▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199232
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199233>>2199235
STOP MAKING THREADS ON 300 POSTS
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199234>>2199235
hu is a slut and needs the attention
she can't stop
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199235>>2199236 >>2199237
>>2199233
Good thing it was 350 posts!
>>2199234
t-that's not true!
please give me attention daddy
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199236>>2199238
>>2199235
Nah, you've got too much already
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199237>>2199238
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199238>>2199240 >>2199242
>>2199236
b-but I promise to be a good girl!
>>2199237
no u!
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199240>>2199241
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199241>>2199243
>>2199240
Go ahead. Post pics
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199242>>2199244
>>2199238
we both know that's impossible
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199243>>2199244
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199244>>2199245 >>2199246
>>2199242
Yep, cause I'm not a girl
>>2199243
You undressing
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199245>>2199260
>>2199244
No, i don't want, i'm fat
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199246>>2199260
>>2199244
we both know that's incorrect
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199248>>2199252
Back from Hell.
>>2199225 (Squiddy)
Right? Gotta get me a switch now. I just have to.
▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199249>>2199251
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199250>>2199260 >>2199273
> Girl offer to train together
-_-
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199251
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199252>>2199253
>>2199248
I gotta get my brother to get a switch now
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199253>>2199254
>>2199252
Whahha, that's one way to get it.
I also need me someone to actually play with.GF when
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199254>>2199255
>>2199253
>GF
>for competitive games
This sounds like far more trouble than just regular friends
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199255>>2199256
>>2199254
Meh. I've got friends, but those wouldn't play EVERY DAY, you know? Not hot-seat, at least.
Gaming GF just sounds comfy.
GF in general does. But I'm in no real hurry.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199256>>2199257
>>2199255
GFs are gay
Relationships a shit
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199257>>2199259
>>2199256
If my GF were gay, we have a bit of a problem...
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199258
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199259>>2199265
>>2199257
It's a gf, you always have a problem
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199260>>2199261 >>2199262
>>2199245
me too
>>2199246
So mean to me :<
>>2199250
Accept, then take her home
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199261>>2199269
>>2199260
> me too
You are hairy, this is worst
> Accept, then take her home
She live in village near to my city, too far ...
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199262>>2199269
>>2199260
Yup, you deserve it, faggot
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199264>>2199266
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199265>>2199287
>>2199259
Like what, though?
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199266>>2199267 >>2199268 >>2199275
>>2199264
I think I got pregnant by looking at it lmao
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199267>>2199271
>>2199266
Welp, that's one way to gain weight.
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199269>>2199270 >>2199287
>>2199261
I'm actually not that hairy
>>2199262
b-but ;-;
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199270>>2199278
>>2199269
Are you seducing me?
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199271>>2199277 >>2199280
>>2199267
its a real baby maker o.o
>>2199268
I don't think you can kill me...
You can try...
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199272>>2199274
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
God I'm in a shit mood, time to remedy that with two cider cans and shitposting.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199274>>2199276
>>2199272
Alcohol will only worsen your mood...
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199275>>2199306
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199276>>2199295 >>2199306
>>2199274
Well it's a good thing I'm not allowed to drink that much, fuck my life.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199277>>2199279 >>2199306
>>2199271
> I don't think you can broke a match
>>2199273
Oy eaaaahhhhh, fat chicks
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199278>>2199281
>>2199270
Nope, I'm not gay
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199280>>2199282 >>2199312
>>2199271
Lewd.
How ya doing, Ika?
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199281>>2199292
>>2199278
> Nope, I'm not gay
You are good joker
>>2199279
> you don't need a ticket to ride this train
>
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199282>>2199283
>>2199280
you should rethink your prudishness.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199283>>2199285
>>2199282
I'm not THAT prude anymore, I just like pointing it out.
Wouldn't mind a reduction in the amount of penisposting though.
▶ db117a (5) No.2199286
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199287>>2199288 >>2199292 >>2199303
>>2199265
idk
general #relatable memes
>>2199269
b-butt
>>2199284
*pat*
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199288>>2199303 >>2199309
>>2199284
*pat pat*
What's up?
>>2199285
Less bad, but no.
>>2199287
I can't actually relate with GF memes though.
THAT's the real struggle.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199289>>2199309
>>2199279
I got a travel pass that's permissable in the Merseyside area. Does this mean I can ride gay trains to Liverpool?
>>2199285
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!
The internet is a scary place.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199290>>2199303
>>2199284
Seems you are fine
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199291
>>2199285
Gay man's nightmare.
Vaginas with spiders in them.
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199292>>2199293 >>2199296 >>2199303
>>2199281
No, but I am a joke
>>2199284
*patpat*
but why?
>>2199287
pls gib butt
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199293>>2199329
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199294>>2199303
>>2199284
That makes two of us.
Let us both light candles and mourn our existences together.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199296>>2199329
>>2199292
Or rather defect of condom
▶ db117a (5) No.2199297>>2199299
Martin, do you still draw?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199298>>2199299
>>2199295
I'm getting blasted on my birthday, at least I'm allowed that. 9 days, nigguh. Gonna get twisted. I'll ask if I can skip my meds for that one day so I don't end up not breathing.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199299>>2199300 >>2199315
>>2199297
Yep, all the time.
>>2199298
Awesome, I bet that'll be a blast! Did you start the capitalism book?
▶ db117a (5) No.2199300>>2199301
>>2199299
Do you have interest in taking commissions at all?
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199301>>2199302
>>2199300
Sure! I'd be honored.
▶ db117a (5) No.2199302>>2199305
>>2199301
Cool. Once my friend finishes my ref sheet I might seek you out for something now and then as I have extra funds.
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199303>>2199304 >>2199307 >>2199309 >>2199315 >>2199329
>>2199285
it is 7pm
>>2199287
thanks squiddy
>>2199288
I ate too much
with too much being a single portion of bacon and rice
>>2199292
see above comment
>>2199294
what are you going to do next scanner, I can imagine you engaging in human sacrifice if it meant you could drink more
>>2199290
yeah probably this is fairly standard
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199304>>2199320
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199305>>2199308
>>2199302
Awesome. If you show it to me with extra time I could do some quick drawings just for the fun of it.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199306>>2199310 >>2199315
>>2199275
I don't think that's possible
>>2199276
Good. Just take a sip and call it a day
>>2199277
I don't think you can slav squat like Jack
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199307>>2199320
>>2199303
Normally I feel no pity for those who eat too much, but if it's only a single portion, you have my full sympathies. Get well soon.
