1c404d No.2179435
Florida man stories are always effortless journalism
Sometimes funny though
bbc0c1 No.2179436
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I got a half an hour to post the greatest shit ever.
e96620 No.2179438
>over 600 videos
>drugged and raped a little boy
what the fuck
677a87 No.2179439
reminds me that I need lube
:(
bbc0c1 No.2179440
His fucking website was called StraightBoyz, that is some funny shit.
e96620 No.2179441
that dude's gonna get shanked in prison
prisoners don't like pedos
e96620 No.2179442
677a87 No.2179443
>>2179442
I'm not that much of a size-queen jeez x_x
bbc0c1 No.2179444
I'm going to bed. Thanks for sharing this night with me.
b96451 No.2179445
Pretty sure it's either Desu or that Liliana guy.
e96620 No.2179446
>>2179443
i'm not either
you can get small BD toys...
677a87 No.2179447
>>2179446
I already have toys I don't play with tho lol
69124e No.2179448
677a87 No.2179449
69124e No.2179450
well of course you know, pervert!
677a87 No.2179452
1c404d No.2179454
>>2179451
I wonder if he'd still do it now that Hawking's dead
c54751 No.2179455
RIP Sinni :(
>>2179454
Probably
c54751 No.2179457
This guy hasn't posted in a while either
677a87 No.2179458
LMAO
nice one. saved.
>>2179456
gross~
69124e No.2179460
e96620 No.2179462
>>2179458
gross?
how about this
c54751 No.2179463
>>2179460
It's some furry from /fringe/
677a87 No.2179464
e7618a No.2179465
>>2179462
Well that's a.. unique skill?
c54751 No.2179467
Should I click the Nezi webm or is it really icky
e96620 No.2179468
>>2179465
I have become interested in this lately
also no pressure but when should i remind/check in with you about the hotel thing
e96620 No.2179469
>>2179467
it's a trap taking "go fuck yourself" literally
e7618a No.2179470
>>2179468
2 weeks from now, that's my next paycheck that's not going to rent
c54751 No.2179471
Elma did u ever end up feasting on Fish's pepperonis?
b96451 No.2179472
>>2179467
It's what happens when people stop fearing divine retribution.
f88b57 No.2179473
>>2179468
...his dick is upside down
e96620 No.2179475
>>2179470
sounds good
i want to learn how to make omurice katsu curry now
that was one of the best dishes I've ever had...
how's the miss doing
e96620 No.2179476
>>2179473
I have much more but I will spare you all for now
e7618a No.2179477
>>2179475
I imagine it can't be that hard tbh.
She's doing fine, she got a new job recently which she's liking a whole lot more. Her last job was really stressing her out apparently.
f88b57 No.2179478
>>2179475
I dont remember how that was constructed
was it an omelette with curry and katsu next to it?
>>2179476
but it is literally upside down
you should be seeing the top of the dick, not the bottom
just think aboot it
677a87 No.2179479
>>2179471
another case of the mgd's
e96620 No.2179480
>>2179477
excellent, I am glad to hear this.
>>2179478
rice was wrapped in egg/omelette
curry next to it
katsu chicken on top of omurice
c54751 No.2179481
Oh good I still have the Valentine's Day cards
>>2179469
Do u wish you had a big enough cocc to take it literally?
>>2179472
Aren't u an atheist
So you do that?
>>2179479
That's understandable
f88b57 No.2179482
>>2179480
mmmm
I'm going to make curry tonight
we'll see how it comes out
e96620 No.2179483
>>2179478
the thing is that you can't just go "straight back" because the balls are in the way, you have to rotate it halfway around to move the balls out of the way
there's instructions that someone posted in a thread but it's on my flash drive and I'm too lazy to find it in my boxes since i just moved
but yes you would be correct, you would see the other side of the dick head if you went straight back
baf914 No.2179484
>>2179481
Too much unappreciated effort went into these cards.
e96620 No.2179485
>>2179481
I'd never try it just because the payoff doesn't seem worth it
it's a hot fetish for me but I'd rather not end up in the hospital, it seems dangerous
e96620 No.2179487
>>2179482
i found a pic on Curry House's website actually
ugh jelly
would love to try your curry :3
c54751 No.2179488
>>2179484
Graphic design is my passion
>>2179485
Yeah unless the cock is really huge and not fully erect I guess?
