f0a3ce No.2174117
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Fly boyz in the Hood Edition.
1b8666 No.2174123
DADDYYYYY *tackle hugs*
Where have you been~? <3
f0a3ce No.2174124
>>2174123
Around. Things to do. People to avoid. Work mostly. Ayayayaya. How you petit pois?
1b8666 No.2174125
>>2174124
i'm alright
send help though, cause I'm doing more online shopping x_x
they shouldn't've upped my credit line on one of my cards, I knew this would happen lol
f0a3ce No.2174127
>>2174125
The rat bastards! What are you shopping for?
I just received these today. Pretty psyched. I needed to retire a pair of my Vans. RIP.
https://www.schuh.co.uk/mens/dc-shoes-pure-wc-tx-se-grey-trainers/3422207570/
1b8666 No.2174128
>>2174127
I got a couple pairs of shorts since I didn't own any, I got 2 pairs of shoes, a pair of jeans, and a couple tops.
Those are nice lookin'. I miss skate shoes they were always so comfy
and like you could go skate with them lol
1b8666 No.2174129
oh and a belt 3 pack, black white and brown for 8 bucks noice
f0a3ce No.2174130
>>2174128
>>2174129
Sounds like you had quite the spree there girl! TREAT YO SELF!
How short are the shorts :winkiefais:
1b8666 No.2174131
>>2174130
They're pretty short, but no shorter than the ones I was wearing last summer with the ex.
YEEEEAHHH, 165 bucks. I spent another 130 the other day on some stuff too. I think I'm good now. I feel better.
1b8666 No.2174132
I'll get my earrings next month I guess lol
f0a3ce No.2174134
>>2174131
>>2174132
Retail therapy. Welma over here saving the US economy :3
And earings? Looped ear rings?
122bd9 No.2174135
>>2174134
I <3 D.va
I kamikaze'd a bunch of people with her ult
1b8666 No.2174136
>>2174134
Noo. I miss regular earrings.
I was gonna get some Mexican amber plugs in 5/8" which will be my final stretch size.
>saving the US economy
someone's gotta do it, amirite~?
f0a3ce No.2174137
>>2174136
Make America Elma Again!
Ah, you use stretchers, not my thang, but I guess if you dig it then ^^
My only piercing has healed though.
MEXICAN????? :@ BUILD THE WALL
>>2174135
abra kadabra
1b8666 No.2174139
>>2174137
OMG yeah they're big enough to like stick fingers and glowsticks through so that's neato.
My other ones are finally healed all the way, so I might go get my ear finished with my double helix at some point.
Then I'll have no excuses to put off my tattoos x_x I'm scared.
nuuu. the mexican amber fluoresces naturally which is really cool!
1b8666 No.2174140
I texted my little sister about the online sale and she was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't buy more clothes, then linked me to her poshmark account lmao
She's finally come around to the point of giving me clothes which is p rad.
/blog
8c173a No.2174141
MY WIFE IS WORKING 14 HOURS TODAY AND I'M HORNY AND LONELY AND DRUNK ASK MR ANYTHING
1b8666 No.2174142
>>2174141
when are you leaving her for me~?
1b8666 No.2174143
wow jk I meant
still want that pic?
1b8666 No.2174144
brb I'm gonna Luka it up and get Subway.
8c173a No.2174145
Kill a cop and wear his helmet
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8c173a No.2174148
We're all going to fucking die. Screw hiding behind a desk for forty fucking years.
3149a4 No.2174150
I never got why people need to lose everything for saying nigger.
2e0f54 No.2174151
A swift cross to the chin is all they need
5d56e0 No.2174152
phone is kill
this is the end
i'm writing my will
6968c0 No.2174154
Maybe it's how people quit their jobs these days, it's probably quicker that way
1b8666 No.2174155
Drunky, are you having a moment?
Wanna talk about it?
1b8666 No.2174156
>>2174150
if it's supposed to be equality white people should be able to say it too
;^)
1b8666 No.2174157
lol they gave me the chick behind me's sub in my bag
#rekt
122bd9 No.2174158
IF HUMANITY ORIGINATED IN AFRICA WE SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO SAY THE N WORD
1b8666 No.2174160
>>2174158
ooh good point
idk I'd still rather not get into altercations generally speaking
f0a3ce No.2174161
>>2174139
>>2174160
Ah I got caught up playing a gaemu
wot up
1b8666 No.2174162
>>2174161
fucking construction traffic is so shit in a standard.
a warning sign would've been nice I just wanted a subway lol
aa913d No.2174163
what should I have for lunch, animus?
f0a3ce No.2174164
>>2174162
You tellin' me, you didn't get yo Sub!?!??!
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1b8666 No.2174167
>>2174164
I did. And the lady behind me's lol
f0a3ce No.2174168
>>2174166
All the meat.
>>2174167
Be right back, burning down subway! Wendy's tiemu!
aa913d No.2174171
>>2174150
his stock jumped 12 points when he quit. its biggest jump in 6 years. that's hundreds of millions of dollars in value. if anything, he got paid for saying the n word.
1b8666 No.2174173
shit I actually LOL'd loco
good shit
5f1083 No.2174174
>>2174172
w-what do you have in your wishlist , to get get reccomendations like that?
e9c1b6 No.2174175
>>2174172
What is doing that thing with three holes?
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866204 No.2174177
>>2174175
I think you dip it in the lube bottle
And then in yourself.
5f1083 No.2174178
hello maddy
wyd
>>2174177
do you have dildoes and shit in your wl or something
1b8666 No.2174180
>>2174178
just chillin
the wait for my clothes has begun. Literally the worst part of shopping online.
f0a3ce No.2174181
>>2174170
gimme dem buns, huns
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aa913d No.2174183
if I had a pound every time every time loco mentioned his amazon
I'd be quite sore
1b8666 No.2174184
>>2174181
I'll literally give my buns to anyone if they're nice to me.