▶ db117a (5) No.2199308
>>2199305
Sounds good, my dude.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199309>>2199311 >>2199318 >>2199320
>>2199288
>
>>2199289
definitely
the bites are good
>>2199303
eat?
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199310>>2199313
>>2199306
I'm gonna slav squat on your ass after i beat it
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199311>>2199316
>>2199309
Now we're talking.
Honestly though, only feet are worse than genitalia.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199312>>2199314
>>2199280
I'm doing alright, I just woke up
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199313>>2199319
>>2199310
haha you won't.
Slavs are actually really nice people
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199314>>2199351
>>2199312
Ooh, good mornin'
Up to anything today?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199315>>2199320 >>2199324 >>2199351
>>2199299
I need to buy it again, I've been putting it off for a while now. Signed into abebooks now, gotta put in my new address so I can order it.
>>2199303
I can only drink 2 cans of cider. So two cans of cider I've got. But yes. I'd kill a person so I can go back to drinking a bottle of rum. I'd summon Cthulu.
>>2199306
But I can't call it a day, can I? I'm forbidden to call it a day and go to bed. So now I have to stay awake and sober, which sucks.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199317
>>2199316
Aye. The average foot is worse.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199318>>2199331
>>2199309
The spider bites are good?
Why would spider bites be good? Unless you get superpowers.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199319>>2199351
>>2199313
AHahahhahah, no.
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199320>>2199322 >>2199326
>>2199304
but for what reason desu
>>2199307
this will pass
at least I hope so I'd rather not become anorexic if I can help it
>>2199309
I just ate
>>2199315
a little bit concerning that you agree with me
good luck with your 2 can of cider endeavours I suppose
▶ 8b7e41 (3) No.2199321>>2199323 >>2199351
I will rape Ikarous, how about it
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199322>>2199325
>>2199320
Of course not. Has this happened before?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199323
>>2199321
>how about it
Now they can say yes and it won't be rape. You're horrible at this.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199324>>2199326
>>2199315
I'll kiss you better.
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199325>>2199328
>>2199322
yeah I guess
I've had this problem of eating very low amounts for a good 3/4 months now, but it's been on and off
and I've not found a significant loss in either energy or weight so I do think my lack of worry is fairly well placed
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199326>>2199330 >>2199338
>>2199320
Yeah, I'll need all the luck I can get. Not sure how silly I can shitpost whilst being sober. It was a hell of a buzz to do it drunk.
>>2199324
Your kisses just motivated me to order the book. Should come here in 3 - 5 days.
▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199327>>2199331
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199328>>2199338
>>2199325
I've had the same thing for a few weeks now. Not sure whether my energy is lower or not, though.
Let's hope we're just evolving. We'll be the new frontier of humanity.
▶ 74d4ba (10) No.2199329>>2199338
>>2199293
*gibs*
>>2199296
no defecting
>>2199303
That doesn't sound like too much. More like too little
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199330>>2199333
>>2199326
Brilliant! What animal should I draw?
▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199332>>2199333 >>2199334
>>2199331
How is this a fetish and why do I like it?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199333>>2199334 >>2199349
>>2199330
The thing that came to my mind immediately was a platypus. They're cute and weird.
>>2199331
I didn't even know tarantulas near pussies are a thing. They're like the ultimate deterrent.
>>2199332
You like danger. You like to live dangerously.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199334>>2199337 >>2199342
>>2199332
fangs
>>2199333
>333
no that would be dicks
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199335>>2199341
>>2199331
How many pictures of this genre have you got?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199336>>2199341
How many spider-on-vagina pictures can you possibly have?
▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199337>>2199341
>>2199334
Yuck, maggots are gross.
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199338>>2199339 >>2199342
>>2199326
well yeah good luck
I'd rather be left out of your human sacrifices if you have any planned
>>2199328
if I'm evolving beyond everyone else then I think that's exceptionally concerning
>>2199329
yeah it is
such is life desu
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199339
>>2199338
Whahaha, fair enough. I don't feel particularly advanced, either.
▶ 46f039 (1) No.2199340>>2199344
Li Bingbing is an actual person and she is very pretty
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199341
>>2199335
>>2199336
a small folder
>>2199337
since they can't bite?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199342>>2199343
>>2199338
I don't think a shitposter would make a good sacrifice. I have to go big, like a blond haired blue eyed virgin, or the queen.
>>2199334
Dicks are the ultimate deterrent? But aren't they made for each other?
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199343>>2199345
>>2199342
try telling that to over half of the vagina-holders out there.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199344
>>2199340
>Li Bingbing
I googled this and can confirm, she is very pretty.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199345>>2199346
>>2199343
Yeah, I suppose you're right. Dicks can be gross, huh? I think vaginas can be pretty gross too.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199346>>2199347
>>2199345
The vagina-holders have dick repellent senses. If someone with a dick looks at them, they are automatically suspect of them.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199347>>2199348
>>2199346
Dick repellent. That should be fucking patented.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199348>>2199350
>>2199347
sprays and powders
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199349>>2199350
>>2199333
This was fun, I'd never drawn something so rare before. Give me something else.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199350>>2199352 >>2199371
>>2199348
I also googled it at there is some mention of Family Guy. So if a vagina-holder is looked at by a dick-holder, what do they suspect?
>>2199349
A kakapo. It's a flightless, ground dwelling parrot.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199351>>2199353 >>2199354 >>2199355 >>2199357
>>2199314
Just working tonight...
I don't like doing anything extra because of my anxiety...
>>2199315
You have to confront your problems no matter how bad they are. Also drink some water
>>2199319
No? Are you saying you're not nice?
>>2199321
Do you think you can overpower me?
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199352>>2199357
>>2199350
It's the typical woman response. They have to protect their vagina. Even from people people that don't want to give them anything. You can tell just by looking at the females in public.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199353>>2199356
>>2199351
Aw, that's a shame. May I ask what your particular brand of anxiety is like? I don't know a whole lot about you. (Intentionally, probably.)
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199354>>2199356
>>2199351
Ofk, i am awful person
▶ 8b7e41 (3) No.2199355>>2199356
>>2199351
Aren't you like super short?
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199356>>2199358 >>2199359 >>2199360
>>2199353
I developed social anxiety because of my developmental stutter. I'm afraid to talk to people... You have to force me to talk to others
>>2199354
Why do you choose to be an awful person?
