271b17 No.2225545
h a p p y
b d a y
s c o o t s ~
♥
bc7781 No.2225547
c1dc29 No.2225549
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Life is just a game.
Losing or winning, the most important thing is to have fun.
You live your own soundtrack.
6b11a4 No.2225552
>>2225544
Sounds like a fun group
c1dc29 No.2225554
>>2225552
They are fun, don't let haters tell you otherwise.
I'm a hedonist, fun is the ultimate goal of life.
Life is just a game, someone is keeping score, I hope you're having fun.
6b11a4 No.2225555
>>2225554
I'm the only scorekeeper that matters, though.
c1dc29 No.2225556
Very rarely I get drunk nowadays.
This is one of those days.
>>2225555
Am I high up on the leaderboard?
c1dc29 No.2225557
>>2225555
That's the thing. You are the only scorekeeper, this is a game you made for yourself.
6b11a4 No.2225558
>>2225556
You're up there.
>>2225557
You got my point!
c1dc29 No.2225559
>>2225555
Who do you think is at top of the leaderboard?
Jimmy Hendrix? Hunter S. Thompson? P.T Barnam? House rules change in every household.
c1dc29 No.2225560
>>2225558
I was learning this shit in my Breathe course, where we try and get us some self esteem and self confidence. I thought life was just a game, so it should be treated as such.
ee1620 No.2225561
>>2225556
Robocop gets ganged up on and murdered by a mob of guys after a woman gets accidentally shot in the head.
6b11a4 No.2225563
>>2225559
Right now I am a contender.
I am pretty happy with my situation atm
>>2225560
Why not? It is pretty easy to change the rules of your own game so you are winning. Whenever I am feeling shit about what I am doing I explain it to myself like I would pitch it to someone I just met with all the extra flair. That always cheers me up at least a bit.
>>2225562
Sleep well and happy birthday.
be336c No.2225565
i remember this one time when i was little around the time my dad was in the hospital
i found a little bird that was wandering around outside by a tree. couldn't fly.
so i brought it inside and went out and bought seeds for it and stuff. looked after it. hid it from everyone, because he was mine.
then the next day my grandad found the little bird. he said the bird's wing was crushed and it wouldn't heel. so he called me over and sat me down on the couch. "Hijo mío, we have to put this little friend out of his pain. He's in a lot of pain and the best thing you can do for him is end it for him." and i argued with him and tried to get my mam to call the hospital to get my dad to tell my grandad not to kill the bird. but in the end he squeezed the little thing until it stopped moving.
ee1620 No.2225566
>>2225562
happy b-day and sleep.
a9d72b No.2225568
necropost
>>2225524
Now swear fealty to the Neu Mercurial Partei and I promise plenty of lactic acid will come your way
>>2225527
aside the fact disney never produces anything intellectual to start with;
if it's a matter of principle (which it is), the expiries just overcomplicate things, as different markets grow at different speeds, and people also die at different speeds - basically, the only sensible distinction is "forever" and "not at all". But in case intellectual property has no expiration date, except maybe the expiration of the copyright holder, then I'll simply say that memes are basically the essence of the fair use defense, and should categorically be exempt from copyright claims if you can simply show that something qualifies as a meme.
Considering those terms, i'll gladly grant 100 extra years.
On a side note, do you know The Asylum? It's kind of interesting how a big company can basically get away with infringing on other big companies' markets in the way no army of literally 100 million internet pirates could do - just because they're a big company.
c1dc29 No.2225570
>>2225561
I know that robocop beats terminator, that's all I know.
>>2225563
I'm happy with my situation too, but I could be happier.
II don't know much about how to change attitudes, I just do what feels good to me.
c1dc29 No.2225571
>>2225562
Goodnight Scoots, you're one year older.
6b11a4 No.2225572
>>2225570
and that is the most important part.
If it feels good to you, then it's working
c1dc29 No.2225573
>>2225572
I'm a working human bean.
How are you, Cato?
Wanna join my cult?
6738db No.2225575
TOO MANY P-P-P-PUPPIES
TOO MANY PUPPPIESSSSSSSSSS
bc7781 No.2225576
>>2225562
Nito, birthday boy.
Enjoy the rest.
614718 No.2225578
>>2225568
very well, I swear fealty to the Neu Mercurial Partei
do anything else to make me ubermensch while you're at it
a9d72b No.2225579
>film company that produces mockbusters, like transmorphers, terminators, paranormal entity, sharknado, battle *of* los angeles etc.
>films these in a couple of months and times the release dates
>uses very similar titles, scripts, DVD covers and creates misleading trailers to up the coattail riding up to 110%
>imagine just the revenue alone from grandmas buying movies for their kids without knowing the difference between transformers and transmorphers
>profit
>never had any losses from any movies thus far
>biggest legal issue resulted in them having to change their title "American Battleship" into "American Warships"
they're now slowly realizing sharknado movies make even more money so that's their current focus, but holy shit
what a shitty fucking studio
24a6df No.2225580
>>2225574
Yo what tthe FUCK
6b11a4 No.2225581
Can there ever be too many puppies?
>>2225573
Like a kidney bean?
My mother used to make this bean salad thing with balsalmic dressing that was the bomb. I miss that bean salad.
I am doing well, but my background is being a bitch so it is kinda lame rn
Sure.
6b11a4 No.2225582
>>2225580
He aint being very subtle
6738db No.2225583
>>2225581
Absolutely. Dogs are terrifying.
a9d72b No.2225584
>>2225574
GENTLEMEN.
>>2225578
You are now ... dai hachi dooru.
80b8bb No.2225585
614718 No.2225586
>>2225584
now that is sugoi
c1dc29 No.2225587
>>2225581
Yes, like a kidney bean, palatable and hueg.
You'll sort out your background, I know you will.
There was this streaker at the match of St.Helens and Wigan. He changed his background and profile pic of him streaking.
I miss all you can eat chinese. My mum never cooks hot shit, always lame vegan bullshit.
c1dc29 No.2225588
>>2225585
Is that the floppy dog that gives you whiskey?
24a6df No.2225589
>>2225582
I stopped finding this joke funny a long time ago, sorry :c
a9d72b No.2225590
>>2225586
Yes. You'll be a fine addition to the collection.
