b59d28 No.2187705
a508ee No.2187707
>32 chapter comic about a 31 year old office worker that wakes up next to her junior college one morning after a night of drinking
e2eb92 No.2187708
if i grow up i wanna be a cute anime girl
b59d28 No.2187709
a508ee No.2187710
>>2187709
You should read this, it's kinda cute so far.
b59d28 No.2187711
>>2187710
what's it called?
a508ee No.2187713
66686f No.2187714
life is becoming more retarded than previously imagined.
c2fba5 No.2187715
>>2187714
No that's just you.
6026e5 No.2187717
Hi I'm going to bed soon but I just wanted to pop in here and remind you all that you are all people.
b5df64 No.2187718
a508ee No.2187719
>>2187717
I hope you die in your sleep tbh.
6026e5 No.2187720
>>2187709
blue hair is objectively best hair, this is correct
find me one example of blue hair not being the best character
6026e5 No.2187721
>>2187719
wow wtf what did I do to deserve this
b59d28 No.2187723
>>2187720
Any show where there's a redhead
6026e5 No.2187724
>>2187723
water beats fire
a508ee No.2187725
>>2187721
Nothin'. I mean I think that's pretty nice, isn't it? Goin' in your sleep ain't bad, you'd never know, no pain. Nice and easy.
It's not like I told you to stand in front of a train or something.
6026e5 No.2187726
>>2187725
I, on the other hand, hope I never die
e2eb92 No.2187727
a508ee No.2187728
>>2187720
>>2187726
N E V E R
He wants to live forever...
b59d28 No.2187729
>>2187724
yeah but blue never beats red
6026e5 No.2187730
>>2187727
Yeah, fuck u, you car-otherkin
>>2187728
having never seen it: nah dino-bitch a thot
6026e5 No.2187731
>>2187729
except in literally every show containing both
exclude like eva but that's more cyan fuk u
92bce4 No.2187732
>>2187717
holy fuck i'm a people what the hell
a508ee No.2187733
>>2187730
Well now hold on, if she breaths she a thot, that's just the nature of uh- nature.
But Dino is a best, regardless.
>>2187732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Z33IWrKSI
e2eb92 No.2187734
>>2187730
:sob:
i hope your head gasket leaks
b5df64 No.2187735
>>2187732
>tfw you're a people
b59d28 No.2187736
>>2187731
oh my god, you poor, poor plebeian
6026e5 No.2187737
>>2187736
redheads are always dumb meme characters
and I don't even like eva but that waifu war autism is so everpresent I needed to head it off first
b59d28 No.2187739
>>2187737
I've never watched eva I just know Asuka is best girl
6026e5 No.2187740
>>2187739
asuka and rei are both shit
a508ee No.2187741
b59d28 No.2187742
>>2187740
any show about mechas is shit so i don't really care either way
6026e5 No.2187743
>>2187742
waow
how rude
>>2187741
nibba he gay
a508ee No.2187744
66686f No.2187745
hey, anyone wana come to the rape-woods to rape me tonight?
b5df64 No.2187746
Squiddy is the gayest one here by far
b59d28 No.2187747
a508ee No.2187748
Nah, Hu's here now, Squiddy's beat out.
6026e5 No.2187749
Hu isn't gay because she's a girl
b5df64 No.2187751
And that's exactly why Squiddy is the gayest, since he thinks manly people such as myself, are girls
6026e5 No.2187753
>manly
Even before the HRT that'd be laughable
6026e5 No.2187755
It's okay Hu, you can come out about it, nobody will judge you~
b5df64 No.2187757
6026e5 No.2187758
>>2187756
gotta grow tiddies or she won't feel like a real woman
a508ee No.2187759
>>2187758
What about "flat is justice"?
9a639d No.2187760
6026e5 No.2187761
>>2187759
I never said *I* wanted tiddies on her.
a508ee No.2187766
b5df64 No.2187767
92bce4 No.2187768
a508ee No.2187770
She needs pants under that skirt. Slut.
b5df64 No.2187772
>looking at people's crotches
what a slutbag
a508ee No.2187773
"You need to pull your pants up."
