beafac No.2166882
>>2166872 - Best post
ПИДОР = FAGGOT
907edf No.2166890
I am the most attractive person in the thread. Prove me wrong.
beafac No.2166892
9c19eb No.2166893
>when he thinks I deny or dont accept my homosexualities
907edf No.2166894
>has literally denied his own homosexuality
907edf No.2166895
Scoots, I'm coming to the UK in 11 months. Let's fuck.
907edf No.2166896
If loco isn't available, that is.
3e0b15 No.2166897
>>2166890
Is that an accomplishment?
907edf No.2166898
>>2166897
It's like coming first in the special Olympics. Even though I win, I'm still retarded.
beafac No.2166899
>>2166893
"Пидор" it's a person who was maked homosehual by many rapes, moutly in prisons
beafac No.2166901
3e0b15 No.2166902
>>2166900
You met up with Erin.
Yuck, by the way.
907edf No.2166903
>>2166900
If you'd prefer to do it through a hole in the wall, I can make that work too.
00661d No.2166905
>>2166896
I'll get a coffee with you.
907edf No.2166907
>>2166905
I have literally never been so happy to have my sexual advances rejected. I would love to coffee with you.
9c19eb No.2166909
>>2166902
And qt.
>>2166903
Nope. I am rankled to be second to anyone. So no thanks.
907edf No.2166910
>>2166909
You would have told me no even if you had been my first choice.
907edf No.2166912
>>2166911
Someone who understands the distinction between a conjunction and a determiner pronoun
907edf No.2166914
About your opinions
Or about anything
life is nothing
nihilism
9c19eb No.2166916
Nihilism is a dumb as fuck philosophy/idealog to follow.
beafac No.2166917
2c8872 No.2166921
>>2166917
dude i'm only 15 you know i can't do that
also which avatar do you want me to use?
beafac No.2166922
>>2166921
> dude i'm only 15
Even better
> which avatar do you want me to use?
beafac No.2166923
beafac No.2166924
та хули оно не работает то блять
beafac No.2166925
 | Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 + 1 = 6 (5d1) |
сука
beafac No.2166926
| Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 5 (5d1) |
>>2166921
Third
9c19eb No.2166927
Blood-chan has been 15 for 8 years.
c4e733 No.2166928
2c8872 No.2166929
>>2166922
I don't know if I can use her...
Does she have at least 100 fan arts?
>>2166926
hm?
>>2166927
The ride never ends
>>2166928
You shush, no one must ever know the real me
c4e733 No.2166931
>>2166929
I say the same thing
beafac No.2166932
>>2166927
> Longevity secret of Tibet monks
>>2166929
Doesn't matter, post your real tits
>>2166930
Are you already banged with wish?
beafac No.2166934
>>2166933
Technically, it's not gay
45910f No.2166936
i onyl fuk traps, ny traps online hit me up baby
2c8872 No.2166937
>>2166930
me either v.v
>>2166931
why don't you want people to know about you?
>>2166932
dude i'm 15 years old, i could get in trouble
2c8872 No.2166938
>>2166933
I don't want those people in my country
3e0b15 No.2166940
2c8872 No.2166941
c4e733 No.2166942
>>2166937
Wouldn't that involve telling you?
2c8872 No.2166943
>>2166942
I just want to know why you're so secretive desu
2c8872 No.2166944
Jesus Christ the only person who knows the real me is Scoots... Time to tie up loose ends.
beafac No.2166945
>>2166937
Me too, everything is legal
2c8872 No.2166946
>>2166945
We must obey the law
907edf No.2166948
>Blood-chan whacking me off
ftfy
9c19eb No.2166949
CUM TRIBUTE FOR BLOOD-CHAN INBOUND
beafac No.2166950
>>2166946
I am 15, you stupid fag, we do not crossing the law by that, post it, fag
3e0b15 No.2166951
>>2166950
>I am 15
You're 12, don't go trying to bump it up.
beafac No.2166952
>>2166951
Suka, don't expose me
2c8872 No.2166953
>>2166947
I'm going to turn you into a big bloody pile of mush
>>2166948
Lewd
>>2166949
-pets-
good boy, you make your mistress happy'
>>2166950
Yeah but I can't trust you not to post my boobs
>>2166951
Hey Test, I've changed, we can be friends again ^^
c4e733 No.2166955
>>2166943
Because that's who I am
2c8872 No.2166958
>>2166954
You didn't write anything...