But yeah I didn't click ur webm because that sounds like a bit too much cock gymnastics
>>2179486
Smiles made you convert?
e96620 No.2179490
>>2179488
supposedly you don't have to be -that- big but it's a lot of practice with not getting fully erect and yeah seems dumb to me
I'd rather just fap or use a toy if I'm in the mood
93cca0 No.2179492
93cca0 No.2179496
69124e No.2179497
>>2179493
how ya doin kissy
e96620 No.2179498
93cca0 No.2179499
>>2179498
owo sniffs ur bulge wats this
e96620 No.2179500
>>2179499
jesus christ i laughed
i'm such a slut for memes
c36401 No.2179501
>>2179495
>>2179496
Glad we're on the same page
>>2179497
Just took a quiz and did well on it. It just opened today, I haven't taken a quiz the day it opened up in a long time.
I'm so productive.
93cca0 No.2179502
>>2179501
I wouldnt romance fish but id rail it and not call it later
>>2179500
t poses u
69124e No.2179503
>>2179501
I have not taken one since school
what's the quiz?
93cca0 No.2179504
>>2179503
what the office character are you
b96451 No.2179505
>>2179488
They're an atheist.
9652e0 No.2179507
And to think, my mother wants to move to Florida.
e96620 No.2179508
93cca0 No.2179509
florida is good for the old people to die slowly in heat waves
93cca0 No.2179511
9652e0 No.2179512
We all know it's not a good place.
69124e No.2179513
anywhere is better than here
93cca0 No.2179514
anywhere is better than near you
e96620 No.2179515
>>2179513
you're florida too? :o
9652e0 No.2179516
Nothing good comes from Florida,
69124e No.2179517
c36401 No.2179518
>>2179502
Fish is not for sexual.
>>2179503
Early 50s rock music. Elvis era.
Since these are online, I usually take them at the very last minute.
93cca0 No.2179519
>>2179518
fish is best for sexual, and only sexual
baf914 No.2179520
e96620 No.2179521
>>2179517
where is 'here' then
>>2179519
spoilerrrrrrrrs
69124e No.2179522
>>2179518
oh do you listen to a lot of music from that time?
c36401 No.2179523
>>2179519
Do not post such things.
>>2179522
Not really, just for the class.
69124e No.2179524
>>2179523
they make you listen to it?
online school always sucked for me
f88b57 No.2179525
>>2179518
When is vaporeon ever that small?
93cca0 No.2179526
>>2179521
fish pussy
>>2179523
fish wants to nom dicc
69124e No.2179527
b96451 No.2179528
>>2179506
Fucking sodomite.
a1f6c7 No.2179529
>Deneumostier was charged with unlawful sex with a minor earlier this month.
every time without fail
9652e0 No.2179530
Florida is a magical place.
e96620 No.2179531
>>2179529
not just sex
rape nibba
69124e No.2179533
>>2179532
what the fuck is that thing
93cca0 No.2179534
>>2179533
im glad you asked
69124e No.2179536
what a cancerous individual
e9a67b No.2179537
>>2179528
You actually partake in sodomy though.
b96451 No.2179540
>>2179537
Hey, it's your asshole.
c36401 No.2179543
ban the furries
>>2179526
Donot
>>2179525
as a baby? I am not sure, pokemon come in varied sizes maybe that is just an extra small one.
>>2179524
It's a rock music history course so yeah we gotta listen to it.
69124e No.2179546
>>2179543
hmmm
what's your favorite kinda music?
c36401 No.2179549
>>2179548
I jump around a lot in what I listen to.
69124e No.2179553
>>2179549
it's good to have a musical palette that is rich and full of colors
136851 No.2179554
>>2179553
Like a pride flag.
c36401 No.2179555
>>2179553
Though I can't stand the wub music or rap musics
b96451 No.2179556
>>2179541
Alright, Back Street Girl.
69124e No.2179557
>>2179555
I listen to a lot of rap but not wubs
c36401 No.2179558
>>2179557
I can do some rap, but wubs and edm stuff hurts my ears.
875981 No.2179561
>>2179558
>>2179560
Some Nas always naic
c36401 No.2179562
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>>2179560
random songs9
>>2179561
i have no idea who that is.
69124e No.2179563
>>2179561
this was one of my faves as a kid
875981 No.2179564
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>>2179562
You've probably head this some time or another
>>2179563
Tis one of mine too.
I listen to all kinds of music and good rap has beautiful lyrics and flow.
69124e No.2179565
875981 No.2179566
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>>2179565
I lub his beats too.