Errr, to the team.
Welcome to my team.
80b8bb No.2225593
>>2225588
its the big fat fucker thats taller than a man and needs to eat several kilo a day or something in food.
4e595d No.2225594
spicy squid grilled seaweed f*ckin bommmmbbb
6738db No.2225595
>>2225591
Little girl I live with asked why I was wearing a dress so I asked her why is she wearing a dress.
That settled that.
6738db No.2225596
I didn't mean to link, but I'm glad it was Gabby
a9d72b No.2225597
whenever a coworker jokes about me going home just because i take my bag with me when i have lunch i die a little on the inside
6b11a4 No.2225598
>>2225583
Including tiny puppies?
I guess that would be a swarm of piranhas to anyone who doesn't like dogs.
>>2225587
Hopefully I will have it down in the next hour so I can actually run samples. Water is a bitch.
Ya'know, I think there has only been one streaker ever at a sports even that I've been to. And it was baseball of all things
It is weird moving out of 'regular visit' territory from any of your family. No more free jam.
>>2225589
I figured, but you kinda set yourself up for it by naming yourself an adjective.
4e595d No.2225599
>>2225595
LOL
she got owned
its such a nice dress too
c1dc29 No.2225600
>>2225595
I don't know much about dogs. Think I should bed soon?
6738db No.2225602
>>2225598
idk I just want a greyhound or 3
puppies are okay I guess.
>>2225599
Her little 5 y/o mind must have been like.. "I didn't know you could answer q's with q's O_O"
4e595d No.2225603
4e595d No.2225604
>>2225602
did she have a good dress ?
80b8bb No.2225605
a9d72b No.2225606
dogs are bipedal herbivorous ungulates that sleep when they are supposed to and never make noise at random stuff for no reason
so basically the opposite of humans
6b11a4 No.2225607
>>2225602
A greyhound would be a nice companion.
>I didn't know you could answer q's with q's O_O
I lol'd
6738db No.2225608
>>2225604
Hers is cute too. it's like a light blue sleevless with a collar and has butterfly print :3
b245a8 No.2225609
6738db No.2225610
>>2225607
mmhm. I just need my own place or to move in with someone that wants puppos
wink wink
a9d72b No.2225611
are we discussing 5yo dresses
4e595d No.2225612
>>2225608
awwww...... i want a floral dress..... with like. Long sleeves that flare out at the wrists/maybe forearms
c1dc29 No.2225613
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm goimg to bed.
Listen to this if you want.
6738db No.2225614
>>2225612
oooh. I love sleeved dresses cause my disgusting arms lol
And yeah, bell sleeves are cute. I have this one top with long flared sleeves that gives a witch vibe that I like.
be336c No.2225615
ee1620 No.2225617
>>2225594
well, squiddy needs to cook me something too.
6b11a4 No.2225618
>>2225610
It will happen eventually!
>>2225613
You are posting good music.
Sleep well
6738db No.2225619
c0c39c No.2225621
Hello yes I would like to order 1 gf with extra pickle, no diced tomato, with a side of ravioli.
4e595d No.2225622
>>2225614
oh. MY GOSH
witch dress....... I want one ;;;;
>>2225617
cook me
80b8bb No.2225623
tfw you havent eaten ravioli in fucking 10 years
80b8bb No.2225624
c0c39c No.2225626
6738db No.2225627
raviolis from scratch are DANK
chicken n cheese bitches.
>>2225625
even couch potato dogs?
ee1620 No.2225628
>>2225622
But how? Like a lobster or spitroasted?
>>2225625
Squash pls. I thought you left for work?
80b8bb No.2225629
like, i dont want it out of a tin tho, i want that good ravioli. i just dont know where i could get something like that from.
6738db No.2225630
>>2225629
make it from scratch
6b11a4 No.2225631
>>2225627
As long as it aint a yipper dog, yes
>>2225628
lol, you got me
6738db No.2225632
flour, oil, water, eggs
chicken, cheese
6738db No.2225633
>>2225631
greyhounds are lowkey I promise
6738db No.2225634
i'm gonna be a lardass and get more mcdoubles
6b11a4 No.2225636
>>2225634
Sounds like the perfect dog for a city.
>>2225633
No, cook something!
You said you were going to cook!
ee1620 No.2225637
>>2225632
Is this in reference to >>2225622 cooking gabby? I say provolone and grilled chicken.
80b8bb No.2225638
>>2225632
>>2225630
i cant into making pasta. could probably buy some fresh pasta sheets, bind em, and make it myself tho. might have to give it a shot at some point.
6738db No.2225639
>>2225636
b-buttt i wanna be a lazy butt again today :(
>>2225637
no
>>2225638
it's super easy. plus you can 1 up all your friends by saying you made your own raviolis^^
6b11a4 No.2225640
>>2225639
Then get something better than a mcdouble tonight.
I was excited for Elma cooking!
80b8bb No.2225641
>>2225639
dont you need an actual pasta sheet maker for that shit?
2521ff No.2225643
>>2225642
He's now gainfully employed and helping those less fortunate around him.
24a6df No.2225644
>>2225643
Same but without the helping
80b8bb No.2225646
6b11a4 No.2225647
How do you help nuts?
Water them more?
54ce1a No.2225648
>>2225647
Don't ask me fam, I'm the helpee
2521ff No.2225649
24a6df No.2225650
>>2225649
Oh I didn't think the employed thing was too far-fetched
6b11a4 No.2225651
>>2225648
Ok, I'll go get the hose!
80b8bb No.2225653
fuck it, late night walk time for me
f635da No.2225654
>>2225575
Not enough kitties
6738db No.2225656
>>2225640
I got 2 double cheeseburgers and a chili cheese dog and a bbq snack melt, but they forgot it the first time so they gave me 2 for the trouble.
I went to dq so they hook me up lol
>>2225641
>what is a rolling pin
80b8bb No.2225657
>>2225656
something im shit with
6b11a4 No.2225658
>>2225652
How's WIsh doing, anyway?
>>2225656
I don't think that counts as better than a mcdouble, but I will give it to you this time. You better cook tomorrow, though!
6738db No.2225659
>>2225657
how tf are you shit at rolling things out flat by hand?
did you never have play-doh as a kid or some shit.