>>2166955
You would be more opened and honest :)
>>2166956
Yes?
c4e733 No.2166959
2c8872 No.2166961
>>2166959
Why don't you want to tell us about yourself?
30371f No.2166962
blood chan still going at it huh
c4e733 No.2166964
>>2166961
Why would I want to>
2c8872 No.2166966
>>2166962
Call me Ika...
>>2166963
>hoe
.////.
yes master
>>2166964
So that people can know about you and feel closer to you~
30371f No.2166967
>>2166966
are you sure that's what you want
I'll call you that if that's what you so desire but every time you speak to me you seem to ask for me to address you by a different name
c4e733 No.2166968
>>2166966
That's a terrible idea
9c19eb No.2166969
>>2166966
Hoe-chan, baka-ne?
2c8872 No.2166970
>>2166967
I don't like Blood-chan anymore because the person who gave it to me treats me like crap...
I don't want to be reminded of him....
>>2166968
Tell me a lil' about yourself?
>>2166969
So um... who's the new girl you're posting?
c4e733 No.2166974
31d116 No.2166975
imagine if ika read books
31d116 No.2166978
30371f No.2166979
>>2166970
very well then, Ika
2c8872 No.2166980
>>2166974
What color are your eyes?
>>2166975
I read textbooks, does that count?
I don't want someone else's thoughts in my head
>>2166976
She looks like T H O T
>>2166977
Sweet dreams....
31d116 No.2166983
>>2166980
what kinds of textbooks? other than human anatomy...
30371f No.2166984
>>2166981
no thank you but I appreciate the offer
c4e733 No.2166985
>>2166980
I've said that before
2c8872 No.2166986
>>2166982
I can handle way more than that
>>2166983
Mostly medical textbooks
And my sister forced me to read the encyclopedia when I was little...
We read a lot of other books like the Hobbit, Harry Potter... I mean hundreds of books
But they didn't pique my interest as a child, only scientific books did
>>2166984
I'm going to be a virgin forever......
>>2166985
I'm sorry what color what your eyes again?
31d116 No.2166987
>>2166986
read a goddam basic intro to psychology textbook
30371f No.2166988
>>2166986
is that the case, I got the impression you'd had sex at least once before
45910f No.2166989
>>2166986
id like to know the answer to the eye color question too
30371f No.2166990
nothing wrong with being a virgin though desu
2c8872 No.2166991
>>2166987
That's next on my list!
Why do you want me to read that?
You sound like my sister...
>>2166988
I'm a pervert... but I don't really like showing that side of myself to people..
unless we're alone...
>>2166989
I bet it's something gay like blue
>>2166990
Then fuck me
c4e733 No.2166992
>>2166986
A colour that is part of the visible spectrum
c4e733 No.2166994
30371f No.2166995
>>2166991
that's alright, I'm in a similar situation myself, and am willing to discuss it with you if you wish
2c8872 No.2166996
>>2166994
Blue?
What you white?
>>2166995
We can exchange V-cards then
2c8872 No.2166997
Sorry for bad grammar, I'm not alone at the moment
c4e733 No.2166998
30371f No.2167000
>>2166996
my bad I didn't see your second reply
I do not wish to exchange V-cards, and I can't see what lead you to that conclusion when I said there was nothing wrong with being a virgin
45910f No.2167001
In here, we all have rainbow eyes tho (group hug)
2c8872 No.2167002
>>2166998
Are you white?
>>2166999
That's it?
I can handle 60 of those mother fuckers
>>2167000
>>2167000
Don't be a afraid -holds your hand-
c4e733 No.2167003
>>2167002
That's the only one I won't say no to
2c8872 No.2167004
>>2167003
What type of white are you? Irish?
45910f No.2167005
Heres how simple my mind works:
British flag = blue eyes
Canadian = brown eyes
f334f1 No.2167006
>>2167005
I have brown eyes so there goes your theory
45910f No.2167007
2c8872 No.2167008
>>2167005
What about America eyes?
