203712 No.2220545
66331b No.2220547
3a6ae8 No.2220549
Hu threads are the worst threads.
66331b No.2220550
>>2220549
No, Tsuchi threads are.
8e90c2 No.2220551
carleigh post sex video of you and tristan
i wanna fap to both of you at the same time
>>2220533
I'm going to report you for that terrible pun.
Here I go. Pressing the report button.
>>2220534
Okay.
>>2220536
I'm not very good with advice and I have my own issues but if you ever wanna vent or something I will listen.
Goodnight, hope things are going well for you.
3a6ae8 No.2220552
>>2220550
Fuck you, tranny gremlin.
93e6ab No.2220554
>>2220551
ok ill let my master know
64e752 No.2220555
>>2220549
Should the thread have looked more like this:
>insane suicidal tranny releases a Windows10 zero-day exploit
>insane suicidal tranny
The memes write themselves!
64e752 No.2220556
>>2220551
Does such a thing exist?
8e90c2 No.2220557
>>2220553
I never said I submitted it, I just pressed the report button.
Pay attention dummy.
Wow and we put the idiots in charge, smh.
</3
>>2220554
Ugh the whole master thing makes me gag. I think it's fine in private but publically it's just cringe and obnoxious.
>>2220556
It does indeed.
64e752 No.2220558
>>2220557
oh, hidden behind the triangle thingy
93e6ab No.2220559
>>2220557
it's a meme
i love tristan very much but he's a traditional boy and doesn't parade me at all so rip
93e6ab No.2220561
and when i say rip i mean thank god
3a6ae8 No.2220564
>>2220555
Should've went with that tbh.
f85782 No.2220566
Man, the day before payday always drags on.
Anyhow what's up with you kiddos?
64e752 No.2220567
>>2220564
Maybe some other time
>>2220565
*pat*
3a6ae8 No.2220568
>>2220566
Spend it all on cocaine and fursuits.
66331b No.2220569
>>2220566
>kiddos
I'm a bitter old man excuse you
f85782 No.2220570
>>2220568
I wish. I'll be spending it on debt like a grown up.
>>2220569
Sure thing, you cranky old shit.
3a6ae8 No.2220571
>>2220569
Don't steal my shtick.
66331b No.2220572
>>2220571
Don't worry, everyone just thinks of you as a bitter child.
8e90c2 No.2220573
>>2220558
>computer programmer and techlord supreme
>oh you click the triangle thingy!
>>2220559
I know, I was just commenting on that type of behavior.
>>2220563
It's okay though because you're cute.
8e90c2 No.2220574
>>2220570
>>2220566
>I wish. I'll be spending it on debt like a grown up.
Good boy.
93e6ab No.2220575
3a6ae8 No.2220576
>>2220572
You look like a child.
ae919e No.2220578
Today was a pretty shitty day
3a6ae8 No.2220579
>>2220578
You're the one who chose the field full of Indians.
66331b No.2220580
>>2220576
Don't you fucking wish
64e752 No.2220581
>>2220573
>if you don't know how something works the moment you set your eyes on it, you're dumb
f85782 No.2220582
Can you two just fuck already?
Jesus.
ae919e No.2220583
>>2220579
Full of indians?
The guy who died today was definitely not indian
f85782 No.2220584
It's like being forced to watch all of How I Met Your Mother.
3a6ae8 No.2220585
>>2220580
I'm not a pedophile. I prefer women that look older than you.
>>2220583
NASA is nothing but street shitters these days.
8e90c2 No.2220586
>>2220577
*pets*
>>2220578
Why? Sorry fam.
>>2220581
It was just your description of "triangle thingy" that was funny.
f85782 No.2220587
>>2220586
S-stop that. I am not for pets.
66331b No.2220588
>>2220584
Alyson Hannigan is my queen.
>>2220585
So 14?
66331b No.2220590
I'll self-burn to bring you down with me, cunt.
64e752 No.2220591
>>2220586
I would have said tilted triangle, but then I was reminded that I cannot speak English as I'm not sure if this is even the right word or not
ae919e No.2220592
>>2220585
That is actually absolutely false
Like, blatantly enough that you are either some kind of bigot or fucking with me. I am in the mood for neither.
>>2220586
https://www.lpi.usra.edu/features/083018/paul-spudis/
Also my samples were shit today
3a6ae8 No.2220596
>>2220588
>>2220590
I love you because you're legal but have the body of a 12 year old girl.
f85782 No.2220597
>>2220595
HOld your breath and count to a billion.
3a6ae8 No.2220598
>>2220592
NASA is all DESIGNATED now.
66331b No.2220599
>>2220597
But I don't have that many fingers.
>>2220596
You'll never get away with this.
8e90c2 No.2220600
>>2220591
Your English is phenomenal, you doubt your abilities far too much.
>>2220592
git gud
rip rock and space guy
>>2220594
make me.
64e752 No.2220602
>>2220600
It's also why I don't have a job
66331b No.2220604
>>2220601
At like walmart, or...?
8e90c2 No.2220606
>>2220602
Did you not apply to any?
>>2220603
Then we are at an impasse.
f85782 No.2220608
>>2220604
Ask Gilligan.
Wanna play some LoL?
f85782 No.2220609
>>2220606
I don't fuck. I am a pure child of god.
ae919e No.2220610
>>2220600
He was actually super helpful when I was over there.
