4fa8ca No.2214635
"I LOVE THAT SLIPPERY SMEGMA"
-Test 2018
f90417 No.2214642
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kiss me
chu chu chu chu chu lip~
9067af No.2214645
Night, daddy~!
I love you <3
9067af No.2214648
>>2214647
>>2214646
I'm not high enough for you brand of weird.
9067af No.2214650
>>2214649
I would kill if this bird asked me to.
4749e6 No.2214651
d76b3a No.2214652
mmmmmm
I love missing things because a 3 minute train ride took 20 minutes
fuck
4749e6 No.2214653
>public transportation being on time
kek
d76b3a No.2214654
>>2214653
99% of the time is is though
4749e6 No.2214655
>>2214654
dunno man. Never been on time the few times I've taken the trains. Worst transportation method in existence
4b8233 No.2214656
>public transportation cucks
>not having your own vehicle
4749e6 No.2214657
I don't want to pay $2000 for a license, then buy a car that costs 80-150% more than elsewhere due to taxes
9067af No.2214658
>Leaving your house and even needing a car to begin with
f90417 No.2214659
>2k for a license
this nigga
d76b3a No.2214660
>>2214655
Unless you're talking about inter-city trains or live in a literal shithole they're usually pretty reliable.
>>2214656
>hurr durr durr I need a literal tonne of metal and an assload of fuel to move my fat ass from A to B
f90417 No.2214661
>mfw none of these niggas own a car
d76b3a No.2214663
>>2214661
I mean I live in an actual country that builds infrastructure, so I generally don't need to.
4b8233 No.2214664
>>2214661
>an Aussie and a Dane
What did you expect?
4749e6 No.2214665
>>2214659
>cheapest is 11500dkk, or about $1750
It just ranges about the $2000 mark
>>2214660
I do live in a literal shithole. It's called Denmark
fd8ecd No.2214666
>>2214653
this is why I have my own car
and the fact that zero public transportation operates close enough so I would need a car to get there
f90417 No.2214667
>>2214662
I own a shitty 92 Mazda 626
The suspension is fucked tho lol
>>2214664
truuuuuu
>>2214665
The fuck is wrong with your country
why is it so expensive
9631ca No.2214668
>>2214667
>The fuck is wrong with your country
Cuckholdry.
f90417 No.2214669
>>2214668
I thought that was Mordin's country lmao
4749e6 No.2214670
>>2214666
It's not that simple~
>>2214667
Because you have to spend hundreds of hours in order to get a license, and those hundreds of hours has to be paid by you, hence the license is expensive.
The taxes on the car are called environmental taxes, which is why the car is between 80% to 150% more expensive.
So what's wrong? Depends if you find taxes and laws to be wrong, then that's what's wrong
f90417 No.2214671
>>2214670
lmao no wonder youre a cuck irl
fd8ecd No.2214672
>>2214670
It is for me. All we have are buses and the nearest stop is too far to walk. There's not even sidewalks in between where I live and the stop. It's also convenient.
4749e6 No.2214673
>>2214671
>a cuck irl
That'd require me to have a significant other, which I don't. No cucking going on here
f90417 No.2214674
21ea0d No.2214675
Waking up at midnight is getting problematic.
4749e6 No.2214676
fd8ecd No.2214677
>>2214675
waking up at all is problematic.
4b8233 No.2214678
>>2214677
Wow, someone's in a mood tonight.
fd8ecd No.2214679
f90417 No.2214680
e3378e No.2214683
>not willing to spend +150% for jdm drift tax
f90417 No.2214686
Spec who was it you dated a while back
e3378e No.2214688
Are traps gay?
Or is it gay to like traps?
f90417 No.2214689
>>2214687
oh yeah it was Squid
lol gross
d76b3a No.2214691
f90417 No.2214692
>>2214688
Both
It's also gay being Vietnamese
4b8233 No.2214693
>>2214687
Mr. Rogers didn't know me. Fuck off with that shit.
>Squiddy or Hu
>Squiddy
I'm legitimately insulted.
