b9ca63 No.2194584
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER
a5ecf3 No.2212455
35262d No.2212456
35262d No.2212460
Yams what did you ever see in Ioco?
9b0a53 No.2212461
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NEW HEX LEWDS!
WITNESS ME!
SHOW ME YOUR THICC D20S, MY SICK NIGGAS!
297eb5 No.2212462
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eww
9b0a53 No.2212463
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>>2212459
That's some hot shit lewds. Tell me you got more of this, the penis is excited and yearns for more.
297eb5 No.2212465
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snake eyes
9b0a53 No.2212466
File: 60ae74cbe2dd79a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 193.97 KB, 496x702, 248:351, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
>>2212462
>>2212461
TWO NATTY ONES!
WE'RE THE BIGGEST FAILURES!
297eb5 No.2212467
>>2212466
>>2212465
i think two ones is called snake eyes
9b0a53 No.2212468
File: fb629cdc98c323b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.03 KB, 850x1154, 425:577, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
Hex Maniac Best Maniac.
I hope you all like fat tits.
>>2212467
That makes it sound cool but still a natty 1 is still fucking bad.
cf0897 No.2212469
>>2212460
He made me feel something other than miserable in a time when that was all I could muster. Also
>past tense
Hrm.
9a17c7 No.2212470
>>2212458
They were talking about getting new beds and mattresses.
35262d No.2212473
>>2212469
Sounds like a creep who took advantage of you tbh.
297eb5 No.2212474
cf0897 No.2212475
>>2212473
You've got that the wrong way around. He was only ever caring and patient with me.
9b0a53 No.2212477
File: b8540caf57ed50d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.25 KB, 850x562, 425:281, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
>>2212472
I did get a nat20 once. I instantly got magic powers to shitpost even harder.
I'm actually typing this using a Mage Hand to type this post.
cf0897 No.2212478
>>2212476
You weren't here.
297eb5 No.2212479
>>2212477
wat is a mage hand
35262d No.2212480
>>2212478
Forgive me if I don't believe your subtle attempts at insulting and blaming yourself.
6a1afd No.2212481
>>2212476
>>2212430
>>2212434
>>2212440
>>2212441
>>2212444
>>2212473
I was mocking the person I was speaking to, not making a claim.
All you're proving by fronting is you can't read and are insecure.
cf0897 No.2212482
>>2212480
Most folks that remember would tell you the same. What reason could I even have to lie?
9b0a53 No.2212483
File: 0b6abe35508b24f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.28 KB, 850x1204, 425:602, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
>>2212479
A magical spell that summons a floating magic hand.
I can also have one enchanted handjob.
35262d No.2212484
>>2212481
Yeah.
That or I just like being a jack-ass and shitposting.
35262d No.2212485
>>2212482
>needing a reason to do anything
6a1afd No.2212486
>he was only shitposting all along
Don't I feel a fool
35262d No.2212489
It's almost like that's all I ever do.
6a1afd No.2212490
>>2212489
Well good job. You sure made a funny and didn't look a like complete fucking retard.
cf0897 No.2212491
>>2212490
"I-I was only pretending to be retarded..!"
35262d No.2212492
Limmy's gud
>>2212490
Thanks embittered and not at all sarcastic or mentally deficient friend.
9b0a53 No.2212493
File: 7d70abe5fe27008⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 212.65 KB, 850x1293, 850:1293, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
>>2212487
Yeah, sometimes it tickles my prostate.
Actually ,that was too far. Sorry for being a lewdy.
6a1afd No.2212494
I mean it was a little concerning when I thought you were being a tremendous retarded flipper-waving retard boy
But then you said "I was shitposting", and it made it OK because I knew you were only pretending
297eb5 No.2212495
ec6163 No.2212496
Oh maaaaahhhh ggoooooooodddd
6a1afd No.2212497
>>2212492
I'm sorry Amy likes me more than he likes you
I'm sorry your gf likes me more than she likes you
Maybe try to find productive ways of dealing with that instead of stepping to me.
ec6163 No.2212498
9b0a53 No.2212499
>>2212490
Yeah, being a retard is my job
.>>2212496
My mate was supporting VGJ Storm.
I was hoping they win too.
35262d No.2212500
It's almost like using a meme to subvert the fact that you fell for an obvious ruse makes it magically go away and isn't the equivalent of whats depicted in the meme at all.
>>2212497
>I'm sorry your gf likes me more than she likes you
Hahaha. Haha.