He was definitely not someone who deserved to die at 66. He still had a lot of good to give to society
64e752 No.2220612
>>2220606
Nope, nor been looking, or attended any competitions here either, or anything at all, really.
3a6ae8 No.2220613
Don't leave me, Test.
I'll make you a better woman than Squash ever will.
f85782 No.2220614
I already made him a woman in a hotel room.
ae919e No.2220615
>>2220607
This was put together recently, wasn't it?
8e90c2 No.2220616
>>2220607
nice. thrasher vids are good.
>>2220609
*gags*
>>2220610
How'd he die?
People used to not even live until 66 but yeah it's a bit early.
>>2220612
Sigh.
What am I gonna do with you...
37a594 No.2220617
>>2220615
looks like about a year old
ae919e No.2220618
>>2220616
I have absolutely no idea, I'm not sure anyone saw this coming
It is extra shitty because he was one of the people with a voice actively pushing expansion onto the moon. It is going to be a serious setback not having him around.
ae919e No.2220619
>>2220617
It is impressive that it was able to stay so close to the style of skating videos that I remember from the late-90s early 00s
64e752 No.2220620
>>2220616
Probably nothing
419b41 No.2220621
How you all doing kiddo's
419b41 No.2220624
Kiddos kind of sounds like some weird foreign name
37a594 No.2220625
>>2220622
oh yeah that guy's rad
500f03 No.2220627
419b41 No.2220628
DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
500f03 No.2220632
not yet, but maybe some day
419b41 No.2220633
speaking of the gays look whos here
8e90c2 No.2220635
500f03 No.2220636
>>2220635
:3
got work to put in before that though, in more ways than one.
>>2220633
hello baddog, how are you?
8e90c2 No.2220637
>>2220636
work me
work me good.
500f03 No.2220638
>>2220637
gonna need to work my way towards holiday money first, but the bf does fancy a trip across the US at some point and i wouldnt mind that.
419b41 No.2220639
>>2220636
tired but also bored thinking about maybe scrolling through some porn
8e90c2 No.2220640
500f03 No.2220642
>>2220639
scroll upstairs to bed and be comfy
>>2220640
were kinda due one tbh, once i land a solid job its on the list of things to do. besides, i think sword fancies drinks with bad dog.
>>2220641
acquire hot chocolate and cuddles.
8e90c2 No.2220643
>>2220642
happy for you. how's the weight loss coming
>>2220641
for a while.
then you die.
cc41ec No.2220644
>>2220642
There's hot chocolate but no milk to make it with and no one to cuddle
>>2220643
Tru tru
419b41 No.2220645
>>2220642
i dont have to go upstairs to get to bed
500f03 No.2220646
>>2220643
bout the same as the other day. most interesting thing so far is that im slowly getting better at taking my bike up steep hills, but i still need like 3 breaks on the way up to make it.
>>2220644
you should fix both of those things. cuddles are nice.
>>2220645
flat or something? either way.
8e90c2 No.2220647
>CSGO: Free Edition
lol, actually cool
419b41 No.2220648
>>2220646
or you know bedroom is on main floor
500f03 No.2220649
8e90c2 No.2220650
500f03 No.2220651
>>2220650
i also need a new seat, the one ive got really jams its way into your anus
8e90c2 No.2220654
>>2220651
sounds...uncomfortable.
>>2220652
said no one ever.
f85782 No.2220655
>>2220654
Do you fear death?
3efa11 No.2220656
>>2220647
it look lame
it's just basically Twitch + Bots only mode.
3efa11 No.2220657
f85782 No.2220658
>>2220657
Did you stop playing?
500f03 No.2220659
>>2220654
it is along bumpy country roads, thats for sure. might just swap my old seat across in the mean time, deal with it having rips and tears in exchange for not having a sore ass.
once i can make it up that hill in one go im gonna see about taking my daily ride up to 20 miles total, should be doable.
3efa11 No.2220660
>>2220658
not really...
it's just that no one want me to play with them.
so my client just sit there, constantly updated and ready.... but ya kno.... nothing ever really happens. So i haven't played in what feels like ages.
so i have been occasionaly playing other stuff
>
f85782 No.2220661
>>2220660
I mean, I always play with an open lobby.
Just join if you see us on.
ff9fe3 No.2220662
3efa11 No.2220663
>>2220661
i didn't have knowledge of this.
f85782 No.2220664
>>2220663
Yeah. I usually play a bit at night with Test and my room mate.
If you see me ask Test to play consider it an open invite.
cc41ec No.2220665
At least useless fucking lesbians is still on crunchyroll even if flash does crash every 10 minutes
3efa11 No.2220666
>>2220664
:)
i'll try an remember
f85782 No.2220667
>>2220666
Now no more moping.
And you play FF14?
3efa11 No.2220668
>>2220667
just some screen shots from the beta and when fuji gave me one month sub years ago
f85782 No.2220669
>>2220668
Why not pay for a sub?
cc41ec No.2220670
>>2220669
I wish people would pay for me to sub
f85782 No.2220671
>>2220670
Oh my god just go on tinder or something.
There are so many people who are desperate.
cc41ec No.2220672
>>2220671
It's not the sex it's the money
3efa11 No.2220673
>>2220669
....because that would cost me money
and i still would have almost nobody to play with reliably and regularly...
look at me now, i hardly play with anyone as is.... in most games i play.
so i don't soo the worth in it.
grinding in MMO's sucks and i haven't got much out of the one month i played when i had the chance...
f85782 No.2220674
>>2220672
Get a job ya whore.
