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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Fly boyz in the Hood Edition.
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174123>>2174124
DADDYYYYY *tackle hugs*
Where have you been~? <3
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174124>>2174125
>>2174123
Around. Things to do. People to avoid. Work mostly. Ayayayaya. How you petit pois?
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174125>>2174127
>>2174124
i'm alright
send help though, cause I'm doing more online shopping x_x
they shouldn't've upped my credit line on one of my cards, I knew this would happen lol
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174127>>2174128
>>2174125
The rat bastards! What are you shopping for?
I just received these today. Pretty psyched. I needed to retire a pair of my Vans. RIP.
https://www.schuh.co.uk/mens/dc-shoes-pure-wc-tx-se-grey-trainers/3422207570/
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174128>>2174130
>>2174127
I got a couple pairs of shorts since I didn't own any, I got 2 pairs of shoes, a pair of jeans, and a couple tops.
Those are nice lookin'. I miss skate shoes they were always so comfy
and like you could go skate with them lol
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174129>>2174130
oh and a belt 3 pack, black white and brown for 8 bucks noice
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174130>>2174131
>>2174128
>>2174129
Sounds like you had quite the spree there girl! TREAT YO SELF!
How short are the shorts :winkiefais:
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174131>>2174134
>>2174130
They're pretty short, but no shorter than the ones I was wearing last summer with the ex.
YEEEEAHHH, 165 bucks. I spent another 130 the other day on some stuff too. I think I'm good now. I feel better.
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174132>>2174134
I'll get my earrings next month I guess lol
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174134>>2174135 >>2174136
>>2174131
>>2174132
Retail therapy. Welma over here saving the US economy :3
And earings? Looped ear rings?
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174135>>2174137
>>2174134
I <3 D.va
I kamikaze'd a bunch of people with her ult
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174136>>2174137
>>2174134
Noo. I miss regular earrings.
I was gonna get some Mexican amber plugs in 5/8" which will be my final stretch size.
>saving the US economy
someone's gotta do it, amirite~?
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174137>>2174139
>>2174136
Make America Elma Again!
Ah, you use stretchers, not my thang, but I guess if you dig it then ^^
My only piercing has healed though.
MEXICAN????? :@ BUILD THE WALL
>>2174135
abra kadabra
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174139>>2174161
>>2174137
OMG yeah they're big enough to like stick fingers and glowsticks through so that's neato.
My other ones are finally healed all the way, so I might go get my ear finished with my double helix at some point.
Then I'll have no excuses to put off my tattoos x_x I'm scared.
nuuu. the mexican amber fluoresces naturally which is really cool!
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174140
I texted my little sister about the online sale and she was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't buy more clothes, then linked me to her poshmark account lmao
She's finally come around to the point of giving me clothes which is p rad.
/blog
▶ 8c173a (4) No.2174141>>2174142
MY WIFE IS WORKING 14 HOURS TODAY AND I'M HORNY AND LONELY AND DRUNK ASK MR ANYTHING
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174142
>>2174141
when are you leaving her for me~?
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174143
wow jk I meant
still want that pic?
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174144
brb I'm gonna Luka it up and get Subway.
▶ 8c173a (4) No.2174145
Kill a cop and wear his helmet
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▶ 8c173a (4) No.2174148
We're all going to fucking die. Screw hiding behind a desk for forty fucking years.
▶ 3149a4 (1) No.2174150>>2174156 >>2174171
I never got why people need to lose everything for saying nigger.
▶ 2e0f54 (1) No.2174151
A swift cross to the chin is all they need
▶ 5d56e0 (5) No.2174152
phone is kill
this is the end
i'm writing my will
▶ 6968c0 (2) No.2174154
Maybe it's how people quit their jobs these days, it's probably quicker that way
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174155
Drunky, are you having a moment?
Wanna talk about it?
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174156
>>2174150
if it's supposed to be equality white people should be able to say it too
;^)
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174157
lol they gave me the chick behind me's sub in my bag
#rekt
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174158>>2174160
IF HUMANITY ORIGINATED IN AFRICA WE SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO SAY THE N WORD
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174160>>2174161
>>2174158
ooh good point
idk I'd still rather not get into altercations generally speaking
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174161>>2174162
>>2174139
>>2174160
Ah I got caught up playing a gaemu
wot up
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174162>>2174164
>>2174161
fucking construction traffic is so shit in a standard.
a warning sign would've been nice I just wanted a subway lol
▶ aa913d (5) No.2174163>>2174165
what should I have for lunch, animus?
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174164>>2174167
>>2174162
You tellin' me, you didn't get yo Sub!?!??!
▶ aa913d (5) No.2174166>>2174168
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174167>>2174168
>>2174164
I did. And the lady behind me's lol
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174168>>2174170
>>2174166
All the meat.
>>2174167
Be right back, burning down subway! Wendy's tiemu!
▶ aa913d (5) No.2174171
>>2174150
his stock jumped 12 points when he quit. its biggest jump in 6 years. that's hundreds of millions of dollars in value. if anything, he got paid for saying the n word.
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174173
shit I actually LOL'd loco
good shit
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174174
>>2174172
w-what do you have in your wishlist , to get get reccomendations like that?
▶ e9c1b6 (9) No.2174175>>2174177
>>2174172
What is doing that thing with three holes?
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174176
▶ 866204 (4) No.2174177>>2174178 >>2174179
>>2174175
I think you dip it in the lube bottle
And then in yourself.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174178>>2174180 >>2174182
hello maddy
wyd
>>2174177
do you have dildoes and shit in your wl or something
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174180>>2174186
>>2174178
just chillin
the wait for my clothes has begun. Literally the worst part of shopping online.