>he's alright
>I sold him a phone once
297eb5 No.2212501
9b0a53 No.2212502
>>2212495
Yep, Uncle SCANNER is drunk again and lost his belt. Be a gentle bear and find my pants fastener.
9b0a53 No.2212503
35262d No.2212504
"My God, someone is talking about me in a facetious and obliviously incorrect manner, I must correct them post haste and become flustered immediately."
-not a retard at all
9b0a53 No.2212505
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark and a bit spooky.
35262d No.2212507
>>2212506
...Does it have to be on his face?
9b0a53 No.2212508
>What is your name?
>What is your pose?
<This is a promotion for Rockstar.
My sides.
9b0a53 No.2212510
>>2212509
Why would you ever put semen in a cocktail!
Just ruins the taste of the semen!
35262d No.2212511
>>2212510
thas gay scanner
I hope your mom doesn't read that
297eb5 No.2212512
9b0a53 No.2212513
>>2212511
We fell out a bit, not seeing each other a lot now, so no shitposting with her.
And I want the trophy for Biggest Retard in the shitposting game.
35262d No.2212514
>>2212513
Pretty sure Tsuchi has it.
9b0a53 No.2212515
Sumail has a Sonic the Hedgehog look about him.
>>2212514
Forgot who Tsuschi is, I'll have him at the battle of retarded wits!
35262d No.2212516
I don't have anything against Cici tbh.
He's okay.
cf0897 No.2212518
762fe0 No.2212519
>>2212515
>Forgot who Tsuschi is
Do you know who anybody is at this point?
cf0897 No.2212521
>>2212520
I did, yes. Not as good as the first but still a lot of fun.
35262d No.2212522
>>2212521
Felt a little too much like SAW but it was fun and it was also nice to expand on the character a little, even though it wasn't needed.
9b0a53 No.2212523
>>2212519
I only know Scoots, Muu and Raccoon and Hutzpa. I forgot most of the old posters. I think I even forgot you. Blame the weed and beer.
cf0897 No.2212524
>>2212522
Pretty much my thoughts, yeah. The whole bug thing he had going on was neat, though.
35262d No.2212525
>>2212524
That was a continuing theme from the first film though.
The Collector was always meant to resemble and behave like a Spider.
cf0897 No.2212526
>>2212525
I mean specicixally the bugs in jars and how the people in containers at the end kinda looked like they were made to look insect-like.
35262d No.2212527
Although I guess in the Sequel he was also taking on characteristics of a parasitic wasp, since he was brainwashing people and driving them insane.
35262d No.2212529
>>2212526
Oh yeah. He made nice sculptures out of them.
I'd like one if I had the room for it.
cf0897 No.2212530
>>2212529
I'm very into spoopy imagery so I picked up on that more than his mannerisms and behaviour.
35262d No.2212531
>>2212530
In the first movie the gleam his eyes have are specifically meant to emulate that of a spider's.
9b0a53 No.2212532
Gonna make myself a chicken stir fry on my own, wish me luck. Just heating up the oil.
43e690 No.2212533
I feel itchy I think it's time for a haircut.
cf0897 No.2212534
>>2212531
...I just thought that was a generic predatory look. Whoops.
9b0a53 No.2212535
>>2212533
Send me your hair so I can make weird totems with your esssence and summon Lovecraftian horrors.
35262d No.2212537
>>2212534
Ha.
I know more about horror than yooouuuu~
cf0897 No.2212538
>>2212537
You know more about specific films but I'mma hold off and saying you know more in general. :3
35262d No.2212539
>>2212538
Try me.
Loser eats the winner's ass.
35262d No.2212540
I should worn you:
I've seen Cellar Dweller.
cf0897 No.2212541
>>2212540
You ever see From Beyond? That was a fucking weird movie.
35262d No.2212542
>>2212541
From Beyond, Reanimator, and Necronomicon.
I'm a fan of Jeffrey Combs and Lovecraft.
cf0897 No.2212543
>>2212542
How about Spontaneous Combustion? I got it from the guy who gave me From Beyond.
413db6 No.2212544
Cool. front brakes bled and wheels put back on. one more afternoon of wrenching and I'll be able to drive again.
Did I miss anything here?
35262d No.2212545
>>2212543
Yeah. The voice actor for Chucky is in it and he makes people explode.
>>2212544
Some juicy kissing.
6a1afd No.2212546
i'm spending all day every day watching youtube and eating snacks
i feel like a little kid on summer vacation i love it
cf0897 No.2212547
>>2212545
It is good times. Fricking weird though.