It's sad how needy I am.
866204 No.2174185
i very rarely mention sabs now
5f1083 No.2174186
>>2174182
hmm
>>2174180
wendy is smug its really unnerving
oo what site do you use to but shit , i got a nirvana shirt from some gook site for like 2$
>>2174183
thought this character was female before i found sauce still pretty cute though
5f1083 No.2174187
>>2174186
havent ironed it in a while excuse that but was pretty good for 2$
1b8666 No.2174188
>>2174186
I went to dollskill, killstar, and charlotte russe
Total spree cost me about 300 dollars.
Yup. I love Wendy cause I relate to the smug at times.
f0a3ce No.2174189
>>2174184
Hey, how you doin' :3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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5f1083 No.2174191
>>2174188
you should try ali express and alibaba , both gook sites but the quality of goods is really good and really fcucking cheap , you can get most things there
1b8666 No.2174192
>>2174191
I used to use Wish app from time to time, but the chinese warehouses literally soak shoes and things in that water-resistant shit and I can't get the smell out.
I'll spend the extra dough, I really don't mind lol
f0a3ce No.2174193
>>2174190
:3
btw I am currently engrossed in this fantastic narrative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh7cWRrqF4
5f1083 No.2174194
>>2174192
you can get most things you want from those sitesfor similar quality unless you're buying some really fancy shit , smell in the products?
you can file a complaint about that and they will return the money to you and you get to keep the items as long as you dont leave a bad review , hell they gave me back my money for this one shirt i was buying and sent me another new one aswell , they were begging me not to leave a bad review
5f1083 No.2174195
okay ill stop shilling gook sites now , see you wonderpeople later or maybe in a few mins idk
1b8666 No.2174196
>>2174194
It's not worth the month import wait and shit buying from China. Again, I have the money and I don't mind spending it so it's not a huge deal lol
1b8666 No.2174198
I don't wanna go to work :(
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d112d2 No.2174201
>>2174200
What do you know
1b8666 No.2174202
>>2174201
Not who tf you are XD
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d112d2 No.2174205
>>2174204
Trying to find out who tf I am
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1b8666 No.2174207
>>2174205
that's a main quest. side quests are more fun and less daunting
d112d2 No.2174208
>>2174207
All quests are bad
1b8666 No.2174209
>>2174208
that just makes it sound like you're a lazy fuck with no room for improvement
d112d2 No.2174210
>>2174209
That's an accurate statement
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d112d2 No.2174213
>>2174212
That's a yikes from me
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1b8666 No.2174217
yay I can go to work happy now
<3 ttyl thread
f0a3ce No.2174218
>>2174217
Good luck, happy hunting.
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f0a3ce No.2174221
Ukraine belongs to Russia
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122bd9 No.2174225
mei is my fav OW character her accent is adorable reminds me of Skyrim Tanker Neisa
0c81e8 No.2174226
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Hello /animus/, I got 2 bottles of buckfast and a special guest with me, my mum, who is named Selena (couldn't come up with a shitposting name for her). She is going to shit post with me, say hi mum.
<Fook off, I am Bes.
That's nice mum. She's gonna be the music poster for me too. The bitch is eating my coco puffs.
0c81e8 No.2174227
I'll be black text and my mum will be pink test. What do you want to say mum?
<We pissed up on cider and it's here.
We're gonna get pissed tonight.
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f0a3ce No.2174230
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
0c81e8 No.2174232
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Mum wants another song on.
She tried my buckfast, she fucking hated it, tastes like martini she says.
Mum, what's your waifu?
<What do you mean?
Who is a fictional woman that you like the most?
<Wonder Woman. Put Manic Street Preachers on.
0c81e8 No.2174233
>>2174231
Goodnight Scoots, I'll cover for you.
0c81e8 No.2174234
I was discussing with my mum to see what avatar she would pick. She picked Cat Woman. I'm gonna teach her to use 8chan so she can get more friends (or enemies)
Why did you pick Cat Woman?
<Because I am Cat Woman.
5f1083 No.2174235
>>2174234
>I'm gonna teach her to use 8chan
why would you ever put your own mother through this
232418 No.2174236
If I told anyone irl about 8chan, I'd never see them again
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0c81e8 No.2174238
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Ok, my mum wants another song on.
<Put on Public Enemy, Everything.
She likes this a lot. Anything more to say?
<That is my life.
>>2174235
Because it would be funny.
<I am Angela Davis, a bad motherfucker.
0c81e8 No.2174242
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The bitch takes my cigarettes and booze, so I thought 'Maybe she can do shitposting too'.
<Just put Public Enemy, Fight the Power on.
Any questions you want to ask /animus/?
<Who doesn't love public enemy. No, put Harder than you think on.
If it isn't apparent, my mum loves Public Enemy.
>>2174240
Do it, ladies are present.
3f5b77 No.2174243
>>2174241
Did you give up on leeg
8ed493 No.2174244
>>2174238
Teel her to listen to New Mexico Song by Johnny Hobo And the Freight Trains
And then tell her to kill herself.
5f1083 No.2174245
>>2174242
tell ur mum anon wishes her a nice day
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8ed493 No.2174247
Also tits or gtfo
This is still the internet
0b37a2 No.2174248
One of these days we'll come here and it'll legit be Scanner's mom posting as Scanner.
probably to tell us all he killed himself tho tbh.
0c81e8 No.2174249
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My mum is just eating cake, what you eating?
<Chocolate Cheesecake.
Anything you want to say to the posters?
<Fight the Power, fight the powers that be, do you want any of this cheesecake?
No mum, I'm on buckfast.
>>2174244
<Tell them to post Black Skinhead, and then fuck off.
I'll get that music on for you though. She best listen to it.
>>2174245
How do you want to respond?
<Ditto.