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174181>>2174184
>>2174170
gimme dem buns, huns
▶ 866204 (4) No.2174182>>2174186
▶ aa913d (5) No.2174183>>2174186
if I had a pound every time every time loco mentioned his amazon
I'd be quite sore
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174184>>2174189
>>2174181
I'll literally give my buns to anyone if they're nice to me.
It's sad how needy I am.
▶ 866204 (4) No.2174185
i very rarely mention sabs now
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174186>>2174187 >>2174188
>>2174182
hmm
>>2174180
wendy is smug its really unnerving
oo what site do you use to but shit , i got a nirvana shirt from some gook site for like 2$
>>2174183
thought this character was female before i found sauce still pretty cute though
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174187
>>2174186
havent ironed it in a while excuse that but was pretty good for 2$
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174188>>2174191
>>2174186
I went to dollskill, killstar, and charlotte russe
Total spree cost me about 300 dollars.
Yup. I love Wendy cause I relate to the smug at times.
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174189>>2174190
>>2174184
Hey, how you doin' :3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174190>>2174193
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174191>>2174192
>>2174188
you should try ali express and alibaba , both gook sites but the quality of goods is really good and really fcucking cheap , you can get most things there
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174192>>2174194
>>2174191
I used to use Wish app from time to time, but the chinese warehouses literally soak shoes and things in that water-resistant shit and I can't get the smell out.
I'll spend the extra dough, I really don't mind lol
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174193
>>2174190
:3
btw I am currently engrossed in this fantastic narrative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh7cWRrqF4
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174194>>2174196
>>2174192
you can get most things you want from those sitesfor similar quality unless you're buying some really fancy shit , smell in the products?
you can file a complaint about that and they will return the money to you and you get to keep the items as long as you dont leave a bad review , hell they gave me back my money for this one shirt i was buying and sent me another new one aswell , they were begging me not to leave a bad review
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174195
okay ill stop shilling gook sites now , see you wonderpeople later or maybe in a few mins idk
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174196
>>2174194
It's not worth the month import wait and shit buying from China. Again, I have the money and I don't mind spending it so it's not a huge deal lol
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174198>>2174206
I don't wanna go to work :(
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▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174201>>2174202
>>2174200
What do you know
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174202>>2174203
>>2174201
Not who tf you are XD
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174203>>2174204
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174204>>2174205
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174205>>2174207
>>2174204
Trying to find out who tf I am
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174206
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174207>>2174208
>>2174205
that's a main quest. side quests are more fun and less daunting
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174208>>2174209
>>2174207
All quests are bad
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174209>>2174210
>>2174208
that just makes it sound like you're a lazy fuck with no room for improvement
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174210>>2174212
>>2174209
That's an accurate statement
▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174212>>2174213
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174213
>>2174212
That's a yikes from me
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▶ 1b8666 (36) No.2174217>>2174218
yay I can go to work happy now
<3 ttyl thread
▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174218
>>2174217
Good luck, happy hunting.
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▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174221
Ukraine belongs to Russia
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▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174225
mei is my fav OW character her accent is adorable reminds me of Skyrim Tanker Neisa
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174226
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Hello /animus/, I got 2 bottles of buckfast and a special guest with me, my mum, who is named Selena (couldn't come up with a shitposting name for her). She is going to shit post with me, say hi mum.
<Fook off, I am Bes.
That's nice mum. She's gonna be the music poster for me too. The bitch is eating my coco puffs.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174227>>2174491
I'll be black text and my mum will be pink test. What do you want to say mum?
<We pissed up on cider and it's here.
We're gonna get pissed tonight.
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▶ f0a3ce (25) No.2174230
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174232
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Mum wants another song on.
She tried my buckfast, she fucking hated it, tastes like martini she says.
Mum, what's your waifu?
<What do you mean?
Who is a fictional woman that you like the most?
<Wonder Woman. Put Manic Street Preachers on.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174233
>>2174231
Goodnight Scoots, I'll cover for you.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174234>>2174235
I was discussing with my mum to see what avatar she would pick. She picked Cat Woman. I'm gonna teach her to use 8chan so she can get more friends (or enemies)
Why did you pick Cat Woman?
<Because I am Cat Woman.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174235>>2174238
>>2174234
>I'm gonna teach her to use 8chan
why would you ever put your own mother through this
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174236>>2174237
If I told anyone irl about 8chan, I'd never see them again
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174237>>2174239
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174238>>2174244
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Ok, my mum wants another song on.
<Put on Public Enemy, Everything.
She likes this a lot. Anything more to say?
<That is my life.
>>2174235
Because it would be funny.
<I am Angela Davis, a bad motherfucker.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174242>>2174245
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The bitch takes my cigarettes and booze, so I thought 'Maybe she can do shitposting too'.
<Just put Public Enemy, Fight the Power on.
Any questions you want to ask /animus/?
<Who doesn't love public enemy. No, put Harder than you think on.
If it isn't apparent, my mum loves Public Enemy.
>>2174240
Do it, ladies are present.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174243>>2174261
>>2174241
Did you give up on leeg
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174244>>2174249
>>2174238
Teel her to listen to New Mexico Song by Johnny Hobo And the Freight Trains
And then tell her to kill herself.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174245>>2174249
>>2174242
tell ur mum anon wishes her a nice day
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174246
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174247>>2174249 >>2174253
Also tits or gtfo
This is still the internet
▶ 0b37a2 (6) No.2174248>>2174251
One of these days we'll come here and it'll legit be Scanner's mom posting as Scanner.
probably to tell us all he killed himself tho tbh.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174249
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My mum is just eating cake, what you eating?
<Chocolate Cheesecake.
Anything you want to say to the posters?
<Fight the Power, fight the powers that be, do you want any of this cheesecake?
No mum, I'm on buckfast.
>>2174244
<Tell them to post Black Skinhead, and then fuck off.
I'll get that music on for you though. She best listen to it.
>>2174245
How do you want to respond?
<Ditto.