"WHY U LOOKIN' HUH?"
ef0e92 No.2187774
Nyaawn~
Morning, threaders <3
b59d28 No.2187775
>>2187774
waguan peng one?
ef0e92 No.2187776
>>2187775
Is that Esperanto or something?
ef0e92 No.2187778
>>2187777
ooooh.
I was close lol
You workan?
b59d28 No.2187779
>>2187778
no
I kinda wish I was tho
i am super bored right meow.
nobody around here smokes or drinks anything ;~;
How are you doin?
ef0e92 No.2187780
>>2187779
I just woke up a little bit ago. That guy from work hit me up and it sounded like he wanted me to take a nap with him, but I was under the impression that was a one time thing so idk what that's all about x_x
Smoke and drink alone? Or maybe do something productive? idk
b59d28 No.2187781
the touchscreen on my laptop isn't working right
b59d28 No.2187782
>>2187780
gonna go do lewd things with him?
I have nothing to smoke or drink myself. They were gonna front me some at work but everyone kept forgetting to bring it so now I gotta wait til monday
being broke is so annoying
ef0e92 No.2187783
>>2187782
<I was under the impression that was a one time thing so idk what that's all about x_x
No.
Stop being broke then lol
b59d28 No.2187784
>>2187783
payday is next week so that's all I am looking forward to
ef0e92 No.2187785
>>2187784
Protip: Don't get it stolen this time.
Save some of it too.
b59d28 No.2187786
>>2187785
saving will be super easy now since I have no bills and stupid shit to pay for every time I get money
Those dumbasses probably lost all that shit in a dice game right away. I still can't wait to catch them outside.
ef0e92 No.2187787
>>2187786
How u haev no billz?
b59d28 No.2187788
>>2187787
parent's house
Annoying, but it will do til I am back on my feets.
ef0e92 No.2187789
a508ee No.2187792
>>2187790
Okaeri, Kemosabe.
ef0e92 No.2187794
So they shorted me 66% of my pills and I was really nervous about calling a pharmacy for a my word vs their word situation but they're fixing it right away. wew
382d1a No.2187795
>>2187792
yeah hi cunt
you're lucky I don't have an alternative name for you yet
a508ee No.2187796
>>2187795
Given enough time I'm sure you'll come up with something.
Besides, if Audy ever does show up, I can't call you both that.
...you know, assuming I do ever see you both in the same room at the same time that is.
382d1a No.2187800
>>2187796
the only nicknames I've ever devised are just shortened versions of that person's name and there's not a great deal I can do with yours
spec more like spic haha
a508ee No.2187801
>>2187800
How original.
You're a linguistic comedic genius.
I've never seen anyone come up with such a high quality pun of a nickname before, Loafer.
66686f No.2187802
jus realized.. why isnt my name ou bo ewa yet
382d1a No.2187804
>>2187801
yeah well at least I'm not a cunt
a508ee No.2187805
>>2187804
Don't be mad Loaf.
b5df64 No.2187806
66686f No.2187807
I think im gona learn japanese. im not completely sold on the whole russian thing.
38f7a2 No.2187808
382d1a No.2187809
>>2187805
I'm not mad
I mean maybe just a little bit but I'm always like this so technically it's not the same
>>2187806
do not butcher me please
92bce4 No.2187811
382d1a No.2187812
>>2187810
what does it mean to 'meat' me then
what is that actually supposed to mean
a508ee No.2187814
>>2187812
He's gonna put his summer sausage between your buns, kid.
b5df64 No.2187815
ef0e92 No.2187816
492054 No.2187817
ef0e92 No.2187818
>>2187817
Hihi Loco. What's up?
492054 No.2187819
>>2187818
just got home. i bought some clothes. i'll take a pic in a sec.
'Sup with you?
ef0e92 No.2187820
>>2187819
Went out to fix my prescription which went without a hitch which was overall a better experience than I expected. Got some mcnuggies. Prolly gonna smonk in a sec so I can enjoy my McShit food lol
Like a whole haul or an outfit? I'm excited to see.
382d1a No.2187821
>>2187814
oh dear that doesn't sound pleasant
I hope I don't get meated
a508ee No.2187822
>>2187821
Yeah. Then we'd have to call you MeatLoaf.