Guess I love most rap similar or from that era
c36401 No.2179568
>>2179565
my boy
>>2179564
Not that I can recall.
e9a67b No.2179569
>>2179556
You're just mad that it's a good show.
69124e No.2179570
>>2179566
a lot of people think it's the best
i think that opinion is kinda overrated though
>>2179567
no
>>2179568
I don't think I like this one
the beat reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGJ_xqqQ8Y
875981 No.2179572
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>>2179568
Whats ya favourite kinda music?
>>2179567
Chances are slim capt'n
>>2179570
Yeah.
I think all times have a lot of shit music, only now we have better access to said music. So these times may seem worse.
677a87 No.2179573
>>2179570
B-but I love you sempai~ <3
>>2179572
Cap'n of a sinking ship.
69124e No.2179574
>>2179572
problem is the shit music gets pushed and shoved down people's throats every day while the gems get buried under all the garbage
69124e No.2179575
>>2179573
I don't believe you
875981 No.2179576
>>2179573
Welp, at least you find people swimming in the water!
>>2179574
Aye, its far easier to do that nowadays too, indeed.
677a87 No.2179577
69124e No.2179579
>>2179576
all of the rappers that get famous nowadays are absolutely insane.
>>2179577
wait don't be sad
875981 No.2179580
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>>2179578
Cato is good.
What kinda curry?
>>2179579
Most of them, yeah.
Insane is nice, but theyre not of the right kind.
You tend to see lyrics to stroke their psychopathic egos.
f88b57 No.2179581
>>2179580
Curry with a lot of random shit thrown in it that will last me a week
69124e No.2179582
>>2179580
It's really annoying
all they do is fight over instagram and show off
412341 No.2179583
Why am I not allowed to post peepeepoopoo?
c36401 No.2179584
>>2179572
probably 2hu stuff
875981 No.2179586
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>>2179582
>>2179581
Hehe, so was a basic curry base?
Sounds naic.
I fuggin love lamb tikka masala
>>2179582
Instagram and twitter are gathering places for people with a less than developed disposition.
Im sure if twitter or instagram didnt have those people, the platform would be fine to use.
Im feelin like rock now.
What other types of music do you enjoy?
>>2179584
Oh interesting, I like it, however Ive not really spent time listening to it solidly though.
>>2179585
ohai nezi
hows u
412341 No.2179588
test wtf. I want to post peepeepoopoo.
e96620 No.2179589
>>2179586
can't sleep
i blame myself
875981 No.2179590
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>>2179587
Jazz is gud.
I raise you the blues.
Sleep well
>>2179589
y so nosleep? qq
e9a67b No.2179591
>>2179571
It's honestly perfect for the thread in general.
e9a67b No.2179593
>>2179592
So let's try this girl talk thing.....
le... let's RUB OUR BREASTS!!!
b96451 No.2179594
>>2179593
It's basically you, Alexis, and Swedish Fish irl.
f88b57 No.2179595
>Alexis
>ever coming here again
4a91ac No.2179596
Who is the autist proxy anon?
875981 No.2179597
>>2179595
I head alexis left here in fantastic fashion
e9a67b No.2179598
>>2179594
>literally complaining about a fading hairline
>making comments about other's aging prematurely
0189ff No.2179599
It is a real war.
And it is here every day.
875981 No.2179600
>>2179599
the war god returns
0189ff No.2179601
>>2179598
Go back to being a faggot that nobody wants to fuck in the ass
e9a67b No.2179603
>>2179601
What is your name. Speak the war - show your scars.
0189ff No.2179604
>>2179603
proto2 son of proto1
15bbe9 No.2179605
Smiles have you ever been in the recovery room of a colonoscopy clinic?
875981 No.2179606
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>>2179602
They call me the seeker!
e96620 No.2179607
>>2179590
didn't take a shower cause i was tired
something bit my leg too so i was itchy
take 2
875981 No.2179608
>>2179607
hehe, good luck and sleep well
0189ff No.2179609
>>2179606
We'll See you on the road like we saw The Nightrider!
e9a67b No.2179610
>>2179604
Shout your name, proclaim the war.
Have you battled? What war do you know, the weight of dead men, share your spoils.
0189ff No.2179611
None of you have fought for anything.
proto2
>>2179610
Why haven't you have any children yet?
e9a67b No.2179614
>>2179611
My children were the fodder. My legacy a battle.
I have fought, life.
Proto2 live like Proto1
875981 No.2179615
>>2179609
>>2179611
I fight myself for a war none could never win.