45910f No.2167009
>>2167006
Yall got the wrong flags then.. brown eyes need a maple leaf, blue need a.. blue thing
45910f No.2167010
2c8872 No.2167011
>>2167010
I don't smoke weed...
Anyway I like my cold black eyes. At first I thought they were inferior but I grew to like them, and now I love them. But I have wear sunglasses all the time
66dc0b No.2167012
>>2167002
what about 60 mexican ones
45910f No.2167013
>>2167011
i like your cold black eyes too. Cold black eyes are like.... On the order of Aliens.... shit like that
45910f No.2167014
>>2167008
but i was born with dark blue, so i cant leave my blue peoples behind
2c8872 No.2167015
>>2167012
Not my preference
Cute video. My sister has a mini pig, it's really cute
>>2167013
I really like them, you can't even see the pupil. I think dark blue is beautiful like the color of the ocean.
My favorites are brown and light brown
I really love grey eyes though, I want grey :<
>>2167014
You must mix with other eye colors!
45910f No.2167016
>>2167015
i hav heterochromia genes.
c4e733 No.2167017
>>2167004
>what kind of white
Wat
I'm white white
2c8872 No.2167018
>>2167016
That's really creepy ._.,
There was a student in my school who had one blue eye and one light brown eye.
Nigga got all the girls.
Thots, man...
>>2167017
Most white people are Irish, are you Irish?
45910f No.2167019
>>2167018
really?... i know one person who has different colored eyes. and me and him are the most similar of people, more so then my green eyed compadres
2c8872 No.2167020
>>2167019
Ohhh green eyes are the rarest, right? I've never met anyone with green eyes, you're lucky
c4e733 No.2167021
45910f No.2167022
>>2167020
Im gonna start actively seeking out different-eye people now that you said that, very interesting.
2c8872 No.2167023
>>2167021
Then what type of white are you?
c4e733 No.2167024
>>2167023
White white
What kind of trick question is this
2c8872 No.2167025
>>2167022
There are too many people with blue and dark brown eyes in this world.
You're going to have to breed with someone with green eyes ._.,
45910f No.2167026
I would like to witness the breeding, or partake in it.
2c8872 No.2167027
>>2167024
Are you like a descendant of French people? Can you speak French?
d1c5c0 No.2167029
Better yet, rape every woman with green eyes
a3017a No.2167030
Sorry for having brown eyes bc
2c8872 No.2167031
>>2167029
What color are you eyes?
>>2167030
Why sorry?
Also my eyes are black
a3017a No.2167032
>>2167031
I'm not actually sorry
post them
45910f No.2167033
I once had a dream that we were all sleeping in little tubes, and elder aliens were watching us dream from a panel in the room next to ours. So, if we find out this is an aliens dream simulation, dont say i didnt tell you so.
2c8872 No.2167034
>>2167032
My face is ugly...
d1c5c0 No.2167035
>>2167031
Some mix between blue and green.
2c8872 No.2167036
>>2167033
These aliens need to make better anime
9f19b3 No.2167037
ah shit, heads are at ax rn, huh
2c8872 No.2167038
>>2167035
That's too common. Don't you ever feel bored of seeing everyone with the same color eyes?
45910f No.2167039
>>2167036
Thats totally in the realm of possible. Just focus hard on it and it happens.
a3017a No.2167041
>>2167034
so just post your eyes
2c8872 No.2167042
>>2167039
Do you think the aliens are watching us now? I ant them to give me green eyes
9f19b3 No.2167043
>>2167040
holy shit what a psycho for cracking up
2c8872 No.2167046
>>2167043
Psycho laffs are cute
9f19b3 No.2167047
>>2167046
whatever floats your boat, dude
2c8872 No.2167048
>>2167045
Gomen nasai
I don't like post myself here
45910f No.2167049
>>2167042
You can change them. youll have to reevaluate your whole life til the point you first seen your eyes, and justify how to perceive them green tho.
2c8872 No.2167050
>>2167047
You float my boat...
>>2167049
That's way too far back...
I can't remember something like that...