>>2174247
Are you gonna show your tits, mum?
<No.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174250
And nothing of value was lost
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174252>>2174258 >>2174271
Tracer I made Irish cream and I never want to be sober agaib
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174254>>2174260
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I don't think my mum's avatar is gonna be Catwoman but music videos, she wants me to post all the songs she likes.
<I already want to shoot you all.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174255>>2174257
>>2174253
Ask nezi he has plenty of pictures of my tits
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174256
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174257
>>2174255
Oh I don't want them anymore then.
▶ 5d56e0 (5) No.2174258
>>2174252
Hah, glad you like it.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174259>>2174262
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<I'm on the cider.
Tell them a bit about yourself.
<I'm 47 but I look 35 because black don't crack. Post a pic of me.
Later mum, you can't post music videos and pictures at the same time.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174260>>2174264
>>2174254
>bringing your mum to the sausagefest
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174261>>2174273
>>2174243
My main got permed LUL
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174262>>2174283
>>2174259
>black don't crack
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174263>>2174274
Scanners mom:
Tell us the most e mbarassing stories you have about scanner
Also how do you feel about anime tiddies
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174264>>2174282
>>2174260
What do you say about that, mum?
<Fook off, I like Madchester
What's Madchester?
<It's a music thing.
Mum wanted to share a picture with you lot.
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174265>>2174270 >>2174273
literally got banned forever from /christian/ for posting anime fml
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174267>>2174269
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▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174270>>2174285
>>2174265
Now get banned from /muslim/ for spam posting pictures of mohommad
▶ 5d56e0 (5) No.2174271>>2174272
>>2174252
Oh, try sticking it in the freezer on hot days.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174272>>2174280
>>2174271
It's already there
Every day is hot day here
Please help am melt
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174273>>2174279 >>2174285
Yahallo Duke
>>2174261
Why ?
>>2174265
You fucking antichrist.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174274>>2174281
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>>2174263
<He stripped off at a goth disco and was wearing manky pjs.
I have better one, I took a shit whilst I was in my aunties bath at the age of ten.
<I feel indifferent about anime tiddies.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174275
Nice to see you again me Echo-chan
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174276>>2174285
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174277
maybe yall can troll em
im might white knight tf out of this time
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174278>>2174290
This is now a SCANNER'S MUM thread
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174279>>2174284 >>2174286
>>2174273
Couldn't keep my mouth shut.
▶ 5d56e0 (5) No.2174280
>>2174272
Good man.
Aye, I feel your pain.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174281
>>2174274
I want your mom's take on embarrassing shit. Parents have some god given ability to Remember the most shameful shit.
Also tell her to answer the question, and Samas demands
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174282>>2174287
>>2174264
this legit looks a little like my ex lol
▶ 0b37a2 (6) No.2174283>>2174291
>>2174262
What did he mean by this?
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174284>>2174312
>>2174279
just play dota bro , they dont ban for that shit
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174285>>2174289 >>2174326
>>2174270
too easy and dumb
>>2174273
I demand a weeb pope to fix this injustice
>>2174276
yes stempai
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174286>>2174312
Feeling alright duke ?
>>2174279
What a toxic dickbag.
You should start over and duoq with Subtle.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174287>>2174291
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174288>>2174293
Wait a minute
Sama is scanners dad
Ohfuck
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174289>>2174301
>>2174285
But wait did you actually?
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174290
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Yeah mum, you can't just post music videos, you need to get involved in the shitposting too.
<Mum says read H.G. Wells.
>>2174278
<It's my favourite author.
I knew this would be a fun feature.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174291>>2174294
>>2174283
shes a strong independent black woman that dont need no man
>>2174287
face structure is differents, and my ex was a little less thicc
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174292
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<Post anti-d by the wombats.
You need to talk more.
<Ok, I was on the website for the wombats because I'm so mother fucking cool.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174293
>>2174288
the numbers and probability also point in this direction
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174294
>>2174291
I stand by it
Also ur scanners dad now
Headcanon
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174295
scanner... call me papi
scanners mum call me papito
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174296>>2174298 >>2174299 >>2174303
OH MY GOD MAKE UR MOM VOCAROO ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174297
DO IT FOR THE FUCKIN LOLZ
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174298
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174299>>2174302
My mum says she's the ultimate scouser.
<Calm down, calm down. This music video is about you, fucking watch it.
>>2174296
I can do this, what do you want her to say?
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174300>>2174319
tell your mom to post ass
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174301>>2174306
>>2174289
ye didnt even notice until now
HMPFH
whateve my anime memes have a better place
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174302>>2174319
>>2174299
ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH
BONUS POINTS FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG
▶ 0b37a2 (6) No.2174303
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174304>>2174308
fuck... were really doing this?
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174305>>2174310
God sent his son, his only son to die for us
But we're all gods children
So in his eyes, were all a bunch of girls.
Let us struggle through the trials and tribulations of lesbianism, amen
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174306>>2174310
>>2174301
Why would you even go there ?
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174307
kinda nice not being the only old af niga in here
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174308>>2174309
>>2174304
Don't pretend that isn't a golden suggestion.
We could also have her record obnoxious moaning sounds, but we're not 11
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174309
>>2174308
fine
it would be slightly lulsy, that is all
3/10 for the suggestion
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174310>>2174321
>>2174305
>>2174306
i love interdenominational fights
after /int/ went coocoo i needed a new main board
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174311>>2174322
SCANNER
AS YOUR FATHER
I DEMAND YOU STOP BEING GAY THIS INSTANT
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174312>>2174314 >>2174316 >>2174321
Sama how old are you even
>>2174284
I do. Dota usually gives a more balanced game experience too, but it doesn't offer the same stomp feeling that League can give.
>>2174286
On your friendslist there's a guy called CaringTermite. That's me.