The mind is ever expansive. My war will never end.
0189ff No.2179616
>>2179615
>>2179614
How many children do you have?
Real life honest children.
rifk as my dad said
0189ff No.2179618
>>2179617
you look like rifk love and life
rifk ace hood niggas monroe
875981 No.2179619
>>2179616
I've none.
I must seek, not sire children.
0189ff No.2179620
proto2
anyone my dad loved?
e9a67b No.2179621
>>2179616
My childbearing has been indefinitely postponed for years.
RIFK
e9a67b No.2179622
>>2179605
You know... I have to wonder.
Why do you want to know?
0189ff No.2179623
>>2179619
Why? There would be no proto1 without him. I would not be a proto2 Does my birth bother you? nathan fsu og
0189ff No.2179624
>>2179621
\Why do you not want to fuck?
875981 No.2179625
>>2179623
Tis not a bother.
I do not wish for children, however I'm sure the time will come. I do not wish for many things, but they come.
Seek and you shall find all manner of things.
I don't know that of which I seek, but that's the very reason why I do.
0189ff No.2179626
We all started with something to say.
FSU
00cd45 No.2179627
Probably because their dick resembles ground pork.
ecf8f3 No.2179629
0189ff No.2179630
>>2179629
bitch ass faggot
ecf8f3 No.2179632
0189ff No.2179633
>>2179631
IT is a real war. and it is here every day.
0189ff No.2179634
>>2179632
Death to communists.
LOVE FOR TASK FORCE MARITZA ZELDON.
DEATH TO RUSSIANS
ecf8f3 No.2179635
>>2179634
> DEATH TO RUSSIANS
+++
Fuck this pigs
0189ff No.2179637
>>2179635
no Russian SHOULD SURVIVE
i AM A DEVOUT ANTI-COMMUNSIT.
>>2179636
.
yES,
0189ff No.2179639
aNYONE i LOVE LEFT? SCOOTS ZAIDER,
jAIMIE?
15bbe9 No.2179640
>>2179622
Because it's a room where people work and it's entirely filled with middle-aged to elderly farting people.
0189ff No.2179641
>>2179638
DEATH TO RUSSIANS
Maritza Zeledon Task Force
FOR LIFE
0189ff No.2179642
>>2179638
SPEAK THE WORD. THE WORD IS ALL OF US.
0189ff No.2179645
>>2179643
\\\HERE IS GODS COUNTRY HE JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE
'
0189ff No.2179646
>>2179643
i AM GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
You can take a man
Free him from no garbage can
No one can ever see
No one can ever escape
9652e0 No.2179648
I don't know about love, Protoman.
0189ff No.2179649
>>2179648
WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE ANYONE?
4a91ac No.2179650
0189ff No.2179653
>>2179651
i LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS
PETER
i AM THE SON OF PROTO1
9652e0 No.2179654
>>2179652
>>2179653
I don't know about all that, but it's okay.
0189ff No.2179655
>>2179654
i LOVE YOU pETER.
yOU ARE AN IMPORTANT PERSON FOR ME.
RIP ETCHICS1
RIP CATKLENECK1
RIP
JIMMIE DRINWATER
RIP STEVEIE SOUTHWAOTHR
RIP
TOJO1
RIP
\ JASON HILL
>>2179654
i LOVE YOU
9652e0 No.2179656
>>2179655
This is the worst time for me, the time between paintings. I have to wait several days before it's dry and I can start again.
0189ff No.2179659
>>2179657
gOTTA KILL
GOTTA CRUSH
GOTTA FIGHT CASINO
baf914 No.2179661
>>2179660
Why are you crying?
0189ff No.2179662
>>2179660
FIGHT TO BE FREE
30c98e No.2179665
>>2179661
spec being cold and distant...
>>2179662
:)
0189ff No.2179667
>>2179664
I see my shadow dancing in the coals. I hear the voice of evil. It’s me.
>>2179664
0189ff No.2179668
>>2179665
fUCK WITH REAL NIGGAS AND DIE.
9652e0 No.2179669
>>2179667
I don't know if I'd call you evil, Protoman.
ecf8f3 No.2179670
I'm dying (c) My computer
ecf8f3 No.2179672
0189ff No.2179673
>>2179672
death TO COMMUNSITS.
ecf8f3 No.2179674
37029b No.2179679
rip Jared rip TealOval rip 1997motorbike,
rip pigmybaby rip tonya47, rip argyle44,
rip asianSensation41
37029b No.2179681
>>2179680
mornin. how you doin.