6738db No.2225660
>>2225658
i work all week.
get rekt^^
54ce1a No.2225661
>>2225658
I'm doing pretty good, work was actually really fun today.
I'm a bit sore though, come give me a massage.
6b11a4 No.2225662
>>2225661
If giving you a massage helps my work go smoother, sure!
>>2225660
Are you disobeying me?~
6738db No.2225663
>>2225662
how am i supposed to cook tomorrow when I'm at work all dayyyy ;-;
54ce1a No.2225664
>>2225662
I don't think it works that way.
6b11a4 No.2225666
>>2225663
Make a quesadilla.
It takes 1 minute to prepare and 5-10 minutes in the toaster oven
>>2225664
well shit
I guess I got no choice, then
6738db No.2225667
>>2225666
I don't wanna :(((((((((((((
6738db No.2225668
I just whooped Kon in words with friends again
6b11a4 No.2225669
>>2225667
The other option is to get a salad when you go out, or something along those lines.
Gotta eat healthy!
6738db No.2225670
6b11a4 No.2225671
Has he won yet?
>>2225670
When you have it with a salad, maybe
54ce1a No.2225672
>>2225666
Day 50x better instantly
>
6b11a4 No.2225673
>>2225672
>SUPER rare
daaaaaaayum
6738db No.2225674
>>2225671
i'll get a salad then
6738db No.2225677
6b11a4 No.2225678
>>2225676
Are you free from work, or still busy?
>>2225677
*pets*
>
54ce1a No.2225679
>>2225678
It's 6pm and I'm posting, of course I'm home.
6738db No.2225681
>>2225678
[purrs]
how much longer til you're home?
6b11a4 No.2225682
>>2225679
It is 4pm and I'm in my office posting
6b11a4 No.2225683
>>2225681
Good girl ♥
oh god
today is going to be a shitty one
80b8bb No.2225684
gotta love that misty rain that leaves you fucking soaked
>>2225659
nope, i had he-man and a playstation and that was enough for me
bc7781 No.2225685
>>2225680
>00:16:05
And NOW you show up.
You said 5 days, today is the day, right?
54ce1a No.2225686
>>2225680
>
>>2225682
G-Get a life, anon!
6738db No.2225687
>>2225683
I love that ♥♥
Well I'm here for you boo~
>>2225684
okay but you said you baked. You don't know how to use a rolling pin?
2d6887 No.2225688
>>2225685
Y-yes today is the day, I feel so fricken old...
-hug-
>>2225686
wait a minute
cute tummy
80b8bb No.2225689
>>2225687
i generally dont bake flat things so i deal with dough by hand
54ce1a No.2225690
>>2225688
Please don't stare, it's embarrassing.
787eec No.2225691
Well I got 2 job offers
One pays decently but my set days off are fucking trash
I'd work Thur - Mon
The other pays like shit but I have weekends off
The smart side of me is telling me to go for the decent paying one and since I dont have weekends off I'll save more money
The dumb side of me all work and no play will make me a dull boy
54ce1a No.2225692
Don't be silly, you don't have a smart side lmao
2d6887 No.2225693
>>2225690
bewbies!
Where in Canada do you live?
787eec No.2225694
Pls no bulli my last 2 brain cells
2d6887 No.2225696
>>2225691
You're lucky. Where I'm from there are no jobs
b53fb9 No.2225697
>>2225691
Get the most amount of money.
2d6887 No.2225698
>>2225695
Cute, I know you're Wish! But I also want to know where you live
bc7781 No.2225699
>>2225688
Congratulations, Ikaros. Happy birthday to you.
2d6887 No.2225700
Today is my birthday, gib hugs please
6b11a4 No.2225701
>>2225686
This is my life
>>2225687
I love you~
So this may be a little technical, but I have been sitting around for almost 5 hours now waiting for my background to go down so I can get decent numbers. Essentially, if there is any water in the Helium gas that I am running through my line, it throws off the water measurement of the sample I am blasting, so I freeze out the tubes coming in with a liquid nitrogen dewar. Usually it only takes an hour or two to get down to the level I need it to, but it is taking significantly longer today. Either there is something stuck in the line that I just have to wait until it moves on or the cryo-concentrating for twice the time is making it grumpy.
2d6887 No.2225702
>>2225699
T-thank you so much Fort... I really appreciate it <3!
6738db No.2225703
>>2225701
don't be grumpy bb :(
sounds like when I was getting frustrated with the air in my brake lines :(
Just call it a slut until it bends to your will~
54ce1a No.2225705
>>2225698
Southern Ontario.
The place where Nymph lives, but I moved slightly more south again.
>>2225701
Get a new one!
787eec No.2225707
>>2225696
Yeah, its like that for alot of people out here.
Well mainly in the High Desert
>>2225697
Yeah I ended up choosing the better pay
2d6887 No.2225708
>>2225705
Have you met up with Nymph? What is it like living there? I kinda wanna move to Canada...
Less people
54ce1a No.2225710
>>2225708
No, he hates me now xd
It's pretty boring tbh.
2d6887 No.2225711
>>2225707
Please take the good paying job, save your money and retire rich
>>2225709
please honey? i need it
2d6887 No.2225712
>>2225710
Why does he hate you?
Boring = good, right?
54ce1a No.2225713
>>2225712
I have a penis.
It can be good sometimes.
b53fb9 No.2225715
>>2225711
>Need
No, you don't.
bc7781 No.2225716
>>2225700
*hug*
>>2225702
Sure thing, too bad I couldn't message ya when it was still the 4th for me, but I made a post while you weren't here.
6b11a4 No.2225717
>>2225703
I'm actually not really frustrated because this is to be expected. Isotope work is notoriously finicky and random things like this happen constantly. I'm honestly more bored than anything because getting the background consists of putting on the cold trap then waiting around for 10 minutes to see if everything is better or not
>>2225705
But this one is p great
6738db No.2225718
>>2225717
no grump tho <3
at least you get to play with liquid nitrogen and stuff x_x
2d6887 No.2225719
>>2225713
that's a really bad reason to dislike someone...
do you really have the penis? I still get a feminine vibe from you
Ummmm is it safe where you live? How many languages do I need to know to get by?