35262d No.2212548
>>2212547
I like the Incredible Melting Man more.
cf0897 No.2212550
>>2212546
My second mini-staycation just ended and I can't do that any more. ;~;
413db6 No.2212551
>>2212546
isn't that what you do regardless?
43e690 No.2212552
>>2212546
Fun to do for a few weeks but definitely not several months.
413db6 No.2212553
cf0897 No.2212555
>>2212548
>old horror
Yucky.
35262d No.2212557
>>2212555
>old
>1977
>I like 1990
>13 year difference
>literally two years before Alien came out
Those two movies have literally less of a time gap between them than the first Scream and Scream 4.
6a1afd No.2212558
but no, i've been working full time and doing art full time when i haven't been
but lately i'm too depressio to do much of anything
413db6 No.2212559
I stand corrected then. Sorry for being passive aggressive at you <3
cf0897 No.2212560
>>2212557
...if you have a list of movies for me to try and track down I'd appreciate it. I'm mostly up on 90s and later stuff.
9b0a53 No.2212561
Back from my meal. I fried 4 eggs with it, should be yoked for protein now.
>>2212549
mfw
cf0897 No.2212562
>>2212559
>being a meanie butt
Pfft
413db6 No.2212563
>>2212562
That's what I apologized to him for.
cf0897 No.2212564
>>2212563
No, I know that, but being mean is... mean?
413db6 No.2212565
>>2212564
And fun when you're cranky^^
413db6 No.2212566
9b0a53 No.2212567
>>2212566
Hungry and angry?
9b0a53 No.2212568
I'm going to get some cake, nini group.
575d18 No.2212569
Hi I'm new and wondering where the ERP thread is
413db6 No.2212570
>>2212567
That's what that is, yeah.
Get with the times, scanchan
ec6163 No.2212572
413db6 No.2212573
35262d No.2212574
>>2212560
Necronomicon: Book of the Dead (1993)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Dead Alive/Braindead (1993)
Cube (1997)
MIMIC (1997)
Perfect Blue (1997)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Candyman (1992)
...A lot of the good horror in the 90s was psychological. There's a lot of cheese and leftover 80s franchises. It was the start of a decline for the genre which continued into the 2000s and got worse and worse until the current renaissance we've seen recently.
413db6 No.2212575
cf0897 No.2212576
>>2212574
>heard of all of these
>only own one
Gonna go be an hero tbh familam.
731154 No.2212577
>>2212576
Might as well go out like a champ, buy a knife, watch tv without a license, Don't say "God bless the Queen" when you wipe your ass and sip your tea.
35262d No.2212578
>>2212575
I like Cube.
>>2212576
Why tho?
35262d No.2212579
You know that feeling when you see a big cockroach and it just suddenly fucking starts flying and scares the shit out of you?
That's like MIMIC.
92852a No.2212580
Hi I'm new and wondering where the ERP thread is
35262d No.2212581
>>2212580
Bark like a bitch you cock-addled whore
35262d No.2212582
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>this is the correct answer btw
cf0897 No.2212583
>>2212577
>bless
It's God save the Queen you buffoon.
>>2212578
Because I am clearly the worst horror fan alive. ;~;
6a1afd No.2212584
Icelandic actor Stefan Karl Stefansson, who played LazyTown villain Robbie Rotten, has died aged 43 from cancer.
Stefansson was best known for his role on the children's show, which was produced from 2004 to 2014.
He was initially diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2016, but said it had been removed with surgery.
731154 No.2212585
>>2212583
Then say 'bless' so the men in big fluffy hats come kill you.
35262d No.2212586
35262d No.2212588
>>2212583
Does that mean I win?
731154 No.2212589
>>2212585
can i vacuum your room in a bit?
cf0897 No.2212594
>>2212588
Hm. For now, yes.
731154 No.2212595
>>2212591
they sprayed the house for bugs today btw
731154 No.2212596
>>2212595
Sounds good, thanks. I'll get off my lazy ass and garden soon.
35262d No.2212597
>>2212593
*Good g-girl
>>2212594
Eat up then LOSER :^)
35262d No.2212599
>>2212598
How's your day been?
731154 No.2212601
>aldi chicken 1.69/lb
>publix chicken 4.99/lb
c34d50 No.2212603
Don't you just hate it when your computer kills itself and you have to fork over tons of money to build a new one?
35262d No.2212604
She looks like a dead body...
731154 No.2212606
>>2212603
>build PC
>only replace parts as they fail
>???
>actual profit
35262d No.2212607
Yeah but I'm an edgy edgelord and I like that shit.
c34d50 No.2212608
Would you fuck me if I looked dead?