91cf94 No.2187824
I'm awake and shit. Give me attention.
ef0e92 No.2187825
91cf94 No.2187826
>>2187825
Yuck. Girl hearts.
92bce4 No.2187827
ef0e92 No.2187828
>>2187826
Attention is attention?
:(
91cf94 No.2187829
>>2187827
*Pat*
>>2187828
Girls have cooties though.
492054 No.2187832
>>2187820
there's actually not a lot to see. The main thing i was excited for was this jacket https://i.imgur.com/rzXrbFr.jpg , but it's actually pretty gaudy and i don't think i can match it with anything without feeling like a retard. i'll get a proper denim jacket next time i'm out.
how are the nuggies.
c21b33 No.2187833
kinda want to break someone's jaw and then sleep
91cf94 No.2187834
>>2187830
Help me rape Loco.
ef0e92 No.2187835
>>2187832
That jacket reminds me kind of coraline for some reason. I like the style^^
They're okay. I'm full now :(
>>2187834
I'm not stronk enough.
492054 No.2187837
>>2187835
The lining and all inside is really rough and the cuts are patchy. no labels. looks like it was someone's art project or they fucked with it DIY. it's kind of nice.
>>2187833
break my jaw with your cock.
91cf94 No.2187838
>>2187835
He's pretty scrawny. We can take him.
492054 No.2187839
Yeah I mean pretty much anyone could rape me if they tried.
they never do though, unfortunately.
e2eb92 No.2187840
any smart c++ bois here help
91cf94 No.2187841
To be fair it isn't rape if you ask them to.
38f7a2 No.2187842
>>2187811
naff all, just chilling
had work today, then died as i attempted to haul my ass up a long ass fucking hill
you?
>>2187816
herro wellams
38f7a2 No.2187844
also, sorry, shepards pie required eating
91cf94 No.2187845
492054 No.2187846
oh no
~please don't rape me
ef0e92 No.2187847
>>2187837
Certainly unique to say the least. Good buy.
>>2187838
I don't wanna be the raper tho.
>>2187842
>>2187844
Fair enough. I love shepaerds pie
92bce4 No.2187848
>>2187842
hiking? sounds nice other than the dying part
almost finished moving in with Tracer
set up my desk and PC yesterday
been doing school and I would be working too but these fucks won't give me shifts so I'm maybe getting a new job
492054 No.2187849
>>2187843
i mean i'd let you fist my mouth too if you wanted to
38f7a2 No.2187850
>>2187847
how are ya welms?
>>2187848
cycling. one of those hills was a fucking 14% incline, which doesnt sound like much but by god it is. thankfully it was short. had to walk half way back tho, too fucked to do it in full.
anything in mind?
c21b33 No.2187851
>>2187849
thats disgusting but my friends are being retards so im sticking with you
92bce4 No.2187852
>>2187850
something sitting hopefully cuz im a cripple
ef0e92 No.2187853
>>2187850
I'm alright. Waiting to go to work with some youtubes
38f7a2 No.2187854
>>2187852
oof
how come?
>>2187853
rip wellams
ef0e92 No.2187856
492054 No.2187857
>>2187851
i can beat up your friends if you want
38f7a2 No.2187858
>>2187855
oof
is it just a once in a while chill the fuck out kind of thing, or is it more or less constant?
>>2187856
how longs your shift?
c21b33 No.2187860
>>2187857
ones a bodybuilder and another is a psycho so i doubt it
im just gonna get wasted and watch hyouka i guess
92bce4 No.2187861
>>2187858
anytime i put pressure on joints, including standing for more than 30mins or so, there is pain
and then sometimes there's flare ups where it just starts hurting even if I'm sitting
but my skin is showing slight improvement from my biologics
hopefully joints will be next
38f7a2 No.2187862
>>2187861
shit, i remember you telling me about the skin issue. at least theres improvement tho.
i take it this fucks your ability to into exercise.
ef0e92 No.2187863
>>2187858
5-12+
closin dat bish downnn
492054 No.2187864
>>2187860
oh hot, maybe the bodybuilder will beat me up
yum
I've been watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes. you might like that since you're a history nerd.