>>2174247
Are you gonna show your tits, mum?
<No.
8ed493 No.2174250
And nothing of value was lost
8ed493 No.2174252
Tracer I made Irish cream and I never want to be sober agaib
0c81e8 No.2174254
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I don't think my mum's avatar is gonna be Catwoman but music videos, she wants me to post all the songs she likes.
<I already want to shoot you all.
8ed493 No.2174255
>>2174253
Ask nezi he has plenty of pictures of my tits
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3f5b77 No.2174257
>>2174255
Oh I don't want them anymore then.
5d56e0 No.2174258
>>2174252
Hah, glad you like it.
0c81e8 No.2174259
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<I'm on the cider.
Tell them a bit about yourself.
<I'm 47 but I look 35 because black don't crack. Post a pic of me.
Later mum, you can't post music videos and pictures at the same time.
e54d06 No.2174260
>>2174254
>bringing your mum to the sausagefest
232418 No.2174261
>>2174243
My main got permed LUL
e54d06 No.2174262
>>2174259
>black don't crack
8ed493 No.2174263
Scanners mom:
Tell us the most e mbarassing stories you have about scanner
Also how do you feel about anime tiddies
0c81e8 No.2174264
>>2174260
What do you say about that, mum?
<Fook off, I like Madchester
What's Madchester?
<It's a music thing.
Mum wanted to share a picture with you lot.
2d981c No.2174265
literally got banned forever from /christian/ for posting anime fml
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8ed493 No.2174270
>>2174265
Now get banned from /muslim/ for spam posting pictures of mohommad
5d56e0 No.2174271
>>2174252
Oh, try sticking it in the freezer on hot days.
8ed493 No.2174272
>>2174271
It's already there
Every day is hot day here
Please help am melt
3f5b77 No.2174273
Yahallo Duke
>>2174261
Why ?
>>2174265
You fucking antichrist.
0c81e8 No.2174274
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>>2174263
<He stripped off at a goth disco and was wearing manky pjs.
I have better one, I took a shit whilst I was in my aunties bath at the age of ten.
<I feel indifferent about anime tiddies.
d112d2 No.2174275
Nice to see you again me Echo-chan
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e54d06 No.2174277
maybe yall can troll em
im might white knight tf out of this time
d112d2 No.2174278
This is now a SCANNER'S MUM thread
232418 No.2174279
>>2174273
Couldn't keep my mouth shut.
5d56e0 No.2174280
>>2174272
Good man.
Aye, I feel your pain.
8ed493 No.2174281
>>2174274
I want your mom's take on embarrassing shit. Parents have some god given ability to Remember the most shameful shit.
Also tell her to answer the question, and Samas demands
e54d06 No.2174282
>>2174264
this legit looks a little like my ex lol
0b37a2 No.2174283
>>2174262
What did he mean by this?
5f1083 No.2174284
>>2174279
just play dota bro , they dont ban for that shit
2d981c No.2174285
>>2174270
too easy and dumb
>>2174273
I demand a weeb pope to fix this injustice
>>2174276
yes stempai
3f5b77 No.2174286
Feeling alright duke ?
>>2174279
What a toxic dickbag.
You should start over and duoq with Subtle.
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8ed493 No.2174288
Wait a minute
Sama is scanners dad
Ohfuck
3f5b77 No.2174289
>>2174285
But wait did you actually?
0c81e8 No.2174290
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Yeah mum, you can't just post music videos, you need to get involved in the shitposting too.
<Mum says read H.G. Wells.
>>2174278
<It's my favourite author.
I knew this would be a fun feature.
e54d06 No.2174291
>>2174283
shes a strong independent black woman that dont need no man
>>2174287
face structure is differents, and my ex was a little less thicc
0c81e8 No.2174292
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<Post anti-d by the wombats.
You need to talk more.
<Ok, I was on the website for the wombats because I'm so mother fucking cool.
e54d06 No.2174293
>>2174288
the numbers and probability also point in this direction
8ed493 No.2174294
>>2174291
I stand by it
Also ur scanners dad now
Headcanon
e54d06 No.2174295
scanner... call me papi
scanners mum call me papito
8ed493 No.2174296
OH MY GOD MAKE UR MOM VOCAROO ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH
8ed493 No.2174297
DO IT FOR THE FUCKIN LOLZ
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0c81e8 No.2174299
My mum says she's the ultimate scouser.
<Calm down, calm down. This music video is about you, fucking watch it.
>>2174296
I can do this, what do you want her to say?
5f1083 No.2174300
tell your mom to post ass
2d981c No.2174301
>>2174289
ye didnt even notice until now
HMPFH
whateve my anime memes have a better place
8ed493 No.2174302
>>2174299
ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH
BONUS POINTS FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG
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e54d06 No.2174304
fuck... were really doing this?
8ed493 No.2174305
God sent his son, his only son to die for us
But we're all gods children
So in his eyes, were all a bunch of girls.
Let us struggle through the trials and tribulations of lesbianism, amen
3f5b77 No.2174306
>>2174301
Why would you even go there ?
e54d06 No.2174307
kinda nice not being the only old af niga in here
8ed493 No.2174308
>>2174304
Don't pretend that isn't a golden suggestion.
We could also have her record obnoxious moaning sounds, but we're not 11
e54d06 No.2174309
>>2174308
fine
it would be slightly lulsy, that is all
3/10 for the suggestion
2d981c No.2174310
>>2174305
>>2174306
i love interdenominational fights
after /int/ went coocoo i needed a new main board
e54d06 No.2174311
SCANNER
AS YOUR FATHER
I DEMAND YOU STOP BEING GAY THIS INSTANT
232418 No.2174312
Sama how old are you even
>>2174284
I do. Dota usually gives a more balanced game experience too, but it doesn't offer the same stomp feeling that League can give.