>>2212606
My cpu/mobo died. Considering it is a 5 year old computer, I might as well get a current gen cpu, which entails new ram and a new cpu.
1163ed No.2212610
>>2212569
This is the ERP thread
52676a No.2212611
When is the mass jerk-offs. I wana be there for them what the fuck!
1163ed No.2212612
>>2212611
It starts in three minutes
52676a No.2212613
>>2212612
Ah. . . Im not prepared today im busy.
1163ed No.2212614
>>2212613
I'm kidding anyway
People mostly just e-fuck in private on Discord
1163ed No.2212615
"You claim to be a playa but I e-fucked your e-wife"
-2pac
35262d No.2212616
tbh I don't think anyone actually e-fucks anymore.
Maybe send nudes and flirt but... who the fuck actually anymore?
1163ed No.2212618
>>2212616
I last e-fucked someone from here like a week ago
>>2212617
But ur not gay
35262d No.2212619
>>2212618
It's not e-fucking unless you cum to it
1163ed No.2212620
>>2212619
I always cum to it
c34d50 No.2212621
>>2212618
I can be coerced with enough alcohol.
35262d No.2212623
>>2212620
How can you still get off to that shit?
It's boring.
1163ed No.2212625
>>2212623
Weed and a sufficiently high libido I guess
It's hot for me when I do it but I rarely do it these days
>>2212624
ur a cute lesbian
1163ed No.2212626
Btw that person had been trying to cyber me for like a year
c34d50 No.2212627
>>2212625
Uh...I don't know how to respond to this.
1163ed No.2212628
>>2212627
You could just say "nyaa" or something
c34d50 No.2212629
>>2212628
When have I ever acted cute like that though?
1163ed No.2212630
Paypal customer service can't talk to me until hours from now when I'm high out of my mind so it's their fault I'll be high on the phone with them I guess
>>2212629
Maybe that's why you didn't know how to respond
You need to incorporate "nyaa" into your vocabulary to make it more versatile
c34d50 No.2212631
>>2212630
....I have to admit, there is not that many times in my day to day life that I need to act cute or say 'Nyaa.' In fact it might damage my persona at work and weaken my ability to manage my team.
1163ed No.2212632
>>2212631
I bet there are other things you say during your free time that you don't say at work
c34d50 No.2212633
>>2212632
Honestly, not really.
1163ed No.2212634
>>2212633
I'm sure I'll catch you saying something that could get you fired if you said it at work if I e-stalk your posts closely enough
I've already seen u flirting with dickgirls here plenty of times but I can't think of any specific work-inappropriate things u've said
c34d50 No.2212636
>>2212634
I work with a bunch of guys that talk about how we all wish we were in high school nowadays with all the hot teachers fucking kids. We also slobber over every hot pair of legs that walks into the building. And joke about people being pedos and shit.
Admittedly I probably couldn't speak so freely to HR or the higher ups though.
1163ed No.2212637
>>2212635
Are u Kamuu
>>2212636
Yet they would shame "nyaa"
smh
575d18 No.2212638
1163ed No.2212639
c34d50 No.2212640
>>2212637
Let's just say the phrases "Man up" "Grow a set" and "Don't be a bitch" are common.
1163ed No.2212641
>>2212640
Hopefully one day u'll all be secure in your masculinity enough to come into work as catgirls
c34d50 No.2212644
>>2212641
I am totally secure in my masculinity. But I don't want to be a catgirl...
1163ed No.2212645
>>2212642
If you're here for ERP u should adopt a name and use words to e-seduce people
I support u
>>2212644
Not even once? You could learn important information about yourself from the experience
c34d50 No.2212648
>>2212645
...what kind of information?
1163ed No.2212649
>>2212647
How easy do you think I am? :3
Also we're in public
You should really apply a bit of class and finesse to your process ^^
>>2212648
Maybe you'll enjoy being a cat girl, for example
1163ed No.2212650
1163ed No.2212652
>>2212651
Why the stutter? ^^
413db6 No.2212653
>>2212652
bein cute or smth idk
what's up?
1163ed No.2212654
>>2212653
Smonking weed and listening to music while waiting for Paypal to call me
u?
c34d50 No.2212655
>>2212649
I'm not sure that is the case.....
>>2212651
Hey Maddie. How goes?
1163ed No.2212656
>>2212655
Only one way to find out
413db6 No.2212658
>>2212654
smonking weed and listening to music while eating dinner.