91cf94 No.2187865
Why did you leave the CN logo?
It's so easy to remove there.
b59d28 No.2187869
492054 No.2187870
Marry me so I can be lazy and cute all day
91cf94 No.2187871
Bitch if you and I get together your ass is going to be working.
006f52 No.2187872
>>2187869
Don't marry me, but I'll be lazy and cute all day anyways
492054 No.2187873
>>2187871
I think if I do get a sugar daddy/mommy who buys me nice things i'd be super super strict about my appearance
like do squats every day and only eat vegetables so daddy has a cute butt to slide into at the end of the day
91cf94 No.2187874
>>2187873
If I sugar daddied for someone I'd just want them to like me. Not because I buy them shit. I'd buy them stuff 'cause I like them and they like me. I wouldn't care how they look.
b59d28 No.2187875
>>2187872
I dun wanna marry you anyways
92bce4 No.2187876
>>2187862
yep
can't at all other than mild cycling
ef0e92 No.2187877
If someone ever wanted to be in a relationship I'd probably pay for everything tbh
50d561 No.2187878
>>2187877
What a coincidence, I'm looking for both a relationship and someone to buy me things
91cf94 No.2187879
So I'm totally single right now :3
91cf94 No.2187880
>>2187878
Fuck off you harlot.
The easy life is mine.
91cf94 No.2187881
91cf94 No.2187882
006f52 No.2187883
>>2187875
You can still buy me shit
492054 No.2187885
>>2187874
I'd have to love them to and have them love me back. But there's also something really hot in playing the game where they buy me things and have power over me.
91cf94 No.2187887
>>2187885
Yeah, as a sub I don't think I could hold power over someone in that regard.
ef0e92 No.2187888
>>2187878
I mean irl
I need physical affection.
ef0e92 No.2187889
>>2187885
<But there's also something really hot in playing the game where they buy me things and have power over me.
Yes.
b59d28 No.2187890
>>2187886
what's wrong with it
811b83 No.2187891
a508ee No.2187892
>>2187890
Their sites are generally really shitty, really slow, missing content, and kissanime banned me for using an ad-blocker so I can't even open the site anymore lmao.
50d561 No.2187894
>>2187888
I'll hire someone to do that part
006f52 No.2187895
>>2187884
Sure, how many volumes will you ship?
b5df64 No.2187896
a508ee No.2187898
>>2187893
fuck outa here it's 12:55
b59d28 No.2187899
>>2187892
they work well enough for me
>>2187895
I'm certain the first volume isn't even finished yet
59916e No.2187900
>>2187898
actually it's 15:00
a508ee No.2187901
>>2187900
Actually it's 12:57
59916e No.2187903
>>2187901
you need to fix your clock..........it's running slow......
ef0e92 No.2187904
>>2187894
This seems like a bad dynamic for cost effectiveness.
>>2187902
It wasn't an offer, calm your tits.
006f52 No.2187905
>>2187899
Then how will you buy me it?
50d561 No.2187906
>>2187904
Good thing I don't have to worry about cost when you're paying for everything :3
b59d28 No.2187909
>>2187905
wait til it comes out dummy
ef0e92 No.2187910
>>2187906
okay but then why wouldn't I just pay someone else at this rate was my point.
>pay you to pay someone to cuddle me
>pay someone to cuddle me
cut out the middle man.
006f52 No.2187912
>>2187909
Buy me something that's already out
ef0e92 No.2187913
59916e No.2187914
>>2187913
i dont have anything to talk abotu it was a reference
ef0e92 No.2187915
>>2187914
OOOH
woosh'd over my head lol
59916e No.2187916
>>2187915
hehe y-yeah it didnt have good presentation or anything
Hoppe you're having a fun day today elmar
ef0e92 No.2187917
>>2187916
it was an errand day before work. gotta start getting ready soon :(
ef0e92 No.2187918
Hope you're doing well too tho Bardo <3
59916e No.2187919
@ californians
make sure to stock up on plastic straws before the government comes and takes them away
b59d28 No.2187920
>>2187912
Hmm what do you want?
b59d28 No.2187921
>>2187914
one of my favorite movies
ef0e92 No.2187923
I was thinking more like this, but okay.