>be the hero. set the morale
17e6d6 No.2179682
>>2179681
>30 mins later
...fine fine
hbu
37029b No.2179683
>>2179682
sorry mate. im in and out of consciousness.
Doing alright....... got some stuff to do today, up early...
17e6d6 No.2179684
e96620 No.2179686
*sips glass of anti-freeze*
Indeed.
677a87 No.2179687
NEZI NOOOO
I know it tastes good, but you're not supposed to drink it >_<
677a87 No.2179688
37029b No.2179689
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677a87 No.2179692
I wish I puked rainbows :/
37029b No.2179693
>>2179692
Dont do it to me daddy
677a87 No.2179694
>>2179693
I'm not a daddy.
e96620 No.2179695
I don't feel so good
I think the anti-freeze was past the expiration date
677a87 No.2179696
Nezi you were doing fine last night what happen?
677a87 No.2179697
Did someone touch your no-no spot?
677a87 No.2179698
Someone touched all my no-no spots last night it was awesome.
37029b No.2179699
>>2179695
Be a nice daddy. Dont use the no-no on the ding~a~ling during the sex
e96620 No.2179700
I'm just being silly, everything is fine.
My two greatest concerns are income and health right now.
37029b No.2179702
My daddy is 13 and loves me
6fa960 No.2179703
Not much of a "no no" spot then.
677a87 No.2179704
No means yes the majority of the time. Everyone knows this.
e96620 No.2179705
And the suffocating feeling that I am unrelatable.
37029b No.2179707
>>2179704
daddy doesnt love me
e96620 No.2179708
>>2179706
If I retyped the paragraph from before that I deleted, it would only make me more unrelatable as a result, hence why I did not post it.
I simply cannot explain without furthering the problem, although it seems I am doing a good enough job of that as it is without doing so.
Fucking hell nezi.
677a87 No.2179709
>>2179708
I think you're just overthinking stuff tbh
e96620 No.2179710
>>2179709
Perhaps. I can only hope so.
I yearn to help people and be with people.
But I have little experience with these things, so it will be an ongoing process as I learn.
In any case I am grateful to those that endure my presence.
677a87 No.2179711
>>2179710
That attitude will likely make people go away. You gotta just do you and not give a fuck. You'll learn, but you can't go in it with that "grateful to those that endure my presence" shit lol
6fa960 No.2179713
e96620 No.2179714
>>2179711
Sorry I was feeling rather introspective this AM.
I am much more normal...normally.
e96620 No.2179716
>>2179713
repulse me daddy
d81b0a No.2179717
e96620 No.2179718
>>2179717
They do not extend beyond my fingertips.
They have a unique appearance due to my PsA but my injections should fix that problem soon.
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d81b0a No.2179725
>>2179722
hi huuu how have you been
677a87 No.2179726
>>2179714
Watch some Gary V
677a87 No.2179727
>>2179724
Nah I got that last night I'm good for another couple weeks until I go crazy again.
d81b0a No.2179728
>>2179723
hey maddy~
wait am i daddy now
677a87 No.2179729
>>2179728
Nooo
Scoots is my Daddy.
e96620 No.2179730
>>2179721
brb calling pharmacy cause I don't have Thursday's dose yet. Humira
3feb1c No.2179731
>>2179727
it could be 2 weeks plus one day
e96620 No.2179732
d81b0a No.2179733
>>2179729
what kind of daddy is he?
>>2179730
do you have to take those every week?
06d7d0 No.2179734
>>2179725
oh my, nnnnng.
Could've been better. Glad to be home finally.
How about you? Been okay?
677a87 No.2179735
>>2179732
just search youtube or insta or facebook for gary v you lazy ass
>>2179731
huh?
>>2179733
One that doesn't buy me presents even when I'm a good girl :(
d81b0a No.2179736
>>2179734
>glad to be home
been travelling?
yeah been alright myself might be gone a month or two changing cities for my job
06d7d0 No.2179737
>>2179736
Been at parents. Been bored out of my mind and no real privacy hasn't exactly helped the situation.
a-aww :<
Hope it's worth it, and you get settled in nicely
e96620 No.2179738
The pharmacist said my last name Reinhardt was a fantasy name for her. Huh.
>>2179733
Every 2 weeks I inject myself.
It is just now having minimal effects.
Eventually I will stop my oral medication and see changes in pain levels, ideally.