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>>2174312
>stomp feeling
not sure what you mean by that cause i haent played league much at all but atleat you can flame all you want there without anyone giving a fuck
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174317>>2174329
Sometimes I feel comforted by the fact that I'll be dead long before I'm as old as sama
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▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174319>>2174325 >>2174328 >>2174329
>>2174302
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18ioJkRMBg0
She didn't know about Row Row, only how Chuck D said it.
>>2174300
<fook off. That F double oh k off.
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174320>>2174324 >>2174550
Sometimes I feel comforted by the fact that I'll be dead long before I'm as gay as next poster
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174321>>2174324 >>2174330 >>2174336 >>2174550
>>2174310
Wanna look for something together?
I've been a little bored lately.
>>2174312
Oooooooh.
So you actually are at it again?
Dear god that's even worse.
Permaban should have been your ticket to freedom. I wish I got banned so I'd at least have an excuse for why I didn't get dia.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174322>>2174329
>>2174311
<I'm a bull dyke.
I don't know what to say, but this is funny shit.
▶ 0b37a2 (6) No.2174323
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174324
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174325>>2174335
>>2174319
your mum kind of looks like my mum except for hair
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174326>>2174336
I'm tired Echo-chan
>>2174285
Yahallo
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
You gotta keep talking mum, it can't be all music.
<I will.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174328>>2174335
>>2174319
I wanna do crack with your mum now.
This was fun.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174329>>2174333 >>2174335
>>2174317
sometimes im comforted by the fact that ill be dead soon and not have to tolerate your bullshit
>>2174318
lol nope
>>2174319
delivery... saved for future luls
>>2174322
herp the unherpable
derp the underpable
herp durp
herp
the
hurrdurr
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174330>>2174331 >>2174332 >>2174344
>>2174314
Meme
>>2174316
There's a champ called Kayn which feels really god damn good to get ahead on.
>>2174321
For whatever reason I am much more relaxed on this account. I usually just meme around now, rarely typing anything at all.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174331>>2174340
>>2174330
all i got is old, dead memes...
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174332>>2174340
>>2174330
just spam od lol
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174333>>2174334
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174335>>2174338
>>2174325
<Well that means your mum is beautiful.
Yeah, I guess that is a comment that's positive.
>>2174328
<I only do pot and magic mushrooms.
>>2174329
She's eating my chips I had frozen in my freezer, she's like the dwarves from The Hobbit.
<I'm part Irish and I'm just Shinade O Connor.
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174336>>2174344 >>2174368
trips and i'll shout fuck nigga ayy out my window
>>2174321
yesh
what do you like
>>2174326
how you do autismsama
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174337>>2174342
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174338>>2174341
>>2174335
tell her im also a lesbian
i never shave my pits or legs
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174339>>2174343
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
<I have to go soon, post this Josh.
Yeah, my real name is Josh, but SCANNER does me fine.
<Cig me, I need a cig for walking home and then I'm going to bed.
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174340>>2174348 >>2174349
>>2174331
RIP
>>2174332
Doesn't serve the same satisfaction. You can literally remove 2 people from the game without them being able to react.
The most fun is of course their anger and name calling afterwards, but I usually cum at that point so I almost don't notice
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174341>>2174345
>>2174338
<I haven't shaved my pits for years as part of a feminist protest.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174342>>2174349
>>2174337
havent we already done this?
like... i even shooped bruce willis noggin as me nuts.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174343>>2174346
>>2174339
Masturbation is a sin you degenerate
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174344>>2174350 >>2174352 >>2174359
Go to sleep, Duke.
Go away, Emanuel.
>>2174330
I guess bans do work then.
>>2174336
That's...broad.
Be a little more specific.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174345>>2174347
>>2174341
im a feminist too
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174346
>>2174343
<only if you're a catholic. I'm Pagan.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174347>>2174354
>>2174345
My mum never shaved my legs.
<read Germaine Greer, the female eunich.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174348
>>2174340
old memes are best memes you wippersnappers cant meme these days
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174349>>2174354 >>2174376
>>2174340
okay really want to play this hero now if he is that broken , how do you deal with not being able to flame or feed after some retard fucks your game tho , nothing more satifying than feeding 999x cour just because i can
>>2174342
havent seen it in a while need a pic to determine age
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174350>>2174365 >>2174381
>>2174344
I miss my Victorious Janna skin but that's about it.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174351
I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174352>>2174365
>>2174344
>Go away, Emanuel.
Ok, I go play OSSSSSSSSSSS
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174353
I just wanna kill some cops and hide out in Mexico
Selena can come too
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174354>>2174367
every sperm is sacred....
>>2174347
wait... what?
>>2174349
but i literally told yall how old i wasnt
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174355>>2174358 >>2174367
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174356>>2174360
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
<Just post this.
What is the most embarrising thing you've done, mum?
<Streaked around your school with a football player.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174357>>2174360 >>2174362
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174358
>>2174355
YOU CANT HANDLE A STRONG BLACK WOMAN
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174359>>2174365
>>2174344
uhhhhhmmm..
do you like mad people or cozy people to hang wit
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174360>>2174363
>>2174357
>>2174356
no one clicks on these stop wasting ur time
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174361
Selena: "participated in an all black gangbang and got impregnated. And that's the story of how Scanner was born"
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174362
>>2174357
and neither can you
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174363>>2174364
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174364
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174365>>2174373 >>2174376 >>2174389
>>2174350
I could play with you on my smurf
I kinda wanted to get dia before school year starts but I guess I can only get as far as plat3-1 because I'm already hitting win loss win loss rates at p4. I've been meaning to level it up to meme or try for bronze
>>2174352
Are you good yet?
>>2174359
I like interesting people that will keep me entertained.
