it crack?
>>2237369
If u want her to spank your ass, pull your hair and roughly buttfuck u then just be honest
b3666e No.2237379
>>2237376
Shoulda thought of that earlier
>>2237377
It hurts :(
>>2237378
Hence the sudden shocking realization
8b7dfb No.2237380
>>2237378
She can ride, maybe.
If she works up the nerve~
>>2237379
nooo
nohurt
013253 No.2237381
>>2237377
You already know it's Faerie.
>>2237378
The Ian misunderstanding.
056cc3 No.2237382
we doing a tinychat again?
>>2237361
I don't shooters.
>>2237362
Alright but why the fuck.
330746 No.2237383
>>2237379
I should have thought of a lot of things earlier, but now with a full time job, not all of it works
b3666e No.2237384
>>2237380
Everything hurts when you're old
>>2237383
Full time jobs suck, huh? Having to pay for shit and whatnot
b846d7 No.2237385
>>2237368
Oh yeah, it is that bad. 99 F + 100& Humidity for 10 months straight
I've never asked, what coast are you at?
330746 No.2237386
>>2237384
That is looking alright with my pay. The thing is that I seem to have no time.
013253 No.2237387
>>2237382
Also doesn't do that.
8b7dfb No.2237388
>>2237381
Hey, we could actually play together
>>2237384
No, u need a massage
b04297 No.2237389
>>2237379
Wish is cute
>>2237380
She's probably done that at least 666 times before so it shouldn't be a problem
>>2237381
Oh that
I still need to watch the new Happy Sugar Life
Did you like last week's ep? ^^
Probably the pee at least turned u on
>>2237382
I got permission to post it in thread; it was a whole meme
03a9e6 No.2237390
013253 No.2237391
>>2237388
Ur DPS is probably shit lmao
>>2237389
It wasn't the worst episode of the series, at least.
8b7dfb No.2237392
>>2237389
Whatever you say, honey
>>2237391
ofc, am WHM
013253 No.2237393
>>2237392
The literal best DPS healer
b3666e No.2237394
>>2237386
It's a neverending cycle, make money to pay for shit to keep making money
>>2237388
I do, but no one will give me one :(
>>2237389
How do you know?
056cc3 No.2237396
b04297 No.2237399
>>2237391
I think it could have been better
Like it would have been more tragic if Shouko wasn't actually a backstabbing ho
>>2237392
What do you mean? You need to acknowledge how many cocks she's sucked and give her acceptance; don't try to deny it
Are you some kind of caveman who thinks there's something wrong with sluts or something? I bet u want a house made entirely of roccs and dinosaurs like the Flintstones have
bd999f No.2237400
056cc3 No.2237401
>>2237389
Between you and who?
>>2237387
And better for it.