>>2212655
good^^
1163ed No.2212659
>>2212657
You think you're entitled to cock, don't you? ^^
>>2212658
What are you eating? ^^
1163ed No.2212660
Lloyd do u agree that California Love is an overrated song
Most if not all of 2pac's other songs are better than it imo
575d18 No.2212661
>>2212659
You're entitled to cock.
1163ed No.2212662
>>2212661
Well yeah, I'm an American
We have rights here
413db6 No.2212663
>>2212659
I just had a salad and I got some cp
1163ed No.2212664
>>2212663
People might actually think you look at child porn if u keep doing that meme
413db6 No.2212665
it's happening lads
>>2212664
but cheese pizza's so good i just add some red pepper flakes :(
I went to Cedar Point and they had these hilarious I<3CP shirts and I wanted one so badly cause it's lulzy
413db6 No.2212667
>>2212666
nobody likes powerpoint bb
413db6 No.2212669
1163ed No.2212670
>>2212667
Some people like peepee though
>>2212668
ay gurl how u
c8a4e4 No.2212671
Oh, look who it is
>>2212670
Pretty good, been a nice day
1163ed No.2212672
>>2212671
That's good
What happened today? ^^
c34d50 No.2212673
>>2212658
Only good??
>>2212656
I don't know.....I think I can safely say...
43e690 No.2212674
Who's gotten a TB test done recently and how much did it suck?
c8a4e4 No.2212675
>>2212672
Just more lab work and I splurged on whiskey
413db6 No.2212676
>>2212673
Yeah, it's good. I don't want to keep boring you guys about my brakejob lol
Back to work tomorrow. hbu?
9a17c7 No.2212677
>>2212676
I need a passenger back hub assembly. my wheel is grinding and wobbling.
c8a4e4 No.2212678
>>2212676
I think you still overestimate how much this bores people
413db6 No.2212679
>>2212677
that doesn't sound fun.
>>2212678
idk probalby..
how was the rest of lab?
most of the slow stuff done with?
c8a4e4 No.2212680
>>2212679
I enjoy hearing about it, at least.
But I guess I am a bit biased~
Most of the slow stuff is done, but I need some other people in the lab so I can get a real value on some of my standards, so I may be twiddling my thumbs for a day or two now.
413db6 No.2212681
>>2212680
real value on your standards lol
twiddle ur thumb~
9a17c7 No.2212682
>>2212679
about 120 to get it fixed. I'll have my car fixer Santos do it. Needs new back brakes too but sheesh. No can do yet.
43e690 No.2212683
okay well no one answered me but at least that means no one tried to make me freak out about it
c34d50 No.2212684
>>2212676
Your brakejob? I've been way for awhile....
>>2212683
TB tests are the fucking worst. It swells the injection site rather a lot, and enflames your veins. Feels like you are drunk and woosy.
43e690 No.2212685
>>2212684
that sounds more like if you have TB
fortunately i have a rather high tolerance for "the fucking worst" as i sprained my ankle and continued to work on it carrying things up and down stairs for another hour and a half before going home and watching it swell purple
413db6 No.2212686
>>2212682
brakes are ez^^
120s kinda rough but you kinda need ur wheel
>>2212684
Yiss! they're smexy
where you been?
c8a4e4 No.2212687
>>2212681
High, mostly
I don't think I'm the one who is gonna be twiddled~
c8a4e4 No.2212688
>>2212686
I just noticed
>The old pad assembly on the left
Damn
413db6 No.2212689
>>2212687
:O oh my you're being extra lewd tonight~
>>2212688
yeah I'm thinking they were the original stock calipers and rotors.The rotors were fused to the hub so that took up most of Monday afternoon cause I had to figure that one out. x_x
c8a4e4 No.2212690
>>2212689
Naw, I've just been holding back recently~
How did you end up managing it?
413db6 No.2212691
>>2212690
i found two long and smaller width bolts to put back through the caliper bracket holes and then hammered it out from the inside while spinning it.
haven't been holding me recently~
b1eda8 No.2212693
>>2212688
and the old caliper still ziptied to the strut.
e24ca2 No.2212694
>>2212692
This feels like something Bard would post.
413db6 No.2212695
>>2212694
changing filename to bard now thx
c34d50 No.2212696
>>2212685
Don't take this the wrong way, but that story just reminds me of this bitch of a guy that works for me who 'hurt his wrist at work but just pushed through it and kept on working'
>>2212686
They are a nice candle apple red.
My comp an hero'd
c8a4e4 No.2212697
>>2212691
Ah, that actually sounds pretty smart.
I made mistakes!
413db6 No.2212698
>>2212696
Did you try pouring water on it?
Are you phone posting or did you get it fixed or did you get a new one?