9f19b3 No.2167051
if he posts his eyes everyone will save them and make cum tributes
9f19b3 No.2167053
>>2167050
b-blood... x///x
c4e733 No.2167055
9f19b3 No.2167056
>>2167054
what's new blood
a3017a No.2167057
>>2167048
oh
that's too bad
2c8872 No.2167058
>>2167055
If you're white then where is your family originally from?
>>2167056
My dog count is at 20 o.o
9f19b3 No.2167059
>>2167058
goddamn dude you're a monster. someone needs to put a stop to this
45910f No.2167060
>>2167050
its about memory if when it comes to making sudden... like accessorizing... whats that word im tryina think of.
c4e733 No.2167061
d1c5c0 No.2167062
>>2167038
Nah that doesn't bother me much.
9f19b3 No.2167063
lemme guess, the anon is sci. i thought nigga was banned for life lol
9f19b3 No.2167064
first no reply from neko, now rewd boi. this is too much
sup DOA
guess i have to make some fucking effourt
d1c5c0 No.2167065
>>2167064
You never posted at me lmao
How you holding up my man?
c4e733 No.2167067
c4e733 No.2167068
Mobile 8ch on clover is dog shit
9f19b3 No.2167069
>>2167065
YEAH BUT WHEN I ENTER YOURE SUPPOSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE REEEEEEEEEEEE
pretty good. three day weekend and binge drinking for the first time in a month. shit might get out of hand
how's life
>>2167066
YOU WERE TOO BUSY FLIRTING WITH BC REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he's never gonna give up those eyes dude
>>2167067
hey <3
c4e733 No.2167070
a3017a No.2167071
>>2167069
I wasn't flirting with bc
and I lost interest already tbh
9f19b3 No.2167072
what's gay about giving a heart to a bro
9f19b3 No.2167073
>>2167071
yeah it gets too roleplay'y real quick
not sure how people can keep that up desu
c4e733 No.2167074
9f19b3 No.2167075
oh
you know i'm just messing around
i would never want to be dom'd by a guy
2c8872 No.2167076
>>2167059
I love it so much, I just can't stop my hobby now. Bye TP <3
>>2167060
I don't want to remember my past.... bye anon <3
>>2167062
Stop posting lewd at me ._.,
Man I would have blown my head off if I only saw white people my whole life. Bye Lewdz <3
>>2167063
:o
>>2167071
You want to date me? I'm flattered...
I don't think you'll like me though... I'm dull and boring
d1c5c0 No.2167077
>>2167069
My bad
Sounds good though dude, long work week since you're getting an extra day?
I graduated recently so now I'm enjoying my last summer before it's time to be a grown up lol
>>2167076
I'll post lewd at you forever.
Lates.
a3017a No.2167079
>>2167073
i just want the pets tbh
a3017a No.2167080
>>2167076
I meant the eyes
9f19b3 No.2167081
>>2167077
oh shit dog, enjoy it while you can. i miss those college summers, living off mom's dime
it was a holiday wednesday, but since it's stupid to have a holiday on a wednesday, our company let us use it tomorrow instead, which was great also because the roads were deserted yesterday. so hard to keep it under 90 mph
>>2167079
yeah what's with that
seems like you've been assuming the cat profile more lately
it used to be just a name lol
d1c5c0 No.2167082
>>2167081
Got a job interview tuesday, so I might not even end up having much summer at all
Oh, 4th of july memes right. Nice with a flexible boss like that though.
0f1b12 No.2167083
>>2167002
I'm afraid it's a non-negotiable on my end
there are some things in life I simply refuse to do, and this is one of them, apologies
0f1b12 No.2167084
also sorry about the late reply I forgot to actually press 'new reply'
9f19b3 No.2167085
>>2167082
yeah he's pretty cool, just a little older than me and we can talk about real shit
oh good luck, what are you trying to get into?
a3017a No.2167086
>>2167081
been getting more than usual tbh
most people like to see me that way anyway but I try to be modest about it. At least in the thread.
d1c5c0 No.2167087
>>2167085
Cheers. Financial consulting. Shit's looking like a 50-60 hour working on busy weeks, but the pay is crazy so I'll probably manage.