Cozy is fine too. Even mad is fine as long as it's the kind of mad that cracks everyone else up.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174366>>2174369
brb impregnating scanners mum
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174367>>2174370
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2174354
Shaved her legs I mean. Sorry, we're morphing to one shit poster.
<A prominent feminist. Germaine Greer.
Hope I'm spelling it right.
>>2174355
<Just say Angela Davis
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174368>>2174373
But it's not late enough
>>2174336
Autismsama? That's a new one
Plan C me Tokai-chan
Playing Omnipotence in SMITE
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174369>>2174372
>>2174366
<... Fine
NO I don't allow this!
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174370>>2174379
>>2174367
...and with your powers combined!
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174371>>2174375 >>2174379
I bet Selena can get freaky to some Oingo Boingo
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174372
>>2174369
lol
you also can gg
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174373>>2174378 >>2174384
>>2174365
hmm
we need autism
im gonna click every board and see whats gucci
>>2174368
a one
two
three !
prannnneuuu Ceeeeee !
gl
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174374>>2174377 >>2174381
Is this day fucking over with yet
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174375
>>2174371
africa bumbaataa
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174376>>2174380 >>2174384
>>2174349
He's not broken in any way, people are just plain shit like in any other game
I used to rage a lot ingame but then I got permed and for some reason I'm less bothered by it now. I get a little frustrated irl that my time is wasted but that's about it.
>>2174365
Wish I could get it back to bronze. Currently it matches me against plat/dia dudes which is really boring
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174378>>2174397
>>2174373
Thanks Tokai-sama
Thanks
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174379>>2174382
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My mum just wants to post music.
>>2174371
<I'm the british Missy Elliot.
Don't know what that means but I guess she's agreeing with you.
>>2174370
I'm Captain Shitposter.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174380>>2174390
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174381>>2174390
>>2174350
what mmr are you or do you just play unuranked?
i can be your ward whore
>>2174374
*patpat* there there
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174382
>>2174379
o captain
mai captain
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174383>>2174385
Would you like to do more of this?
<Yes.
Anything more to say?
<I'm raising my fist and doing a black power salute.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174384>>2174387 >>2174388 >>2174390 >>2174397
>>2174373
Alright, hit me up if you find a good one.
>>2174376
Start over so we can level up together then tactically int in placement :3
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174385>>2174391
>>2174383
I stand by my original statement
Tits or gtfo
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174386>>2174391
>black power
niga thats racist
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174387>>2174399
>>2174384
can i play with you homos?
im practically new , do i need to b gud
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174388>>2174399
>>2174384
You two should duo on the Brazil server and surrender when youre about to win so your mmr tanks and you only get matched against the shittiest of the shitters and roflstomp every match
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174389>>2174399
>>2174365
Better than previous poster at least :^)
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174390>>2174393 >>2174399 >>2174403
>>2174380
Cheers my dude
>>2174381
In dota?
>>2174384
I tried the inting the first time I was in placement. Still managed s5. It's not physically possible to be put in bronze even if you try
I just landed a job that will requirement to work a ton tho so I won't really have time to level a new account.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174391>>2174394 >>2174395
Gonna walk my mum home now, I hope to get her in earlier so we could have more shitposting fun.
>>2174385
She's got a scar and a tattoo on her tits, btw. I don't have a camera sorry.
>>2174386
It isn't racist. Neither is white power.
<FIND MY COAT AND MY BAG AND I'M TAKING CIGS OFF YOU.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174392
i like my women like i like my coffee... dark and bitter
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174393>>2174402
>>2174390
ye , havent really played that much league at all
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174394>>2174456
>>2174391
You know too much about your moms tits
And I thought I was a sex positive freak
This is taboo levels of degeneracy
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174395
>>2174391
later scanner and scanners mum
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174396
▶ 2d981c (8) No.2174397>>2174398 >>2174399 >>2174403
>>2174378
arigato
>>2174384
scrolling through fur/diaper/monster made me too sad
im gonna watch toradora and eat cake now baibai
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174398
>>2174397
hf toradora was really nice when i watched it
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174399>>2174400 >>2174401 >>2174402 >>2174404
>>2174387
I mean, sure, if he's cool with it.
Are you even EUW though?
>>2174388
That would be like 300 ping
I'd hit bronze on Brazil regardless of how I'd play with that.
>>2174389
Uuuuu I don't think he plays OSSSSS
>>2174390
Awh, there go the hopes and dreams.
Did you actively try to lose every single placement game?
>>2174397
Oh okay, enjoy
Better luck next time.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174400>>2174412
>>2174399
ye i play on euw or asia bth are fine
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174401>>2174412
>>2174399
I'm in the southwest US and used to play on BR with around 140 ping
I haven't touched league since Kayn was released. Not because of him directly or indirectly, just that time frame
Are games still pretty much decided by 12 minutes or have they worked on midgame impact?
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174402>>2174412
>>2174393
Haven't gotten my rank yet for the new season. Ended Ancient3 last i think
>>2174399
Those were some fragile hopes and dreams.
I did, to the point where I was told several times during the games to kys
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174403>>2174435
>>2174390
Post more blonde anime jpgs
>>2174397
Thanks, me too
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174404>>2174412
>>2174399
It didn't matter who posted tbh
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174405
Also can't see flags on mobile and can't be arsed to Remember where you live so maybe your ping will be way worse
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174406
well fuck now i have to entertain myself...
this is bullshit
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174407>>2174411
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Cosmo and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174408>>2174409
I'll be your clown sama am drunk and bored
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174409>>2174413 >>2174415
>>2174408
make me a baloon animal doge
▶ 0b37a2 (6) No.2174410>>2174418
>can't see flags on mobile
Nigga what
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174412>>2174420 >>2174434 >>2174435
>>2174400
Oh, cool.
Seems like Loods is out though.
>>2174401
Not really, kinda worse now actually.
>>2174402
Last resort then, guess I'll have to consult Luka.