>>2179735
That is true, I was being lazy. Sorry.
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eb4f7b No.2179742
How much does a doctors visit cost?
I hurt myself last night throwing parts and it hurts more after waking up.
I might have popped a rib I'm told.
d81b0a No.2179743
doctors visit here cost me nothing since half of my family are doctors , basically get to go for free
eb4f7b No.2179744
Man that really helps answer my question.
e96620 No.2179745
>>2179740
Thank you for the boop. I enjoy those.
e96620 No.2179746
>>2179742
With insurance? For me it's $50 general / primary care doctor
$60 specialist
$70 urgent care
those are my copays
without insurance could be $100 or so
e96620 No.2179747
My copays are quite high apparently. I assume this is due to my coverage.
eb4f7b No.2179748
>>2179746
Yeah I ain't paying that. I'm just going to hope it goes away I guess.
50abd2 No.2179749
>>2179748
If you did it on the job, the company pays for it. Report it to your bosses and they will tell you were to go.
677a87 No.2179750
They won't be able to do much for a rib regardless, best to save your cash.
eb4f7b No.2179751
>>2179749
Ok. I just hope I can get through the next two days like this. I got moved to a different area for Saturday where I have to work with heavy parts.
e96620 No.2179752
>>2179748
Unless you broke the rib you should be fine. And you would know if you did.
I assume.
50abd2 No.2179753
>>2179751
Don't wait to report it. You will likely be put on light duty for a couple days to a week depending on how bad it is.
This is at least the experiences that I have in my company.
6fa960 No.2179754
>>2179741
>>2179741
I leave for social things.
-hug-
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eb4f7b No.2179757
>>2179753
I'll talk to my boss today. See if he can help then.
50abd2 No.2179758
>>2179756
Hey, Maddie. How goes it?
>>2179757
Every company is a bit different, but on-job injuries are always taken care of by the company, unless you were doing something downright retarded, and even then if you can justify why you were doing it....
677a87 No.2179759
>>2179758
Good good. I had a fun night last night. I like getting out at normal people hours. there's still so much time left to do stuff lol
What's new with you?
e96620 No.2179760
>>2179758
lack of gun safety is not sexy
reeeeeeeee
50abd2 No.2179761
>>2179759
Lol 'normal people hours'
But yeah it is nice getting off when the sun is still up. What did ya do?
Nothing really new with me at the moment. Just swapped out my computer desk to an actual desk instead of a homemade desk.
>>2179760
Explain how that is unsafe....
677a87 No.2179762
it's in a conceal holster bro
677a87 No.2179763
>>2179761
I went to the skatepark for some exercise where I made a couple new friends and learned a new trick. Came home for a shower, had dinner then modeled some outfits for a poster for a while. Then I got called out for a booty call and to get smonked.
eb4f7b No.2179764
>>2179758
Also we might get to move to 12 hour shifts soon.
e96620 No.2179765
oh ok
I just thought it was bad to have it pointing at yourself / in your pants
If it's safe in a holster like that then TIL
677a87 No.2179766
>>2179761
buying furniture and stuff feels so adult-like lol
677a87 No.2179767
>>2179765
Maybe it's unsafe if you're a homie and you just have it wedged into your pants via your belt and your pants are sagging down to your knees, sure.
50abd2 No.2179768
>>2179763
Sounds like you have become quite the poplar gal!
>>2179764
Yikes, no thanks. We just moved to 10-hour shifts and that is plenty of work in a day for me.
>>2179765
Appex-carry is actually pretty darn common. One of the most popular carry styles for conceal carry currently. Men do tend to have it off to the side a tad though. For junk purposes.
>>2179766
And then I did laundry and drank half a 30pack. Worked out alright.
e96620 No.2179769
>>2179768
>>2179767
Ah okay, thank you for the info.
eb4f7b No.2179770
>>2179768
It will only be 3 days a week.
I'll be making the same with overtime being optional, but I'll get 16 days off a month with a whole week of it at one time.
I can go on vacation every month.
677a87 No.2179771
>>2179768
lol yeah I guess so x_x
ITS HAPPENING
ooh laundry was done too. high five for that one. I cleaned up my room but now there's clothes all over the place again from my little fashion show lmao
What's your beer when you're marathoning it like that?
50abd2 No.2179772
>>2179769
I'm always happy to explain anything I know about guns. They are far too daemonized. If you have any questions or anything, feel free.