64e752 No.2220675
>>2220674
whoring kinda is a job
f85782 No.2220676
>>2220673
You seem very reliant on other people for your contentment.
You might want to seek less out of people in that regard. Maybe just find one or two people you can just enjoy being around even if not in games.
cc41ec No.2220677
>>2220674
I have a job I'm just a whore
f85782 No.2220678
f85782 No.2220679
>>2220677
You have both parts.
Just not together.
64e752 No.2220680
>>2220678
>Prostitution is the business or practice of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment.[4][5] Prostitution is sometimes described as sexual services, commercial sex or, colloquially, hooking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution
>A job, or occupation, is a person's role in society. More specifically, a job is an activity, often regular and often performed in exchange for payment ("for a living").
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job
Not being a slut apologist. Just stating that prostitution is in fact a job
cc41ec No.2220681
>>2220679
I mean I've got like 2/3 the parts
3efa11 No.2220682
>>2220676
yes i rely on other people to make me feel happy, to make me feel like i exist in some small way.
f85782 No.2220683
>>2220682
Surely you have some kind of self validation.
66331b No.2220684
>>2220683
That's what masturbation's for.
f85782 No.2220685
>>2220684
Does God know you sin?
3efa11 No.2220686
>>2220683
i don't think i have anything like that. i don't know what that is like.
f85782 No.2220687
>>2220686
Enjoying your own company.
cc41ec No.2220688
>>2220684
I don't think that's what masturbation is for
66331b No.2220689
>>2220685
He was like "go ahead bro, free pass".
3efa11 No.2220691
>>2220687
i don't understand that, i don't know what that feels like, i don't even know what my own company is or if it even exists, it's like it doesn't exist to me.
f85782 No.2220692
>>2220691
I am not sure I can help then.
66331b No.2220693
>>2220690
I am incapable of shame, you worm.
Perish.
3efa11 No.2220694
>>2220692
oh well, at least i survive.
f85782 No.2220698
3efa11 No.2220699
cc41ec No.2220700
Why is stupid fucking lesbians even a show
Who approved of this
3efa11 No.2220701
cc41ec No.2220702
>>2220701
Fucking Retarded Lesbians
3efa11 No.2220704
>>2220702
yikes
no chill
>>2220703
oh the cute anime
:)
cc41ec No.2220705
>>2220704
Yeah the title means something between "carefree lesbians" and "clueless lesbians"
3efa11 No.2220707
3efa11 No.2220710
>>2220708
just enjoying youtuubes
a3a3c5 No.2220711
>>2220710
what's on youtube?
66331b No.2220713
7a84ac No.2220715
>>2220714
Because you're here.
a3a3c5 No.2220717
>>2220715
that's the only reason it's not ass
a3a3c5 No.2220722
>>2220721
it's not happening
aeae43 No.2220723
>>2220713
I meant the actual place I am in right now but this place is also ass.
But that should be fine since you love ass, don't you Test?
>>2220714
It's hot and humid and I don't know anyone and the beer tastes terribad.
Also post your ass
66331b No.2220725
>>2220723
To be fair it's 4 AM in the real world.
aeae43 No.2220726
>>2220725
Who gives a fuck it's friday
66331b No.2220727
>>2220726
People work on Friday...
3efa11 No.2220733
6e3f2b No.2220735
left eyebrow area twitches help
aeae43 No.2220736
>>2220734
It's surely going to make someone here happy.
Wouldn't you want to make someone happy?
aeae43 No.2220738
>>2220737
Well there you go.
7a84ac No.2220739
>>2220731
Nothing but sad.
cc41ec No.2220742
My roommate was being drunk on the floor so I'm done watching stupid idiot lesbians for tonight
aeae43 No.2220743
>>2220742
Is this good I can't tell
cc41ec No.2220744
>>2220743
No especially since my computer is in my bedroom now I don't need drunk bitch everywhere
aeae43 No.2220746
>>2220745
him then >>2220719
>>2220744
Never boring around you is it
cc41ec No.2220749
>>2220746
I try to make people think its always boring around me so they don't try to get close so most people dislike me and everyone else thinks I'm some kind of tsundere goddess of righteous anger but really I just shout at my problems if they don't go away
7a84ac No.2220750
6e3f2b No.2220754
cc41ec No.2220755
>>2220751
I'm told someone hates me because I treat her with the same causal disregard that I use for everyone
Like she can't handle not being important
aeae43 No.2220757
>>2220755
You should find someone to give your full attention to in front of her so she's going to completely flip her shit
like me
aeae43 No.2220758
>>2220756
So everything else about that was fine
a3a3c5 No.2220759
>>2220753
still not allowed
aeae43 No.2220762
>>2220761
Wow you refuse to make everyone happy.
Fine, I give up.
cc41ec No.2220763
>>2220757
She avoids me now
Which is fine because I think she was getting special treatment to be treated like everyone else, she was annoying as shit and way too entitled
If it already didn't take minimal effort to just kind of acknowledge that people exist and are talking to me, I would have treated her worse than everyone
a3a3c5 No.2220764
>>2220762
that wouldn't make anyone happy
cc41ec No.2220765
>>2220758
I'm not the one you're trying to convince idgaf
aeae43 No.2220766
>>2220763
I see.