>>2174286
On your friendslist there's a guy called CaringTermite. That's me.
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5f1083 No.2174316
>>2174312
>stomp feeling
not sure what you mean by that cause i haent played league much at all but atleat you can flame all you want there without anyone giving a fuck
8ed493 No.2174317
Sometimes I feel comforted by the fact that I'll be dead long before I'm as old as sama
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0c81e8 No.2174319
>>2174302
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18ioJkRMBg0
She didn't know about Row Row, only how Chuck D said it.
>>2174300
<fook off. That F double oh k off.
62b564 No.2174320
Sometimes I feel comforted by the fact that I'll be dead long before I'm as gay as next poster
3f5b77 No.2174321
>>2174310
Wanna look for something together?
I've been a little bored lately.
>>2174312
Oooooooh.
So you actually are at it again?
Dear god that's even worse.
Permaban should have been your ticket to freedom. I wish I got banned so I'd at least have an excuse for why I didn't get dia.
0c81e8 No.2174322
>>2174311
<I'm a bull dyke.
I don't know what to say, but this is funny shit.
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>>2174319
your mum kind of looks like my mum except for hair
d112d2 No.2174326
I'm tired Echo-chan
>>2174285
Yahallo
0c81e8 No.2174327
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You gotta keep talking mum, it can't be all music.
<I will.
8ed493 No.2174328
>>2174319
I wanna do crack with your mum now.
This was fun.
e54d06 No.2174329
>>2174317
sometimes im comforted by the fact that ill be dead soon and not have to tolerate your bullshit
>>2174318
lol nope
>>2174319
delivery... saved for future luls
>>2174322
herp the unherpable
derp the underpable
herp durp
herp
the
hurrdurr
232418 No.2174330
>>2174314
Meme
>>2174316
There's a champ called Kayn which feels really god damn good to get ahead on.
>>2174321
For whatever reason I am much more relaxed on this account. I usually just meme around now, rarely typing anything at all.
e54d06 No.2174331
>>2174330
all i got is old, dead memes...
5f1083 No.2174332
>>2174330
just spam od lol
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0c81e8 No.2174335
>>2174325
<Well that means your mum is beautiful.
Yeah, I guess that is a comment that's positive.
>>2174328
<I only do pot and magic mushrooms.
>>2174329
She's eating my chips I had frozen in my freezer, she's like the dwarves from The Hobbit.
<I'm part Irish and I'm just Shinade O Connor.
2d981c No.2174336
trips and i'll shout fuck nigga ayy out my window
>>2174321
yesh
what do you like
>>2174326
how you do autismsama
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e54d06 No.2174338
>>2174335
tell her im also a lesbian
i never shave my pits or legs
0c81e8 No.2174339
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<I have to go soon, post this Josh.
Yeah, my real name is Josh, but SCANNER does me fine.
<Cig me, I need a cig for walking home and then I'm going to bed.
232418 No.2174340
>>2174331
RIP
>>2174332
Doesn't serve the same satisfaction. You can literally remove 2 people from the game without them being able to react.
The most fun is of course their anger and name calling afterwards, but I usually cum at that point so I almost don't notice
0c81e8 No.2174341
>>2174338
<I haven't shaved my pits for years as part of a feminist protest.
e54d06 No.2174342
>>2174337
havent we already done this?
like... i even shooped bruce willis noggin as me nuts.
8ed493 No.2174343
>>2174339
Masturbation is a sin you degenerate
3f5b77 No.2174344
Go to sleep, Duke.
Go away, Emanuel.
>>2174330
I guess bans do work then.
>>2174336
That's...broad.
Be a little more specific.
e54d06 No.2174345
>>2174341
im a feminist too
0c81e8 No.2174346
>>2174343
<only if you're a catholic. I'm Pagan.
0c81e8 No.2174347
>>2174345
My mum never shaved my legs.
<read Germaine Greer, the female eunich.
e54d06 No.2174348
>>2174340
old memes are best memes you wippersnappers cant meme these days
5f1083 No.2174349
>>2174340
okay really want to play this hero now if he is that broken , how do you deal with not being able to flame or feed after some retard fucks your game tho , nothing more satifying than feeding 999x cour just because i can
>>2174342
havent seen it in a while need a pic to determine age
232418 No.2174350
>>2174344
I miss my Victorious Janna skin but that's about it.
3f5b77 No.2174351
I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
62b564 No.2174352
>>2174344
>Go away, Emanuel.
Ok, I go play OSSSSSSSSSSS
8ed493 No.2174353
I just wanna kill some cops and hide out in Mexico
Selena can come too
e54d06 No.2174354
every sperm is sacred....
>>2174347
wait... what?
>>2174349
but i literally told yall how old i wasnt
5f1083 No.2174355
0c81e8 No.2174356
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<Just post this.
What is the most embarrising thing you've done, mum?
<Streaked around your school with a football player.
8ed493 No.2174357
e54d06 No.2174358
>>2174355
YOU CANT HANDLE A STRONG BLACK WOMAN
2d981c No.2174359
>>2174344
uhhhhhmmm..
do you like mad people or cozy people to hang wit
5f1083 No.2174360
>>2174357
>>2174356
no one clicks on these stop wasting ur time
8ed493 No.2174361
Selena: "participated in an all black gangbang and got impregnated. And that's the story of how Scanner was born"
e54d06 No.2174362
>>2174357
and neither can you
8ed493 No.2174363
5f1083 No.2174364
3f5b77 No.2174365
>>2174350
I could play with you on my smurf
I kinda wanted to get dia before school year starts but I guess I can only get as far as plat3-1 because I'm already hitting win loss win loss rates at p4. I've been meaning to level it up to meme or try for bronze
>>2174352
Are you good yet?
>>2174359
I like interesting people that will keep me entertained.