>>2199355
I am, yeah, but I can still beat you up
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199357>>2199361 >>2199387
>>2199351
I'll take that as a cue to sip more cider. And don't worry, I haven't got many problems to confront. Just dullness. Just boredom.
>>2199352
Wheras the dick doesn't really need to be protected, apart from blunt force.
▶ 8b7e41 (3) No.2199358>>2199387
>>2199356
I'll pretend to give you a fighting chance and then rape you after, deal?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199359>>2199387
>>2199356
Well, at least you seem to have no issues chatting.
What kind of hobbies do you have?
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199360>>2199387
>>2199356
Hard to say, don't know
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199363>>2199364
>>2199362
caar?
>Crying Megumin
don't do this.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199366>>2199367 >>2199368
▶ 098497 (6) No.2199368>>2199369
>>2199366
My fingers hurt shitty VAG clamps
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199369>>2199376
>>2199368
>My fingers hurt shitty VAG clamps
>
:think:
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199370>>2199372
>>2199361
I miss Kamuu. He was a poster I can remember and bully.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199371>>2199373
>>2199350
Whew, you picked difficult ones. I couldn't anthropomorphosize this one.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199372>>2199374
>>2199370
He comes by every so often.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199373>>2199375
>>2199371
Want me to pick a easier one? Btw, that looks cute as all hell.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199374
>>2199372
Never seen him, then again, I do come on pretty late.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199375>>2199377
>>2199373
It doesn't have to be easier!
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199377>>2199383
>>2199375
I don't know what other animals that I could get you to draw. Maybe a panda? Pandas are cute.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199378>>2199379
>>2199376
Can you give more explanation than nothing at a time?
Fort a dumb. Please actually help.
▶ 098497 (6) No.2199379>>2199380
>>2199378
today i went to the sloop to haal an air hose out of a golf iv to stick in my a3 8l!
was my first time!
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199380>>2199382
>>2199379
This was the worst thing to read.
Nice though. Happy with your car?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199381
That reminds me, UK was gonna have a hose pipe ban because shit was too hot and we had droughts.
▶ 098497 (6) No.2199382>>2199384
>>2199380
Uh well yesterday I got the thermostat fixed cuz the car didn't get up to temperature (been like that since I bought it), the guy who replaced it noticed a split-off hose on the air intake hose was fixed with tape, so I also replaced that entire thing today.
Audi(VW) uses these clamps on the hoses which are hard to open and now my fingers hurt.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199383>>2199386
>>2199377
Aw, yeah. This is my jam. Thanks for helping me practice.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199384
>>2199382
Ooooh. Well, at least the temperature thing is fixed. Seems pretty damn important with the weather being this weather. Good job.
Speaking off, how's the weather over there? Over here's it's been an incredibly pleasant ~22C day.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199385>>2199386 >>2199389
Hi it's me the real Loafie.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199386>>2199394
>>2199383
Any time Raccoon, just glad I could help.
>>2199385
That just makes me doubt your realness even more. But I don't know anything about Loafie to consider what is fake and what is real. Oh well.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199387>>2199391 >>2199393 >>2199395 >>2199396
>>2199239
Omg lol
>>2199357
You should be a fucking cop then. Go beat the shit out of Muslims. You seem smart enough
>>2199358
...that would be a big mistake.
You should be as aggressive and ferocious as possible when trying to rape someone like me. I will make you regret hesitating or giving me a "fighting chance"
>>2199359
Chatting online or texting people is easy for me. I usually text my boss when I have a problem...
My hobbies focus heavily around art... I love drawing and painting... what about you?
>>2199360
Do you not want to be a nice person?
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199388
I love when training starts from stretching of the shoulder. It gives a big motivation to fell on the floor from pain
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199389>>2199394
>>2199385
not this shit again.jpg
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199390>>2199392
I wish Chiri was here. He'd draw with me.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199391>>2199406
>>2199387
Nice, drawing and painting always seem like productive hobbies to have.
My hobbies are mostly gaming. All kinds of gaming. I mostly play video games, but I also enjoy card games and boardgames. Mostly chess. But I don't get to play chess a lot against people IRL.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199392
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199393>>2199406
>>2199387
Can't be a cop, don't really like the law much, like drugs more.
And plus I'd get called racist if I were to clamp down on the muslim grooming gangs.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199394>>2199397 >>2199399
>>2199386
I'm British, I live in glorious Portsmouth and my name is Loafie. that's everything you need to know. wyd faggot?
>>2199389
It's over for you, there's only me now. Can't you just be someone else?
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199395>>2199398 >>2199406
>>2199387
I would love to join MI6 and become a spy though. That would be hot shit.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199396>>2199406
>>2199387
Too unclear definition
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199397>>2199403
>>2199394
Don't even know where Portsmouth is. What does wyd stand for?
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199398>>2199400
>>2199395
Is James Bond still popular around Britain?
▶ 6b51bc (7) No.2199399>>2199403
>>2199394
oh alright then
goodbye for the time being in that case
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199400>>2199404
>>2199398
There is a new James Bond film in the making called Bond 25 which will be out in 2019, so I think there is still some popularity around it.
Did I say MI6? I meant MI5. I like to be based in my own country if I can.
▶ f6fe63 (6) No.2199401>>2199411
I am very bad at Gladiabots. ;~;
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199402>>2199411
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199403>>2199405
>>2199397
The far Sooth, by the Isle of Wight. I assume you're a northerner though so I doubt you know a lot. Oh you're the one with the blog.
>>2199399
Farewell old Kanye. Long live new kanye
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199404>>2199407
>>2199400
I'm making my way through the series right now; I'm on film 15 or 16. It's very entertaining.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199405>>2199409 >>2199411
Actually, I don't want to be Loafie, I don't want to be bullied by Scoots.
>>2199403
Yeah, I'm a filthy northerner, close to Liverpool in fact so that makes me a plastic scouser. People already talking about my blog? That's good. I'm gonna keep writing in it and try and keep it up.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199406>>2199409 >>2199410 >>2199413
>>2199391
Omg games are so hard. Iunno how you guys can play that all the time. I used to enjoy sitting next to my brothers and watching them play when were kids :<
You should go to the local park and challenge old fucks to a Chess match for money, take their life's savings and shit
Fuck old people
>>2199393
Don't worry about what other people think. Worry about protecting your country.
Also you can't do drugs anymore, right? That's a good thing.
Tell your mom you will arrest her if she fucks up
>>2199395
Isn't MI6 really hard to join? And even if you did you can't tell anyone v.v
You have to keep everything a secret...Which sucks...