>>2179770
Yea but doesn't really make sense. You will get a whole week off, that leaves only 9 days off for the rest of the 3 weeks. 3 days off a week, that means you work 4 days a week?
>>2179771
You are quite a likable person though, so it was bound to happen!
*High five* yeah my room has a blanket and pillow on the floor for my dog. Makes it look a mess.
Depends on how much I want to spend. Last couple 30-packs were natural Ice. It is the cheapest 30pack with a 5.9% abv. I would prefer to buy a couple 15-packs of Natty Daddy at 8% for about the same cost, but only a few places sell them nowadays.
eb4f7b No.2179774
>>2179772
I don't really get it myself. It's going to be a trial period of 4 months to see how it works.
I'll work Mon Tue Wen, then after 2 weeks of that we get the week off so we can rotate shifts with Thur Fri Sat. But theres a part where we work 4 days I think. We get paid for 40 a week even though we work 36. It starts labor day, but there's a lot in the air. I hav e to run to moms though. I might be back before work. Give me like, 30 min.
677a87 No.2179775
>>2179772
I mean, I've been told that but still have a hard time beleibing it. Although with that said the more I don't give a fuck about what people think of me the more people get attracted to me. Like in a general sense mostly :3c
haha you have a puppo. I'm kind of scared of doggies but I do want to adopt/rescue a couple greyhounds eventually. They're so silly and cute and fast^^
ooh jeez where's the pbr?? Nah I guess my go-to beer would be miller lite cause beer just makes me icky. I've had a total of one rum and coke in the past 17 days. Really proud of myself^^
e96620 No.2179776
elma pick out some girly maid outfit for me or something
677a87 No.2179777
>>2179776
Just pick one you like. What's so hard about that?
You're so lazy today.
50abd2 No.2179778
>>2179774
Alright, if not I'll see ya later!
>>2179775
Confidence and a lack of caring is indeed quite attractive.
Oh this is not a puppo. She is an 80-lb ball of muscle that could rip my arms off if she wanted to. Instead she decides to sleep on my bed, chew up my shit, and listen to my orders. Usually.
I've never liked PBR, honestly. And all the light beers taste like piss to me. I would drink a Coors banquet here and there. Or a Budweiser. But for the price difference, I don't see the point. I get less alcohol, worse taste for more money. I either go expensive craft or cheap domestic. I don't do the middle ground.
Also I distribute for Bud, so miller and PBR are strictly no-gos for me.
e96620 No.2179779
>>2179777
I'm not sure where to find one. And I'm having trouble deciding.
I have no girl clothing other than a skirt really.
Please, I really want some advice and help.
I'm not being lazy here, I don't know what I'm doing.
677a87 No.2179780
>>2179778
Mmhm, it's just kinda difficult to get to the point of it being noticeable I guess
Ooh that's right, I forgot you're a beer vendor guy. PBR is like hipster swamp water, it's just super cheap.
How do you know what piss tastes like~?
But what kind of doggo? I used to have a big Rottweiler but he was just a big goober. Great with kids and stuff. Concreted in the idea that dogs are only as scary as their owners for me :p
>>2179779
I'm really not sure what kind of advice there even is to give. If you like how it looks, wear it.
What are you having trouble with specifically? Sizing or smth?
e96620 No.2179781
>>2179780
I don't know where to look to find things I like, I suppose.
I will measure myself, I found a tape measure.
I have no idea my dimensions because of the weight loss.
I will be ordering a Felix outfit eventually. But I wanted to try some other stuff first.
677a87 No.2179782
>>2179781
amazon seems like a good place to start.
have you never shopped online for clothes at all?
One note, especially with cosplay stuff, is that if they're coming from Asia, you're going to want to order about 2 sizes up.
50abd2 No.2179783
>>2179780
Getting your name and face out there is the first hardest step in any situation. Well, unless you just do porn. Then it is easy.
PBR actually isn't even that cheap. At least not compared to other cheap 30's. And it is only a 24, I believe.
I may or may not have had piss in and/or around my mouth at one point or another
A pit bull. She is a sweet heart, but she was a stray. Have had for a couple years now.
e96620 No.2179784
>>2179782
I've only bought a skirt online before
677a87 No.2179785
>>2179783
heh, yeah.