Cozy is fine too. Even mad is fine as long as it's the kind of mad that cracks everyone else up.
e54d06 No.2174366
brb impregnating scanners mum
0c81e8 No.2174367
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>>2174354
Shaved her legs I mean. Sorry, we're morphing to one shit poster.
<A prominent feminist. Germaine Greer.
Hope I'm spelling it right.
>>2174355
<Just say Angela Davis
d112d2 No.2174368
But it's not late enough
>>2174336
Autismsama? That's a new one
Plan C me Tokai-chan
Playing Omnipotence in SMITE
0c81e8 No.2174369
>>2174366
<... Fine
NO I don't allow this!
e54d06 No.2174370
>>2174367
...and with your powers combined!
8ed493 No.2174371
I bet Selena can get freaky to some Oingo Boingo
e54d06 No.2174372
>>2174369
lol
you also can gg
2d981c No.2174373
>>2174365
hmm
we need autism
im gonna click every board and see whats gucci
>>2174368
a one
two
three !
prannnneuuu Ceeeeee !
gl
e02921 No.2174374
Is this day fucking over with yet
e54d06 No.2174375
>>2174371
africa bumbaataa
232418 No.2174376
>>2174349
He's not broken in any way, people are just plain shit like in any other game
I used to rage a lot ingame but then I got permed and for some reason I'm less bothered by it now. I get a little frustrated irl that my time is wasted but that's about it.
>>2174365
Wish I could get it back to bronze. Currently it matches me against plat/dia dudes which is really boring
d112d2 No.2174378
>>2174373
Thanks Tokai-sama
Thanks
0c81e8 No.2174379
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My mum just wants to post music.
>>2174371
<I'm the british Missy Elliot.
Don't know what that means but I guess she's agreeing with you.
>>2174370
I'm Captain Shitposter.
d112d2 No.2174380
5f1083 No.2174381
>>2174350
what mmr are you or do you just play unuranked?
i can be your ward whore
>>2174374
*patpat* there there
e54d06 No.2174382
>>2174379
o captain
mai captain
0c81e8 No.2174383
Would you like to do more of this?
<Yes.
Anything more to say?
<I'm raising my fist and doing a black power salute.
3f5b77 No.2174384
>>2174373
Alright, hit me up if you find a good one.
>>2174376
Start over so we can level up together then tactically int in placement :3
8ed493 No.2174385
>>2174383
I stand by my original statement
Tits or gtfo
e54d06 No.2174386
>black power
niga thats racist
5f1083 No.2174387
>>2174384
can i play with you homos?
im practically new , do i need to b gud
8ed493 No.2174388
>>2174384
You two should duo on the Brazil server and surrender when youre about to win so your mmr tanks and you only get matched against the shittiest of the shitters and roflstomp every match
62b564 No.2174389
>>2174365
Better than previous poster at least :^)
232418 No.2174390
>>2174380
Cheers my dude
>>2174381
In dota?
>>2174384
I tried the inting the first time I was in placement. Still managed s5. It's not physically possible to be put in bronze even if you try
I just landed a job that will requirement to work a ton tho so I won't really have time to level a new account.
0c81e8 No.2174391
Gonna walk my mum home now, I hope to get her in earlier so we could have more shitposting fun.
>>2174385
She's got a scar and a tattoo on her tits, btw. I don't have a camera sorry.
>>2174386
It isn't racist. Neither is white power.
<FIND MY COAT AND MY BAG AND I'M TAKING CIGS OFF YOU.
e54d06 No.2174392
i like my women like i like my coffee... dark and bitter
5f1083 No.2174393
>>2174390
ye , havent really played that much league at all
8ed493 No.2174394
>>2174391
You know too much about your moms tits
And I thought I was a sex positive freak
This is taboo levels of degeneracy
e54d06 No.2174395
>>2174391
later scanner and scanners mum
e54d06 No.2174396
2d981c No.2174397
>>2174378
arigato
>>2174384
scrolling through fur/diaper/monster made me too sad
im gonna watch toradora and eat cake now baibai
5f1083 No.2174398
>>2174397
hf toradora was really nice when i watched it
3f5b77 No.2174399
>>2174387
I mean, sure, if he's cool with it.
Are you even EUW though?
>>2174388
That would be like 300 ping
I'd hit bronze on Brazil regardless of how I'd play with that.
>>2174389
Uuuuu I don't think he plays OSSSSS
>>2174390
Awh, there go the hopes and dreams.
Did you actively try to lose every single placement game?
>>2174397
Oh okay, enjoy
Better luck next time.
5f1083 No.2174400
>>2174399
ye i play on euw or asia bth are fine
8ed493 No.2174401
>>2174399
I'm in the southwest US and used to play on BR with around 140 ping
I haven't touched league since Kayn was released. Not because of him directly or indirectly, just that time frame
Are games still pretty much decided by 12 minutes or have they worked on midgame impact?
232418 No.2174402
>>2174393
Haven't gotten my rank yet for the new season. Ended Ancient3 last i think
>>2174399
Those were some fragile hopes and dreams.
I did, to the point where I was told several times during the games to kys
d112d2 No.2174403
>>2174390
Post more blonde anime jpgs
>>2174397
Thanks, me too
62b564 No.2174404
>>2174399
It didn't matter who posted tbh
8ed493 No.2174405
Also can't see flags on mobile and can't be arsed to Remember where you live so maybe your ping will be way worse
e54d06 No.2174406
well fuck now i have to entertain myself...
this is bullshit
8ed493 No.2174407
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Cosmo and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
8ed493 No.2174408
I'll be your clown sama am drunk and bored
e54d06 No.2174409
>>2174408
make me a baloon animal doge
0b37a2 No.2174410
>can't see flags on mobile
Nigga what
3f5b77 No.2174412
>>2174400
Oh, cool.
Seems like Loods is out though.
>>2174401
Not really, kinda worse now actually.