I'm hoping for similar colleagues, I've been to the first interview and that went well enough for them to call me in for second. Would straight up quit if I have shit colleagues/bosses.
9f19b3 No.2167088
oh man someone on /tv/ said i was worse than a literal redditor. tonight gon be good
>>2167086
would you like me to pet you?
it doesn't really seem right
>>2167087
yeah cool bosses make a HUGE difference. both of mine are really chill
BUT like we got bought out last year so they're not exactly the final word
damn dude, that will be good bank. so funny getting financial advice from a recent graduate who has zero concept of money management lol
i imagine there will be hella training and a spiel you have to give
could be fun, could be really monotonous. but hey, if the money's right and the benefits are right, i'll put up with a lot of bs
a3017a No.2167089
>>2167088
It would be weird if you petted me
I don't think I would purr
9f19b3 No.2167090
>>2167089
yeah and i would feel weird if you did purr
let's not do that
d1c5c0 No.2167091
>>2167088
I imagine the first half year nobody will expect me to do anything other than learning. Straight out of school back into school. But compensated better.
Tbh being a student in Denmark is a piece of cake. A student grant of around $1000 is given every month to all students for up to 5 years and we're not paying a dime for our education either, unless you count a 40% tax for the rest of our lives.
9f19b3 No.2167092
fuck big brother doesn't start til 8
i'm going to be so trashed by then
a3017a No.2167093
>>2167090
I'm glad that we agree
Whatchu got goin on?
9f19b3 No.2167095
>>2167091
oh right you're in one of the countries who do things right
the only reason i was able to go to a decent out of state school was because my dad has money
if we didn't have money i would have had to probably gone to shitty university of illinois or some shit
and that's rad that you might have a job so soon
there were career centers on campus but i didn't really take advantage of them
i pretty much grabbed the first thing i could find once i moved back home because living by school was too expensive. i use my degrees zero percent in my job
in fact what i use now uses crazy amount of math, which i didn't even have to take in college because i tested out of it in highschool
america's pretty fucked up man
9f19b3 No.2167096
>>2167093
gonna get trashed and shitpost in /tv/
hopefully some of the people at ax will post embarrassing things late night
we'll see
a3017a No.2167097
>>2167096
I'm sure they would like to see you.
9f19b3 No.2167098
>>2167097
who would? the people at ax? i missed based grimu. nezi hates me. colbert and soto are bros but i think colbert kinda hates me sometimes too
9f19b3 No.2167100
oh neko, i'm officially clean from weed. it took 5 weeks for me to piss negative on a home test with my first pee of the day
4 weeks with an afternoon pee
my nightmares are calming down. it's pretty nice
a3017a No.2167101
>>2167098
yeh
lots of people missed you last time
9f19b3 No.2167103
>>2167101
i would never go to one of those though
>>2167102
thanks. i really want to take a bong rip rn though. one of the reasons i cut back my drinking is that it's not the same without smoking
and hangovers are so much more terrible without bingers
9f19b3 No.2167104
i was spending $480 a month on weed though. that's fucking crazy. i'm really loving the extra cash. but at the same time there's nothing better than a solid crossfade
a3017a No.2167105
>>2167103
I'll never go to one either. It would be a little overwhelming to me.
I haven't been smoking a lot of ciggys lately, though I'm gonna roll one up now. Havent't been drinking that much either. I am kinda proud of myself.
9f19b3 No.2167107
>>2167105
i didn't even realize you smoked cigs
yeah at this point in my posting career i think the only person i would meet would be anon-sama
>>2167106
based gnomes
9f19b3 No.2167108
and you roll?
i think i might pet you bro
f6fdf4 No.2167109
Why do people still call me gnomes?
9f19b3 No.2167110
might be the name
sorry
who are you really
i know i've made this mistake before
f6fdf4 No.2167111
392fbf No.2167112
>>2166882
Perhaps because you are Gnomes?
f6fdf4 No.2167113
9f19b3 No.2167114
based roll bros
>>2167111
oh
like NOM NOM NOM
that meme?