Well good for you, I suppose.
>>2220764
K
I'm going to lunch
a3a3c5 No.2220767
>>2220766
it's time for breakfast tho
3efa11 No.2220768
Free WH 40K game: (just sign up for th email newsletter checkbox) https://www.humblebundle.com/store/warhammer-40000-space-marine
d5de22 No.2220769
6e3f2b No.2220770
6e3f2b No.2220771
At this point I probably have more Steam freebies than actual cash moni games.
9d2f94 No.2220772
d5de22 No.2220774
9d2f94 No.2220775
4e9ade No.2220776
Mornin' Mornin'
People postin' dicks?
9d2f94 No.2220777
dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
4e9ade No.2220778
>>2220777
That's a lotta dick, Squiddy.
6e3f2b No.2220779
if a car exhaust is like a butt and farts are normal exhaust things, is backfire a shart?
9d2f94 No.2220780
ikt is into autoscat
who knew
4e9ade No.2220781
I knew.
ikt is into anything car related.
Anything.
9d2f94 No.2220784
b23c1d No.2220785
Is it gay to want to tease and play with ikt's cock until he begs you to let him cum? Asking for a friend
6e3f2b No.2220786
>when you dont know how to drive and do a one-wheel wheelspin on an incline
help gimme that lsd
9d2f94 No.2220787
>>2220785
no not at all
can confirm
4e9ade No.2220788
>>2220785
Nope. That ain't gay.
It's ikt, after all.
d5de22 No.2220789
b23c1d No.2220792
>>2220787
>>2220788
>>2220789
Is it gay to want to wrap your lips around his cock when you make him cum so you can savor every drop of the ikt cummies and swallow it all?
9d2f94 No.2220793
>>2220792
Yes tbh
if you weren't gay you'd snowball him instead of swallowing it
d5de22 No.2220794
9d2f94 No.2220795
is it gay to do all that to neko instead tho?
b23c1d No.2220796
>>2220793
Cummies are the ultimate protein drink
You'd understand if u were a manly man
>>2220794
I wasn't trying to be horny on main but all three of you encouraged it
b23c1d No.2220797
U guys are a bad influence on me
7a84ac No.2220798
>>2220785
Y r u such a giant faggot lately?
4e9ade No.2220799
>>2220792
How would I know THAT much? I've never kissed.
66331b No.2220800
d5de22 No.2220801
>>2220796
Stop being a slut
7a84ac No.2220802
b23c1d No.2220803
>>2220798
Y r u such a giant faggot always?
>>2220799
I guess we should just assume it's not gay then
>>2220801
I'm a proud slut
9d2f94 No.2220804
7a84ac No.2220805
>>2220803
Ah well shit, you got me there, that's a good question.
4e9ade No.2220806
>>2220803
A good assumption, beneficial to all.
d5de22 No.2220807
b23c1d No.2220808
>>2220805
Did u try Asobi Asobase
>>2220806
You also want ikt cummies?
>>2220807
I know you just want to get your tiny cock bullied
d5de22 No.2220809
>>2220808
That's all it deserves
7a84ac No.2220810
>>2220808
No. I actually haven't had time to watch any anime lately, and when I did I just caught up on Back Street Girls and High Score Girl.
4e9ade No.2220811
>>2220808
Hmm, not really. I'm kinda picky.
6e3f2b No.2220812
>>2220810
Asobi Asobase is like the best thing since hentai.
9d2f94 No.2220813
be less slow so I can be more distracted
3efa11 No.2220814
9d2f94 No.2220815
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>2220814
>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
7a84ac No.2220816
>>2220812
I don't believe you.
4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220815
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
>>>2220814
>>Theseius ✨ 姉貴 !.333..LUKA Canada 08/31/18 (Fri) 23:38:39 3efa11 No.2220814
9d2f94 No.2220819
don't you link me like that you fucking dutch piece of FUCK
7a84ac No.2220820
I don't believe in social democracies with vast redistributionist welfare systems and draconian market restraints.
...or Squiddy.
64e752 No.2220822
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
>>2220818
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:42:26 4e9ade No.2220818
4e9ade No.2220823
>>2220822
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?
64e752 No.2220824
>>2220823
>▶Fortune!Cookie.40g Netherlands 08/31/18 (Fri) 15:57:15 4e9ade No.2220823
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>>>2220822 (You)
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>WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?
I dunno :<
9d2f94 No.2220825
4e9ade No.2220826
>>2220825
Maybe, but so what?
>>2220824
Guess it makes thread look less empty.
Always a plus.
Until it's ONLY that.
9d2f94 No.2220827
>>2220826
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
4e9ade No.2220828
>>2220827
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe, but so what?
9d2f94 No.2220829
>>2220828
it means fuk u nrd
d3f9e1 No.2220831
i impulse bought some shit i feel bad and good at the same time punish me
4e9ade No.2220832
>>2220831
Yo Loco.
What's the shit?
9d2f94 No.2220833
4e9ade No.2220835
Was gonna thank, looked for good image, saw this instead and agreed heartily.
9d2f94 No.2220836
I can't believe I've been betrayed like this
9d2f94 No.2220838
based on observing a group of game devs:
order chinese food and pizza then delay your game
4e9ade No.2220839
>>2220838
Sounds about right, honestly.