>>2174402
Last resort then, guess I'll have to consult Luka.
>>2174404
What if Angel randomly popped up?
5f1083 No.2174413
>>2174409
want to see my dick?
3f5b77 No.2174414
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Waffle and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
8ed493 No.2174415
>>2174409
Fuck I have to walk to Walgreens I need balloons stay tuned
e54d06 No.2174416
>>2174413
oh hell naw
i know too much about yalls genitals already
5f1083 No.2174417
wish is an anime loli irl
8ed493 No.2174418
>>2174410
Ouroboros doesn't support flags
e02921 No.2174419
62b564 No.2174420
>>2174412
Well I am a higher rank than he is.
>>2174414
>
e54d06 No.2174421
Wish post ur face please I keep imagining you as Ben Stein and it's irking the shit out of me now that I know that's not you I need a face to put to a name
5f1083 No.2174422
e54d06 No.2174423
>>2174415
>surely he will deliver
e02921 No.2174424
3f5b77 No.2174425
Jk, I actually imagine you as Ayu
>>2174420
Only because he stopped playing.
>>2174422
Grim pretty much.
3f5b77 No.2174428
Wait, no, scratch that, Ben Stein's better.
5f1083 No.2174430
>>2174424
was expecting this tbh
>>2174425
isnt grim like obese or something
e54d06 No.2174431
>>2174422
as a well mannered young paki gentleman that only rarely shits in the street
e54d06 No.2174432
5f1083 No.2174433
8ed493 No.2174434
>>2174411
Slut.
>>2174412
Played since the day after the closed beta ended. Was hoping beyond hope riot would get their shit together
Has Morde gotten reworked yet?
>>2174422
Face down, ass up, blindfolded and confused with a powered on kitchen mixer waving around uncontrollably in your ass
>>2174423
Seriously give me a couple hours and I'll do my damndest
>>2174427
Android 8ch reader.
232418 No.2174435
>>2174403
I'll see what I can find
>>2174412
kek. Btw I'm not at my desktop, might install League on the laptop but I can't play tonight at least.
e54d06 No.2174436
>>2174433
brbrbr gibe monies plox
>>2174434
i will give you 1000 internets if you do
3f5b77 No.2174437
>>2174429
Well, you know, stuff and things, just got home from a trip.
Sup with you
>>2174432
That he is.
>>2174434
I mean, sort of, not really, not since Kayn's release though, he's still the buglord of league.
I don't think they even fixed that one thing where Jhin's ghost had unlucked attack speed and unlimited 4th shots
>>2174435
Oh cool, late's better than never.
8ed493 No.2174438
>>2174436
I don't know where to get those special twisty balloons but gluing a bunch of circular balloons together until it potentially resembled a quadriped is good enough right?
e54d06 No.2174439
>>2174437
youd hit it wouldnt ya?
e54d06 No.2174440
>>2174438
that is fine too
5f1083 No.2174441
>>2174432
sorry to disappoint but im probably nowhere ner as thicc
8ed493 No.2174442
>>2174437
Riots so afraid to touch morde because the way his ult is coded it could potentially bug every other champ in the game
The spaghettiest.
>>2174440
I'm gonna draw a face on it.
5f1083 No.2174443
>>2174429
does kitty hate me
62b564 No.2174444
>>2174421
>
>>2174425
He still plays though
>>2174434
Sorry
3f5b77 No.2174445
>>2174430
He's kinda chubby but he's far from obese.
>>2174439
No, he's too short, hairy and manly for me.
e02921 No.2174446
>>2174437
Getting pissed off because I have been waiting to leave all day and we're still fucking here
Hungry and annoyed
8ed493 No.2174447
>>2174444
You are not
Now you're a fucking liar too
3f5b77 No.2174448
>>2174442
They should honestly just delete and replace him entirely like they did with Aatrox.
>>2174444
Didn't he switch modes?
>>2174446
Would anyone notice if you just left right now?
e02921 No.2174449
>>2174443
I hate all of you
e54d06 No.2174450
>>2174441
from the parasites yeh
>>2174442
make it a super cool meme fais
>>2174444
do et fgt
>>2174445
he says he has a gf, wondering at this point tf im doing wrong
e02921 No.2174451
>>2174448
I wouldn't be able to get home
e54d06 No.2174452
>>2174449
hate me senpai
hate me
8ed493 No.2174453
>>2174448
Morde had the best kit of any champion up until lije season 4 though he was so good I miss old league waah new things are bad I don't like change
8ed493 No.2174455
>>2174450
I'm gonna go for Nicholas cage or something.
0c81e8 No.2174456
I'm back, I'd like to grow this as a proper feature, but tonight is som pure unadulterated SCANNER posting.
>>2174394
She had an abscess, needed to go to surgery for it. She was fucked on painkillers, that's what I remember.
e54d06 No.2174457
jk kitty love me LOVE ME
>>2174455
heh.... you dont say
62b564 No.2174458
>>2174447
wtf
>>2174448
I think he said his tablet broke and he was playing a lot of mania.
But he might have gotten a new tablet now, he plays standard at least.
>>2174450
I just did
232418 No.2174459
Oh man, that was poor choice in image
8ed493 No.2174460
>>2174456
Fucking on painkillers sucks. Like, ravaging a pillow levels of dull
e54d06 No.2174461
>>2174456
why couldnt she sit here and shitpost for hours like we do?
power lvl is weak
5f1083 No.2174462
>>2174446
>here
where would that be
>>2174461
8ed493 No.2174464
>>2174457
Nothing personell?
I can't draw faces for crap. I'm just gonna go with the face on that giant balloon animal from ATHF.
...i h avent seen that show in years. That's deeply programmed.
e54d06 No.2174465
god dammit... yet another cock i have to bore out of my brain
8ed493 No.2174466
>>2174463
That image is fucking racist lol
5f1083 No.2174467
62b564 No.2174468
>>2174463
I'll post my dick isntead
3f5b77 No.2174469
>>2174450
Have you seen her?