>>2199396
Don't play dumb. I know you want to be a nice person. I can see the bitch in you
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199407>>2199412
>>2199404
Had to count them out on wikipedia. I wonder what you make of the modern ones.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199408>>2199409 >>2199411
Guys I'm trying my best to be more talkative... Please bare with me... or is it bear with me? Iunno. Fuck English
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199409>>2199413
>>2199405
>I don't want to be bullied by Scoots.
But
Scoots will also be Loafie.
>>2199406
Whahaha, what's your deal with old people.
I'm decent enough at chess. Better than any of my friends, and the average joe. But I'm not as good as the people in the local chess club I've been to once.
Wasn't a nice time, either. Everyone was super serious, and we weren't allowed to talk during a game. Socializing is the best part of chess, for me.
>>2199408
It's noticeable. It's nice to have you around for longer than 3 posts at a time, lately.
▶ f418fc (27) No.2199410
>>2199406
It's a mirror, you pussyass nigga.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199411>>2199413
>>2199401
awww it's alright, you're not very good at anything.
>>2199402
You can't be loafie. You can be Audy, hes an impostor pretending to be me.
>>2199405
Scoots is a loser, that furry cunt a loser. I'm the only friend you need fam.
I went to Birmingham once, it was awful. thats the north right? I didn't say I liked it. You written any more posts?
>>2199408
Bear
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199412>>2199413
>>2199407
The old ones are pretty dated, so I'm looking forward them getting more modern. Surprisingly, it peaked at number 3 and it's only gone downhill from there.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199413>>2199414
>>2199406
Yeah, I can't do drugs no more. MI6 has a careers page which you can look up. Last time I did a test I got 7 out of 9 marks. I think you need a degree, at least a 2.2 in something.
And about my mum, I'll just threaten to section her like I had to last time. You can only tell 2 people.
>>2199409
Regardless, I don't wanna be on the Loafie train.
>>2199411
I think I'll stick with the ol' ALL CAPS SCANNER for me. And I went to Birmingham once too. Got really high, watched Guardians of the Galaxy which was pretty dope. And I wouldn't let Scoots hear you say that, I think he's a pretty ok guy. I'm more north of Birmingham. It gets cruddier from there. Haven't written any more posts, gonna get one out before next Monday as usual.
>>2199412
I never watched a Bond film. ;w;
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199414>>2199416 >>2199418
>>2199413
Yeah I'd stick with that, Audy is a loser. I don't know Scoots, but I'm loafie now so I don't fuck with anyone who don't fuck with me.
Link me, I'll read. Also improve your prose.
▶ 50c137 (13) No.2199415>>2199417 >>2199422
I'm too drained to continue, I'm so sorry..
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199416>>2199418 >>2199421
>>2199414
What does prose mean again?
I don't know who Audy is.
And don't worry, I don't really fuck with anyone to be honest.
http://dipsobox.blogspot.com/2018/08/scanner-vs-void-introduction.html
I hope you'll like it.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199417
>>2199415
It's ok. Rest up and plan your next attack, you don't need to stay here if you can't be arsed. Love you Ika-Chan.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199418>>2199420 >>2199421 >>2199424
>>2199416
>I don't know who Audy is
That guy >>2199414
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199419>>2199421
▶ db4a49 (1) No.2199420>>2199423
>>2199418
yeah but who the fuck is that
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199421>>2199423 >>2199424
>>2199416
Its kind of a writing style, like a flow in rap but for writing.
He ain't been real for a while that.
I'll have a read.
>>2199418
Who are you to accuse me Loafie of this.
>>2199419
Big if true.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199422
>>2199415
That's alright Ika. *pat*
See ya next time.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199423>>2199425
>>2199420
Some ponyfag
>>2199421
The God of this realm.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199424>>2199425
>>2199421
I'll work on my flow. Hope you'll like it.
>>2199418
Thanks Alchemist, I'm bad with names.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199425>>2199426
>>2199423
I don't really understand this place, but I know I don't know you so you can't be that important.
>>2199424
I used to want to be a writer before I found out I was a retard. I hope it goes better for you.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199426>>2199427 >>2199430
>>2199425
Doesn't matter if you're a retard. In fact it is a bonus. Retards got more to write about.
Here is an example, one time, when I was high on MDMA; I thought a good idea would be to open up a pornhub account.
One thing lead to another and I was watching this cam girl suck a dildo. I couldn't even get hard because MDMA kills the boner, and then we got talking about fanfiction and other horse shit. Found out I spent £70 and didn't even cum.
Now, if I wasn't a retard, I wouldn't have that story to share.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199427>>2199428
>>2199426
I'd watch you on Pornhub, baby.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199428>>2199429
>>2199427
Oh my, lewd! .///.
I'm not even that handsome.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199429>>2199431
>>2199428
You're likeable, that's all that matters.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199430>>2199431
>>2199426
I'm retarded normally. I don't need drugs.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199431>>2199432 >>2199434
>>2199429
Awww, thanks a lot Raccoon, that really boosts my confidence. ^w^
>>2199430
But it seems you got a lot of retarded shit to write about. I don't think I could ever write fiction though.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199433>>2199438
>>2199432
Silly is what I do best. I'm one silly sausage.
▶ b9c678 (9) No.2199434>>2199436 >>2199443
>>2199431
My book sucked, I wrote about 5 chapters then read it back. It wasn't really good enough.
I'm going to go.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199435
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199436
>>2199434
Goodnight Loafie, hope you sleep well.
▶ fa42ba (40) No.2199437>>2199439 >>2199440
I'm going to bed too. Goodnight /animus/. Gonna shitpost even harder tomorrow.
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199438
>>2199433
Now you're just sounding cute.
Why can't you write fiction? I attended a writing workshop for five years, wrote a novella and collaborated on three novels. It's easy.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199439
▶ 9a48bf (19) No.2199440
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199442>>2199444
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199443>>2199445
>>2199434
goodnight Loafie (provisional)
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199445>>2199446
Fake Loafies please un-Loafie yourself.
>>2199443
Real-Loafie Loafie?
>>2199444
That's like the ultimate mix of happiness and insanity.
It even has little hearts in his eyes.
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199446>>2199447
>>2199445
it is I, the real loafie
the one with leg pain
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199447>>2199448
>>2199446
Still the leg pain? Damn.
Still feeling like you ate too much, too?