59916e No.2187924
>>2187921
My best friend talked about it alot and made me watch it with him one day and I was totally not ready
I cried ;~ :
59916e No.2187925
>>2187923
This is an area I happen to be knowledgable in
ef0e92 No.2187927
b59d28 No.2187928
>>2187924
yeh sucks he got snitched on and set up
b59d28 No.2187929
>>2187926
never heard of it
006f52 No.2187930
>>2187929
You might have watched it a few seasons ago.
b59d28 No.2187931
>>2187930
no I don't watch that much anime
006f52 No.2187932
>>2187931
Oh, it was comfy.
b59d28 No.2187934
>>2187932
looks kinda boring
66686f No.2187936
>>2187919
What do californians do all day?
006f52 No.2187937
>>2187934
Well you can say that about any SoL / iyashikei anime
3114f2 No.2187938
Girls Last Tour is trash though
59916e No.2187939
>>2187936
fuck I dont know, shoot heroin and publicly defecate all day?
006f52 No.2187940
>>2187938
Wanna say that to my face motherfucker?
506b6e No.2187941
i mean, most of the "shit"posters were from california
66686f No.2187942
>>2187939
What if they organize public orgies at noon, and defecate at midnight.
3114f2 No.2187943
>>2187940
I'll whisper it in your ear
b59d28 No.2187944
>>2187937
SOL are trash and usually just "pick your waifu" type animus
I'm getting sick of them
006f52 No.2187945
>>2187943
You can't even reach my ears, fam.
>>2187944
>"pick your waifu" type animus
Isn't that any shounen / isekai anime?
66686f No.2187946
wat is that big cluster in like georgia. is that where everyone at
b59d28 No.2187947
>>2187945
it's been every anime since 2012
e76caf No.2187948
>>2187946
Atlanta?
Atlanta is pretty damn big
006f52 No.2187949
>>2187947
I mean, isekai anime has been like that since 2012, yeah.
But isekai isn't slice of life.
66686f No.2187952
>>2187948
..Looks like there aint a single soul in the dakotas... Poor north dakota.
006f52 No.2187953
>>2187951
Parallel universe / another world
KonoSuba
Re:Zero
NGNL
Log Horizon
Overlord
How Not to Summon a Demon Lord
In Another World With My Smartphone
Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody
etc etc
e76caf No.2187954
>>2187952
New Mexico is pretty wimpy, too
b59d28 No.2187955
>>2187953
I think the only one of those I have seen is re:zero
i never finished it
006f52 No.2187956
>>2187955
Oh wow, I assumed that most people had at least seen the first 5.
37074e No.2187959
Wow Neko.
Even I have seen like 4.
382d1a No.2187961
did that sweat fetish anime start yet
006f52 No.2187962
>>2187957
Episode 2 was unfortunately its peak.
Harukana Receive is better plot and PLOT
006f52 No.2187963
>>2187961
Yeah episode 5 comes out tomorrow
382d1a No.2187964
>>2187963
ep 5 holy mackerel how many episodes have they been putting out a week
382d1a No.2187966
>>2187965
hold on when did they begin
my perception of time isn't the greatest you see
006f52 No.2187967
>>2187966
July 1st (July 2nd anime time)?
37074e No.2187969
>>2187960
4 of those titles.
KonoSuba, Re:Zero, NGNL and Overlord sort of kind of. That ended up being dropped.
382d1a No.2187970
>>2187967
damn I should really catch up
seasonal anime is all so tiresome why can't I just live in groundhog day
006f52 No.2187971
>>2187970
They've already adapted the two best scenes so it's all down hill from here.
b59d28 No.2187972
>>2187969
well I am not a weeb so I don't spend all my time watching anime
382d1a No.2187973
>>2187971
oh dear
going downhill before I've begun watching it, that's bad for sure
006f52 No.2187974
>>2187973
Hanesaki is still adorable at least.
37074e No.2187975
>>2187972
But Konosuba is unironically fun.
e76caf No.2187976
Summoning demon lords is best of the season
b59d28 No.2187977
>>2187975
what's it about?