>>2174451
How come?
>>2174453
I actually kinda enjoy the chaos meta, never know what you're up against.
>>2174454
You will be.
>>2174458
Oh, I haven't seen him around that much.
What about your twin, wasn't he supposed to be good and stuffs ?
8ed493 No.2174470
>>2174465
Just jerk off to it until it no longer phases you
Works with the same porno over and over
5f1083 No.2174471
0c81e8 No.2174473
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>>2174461
She doesn't know how to use 8chan and doesn't have a computer. She has a smartphone and only connects to facebook. I'm trying to get her into 8chan /animus/ because I thought it would be funny having my family along for the ride.
I want to teach her how to shitpost. She likes you and Shambles.
>>2174460
Wouldn't know, I'm on Ollanzopine and I'm flat as fuck.
8ed493 No.2174474
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62b564 No.2174476
>>2174469
Yeah, same.
I'm higher than him too.
e02921 No.2174477
d112d2 No.2174478
e54d06 No.2174479
>>2174464
do coolface.jpeg
>>2174466
lol, i guess it is
>>2174467
no niga
>>2174468
pls can u not
>>2174469
i havent... prolly a fleshlight
>>2174470
watching strong midget porn to delete the image
>>2174473
she would like the paki...
>>2174475
;_;
0c81e8 No.2174480
Here is a pic of my mum with a big doggo.
>>2174474
Like dull, empty, soulless, flat as a pancake. Neither positve or negative. White noise. I felt joy when I was posting for my mum.
e54d06 No.2174481
>>2174480
thats a nice bitch
0c81e8 No.2174482
>>2174481
The dog is male, hope you're not talking about my momma.
3f5b77 No.2174483
>>2174472
Because it won't be tonight and anything after tonight is late.
>>2174476
Oh. okay.
My bad, I thought he was actually good.
>>2174477
No car or public transport?
>>2174479
You can stop wondering then.
8ed493 No.2174484
>>2174480
I have not figured out how to cope with constant unending existential depression either.
__
Scanner your mom looks like she partied hard before she was infected with an 18 year parasite.
e54d06 No.2174485
>>2174482
oh, i just assumed
>>2174483
so i can purge that thought as well?
e02921 No.2174486
>>2174483
The only ride is the work truck
0c81e8 No.2174487
>>2174479
She likes you too. I think.
I just need to teach her how to shitpost because fuck me, the things that she says to me is off the charts. She offloads so much shit on me so I thought 'Maybe she can offload in /animus/'
62b564 No.2174488
>>2174483
Still a lot higher than you :^)
e54d06 No.2174489
>>2174487
so i was too nice then?
id hate to lose my rep as a raging asshole...
0c81e8 No.2174490
>>2174484
She didn't get infected with a parasite, but man, she does party hard.
I won't tell her you said that, that would really piss her off. She takes pride in her appearance.
122bd9 No.2174491
>>2174227
thats red and pink?
3f5b77 No.2174492
>>2174485
Yes.
>>2174486
For every single employee ?
>>2174488
I wanted to get good for you but I'm getting closer to just quitting to care now.
0c81e8 No.2174494
>>2174491
You're too late Ritsu, my mam already fucked off.
>>2174489
Nah, in fact, I dig you as well, you ain't a raging asshole to me.
232418 No.2174495
>>2174483
You'll have to endure another night without me.
e54d06 No.2174496
>>2174494
fuck... my clever ruse has been dashed
122bd9 No.2174497
>>2174494
can you tell her to give me her number, please?
0c81e8 No.2174498
>>2174496
And I'm not a reckless alcoholic.
The masks come off tonight, it is a Scanner's Mum thread.
8ed493 No.2174499
>>2174490
It's not an insult
I want to party with your mom
She looks cool
62b564 No.2174500
>>2174492
It's because I'm ugly, isn't it?
122bd9 No.2174501
e54d06 No.2174502
so i was able to purge the visual of grim humping a fleshlight but the pakis cock is seared into my prefrontal wat do...
>>2174498
lol i wouldnt miss it
0c81e8 No.2174503
>>2174497
I'm not calling her so I can give you her number. Wait for the next time she comes in my house to shitpost.
>>2174499
She parties harder than me, that's for damn sure. Hope you can keep up with the pace because I couldn't.
3f5b77 No.2174504
>>2174495
The horror.
How could you do this to me.
>>2174500
Yes.
8ed493 No.2174505
>>2174503
Do you know who the fuck you're talking to
e02921 No.2174506
>>2174492
Til we get back to the office yeah
0c81e8 No.2174509
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>>2174505
I talked to princes and paupers, you all get the same treatment. Come in, have a drink, I'll show you some shit.
122bd9 No.2174510
>>2174503
text her then
just give me the number smh
5f1083 No.2174511
>>2174510
smh ritsu finna make a move on scanners mum
0c81e8 No.2174512
>>2174510
I already got told off for posting her number on facebook, I ain't gonna repeat the same mistake.
e54d06 No.2174513
ee1cef No.2174514
0c81e8 No.2174515
>>2174511
Why on earth would you want to get involved with my family?
Most of us are either bar bouncers or sectioned maniacs.
122bd9 No.2174516
>>2174511
smh don't blow my cover dude. the only thing i want blown is me.
>>2174512
come on please dude. I'll be your best friend
3f5b77 No.2174519
>>2174506
Oh, dude, get a better job
>>2174507
You are truly despicable.
I'm hurt.
If you weren't posting good lewds I'd just straight up filter you as of now.
>>2174508
At least your self reflection's getting better so there's yet hope.
e54d06 No.2174520
hey maaan
i got these cheeseburgers maaan
you gotta eat em maaan
please maaaan
0c81e8 No.2174522
>>2174516
Sorry, but I already have a best friend.