>>2167112
hey mandy
9f19b3 No.2167115
wait not mandy is mandy
noms is not gnomes
get it together animus
f6fdf4 No.2167116
>>2167114
Pretty much yeah.
9f19b3 No.2167117
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2167116
what chan are you from if you don't mind me asking
a3017a No.2167119
>>2167106
haii
>>2167107
I dun think there's anyone I wanna meet for real
9f19b3 No.2167120
>>2167119
the only people i ever met from "the community" was punk and swag
which was really fucking fun
but like he was trying to get in that
and it got weird between them
i would meet them again i guess
9f19b3 No.2167121
>>2167119
you wouldn't even a hupne
9f19b3 No.2167122
i would meet hu
someone who is that intense into a thing
i wanna meet
same with luka or tea guy
a3017a No.2167123
>>2167120
I never talked to them before
>>2167121
I'm sure it would be nice.
9f19b3 No.2167125
>>2167123
he pets you a lot
a3017a No.2167126
>>2167125
he hasn't been
I dun remember seeing him these last few days
6dccbc No.2167128
>fast threads
>just TP and some cat
figures
9f19b3 No.2167129
>>2167126
i thought he was pretty much the early morning thread creater
sad
do you ever keep in touch with your horsefucking roots?
like ponychan?
i haven't been there in forever
kinda wonder how much more mike has lost touch with reality than last time i stopped by
6dccbc No.2167132
a3017a No.2167133
>>2167128
I am the best cat
>>2167129
I always fall asleep when he shows up
Nobody even goes there anymore that's why they all came here.
f6fdf4 No.2167134
>>2167117
am ponyfag
Spec's fault i'm here
>>2167119
bap
9f19b3 No.2167136
>>2167132
well shit
>>2167133
yeah by the time hu makes threads i'm usually so lit so it's a toss up between me being nice or mean to him
>>2167134
oh spec HATES me
i can be nice i swear!
f6fdf4 No.2167137
>>2167135
*double bip*
>>2167136
Not sure why but not gonna take sides either.
9f19b3 No.2167138
>>2167137
i appreciate that. i've been trying to calm down my antics... i don't really blame him... i was really mean to him when he found this place
a3017a No.2167139
>>2167136
why would you be mean?
9f19b3 No.2167141
>>2167139
internal struggles that i take out on other people i guess
loldonno
9f19b3 No.2167142
i'm a mean drunk what can i say
drunk me thinks i'm a real drunk
66dc0b No.2167144
>>2167109
he used to use that name sometimes too. its all good though.
a3017a No.2167145
>>2167142
>>2167141
beat the drunk you's ass
9f19b3 No.2167146
oh shit brb gotta go annoy /tv/ for about an hour
9f19b3 No.2167147
a3017a No.2167149
f22782 No.2167150
>>2167149
Have u actually smonked crack
a3017a No.2167151
>>2167150
I've never been anywhere near it
f22782 No.2167152
>>2167151
You probably have been near it but just weren't aware
f6fdf4 No.2167153
>>2167138
Oh I see.
>>2167140
deal with it nerd
a3017a No.2167154
>>2167152
I found a suspicious bag one night at a gas station I worked in. I couldn't tell if it was crack or mdma.
f22782 No.2167155
>>2167154
What effects did it have on you when you smonked it?
a3017a No.2167156
>>2167155
I threw it away when I found it
f22782 No.2167157
>>2167156
I wonder how much u could have sold it for
a3017a No.2167158
>>2167157
It was one little pebble
f22782 No.2167160
>>2167158
It could have been one pebble of the finest crack in the world
>>2167159
Goodnight gay
a3017a No.2167162
>>2167160
I've never done crack before so I would have nothing to compare it to.
9f19b3 No.2167164
oh good stocking is still here
9f19b3 No.2167169
392fbf No.2167172
NotMandy isn't Mandy! It says it right there in the name, TP!
9f19b3 No.2167173
>>2167172
i love you mandy
392fbf No.2167176
Also, I have gotten a ShipADick sent to me by a friend. I got the Jesus Dick, because it hath risen.....and destroyed marriages, but c'est la vie
>>2167173
I am not sure how to react to this except to pat you on the head and say "Awww, I love me too"
>>2167174
Do I look like I am a liar?