>>2225714
i can't watch that... v.v
>>2225715
Please? I need you
>>2225716
-huggles back hard- <3
reee I will look for that post soon... I'm on public wifi now... it's hard to do anything
54ce1a No.2225720
>>2225719
Yes.
Also yes. Just English.
6b11a4 No.2225721
>>2225718
♥
Liquid nitrogen and oxy-acetylene torches, yeah!
b53fb9 No.2225722
>>2225719
You did fine without me prior.
6738db No.2225723
>>2225721
you should oxy my acetylene~
bc7781 No.2225725
>>2225719
♥
It was this post, >>2225111
Didn't know it was Scoot's birthday too, and I wasn't sure whether you wanted everyone to know, so I didn't name ya, and now it maybe looks like it was a birthday to Scoot. Just know it was for you.
6b11a4 No.2225726
>>2225723
I'm not sure that one worked, kitten
But it did make me smile~
2d6887 No.2225727
>>2225720
hmmm how many languages do you know?
I won't dislike you for having a penis... I would probably like you even more
>>2225722
Just one hug, pretty please? squeeze me real tight and tell me happy birthday v.v
>>2225724
no no no... that's a dox link...
I'm scared to click on anything...
Eminem saved rap but it still died in 2002
>>2225725
Yay <3
Wow no way... he and I share a birthday too? I wonder why he never told me :<
How old is he?
6738db No.2225728
>>2225726
^~^ I like making you smile
f635da No.2225729
>>2225727
Everything he has made since 2012 has been garbage
54ce1a No.2225730
>>2225727
English, French, and Japanese.
But I'm really only mega confident in English now.
You and the rest of the thread :^)
bc7781 No.2225731
>>2225727
I think we discovered this in other years too, though. I think he turned 25. When asked, he answered 12.
6b11a4 No.2225732
>>2225728
You're too good at it, it's dangerous
787eec No.2225733
>>2225730
>Japanese
lmao are you fluent in Horriblesubs, Vivid, or UTW
2d6887 No.2225734
>>2225729
You're joking... ugh...
Poor Em... I really loved his stuff...
He was the last of a dying (now dead) breed....
Do you know any good rappers out now?
>>2225730
You sure know a lot of languages >_<
Um... when was the last time you spoke with Nymph...?
Ummm how much is an apartment in your town...?
Lewd, I'm first in line ._.,
>>2225731
He said he was 14 and I was 12 and he manipulated me into coming to 4chan lol
How are you? ummm did you sleep yet?
6738db No.2225735
54ce1a No.2225737
>>2225733
何が言ってんのよ?このクソ野郎
>>2225734
Like, two months ago maybe?
Depending on location and size probably $700 - $1,500
bc7781 No.2225738
>>2225734
How old are you now, again?
I sleep every day. It's just that I go to bed after dawn.
I'm alright, I guess. Nothing special going on. How's your day?
787eec No.2225740
>>2225737
Oh okay, so Horriblesubs
2d6887 No.2225741
>>2225737
Damn that's a lot of money...
I need... 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a big basement...
Do you not get along at all with him anymore?
>>2225738
I'm 20. I feel old as shit. I'm going tucking kill myself
hmmm I thought you didn't sleep lol
Ummm my day has been filled with embarrassment! my family won't leave me alone... I can't wait to go back home in a few hours... no work today though
>>2225739
But why?
b245a8 No.2225742
Greyhounds are chill as fuck
I know it's late, but whatever
2d6887 No.2225744
>>2225742
Greyhounds are sooo much fun, I wish I could find another one
2d6887 No.2225745
>>2225743
because you hate me don't you...
b53fb9 No.2225746
>>2225745
>Hate
You think you're worth such a powerful emotion?
54ce1a No.2225747
>>2225740
Yeah.
>>2225741
Do you have 6 kids or something? Good luck finding a basement in an apartment :^)
/shrug
2d6887 No.2225748
>>2225746
not at all. most people love me
2d6887 No.2225749
>>2225747
hmmm I will need a house then...
I want kids yeah...
but I need the extra room for my art...
b53fb9 No.2225750
>>2225748
I love more people than I hate.
2d6887 No.2225751
>>2225750
That means you love me
54ce1a No.2225752
>>2225749
Art is for pansies.
b53fb9 No.2225753
>>2225751
I feel nothing toward you.
2d6887 No.2225754
>>2225752
That's how I'm making money now...
What about you? What would you do with an extra room besides filling it up with junk!
b53fb9 No.2225756
>>2225755
I only hug people I like.
bc7781 No.2225757
>>2225741
I thought you said 20, but wasn't sure later, 'cuz that's young for someone I've known for years now on here.
Nahh, I sleep. Just poorly and weird.
Heh, what's with the embarassment?
2d6887 No.2225759
>>2225756
Then hug me!
>>2225757
I met Scoots in another community before 4chan, I would have came here much later if it weren't for him :/
Why do you sleep poorly? Do you have to pee in the middle of the night?
My family sung happy birthday to me ;__;
>>2225758
What would you do with an extra room? I kinda wanna go back to manga... I hadn't done it in years...
So much fun...
Please tell me!
b245a8 No.2225760
b53fb9 No.2225761
>>2225759
I don't like you.
2d6887 No.2225762
>>2225760
Yes you can slap it
b245a8 No.2225763
>>2225762
That was not the question, I would never want to
54ce1a No.2225764
>>2225759
Probably just leave it empty.
2d6887 No.2225766
>>2225763
Yes, a greyhound was one of most entertaining for me.
>>2225764
Can I live in it?
b53fb9 No.2225767
>>2225765
Because you're you.
b245a8 No.2225768
2d6887 No.2225769
>>2225767
What do you mean by that?
>>2225768
Lol its just a dog, it's not the end of the world
bc7781 No.2225770
>>2225759
If at all. Where'd ya meet?
I just have issues falling asleep. I'm a really solid sleeper once I've actually fallen asleep though.
Whahaha. Singing is about as embarassing as being sung to though.
54ce1a No.2225771
>>2225766
It doesn't exist.
54ce1a No.2225772
tfw no cute twink bf to sing me lullabies
2d6887 No.2225773
>>2225770
He doesn't want me to say... Maybe he'll tell you if he's up to it...