>>2214688
Traps are only gay if you tell other people it's a trap.
e3378e No.2214694
>>2214692
Like being Guacamolian is not gay lmaooo
fd8ecd No.2214695
>>2214689
indeed
>>2214690
>>2214693
a perfect match
>>2214693
everybody knows you want squiddy-chan
f90417 No.2214696
>>2214694
Wow pls no bully
4b8233 No.2214697
>>2214695
I'm starting to regret helping you build that rifle...
4749e6 No.2214698
>>2214693
>I'm legitimately insulted.
But that's a good match, really
f90417 No.2214700
spec seems subby af so he'd get fucked by squiddy obvs
spec always struck me as a sub tbh
4b8233 No.2214701
Oh yeah. Total sub dude.
It's why Squiddy and I would never work out, he's even more of a bitch boy than I am.
fd8ecd No.2214702
>>2214697
muwahaha it's too late now
f90417 No.2214703
Spec I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
I'm too drunk
4b8233 No.2214704
>>2214702
Cunt.
>>2214703
Nah it's totally true, see, I'm just too tall and big to live the bottom dream.
4749e6 No.2214705
>>2214699
So where do I ship the wedding presents?
458756 No.2214706
Spec and Soto would be the perfect brown couple.
d76b3a No.2214707
4749e6 No.2214709
>>2214707
So you're domming spec now, huh?
f90417 No.2214710
>>2214704
Ain't nothing wrong with being fat and enjoying getting your cheeks clapped lol
I ain't judging you Spec
d76b3a No.2214711
>>2214709
Yes.
He will fuck who I tell him too, like a good boy, or else.
458756 No.2214712
>>2214710
>Ain't nothing wrong with being fat and enjoying getting your cheeks clapped lol
Jesus Christ, this is disgusting.
4b8233 No.2214713
>>2214705
Up your ass.
>>2214706
>>2214707
Oh fuck off.
>>2214708
I'm the one getting bullied now because of you.
>>2214710
Thanks man, I knew you'd understand.
e3378e No.2214714
458756 No.2214715
>>2214714
I hope you burn your Vietdong off by fucking a Toyota's tailpipe.
fd8ecd No.2214716
>>2214713
oh please, it's not like you haven't bullied before
4749e6 No.2214717
>>2214712
The fact he's a guy makes it even worse too
>>2214711
Jeez, you really want that dick, huh?
>>2214713
Sorry, no room
4b8233 No.2214718
>>2214716
Yeah, but it's OK if I'm the one doing the bullying.
458756 No.2214719
Spec only posts anime girl porn to look way less gay.
d76b3a No.2214722
>>2214717
I didn't say I was one of them.
4b8233 No.2214723
>>2214717
Already got Nezi and Soto up there? I understand.
>>2214719
It's really poor camouflage though.
>>2214720
458756 No.2214724
>>2214723
All I can think of is the homemade suicide helmet.
4b8233 No.2214725
>>2214724
Ah, yeah. That shit was kinda cool.
A more modern effective version I think would just be to touch off like a pound of tannerite on your head.
653a5b No.2214726
My roommate is mad at me because my demon hunter has a higher item level than hers and I still do less dps and I ninja'd some high level loot
653a5b No.2214728
>>2214725
That picture is life goals
4749e6 No.2214729
>>2214722
Yes you did
>>2214723
And you, and Squiddy, and Tsuchi.
Fucking everybody!
653a5b No.2214730
Or does it just look like my ex
458756 No.2214732
>>2214729
>Fucking everybody!
4749e6 No.2214734
>>2214732
That's the meme anyway
>>2214733
Least I'm not Frank
fd8ecd No.2214735
>tfw you take a tolerance break from alcohol for 2 months and in 3 days your tolerance is back to what it used to be
4b8233 No.2214736
>>2214734
What a lame joke.
>>2214735
Maybe you should just stop drinking.
458756 No.2214738
>>2214734
Your asshole is still more intact than Spec's at this point.