9f19b3 No.2167178
>>2167176
no i mean i don't really love people here
but you i think i relate a bit more than to these anime fuckers
392fbf No.2167180
>>2167177
Bullshit. I am a living saint.
>>2167178
Oh, well yeah I agree with that completely. I am not so much a fan of anime. Unless there are nudes. And sex. And tentacles.
a3017a No.2167181
>>2167180
There is no such thing.
Plus you are 2lewd to be such a thing
9f19b3 No.2167182
>>2167180
oh i have never seen an anime with nudity
that is really sad when people irl who can't get nudity irl and invent these waifus
seriously
392fbf No.2167183
>>2167181
I have not lewded a day in my life! What is with these baseless accusations from you??
>>2167182
Honestly I think I am to the point where I just pity them. They have this childish idea of what love is, and they long for it.
Or a strange obsession. That one I can relate to more though.
9f19b3 No.2167184
le fuck you i won't do what you tell me
a3017a No.2167185
>>2167183
You are posting the lewdest things!
392fbf No.2167186
>>2167185
No! The lewdest things is gun porn!
9f19b3 No.2167188
>>2167183
like i kinda related to this thing when i watched that terrible remake of tomb raider
but then i searched for the lead actresses nudes
and her grunting kinda made it better
392fbf No.2167189
>>2167187
I can't post it here! That would be lewd!
>>2167188
I haven't watched any tomb raider movies since the first one.
And the first game. But dem triangle tiddays doe.
9f19b3 No.2167190
>>2167189
no dude alicia vikander or whatevers grunts tho
a3017a No.2167191
>>2167189
do it faggot
some of these are taken in the strangest places..
392fbf No.2167192
>>2167190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89alzN1kfiA
>>2167191
A record shop? Hipster central, with a hippie showing tits? Seems pretty standard to me...
a3017a No.2167194
>>2167192
have you ever walked into a record shop and seen tits?
392fbf No.2167195
>>2167194
Yes. Or liquor stores.
Actually speaking of liquor stores, I was in a Total Wine in a pretty good part of town, and there was nothing but see-thru skinny tights or whatever the hell you would call them. And very little, if any underwear. It was quite glorious.
9f19b3 No.2167196
i wonder if emma will still be a pussy and not let soto lick his tip
392fbf No.2167197
I wouldn't let soto anywhere near my tip. I wouldn't even let him shake my hand.
a3017a No.2167198
>>2167195
I don't think I want to see tits in any liquor stores around here
9f19b3 No.2167199
oh come on
he's Guatemalan
392fbf No.2167201
>>2167198
Depends on the part of town. There are some places I would not say no to at all. Then there are some I would pay to just have everybody fully clothed.
>>2167199
He is also more of a whore than my mother.
a3017a No.2167202
>>2167201
I wouldn't pay I'd just not go to the store.
9f19b3 No.2167203
>>2167201
you don't like your mother
i take it?
9f19b3 No.2167204
man i really like getting deap
392fbf No.2167205
>>2167202
But what if you need alcohol?!!
>>2167203
I like her well enough. But she is a whore.
9f19b3 No.2167206
i guarantee that neko does not have a father figure in his life
there is no fuckingas way a person would roleplay as a cat
broken family 100percent
392fbf No.2167207
That came from way below the clouds, eh, TP?
9f19b3 No.2167208
>>2167205
i feel the same way about mine
all in my biz
9f19b3 No.2167209
>>2167207
what ever you say mandy
a3017a No.2167210
>>2167205
I don't need alcohol
>>2167206
My mom and dad are still alive and happily married for 21 years
392fbf No.2167211
>>2167208
All in your biz? Does she try to out-whore your other whores?
>>2167210
Well I do.
And hmm, I think my parents might have been happily married for like 5 years. Then unhappily married for 20? Then weirdly separated by a house for a couple years, then divorced. Now I got a stepbrother who fucks my mother.
a3017a No.2167213
>>2167211
I dunno what I would do if someone that wasn't my dad was fucking my mom but it probably wouldn't be good.