He was a lot of fun to be around so I was really attached to him... even though I was very shy
Is it hard to wake you up? Hmmm wait why do you have problems falling asleep?
It has been embarrassing since I was really smol, I hate it so much!
They enjoy making me cringe
>>2225771
Yet.
Would you consider rooming in with someone from the threads? Me?
b53fb9 No.2225774
>>2225769
I feel nothing toward you, because I don't know you. Because I don't know you i don't wish to know about you.
54ce1a No.2225775
>>2225773
Probably not, no.
b245a8 No.2225776
>>2225769
Some of us don't like it when animals are tortured for no reason
be336c No.2225777
54ce1a No.2225778
Some of us like it when posters are tortured for no reason instead.
2d6887 No.2225779
>>2225774
Why don't you wish to know anything about me?
54ce1a No.2225780
>>2225777
Not you, go away.
b53fb9 No.2225781
>>2225779
Because I don't care about you.
2d6887 No.2225782
>>2225775
Why not? It'll be a lot of fun. You don't have to do all the house work and stuff
>>2225776
so you rather that dog go another few months starving to death during a brutal winter? I like to think I did it a favor
bc7781 No.2225783
>>2225773
D'aww, cute.
Yup. Real hard to wake up, and even harder to force myself out of bed.
Not sure why it's so hard to fall asleep though. It's like I forget how to sleep every night. Bleh. My bed probably doesn't help either.
I think embarassing people with singing on their birthday is tradition. I'd sing for ya.
be336c No.2225784
54ce1a No.2225785
>>2225782
Eh, I don't like people.
>>2225784
Cute =w=
f635da No.2225786
2d6887 No.2225787
>>2225783
Hmmm that's scary...
How do you live like that...
I never had trouble falling asleep and staying asleep or getting out of bed... So I can't imagine what's that like for other people... it sounds scary though..
How long have you had that problem?
You betta not sing to me ...
>>2225785
Do you like yourself at least?
>>2225786
Please don't say Drank
2d6887 No.2225788
b245a8 No.2225790
And people wonder why I call you a bad person
2d6887 No.2225791
>>2225789
That's good, that means you can allow yourself to like others. Do you hangout with friends?
>>2225790
Who me? I'm not bad
f32897 No.2225792
I'm glad I'm not a people.
bc7781 No.2225793
>>2225787
I'll not sing to you yet, then.
I used to wake up really early no-issue until I was 12. Then one Sunday I slept in for the very first time, and I've had this ever since.
It's just inconvenient, is all. Nothing scary.
54ce1a No.2225794
>>2225791
Nope, forever alone.
2d6887 No.2225795
>>2225792
Yaaaaaaaaaan~~~<3
2d6887 No.2225798
>>2225793
i get easily embarrassed! but i won't hit you or anything...
your mind broke o.o
is there any way to fix it? wtf
>>2225794
we should hangout together then
just once...
one time isn't going to kill you..
54ce1a No.2225799
>>2225798
I'll buy you poutine
b245a8 No.2225800
>>2225791
Whatever
>>2225792
We're all people now
787eec No.2225801
bc7781 No.2225802
>>2225798
I'd allow a friendly hit. It's only fair.
Not too hard though, I'm REALLY bad with pain.
I don't think so, no.
2d6887 No.2225804
I'm drained... I should stop posting now... bye...
>>2225799
Ohhh I made a promise to another anon that I would eat it with him first!
>>2225800
i sometimes wish i wasn't born this way... but I have no control over it. I just like to have fun..
>>2225802
i hit really hard by default ;__;
But I won't hit you if you can't take it...
But I will cut you up a lil' hehe
787eec No.2225805
54ce1a No.2225806
>>2225804
Loser.
>>2225805
How do you seriously not remember my name smh
bc7781 No.2225807
>>2225804
>But I will cut you up a lil' hehe
Hearing that is almost nostalgia.
Don't though.
Later, Ikaros. Have a great day.
787eec No.2225809
>>2225806
You told me when I was like fucking blackout drunk
Hidoi
54ce1a No.2225810
>>2225809
Everyone else probably remembers it :^)
787eec No.2225811
54ce1a No.2225812
>>2225811
I don't have one.
bc7781 No.2225813
787eec No.2225814
>>2225812
No wonder you're so depressed
>>2225813
I dont know your full name lmao
54ce1a No.2225815
>>2225814
I've been pretty good since last week tbh.
b245a8 No.2225816
bc7781 No.2225817
>>2225814
Ruben van Es.
I only learned yours yesterday.
c86ded No.2225819
54ce1a No.2225820
787eec No.2225821
>>2225815
Yeah dude
You sounded like a depressed bitch over some guys dick
Was kinda funny but got annoying after a while
>>2225817
Sounds like a fancy wine
bc7781 No.2225823
>>2225821
Thanks, I guess.
787eec No.2225824
>>2225823
Are you the guy with the soccer guy on your pp
>>2225822
<3
bc7781 No.2225826
>>2225824
>Are you the guy with the soccer guy on your pp
What?
You know what I look like, man.
787eec No.2225827
>>2225825
>
>>2225826
Lemme double check
787eec No.2225829
I only seem to find Dutch fuccbois
751c72 No.2225831
>>2225829
Soto, this webm reminded me of you.
bc7781 No.2225833
>>2225827
>>2225829
Sounds about right.
You're more persistent than I thought you'd be. Now I feel bad. I was gonna tell ya like immediately but I didn't think you'd even ask my name. I don't have a facebook.
c4f719 No.2225834
>>2225831
>that NOOOOOOOOOO
787eec No.2225835
>>2225831
Oh man, I would've been triggered
Also their shit must be bunk af since they're so fucking fat and the way he cut them triggers me too
Those lines deserve to be washed away by juice lol
787eec No.2225837
>>2225832
>>2225833
lmao fuckin douchebag
c4f719 No.2225838
>>2225836
wew
I'd say about time but it's about time you give us something fucking good, piggie
bc7781 No.2225839
>>2225837
>lmao
Now I feel less bad.
But still bad.
I'd say sorry, but since it's you, I'll say gomen.
332b3f No.2225840
c4f719 No.2225841
wow fortune is an AWFUL person
I can't believe we had to find out this way...
54ce1a No.2225842
>>2225837
That's my fetish.
bc7781 No.2225843
>>2225841
>I can't believe we had to find out this way...