>>2174404
What if Angel randomly popped up?
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174413>>2174416
>>2174409
want to see my dick?
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174414>>2174420
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Waffle and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174415>>2174423
>>2174409
Fuck I have to walk to Walgreens I need balloons stay tuned
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174416
>>2174413
oh hell naw
i know too much about yalls genitals already
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174417
wish is an anime loli irl
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174418>>2174427
>>2174410
Ouroboros doesn't support flags
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174419
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174420>>2174425
>>2174412
Well I am a higher rank than he is.
>>2174414
>
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174421>>2174444
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Ben Stein and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174422>>2174424 >>2174425 >>2174431 >>2174434
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174423>>2174434
>>2174415
>surely he will deliver
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174424>>2174430
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174425>>2174430 >>2174444
Jk, I actually imagine you as Ayu
>>2174420
Only because he stopped playing.
>>2174422
Grim pretty much.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174428
Wait, no, scratch that, Ben Stein's better.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174430>>2174445
>>2174424
was expecting this tbh
>>2174425
isnt grim like obese or something
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174431>>2174433
>>2174422
as a well mannered young paki gentleman that only rarely shits in the street
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174432>>2174437 >>2174441
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174433>>2174436
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174434>>2174436 >>2174437 >>2174444
>>2174411
Slut.
>>2174412
Played since the day after the closed beta ended. Was hoping beyond hope riot would get their shit together
Has Morde gotten reworked yet?
>>2174422
Face down, ass up, blindfolded and confused with a powered on kitchen mixer waving around uncontrollably in your ass
>>2174423
Seriously give me a couple hours and I'll do my damndest
>>2174427
Android 8ch reader.
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174435>>2174437 >>2174478
>>2174403
I'll see what I can find
>>2174412
kek. Btw I'm not at my desktop, might install League on the laptop but I can't play tonight at least.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174436>>2174438
>>2174433
brbrbr gibe monies plox
>>2174434
i will give you 1000 internets if you do
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174437>>2174439 >>2174442 >>2174446 >>2174454
>>2174429
Well, you know, stuff and things, just got home from a trip.
Sup with you
>>2174432
That he is.
>>2174434
I mean, sort of, not really, not since Kayn's release though, he's still the buglord of league.
I don't think they even fixed that one thing where Jhin's ghost had unlucked attack speed and unlimited 4th shots
>>2174435
Oh cool, late's better than never.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174438>>2174440
>>2174436
I don't know where to get those special twisty balloons but gluing a bunch of circular balloons together until it potentially resembled a quadriped is good enough right?
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174439>>2174445
>>2174437
youd hit it wouldnt ya?
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174440>>2174442
>>2174438
that is fine too
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174441>>2174450
>>2174432
sorry to disappoint but im probably nowhere ner as thicc
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174442>>2174448 >>2174450
>>2174437
Riots so afraid to touch morde because the way his ult is coded it could potentially bug every other champ in the game
The spaghettiest.
>>2174440
I'm gonna draw a face on it.
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174443>>2174449
>>2174429
does kitty hate me
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174444>>2174447 >>2174448 >>2174450
>>2174421
>
>>2174425
He still plays though
>>2174434
Sorry
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174445>>2174450
>>2174430
He's kinda chubby but he's far from obese.
>>2174439
No, he's too short, hairy and manly for me.
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174446>>2174448 >>2174462
>>2174437
Getting pissed off because I have been waiting to leave all day and we're still fucking here
Hungry and annoyed
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174447>>2174458
>>2174444
You are not
Now you're a fucking liar too
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174448>>2174451 >>2174453 >>2174458
>>2174442
They should honestly just delete and replace him entirely like they did with Aatrox.
>>2174444
Didn't he switch modes?
>>2174446
Would anyone notice if you just left right now?
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174449>>2174452
>>2174443
I hate all of you
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174450>>2174455 >>2174458 >>2174469
>>2174441
from the parasites yeh
>>2174442
make it a super cool meme fais
>>2174444
do et fgt
>>2174445
he says he has a gf, wondering at this point tf im doing wrong
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174451>>2174469
>>2174448
I wouldn't be able to get home
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174452>>2174475
>>2174449
hate me senpai
hate me
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174453>>2174469
>>2174448
Morde had the best kit of any champion up until lije season 4 though he was so good I miss old league waah new things are bad I don't like change
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174455>>2174457
>>2174450
I'm gonna go for Nicholas cage or something.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174456>>2174460 >>2174461
I'm back, I'd like to grow this as a proper feature, but tonight is som pure unadulterated SCANNER posting.
>>2174394
She had an abscess, needed to go to surgery for it. She was fucked on painkillers, that's what I remember.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174457>>2174464
jk kitty love me LOVE ME
>>2174455
heh.... you dont say
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174458>>2174463 >>2174469
>>2174447
wtf
>>2174448
I think he said his tablet broke and he was playing a lot of mania.
But he might have gotten a new tablet now, he plays standard at least.
>>2174450
I just did
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174459
Oh man, that was poor choice in image
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174460>>2174473
>>2174456
Fucking on painkillers sucks. Like, ravaging a pillow levels of dull
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174461>>2174462 >>2174473
>>2174456
why couldnt she sit here and shitpost for hours like we do?
power lvl is weak
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174462
>>2174446
>here
where would that be
>>2174461
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174464>>2174479
>>2174457
Nothing personell?
I can't draw faces for crap. I'm just gonna go with the face on that giant balloon animal from ATHF.
...i h avent seen that show in years. That's deeply programmed.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174465>>2174467 >>2174470
god dammit... yet another cock i have to bore out of my brain
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174466>>2174479
>>2174463
That image is fucking racist lol
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174467>>2174479
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174468>>2174471 >>2174479
>>2174463
I'll post my dick isntead
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174469>>2174472 >>2174476 >>2174477 >>2174479
>>2174450
Have you seen her?