>>2220836
*pat*
9d2f94 No.2220840
>>2220839
excuse you that's the wrong way round
ebd12e No.2220841
>>2220831
loco pls say hi to me before i gotta go back to work in 10 minutes
9d2f94 No.2220842
4e9ade No.2220844
9d2f94 No.2220845
>>2220844
because I said so fuk u
ebd12e No.2220846
>>2220842
not my name !!!!
>>2220843
HI !!!!!!!! :33333
bite me
9d2f94 No.2220847
>>2220846
gabby is too gay of a name to use
it's that or i just call you slut
4e9ade No.2220848
I can't tell if that's a "BITE ME!"-bite me in response to being called a slut, or a sexy "bite me~" in response to being called a slut.
>>2220845
You're too insistent on this fuk u bit.
4030fb No.2220849
9d2f94 No.2220850
>>2220848
it's almost like I have nothing to say and am just empty shitposting to pass the time to avoid doing things or something
it's the latter by the way
39c19f No.2220851
tango in the night is kinda underrated tbh
4e9ade No.2220852
>Make popcorn in the first time in over a year.
>instructions: 1.5-2.5 minutes on 1000W
>Do 3 minutes because I don't trust it.
Not even 1/3rd of the corn popped.
fuck this shit.
>>2220850
>the latter
> or something
I knew you loved me.
9d2f94 No.2220853
>>2220852
the latter was talking about the prior line, which wasn't directed at me
also wait what
4030fb No.2220854
>>2220852
Popcorn is bad anyway
4e9ade No.2220855
>>2220853
Oooooooooh.
I thought it was the latter of your things.
Either boredom or something.
Love was the only reasonable 'something' it could be.
>>2220854
Agree to disagree.
64e752 No.2220856
>>2220852
>on 1000W
Was it 1000W then?
And yeah, don't trust instructions, they're full of shit
>pasta only needs 5min
>fries need 10min in oven at 220C
Just throw them in the microwave, turn it on and take it out once you stop hear popping
4e9ade No.2220858
>>2220856
Aye. Should be.
For some godforsaken reason my Microwave doesn't actually DISPLAY it. It just has 5 levels I can put it on, and I know the highest ought to be 1000W.
>Just throw them in the microwave, turn it on and take it out once you stop hear popping
Mhm. Good thing I have more of 'em.
>>2220857
What's with the quiet?
7a84ac No.2220859
>>2220852
>microwave has a Popcorn setting
>punch that shit
>comes out perfect erry time
4030fb No.2220860
>>2220855
That's your opinion, and I respect that
9d2f94 No.2220861
>>2220858
idk I needed some blank lookin reply
64e752 No.2220862
>>2220859
I bet it displays microwave time too!
Fucking burgers, man
>>2220858
That's how you always cook too~
>throw stuff in the oven
>check it frequently
>past experience say 30min should be enough
>take a look a bit earlier than that to see if it's done
>check frequently afterwards
4e9ade No.2220863
>>2220860
Look at us being civilized.
>>2220859
Niiice.
Maybe mine does too, but I don't feel like find the instructions.
It probably doesn't, even though it's pretty good.
>>2220861
I'm sure you're just too flustered now.
9d2f94 No.2220865
also just like, measure the energy of your microwave
it's usually off from what it should be because shit's fucked yo
4030fb No.2220866
>>2220863
*blyats in the distance*
4e9ade No.2220867
>>2220865
I have no idea how to begin to do that.
And I'm waay too lazy, too.
I'll just go by ear for now.
>>2220866
I've gotta ask that Hutzpa guy how to properly talk shit to slavs.
9d2f94 No.2220868
>>2220867
literally just whack 100ml of water in for 10 seconds, measure the temp difference and multiply by 4.1/10
9d2f94 No.2220869
in c, obv
f cucks are fucked
7a84ac No.2220870
>>2220862
Ha, I understood that reference.
>>2220863
It's literally a button on the front of the microwave that says "Popcorn".
4e9ade No.2220871
>>2220868
>measure the temp difference
Ain't got a thermometer.
Or anything of the sort.
>>2220870
Nice.
Yeah, I ain't got anything like that on mine.
9d2f94 No.2220873
>>2220871
food thermometers for 'will this chicken kill me if I eat it now' are useful
4e9ade No.2220874
>>2220872
I've got my toothpicks right in front of me.
>>2220873
Mate, I've cooked like 6 times in my life.
Not counting heating things up, But including the two times I literally only threw bacon onto the... thing.
64e752 No.2220875
>>2220868
4.184 / 10, faggot
9d2f94 No.2220876
>>2220874
that's pretty awful
9d2f94 No.2220877
>>2220875
your temp measurment will only be so accurate
probably should do it with a litre of water for 100 seconds instead to fix that I guess but oh well
4e9ade No.2220879
>>2220876
I don't live a healthy lifestyle, at all.
My choice of food, amount of food, drinks, sleeping. None of it is any good.
Got a chronic condition. Won't kill me, but I'll never be truly healthy, and most of the symptoms can't be solved by living more healthy. So after having to live the healthiest I could, with no good things to come from it, I stopped.
That's my excuse, anyway.
9d2f94 No.2220881
>>2220879
nah it's awful because cooking food is self-fulfilling, even if it's non-healthy food
shit taste good yo, learn to cook
4e9ade No.2220882
>>2220881
Fair enough.