I can't believe this was the thing that made you find out.
c4f719 No.2225844
>>2225843
yeah but
literally WORSE than hitler
bc7781 No.2225845
>>2225844
Well, that's not too hard, really.
790fc0 No.2225847
Wish, are you ugly irl? We all know you're prison gay and not actually attracted to men, so why don't you date women?
b53fb9 No.2225848
>>2225847
nah Wish is actually really cute
as for the latter, it's cause he likes boys
c75540 No.2225850
aaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm so bored, halp.
54ce1a No.2225851
>>2225848
Thanks, Mom.
>>2225850
Just play Azur Lane
c4f719 No.2225852
c75540 No.2225853
>>2225851
But my phone is already at 20% ;-;
790fc0 No.2225854
>>2225848
Gay people don't exist here, unless they're furries.
>>2225849
Were you bullied, Wish? I'll keep all of this very confidential.
54ce1a No.2225856
>>2225853
You don't bring your charger with you?
>>2225854
Not that I can recall, no.
Why are you so interested in me anyways? Got a crush on me~?
b6ed70 No.2225857
Dear Internet,
I grow stronger by the day. Soon I will be able to easily defeat ANY of you in hand-to-hand combat.
b6ed70 No.2225858
Anon is just mad that Tumblr is leegun now
b53fb9 No.2225860
>>2225851
:3
>>2225854
the secret underground gays are everywhere
>>2225857
I'd like to see you take on tracer lol
he'd destroy you
b6ed70 No.2225861
>>2225859
Is Nezi's booty fat again yet
>>2225860
>he'd destroy you
I don't want to make you jealous
751c72 No.2225862
>>2225857
What do I get if I win?
54ce1a No.2225863
>>2225857
I'd like to see you take on Tracer-onii-chan, he'd destroy your ass pussy with his massive cock uwu
b53fb9 No.2225864
>>2225860
If I fight someone I would have to clean the bio afterward.
>>2225861
He's still losing weight despite my cooking.
790fc0 No.2225866
>>2225856
No, I can't develop a crush on the potentially ugly.
I'm interested because I want to know what's kept you coming back to this place for so long when your public interactions with others seems so impersonal and superficial. Not saying you're devoid of personality - I don't know you - just wondering what you REALLY get out it.
b53fb9 No.2225867
>>2225864
>losing
i'm kinda just maintaining/stabilized
i should lose another 5 to 10lbs but i don't really feel like it yet
>clean the bio
absolutely brutal
8bba5a No.2225868
>>2225865
Is that supposed to be Tokai?
c75540 No.2225869
b6ed70 No.2225870
>Pussy motherfucker talking shit behind the screen for fun
>I prefer jujitsu
>Get up pussy boy you need a gun
This is a great song but after 30 times of listening to it this line made me laugh a bit because it seemed like something Bart would say
>>2225862
What do you want, Spec-kun?
>>2225863
I-I guess if there's no stopping it, then... >////<
>>2225864
U need to step up your game
>>2225865
Are you the anime girl
b53fb9 No.2225871
>>2225867
Not like I'm not making you work to maintain that weight.
bc7781 No.2225872
>>2225868
Nah, it was part of some comic. Not mine. I can't draw for shit.
6738db No.2225873
b53fb9 No.2225874
>>2225871
yeah you're making it a bit difficult but now that I know how to eat well it's not as hard as it was originally
bc7781 No.2225875
>>2225870
Yes.
I am the anime girl.
b6ed70 No.2225876
6738db No.2225877
>>2225876
ooh
i'm talking to some british chick
b53fb9 No.2225879
>>2225870
If the nigga can eat bacon wrapped quarter pound hotdogs and triple cheeseburgers and not gain weight he's earned it.
>>2225874
I just need to make more pasta.
6738db No.2225881
>>2225878
gross!
satin is shit
790fc0 No.2225882
>>2225878
Are you gonna cam, Nei?
8bba5a No.2225884
54ce1a No.2225885
>>2225866
How shallow.
It's just a form of escapism really. For the longest time I'd only post here when I was in a shitty mood or something was bumming me out. But then 4m kind of picked up on that so I figured I should start fixing problems instead of avoiding them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Other than that, if I do enjoy the company of another poster here enough then I'll likely talk to them on other services anyways. I've met a handful of really amazing people through these threads, at least.
>>2225869
Good boy. Maybe one day you'll drop the fox botes too :^)
>>2225870
That's pretty heckin' gay.
b53fb9 No.2225886
>>2225884
it's women's sizing and asian
you have to order giant everything to fit a guy
>>2225881
the wig?
i don't know much about wigs...
any recommendations?
b53fb9 No.2225887
>>2225883
Oh shit, I should start making bread again too. And make bacon egg sandwiches.
b6ed70 No.2225888
>>2225877
I meant the part about the Caligula lyrics specifically lol
You're cucking Cato with a British girl?
>>2225879
I guess it's not very often even though it seems like it is
>>2225880
ur cute
>>2225885
It's not gay on my end if it's rape
c75540 No.2225889
>>2225872
This image is awesome
6738db No.2225890
>>2225886
no the outfit.
Like, that's the one I offered you. its shit.
6738db No.2225891
>>2225888
I'm not cucking anyone!
b53fb9 No.2225893
>>2225888
> it's not very often even though it seems like it is
Hm?
b6ed70 No.2225894
tfw caught shitposting too hard
bc7781 No.2225895
>>2225889
I really like it.
Especially since I can't handle compliments. I just feel bad. Unless it's from a certain few people, then I get like that.
>>2225888
-> >>2225875
I'm too bored to lose this convo, man.
b6ed70 No.2225896
>>2225891
Yeah you would never do such a thing
>>2225892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_51s0Oc-5c
>>2225893
Nezi talks about eating unhealthy abominations all the time but he told me he actually doesn't eat them very often
8bba5a No.2225897
54ce1a No.2225898
>>2225888
It's gay if you both cum.
b6ed70 No.2225899
>>2225897
Whitest nigger ever
790fc0 No.2225900
>>2225885
>still calling him 4m
But thanks for the response. I never thought you were actually a robot, but it's nice to have confirmation that you do actually care and connect with the people you meet here - that you don't just think of them as people to talk at when you're bored and lonely.
b53fb9 No.2225901
>>2225896
I generally make something every week or so. I would do it daily, but my schedule is fucked currently. So I only really have time then.
c75540 No.2225902
>>2225885
I may actually do that. I tried the gun girl game and couldn't get into it
b6ed70 No.2225903
>>2225898
This post is rape culture
Reported
b53fb9 No.2225904
>>2225887
come on fam i finally look pretty decent
you're making this hard x.x
>>2225890
oh.