653a5b No.2214739
Heathens with your flexible anuses and questionable morals
How come I never get to have fun
4749e6 No.2214740
>>2214736
lame people make lame jokes
>>2214738
Never had anything up there, so probably
4749e6 No.2214743
>>2214742
oh yeah, I forgot about the "Hu being a girl" meme too
458756 No.2214744
4b8233 No.2214745
>>2214743
It's a meme picture, relax.
653a5b No.2214746
>>2214742
They were trans so it was kind of an issue for them to try to hide huge tits
fd8ecd No.2214747
4749e6 No.2214748
>>2214744
>>2214747
>implying I'm a grill
please!
>>2214745
You're a meme!
4b8233 No.2214749
>>2214746
Trans in which direction?
d76b3a No.2214751
Don't worry
Hu will be able to come out about his transitioning sooner or later
4b8233 No.2214752
>>2214750
What a waste of good tits...
653a5b No.2214753
Don't worry hu
The first few months of hormones are completely reversible so you'll be able to find out if you feel better with female hormones in your blood than icky boy hormones
653a5b No.2214754
>>2214752
Last we spoke they were pretty happy so it's not that much of a waste
fd8ecd No.2214756
653a5b No.2214757
I was having hunger cramps so I made rice and chicken nuggets
653a5b No.2214758
There's a very loud murder across from my house
All CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW when I want to sleep
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653a5b No.2214760
>>2214759
Everything I touch dies but when I touch myself I just die on the inside
25c077 No.2214761
>>2214760
>Everything I touch dies but when I touch myself I just die on the inside
e3378e No.2214762
622f01 No.2214765
>>2214764
i want 5 star gun girl
622f01 No.2214767
>>2214766
i want that pretty lady OT 14 !
gimme
4b8233 No.2214768
>>2214767
That was the last even, Cube. You missed her if you didn't get her, you'll have to wait about a year for her to become a drop again maybe.
Or wait for one of the buy-in events.
622f01 No.2214769
>>2214768
:(
i want her
you didn't help
gimme her
you never showed me how to do thingys......
e3378e No.2214770
4b8233 No.2214771
>>2214769
I gave you every available resource I had, and told you how to use it. Part of playing the game is learning how to play it yourself. I can't hold your hand through every little detail.
622f01 No.2214772
>>2214771
hold hand
; ~ ;
i'm not some pro.....
4b8233 No.2214773
>>2214772
Are you grinding and upgrading your dolls right now for the next event?
Do you have an echelon for Night Missions yet?
622f01 No.2214774
>>2214773
there's a next event?! O_O
i've never got to or figured out what a night missions is....
i mean i tried the cube event thingy, but i could never get past the first thingy
and the whole map was dark
and i failed all the time, because i couldn't eliminate all the bots on the first cube map.... u_u
i only have the one lvl 45 echlon
all my echlons are in uhhhhhhhh logistics? (still?)
4b8233 No.2214775
>>2214774
There's an event just about every other month, though it looks like MICA might do an event a month at this rate just to catch us up to SEA.
That's fine, if you have four Echelons doing Logistics 24/7, you should still have one or two open to grind missions, no? Do you still only have one spare Echelon? You should have obtained enough free gems by now to buy a sixth, which is going to be a major boon to grinding.
4b8233 No.2214776
Oh, look at that. Next event starts tomorrow.
9067af No.2214777
3 hours of sleep.
Insides are on fire.
End me.
622f01 No.2214778
>>2214776
i've never met a boss yet....
._.
4b8233 No.2214779
>>2214777
RIP Squash.
>>2214778
This game isn't even that hard Luka!
622f01 No.2214780
>>2214775
is jewish gun girl in game yet? O_O
what's Mica?
i have uhh.... 4 echolans doing randum lvl 1 to 5 logistics
24/7
and only one extra free echlon i paid gems for ;~;
to give me my 5th echlon.... u_u
>>2214779
it wont let me have S rank ;~;
622f01 No.2214781
9067af No.2214782
>>2214779
Sup with you, slut?