I CAN cook though, it's just that I live in place with housemates. 3 of em. Two lack ANY sort of responsibility. The kitchen is always goddamn filthy, and full of dishes that weren't done. I've seen too many mice in that kitchen, between the literally moldy pots and pans, to ever want to cook food there again.
d3f9e1 No.2220883
>>2220882
Cook your housemates.
4e9ade No.2220884
>>2220883
I guess the kitchen in the prison would be cleaner, but I prefer still being behind my PC all day.
3efa11 No.2220885
>>2220880
:O
pretty and kewl!
i want her~
9d2f94 No.2220886
>>2220882
oh
yeah nah that shit is hell
4e9ade No.2220887
>>2220886
Mhm.
Looking for a new place though. Have been for a while. I'll get there eventually.
4030fb No.2220889
>>2220867
While squatting, obviously
4e9ade No.2220890
>>2220889
I can squat like the best!
No spies here.
4030fb No.2220891
4030fb No.2220892
>>2220890
Blyat, lets do eat some black bread
4e9ade No.2220893
Popcorn attempt 2: It smells like burnt sulpher in here.
Lesson: I'm a fucktard.
4030fb No.2220895
4e9ade No.2220896
>>2220895
It actually got burned. The smell was horrid, and possibly toxic.
Third charm is the charm, but I don't feel so well anymore.
4030fb No.2220897
>>2220896
Lesson: Don't eat popped corn
9d2f94 No.2220898
someone fucking tell me what food to order
I'm fucking hyper-fluctuating between pizza or a HSP and I'm too much of an indecisive cunt to just pick one
7b4006 No.2220899
Popcorn is terrible anyway
4030fb No.2220900
4030fb No.2220903
6e3f2b No.2220904
39c19f No.2220905
order stew and dumplings from your gran
9d2f94 No.2220906
9d2f94 No.2220907
39c19f No.2220908
>>2220907
make stew for your gran, surprise her tomorrow with it
4e9ade No.2220910
If you can succ after tucc, I think you did a bad job at tucc.
4e9ade No.2220911
Or you have a specialized blanket.
64e752 No.2220913
>>2220912
They are, aren't they?
4e9ade No.2220916
Y'all are.
That's okay though.
9d2f94 No.2220917
>>2220908
she's out in fuckin uh....
ipswich mate
9d2f94 No.2220918
hu is a huge slut for ikt
64e752 No.2220919
>>2220916
You especially
>>2220918
Who isn't tbh
9d2f94 No.2220920
39c19f No.2220921
>>2220917
get a rowing boat
4e9ade No.2220922
>>2220919
Pfft, unlikely. I'm not even in the top 50% of slut, 'round here.
64e752 No.2220923
>>2220920
~
>>2220922
Good. Don't ever aim for it
9d2f94 No.2220924
>>2220921
yeah but like
that's all the way over in fuckin aaaaaaaaaaaah
ipswitch mate
39c19f No.2220925
4e9ade No.2220926
>>2220923
Hah, I never will.
Everything that even slightly got me up there, I regret.
9d2f94 No.2220927
>>2220925
yeah but fackin
ipswich mate
39c19f No.2220928
>>2220927
its your gran nigga
dont forget the ginger biscuits too
9d2f94 No.2220930
>>2220928
yeah I would but like, I'd have to go all the way out round fucking uh
ipswich
mate
4e9ade No.2220931
>>2220929
What's good about it? Don't want rivalry, or something?
39c19f No.2220932
>>2220930
get cooking then, because its gonna take a bit.
64e752 No.2220933
>>2220931
Good thing about it, is there's one less poster that makes you want to blow your brains out
9d2f94 No.2220935
>there's one less poster that makes you want to blow*
fixed that 4 hu
9d2f94 No.2220936
64e752 No.2220937
>>2220934
That's what she said
64e752 No.2220938
>>2220935
Nope, the last part was the most important one
4e9ade No.2220939
>>2220933
Whaha, fair enough.
I've always been a prude in here, if anything. I'm not saying that's any good, but that's just how it is.
>>2220935
lol.
9d2f94 No.2220940
>>2220938
yeah but you see
by twisting your words around
I implied you want to perform sexual acts with people that you do not want to perform sexual acts with
it was a classic twist of the ol' wit you see
64e752 No.2220941
>>2220939
Gay is bad enough, a gay slut is just horrible
>>2220940
It sounds more like you're way too tired to stay up, and should really just go the fuck to bed
4e9ade No.2220942
>there's one less poster that makes you want to blow
>Nope.
I have a shot!
39c19f No.2220943
4e9ade No.2220944
>>2220941
I don't think being gay is 'bad enough', but I'll agree on you with the gay slut bit.
>>2220943
I'm not a car.
9d2f94 No.2220945
>>2220941
god I'm not even tired but I have that tired-insanity from like 32 hours up straight
my brain is dying
help
39c19f No.2220946
>>2220944
dress up for him
64e752 No.2220948
>>2220943
I'll get him to blow me up
>>2220944
That's good enough. Means you won't aim for it, as you said too
>>2220945
>you
>up straight
ahahahahaha
¡BED!
9d2f94 No.2220949
>>2220948
I can get up to straight things
I woke up 8 hours ago
9d2f94 No.2220950
>hu hates the gays so much she turned herself into a girl just to get away from them
it all makes sense now
4e9ade No.2220951
>>2220946
As... as a car?
>>2220948
Mhm. I'm too judgmental for it. Especially towards myself.