>>2174518
Funny you should send that.
That was taking in my crushe's house. Her name was Nicole.
232418 No.2174524
>>2174519
Of course you wouldn't!
b16271 No.2174525
>>2174522
did she put that in your mouf and pull the trigger though?
3f5b77 No.2174526
>>2174524
That one's objectively trash though.
122bd9 No.2174527
>>2174522
I'll be your BESTEST friend FOR LIFE
62b564 No.2174528
>>2174519
I'm no mirror man.
>>2174521
Nothing really, just glad that it's finally the weekend :)
You?
d112d2 No.2174529
>>2174526
Okay JPG
Would be better with a softer face
0c81e8 No.2174530
>>2174525
She boned her boyfriend with it.
She was my first kiss. She said I was pretty good. 'Cue Metal Gear Solid reference'
ee1cef No.2174531
>>2174528
Weekend yeetness
brb shower
e54d06 No.2174532
something something arrow to the knee
e02921 No.2174533
>>2174519
There is nothing better
3f5b77 No.2174534
>>2174528
You will always be a 2d loli to me.
>>2174529
Post a better one.
d112d2 No.2174535
>>2174534
I don't save 3D girls
0c81e8 No.2174536
>>2174527
I don't know who the fuck you are.
I ain't giving my mum's number up lest she posts it herself.
You should be my bestest friend for life regardless, I'm a good friend, I do some zany shit.
3f5b77 No.2174537
>>2174535
Maybe you should start.
d112d2 No.2174538
>>2174537
Why would I do that
122bd9 No.2174539
>>2174530
why not idubbbz reference?
e54d06 No.2174540
>2018
>not having scanner on facebook
d112d2 No.2174541
232418 No.2174542
>>2174526
What are you, gay?
e54d06 No.2174543
>2018 having facebook and pretending not to
3f5b77 No.2174544
>>2174538
Because real girls can be cute too.
e54d06 No.2174545
0c81e8 No.2174546
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This is my favourite chiptune song.
>>2174539
I don't know much idubbz, I know of pink guy and filthy frank but never got into idubbbz.
122bd9 No.2174547
i bet scanner takes his cuteness from his mom
d112d2 No.2174548
You wish I had Facebook
>>2174544
Real girls remind me that no one irl loves me
0c81e8 No.2174549
>>2174547
I know I take my alcoholism from my dad.
3f5b77 No.2174550
>>2174542
Apparently
>>2174320
>>2174321
Considering how gay Emanuel is, I'm a straight up homo king.
122bd9 No.2174551
>>2174548
i'll love you irl
3f5b77 No.2174552
>>2174548
Maybe you only feel that way because you focus too much on 2D.
e54d06 No.2174553
>>2174548
just add me already niga
0c81e8 No.2174554
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Drinking Buckfast, raising a glass to Erin.
9c7fb7 No.2174556
e54d06 No.2174558
d112d2 No.2174559
Don't (You) me
>>2174552
Nah, I'm just ugly af
>>2174553
I aint got it hoe
0c81e8 No.2174560
Playing Dota2 now. See ya later.
122bd9 No.2174561
scanner can you tell your mom that an anon has a crush on her uwu
8ed493 No.2174562
>drinking wine
>being able to afford anything else
The gods of booze look down on you with great malice
62b564 No.2174563
>>2174531
Pee shower
>>2174534
Well yes, cause I am one of those.
d112d2 No.2174564
>>2174563
Scathach is :100:
62b564 No.2174565
>>2174564
Yeah, especially the scat part
d112d2 No.2174566
232418 No.2174567
>>2174557
I'm a consultant, not a doctor. Ask me for advice instead.
d112d2 No.2174568
>>2174567
My peepee get big when I see anime tiddies
What's wrong with me
3f5b77 No.2174569
>>2174559
How bad could it possibly be.
>>2174563
Can I see?
>>2174567
Go ahead then.
Advice is welcome as well.
62b564 No.2174571
>>2174566
Anone anone
>>2174569
I already showed you.
>>2174570
-does the pee thing-
9c7fb7 No.2174572
hey i want in on this pee action too
8ed493 No.2174573
Am drunk
Don't wanna go to Walgreens yet
Tell me how to entertain myself that isn't masturbation
d112d2 No.2174574
>>2174569
Not very good
>>2174571
Scat is gross
3f5b77 No.2174575
>>2174571
Oh, was that it?
Huh..
62b564 No.2174576
>>2174574
Hach too :^)
>>2174572
I mean I just used a toilet tbh
>>2174575
Yes
ee1cef No.2174577
>>2174571
yes officer this post right here
62b564 No.2174578
>>2174577
There is nothing illegal about using my toilet in the privacy of my own home.
3f5b77 No.2174579
>>2174576
Not quite my type but okay I guess.
232418 No.2174580
>>2174568
ur gey
>>2174569
Find someone to help you
62b564 No.2174581
>>2174579
Well yeah, there's no dick.
9b198f No.2174582
I'm disappointed you didn't buy any piss doujins at AX, Wish
8ed493 No.2174583
Soto I'm gonna be in LA August 4th and Colbs and I are getting trashed come out with us
3f5b77 No.2174584
>>2174581
Oh there wasn't?
I wouldn't know.
9b198f No.2174586
>>2174583
Yeah Colbs messaged me
I'm down to clown
Heard you're gonna be doing some shit with a DJ or something
lol I didnt know you did music stuff, lemme hear it sometime so I can call it hipster garbage then laugh and buy you a beer or 6
62b564 No.2174587
>>2174582
I didn't find any.
>>2174584
Hm.
>>2174585
I'm sad now
d112d2 No.2174589
d112d2 No.2174590
Maybe that's the real reason girls don't like me OwO
8ed493 No.2174591