I don't have the link anymore
b53fb9 No.2225905
>>2225904
You knew the risks.
b6ed70 No.2225906
>>2225900
People call me that to look like oldfags
>>2225901
Don't u also buy him 5000 calorie donuts and stuff tho
c75540 No.2225907
>>2225895
It made me smile, either way :)
b53fb9 No.2225908
>"I saw a homeless man asking for money and thought 'he's just going to spend it on drugs and alcohol' but then I remembered that's what I was going to spend my money on, so why am I judging this poor bastard?"
ha
>>2225905
*cleans your room while you're at work in retaliation*
rekt
8bba5a No.2225909
Don't most people here call you 4m?
b6ed70 No.2225910
>>2225909
Wish, Grim, and Echo
b53fb9 No.2225911
>>2225906
Sometimes, yeah. But I buy a lot of people I know donuts.
>>2225908
I'd have to hurt you.
54ce1a No.2225912
>>2225900
Stands for the number of dicks he has sucked.
I'm not -that- shallow.
>>2225902
Yeah, the girls are cute but I didn't like it either.
>>2225903
Go ahead, they can't make you straight again.
b53fb9 No.2225913
>>2225911
jeez what's the big deal
it's just cleaning
don't be a baka
54ce1a No.2225914
>>2225910
And I was probably the only one who knew you as it :^)
8bba5a No.2225916
>>2225910
I still call you 4m. I thought most people did.
790fc0 No.2225919
>>2225910
As if any of them knew you before 2012.
>>2225912
lol
I never thought you were, but you did deliberately act like a princess for a few years. I'm guessing you were very well-mannered and kind irl, so you were acting out online.
b6ed70 No.2225920
>>2225911
I guess he eats really healthy most of the time so it balances out
>>2225914
Yeah lol
So I don't think it's weird when you do
>>2225916
>I still call you 4m
You call me Erio tho lol
Nevermind I guess I slipped into the Baerynstain timeline
>>2225919
Wish is still a princess
54ce1a No.2225921
>>2225919
Nah, I really am just a self-important cunt. I just know how to fake it well enough after doing so for half my life.
b53fb9 No.2225922
>>2225920
He eats bacon and eggs and chicken all day.
b6ed70 No.2225923
>>2225922
I'm sure he comes up for air sometimes
54ce1a No.2225924
>>2225920
To be honest, it's mostly because 4m is easier to type than Erio, I don't even have to capitalize.
b53fb9 No.2225927
>>2225923
Yeah, he drinks coffee and then sleeps on my couch all day.
>>2225926
Sure.
b6ed70 No.2225928
>>2225924
I personally think Erio is better cause it's not just a number and a letter but I choose not to care
6738db No.2225929
b6ed70 No.2225930
>>2225927
He should be starting college again soon tho right
Or is he just a NEET now
>>2225929
Maddie~ ♥
b53fb9 No.2225931
>>2225930
He goes to school and works, yeah.
Just not out of the house as much as me.
54ce1a No.2225932
>>2225928
Yeah, but I'd rather not associate you with sweaty pizza sauce.
6738db No.2225933
790fc0 No.2225936
>>2225921
You want people to believe that. That's how you weed out the people who are being fake. The people who see through that are the ones who actually care about you. You've been exposed
54ce1a No.2225938
>>2225936
Don't be silly, I'm actually trying to weed out the people who are too big brain and think that they have me figured out. :^)
b6ed70 No.2225939
>>2225931
Ah right I think I knew this but that I was just too high to remember right now
He does maid work tho
>>2225932
I don't even associate the name with that anime girl anymore lol
>>2225933
What? :3
6738db No.2225940
>>2225939
nothingggg we're bonding and it's weird and I like when she says "Yorkshire"
790fc0 No.2225941
>>2225938
This is another one of your tricks. You're running out of them, Wish.
b53fb9 No.2225945
>>2225931
I'll be working a lot more soon
b6ed70 No.2225946
>>2225940
You're so cute
>>2225942
He's very high e
b6ed70 No.2225947
54ce1a No.2225948
>>2225939
I haven't been able to jerk off to her in 7 years, and it's all your fault.
>>2225941
I'm far too simpleminded for any of that nonsense.
6738db No.2225949
>>2225946
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYIGN THAT OMG
b53fb9 No.2225950
>>2225945
More school too.
>>2225946
>>2225947
>>2225949
TP has low testosterone.
6738db No.2225951
790fc0 No.2225952
>>2225947
Never would have figured it out.
>>2225948
What draws you to other posters, Wish? Wit or the cuteness of their avatar?
b6ed70 No.2225953
b6ed70 No.2225955
Okay I'll create actual replies now
54ce1a No.2225956
>>2225952
I roll a die and act upon the results. :)
ee1620 No.2225957
>>2225955
>>2225955
need more of this high tier stuff
b53fb9 No.2225958
>>2225950
yeah, homework will start to eat up a lot of my time I imagine
I like being busy though
sitting around playing vidya is boring
i'd rather be learning or working
790fc0 No.2225959
>>2225956
It's probably weighted.
b6ed70 No.2225962
>>2225948
I never tried
>>2225949
Because a lot of people think it I guess
>>2225957
Files are in progress in Photoshop but I just have to finish them
790fc0 No.2225963
>>2225961
Whatever numbers tell you to act like a loving and generous person are the ones you land on the most.
6738db No.2225964
54ce1a No.2225965
>>2225962
Well yeah, but you're gay so that makes sense.
>>2225963
Clearly fake news, I'm the biggest and meanest cunt around, haven't you heard?
b6ed70 No.2225966
I really want to get into some kind of martial arts some time soon
Should I take up jiujitsu and engage Bart in dire jiujitsu combat irl like he requested?