>>2214781
UwU
622f01 No.2214784
>>2214782
pour water on that internal fire
9067af No.2214785
>>2214783
*Drinks you*
>>2214784
Took a Tums.
4b8233 No.2214786
>>2214780
Oh Luka...
>>2214782
I made beef jerky. It's really good.
622f01 No.2214787
>>2214785
are tums some kinda protien thingy? tablet? yeah google says it's some calcium thing.
hmm... maybe you need more uhhh.... dairy!
9067af No.2214790
>>2214786
Everyone around here makes deer jerky.
>>2214787
It's a calcium carbonate tablet.
>>2214789
*DRINKS VIOLENTLY*
4b8233 No.2214791
>>2214788
...do you really not know?
Hey Luka, just how far in the story HAVE you gotten? How many story missions? Do you have all 4 members of the AR Team yet?
>>2214790
I wish I could go durr hunting and make deer jerky. Or elk.
622f01 No.2214792
>>2214790
"Almond milk, for example, has an alkaline composition, which can help neutralize stomach acidity and relieve acid reflux symptoms. Soy milk contains less fat than most dairy products, making it a safer choice"
9067af No.2214793
>>2214791
Don't they have deer near you?
>>2214792
Almond milk is repulsive and I'm not going to the store this early.
622f01 No.2214794
>>2214791
... i dont know something?
._.
wait there's a ARteam??? i dont think i have any?
i'm....
1-5A attempts:5
1-6A atmpts:2
2-1D atmpts:0
622f01 No.2214795
>>2214793
but milk in future will save the day?
4b8233 No.2214796
>>2214793
Kinda. The further I go in pretty much any direction from where I am right now, the better the chance of deer. If I went to the Mogollon Rim and above there's even a good bit of elk.
I've never put in a bid for tags though, and my granddad only ever won a bid twice when I was growing up.
9067af No.2214797
>>2214795
I'll stick to tums.
>>2214796
Bidding on tags sounds weird to me.
They practically give them away here. Can't kill enough of them.
Going to try to sleep a bit more
622f01 No.2214798
4b8233 No.2214799
>>2214797
It is weird, but oh well..
Sleep well.
d76b3a No.2214802
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4b8233 No.2214808
>>2214794
You don't seem to know very basic things about the game, despite all you've been given about it.
Either way...
The AR Team consists of M4A1, M4 SOPMOD, ST-AR 15, and M16A1. They're Dolls you get from completing story missions. Up to about chapter 4 or 5 I think to get all of them. These are rather good dolls that will get you through the rest of the game if you level them up. As well, you should pretty much be using really high level support echelons to carry you through story missions to get these 4 dolls.
Also I have no idea what the A or D means at the end of the missions you've just given me.
Usually missions are just written as "2-2" for 2-2 Normal, "2-2E" for 2-2 Emergency, and "2-2N" for 2-2 Night Battle. So what does A and D mean here?
622f01 No.2214809
>>2214807
im lonely, sad, depressed, tired, bored, and unexcited about things. and depressed.
and sleepy.
at least in my dreams something likes me.... i hope...
622f01 No.2214811
>>2214808
i don't know how to do the thing good.
i like sopmod and star, because they look the prettyest.
mission ranks below S
so like silver and bronze
and the one i cant get is gold rank (S) so i only got A rank and D rank for not being good enough...
yeah so i've only got as far as 1-6
>>2214810
post pretty anime pics to make me have good dreams!
4b8233 No.2214812
>>2214811
You've only gotten through the first Chapter?
Holy shit.
Play the other chapters! Don't worry about getting S-rank right now, because obviously you don't have a strong enough echelon, or enough of them to do it right now. Focus on just... getting through the story, and let high level supports carry you.
622f01 No.2214813
>>2214812
my lvl 45 echlon isn't strong enough for the starting chapters? weird
supports??? huh?
d76b3a No.2214814
>>2214811
I don't have any pretty anime pics
4b8233 No.2214816
>>2214813
>my lvl 45 echlon isn't strong enough for the starting chapters? weird
Well, if it's not the tools at your disposal, then there's only one other possibility, and that lies with you.