>>2174451
How come?
>>2174453
I actually kinda enjoy the chaos meta, never know what you're up against.
>>2174454
You will be.
>>2174458
Oh, I haven't seen him around that much.
What about your twin, wasn't he supposed to be good and stuffs ?
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174470>>2174479
>>2174465
Just jerk off to it until it no longer phases you
Works with the same porno over and over
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174471
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174473>>2174474 >>2174479
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2174461
She doesn't know how to use 8chan and doesn't have a computer. She has a smartphone and only connects to facebook. I'm trying to get her into 8chan /animus/ because I thought it would be funny having my family along for the ride.
I want to teach her how to shitpost. She likes you and Shambles.
>>2174460
Wouldn't know, I'm on Ollanzopine and I'm flat as fuck.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174474>>2174480
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174475>>2174479
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174476>>2174483
>>2174469
Yeah, same.
I'm higher than him too.
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174477>>2174483
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174478
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174479>>2174483 >>2174487
>>2174464
do coolface.jpeg
>>2174466
lol, i guess it is
>>2174467
no niga
>>2174468
pls can u not
>>2174469
i havent... prolly a fleshlight
>>2174470
watching strong midget porn to delete the image
>>2174473
she would like the paki...
>>2174475
;_;
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174480>>2174481 >>2174484
Here is a pic of my mum with a big doggo.
>>2174474
Like dull, empty, soulless, flat as a pancake. Neither positve or negative. White noise. I felt joy when I was posting for my mum.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174481>>2174482
>>2174480
thats a nice bitch
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174482>>2174485
>>2174481
The dog is male, hope you're not talking about my momma.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174483>>2174485 >>2174486 >>2174488 >>2174495
>>2174472
Because it won't be tonight and anything after tonight is late.
>>2174476
Oh. okay.
My bad, I thought he was actually good.
>>2174477
No car or public transport?
>>2174479
You can stop wondering then.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174484>>2174490
>>2174480
I have not figured out how to cope with constant unending existential depression either.
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Scanner your mom looks like she partied hard before she was infected with an 18 year parasite.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174485>>2174492
>>2174482
oh, i just assumed
>>2174483
so i can purge that thought as well?
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174486>>2174492
>>2174483
The only ride is the work truck
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174487>>2174489
>>2174479
She likes you too. I think.
I just need to teach her how to shitpost because fuck me, the things that she says to me is off the charts. She offloads so much shit on me so I thought 'Maybe she can offload in /animus/'
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174488>>2174492
>>2174483
Still a lot higher than you :^)
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174489>>2174494
>>2174487
so i was too nice then?
id hate to lose my rep as a raging asshole...
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174490>>2174499
>>2174484
She didn't get infected with a parasite, but man, she does party hard.
I won't tell her you said that, that would really piss her off. She takes pride in her appearance.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174491>>2174494
>>2174227
thats red and pink?
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174492>>2174493 >>2174500 >>2174506
>>2174485
Yes.
>>2174486
For every single employee ?
>>2174488
I wanted to get good for you but I'm getting closer to just quitting to care now.
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174494>>2174496 >>2174497
>>2174491
You're too late Ritsu, my mam already fucked off.
>>2174489
Nah, in fact, I dig you as well, you ain't a raging asshole to me.
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174495>>2174504
>>2174483
You'll have to endure another night without me.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174496>>2174498
>>2174494
fuck... my clever ruse has been dashed
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174497>>2174503
>>2174494
can you tell her to give me her number, please?
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174498>>2174502
>>2174496
And I'm not a reckless alcoholic.
The masks come off tonight, it is a Scanner's Mum thread.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174499>>2174501 >>2174503
>>2174490
It's not an insult
I want to party with your mom
She looks cool
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174500>>2174504
>>2174492
It's because I'm ugly, isn't it?
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174501
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174502
so i was able to purge the visual of grim humping a fleshlight but the pakis cock is seared into my prefrontal wat do...
>>2174498
lol i wouldnt miss it
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174503>>2174505 >>2174510
>>2174497
I'm not calling her so I can give you her number. Wait for the next time she comes in my house to shitpost.
>>2174499
She parties harder than me, that's for damn sure. Hope you can keep up with the pace because I couldn't.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174504>>2174507 >>2174508
>>2174495
The horror.
How could you do this to me.
>>2174500
Yes.
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174505>>2174509
>>2174503
Do you know who the fuck you're talking to
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174506>>2174519
>>2174492
Til we get back to the office yeah
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174509
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>>2174505
I talked to princes and paupers, you all get the same treatment. Come in, have a drink, I'll show you some shit.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174510>>2174511 >>2174512
>>2174503
text her then
just give me the number smh
▶ 5f1083 (40) No.2174511>>2174515 >>2174516
>>2174510
smh ritsu finna make a move on scanners mum
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174512>>2174516
>>2174510
I already got told off for posting her number on facebook, I ain't gonna repeat the same mistake.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174513
▶ ee1cef (6) No.2174514>>2174517
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174515
>>2174511
Why on earth would you want to get involved with my family?
Most of us are either bar bouncers or sectioned maniacs.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174516>>2174522
>>2174511
smh don't blow my cover dude. the only thing i want blown is me.
>>2174512
come on please dude. I'll be your best friend
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174519>>2174524 >>2174528 >>2174533
>>2174506
Oh, dude, get a better job
>>2174507
You are truly despicable.
I'm hurt.
If you weren't posting good lewds I'd just straight up filter you as of now.
>>2174508
At least your self reflection's getting better so there's yet hope.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174520
hey maaan
i got these cheeseburgers maaan
you gotta eat em maaan
please maaaan
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174522>>2174525 >>2174527
>>2174516
Sorry, but I already have a best friend.
>>2174518
Funny you should send that.