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199448>>2199452
>>2199447
I don't feel the pain in this very moment, I was just clarifying that I am the loafie who suffered from leg pain earlier today
and I feel somewhat better, I told you it would pass didn't I
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199449>>2199451
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199450>>2199451
just throw on a trip loafie, it's not hard
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199451>>2199453
>>2199449
not really I just said I'm feeling better now
>>2199450
but will putting one on stop other people from pretending to be me
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199452>>2199454
>>2199448
Well, yeah, but expect me to check up on you anyway.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199453>>2199454
>>2199451
>will putting one on stop other people from pretending to be me
No, but we can know which one is the real one
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199454>>2199456
>>2199452
well you never know, it could have indeed gone either way
>>2199453
that's the purpose of the thread ID though isn't it
if you're really desperate to know who's me then you can just ctrl f d47044
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199455>>2199456 >>2199457
yeah but whomst the fuck do
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199456
>>2199454
>that's the purpose of the thread ID though isn't it
Except it changes every thread. If a fake Loafie decides to post while you're around, there's no 'proof' he ain't you.
also >>2199455 >>2199455 >>2199455
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199457>>2199459 >>2199461
>>2199455
nobody but if other people started pretending to be fortune I wouldn't search for the one with !Cookie.40g in his name
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199458>>2199463
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199459>>2199463
>>2199457
Okay but why not though? It couldn't be anyone else?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199460
Disregard unintentional second question mark at the end which makes me look like more of a cunt than I am.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199461
>>2199457
You don't need to actively look for it, it's more visible than the ID.
Don't even need a fancy worded trip for that.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199462
Imagine being so pathetic and desperate that you sat here complaining about someone else in sentence word posts that nobody pays attention to
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199463>>2199465
>>2199458
that doesn't matter right now
>>2199459
if you really want me to then I will
I sure hope I didn't fuck this up I won't hear the end of it from scoot
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199464>>2199468
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199465>>2199468
>>2199463
Yup, that's the way to do it. You could try to fiddle around until you find one you like.
You can add your name in front of it, if you want.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199467>>2199469
Oh yeah, that's the best part of the trip
It mildly annoys scoots.
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199468>>2199469
>>2199464
no I'm doing rather well actually
>>2199465
I fucked it up ;_;
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199469>>2199471
>>2199468
What do you mean? It's right there.
>>2199467
The best part about anything, honestly.
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199470>>2199471
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199471>>2199472 >>2199473
>>2199469
I fucked it up the first time and it's the first time that counts
>>2199470
no I'm not drowning that's absurd why would I be
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199472>>2199476
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199473>>2199476
>>2199471
All you didn't do is add the name.
Unless... you took the most obvious trip.
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199474
I sure hope I didn't just set myself up for a joke
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199475
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199476>>2199478
>>2199472
it appears I did
well I can assure you with utmost certainty I am not submerged in water, so what makes you believe I am drowning?
>>2199473
sure it works desu
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199477
10/10
Please take another trip.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199478>>2199479
>>2199476
Until someone figures it out given 5 seconds.
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199479>>2199480 >>2199481
>>2199478
yeah I'm sure someone else can figure it out, it's not exactly the enigma code
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199480
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199481>>2199485
>>2199479
It's supposed to be!
Don't literally use "Loafie". You can put anything there, and as long as you remember it, you're good.
Don't listen to Scoot.
...like, ever.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199482>>2199483
brb shoving #hugegay into the namefield
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199483>>2199486
>>2199482
But its aleays been there
Get fucked cunt
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199484
▶ d47044 (14) No.2199485>>2199488
>>2199481
alright I'll do both of those things
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199486
>>2199483
faggot can't even spell
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199487>>2199490 >>2199493
tired
four hours of sleep last night
gonna get a handicap placard for my mustang lads
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199488
Also wondering what #hugegay ends up making
>>2199485
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199489
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199490>>2199492
Garbage, as expected.
>>2199487
Is your folder just cute cats?
Because if so: Nice.
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199491
the politically correct term is "retard" thank you very much
rude ass nibba
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199492>>2199495
>>2199490
yeah I have a folder named Caturday
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199493>>2199494
>>2199487
>not being on zero hours of sleep last night
step up
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199494
>>2199493
yeah no thanks i fixed my insomnia
just stayed up too late last night cause I was having a good time
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199495
>>2199492
>Having multiple skunks walking around indoors.
I'm sure that's not the worst idea... but it sounds like a terrible idea
▶ 607f3b (10) No.2199496>>2199500
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199499
▶ 5465b2 (4) No.2199500>>2199501
>>2199496
That was Haikus.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199501>>2199504
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199502>>2199503
>actually bother to preorder game
>doesn't offer preloading
literally the fuck the only point
▶ 5465b2 (4) No.2199503>>2199505
>>2199502
Who'mst've the fuck preorders?
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199504>>2199507
>>2199501
A skunk
Because of her hair..
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199505>>2199508 >>2199510
>>2199503
me, when I plan to play said game over the couple of days specifically after it releases and my internet is slow as shit, and the game's a port of something that already exists
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199506
so basically the fuck never but this time it would have been vaguely useful
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199507>>2199509
>>2199504
Ooh. I've not seen Haikus' hair.
Or Haikus.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199508
>>2199505
Monster Hunter? Have fun.
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199509>>2199512
>>2199507
Yes you have you're just forgetful
▶ 5465b2 (4) No.2199510>>2199511
>>2199505
Should've just purchased better internet.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199511>>2199514
>>2199510
I attempted to but was nationally outvoted due to misinformation and propaganda.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199512
>>2199509
This is perfectly likely, but I'm really not sure.
I think the odds are good I've seen a pic of Haikus not knowing it was Haikus.
I've only talked to Haikus once, anyway.
▶ 5465b2 (4) No.2199514>>2199516
>>2199511
Move to a better country.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199516
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199517>>2199519
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199519>>2199520 >>2199522
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199520>>2199522
This is now a kitty thread.
>>2199518
Welcome back.
>>2199519
I'm fresh out of ideas.
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199521>>2199522
▶ d20bb5 (7) No.2199522>>2199523 >>2199524 >>2199525
>>2199519
M-Meow!
>>2199520
Meow meow ^_^
>>2199521
Meow...
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199523>>2199527
>>2199522
I didn't get an exclamation mark..
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199525>>2199527
>>2199522
Heya Heya. *pet*
Havin' a good day, I hope?