Either way, Support echelons! Have you ever clicked on a Landing Pad node, or the HQ node, and it asks if you want to deploy another echelon, and one of your options is to deploy a friend's support.
622f01 No.2214817
>>2214816
yeah i tried the freind thingy support
and even tho i did the mission good, it wouldn't let me have the S rank even tho i did all the stuff it said i needed to do for S
4b8233 No.2214818
>>2214817
Support Echelon kills don't count toward S rank, if anything, calling in a support echelon will in most cases prevent an S rank.
But at least it gets you past chapter fucking ONE, so you can start grinding superior Logistics. Because you don't need S rank to advance the story.
4b8233 No.2214820
>>2214819
Making videos of yourself lately?
2eb2c0 No.2214821
b6d57c No.2214825
Yeah, that is pretty dern gay.
4b8233 No.2214826
Yer pretty dern gay, faget.
b6d57c No.2214828
Hmmm corsets....
Also, I am only pretty dern gay fer you.
2ddd89 No.2214829
>>2214824
I wouldn't let her touch my dick either
4749e6 No.2214834
00a18f No.2214835
>>2214834
*tapes it to post it later*
d76b3a No.2214836
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2ddd89 No.2214839
>>2214831
Why? She could have the FLESH EATING BACTERIA under her fingernails!
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ef6d4d No.2214845
>YouTubers KSI and Logan Paul are set to have the biggest event in YouTube history this weekend - a boxing match.
>The two will meet on 25 August at the Manchester Arena, the scene of many great fights.
wtf?
what?
ef6d4d No.2214846
what the hell is going on anymore
e3378e No.2214847
i only follow vaporwave channels
ef6d4d No.2214848
We are living in degenerate times. Our civilisation has lost its way. It's time for the Chinese to take over.
00a18f No.2214855
>>2214852
nevermind the spoiler. >>2214854 is just a girl fapping
4749e6 No.2214862
00a18f No.2214863
>>2214860
pull 'em down and bend over.
Ogres are raging homosexual supremacists with extra large charmed long staffs.
2eb2c0 No.2214865
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2ddd89 No.2214867
>>2214476
No, hardcover~
>>2214477
Trust me, they didn't spend much.
I had hand-me-down toys and clothes, we shared our dinner... etc...
47d168 No.2214868
>>2214867
Are there non-'Pet-Class' Ikarousses? (Ikarousi? Ikari?)
Also, those are some late-as-heck responses.
b64370 No.2214869
What is the best edgy anime and why is it Happy Sugar Life?
b64370 No.2214870
Also I have a present for u guys that I'll post a bit later
Try not to kill me over it
f90417 No.2214871
Can I be the blonde guy who drools and wants to fuck the little 8 yr old girl?
2eb2c0 No.2214872
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
47d168 No.2214873
>>2214871
Sure. Just dye your hair.
b64370 No.2214874
Do u ever wake up really sleepy
So u drink a fuckton of coffee
But it ends up being too much
>>2214871
I feel like u probably got really turned on by the scene where Sato bullied the teacher tho
>>2214872
♥
f90417 No.2214876
>>2214874
It was whatever
I liked it more when the teacher raped the blonde dude lmao
>>2214873
on it boss
b64370 No.2214877
>>2214876
How are you like the blonde dude if you WANT to be raped?
2ddd89 No.2214878
>>2214868
There are Pet-Class Angeloids but none look like Ikaros. Ikaros is a Strategic Battle-Class Angeloid. She had her memory altered and now she thinks she's a pet... But in reality she's a just a killing machine
47d168 No.2214879
>>2214876
Post pics of blonde Soto later.
>>2214878
Ooh, alright. I didn't know it was actually related to the series. Just thought you called yourself a pet.