9f19b3 No.2167214
in the real world kanye is committed
in america he has a baby named chicago with some tranny
392fbf No.2167215
>>2167213
It's alright, my dad wouldn't even fuck her. I reckon she ought to get fucked by somebody. Who am I to argue that that somebody is practically the same age as my oldest brother?
>>2167214
I don't know what you are getting at here.
9f19b3 No.2167216
a3017a No.2167217
>>2167215
As long as she is happy I guess.
9f19b3 No.2167218
kim kardashian is a dude
for reall all he is is fake
392fbf No.2167219
>>2167216
I think you are trying to convey that his heart beat is not stable?
>>2167217
My thinking on the subject. And she is far far away, so win for me.
9f19b3 No.2167220
fuck that faggot\
do not reference faggot whores
be a better feminist
a3017a No.2167221
>>2167219
Family gets in the way a lot. But I also don't wanna push them away too much.
392fbf No.2167222
TP are you having a conversation with yourself about feminists?
>>2167221
Meh, I got my brothers. And my da. Don't need much more than that.
9f19b3 No.2167223
>>2167219
no i likd his jams
ABOUT HOW HE WENT INTO DEPRESSION OVER HIS MOTHER DYING OVER PLASTIC SURGERGY
THIS NIGGA CRAY
a3017a No.2167224
>>2167222
I dunno what I would do without my lil bro
392fbf No.2167225
>>2167223
I couldn't be more out of place in this conversation than a faggot at a titty club.
>>2167224
Heh, being a little bro, I am not sure either of my brothers would bat an eye.
a3017a No.2167229
>>2167225
My older brother annoys the shit out of me.
9f19b3 No.2167230
I BET NEKOS OLDR BROTHER HAS DANK
392fbf No.2167231
>>2167226
Not really my style of tuneskies.
>>2167228
Those 'bears' deserve to die out.
>>2167229
Neither of mine annoy me, really. The middle brother's choice of woman annoys me.
a3017a No.2167233
>>2167230
no he buys the shittest weed he can
and tries to act like he knows all about it
>>2167231
what is that?
392fbf No.2167237
>>2167232
Doesn't sound half bad. Though if I were looking for an instrumental I would likely go to a jig or to something classical.
>>2167233
She is just really young. Younger than me by a couple years. And just your typical, young, emotional girl.
>>2167235
Too fun for what?
392fbf No.2167238
Should I feel bad for being willing to fuck Zoe Quinn?
a3017a No.2167240
>>2167235
omg
>>2167237
Not too young right?
9f19b3 No.2167241
66dc0b No.2167242
>>2167237
They are too fun. At least at zoos.
a3017a No.2167243
tickling is pretty gay
ngl
392fbf No.2167244
>>2167239
https://youtu.be/GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>2167240
Meh, 25?
>>2167242
You keep up those gifs and Neko is going to burst.
45910f No.2167245
well goodnight people. gona go to sleep in like 10 mins
a3017a No.2167246
>>2167244
That's older than me
392fbf No.2167248
Sweet dreams, sweet prince.
>>2167246
And I'm basically as old as your grandfather. We have gone over this.
Girls don't mature very well, nowadays.
392fbf No.2167250
>>2167249
She is not very coordinated with her feet, and this bugs me.
Also, doing this is a locale where somebody else will have to clean up the mess also bugs me.
9f19b3 No.2167251
a3017a No.2167252
>>2167248
most people don't
it kinda sucks and it only gets worse
>>2167249
mmhm
392fbf No.2167254
>>2167252
Boys will eventually mature. As long as they were brought up with at least a semblance of what being a man is, they will take on the role. We tend to do it quite naturally.
Women, on the other hand, just tend to whine, and cry, and start arguments and fights over nothing.
392fbf No.2167255
a3017a No.2167262
>>2167254
Do you really feel that way?
392fbf No.2167263
>>2167262
More or less. There are some caveats to it, but as a groundwork, yeah.
66dc0b No.2167265
>>2167250
luckily you didn't have to that time. I wouldn't want to have to either.
>>2167252
i think i ran out already
a3017a No.2167266
>>2167263
I don't think that's a good mindset to have.
a3017a No.2167267
>>2167265
This will never do
d3487c No.2167269