I've never had the need to buy that many beers. I just remember when I was drinking that shit it was 4 dollars for a 6pack of tallbois
O_O Damn, mandy wew
That's a big pit bull wowsers. One of my uncle's pits used to be similar to my Rottie situation: big scary dog but super nice and goober-ish haha I saw an old lady walking a gorgeous Doberman and it was impressive. Super buff with those pointy batman ears omg
>>2179784
It's a lot easier to just go to an actual store so you can really know your sizes in the changing rooms. But I doubt you'd want to do that. What's your motive here? You joining the tranny club or are you just going for cosplays or w/e?
I'd suggest the latter tbh
e96620 No.2179786
>>2179785
I only crossdress for fun. I want to see if it's at all possible to make me look like a cute female cosplayer.
But I feel like that's asking a lot for me.
But then again I've seen Sneaky's outfits...
50abd2 No.2179787
>>2179785
Yeah, I have never bought just a 6pack of cheap beer. I don't understand the point of it. I'd rather spring for an extra 10 bucks and buy a 30.
Yeah, as long as you raise the dog right, there really is no danger of it turning on you. But you have to understand pack mentality. She does play rough though. She bites somewhat hard, and it always seems to pinch a nerve in my hands when she does.
e96620 No.2179788
I posted my tummy earlier and nobody said anything :^(
06d7d0 No.2179790
Cause they're all too busy jerking it
677a87 No.2179791
>>2179786
who tf is sneaky
>>2179787
For some people, it only takes 4 beers. Unbelievable I know.
mmhm We used to rough house with Crash all the time but when we had to bring it back down a few notches he was really good about it. He wanted to be a lapdog more than anything haha
That Mexican dude on Animal planet was pretty insightful of pack mentality. I liked watching him.
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50abd2 No.2179796
>>2179791
4 beers just gets me settled down from my day. I'm already on my 4th I think and I just woke up an hour or two ago.
Lapdogs, man. I've had way too many of those. And it usually starts because you hold them all the time when they are puppies so that is where they are comfortable.
Also, I've always said you have nice legs.
>>2179793
You would be a great twink, Nez.
50abd2 No.2179798
The pineapple completely makes her disgusting.
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>>2179795
>>2179797
youtube has a zillion makeup tutorials.
>>2179796
I think you have a problem haha
Idk I like the idea of having a cuddle buddy^^
th-thanks. I was going for some sort of librarian look with that one.
b41c9b No.2179801
i slept all night and now I'm exhausted
50abd2 No.2179802
>>2179799
My only problem is that it costs too damn much to be as drunk as I want to be.
Yea, it is pretty reassuring when you have a dog lying by your side or at your feet. I am not ashamed to admit I sleep better with her in my bed instead of in the front room.
Yeah I can see it a bit. The long skirt works. I'd say more of a cardigan sweater though, I can't really see what material that one is.
>>2179800
If you aren't smiling I swear I will come make you.
c36401 No.2179803
>>2179801
never sleep more than a couple hours to stay on edge and alert.
677a87 No.2179804
>>2179802
It's was a blouse I had tucked into the skirt. I was getting frisky at this point of the evening. Clearly haha
mmhm ugh I want a pupper Mandy :(
b41c9b No.2179805
>>2179803
my bed is a super uncomfy cheap couch thing from wal mart that half the bars are broken on and normally i dont sleep good but I found a way to wedge my pillow with my arm under in a corner and I hip escape out and then it's sooo comfy
it was so comfy I felt like when I was sleeping, I was doing some kind of video game level or something about sleeping
how's life been for you kissy I missed you
50abd2 No.2179806
>>2179804
Fair enough! Hot librarians just have a special place in my heart.....
Yeah, they are pretty comforting to have. When my dog died that I had for like fucking close to 2 decades, I was hurt. But I could never live without a dog.
e96620 No.2179807
>>2179791
enjoying your new mirror i see~
room seems clean
677a87 No.2179808
>>2179806
My favorite doggo was my childhood one and yeah same deal. I didn't think I ever wanted one cause none would compare, but I think it would be cool to have a 4-legged bestie. RIP Rugby :(
Did you ever have an actual hot librarian? I didn't, but I had a wicked hot Spanish teacher omg she had these amazing boots [reminisce intensifies]
>>2179807
N-no~
It's as clean as it's gonna get. I have a big pile of my hydroponic stuff since I ripped it down but I cleaned everything else last night :p
50abd2 No.2179809
>>2179808
Yea, I say that after every single time I have to say good bye to a dog. It has been a few times.
Yes! I had a super hot librarian in high school! I also had a super cute theatre teacher that had to be barely 25.
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06d7d0 No.2179812