>>2212697
I'm wicked smaaaht
nahh~ you're good <3
c8a4e4 No.2212699
>>2212698
I'm not the good one here
c34d50 No.2212700
>>2212688
It's cool, those pads look like they still had plenty of life to 'em.
>>2212698
I didn't try water, but I did try unplugging and plugging it back in. Nothing.
And yeah, I broke down and built a new one. Recycled the gpu and some hard drives, but that's about it.
Also, how much did those new brakes cost ya?
c8a4e4 No.2212701
>>2212700
The rusty ones?
They are probably salvageable, but why bother?
413db6 No.2212702
>>2212699
I'm more chaotic evil unfortunately.
>>2212700
4 wheel kit was 497 and I got tools and jack and stands so I'm in it for another 160ish in tools. But tools and stuff are good to have anyway and I only really have to buy them once.
>>2212701
I might save the pads because the new ones are more high temp so they might squeal. specially during winter.
1163ed No.2212703
Elma is an innocent angel
c34d50 No.2212704
>>2212701
Well you wouldn't after replacing the entire brake assembly. Might as well get new pads, if the things don't come with new ones anywho.
Was just saying they looked fine!
>>2212702
That isn't so bad, actually. Nice. And yeah, tools are always a great investment. Even all the fucking proprietary bullshit that most dealers push nowadays.
>>2212703
Maddie is only as innocent as I am.
1163ed No.2212705
>>2212704
She brings joy into the world in her own way
c8a4e4 No.2212706
>>2212702
>unfortunately
You caaaaaan get up to chaotic neutral when you try~
Oh, interesting. Sounds like they would be good for city people visiting the mountains
>>2212704
TBH, I wouldn't know!
c34d50 No.2212707
>>2212705
I would never say otherwise!
>>2212706
I've seen pads ran so thin it is depressing. Hell I ran my rear brake pads to the metal on my bike.
413db6 No.2212708
>>2212704
From what I've been reading I'm still up money if I did all 4 like I am and doing the parking brake hardware at a shop.
>>2212706
wa~
ha~
ha~
I need to find a d&d group *sigh*
c8a4e4 No.2212709
>>2212707
That was endemic to the mountain university where I did my undergrad
d5a95b No.2212710
Everyone here is an innocent angel.
c8a4e4 No.2212711
>>2212708
I have been wanting to do D&D for many, many years and have never gotten a chance.
Should find a group together or actually get the ball rolling on that thread group that Smiles was talking about
c8a4e4 No.2212712
>>2212710
Now that's timing
d5a95b No.2212713
>>2212712
My ears were burning.
413db6 No.2212714
>>2212711
It would be interesting to schedule that out with online people, but i'd be down.
413db6 No.2212715
c8a4e4 No.2212716
>>2212713
We should make the D&D thing happen
>>2212714
Most of the groups that I have heard of end up being online groups. D&D at someone's place is nice, but easier to find enough people to get in a skype call or something
d5a95b No.2212717
>>2212716
I got exceedingly more busy lately, so I can't really be a part of it like I was going to be.
413db6 No.2212718
>>2212716
I JUST WANNA ROLL MY DICE
731154 No.2212719
Would probably be easier to roleplay with the ease of accessing music and pictures as well.
b1eda8 No.2212720
>>2212711
I tried to get people to do a online D&D thing years ago, it'd be really cool.
c8a4e4 No.2212721
>>2212717
well shucks, that's a shame
>>2212718
oooh
what kinda dice you got?
>>2212720
I know that I would need a few people who know what they're doing, for sure. Both of you are a good start
d5a95b No.2212722
>>2212721
Ask Yan to help you out.
He's pretty knowledgeable and just a cool guy when it comes down to this.
He'll probably be your best bet for building a decent group.
b1eda8 No.2212724
>>2212721
I could not be a DM, I have played very little D&D, I watched a lot of videos about the story arcs DM's have put people through though. we would need a common rule book, and the sites I was looking at back then let you build the scenario on 2d maps you could add music and dialog, and all sorts of cool stuff.
c8a4e4 No.2212725
>>2212722
Perfect, I'll make sure to hit him up. Do you know if he would DM?
>>2212723
You got me there~
>>2212724
oh, that is pretty awesome. Also a lot of work for just starting out~
1b16f7 No.2212726
>>2212724
Ive never played D&D
I wanna set up a game and be DM for frens
Its so flexible its not so scary now
If you do a campaign, your adventure writing will get better with each game!
413db6 No.2212727
d5a95b No.2212728
>>2212725
I don't know if he would DM, but he'll definitely help whoever would DM with some of the responsibilities.