2eb2c0 No.2214880
>>2214878
> But in reality she's a just a killing machine
No, she is fanservice
febe2a No.2214881
there is blond hair dye in the bathroom but i worry i'll look like too much of a fuckboy if i use it
b64370 No.2214883
>>2214876
Also by the teacher I mean the male teacher
Ur thinking of some older gril or I'm high and in a different timeline
2ddd89 No.2214884
>>2214879
I do want to be a pet, that's why she's my avatar
>>2214880
Uhh hi
47d168 No.2214886
>>2214884
I guess that makes sense.
Are you happy, being a pet?
2ddd89 No.2214887
>>2214886
No...
I'm unhappy being a pet...
I act out too much...
I disobey...
I don't like being controlled...
I want to be a pet, but it's not my nature.
I don't want to be a master or a pet, I don't know what I truly want
47d168 No.2214888
>>2214887
Then, what are your reasons for being/wanting to be a pet?
2ddd89 No.2214889
>>2214888
I'm not sure...
I think it's really cute, but I don't like the attention
47d168 No.2214890
>>2214889
I understand finding it cute, but plenty of things are. It's not the first thing that'd come to mind, I'd think.
6c6b5f No.2214891
>>2214874
i always fall asleep after I drink my two cups of coffee
2ddd89 No.2214892
>>2214890
what other things come to mind?
47d168 No.2214893
>>2214892
As something you can be, or just cute things?
2ddd89 No.2214894
>>2214893
Just cute things
I feel that I don't want to be anything anymore. If that makes any sense
47d168 No.2214896
>>2214894
I dunno. Thinking of cute things is hard. It's really easy to see something cute and point it out, but it's not... consistent? enough to name things like that.
Elaborate that last bit though.
2ddd89 No.2214898
>>2214896
I can't elaborate with my limited IQ
I just think pets are cute... but I don't see them as inferior to me... etc...
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4fa8ca No.2214902
>>2214895
eat cruciferous things
they will nullify the caffeine quicker
4fa8ca No.2214903
cabbage broccoli bok choy horseradish kale colalrd greens
47d168 No.2214905
>>2214898
Pretty big difference between a human pet and a... more conventional one, though.
b64370 No.2214907
>>2214902
>>2214903
>>2214904
I barely even bother to buy groceries at all and u expect me to have these things
4fa8ca No.2214908
>>2214907
if I were with u i'd take u to get some
dont want ma poor 4m to suffer
but im not so order ubereats or someth
2ddd89 No.2214910
>>2214905
Everything is all the same to me
>>2214906
That's fucking disgusting, fuck you
b64370 No.2214911
>>2214908
I'm just nervous because in a little bit you're all going to tie me to a rock and have a snake drip venom into my eyes until Ragnarok
4fa8ca No.2214912
>>2214909
awww yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
saved as fuck
0a9064 No.2214913
tfw grim won''t take you shopping
b64370 No.2214916
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>>2214914
This jew is pretty good
4fa8ca No.2214917
>tfw grim wont wine and dine you
>tfw grim wont dote on you
>tfw grim wont go on nature walks with you at sunset
>tfw grim won't hold your hand
>tfw grim won't fuck your brains out
TOO BAD
IM TAKEN
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b64370 No.2214920
>>2214917
This reminds me of those memes where a girl sneezes and a guy says "bless you" and she's like "I have a boyfriend"
05af24 No.2214921
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fuck the drinking ban, I got myself a bottle of rum and coke. Let's get fucking messy.
b64370 No.2214922
It could be platonic male shopping, Grim
eda8e5 No.2214923
>tfw grim won't fuck your brains out
4fa8ca No.2214924
>>2214920
HAH
I saw one of those /r/nicegirls videos on youtube
cant believe those women actually have a label
>>2214918
if u catch me at a con and im alone theres ur chance
0a9064 No.2214926
>>2214924
but ahm a boy grimmu
4fa8ca No.2214928
>>2214923
I wanna say im over it
but im not
eda8e5 No.2214929
>>2214928
Grim, it has been like two years...
0a9064 No.2214930
>>2214927
tfw grim won't fuck your brains out in the boutique outlet mall
b64370 No.2214931
Someone should make a new thread
b64370 No.2214932
0a9064 No.2214933
grim if i lied about being a girl for years would you fuck me