Idk boxing is kind of the most appealing thing
>>2225964
-pets you-
>>2225965
I don't have a sweaty pizza sauce fetish
54ce1a No.2225967
>>2225966
I want to lick her sweat.
790fc0 No.2225968
>>2225965
Fine, I won't argue.
b6ed70 No.2225969
>>2225967
Okay, yeah, I guess a sweat fetish is understandable
I have one sometimes
54ce1a No.2225971
>>2225968
Good boy, here's your treat.
>>2225969
Are you watching that demon lord series?
54ce1a No.2225972
790fc0 No.2225973
>>2225971
I don't want your retarded anime figures.
6738db No.2225974
b53fb9 No.2225975
>>2225960
i can only go nezi speed
54ce1a No.2225976
>>2225973
But they're super cute.
Shut up, you haven't even seen them.
b6ed70 No.2225978
What if I did fight Bart to the death in jiujitsu
That would be a pretty epic meme
>>2225970
That doesn't mean that I can promise they'll be done soon
>>2225971
I watched like two or three eps and then soft dropped it
>>2225974
How was your day? ^^
790fc0 No.2225979
>>2225976
Do you actually own anime figures, Wish? I really need to know.
ee1620 No.2225980
>>2225978
It's just nice that it's in the works at this point.
54ce1a No.2225981
>>2225978
They were bathing together and apparently the cat girl's sweat smells and tastes really good.
I want to lick it.
6738db No.2225982
>>2225978
>>2225978
boringggggggggg
but like
p good
whatchu do today?
790fc0 No.2225984
>>2225983
I can't believe it took me this long to get an answer to whether or not you're ugly.
54ce1a No.2225985
>>2225984
I mean, you got it in one post, didn't you?
Nezi said I was cute :^)
b6ed70 No.2225986
>>2225980
I'm trying to run a business and also I have to start training in jiujitsu so I can fight Bart to the death in it like he requested
Shitposting takes up a lot of time as well; I'm very busy
>>2225981
I bet there are cat pheromones in it
>>2225982
Exercise, computer work, and then and bought some weed
This strain is called blackberry haze
6738db No.2225987
54ce1a No.2225988
>>2225986
Heck, that's hot.
ee1620 No.2225989
>>2225986
That's true. Too bad posting /animus/ doesn't pay.
790fc0 No.2225990
>>2225985
From you, I should have said. He thinks anyone who will hold e-hands with him is cute.
b6ed70 No.2225991
>>2225987
I would if I could but trying to insert it into my computer's ports doesn't seem to work for giving it to people online
Why not just buy some? ^^
>>2225988
Do your cat's pheromones turn you on?
>>2225989
Test should pay me
54ce1a No.2225992
>>2225990
Well yeah, but I wouldn't hold e-hands with him though.
To be honest, the person I thought you were already knows what I look like so I'm just confused now :^)
>>2225991
My cat passed away earlier this year.
6738db No.2225993
>>2225991
nobody has any :(((((((((((((((((((
ee1620 No.2225994
>>2225991
by the post or hour?
b53fb9 No.2225995
I wouldn't go within 500feet of me tbh
790fc0 No.2225996
>>2225992
Does he write as lazily as I do? Maybe when trying to disguise himself, but I bet he'll feel crazy insulted if he sees this.
I'm sorry if that genuinely upset btw. I take it back. I know you're very sensitive.
b6ed70 No.2225997
>>2225992
Sorry to hear that -huggu- ♥ but it doesn't tell me whether or not cat pheromones have turned you on
>>2225993
What kind of retard dealers do u have
>>2225994
If it was by the post then that would give me more reason to rapidly spam shitposts
>>2225995
I would to beat up your daddy tracer >:3
6738db No.2225998
>>2225997
idk lol I usually just pick up off of people who pick up cause I don't know anyone
b6ed70 No.2225999
>>2225998
Have u tried asking them to put you in touch with their dealers
6738db No.2226001
>>2225999
nah it's not a huge deal. i went out for a rum instead.
just been talking with this chica
54ce1a No.2226002
>>2225996
Now you've just confused me.
>>2225997
It was at the end of January, I'm already over it.
They have not, no.
b6ed70 No.2226003
>>2226000
-pets u-
>>2226001
Is Cato jealous
>>2226002
Oh u were seeming like a reverse Squash there for a minute
6738db No.2226004
>>2226003
He's working still afaik
54ce1a No.2226005
>>2226003
It's just the catgirls that make my weewee go funny
790fc0 No.2226007
>>2226002
Oh sorry. Point is anime figures are a waste of money.
b6ed70 No.2226008
>>2226004
Petting rocks late into the night
>>2226005
Same tbh
>>2226006
How u
6738db No.2226009
>>2226008
he just got home
54ce1a No.2226010
>>2226007
That's okay, I'm filthy rich anyways ecks dee
>>2226008
Same tbh
63e117 No.2226012
>>2226008
Im okay.
I didnt have work today however I ended up doing some work because I went by and they were busy.
Yerself?
787eec No.2226013
Can someone send me like 5 dollars so I can buy some beer
790fc0 No.2226014
>>2226010
Rich daddy, good job? What's keeping girls away from you if you're loaded?
6738db No.2226015
you still owe me $5 from the ciggies
787eec No.2226016
>>2226015
MASAKA
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
54ce1a No.2226017
>>2226013
I would, but then you'd learn my name again and we can't have that :^)
>>2226014
Probably my overbearing homosexuality.
b6ed70 No.2226018
>>2226010
You should get a pair of neko ears
>>2226012
U just need to not make sure to go by there when u don't have work
Pretty good
Got some blackberry haze
b6ed70 No.2226019
>>2226018
Nevermind that first sentence Herpy it fucked up
63e117 No.2226020
>>2226018
Nono I have good work ethic. I wanted to.
I got pineapple express!
790fc0 No.2226024
>>2226017
Can't be. You clearly like girls and feminine things. Pretty sure you hate dick too. Nothing adds up.
b6ed70 No.2226026
>>2226020
Hopefully they paid you
Did they? Idk how normie jobs work
>pineapple express
Weren't u h8ing on that? Or am I confusing you with someone
>>2226022
Sure ^^
ee1620 No.2226027
>>2226017
do nude cosplay and take pics.