382d1a No.2187978
>>2187974
what do you mean 'still'
I just told you I haven't started it I don't know any of the characters
006f52 No.2187979
>>2187978
I mean, just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean that none of the characters exist yet.
382d1a No.2187980
>>2187979
no that's quite right they don't exist
until I am presented with something that shows they exist, they do not
38f7a2 No.2187981
>>2187863
not too bad of a shift then, nice
>>2187876
poor nezi. are you at least good with mild cycling for a prolonged period of time.
37074e No.2187982
>>2187977
A dummy neet in an rpg world hanging out with a nympho bimbo, autistic loli and an even dumber useless egoist with adorable crying face.
b59d28 No.2187983
>>2187982
sounds like so many other animu
e76caf No.2187984
>>2187983
Konosuba is the megumin anime
b59d28 No.2187985
006f52 No.2187987
>>2187980
I guess you don't exist then
382d1a No.2187988
>>2187987
correct
I exist to you and other /animus/ posters as I have shown myself here, but to other such groups that I've made no contact with, I effectively do not exist
37074e No.2187989
>>2187983
It is.
It's dum and it's not special.
But it cracked me up more than once or twice.
It passes pretty well as a comedy.
b59d28 No.2187990
>>2187989
jahy sama anime when
006f52 No.2187991
>>2187988
No no, you don't even exist to me.
It's likely that you're a simulation or a same fag or another poster.
006f52 No.2187992
>>2187990
Probably needs more chapters for that
b59d28 No.2187993
>>2187992
It's got half as many as this one
006f52 No.2187994
>>2187993
Yeah, and most adaptions adapt around 20-24 chapters in a season.
b59d28 No.2187995
>>2187994
Doesn't help that chapters seem to come out every month instead of weekly
b59d28 No.2187998
>>2187997
You only like shitty loli animu and sols tho
006f52 No.2187999
>>2187998
>shitty loli animu and sols tho
Isn't Jahy-sama one of those?
Happy Sugar Life too :^)
811b83 No.2188000
b59d28 No.2188001
>>2187999
Amusing stuff actually happens in what I watch/read
006f52 No.2188002
>>2188001
Surely you're talking about other things :^)
b59d28 No.2188003
>>2188002
what other things?
006f52 No.2188004
>>2188003
Series that aren't Jahy-sama or Happy Sugar Life
b59d28 No.2188005
>>2188004
Everything else is trash
006f52 No.2188006
>>2188005
>Jahy-sama
Waah, I got sick and this mahou shoujo is bullying me reee
>Happy Sugar Life
Waah, some psychopath stole the little girl I kidnapped reeeee
382d1a No.2188007
>>2187991
yeah I get that a lot
the fact that I get compared to other people so often probably means at least something
b59d28 No.2188008
>>2188006
why do you have such shit taste?
006f52 No.2188009
>>2188007
I bet you're actually Soto.
>>2188008
>Amusing stuff actually happens in what I watch/read
Why are you so delusional? :^)
b59d28 No.2188010
niggas know the drill, nigga, don't get drilled
006f52 No.2188012
>>2188011
Oh, it's a self-insertion thing. I get it.
382d1a No.2188013
>>2188009
absolutely not, the fact you have the audacity to make such a statement is 'well out of order' (observe this usage of British slang, which soto would not use, because he is not British)
b59d28 No.2188014
>>2188012
what do you mean?
006f52 No.2188015
>>2188013
>well out of order
How is that British slang?
>>2188014
You want someone to kidnap and baby you.
b59d28 No.2188017
>>2188015
I probably wouldn't object to that
382d1a No.2188018
>>2188015
well I've never heard anyone use it in such a context other than chavvies from around here
though given the way they speak perhaps writing it as "well ou' a or'ar" would be a little more accurate
b59d28 No.2188021
>>2188019
she looks like a girl in hsl
382d1a No.2188022
>>2188020
don't be chatting shit about wales blud I'll glass ya
382d1a No.2188023
wales is a beautiful country and will be a superpower by 2020 and we will fuck you up
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