64e752 No.2220952
>>2220949
>waking up at 7pm
Fucking young people, I swear to God.
What the fuck man?
>>2220950
That really makes no sense whatsoever
>>2220951
Good boy
9d2f94 No.2220953
>>2220952
I borked it
I can't keep my real sleep schedule
also it might have been like 10 now that I think about it, it was 5pm
I forgot the extra 2 between 10 and 12
u really make no sense whatsoever
64e752 No.2220954
>>2220953
>u really make no sense whatsoever
It's true. I go to bed the same time you wake up.
And by that, I mean going to bed at 10pm
4e9ade No.2220955
I go to bed later than most Americans do.
>>2220952
I don't like being this judgmental, but I do like having standards.
9d2f94 No.2220956
>>2220954
ew
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
64e752 No.2220957
>>2220955
If people stopped being judgemental, then the boundary of what we find accepting will keep being pushed, and then eventually we won't have any laws whatsoever and even murder and raping of children will become acceptable.
So keep being judgmental, it's good
>>2220956
Yes you are, faggot
4e9ade No.2220958
4e9ade No.2220959
>>2220957
Hm, I'd like to have it toned down a bit, though. It's a bit much, as-is.
39c19f No.2220960
b23c1d No.2220961
If only more people could be pure and accepting like me
64e752 No.2220962
>>2220959
The levels right now is pretty acceptable
9d2f94 No.2220964
I mean tbh
just TRY and tell me that the murder and raping of hu when he was a kid wouldn't have left us all much better off
39c19f No.2220965
4e9ade No.2220966
>>2220962
I meant how high my judgmentalism(?) is.
Can't help but think way less of people doing things that aren't actually THAT bad.
>>2220961
Hey man, I try to be.
>>2220963
>18:40:02
>goodnight
..what
7a84ac No.2220967
>>2220961
You should make a list ranking people's level of tolerance.
9d2f94 No.2220968
and this time don't FUCKING lump me in with hu and spec
I have PLENTY of gayness of my own
I fucking shamelessly hit on anything with a pulse and a dick out of boredom god damn
9d2f94 No.2220969
4e9ade No.2220971
>>2220968
>>2220969
I was gonna say you haven't hit on me.
BUT, I'm the densest fuck, so who knows.
b23c1d No.2220972
>>2220966
Hopefully my light will reach u
>>2220967
Tolerance for what specifically? u being a gay who cybered hu?
>>2220968
I haven't witnessed much of that
9d2f94 No.2220973
Ever want to just sit on hu's lap as she lies down and looks away ashamed as you fondle her breasts?
9d2f94 No.2220974
>>2220971
hey suck my dick, nerd
>>2220972
u blind son
b23c1d No.2220975
>>2220974
E-kiss Fortune right now and I'll believe you
7a84ac No.2220976
>>2220972
What was the conversation about again?
>>2220973
Yes, but unironically.
9d2f94 No.2220977
>>2220975
That ain't my style.
I don't do no lame ass e-kissing. I just imply they want my dick repeatedly.
b23c1d No.2220979
>>2220976
Idr, Hu being a self-hating gay slut or something
>>2220977
But would u actually give them your dick in any way shape or form? If not then how do u think u qualify for platinum gay without getting gay points from the association with Spec and Hu
39c19f No.2220980
>>2220978
fap til 9 then sleep
9d2f94 No.2220981
>>2220979
I mean if they're cute yeah
through shear volume you blind git
9d2f94 No.2220982
>>2220976
I mean hu wouldn't?
9d2f94 No.2220983
that being hu as a meme pun no saying that hu wouldn't like that, because we know she would
b23c1d No.2220984
>>2220981
Sounds like most of the volume is just u being a cocktease who wouldn't actually do a gay thing if it came down to it
4e9ade No.2220985
>>2220974
To be fair, you telling me to suck your dick isn't implying I want your dick. It's implying you want me.
Also never.
>>2220972
Pfft.
>>2220978
If you're actually gonna sleep, goodnight.
b23c1d No.2220986
>>2220985
Are u afraid Squiddy might have kangaroo AIDS
That's understandable
64e752 No.2220987
>>2220966
That's fine, mine's high too
>>2220968
True, you should've been higher on the list, you massive homo
>>2220973
I feel sick now
9d2f94 No.2220988
>>2220984
I mean I dunno how you're getting this from me being emotionally stunted and not wanting to kiss people over nothing but willing to fuck them, but even were that true the sheer amount of cockteasing I've done should be enough
b23c1d No.2220989
>>2220988
That's a long sentence
Okay, I'm sure ur very gay
9d2f94 No.2220990
>>2220989
understandable have a nice gay
9d2f94 No.2220991
>>2220987
why, hu?
I just want to grab and squeeze at your beautiful chest-flesh-bags
4e9ade No.2220992
>>2220987
Noo, it's not fine. No one is perfect, and I don't want to feel disdain for people for minor reasons.
>>2220988
Wait, are you saying the people you want to fuck aren't always the ones you want to kiss?
Then, are you always willing to fuck to ones you do want to kiss?
>>2220986
I mean I guess there's that.
But I'm no slut.