▶ d20bb5 (7) No.2199527>>2199529 >>2199531 >>2199533
>>2199523
>jealous over punctuation
>>2199524
2 much gay
>>2199525
My feet hurt
>>2199526
Dirty grape
▶ 248231 (1) No.2199528>>2199532
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199529>>2199530
>>2199527
I would never.
Excuse you.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199531>>2199536
>>2199527
That's not even allowed wtf
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199532
>>2199528
you're not wrong
▶ 588ba3 (1) No.2199534
Pulling something that is embedded in your ear a few inches is a fucking weird sensation.
▶ f93571 (6) No.2199535
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199538>>2199540 >>2199541
>>2199536
With how long that reply took I thought I might be getting a wall of exclamation marks
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199539>>2199541
>>2199536
Heck if I know.
Did you move a lot to have your feet hurt, or is it just random?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199540
>>2199538
He was trying to figure out what the fuck I was talking about.
▶ d20bb5 (7) No.2199541>>2199542 >>2199543 >>2199547
>>2199537
Well, yes.
>>2199538
Reading things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2199539
Volleyball
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199543>>2199544
>>2199541
Ahh, oof.
Is it bad? I hope it's not preventing further play or anything.
▶ d20bb5 (7) No.2199544>>2199545 >>2199549
>>2199542
no u
>>2199543
Nah, I'll be fine really.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199546>>2199549
Just found out I'm pregnant, should I keep the baby?
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199548
No
Kill the fucker so you can get pregnant again
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199549>>2199551
>>2199544
Good good.
>>2199546
Well, what else are you gonna do with it? Selling is probably illegal.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199550>>2199553
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199551>>2199552
>>2199549
Anyone wanna buy a baby?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199552>>2199555
>>2199551
ILLEGAL
Also I'd rather make my own. I'm a perfectionist.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199553>>2199554
>>2199550
Double the squid is double the fun
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199554>>2199556
>>2199553
Imagine the possibilities.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199555>>2199557
>>2199552
Cmon son, I'll give you a good price. $20. Or I'll be willing to make a trade.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199557>>2199558 >>2199560
>>2199555
Well... A practice baby might not be the worst idea.
Whatcha looking to trade for? Life for life? I've got a fly buzzing around my room. Catch it and you've got yourself a deal.
>>2199556
We could make a full squid dinner instead of just lunch!
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199558>>2199559
>>2199557
Mmm... I love to eat flies and drink VB and smoke winnie blues. You've got yourself a deal.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199559>>2199561
>>2199558
I don't know what VB is. I'm just going to assume the smoking thing is drugs.
Also who is the other parent? Figured it might be nice to know if faults turn up later.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199560>>2199562 >>2199563
oh fuck its an actual aussie and not some random fag on a proxy
>>2199557
No, bad.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199561>>2199562
>>2199559
The other parent... Is the other Squid.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199562>>2199563 >>2199564
>>2199561
I had a feeling. Have fun getting impregnated again.
>>2199560
Oh. Aw. Oh well, I'll just raise the squid baby for that purpose. Long live delayed gratification.
What kind of possibilities were you thinking of, then?
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199563>>2199565 >>2199567
>>2199560
I also enjoy eating Four-And-Twenty Meat Pies from the Local Servo (7/11) TM.
>>2199562
I'd let Squid bust my pussy wide open any day.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199564>>2199566
>>2199562
tfw can't repeatedly impregnate my clone purely to grow the offspring as livestock
why even LIVE bros
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199565>>2199569
>>2199563
Aw, so romantic~
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199566>>2199568
>>2199564
But I've just been told that's what you do.
Unless... you're not 'the other Squid'
Are you just pretending to be Squid?!
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199567>>2199569
>>2199563
Nah cunt just buy some chips
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199568>>2199572
>>2199566
shhhh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199569>>2199570 >>2199572
I'm the real Squid btw.
>>2199567
Light and tangy aye.
>>2199565
😍😍😍
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199570>>2199576
>>2199569
The servos near me don't FUCKING stock it
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199571
Can confirm, he's the real squid.
Squid couldn't go fifty seconds without getting knocked up
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199572>>2199576
>>2199569
Yeah, I know. Can you believe the rudeness of this obvious impostor? Tsk.
>>2199568
No you Shh. You almost had me believin' there, buddy. How rude.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199573
Then who is the other Squid that knocked up Squid?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199575
>>2199574
You're not Squid. You're not other Squid either.
You can't fool me twice.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199576>>2199578 >>2199579
>>2199570
Better go down to Coles, be sure to spend over $30 so you get the free mini-collectable, I've got a few already.
>>2199572
I'm going to smash him over the head with a glass bottle and then impregnate HIM this time around. That'll show him.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199577
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, this joke gets old.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199578>>2199582
>>2199576
He'll never expect that because you're supposed to be the one that always gets knocked up! It's the perfect crime.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199579>>2199582
>>2199576
why the literal fuck is that a thing
who wants to buy miniature plastic laundry detergent, seriously
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199580
can confirm that'd probably work
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199581
Noted for later reference.
Send address.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199582>>2199583 >>2199584
>>2199579
I've got miniature White King toilet gel and Purina supercoat dogfood which are pretty dumb.
But on the other hand, miniature Vegemite and Tim Tams, which is good.
>>2199578
Got him
What a dumb BITCH he is
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199583>>2199586
>>2199582
Now he knows though, whoever it is.
What are you gonna do if he turns out to be a girl though?
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199584>>2199585 >>2199586
>>2199582
Yeah but those are the only ones relevant and only because MUH STRAYA. And they're not going to be worth shit pretty soon.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199585>>2199587
>>2199584
Why? Is Australia gonna end? I'm pretty sure that it's been though everything that could possibly happen to it.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199586>>2199587 >>2199589
>>2199583
Love will find a way. I'll impregnate Squid no matter their gender.
>>2199584
Well I'm not interested in their actual monetary value, I just like it because it's kind of stupid. Like you~~~
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199587>>2199591
>>2199585
because they're free with every shop at a supermarket that has nearly 50% market share in the country
>>2199586
Unf, yes, insult me harder squidaddy~
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199588>>2199591 >>2199592 >>2199593
All the youtube channels I'm subbed to these days suck ass and/or barely upload anything.
Ya'll got any recommendations?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199589>>2199590
>>2199586
>I just like it because it's kind of stupid. Like you~~~
This would totally work on me.
You really are the master of Romance, totally-real Squid.
Also that's not Squid though.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199590>>2199594
>>2199589
Well I've always been a true romantic at heart.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199591
>>2199588
I only subscribe to 17 channels and most are really interest-dependent.