Like guiding character construction.
Also you should probably just do 5th Edition since it's simpler to play and get a basic understanding of.
Run a module also so that you don't need to worry about making a fun story and scenario. It'll give a 1st time DM some help in being able to actually DM also. Tons of free decent stories to play through already out there.
1b16f7 No.2212729
>>2212727
I watched the show a couple days ago and love it
b1eda8 No.2212730
>>2212725
well if we had a good DM and charactersheets, and a common rule set, we could play with just that.
>>2212726
I don't know the rule books well enough yet, or as much of the lore as I would like, I'm sure I could eventually do something, but I'm not ready yet.
a lovecraftian campaign may be pretty good though. I got tons of references for that.
156767 No.2212731
>>2212729
watch chowder too
413db6 No.2212732
1b16f7 No.2212733
>>2212730
There is no lore!
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/basicrules
http://media.wizards.com/2016/downloads/DND/PlayerBasicRulesV03.pdf
http://media.wizards.com/2016/downloads/DND/DMBasicRulesV05.pdf
I've been reading through these for a while now.
My friends are all good to get items, but I have an inkling they dont have the motivation to do this part hehehe
>>2212731
No I cook the chowder
>>2212732
Yeah pretty much binged it for a while haha
Flapjack #1, but I liek bubbie tho
c8a4e4 No.2212734
>>2212728
I'll read up on it this week and probably try and get people together over the long weekend, then
>>2212730
I'll probably go with what Smiles just said to start
413db6 No.2212735
c8a4e4 No.2212736
I bet flapjack would be good with smonk
413db6 No.2212740
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2212736
especially that episode when it goes all black bg with red lines x_x
WESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
c8a4e4 No.2212742
>>2212740
I need to get my buddy to make me some more rice crispies
b1eda8 No.2212743
>>2212733
oh, these could be useful.
>>2212734
yeah, if we start with those, we could make it work, so who all wants to do it?
1b16f7 No.2212745
>>2212743
The concept behind the games rules and content is actually quite warming.
The idea is to have the game as accessible as possible.
So you can actually get by with just the basic rules!
I think I might grab a monster manual though.
5297f0 No.2212747
>person aspiring to work at NASA shit talks Homer Hickam
EHEHEHEHE, the world is kind sometimes.
c8a4e4 No.2212748
>>2212744
I want it!
>>2212743
We have 3 people so far, probably
413db6 No.2212750
c8a4e4 No.2212751
I was planning on DM'ing if I couldn't find someone who wanted it
>>2212747
Are you from the other thread?
5297f0 No.2212752
>>2212751
Do you suck dicks?
156767 No.2212753
>>2212749
tara strong voices truffles.
1b16f7 No.2212754
>>2212751
I never thought I would find people down for it.
43e690 No.2212755
>>2212696
And you sound like some queer that's afraid of a shot. What's your point.
c8a4e4 No.2212756
>>2212752
The furry got the internship back, apparently
>>2212754
It?
1b16f7 No.2212758
5297f0 No.2212759
>>2212756
Or otherwise hasn't been rightfully shitcanned- Wants to work for NASA but never heard of Homer Hickam; next you'll tell me they don't know who Chuck Yeager is.
156767 No.2212760
b1eda8 No.2212761
>>2212745
or just read some Cthulhu type shit like necronomicon and work from that.
>>2212748
I'm down if I got the free time, and I should be able to work it into a schedule.
e7622f No.2212762
evening guys
I took a nice long hot shower and broke out the fancy conditioner hehe
how are you tonight
5297f0 No.2212763
>>2212760
Christ I fucking hate young people.
c8a4e4 No.2212764
>>2212758
So you make 4?
Timezone may be hard, tho
>>2212759
I didn't actually know the name before I looked it up and I did work for NASA
>>2212761
Perfect
Will probably be weekends, at least
>>2212757
lol
156767 No.2212766
>>2212763
After reading Hoover's autobiography I can only dream to do even a tenth of what that legend did.
e7622f No.2212767
evening guys
I took a nice long hot shower and broke out the fancy conditioner hehe
how are you tonight
413db6 No.2212769
what kind of conditioner?
5297f0 No.2212770
>>2212766
If you enjoy that type of old bad mother fucker you should acquire Smokey Yunick's autobiography, the guy's war history alone would be legendary, to say nothing of his automotive accomplishments.
c8a4e4 No.2212771
>>2212765
I care more about building 21 than anything else
e7622f No.2212772
>>2212769
Miracle 7 keratin haiw conditionew
it's in a cute pink bottle and my hair is so silky
>>2212768
what for?