That was taking in my crushe's house. Her name was Nicole.
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174524>>2174526
>>2174519
Of course you wouldn't!
▶ b16271 (5) No.2174525>>2174530
>>2174522
did she put that in your mouf and pull the trigger though?
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174526>>2174529 >>2174542
>>2174524
That one's objectively trash though.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174527>>2174536
>>2174522
I'll be your BESTEST friend FOR LIFE
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174528>>2174531 >>2174534
>>2174519
I'm no mirror man.
>>2174521
Nothing really, just glad that it's finally the weekend :)
You?
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174529>>2174534
>>2174526
Okay JPG
Would be better with a softer face
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174530>>2174539
>>2174525
She boned her boyfriend with it.
She was my first kiss. She said I was pretty good. 'Cue Metal Gear Solid reference'
▶ ee1cef (6) No.2174531>>2174563
>>2174528
Weekend yeetness
brb shower
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174532
something something arrow to the knee
▶ e02921 (12) No.2174533
>>2174519
There is nothing better
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174534>>2174535 >>2174563
>>2174528
You will always be a 2d loli to me.
>>2174529
Post a better one.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174535>>2174537
>>2174534
I don't save 3D girls
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174536
>>2174527
I don't know who the fuck you are.
I ain't giving my mum's number up lest she posts it herself.
You should be my bestest friend for life regardless, I'm a good friend, I do some zany shit.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174537>>2174538
>>2174535
Maybe you should start.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174538>>2174544
>>2174537
Why would I do that
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174539>>2174546
>>2174530
why not idubbbz reference?
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174540
>2018
>not having scanner on facebook
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174541
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174542>>2174550
>>2174526
What are you, gay?
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174543
>2018 having facebook and pretending not to
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174544>>2174548
>>2174538
Because real girls can be cute too.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174545
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174546
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This is my favourite chiptune song.
>>2174539
I don't know much idubbz, I know of pink guy and filthy frank but never got into idubbbz.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174547>>2174549
i bet scanner takes his cuteness from his mom
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174548>>2174551 >>2174552 >>2174553
You wish I had Facebook
>>2174544
Real girls remind me that no one irl loves me
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174549
>>2174547
I know I take my alcoholism from my dad.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174550>>2174555
>>2174542
Apparently
>>2174320
>>2174321
Considering how gay Emanuel is, I'm a straight up homo king.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174551
>>2174548
i'll love you irl
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174552>>2174559
>>2174548
Maybe you only feel that way because you focus too much on 2D.
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174553>>2174559
>>2174548
just add me already niga
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174554
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Drinking Buckfast, raising a glass to Erin.
▶ 9c7fb7 (2) No.2174556
▶ e54d06 (67) No.2174558
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174559>>2174569
Don't (You) me
>>2174552
Nah, I'm just ugly af
>>2174553
I aint got it hoe
▶ 0c81e8 (48) No.2174560
Playing Dota2 now. See ya later.
▶ 122bd9 (14) No.2174561
scanner can you tell your mom that an anon has a crush on her uwu
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174562
>drinking wine
>being able to afford anything else
The gods of booze look down on you with great malice
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174563>>2174564 >>2174569 >>2174570
>>2174531
Pee shower
>>2174534
Well yes, cause I am one of those.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174564>>2174565
>>2174563
Scathach is :100:
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174565>>2174566
>>2174564
Yeah, especially the scat part
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174566>>2174571
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174567>>2174568 >>2174569
>>2174557
I'm a consultant, not a doctor. Ask me for advice instead.
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174568>>2174580
>>2174567
My peepee get big when I see anime tiddies
What's wrong with me
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174569>>2174571 >>2174574 >>2174580
>>2174559
How bad could it possibly be.
>>2174563
Can I see?
>>2174567
Go ahead then.
Advice is welcome as well.
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174571>>2174574 >>2174575 >>2174577
>>2174566
Anone anone
>>2174569
I already showed you.
>>2174570
-does the pee thing-
▶ 9c7fb7 (2) No.2174572>>2174576
hey i want in on this pee action too
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174573
Am drunk
Don't wanna go to Walgreens yet
Tell me how to entertain myself that isn't masturbation
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174574>>2174576
>>2174569
Not very good
>>2174571
Scat is gross
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174575>>2174576
>>2174571
Oh, was that it?
Huh..
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174576>>2174579
>>2174574
Hach too :^)
>>2174572
I mean I just used a toilet tbh
>>2174575
Yes
▶ ee1cef (6) No.2174577>>2174578
>>2174571
yes officer this post right here
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174578>>2174585
>>2174577
There is nothing illegal about using my toilet in the privacy of my own home.
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174579>>2174581
>>2174576
Not quite my type but okay I guess.
▶ 232418 (23) No.2174580>>2174589
>>2174568
ur gey
>>2174569
Find someone to help you
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174581>>2174584
>>2174579
Well yeah, there's no dick.
▶ 9b198f (2) No.2174582>>2174587
I'm disappointed you didn't buy any piss doujins at AX, Wish
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174583>>2174586
Soto I'm gonna be in LA August 4th and Colbs and I are getting trashed come out with us
▶ 3f5b77 (38) No.2174584>>2174587
>>2174581
Oh there wasn't?
I wouldn't know.
▶ 9b198f (2) No.2174586
>>2174583
Yeah Colbs messaged me
I'm down to clown
Heard you're gonna be doing some shit with a DJ or something
lol I didnt know you did music stuff, lemme hear it sometime so I can call it hipster garbage then laugh and buy you a beer or 6
▶ 62b564 (22) No.2174587
>>2174582
I didn't find any.
>>2174584
Hm.
>>2174585
I'm sad now
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174589
▶ d112d2 (30) No.2174590
Maybe that's the real reason girls don't like me OwO
▶ 8ed493 (55) No.2174591