TierZoo, maybe?
>>2199587
Ah.. Yeah, oversaturation'd do the trick.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199592>>2199594 >>2199595
>>2199588
The fact that Demolition D hasn't uploaded in two years saddens me deeply.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199593>>2199598
>>2199588
Most are pretty shit these days and the ones that aren't are a couple that have just been around for forever and everyone knows about, like RLM or something.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199594>>2199596 >>2199598
>>2199592
I hear he's actively streaming on Twitch, and that makes it sting just a little extra.
>>2199590
I will remember you this way.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199595>>2199596
>>2199592
Pretty sure he's a terrible Twitch streamer these days or something.
Weebs will always let us down in the end.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199596>>2199597
>>2199594
>>2199595
I'll hold out hope of him putting out high effort youtube content for a few more years like a fucking idiot.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199597
>>2199596
As we all do.
I'm still waiting.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199598>>2199599 >>2199600
>>2199593
Everyone on earth watches RLM at this point.
>>2199594
Don't forget me when I disappear forever in like, half an hour senpai.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199599
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199600>>2199603
>>2199598
No one can leave this place.
You can tell everyone you're leaving, you can make a giant drama about you leaving. But you can't 'leave-leave'.
Welcome.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199601
I had to google 'em actually.
But I'm the eternal exception to most everything.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199602>>2199606
I can't believe the other squid is gonna just fucking abandon me once he knocks me up
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199603>>2199606
>>2199600
Oh man I sure LOVE me some drama.
Just like the other fake Squid.
We're both total drama queens.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199604>>2199605 >>2199608 >>2199609
Who is other Squid btw?
Goggles or???
Drinking and don't want to open admin stuff.
▶ f93571 (6) No.2199605>>2199607
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199606>>2199610 >>2199612
>>2199602
>>2199602
>>2199602
So much for being the king of romance.
Unless it's supposed to make for a romantic fairy tale-like return later.
>>2199603
>other fake Squid
YOU'RE FAKE SQUID TOO?!
What has threads come to?
You're fakeSquid now. Squid is back to being Squid. I'm not calling you FakeSquid2 That name is reserved.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199607
Probably Ban.
>>2199605
No it's me.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199608>>2199614
>>2199604
Probably an actual aussie and not someone else where on a proxy, otherwise they'd have to have done too much research. Probably knows me well enough to know what state I live in. Could be goggles but it doesn't feel like him and he's still been all tsuntsun towards me. My mind's jumping to a couple of fags I knew from elsewhere but fuck I don't know
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199609>>2199614
>>2199604
>open admin stuff.
That's lame either way. As long as it doesn't bother RealSquid, I'd say: Don't admin that shit.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199610>>2199613
>>2199606
Are you saying that bashing someone over the head, fucking them senseless, filling them with cum and leaving them in a ditch isn't pure romance?
What's wrong with you.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199612>>2199615
>>2199606
Fuck, man. This name sucks and I hate it.
Also I know how Squid likes it, impregnating + abandoning him only makes him want it more.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199613
>>2199610
They never mentioned the ditch. If they had, it would have been some better-than-disney tier romantic. Now it's just bollywood b-plot.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199614>>2199615 >>2199618
>>2199608
I'll stick with the simple "Trevor is bored" answer.
That was Ban's name right? Dunno, it's been a while honestly.
>>2199609
I don't really care about ruining peoples' fun, man.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199615>>2199622 >>2199625
>>2199611
>Public Ass
Allegedly, the guy was in her at the time. Not for long, but for some time.
>>2199612
You can name yourself whatever but I'm calling you fakesquid until you get another name.
>>2199614
Then it's all good.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199616>>2199617
Who even pretends to be other people, anyway
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199617
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199618
>>2199614
Doesn't read like him. Even when deep in his memes he keeps his writing style. Plus he's offline and he's too cool and aloof to set himself invisible most of the time.
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199619>>2199620 >>2199621 >>2199628 >>2199632
>fall asleep on bed with music stream blasting
>get all sweaty and gross from sleeping in long sleeve shirt/jeans
boy i was fuckin tired
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199620>>2199627
Could've done that better.
Not doing it would have been better. But still.
>>2199619
...Mornin'?
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199621>>2199623 >>2199627
>>2199619
>Sweaty
>From 78 degrees
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199622>>2199626
>>2199615
I'll just stick with it.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199623>>2199624
>>2199621
If you put it like that he might start realizing it's whatever you've been slippin' him.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199625>>2199629
>>2199615
crazy public antics.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199626>>2199630
>>2199622
Works for me.
I have some serious questions about this image that you couldn't get me to ask.
But why, who, by whom and dear god why (for good measure)
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199627>>2199629 >>2199631 >>2199635
>>2199620
ohayou
how's your day been fortune?
>>2199621
hmm
i also went to my old house and spent time in the garage fighting a snake and getting my car tools
so maybe i'm just sweaty from that idk
either way shower time
>weighed in at 167 for doctor
yeah put me down as overweight on your chart now bitch :]
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199628>>2199641
>>2199619
Was it
lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to
?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199629>>2199636 >>2199641
>>2199625
Oh god. This is some really bad shit.
This ought to RIP this guy. But it probably won't.
>>2199627
Uneventful as fuck! Though posting has been nice.
Do you feel rested at all?
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199630>>2199634
>>2199626
Some images need no explanation.
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199631>>2199641
>>2199627
Possible. Unsure why you would do work in long-sleeves in the furnace that is your house.
Hah, so the donuts didn't do much.
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199632>>2199641
>>2199619
Isn't your sleep pattern gonna be rekt now? :c
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199634>>2199638
>>2199630
Maybe it doesn't, but I do. I'm generally clueless.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199635>>2199641
>>2199627
Do you play Overwatch at all anymore?
All I remember about TB's profile is that he basically exclusively played McCree like some kind of roleplayer.
Not that I can criticize considering I basically only played Genji in quickplay and hated competitive and playing to win and tryhard shit.
▶ c0b70f (21) No.2199636
>>2199629
depending on the crowd he's around
▶ 3fee30 (1) No.2199637>>2199641 >>2199642
Sunlight hurts and makes me sleepy
But I haven't slept in a few days so hopefully I can go sleep
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199638>>2199639
>>2199634
Well I have no explanation anyway. I'm just here to imitate Squid. I don't know anything. What's going on?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199639>>2199645
>>2199638
>What's going on?
You're underestimating the clueless bit..