9d2f94 No.2220993
>>2220992
idk man my normal reaction to questions about my sexuality is a shrug, fuck figuring it out
also all I was saying that my emotion machine broke so I associate kissing with romatic involvement beyond just sex
39c19f No.2220994
being a slut is ok as long as its just for one person
6e3f2b No.2220995
6e3f2b No.2220996
>>2220994
That's not the communist way
d3f9e1 No.2220997
What if the one person wants you to be a slut for multiple people
64e752 No.2220998
>>2220991
>>2220992
It is fine though, really
4e9ade No.2220999
>>2220993
>I associate kissing with romatic involvement beyond just sex
Same, though.
Although the thing for me is that there's no one I want to fuck, nor has there ever been. Nor anyone to kiss. But I'll never have sex with someone I wouldn't kiss.
>>2220994
I don't think that's how that works.
>>2220998
How's that?
>>2220997
Then we've got a problem.
64e752 No.2221000
>>2220999
cause I'm more so
39c19f No.2221001
>>2220997
only if they do it with you
>>2220999
you havent tried hard enough then
b23c1d No.2221002
>>2220990
The list is just a meme lol
>>2220992
Sluts are sacred
But what would you call just doing things with people you're attracted to and not holding back in that regard? You seemed to contrast "having standards" with being a slut
b23c1d No.2221003
Also u know "standards" are a really subjective thing right
Like, there isn't actually some kind of objective 1-10 beauty scale you can draw lines in the middle of
It call comes down to personal preference
b23c1d No.2221004
7a84ac No.2221005
Erio, there are some out there blaming you for the thread becoming sickeningly gay the moment you showed up, would you like to comment on that?
4e9ade No.2221007
>>2221001
Of course I haven't. I'm a prude.
>>2221002
>what would you call just doing things with people you're attracted to and not holding back in that regard?
See, it's a weird thought to me. Sexual attraction hasn't really happened, to me. I just know it's a thing because of course it'd be a thing.
I wouldn't sleep with anyone I've not fallen in love with, which has happened once. Probably.
To answer your question though: That really depends on the number of people involved. And given I'm pretty judgmental, it's not a super high number before the answer is slut. (Though I'd never actually CALL someone that.)
>>2221000
I don't mean to hate, but I don't care. Just because there's worse out there, doesn't mean things are okay.
7a84ac No.2221008
>>2221006
That's well understood at this point, but, would you like to tell us WHY you've taken everything in such an alarming direction?
b23c1d No.2221009
>>2221007
I call people sluts all the time but they should know by now that I don't see sluts as a bad thing : ^ )
Anyway maybe you're an asexual boi
Why did you do lewd things with people here if you didn't feel anything sexual about it?
>>2221008
Idk I just post what comes to mind
I'm a real nigga
b23c1d No.2221011
If ikt's cummies are on my mind, ikt's cummies are on my mind
I don't know what to tell you
4d2717 No.2221012
Nothing wrong with being a slut
Sex is fun, and should be enjoyed
64e752 No.2221013
nothing wrong with shooting up commies either
b23c1d No.2221014
Yeah morality is a big meme
Glad we're all on the same page now
4e9ade No.2221015
>>2221009
>Asexual.
Maybe. I dunno. Not gonna say yes or no to that.
>why
I... don't know what I did what I did. But I still get aroused. I've just never felt the need to put my dick in anyone. Nor is there anyone who made me feel like doing anything with them for real.
>>2221010
Well, maybe.
It's just like this because I am the person I hold to the highest standards. As it should be. But the standards are downright unfair.
39c19f No.2221016
oh boy i sure do love living in a world ravaged by postmodernism
>>2221007
same tbh
9d2f94 No.2221017
b23c1d No.2221018
>>2221015
Lots of cute boys here; I understand
>>2221016
Philosophy is for nerds
7a84ac No.2221019
>>2221017
You have to actually have it to enjoy it, Squiddy.
9d2f94 No.2221020
>>2221002
no shit, hence getting meme-mad at it, my dude
4e9ade No.2221021
>>2221018
what what.
Ain't no other dicks getting close to me, if that's what you mean. That's a nono.
9d2f94 No.2221022
>>2221019
what did he meme by this
39c19f No.2221023
>>2221018
and moral relativism is for faggots
b23c1d No.2221024
>>2221020
U got very violent
>>2221021
So you DID take cock
>>2221023
Ur opinion has been filed accordingly
9d2f94 No.2221026
>>2221024
yes
hence the meme
4e9ade No.2221027
>>2221024
"Other" being ones that are not mine. Which ain't going up my ass either, thanks.
b23c1d No.2221028
>>2221026
scary and irrational
:(
>>2221027
So you want to put your own dick up your ass?
9d2f94 No.2221029
4e9ade No.2221030
>>2221028
It ain't going there because I don't want it there.
I don't know whether I could even do that, and I don't mean to find out.
Stop this.
b23c1d No.2221031
>>2221029
-flinches cos i'm afraid u might hit me again-
>>2221030
Lmao
It's just shitposting my dude
7a84ac No.2221032
9d2f94 No.2221033
explain your FUCKING pranks or else you FUCKING fRICK
4e9ade No.2221034
>>2221031
Yeah no shit. But it didn't start out as that, so I had faint hope you were eventually gonna go somewhere.
39c19f No.2221035
>>2221024
how hip and cool, the kids on 4chan must love you
4362a1 No.2221036
*burrrp* p-postmordernism, morty
3efa11 No.2221037
new thread
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b23c1d No.2221038
We're truly fortunate to have so many of the Dutch
>>2221034
Go where? >///<
>>2221036
Yeah idk what that nerd is on about