731154 No.2212773
>>2212772
Work.
That, or November.
5297f0 No.2212774
>>2212771
Is that one of your zoomer gay startup faggotry where everyone thinks they're changing the world but all they are is a money blackhole?
c8a4e4 No.2212775
>>2212774
The ones that do the science to make exploration possible, yes
b458dd No.2212776
Did somebody just unironically use the word zoomer?
What is existance anymore man
156767 No.2212777
>>2212770
I'll keep that in mind. I'm more of a plane guy but cars are cool too.
5297f0 No.2212778
>>2212777
Smokey was a plane guy, he flew B17s in every theater of WWII, did test flights for the Army air corps and did shit for the OSS and their covert faggotry.
5297f0 No.2212779
>>2212775
Space exploration?
5297f0 No.2212781
>somebody
Watch that tone, faggot- I'll have you know I'm kind of a big deal on the internet.
e7622f No.2212782
you guys ever try that fancy alcoholic water shit
it tates like asshole lol
731154 No.2212783
>>2212780
My next real day off.
c8a4e4 No.2212784
>>2212779
What other kinds of exploration would you specifically go to NASA for?
*Building 21 in JSC
413db6 No.2212785
>>2212772
ooh nice. I run the blue bottles of garnier for conditioner. It's like the moisture lock one^^
e7622f No.2212786
>>2212783
fuckin hell man that's not a job that's slavery
413db6 No.2212787
assholes don't taste super bad
5297f0 No.2212788
>>2212784
Space exploration is gay.
e7622f No.2212789
>>2212785
I might try it if I ever see it
I dont use conditioner that much but i like it alot because I feel super cute when i have it in
c8a4e4 No.2212790
>>2212788
Then why would you care if people knew about old politicians who didn't even go to space?
731154 No.2212792
>>2212786
Don't know the law regarding consecutive work days. But I'm pretty much on call every day and babysitting until then.
413db6 No.2212793
>>2212789
ooh, you'll love the fruity scent then lol wew
5297f0 No.2212794
>>2212790
>Homer Hickam
>politician
More aptly /I/ think space exploration is gay- If you want to be involved in something acknowledging the people who literally built the framework for what you want to involve yourself in should presuppose doing so.
156767 No.2212796
>>2212778
Ah. Didn't know that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuuDWd8SL7A
The author of the book "Guts 'n Gunships" (callsign Pigpen in the video), wrote this on a reddit thread.
"It was incredible. That day, I got hit with 2 RPGs in the rocket pods, hanging them up in flames and the jettison systems were shot out and so were the miniguns. The back crewchief and gunner had to get out of the aircraft on the skids at more than 120 knots( I had to gain airspeed to keep the flames the licking at the rocket warheads and blow them back toward the fuel cell--it was a judgment call) and the crew kicked them off before we blew up. In the meantime an enemy round activated a red smoke grenade and threw it into an M60 ammo box and we went IFR(blind) in the cockpit and the hot grenade started cooking rounds off to keep us from getting bored. Another couple of dozen AK rounds made a transient visit through the aircraft and some other explosive round came through the cockpit floor and made it's exit out the door. After painting a bullseye on my helmet, I was too busy hanging my head out the other door so I could see where in the Hell I was going because of the smoke grenade. When I finally could see, I saw we were headed for a ridge line so I flared and we cleared it with the belly of the aircraft brushing the trees. Then we had an electrical fire in the cockpit we had to deal with. SO, yeah, archaway, although I was OK in the air, when I got back to base on terra firma, it was as if I had Parkinson's. I could hardly hold a beer w/o spilling it!"
b1eda8 No.2212797
>>2212764
afternoons? I'll try to get them to schedule me for mornings on weekends.
>>2212770
is that a 16 roter v block?
b458dd No.2212798
>>2212781
shit, I wish I could be as cool and important
1163ed No.2212800
5297f0 No.2212805
>>2212796
>SO, yeah, archaway, although I was OK in the air, when I got back to base on terra firma, it was as if I had Parkinson's. I could hardly hold a beer w/o spilling it!"
Smokey tells stories in that same kind of flippant way; funny as hell- There's a chapter in his autobiography where he recalls landing a B17 after his appendix burst in the air and he passes out once it's on the ground, wakes up in the infirmary and he said something to the effect of "I had definitely thought I died and went to hell there for a minute because when I was lucid I had been absolutely certain hell looked a lot like the army."
"The World According to Smokey"
Iffin' you ever wanna look it up.