So, are you a poster here or did you just wander in to bother Squid?
Either way, it was kinda fun. Thanks.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199640>>2199645
Well you're failing, I don't post fots anime
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199641>>2199647 >>2199649 >>2199651 >>2199655
>>2199628
i see that when i'm browsing Youtube a lot but I've never listened to it, is it good?
nah it was this https://app.jqbx.fm/room/5a3005e42f03ef009f4fb941
>>2199629
well I don't know if I slept much, maybe up to 5 hours? i feel much better at least
>>2199631
they put a smile on my face at least~ :3
boston cream is b l i s s
yeah idk I like wearing polo shirts, hoodies, etc and it kinda sucks that you can't wear those things in florida :[
I didn't know I was going over there but they wanted me to clean out the last dresser
now there's nothing left over there of mine other than the TV
>>2199632
probably lol
I was trying to stay awake, hence the loud punk rock music
>>2199635
Nope. But funny you say that I was redownloading it so I could try genji/hammond in quickplay.
But last time I installed I played 10mins and then got mad and uninstalled for another like 4 months
>>2199637
>few days
bed now
▶ 315891 (7) No.2199644>>2199646
I keep trying to get my son to stop misbehaving but he won't listen
I'm sorry, guys :(
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199645>>2199650 >>2199652 >>2199655 >>2199658
Imagine being an honest-to-god Genji main.
How absolutely reprehensible.
>>2199640
Maybe I don't have a deep stockpile of anime imagery and I'm flying by the seat of my pants.
>>2199639
I can't give it all away that easily.
▶ b492c7 (5) No.2199646>>2199653
>>2199644
Spank him generously
▶ 9ff361 (9) No.2199647
>>2199641
That's kinda crazy that you still managed to sleep despite that noise
Your body must've been craving it pretty bad..
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199648
tfw happy af while my brother is depresserino
feels like i'm in an alternate universe
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199649
>>2199641
Well, Donut King is the best I've found. I'll bring a King Donut next time.
Ah, the pains of fashion in hell. I see, unfortunate.
Heavy tv?
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199650>>2199656
>>2199645
Well why not? What else is there to have a deep stockpile of imagery of?
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199651
>>2199641
It's perfectly acceptable for relaxing/studying to.
I still haven't played or seen how Hammond plays. That game just made me so absurdly upset when I played it.
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199652
>>2199645
I don't consider myself a genji main tbh. I was very good at genji and loved playing him, but was never good enough for top500
my zarya/roadhog were my genuine "you're gonna get fucked" picks
▶ 315891 (7) No.2199653>>2199654
>>2199646
I'll spank your blue fish-like ass
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199655>>2199656
>>2199645
That's fair. Warranted a try though.
Anyway, you're either an oldposter who is obviously staying, or a newposter who now can't leave, so I'm good.
>>2199641
You posted less than 3.5 hours ago. So it musta been a bit shorter than that.
>much better
Good good!
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199656>>2199659 >>2199661
>>2199650
I don't really need to save images to my computer.
>>2199655
What? I'm trapped here now? That aint good.
▶ ba2cb3 (17) No.2199657
genji is the hardest character and also the most fun to play, that's why there's so many people that have a lot of hours on him
also the character design is fucking beautiful and he's even japanese so you can roleplay as a god damn weeb
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199658
>>2199645
Overwatch is not a fun game, but Genji kind of makes it like you're playing Reveangance instead of Overwatch.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199659>>2199662 >>2199663 >>2199666
Why is it that 80% someone posts a lewd-looking eeveelution, it's Vaporeon?
>>2199656
You think we stay because we WANT to?
You should've ruled that out by now.
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▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199661>>2199666
>>2199656
If you're enough of a fag to wind up in circlejerk thread on an obscure imageboard one way or another you're enough of a fag to go saving images.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199662>>2199664
>>2199659
Because 80% of the time it's the same person
▶ 315891 (7) No.2199663>>2199665 >>2199667
>>2199654
Do you fantasizing about being a vaporeon and getting fucked?
>>2199659
Because 90% of the lewd-looking eeveelution posts are made by Kissy
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199664>>2199665
>>2199662
Maybe? Could be.
I don't keep track of where I see them popping up.
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199665>>2199668
>>2199663
-> >>2199664
I don't think I'm talking about just in this place.
Not a whole lot of other possibilities though, I guess.
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199666>>2199669 >>2199673
squid = disgusting genji main too i bet
>>2199659
Let me out.
>>2199661
How dare you, sir. I strenuously object to such baseless accusations.
▶ 315891 (7) No.2199668>>2199672 >>2199674
>>2199665
I guess u go to Grim's Pokemon porn websites
>>2199667
The fact that u exaggerated the word like that makes me think u do
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199669
>>2199666
I'm the last person to hold any sway over this place.
Go get banned or something I dunno.
▶ 315891 (7) No.2199671
Very smart of him to back it up on OneDrive
That's not the kind of material that u'd want to just lose
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199672
>>2199668
Why am I certain I've heard Grim's name in relation to Pokémon porn before. Goddamn it, Grim.
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199673>>2199676 >>2199677
>>2199666
Nah most of the time I played overwatch it was in a party with test who instapicked genji before I could load every time even though he was the one character least effected by my ping.
Look I'm just trying to dig for clues here.
▶ b492c7 (5) No.2199674>>2199675
>>2199668
Incorrect.
>>2199670
Good evening, mi amor.
▶ f93571 (6) No.2199675>>2199678
>>2199674
hey there mi amor
did you have a nice day?
▶ e06a39 (24) No.2199676>>2199683
>>2199673
If you're telling me your most picked hero ISN'T Genji I'm not going to believe it without some kind of screenshot as proof.
▶ 3d220f (13) No.2199677>>2199683
>>2199673
I very occasionally felt pangs of generosity or guilt you know.
▶ b492c7 (5) No.2199678>>2199681
>>2199675
Wonderfully uneventful. How was yours?
▶ 7ffd59 (106) No.2199680>>2199682
>Check cloudfolder to see what I could have possibly stored.
>3 folders and a singular unknown file, probably the image of friend making a derpface.
>Cutest video of late sister.
I was not ready for that. That kinda fucked me up, not gonna lie.
Send help.
▶ f93571 (6) No.2199681
>>2199678
much of the same
wondering how to spend the next couple hours before I sleep
▶ 2f92cd (59) No.2199683
>>2199676
I ain't launching that game.
>>2199677
lies and slander, I just had to annoy you into doing it
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